I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

1. Well, your constant complaining isn't any better than what I seem to be doing!

2. You're just a hyppocrite on this one, you do the EXACT SAME THING. Everyone does. I could dig up examples past "You suck and so do your tastes, go die" and you raging about me anticipating No More Heroes, if you would like.

3. No problem!

[Sam]

ARM THE DEATH STAR!

ROBBLEROBBLE

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

[Zomboid]

1. Well, your constant complaining isn't any better than what I seem to be doing!

2. You're just a hyppocrite on this one, you do the EXACT SAME THING. Everyone does. I could dig up examples past "You suck and so do your tastes, go die" and you raging about me anticipating No More Heroes, if you would like.

3. No problem!
1. The only time the mild bashing turns into complaining is when you drag it out, like we're doing now. Besides, when another member remarks on how much they dislike you and I decide to join in, it's the same as any group of like minded people discussing something in common. Be flattered!

2. I don't like shitty stuff. My taste is flawless.

3. Glad we're in agreement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAM I DO ENJOY YOUR SOUND EFFECTS AND I WOULD HAVE SAID AS MUCH ON AIM BUT I WAS ON THE PHONE SORRY :(

[Guitar Woman]

whatever man, I still think you could tone it down a bit

I mean, I will if you will

[Zomboid]

Well obviously if you toned it right the fuck down and stopped doing all the stuff that pisses people off, they wouldn't be bitching, right?

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

[Fathom Zero]

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BUWAHHHHHH.

I don't like you because you're a panderer and you belong in the Malebolge.

[Guitar Woman]

I could probably make fun of the way you look, too, your hairstyle in particular!

I won't, though, because I'm better than that.

Nice batman tie, by the way.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Zomboid, stop making her talk so damn much. It's really irritating. :whoosh

[Pub Lover]

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Awesome! Now I'm kinda glad I didn't kill myself afterall. :)

You should have posted that sooner, young man. >:

[Emu]

Now we just need Rongi >:

[Pub Lover]

Rongi gets a pass because
when my sister showed me the thriller music video

when i was 3 i started crying because michael jackson's cat

eyes horrified me

[Guitar Woman]

Rongi already posted a pic, I though?

He was like a better looking Dr. Pizza.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/I-Mock/Rongi.jpg
Is this the one?

[Pub Lover]

Because I totally knew Rongi looked like that for some reason.

[Pub Lover]

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Location: Sydney Airport, International Terminal, Gate 8
What I did today: I sat next to a really beautiful woman for two 10 hour long haul flights.
How I made it creepy: I watched her sleep for most of the first flight, & adored her face.




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How I live with myself: When I finally spoke to her midway through the second flight, her effortless smile transformed the features I knew so well into a heartstoppingly perfect moment. I gave her my pillow, & said she could lean on my shoulder. She did, but I was too cowardly to speak to her again.




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I still miss you, beautiful girl in Seat 48D, Flight QF002. :tear

I only unpacked my bags today & found these pictures I took in the airport toilet. [Not pictured - Gay secks with 30 men]

[bigtimecow]

you definitely look like a creep

nevermind about your sob story, you'z a creep
:'(

[Pub Lover]

For Sure. ;)

[Chojin]

GW- I think I'll stick with what I'm doing, thanks.

No thanks. You really need to shut up about this.

[Chojin]

You are the last fucking person with the right to say that. I seriously fucking hate everything about you.

You suck and so do your tastes. Go die.

Well, seeing as how when you left, there were no other incredibly annoying, sexually confused/frustrated dj connor/spocks running around, I was actually pretty happy.

Actually, you little gender confused retard,...

Oddly enough, I think we'll still have one really annoying wannabe girl around here!

Who the fuck are you to talk?

I think you just suck >:

AND I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE GUITAR WOMAN WHO ACT AS IF THEY ACTUALLY KNOW ANY OF US >:

Guitar woman got served.

Fuck you. It's always amazing.

And that's all I could find, since I can't run a search for posts that contain only "GW" by Zomboid.

Can you see how this might be annoying to other posters?

[Zomboid]

Kinda don't care, since I'm not the only one who doesn't like him. The fact that you found a kindred spirit in him doesn't mean anything to me either :)

[Guitar Woman]

It's not like Chojin's the only one who doesn't hate me, either.

[Sam]

OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE WEST SIDE STORY.

[Emu]

It does get kind of gay to have every other post broken by "guitar woman sucks" with no other content to it. That would constitute thread derailment if it were about any other topic, such as, say, "earthbound sucks" because someone has a Mr. Saturn avatar.

and I don't even talk to GW outside of this forum, so I'm not defending him because we're butt buddies or anything.

[Fathom Zero]

I can't decide whether Justice is good or not.

[Zomboid]

Your point being...? That's fine by me and I'm kinda glad that there's two sides for this, but it's fucking ridiculous when daddy has to come and defend you from routine bashing.

[Guitar Woman]

It's not like I ASKED him to step in or anything, as far as I was concerned we reached an acceptable-for-now point a page ago.

[Zomboid]

That's kind of what I thought too, but I came on to discover some post searching fun!

[Emu]

Why is there the routine bashing anyway? What's it gonna do besides make you two retards fill up every other thread with it?

[Sam]

WAY TO GO CHOJIN. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Why is there the routine bashing anyway? What's it gonna do besides make you two retards fill up every other thread with it?
That's my entire point, yes.

The fact that Chojin tells Zomboid a certain behavior he's flaunting constantly is annoying to other posters and Zomboid quipping back that he doesn't give a flying shit speaks loads about the root of the problem here.

[Zomboid]

Because it's the fucking i-mockery forums, maybe? Most people here are pretty intolerant and I don't see how it's surprising when people really dislike each other and there's a whole lot of back and forth bitching going on. As for right now, it's in the fucking chat room thread. God fucking forbid we fill this winner up with posts that don't measure up to the usual inane shit that would otherwise be here.

[Zomboid]

Call the bashing an attempt to get you to change for the better, which it seemed to have accomplished a page ago.

[Fathom Zero]

Both of you want the last word. My mom'd slap you two in the back of the head.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm pretty sure there's a substantial difference between "GUITAR WOMAN YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT I HATE YOU GO DIE YOU BURNING SACK OF PENIS FUCK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK" and "GW, I really dislike it when you VERB. It makes me feel EMOTION when you do, and I really wish you would stop."

[Zomboid]

:lol yeah that's how things get done on the intarwebz. Seriously though, leave it the fuck alone and go ahead and start the toning it down so I don't have anything to bitch about anymore.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, MISTER, I think you're just playing the victim here, but whatever gets you to shut up.

[Zomboid]

I would indeed shut up if I could read a thread without your hilarious internet memes, etc making several appearances.

here's sam to wrap things up.

[Sam]

"FAGGOTS, I really dislike it when you ACT LIKE FAGGOTS ON THE INTERNET. It makes me feel TAINTED BY YOUR INTERNET FAGGOTRY when you do, and I really wish you would stop."

[Fathom Zero]

I APPROVE OF SAM

[Sam]

DID YOU APPROVE OF MY ORIGINAL MESSAGE OR THE MUCH MORE FRIENDLY ONE WHICH IS NOW DISPLAYED???

[Guitar Woman]

It's like mad libs all over again!

[Sethomas]

Hey kids, my WTF moment of the day happened when I found a BAPE t-shirt at work. I had no idea that BAPE had such a marked presence on the world, but I really should have known.

[Fathom Zero]

DID YOU APPROVE OF MY ORIGINAL MESSAGE OR THE MUCH MORE FRIENDLY ONE WHICH IS NOW DISPLAYED???

I APPROVE OF EVERYTHING WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, BUDDY

[Guitar Woman]

Well, that died down pretty fast.
I did get a lot of stress out, though, thanks guys.

[bigtimecow]

Hey kids, my WTF moment of the day happened when I found a BAPE t-shirt at work. I had no idea that BAPE had such a marked presence on the world, but I really should have known.

my bape hoodie.
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anyone else on here have any bape stuff? there's a couple more hoodies i want.

[HickMan]

Jesus fucking christ I go out and have a couple beers and get a blow-j from some 'college student' and I get back and there's a full-on war!

[Seven Force]

Kinda don't care, since I'm not the only one who doesn't like him. The fact that you found a kindred spirit in him doesn't mean anything to me either :)

This is how I and probably a lot of people feel at this point

[Triad-Brother Choi]

Every single one of you is so very lucky that the Triad have yet to adopt the use of Fatwas. :)

Vote 'Yes' on proposition 634a and all that will change so very sharpish. ...

Or perhaps you will continue to be my very good friends. :)

[MetalMilitia]

Lets not forget this whole argument was caused by guitar womans disrespectful duke nukem forever comments. She really hates duke nukem and "quipping" and the wail of a heavy metal guitar.

[Guitar Woman]

Blow it out your ass.

[Triad-Brother Choi]

Guitar Woman you be my best friend here. :)

Let us hope you be happy and healthy for long times. :)

Maybe you not leave house tomorrow ok good friend? :)

Maybe not post online also just to be safe. :)

[MetalMilitia]

she admitted it! everyone look! :eek

[Rongi]

Bad news, guys!

I-mockery is running low on funds, so we need all the advertisement we can get.

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Failure to do so will result in having your post edited FOR YOU >:

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[Pub Lover]

I really don't thnk I want to play along with that scheme, Rongi.

It's a really great way to make me not want to post.

So if you edit this post for your wacky hilariousness... Well I'd just have to quit the internet all over again guys! :willie

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[RaNkeri]

What a stupid idea :/

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[Seven Force]

I'm not participating in this shit.

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[executioneer]

i talked to george foreman once but the subject of the grills never came up :(

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[RaNkeri]

I saw Michael Monroe today while doing some chrsitmas shopping. He was carrying a christmas tree. :o

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[Emu]

This is some kind of corporate horseshit.

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[Girl Drink Drunk]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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[Pub Lover]

Hey Rongi, what the hell you doing with all this being a vegetarian shit? :meat

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[HickMan]

I'm not buying into this bullshit

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[Emu]

Fuck this shit dude, this place is getting so greedy

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[Pub Lover]

Could be worse. They could be asking us to vote for them on some sort of lame comedy listing place that get their revenues from porn & wares ads.

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[executioneer]

remember that one episode fo the office where the george forman grill burns the boss dude's foot i wonder if that ever happened to anyone in real life

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[Rongi]

Hey Rongi, what the hell you doing with all this being a vegetarian shit? :meat

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Meat is bad for you, son.

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[Chojin]

Zomboid, the problem isn't that you're harassing Guitar Woman, it's that you're dogging a poster and harassing them in virtually every thread they visit.

The search I ran wasn't confined to this thread, so don't pretend that it was.

It is annoying when I have to read about how much you hate a 12-year-old boy every time I go to read the forums.
It's ridiculous that you can't just put him on ignore.
It is against the rules to do exactly what you're doing.

And I would be reprimanding both of you, but doing a similar search for guitar woman yields:

Look. Zomboid. I really, really don't know what the hell your problem with me is

Thanks for clarifying that Zomboid

I encourage Zomboid to not get so offended that he won't read a thread when I casually answer questions posed by other forum members

Man how come zomboid won't shut up about me

If Zomboid can find nobody more annoying than me on these forums then I seriously doubt his observational skills

Zomboid, if you really hate me as much as you're letting on, you can just put me on your ignore list.

Way to ruin the fucking thread, Zomboid

So please stop, before I threaten to ban you and you respond by telling me all about how you don't really read the boards much anyway and boy how they've changed and go ahead if people like GW run rampant then you don't want any part and :goth.

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[Zomboid]

haha I still don't care. I'm not completely sure, but I don't think my life will end if I'm banned. We'll soon find out!

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[Pub Lover]

Z-Man, when did you regenerate into a teenager? Worst cast change ever!

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[Zomboid]

I guess since coming home for the holidays and being bored enough to perpetuate internet drama.

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[Chojin]

What a rebel! What a MAN.

Let me know when you receive your Secret Santa gifts via IM, I'm going to send you on vacation until next year so you can spend more time with family.

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[Sam]

Holy shit.

[MLE]

Seriously, This didn't need to be drawn out this far. Guitar Woman is doing what he's always done, which is post things on the internets. The only REALLY annoying part to the posting was the 4chan stuff, and he's agreed to cut it out a bit.

When I go into a thread, and every thread that Guitar Woman decides to put his comments in (which is perfectly legitimate), it turns into a flame war against him. If someone wants to make funny (or unfunny as they were) jokes about Guitar Woman, please do so in a thread I can choose not to read.

When I wanted to try to get under SevenForce's skin, I made my own thread instead of derailing another. Most people do. Even sucky people do sometimes, and that's why they're not yelled at when they do it.

But seriously folks, Guitar Woman has gotten better wince he started posting here, just like Schimid has. Just like a lot of people have, actually. As long as he's not going 4CHAN THIS AND 4CHAN THAT, then just stop reading his posts. Or ignore him. Instead of sabotaging the entire forum.


Thanks.




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[Chojin]

And since Zomboid posting his gifts probably isn't going to happen, that makes this the third year in a row that my secret santa recipient hasn't posted the gifts I got them. How lovely.

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[Sam]

Holy shit.

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[Emu]

I still remember the balmy winter days I spent telling Father Spaz he was a queer. Those were different times.

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[Sam]

I feel like my world is crumbling into the ocean.

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[Guitar Woman]

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Dedicated to our dearly departed. Fuck the system, man.

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[Emu]

This whole Zomboid/GW situation could be solved by reopening the Mock Wars forum.

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[Fathom Zero]

I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw) hope to dear Christ that you're being ironic. Hey Guitar Woman, will you be my myspace friend? myspace.com/thefathomzero

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[MLE]

I'm not saying for mock wars to reopen. I'm only saying to make a separate topic and keep it to there. I don't care what goes on in there, because unless I hear it's funny, I won't bother with it, and you can keep your bickering.

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[Chojin]

okay gw phase 1 of the plan is done who else do you want me to ban

[Esuohlim]

:(

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[Girl Drink Drunk]

:(

[MarioRPG]

GUYS MY CHRISTMAS STORY IS UP IN THAT PLACE WHERE I POSTED SO CHECK IT OK THANK YOU

[Seven Force]

Well that's fucking gay

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[Pram Maven]

Can someone point me to where this Zomboid/GW fight began? It seems kind of useless on a comedy messageboard.

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[MLE]

it started all over the forum, but about 50% in this thread.

[Guitar Woman]

Zomboid's hated me ever since I've been here.

I don't like him too much, either, but I certainly didn't want this to get to the point of banning people. That only means the forums will be even less active than usual.

[Pram Maven]

I will try to do my part, but I'm a bit intimidated by this site's style of humor.


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[Tadao]

Hi
Time lurked = 0
posts read = 0
first post = priceless

[bigtimecow]

omg look it's a rabbit with a pancake on it's head

[Tadao]

Yeah I know... But I've had Oolong as my avatar forever.

[Mockery]

There's a lot o' new posts in the Secret Santa thread, so check it out if you haven't already :O
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=515489

[Tadao]

I was here a very long time ago under the same username with the same avatar participating in the great flame wars of 199? (probably more like 2003... So I think I know what to expect. I think it was Protoclown or something like that who handed my ass to me in such a way that I cried for many years. Now let the healing begin!

[Seven Force]

well 199 is a very long time ago so I think your story checks out ok

[Seven Force]

also please tell me you didnt name your pet rabbit after a dbz character

[Pram Maven]

Great post, Tadao!

*pins a gold star to his face*

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[Pram Maven]

DOUBLE POST.

[Guitar Woman]

I won 25 dollars in an after school drawing today! It didn't cost anything to enter, but my peers were generally pissed off that I got the money! They threw shit at me and were really mean!

Then I thought, "Hey, fuck you stupid faggots! I have 25 dollars, and that is worth more than your lives will ever be!"

I bought "Walk Among Us" by The Misfits and "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" by Black Sabbath!

They are fantastic!

:D!

[Seven Force]

go fuck yourself

[Qwarx]

I never have after school drawings... :(

[Guitar Woman]

This week: Mass Effect (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2738-Zero-Punctuation-Mass-Effect). In summary: too much text.
I did my usual cursory glance over notable forum threads to get my feedback and it seems some people on one forum that shall remain nameless have been calling me a hypocrite for apparently liking Planescape Torment despite it, too, being a monstrously wordy game. My response: where the hell did you get the impression that I liked Planescape Torment? That, too, I found boring and couldn't get further than the first world. I'm not angry, I'm just confused as to how you made this leap of logic. Admittedly I did show the box art for, like, one second to illustrate a point but I don't remember drawing a big sign over it saying THIS GAME IS AWESOME MMM I WANT IT TO SPUNK IN MY FACE
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I love everything this man touches ;<

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[Tadao]

also please tell me you didnt name your pet rabbit after a dbz character


Nah, Oolong is a rabbit that some crazy Japanese owned and use to balance all kinds of things on it's head and take pictures of it.

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm (http://www.fsinet.or.jp/%7Esokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm)

[executioneer]

yeah that thing's been around since forever wth did sa skip that particular fad or something

[MLE]

Nah, Oolong is a rabbit that some crazy Japanese owned and use to balance all kinds of things on it's head and take pictures of it.

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm


I actually browsed all of the pictures of oolong in order, and it reminded me so much of when i had a rabbit. The day oolong suddenly died made me tear up. ;,,<

[Tadao]

Haha, yeah Oolong was cool. I rmember some guy on Fasrk emailed the guy saying bad things (i forget what), but the guy replied to him saying "Please don't call me evil bunny master." That was so fucking funny. He even has a letter on that page to Americans explaining himself. That showed up shortly after Fark got at him.

And I don't care how tuff some of you girls are, my magic bunny powers will get you in my bed! Soon we'll be playing kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead.

[Seven Force]

we usually dont refer to a penis as a one eared rabbit but whatever floats your boat captain

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/welcomeforums.jpg

That picture is guaranteed to ROCK YOU TO THE CORE.

[Guitar Woman]

I really hope you guys make that part of the "Welcome to I-Mockery!" PM new guys get.

[Pub Lover]

And I don't care how tuff some of you girls are, my magic bunny powers will get you in my bed! Soon we'll be playing kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead.

Urgh.

I'm not picking on Tadao just because he's new as several of the regular buffoons in this thread make similar comments. Seriously guys, this is the internet, shut up about girls on here.

Haha, look at me taking the moral highground. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Chojin would be the coolest gay dad any kid could ask for.

[kahljorn]

we usually dont refer to a penis as a one eared rabbit but whatever floats your boat captain

That's because it's not a penis but a one floppy eared vagina. You figurue it out!

[Tadao]

we usually dont refer to a penis as a one eared rabbit but whatever floats your boat captain
Pull one pocket of your pants out.

Yeah someone from SA told me that girls over here like it when you hit on them.

[Pub Lover]

In an almost related topic, Johnathan Clement's loss of faith over the rather silly idea that there isn't any sex in heaven was once explained to me as quite sensible due to no one wanting screaming babies screwing up their paradise & the rather pervy suggestion that being so close to The Divine Presence results in tantric-esque constant exctasy. Which also explained why sitting on a cloud playing a harp never gets boring up there.

I must have gone to the worst CofE school ever.

[Tadao]

I can see Saint Peter handing out ecstasy as you walk through the pearly gates.

[Pub Lover]

Oh shit, the secret is out now! Guys, I'm a lapsed-Raver & really embarrassed about it. ;(

[Pub Lover]

What is with all the lurkers anyway?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

VBulletin happened.

[Pub Lover]

They should sign up & post in this thread.

Then when I decide they are ready they can move onto posting in the rest of the forum.

Noob camp is open, bitches. >:

[Tadao]

I've never understood the whole lurking thing. I've always just jumped in a got the fuck on with it. I noticed I couldn't post in the Mock Wars. Nice use of forum control. *puckers lips and bends down*

[Sam]

Chojin would be the coolest gay dad any kid could ask for.

Funny you mention this, last night Chojin told me he loved me after we both became Vidmasters so expect him and I to sire hyper-evolved children which will moderate these boards 24 hours a day. :|

[Sam]

Because when people love each other that is what they do, they have children to prove their love.

[Sam]

They will probably be the most perfect children ever, and our gay parenting will empower them to become MORE HUMAN THEN HUMAN.

[bigtimecow]

let's see them children

[Esuohlim]

Awesome! Now I'm kinda glad I didn't kill myself afterall. :)

You should have posted that sooner, young man. >:

I was going to respond to this post with me holding up a sign that says "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(" but I can't find my camera usb cable. >:

[Esuohlim]

SERIOUS PHOTO PROBLEMS :eek

[JediScum]

Will these kids communicate with digitized bat sonar like in the second season of Dark Angel? Cause that would would flip some tits!

[Tadao]

Instead of Gaydar they will have GayPS

[Seven Force]

They should have an Alpha 5-ish robot that has short range gaydar. If a gay is near he can just shout "Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!" and flail around.

[Seven Force]

That's how the hispanics usually react anyway

[bigtimecow]

mida mida mida mida mida mida mida !!

[Pub Lover]

Damn lurkers looking at old threads that just piss me off. >:

Where the hell is Jamesman anyway? :lol

[Pub Lover]

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last


Good Times. :tear

[Pub Lover]

They will probably be the most perfect children ever, and our gay parenting will empower them to become MORE HUMAN THEN HUMAN.

No offense meant, but you only look like a great dad, you're a pair of leather chaps away from full great gay dad though. ;(

[Pub Lover]

I was going to respond to this post with me holding up a sign that says "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(" but I can't find my camera usb cable. >:

I seem to remember hearing excuses from you like this before. :blah

[Cedar]

I was going to respond to this post with me holding up a sign that says "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(" but I can't find my camera usb cable. >:
I just realized that your name is milhouse backwards :\.

[Fathom Zero]

No it's not.

[Molly]

Maybe it is and maybe it IS.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/freewillie.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

04:01 PM: zeldasbiggestfan (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4353)
Viewing Thread
High School freakin sucks. (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22139)

[Pub Lover]

LOL, I told him to do that. ;D

[Guitar Woman]

oh, ok.

I was just imagining him willingly looking over his terrible mistakes in life and quietly weeping in front of his computer ;<

[Pub Lover]

His mistakes are my comedy bronze.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey guys, stop making fun of him.

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[MLE]

You guys aren't following him around the board, and you're not being only malicious. You're not breaking the rules!

[Seven Force]

gee thanks mom

[Fathom Zero]

HEY I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE LISTEN TO ME

[Pub Lover]

Oh ZBF knows I'm kidding, the two of us are great friends. :)

[Fathom Zero]

Hahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Pub Lover]

Someone get Asila to post in here. I want to talk about Tom Waits and Terry Pratchett.

I just watched the first half of the live action Hogfather and played selected tracks from Swordfishtrombones during the adverts.


Seriously. :(

[Seven Force]

I have no idea what those are.

[Seven Force]

IS IT FOR BLACKS

[Pub Lover]

You're just trying to get me in trouble. :(

[Pub Lover]

GODSDAMMIT! NO, IT'S NOT STUFF FOR BLACKS! >:

[Seven Force]

:lol :lol scandalize some ******s :willie

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/williechatlineis.jpg

- Jarv

[Tadao]

Someone get Asila to post in here. I want to talk about Tom Waits and Terry Pratchett.

I just watched the first half of the live action Hogfather and played selected tracks from Swordfishtrombones during the adverts.


Seriously. :(

Haha :(

[Pub Lover]

Double Seriously. ;(

[Fathom Zero]

I just realized my foot's bleeding.

[Tadao]

flirt firewall

[Pub Lover]

Flirt?! I think not! I just want to complain about the lack of Wizard action. >:

Nobby was good though. ;)

[Tadao]

Always wanted to see a live action Discworld, probably a Silver Horde story. With Tom Waits playing the Death of rats.

[Pub Lover]

I like Cohen but I don't think I could watch much of a bunch of almost naked old men for long.

I'm more of a Sam Vimes kinda guy.

[Tadao]

I'vce often thought about who would play who. I can only see Eric Idle as Rincewind because of the game. You know you would probably be upset with the pick in cast. Who would play Vimes? I know he's supposed to be kind of in shape, but I see him fat in my head.

God I hate fan boys.

[Pub Lover]

God I hate fan boys.

Totally. :x


NOW LET THAT BE AN END TO IT. >:


Seriously, I'm acting like this is a chatroom or something. :rolleyes


Book Forum. :lol

[Tadao]

Boobies!

[Fathom Zero]

Now THERE'S something a man can get behind.

[bigtimecow]

christmas eve almost!! how excited are you fags?!?!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm totally gay for Christmas.

[Pub Lover]

It's been christmas eve for 17 hours. I'm annoyed becasue I'm not allowed to eat any of the food in the kitchen until tomorrow. I am going to nurse this bottle of Whiskey through the night. >:

[Asila]

You mean I missed the hot Discworld/Waits conversation?! CURSES!
What... no, seriously. That upsets me.
Speaking of Christmas: Tom Waits does a cover of Silent Night. It makes me cry.

[Tadao]

We where waiting to tag team you, but you never showed. I had to go to another forum to finish myself off, :(

[Esuohlim]

If by excited for Christmas you mean excited for A Christmas Story marathon then no I'm not incredibly excited but thanks for asking :x

[Esuohlim]

I watched all the Final Destination movies today guys they were pretty funny :eek

[Tadao]

I don't think I know what those are. Are they based of those Rapture books I've heard about? Probably not.... duh I should just erase this message instead of pushing the reply button.

[Asila]

We where waiting to tag team you, but you never showed. I had to go to another forum to finish myself off, :(

Gah, story of me life.

I've always wondered: is it appropriate to say 'it's Christmas Eve' ALL day on the 24th, or only once evening actually hits?

Edit: the Final Destination movies are horror films about people who dream their death before it happens, as far as I can tell.

[Fathom Zero]

24 HOURS OF A CHRISTMAS STORY ON CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU READY?

[Tadao]

I'm nit an appropriate kind of guy so I sugest keep saying it as long and there are christmas lights still up on your block. In fact, go to those peoples houses and knoock on their door and wish them a merry chrismas eve on New Years if the lights are still up.

I've died once in my dreams. I was sitting shotgun in a big rig while Venus Flytrap from the old tv show WKRP was driving around my block at high speeds. The cops block us off and he gets out of the truck with his guns blazing. The cops shoot him dead and tell me to get out of the truck with my hands up via bullhorn. So I get out, hands up, and walk to them. But something is wrong.... very wrong.... I look up.

A shotgun is in my raised hands. Bang bang bang bang bang. Cops blow me away. I lay diying ing the street and my vision goes to black (like when you faint, it slowly closes in on you). And then nothing. and then I wake up.

Another time I was shot but as I was diying, people where looking at down at me, and just before I faded out, I bacame one of the people looking down at me and walked away. Then woke up.

So..... I'm gonna die with Venus Flytrap on a Big Rig tirade?

[Tadao]

24 HOURS OF A CHRISTMAS STORY ON CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU READY?

Yep! Got a fat bag of Meth, 2 jars of Vasoline and 4 rolls of paper towels. Who's coming over for the TV party?

[Sethomas]

Another time I was shot but as I was diying, people where looking at down at me, and just before I faded out, I bacame one of the people looking down at me and walked away.

One time when I was dying, I eventually had the perspective of looking at myself passed out. It was cool, it even included the white vomit that I only afterwards learned comes about from cardiac failure. The memory in my head right now is that of actually facing myself as if I were laying on the floor facing myself underneath my desk (which, btw, I don't even know why I was under my desk at that point), but I vaguely recall having also looked downwards as if from above. Ah well.

[Tadao]

You mean like both your body and your spirit where laying on their sides facing each other under the desk? And then later on a top down view of 2 of you laying on your side facing each other? Vivid imagination you got there.

[MarioRPG]

24 HOURS OF A CHRISTMAS STORY ON CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU READY?
Shoot, I nearly forgot. Pfff, and I was going to watch Eraserhead today.

[Chojin]

I think I've read about 20 discworld books in my life and used to have a map of Ankh-Morpork up on the wall for a few years :<

And I also used to code for the Discworld MUD :<

[Guitar Woman]

Where did that come from

[MLE]

They were talking about Discworld up at the top of the page.

[Chojin]

http://prelectur.stanford.edu/lecturers/hofstadter/images/stevemartin.jpg

[Tadao]

Anyone for a game of Thud?
http://www.thudgame.com/

[Chojin]

Google desktop informed me the other day that Terry Pratchett was diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's :<

[Tadao]

Shit! He's gonna write the same stories over and over again...

[Asila]

No, he says that he's been diagnosed but that it can take years for the disease to affect the mind. He says (on his webpage) that he's just going to continue to write until he can't anymore.

[Chojin]

How would he know that he can't write anymore?

[kahljorn]

I don't know how would you know if you couldn't walk kanymore maybe if you lost your legs obviously his hands are going to fall off. :\

[Emu]

If he's anything like my grandma, he's only going to think his writing is getting better over time.

[JediScum]

I got so drunk last night, i actually started seeing purple elephants.




I was watching "Escape To Witch Mountain" but I think that still counts.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I had some Goldslager and beer one night, and after sleeping for a few hours, I was somewhere between awake and asleep. There were these ghost-lke restaurant cooks coming into my bedroom, handing me dishes to clean.

[Emu]

What were they paying?

[Cfr5]

Merry Christmas and stuff.

[Esuohlim]

Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

[Tadao]

I'm gonna start celebrating March 25th as "Happy God Fucked Mary Day!"

[Sebra]

what about a frankie muniz day huh

[Esuohlim]

HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY 16-YEAR-OLD COUSIN DIED OVER TWO MONTHS AGO AND HIS FAMILY NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL US

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH

[Tadao]

^That kinda blows. My little brother killed himself 3 months ago and my dad didn't want to tell anyone on his side of the family. I can kind of see how he just can't handle all the phone calls. Maybe your Uncle and Aunt needed to just deal with imediate family matters first.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/032006/its-not-even-christmas-at-all.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Oh lord, someone uploaded Outlaw Star's entire run to youtube, dubbed and uncensored

Nostalgia rush ;<

[MarioRPG]

Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

:lol Genius.

[Pub Lover]

How would he know that he can't write anymore?

When we stop buying them. :lol


Seriously, fanboys don't quit. :x

[Grislygus]

What's up




The Ratchet and Clank game that I bought from Best Buy for my probably-eventual younger stepbrother didn't come with the cd. He got to open it on Christmas eve, which is when I was pressured into going back and exchanging it.



Fun fun fun!

[executioneer]

MERRY CHRISTMAS 45 MINUTES TOO LATE, FOLKS

[MarioRPG]

I bought a 500Gb external harddrive today for 100$ (thats a deal here ok(

[Asila]

I have never in my life gone shopping on the day after Christmas--I'm masochistic in an entirely different way--but some reason today I feel the pull...unnecessary sales...must buy crap....

[MattJack]

I grabbed my best friend's dick last night on accident. It was the first man dick i've ever had in my hand before (besides mine duhhhh).

Now he won't return my calls or even answer his phone. :(

[Guitar Woman]

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

[Tadao]

By accidently unzipping his pants, and accidently opening your hand, and acidently grabbing it with a firm lubed grip.

[Fathom Zero]

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[MarioRPG]

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick
He thought it was a girl's penis GW, if you've ever seen a woman you'd understand. j/k we luv you

[Tadao]

The new show left me unfullfilled.

Hold me.

[MattJack]

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

He had a lighter on his crotch and I went to grab it, but I accidentally grabbed it.

It's all good now though because we just act like that never happened, so I'm straight again.

Look out world.

[Asila]

My laptop started smoking yesterday. I undid everything today, took what I could apart, dusted it (the extent of what I can do to a computer) and now I'm on it again today. I'm kinda asking to get set on fire.

[Tadao]

A Bukakke party will out that out.

Did you find what was burning?

[Chojin]

Someone on here had a laptop burn their lap before :<

Mine gets toasty but what else could you expect from a 600mhz monster machine like that

[Cfr5]

Wow, your laptop is eight times faster than mine.

[MLE]

i wish i still had my old pcg-505 vaio :<

[Moobs]

My laptop is burning my thighs all because i tried to play Club Penguin on it :(

[Chojin]

Actually my laptop may have been 800mhz but it's hard to say as I haven't used it since I've needed to open the CD drive with a paperclip and then hold the tray in place since it shakes violently when reading discs.

[Guitar Woman]

I was afraid I'd be the only person here to know about that game!

[Moobs]

I was going to make an attempt at hitting on the young teen girls that play as penguins. This christmas has brought me to an all time low :<

[Cfr5]

I don't use my laptop. Ever. It's useless. I just have it so that it exists and I can badmouth it. There is no CD-ROM drive and a CD holds more data than its hard drive.

But it does have internet access!

[MLE]

is it a tiny laptop?

[Chojin]

mine can't play video without serious lag

[Chojin]

I am ranked #16 for most posts in this thread, guys

[Cfr5]

Thanks a lot, now I feel obliged to use it.

[Guitar Woman]

I mentioned this before, but Pub has 200+ posts in The Cowboy Song.

:(

[MarioRPG]

And how many do you have?

[Guitar Woman]

8, which is way less than I thought.

[MarioRPG]

Oh. I think I only have 5 or so myself...

[Moobs]

holy crap i have 235 posts in this thread i'm such a loser

[JediScum]

Wow! What happened? It's like my best friend got a sex change.

[Cfr5]

Hey, cool, I'm posting this from my laptop. It took about 34534534535 seconds to load but the forum still (kind of) works with Internet Explorer 3.0.

Here's how it looks:
http://www.i-mockery.com/Cfr5/craptop-forum.gif

[Mockery]

Damnit man! You're showing them the redesign before it launches! I wanted it to be a surprise! :(

[Cfr5]

Can I have some money before being fired?

[Guitar Woman]

Upcoming Pieces wtf

SECRETS? ON MY I-MOCK?

[Cfr5]

Yeah, like the SECRET locations of Chojin's child porn.

[Mockery]

Upcoming Pieces wtf

SECRETS? ON MY I-MOCK?
Can you actually see that forum? o.O

[Guitar Woman]

it's in the screenshot.

[Mockery]

oh ok, haha i thought some permissions got fucked up.

:secrats

[Chojin]

http://asia.cnet.com/blogs/mobileojisan/post.htm?id=63001644&t=tag

I think Sakurai wrote this article.

[Seven Force]

This is niiiiiiiice

[Fathom Zero]

I saw AvP: R today and it sucked royally, but the very end was kind-of cool and the dude yelling "Get to the chopper!" was pretty funny.

I felt like taking a nap or movie-hopping, though.