I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

The type of people who drink that crap are the same people who put sugar in folders and say YUM THATS A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE.

I was gonna make another joke about your drug of choice being meth instead of alcohol, until I re-read this and realized that it made no damn sense whatsoever, on multiple levels


Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

[Grislygus]

And what does that say about me as a person

[Kitsa]

It says file this under delicious is what it says

[Tadao]

Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes

[Zhukov]

Alcohol is for losers.

[LordSappington]

When I find a new job, I'm going to see if I can hire an opera singer guy to belt out 'I QUIT' at the top of his lungs to my boss for me.

[Grislygus]

For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes


I'MA LAY A SMACKDOWN ON YOU, BOY

Whiskey and whiskey is distilled, numbnuts; I insist on referring to Jim Beam as fermented because it is, in actuality, fermented piss, and I quite obviously don't drink it, seeing as how I made fun of it. CAN YOU READ DER ENGRISH

[TheBigCasino]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/Viski.jpg
fuck yeah :rock

Yes please, double neat, I'll be right over.

[Grislygus]

Nice character you got there.

[Tadao]

Not mine. Also I did not know that about Whiskey. :(

[Tadao]

Also I never really read your posts about it, I just wanted to get you red faced. BUT IT BACK FIRED AND NOW YOUR ALL SUPERIOR.

[Grislygus]

I'm ALWAYS superior, that's why I usually have to get a new girlfriend every six months :( :lol :tear

[Grislygus]

THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

[Tadao]

Better than every 9 months.
amiright?
http://www.mrxstitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/red-panda.jpg

[Grislygus]

Damn straight. Out of sight, out of mind. FOOLPROOF PLAN

[Grislygus]

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[Grislygus]

sg3pk7Lloew&feature=related

[Pub Lover]

THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONERS
Lucky gal. :eek

[Grislygus]

side order of magic fingers :eek

[Pub Lover]

I THINK THE BEST GUMMY WOULD BE A BIG OL' DING DONG SHAPED GUMMY

PUB WOULD AGREE

I love you guys. :lol

[Tadao]

Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

[executioneer]

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)(DUH)http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/giant-edible-gummy-penis.html

THE GUMMY SO GOOD, I PUT MY NAME ON IT

[LordSappington]

That looks like it'd be used as by pissed off housewives to pracice their revenge... :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Shades of "The War of the Roses". :chatter

[Pub Lover]

Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Dimnos]

I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Man, fuck you. Bring back MAD LIBS >:.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I quit my job and am now more busy than ever. >:


You haven't been on. I figured you were getting a really long Dimjob.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2k4iZqbDsMs/0.jpg

[TheBigCasino]

speaking of Scots, just bought a bottle of Scotch ( Glenmorangie ), gonna celebrate nothing at all for no good reason. got a bottle of Blanton's too, been waitin' a while for that one.

[Guitar Woman]

Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I haven't had a drink since the 2nd week of january. I hate shopping now and going by the beer isle and seeing all my old friends. PBR, Yuengling, Molson....Magic Hat I miss you most of all. You never let me down. :tear

[Tadao]

Sounds like you had some shitty friends there.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't remember the others. Its been so long.

[Tadao]

I bet it was something a hipster would drink.

Like Lucky Lager.

[ElPila666]

YAY Pub Lover survived the earthquake :)

[ElPila666]

Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

I quit smoking pot 2 weeks ago, I was ripped off, the guy that was supposed to get the weed ended up in jail, money is gone >:

[Grislygus]

the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.

That's a pretty godawful analogy right there

[Pub Lover]

Yay El Pila is still alive. :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What the fuck is lucky lager?

[Tadao]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lucky+lager

[LordSappington]

Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.
About two of them a long week :(

[Dimnos]

This is the only friend you need 10k.

http://www.briansbelly.com/beerbelly/beerimages/tecate_can.jpg


...maybe some limes too.

[Zhukov]

Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.
About two of them a long week :(

Hope it's not minimum wage, I just read it's pretty low.

[Guitar Woman]

That's a pretty godawful analogy right there

The cat is your brain, you see

It helps when you understand that metaphor is a thing

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We don't have Lucky Lager here. I have an 18 pack of guinness cans sitting next to my fridge. Glaring at me.

[Grislygus]

Damn, I'd of thought this was obvious, but what do you know. Don't worry, I'll explain it, A metaphor is not automatically good just because it is, in fact, a metaphor.




HOLY SHIT BRAINS JUST EXPLODED

[Grislygus]

...




























Oh man but what if it had been a simile...











It's all so crazy, man

[Guitar Woman]

thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website

[Fathom Zero]

things are things that are unless they're things that aren't or if they're not even things

[Grislygus]

thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website

YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE. EVERYTHING MAKE SENSE OKAY?

[Fathom Zero]

So GG, what're you up to? Drawn anything badass lately?

[Grislygus]

TONS of shit for this art college. A stylized portrait of Hunter S. Thompson is coming out particularly sick right now, after multiple attempts. Took a while to nail down exactly what I wanted to do with it.

I'm in school from 10 in the morning to 6 at night on monday, 10-2 tuesday and wednesday, followed by work from 2:30 to 10 pm, school 9 am to 9 pm on thursday. Plus time for homework and personal cartoons on those days, so I only get about 10, 12 hours of sleep monday-thursday, CRASH thursday night, sleep till 10 or sometimes 1:00 on friday, then work 2:30 to 11 pm friday and saturday, 4 to 10 on sundays.

[Grislygus]

so, after a long hiatus here, it's suddenly hard to get together with friends and I'm back to trawling around netflix and I-Mockery during a lot of my down time

[Fathom Zero]

I'm at school from 8 to 9pm Monday thru Wednesday. I've got a couple hour breaks, but I've packed it in, to my misfortune. Then it's just a couple classes on Thursday and Friday and I'm set.

:skoolbtchin

I made my schedule that way mainly because of the photography class that I really wanted to take and the fact that it's only available at one time and it's in the late evening. Urgh. Nigga's gotta eat. I love the stuff, though.

This semester's put the kibosh on writing for... leisure, which really sucks. I WANNA COLLAB WITH YOU SO HARD.

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

..

[Fathom Zero]

I don't do page breaks, mang

[Grislygus]

I'm at school from 8 to 9pm Monday thru Wednesday. I've got a couple hour breaks, but I've packed it in, to my misfortune. Then it's just a couple classes on Thursday and Friday and I'm set.

:skoolbtchin

I made my schedule that way mainly because of the photography class that I really wanted to take and the fact that it's only available at one time and it's in the late evening. Urgh. Nigga's gotta eat. I love the stuff, though.

This semester's put the kibosh on writing for... leisure, which really sucks. I WANNA COLLAB WITH YOU SO HARD.

I WISH I had breaks on the long school days... still, it's good that I could pack it in, the school tuition runs at a flat rate per semester, and I basically hacked off and arm and a leg to pay for my tuition, on top of the FAFSA and scholarships and loans. I don't understand why the fuck I have to include my parents financial info on the FAFSA when the most they can help me with is $250 per month.

Honestly, considering that I'm at school and working full-time, with an intense work and study load, and STILL able to finish two full-page cartoons a week? It can be done, if you DO write anything you want illustrated, and you get a website together, I'll work on it for free.

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice AND Talisker 10yo, fuck yeah :rock

[Big McLargehuge]

Playing a d20 modern game with friends and Old Rasputin Imperial Stout. :hasfriends

[Big McLargehuge]

BTW what are you going to do with the 10 year old?

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifHappy Birthday WhiteRathttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

^^^ what he said. Where've you been, bro'?

[WhiteRat]

Muchos thankos, T & D. I'm still around and I still lurk here from time to time. In my advanced age I have been spending more time on college football message boards and less on I-Mock although I would like that to change. So all you gasbags should start posting some funny stuff like Juttin's dad dying or those embarrassing photo sets of Milhouse and his 50's car salesman haircut he had taken at K-Mart a few years back. Only then may I rise up once again to reclaim my throne that sits atop the mountain of mediocrity.

[Tadao]

We need to make some I-M Forum trading cards. WhiteRat would have to catch them all.




:(

[Fathom Zero]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

I'm numbah one

[LordSappington]

We need to make some I-M Forum trading cards. WhiteRat would have to catch them all.

We could all get on webcam and argue about who ha the coolest cards, while our lives slowly rot away.
Along with our bank accounts. I never realized when I was eight how fucking expensive that hobby was.

[Fathom Zero]

I love spammer non-sequiturs.

[Grislygus]

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

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[Grislygus]

No one's going to listen, of course. Enjoy the irritating visual clutter! Bonus points if someone quotes the whole damn thing, I'm not quite enough of a dickbag to do that

[Pub Lover]

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

9x6WgjUr9Nk

jHVxchaENUQ

VmOtZXEw0iw

raql_Hh_NmU

WhPixJfYxmM

UpypTKbD6lA

yrJgBt7etBM

aP5ikQpTR3c

B5BJke3efec
..

[Pub Lover]

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

9x6WgjUr9Nk

jHVxchaENUQ

VmOtZXEw0iw

raql_Hh_NmU

WhPixJfYxmM

UpypTKbD6lA

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aP5ikQpTR3c

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...

[Pub Lover]

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

9x6WgjUr9Nk

jHVxchaENUQ

VmOtZXEw0iw

raql_Hh_NmU

WhPixJfYxmM

UpypTKbD6lA

yrJgBt7etBM

aP5ikQpTR3c

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....

[Pub Lover]

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

9x6WgjUr9Nk

jHVxchaENUQ

VmOtZXEw0iw

raql_Hh_NmU

WhPixJfYxmM

UpypTKbD6lA

yrJgBt7etBM

aP5ikQpTR3c

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.....

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

9x6WgjUr9Nk

jHVxchaENUQ

VmOtZXEw0iw

raql_Hh_NmU

WhPixJfYxmM

UpypTKbD6lA

yrJgBt7etBM

aP5ikQpTR3c

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......

[Pub Lover]

No one's going to listen, of course. Enjoy the irritating visual clutter! Bonus points if someone quotes the whole damn thing, I'm not quite enough of a dickbag to do that

:eek

[Fathom Zero]

I'll see those and raise you these

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[Tadao]

I'll see those and raise you these

TKiAHlTOSVs

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...

[Pub Lover]

I listened to them. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I listened to them. :eek

Gus' ones, I mean. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'll give Dylan's ones a listen in a few hours. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I liked the Trampled By Turtles, Chrome Division & UFO tracks. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Larry Garner made me smile with the Tupac reciting. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'll see those and raise you these

TKiAHlTOSVs

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PfAWReBmxEs

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..

[RaNkeri]

Oh snap

[Tadao]

Man, that ancient Big Black thread inspires me to post a random assortment good music instead

9x6WgjUr9Nk

jHVxchaENUQ

VmOtZXEw0iw

raql_Hh_NmU

WhPixJfYxmM

UpypTKbD6lA

yrJgBt7etBM

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I'll see those and raise you these

TKiAHlTOSVs

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...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

and Old Rasputin Imperial Stout. :hasfriends


That sounds delicious. How is it?

[Pub Lover]

I liked the Fever Ray, Akira The Don & Phillip Glass tracks. :eek

[Babs]

I'm all in

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[Pub Lover]

I had a dream where me and my friend Bob, two girls and I were going to the megaplex...
You really wanted us to know you were there with some girls. Don't worry, we believe you can dream about hanging out with girls. :eek

[MLE]

and himself apparently

[Kitsa]

Mr. Kitsa accidentally incinerated about a pound of curry leaves in our kitchen. The stench is unimaginable.

[MLE]

I-Mockery Chat (It Stinks!)

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat (IT STINKS!)

I-Mockery Chat (It Stinks!)

..

[Grislygus]

Babs are you out of chips, or what. I call

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[Esuohlim]

WHAT ABOTU FRANK ZAPAP >: YOU GUYS

[RaNkeri]

-6 -7 7 -8__
8 -8 7 -8__
-6 -7 7 -8 8 -8 7 -6 7 -8__

shon shon shon

[RaNkeri]

Go ahead pub, you know you want to :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

You really wanted us to know you were there with some girls. Don't worry, we believe you can dream about hanging out with girls. :eek

I was especially mad at them because they don't even read the books.

and himself apparently

That's what happens when I try and correct my own grammar.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

haha. i need to refresh the page when I fall asleep at the computer. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We could have a brak off pub.

[MattJack]

nobody brakks off harder than pub

[LordSappington]

So, the current theory is that I inherited Meniere's diesaes from my mother. If this is true, I'll have an operation where they cut a disc out of my skull, move my brain, and cut the offending balance nerve. We're scheduling an MRI.
I'm just bummed i might have to shave my head.

[Kitsa]

It grows back. Trust me on that one.

[LordSappington]

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
I just don't think I'd make a good skinhead. And I just fucking dyed it, too. :\

[Kitsa]

WELL I UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING BRAIN SURGERY PART

[MLE]

way to be insensitive sappy.

[LordSappington]

Guys, you don't get it
A gay teenager's hair is all he has in life.

[Pub Lover]

Wait; Are you really gay? Dude. Not cool. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Next you'll be telling me that you're secretly black. :eek

[LordSappington]

From the waist down

[MLE]

Guys, you don't get it
A gay teenager's hair is all he has in life.

And how is that different from a female's view of her hair?

[LordSappington]

And how is that different from a female's view of her hair?
Because it takes away our Samson-like powers.

[Kitsa]

It grows back. Honest it does, and then you can dye it whatever godforsaken color you like.

The only place where it won't grow back is the seam of a scar, and then the rest of your hair will cover it up. I've got two big halo brace dents on either side of my head that don't have hair but can't be seen anyway.

[LordSappington]

Yeah, I know it grows back. But it does piss me off that I finally get it nice and dyed and blue and nice again, and might end up having to shave it all.

[Tadao]

You're just upset because you'll have nothing t whine about when they fix you. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find something.

[MLE]

hahahahaha

[Guitar Woman]

Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.

[LordSappington]

You're just upset because you'll have nothing t whine about when they fix you. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find something.
Like that totally stupid bitch who totally cut me at the store. Like, what the fuck?

[Fathom Zero]

I liked the Fever Ray, Akira The Don & Phillip Glass tracks. :eek

http://www.akirathedon.com/?p=20269

His new, bombass mixtape is out.

Daydreamer, Big Iron, and I Am Not A Robot are my favorites.

[Zhukov]

Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.

a) you can probably take it better than him
b) aren't you curious?
c) I hear it's the best!

[Fathom Zero]

Wait, Zhukov, I got this-

GW.

I dare you to cocaine

[Pentegarn]

:pagebrak

Wait, Zhukov, I got this-

GW.

I dare you to cocaine


zdq4Llr-K-s

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Babs]

I really missed you guys and you didn't even miss me. FUCK LIFE!

[MarioRPG]

Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.

Best interview I've ever seen.

[Tadao]

It's not from cocaine alone. It's from being paid a million dollars per episode and told you are a great actor mixed with drugs and no boundaries.

It's kinda like giving Babs attention. All of a sudden everything should be about him and how he's doing. Then he acts like a spoiled brat and wonders why no one wants to give him any attention.

[Pub Lover]

Who has read Dune and had some babies? This (http://goodnightdune.com/index.html) made me smile. :eek

[Kitsa]

Hah!

I don't even have the English version here. I still think of it in French first. Haven't read it to the kid yet...she prefers Elmo.

[Esuohlim]

Man, FUCK Elmo >:

[Tadao]

I'm gonna make me an Elmo dick puppet.

[Kitsa]

I read a behind-the-scenes Sesame Street book and the guy who plays Elmo is actually pretty interesting. He landed the lead in Romeo and Juliet when he was a teenager in Baltimore. The girl playing Juliet was white, and her mother actually called him to ask him to step down so that her daughter didn't have to kiss a black guy. So his success now is probably a pretty big fuck-you to them.

I think he basically runs Sesame Street now. It's very weird to hear the little Elmo voice coming out of a big black guy, but can't argue with success, hm?

[Zhukov]

Guy? Wow.


Where have you been Wiffles? Nice to see you.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe ... I remember that was the claim, but I never saw any confirmation.

Wasn't that the last time lenor posted, Kahl? :confused

I remember that was the claim, but I never saw any confirmation.Wasn't that the last time lenor posted, Kahl?

Interesting tactic, Spambot. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Guy? Wow.
Yes. I was surprised by that when I saw this video.
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[Babs]

minus the million dollars

[Pub Lover]

I think I've mentioned before that Babs' posts leave me feeling a lot like I imagine Kitsa feels when she reads my posts. :eek

[Pub Lover]

It is a shame I decided to like Babs. Today; I really feel like I shouldn't. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man, Elmo >:

That came out in Gypsy's voice in my head.

[RaNkeri]

Yes. I was surprised by that when I saw this video.
UbWcxUcf36o

Holy shit, I very vaguely remember this show.

[King Hadas]

No joke, did you know that show ends with everybody dying? Which I honestly think is the best way to end a TV series. It's very moving and absolutely final.

[Babs]

It is a shame I decided to like Babs. Today; I really feel like I shouldn't. :eek

:confused:

[RaNkeri]

Shon shon shon

[RaNkeri]

No joke, did you know that show ends with everybody dying? Which I honestly think is the best way to end a TV series. It's very moving and absolutely final.

Lol, what the hell? :lol

[King Hadas]

pPTUA_wdp78

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit, that's some childhood traumatizing shit right there

[Tadao]

Haps Colonel Fgt

[RaNkeri]

Cheers, Col. :rock

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

I don't dislike you, Pub. We just met at the wrong time.

[Tadao]

That's funny cause I dislike Pub, yet we met at the right time!

[Kitsa]

Win some lose some

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday
:salutehttp://www.wilsonsd.org/77021251114105256/lib/77021251114105256/colonial_american_flag.jpg

[Pub Lover]

happy birthdays to Flagg, Sam & Zukov.

[Pub Lover]

Way to ruin Flagg's girls only birthday thread,T.:eek

[Colonel Flagg]

It would have been a great Birthday if I wasn't so effing congested! >:

Plus I lost my voice. Somebody please help me find it. :begging

(Thanks for the well wishes, you guys ROCK! :rock)

[Tadao]

Way to ruin Flagg's girls only birthday thread,T.:eek

IT'S NOT EASY FINDING A NEW ANIMAL IN A BDAY SIUATION. :tear

[replicant]

It's Modok Madness TIME <|O____o|>!
http://marchmodokmadness.blogspot.com/

[captain516]

I still say that was a weird choice for MVC.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I realized last night that all the baby words and coo noises I make are just stolen from Worms world tour.

[Kitsa]

I never did the babytalk thing, but then my kid periodically says "shit" and things like that so who's to say what's right.

[Fathom Zero]

today is now about mike doughty

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[Zhukov]

I realized last night that all the baby words and coo noises I make are just stolen from Worms world tour.

WTF I'm installing that right now. Creepy.

[Guitar Woman]

http://i54.tinypic.com/9kbbzc.jpg


If you're down, he'll pick you up, take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert

:D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WTF I'm installing that right now. Creepy.


lol. Did you install it into my brain?

[Kitsa]

I did a commercial that released today, so I'm cowering in a corner waiting for the fallout. That's what I'm doing today. Also, I ate a banana, but I got sick afterward.

[kahljorn]

are those psilocybin or amanita muscaria?

[Pentegarn]

I am going to take the time to shamelessly plug the march madness pickem tourney that the sports forum does every year

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=714598#post714598

[Kitsa]

Ugh, stomach bug

[kahljorn]

this girl just practically followed me home :O but i pretended i lived somewhere else lol

[Guitar Woman]

are those psilocybin or amanita muscaria?
psilocybin, I'd never fuck with deliriants

And let me tell you, they were fantastic.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[hasnahana]

First of all, anticipate where stretch marks might appear. If you’ve just found out that you’re pregnant, then your abdomen and breasts are the areas to treat. If you or your child is near puberty, then the places to anticipate scars from fast growth are the breasts, hips and buttocks in girls, and the upper arms, hips and thighs in boys.

[Fathom Zero]

bffffffffffft

[Fathom Zero]

Copy-pasted from the Whatchu Playin' thread coz it's important to me.

If you guys know any idiots that would actually bother with something like this, I'd appreciate it if you'd pimp this to 'em - http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?p=21154167

It's my WTS thread for my TF2 items.

[Zhukov]

So I haven't had a good ol dig around my ears with a sharp object for a long time, and when I did it just them I found some surprising things.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

this girl just practically followed me home :O but i pretended i lived somewhere else lol


You should have walked into and through your neighbors house to confuse her.

[Chojin]

Pram Maven (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4346) has reported a post.

Reason:I do not like this thread. I find it to be slanderous and will use my legal options if you do not remove it. I have requested this before. This is your final notification.
Post: Pram Maven not very smart (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=385960#post385960)
Forum: General Blabber
Assigned Moderators: N/A

Posted by: cjadthenord (http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4420)
Original Content: I'm opening this topic to discussion. The general discussion is that Pram Maven is, in fact, an idiot. My case rests within the thread, aptly titled "Pram vs dale"...

Yeah, I win. Who wants to get a philly steak sandwich with me for lunch?

As per your request, this thread has been removed from the General Blabber forum and archived in Thread Backups.

[kahljorn]

You should have walked into and through your neighbors house to confuse her.

I walked through an apartment complex down the street and was like, 'WELP, THIS IS WHERE I LIVE."

[Pub Lover]

Also, whoever doesn't win gets an infraction. If you don't win a second time you get an infarction. That way this thread doesn't produce any garbage.
I didn't realize my entry would be that offensive to your eyes. :eek

[Tadao]

The Daily Show just told me about a scottish hooters called the Tilted Kilt. :eek

http://www.tiltedkilt.com/

[executioneer]

Also, whoever doesn't win gets an infraction. If you don't win a second time you get an infarction. That way this thread doesn't produce any garbage.

whoa, art shit is SERIOUS

[dextire]

The Daily Show just told me about a scottish hooters called the Tilted Kilt. :eek

http://www.tiltedkilt.com/
I've been there a few times. I also frequent another similar place called Mugs 'N Jugs (http://www.mugstogo.com/). The chips and queso is very good.

[Tadao]

http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/e92a1191-7142-4787-8808-45dcfdce7327.gif

[Fathom Zero]

Tonight I sold a virtual hat for $110 and a bunch of other virtual, tradable items.

I am King Shit for a day.

[Grislygus]

WAKE UP, got another day to
get
through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper

SIT DOWN got another letter to
write
THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right
Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO
gotta write a letter la-ter

NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head



IF I
tell you what I'm doing to-day
WILL YOU
surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now

NO TIME
Tryin to get a watch repaired
NO TIME
Never got a thing to wear
little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO
Hear the ringin in my head now


NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

[Grislygus]

WAKE UP, got another day to
get
through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper

SIT DOWN got another letter to
write
THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right
Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO
gotta write a letter la-ter

NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head



IF I
tell you what I'm doing to-day
WILL YOU
surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now

NO TIME
Tryin to get a watch repaired
NO TIME
Never got a thing to wear
little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO
Hear the ringin in my head now


NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

[Grislygus]

WAKE UP, got another day to
get
through now, got another man to see gotta call him on the te-le-phone HEY-YO gotta find a piece of paper

SIT DOWN got another letter to
write
THINK HARD gotta get the letter just right
Little ringing on the te-le-phone OH NO
gotta write a letter la-ter

NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head



IF I
tell you what I'm doing to-day
WILL YOU
surely then get out of my way someone asking what the time is I don't know all I know I gotta go now

NO TIME
Tryin to get a watch repaired
NO TIME
Never got a thing to wear
little ringin on the te-le-phone OH NO
Hear the ringin in my head now


NO SUCH THING AS TOMORROW ONLY onetwothreeGO TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

[Grislygus]

Shh.

[Grislygus]

NO SUCH THING

AS TOMORROW

[Grislygus]

onlyONETWOTHREEGO

[Grislygus]

TIME

GotthetimetickticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetick ticktickininmyheadTIMEGotthetimetickticktickininmy head

TIckin in my head

Tickin in my head

Tickin in my head

[Grislygus]

tick

[Grislygus]

tick.

[Grislygus]

.tick

[Grislygus]

tickticktick

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

As per your request, this thread has been removed from the General Blabber forum and archived in Thread Backups.

Wait, did he seriously JUST bitch about that thread after five years? And the dipshit doesn't know the difference between slander and libel? And further believes that calling his avatar stupid on a forum is actually libelous?

And here I was, thinking all those people had disappeared from the internet.

[Pub Lover]

And the dipshit doesn't know the difference between slander and libel?
That is exactly what I picked up on too. :eek

[Tadao]

I bet my googling "Pram Maven not very smart" every day wont help any.

[Chojin]

I bet my googling "Pram Maven not very smart" every day wont help any.

so far that thread is the #2 result for 'pram maven' too

[Tadao]

It probably really blows that twice a day I google 'pram maven' and click on the 'pram maven not very smart' link.

[Grislygus]

We should officially inaugurate March as Pram Maven Month

Sort of like Black History Month, except it's for the stupids and other racial categories of Notsmart-Americans

[Grislygus]

With special consideration given to Weirdly Mediocre One-Man Extreme Metal Internet Bands, in a direct nod to Pram Maven

[Grislygus]

Is there a reason why it was so popular? Based on the episodes i've seen, it was just a by-the-numbers, unoriginal sitcom with an annoying as hell kid actor. Not as bad as Reba or Titus or whatever, but still pretty lame.

One of my single greatest secret IRL shames is that I loved Titus :( :( :(

[Tadao]

Hi stand up was great, his show was one long stand up routine, and that usually blows.

[Grislygus]

The drunk bonfire story, and the doctor's visit aftermath, remains one of my favorite stand-up bits to this DAY

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, he's tops for me, as well. I dig that his energy is legit because he's crazy, not that it's forced like Dane Cook or some shit.

[Babs]

Women are fucking pernicious, tantalizing, bewitching, iniquitous creatures that seemingly make all substance paltry yet ironically make that which is worthless appear to be more elegant than what it truly is.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

One of my single greatest secret IRL shames is that I loved Titus :( :( :(

Hi stand up was great, his show was one long stand up routine, and that usually blows.


I liked the show a lot more than his stand up. Mainly for the go-betweens between Zack Ward and the father.


edit: They're making a sequel series right now.

[MLE]

It probably really blows that twice a day I google 'pram maven' and click on the 'pram maven not very smart' link.

I think we should all do this and try to get that as the number one result by the end of the month.

[Chojin]

I was just going through my folder of archived text files and came across this. I think it was a PM or post I made in response to someone complaining about Mr. Adventure.

Thank you for reporting this. We've been tracking Mr. Ernest Whittling (currently posting as mradventure, it would seem) for the better part of 4 years now. He always seems to come back under handles that begin with 'mr' and end with some sort of whimsical, childish noun. What I can tell you for now is to not panic, as he probably doesn't know where you live yet. This could, however, change if you reveal any additional personal information. Deleting your info was a good start, but I would suggest you maybe throw him a few 'red herrings' to get him on the wrong track.

Whittling was something of a B-celebrity serial killer in the early 1980s, with such famous cases as the 'Jonesboro Incident' and the cynically named 'Missing Chums Mystery' (the latter of which has since been adapted to book form). His signature style of keratotic dismemberment has been largely touted as one of the 'top 10 worst ways to go' (source: yahoo! internet life). As a message board, we are more or less defenseless to attacks such as the ones you have suffered, due to the anonymity the internet affords, and it's easy enough for internet criminals like Whittling to register multiple accounts in lieu of IP bans. Besides, there are certain advantages to letting these people further incriminate themselves - It all stacks up in their legal portfolio and they may even give away personally-identifible information, such as the information that was retrieved from your website.

But here's where you come in: If you could further exacerbate the situation, Whittling may accidentally reveal some of that information and we could put him away for good. I've already activated the post logger for all messages posted from both your and his accounts, so getting him to slip up just once would give us the window of opportunity we need.

Above all else, please remain calm as we work through this ordeal. Whittling has not made a confirmed kill since December 23rd, 1992, and there's no indication he will do so again in the near future.

[executioneer]

ololol

[Kitsa]

Nicely done, Chojin.

I've been having a bad couple of days. Yesterday I had to get my two front teeth crowned, and apparently redheads don't hold on to dental numbing for shit, so they had to keep numbing me over and over. Then it didn't bite right, so after 4 hours in the chair yesterday I had to go back in today. In trying to fix it, it broke, so I was there even longer. Then my kid was sick so we were in the ER all night with her. I've about had it. :blogpost

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anytime I hear about someone getting crowned I think of http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc5MzE4NTAzMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzIyNjE3._V1._ SX400_SY260_.jpg

[Kitsa]

I think of broken image links too.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Awwww :(

double edit: Should have been Oliver Platt from Ready To Rumble. >:

[Pub Lover]

eZlLNVmaPbM

[Pub Lover]

Robots are almost out of the uncanny valley. :eek (http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/humanoids/latest-geminoid-is-disturbingly-realistic)

[Tadao]

I think we should all do this and try to get that as the number one result by the end of the month.
My sig makes it easier. :eek

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Grislygus]

I really want to give Room a try, always seamed like a good reed. Just curious, how did they end up in Room, or is that part of the whole story's central plot?

subject has misspelled "read". Prognosis is grim


So Scott Hess, one of sickest painters alive right now, just lectured at my college and suffered through a barrage of retarded questions. Yours truly managed to save the day by walking up to him, asking if he ever "looked at Dorothea Tanning much", and when the answer was basically a polite version of "uh, yeah, I guess", shook his hand, said that I wished I had something, anything to say to him, and that I "liked his work" and "that's about it"... before walking away.

FUCK

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Chojin]

i'm pretty sure google doesn't rank pages by which link you click in their search

it's ranked by the # and significance of links to the page in question

so basically just link to that thread in your sig, that should give it lots of links

[MLE]

I made my sig pic link to it :D EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS

[Kitsa]

This week needs to be over with ASAP who's with me

[All Hail Duke]

sure

the whole spring season should piss off along with it

[Kitsa]

I like the spring part but my area is currently under a "winter weather advisory", and there is now snow on the ground, and fuck that.

[Tadao]

i'm pretty sure google doesn't rank pages by which link you click in their search

it's ranked by the # and significance of links to the page in question

so basically just link to that thread in your sig, that should give it lots of links

Oh, I remember Colbert mentioning something about about a public official who was comparing gays to beastiality. So the gays made the guys name mean "lube mixed with cum that oozes out your butt after anal sex". He encouraged people to google that pesons name and then to follow up by clicking on the definition link, so I assumed that's how it works.

[Tadao]

At any rate, I think Pram/mock is now number 1.

[Grislygus]

THE WEEK'S OVER FOR ME, KITSA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M FREE, AND IT'S SPRING BREAK FOR ME THIS UPCOMING WEEK, I GET TO ACTUALLY SLEEP. AND SEE PEOPLE IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC



Tad the dude you're thinking of is Rick Santorum. He's also the dude who dragged his family on a pedestal and had them start sobbing in front of tv cameras when he didn't get re-elected

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Still need coffee. Thought it said

I GET TO ACTUALLY SLEEP. WITH SEA PEOPLE. IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC


That would be fantastic.

[Duck's Ass]

IT'S GONNA BEA FANTASTIC

[Fathom Zero]

Also, I remember how Ann Coulter got Rick Sanchez to trend along with "kiddie porn" which I laughed at.

People named "Rick" are douchebags.

Also, Ann Coulter is a fucking ghoul - don't think I endorse her in any way.

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh, I remember Colbert mentioning something about about a public official who was comparing gays to beastiality. So the gays made the guys name mean "lube mixed with cum that oozes out your butt after anal sex". He encouraged people to google that pesons name and then to follow up by clicking on the definition link, so I assumed that's how it works.

Santorum

[Esuohlim]

I want to bone Rachel Maddow so bad :(

[Pentegarn]

I made my sig pic link to it :D EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS

I have no pic, but I did make my text all link to it.

:solidarity

[Kitsa]

So I was in a thrift store today looking for a photography prop and what did I see but

A RACK OF USED UNDERPANTS.

Stains and all.

From the smell of the place, I'm guessing they weren't sanitized either. The insane thing was that the rack was marked 2/$1! Who the fuck would pay 50 cents for a pair of soiled underpants?

I did a swift u-turn out of there and went through an entire bottle of hand sanitizer thinking about it.

[elx]

that's disgusting :( but I have witnessed very similar quality of practice in retail stores :(


I wish they wouldn't let people try on or return anything anywhere ever :(

[Zhukov]

I'm pretty sure there are people out there that would pay quite handsomely for a pair of used dacks.

Where they for females or males?

[Pub Lover]

Yay for Sagan. :eek

[LordSappington]

HEY GUYS WANNA SEE MY BRAIN?
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/brainz.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

eeew gross

0_Mno22eVks

[Kitsa]

I'm pretty sure there are people out there that would pay quite handsomely for a pair of used dacks.

Where they for females or males?


My mind has already repressed much, but I believe they were for both. I also remember a rack of sweat-stained and misshapen bras.

[Colonel Flagg]

Makes me want to wrap myself in a neoprene suit. :(

[elx]

MATTJACK IS DEAD :(