I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/146351/1_21_clark_dick.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.nndb.com/people/498/000049351/york85.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://mapage.noos.fr/loeki/msba/samjp2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

OK, I'm bored with that now, but do you see what I did there?

[Pub Lover]

I Mean:

GET IT?! :lol

[Supafly345]

I think you should have stayed with one Bewitched Dick.

Haha, bewitched dick.

[Pub Lover]

I think I shouldn't have posted at all. >:

[Esuohlim]

if i posted an actual penis in this thread do you think the n00bs would get the point

[Esuohlim]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/ME.jpg

SHIT DUDES I WANNA BE MO ROCCA :(

[Esuohlim]

http://alumni.uvm.edu/images/userImages/cchevrie/Page_4041/Mo.gif

You couldn't even cram all of Mo Rocca's funny into Arrow's bulbous body :(

[Esuohlim]

I wish this thread was back in Mock Wars so that I didn't have to ever visit General Blabber ever. >:

[GADZOOKS]

Hey do you guys like Nanny from Muppet Babies.

Because I got a great impression of her but I'm not gonna do it unless you guys seriously can dig it.

[executioneer]

hahaha do it

[GADZOOKS]

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/nanny.wav :eek

[executioneer]

i used to do a passable baby animal :lol

[executioneer]

just like dave coulier >:

[GADZOOKS]

who me?

[executioneer]

no me

[GADZOOKS]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

GET ON AIM, JIXBY AND I ARE TALKING ABOUT THE DEATH OF LOU RAWLZ.

[Seven Force]

No offense, but you sound kinda gay.

Unless you are gay, in which case I guess you'd be flattered. :)

[GADZOOKS]

Maybe because I'm impersonating a woman you cunt for brains.

I wouldn't be talking about gay people when you look like cousin skeeter.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.nick.com/common/images/tv/new/cousin_skeeter/main_page/skeeter.gif

[Seven Force]

Way to keep talking about puppets. :rolleyes

What is it with you and puppets recently?

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.mashmagazine.com/99nov/images/jnicole.jpg

[Seven Force]

Yeah, thanks for the pic GADZOOKS, because i'm definitely sure NO ONE would've known what you were talking about.

[GADZOOKS]

http://vanessa.bertran.free.fr/sk01p.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.billbellamy.com/projects/cousin_skeeter/cast.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.malil.com/malskeet.jpg

YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/nanny.jpg

[Seven Force]

I've got your nanny, right there.

[GADZOOKS]

What's it like not being able to function your body parts without the aid of a puppeteer?

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/skeeter04.jpg

Nuh uh, girl. Dat don't sound right.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/yamofunhappiness.png

[GADZOOKS]

Seven Force I apologize.

I meant to say you remind me of this guy.

http://www.progressiveboink.com/justin/images/deedee.jpg

[Seven Force]

I could've sworn I was the love child of Rodney Dangerfield and Carlito. :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/wahwah.mp3

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ALL I HEAR IS WHOOSHING.

[Seven Force]

Oh yeah, that's DEFINITELY going on my iPod.

[Seven Force]

GOO PUNCH

[Esuohlim]

AW HERE IT GOES

[Marc Summers]

I found the actual intro movie :o

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/523-my-brother-and-me/

[Emu]

Were the Cousin Skeeter puppets done by the same people who did the Crank Yanker puppets? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Wait, is Seven Force BLACK? :eek

[Seven Force]

Half and half, actually.

[Pub Lover]

In that case I only half hate you. ;)

One day I'll forget I'm not on the internet, & say this shit to real people. :(

Sidenote: My internet racism started as a Jixby Phillips joke. :eek

[Chojin]

You'd have to leave the house for that to be a problem, Pub.

[Pub Lover]

You know me so well. :(

Internet Friends Forever! :)

[Pub Lover]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/spittingimage.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

What am I saying? You can't kill this thread, not even with GW's dick.

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:bestthread

Who the fuck are you and why the fuck should we give a shit about what you think?

[Marc Summers]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7374/dnparody167us.jpg
story of my life :(

[Shifty]

talk about boobes, because boobes are cool.

[Jixby Phillips]

ph fuck you and the terrible typical internet bullshit signature you rode in on

[Shifty]

wow someone that dishes out insults for once. thats cool.

[Marc Summers]

He's probably hurting on the inside

[Pub Lover]

talk about boobes, because boobes are cool.
You do understand this forum is a dating service for homosexuals? >:

[Marc Summers]

Republican homosexuals

[executioneer]

black Republican homosexuals

[Shifty]

talk about boobes, because boobes are cool.
You do understand this forum is a dating service for homosexuals? >:


no i dont understand. me spreakin no english.

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

i like cheese

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

and twinkees

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

and ice cream

[MetalMilitia]

I think I speak for everyone when I say LOL U rule armyfirefighter

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

and moes southwest grill..

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

and Dr pepper!
http://www.cadburyschweppes.com/NR/rdonlyres/E5F79527-C3BF-453A-9694-E816878126EB/0/dr_pepper_can.jpg

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

w00t!

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

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[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

http://www.specialolympics.org/NR/rdonlyres/efmkk6isqerfk2bznpru7qw73idcwrpt6d7t7rq4u5zz3g45xv kti6lmywdhbuczyrxouufdigki2xbcmyjtoffn36c/seizure.gif

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

thehehehe

[Shifty]

and Dr pepper!
http://www.cadburyschweppes.com/NR/rdonlyres/E5F79527-C3BF-453A-9694-E816878126EB/0/dr_pepper_can.jpg

DR PEPPER YAY PORN YAY SEX YAY EVERYTHING YAY PORN.

[MarioRPG]

Good, now only if that Dr. Pepper were real. :(

[Seven Force]

Yeah, uh, what the fuck are you idiots doing? >:

[Shifty]

Yeah, uh, what the fuck are you idiots doing? >:

masterbating

[Emu]

FUCK this thread >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh Yes! >:

[ziggytrix]

Oh YES! :orgasm

[Marc Summers]

As long as it's over 18 man I don't wanna be caught up in that shit again

[Esuohlim]

ATTN: I H8 ALL OF U

[Esuohlim]

MARC SUMMERS >:

[Womti]

all this thread needs is..... :bacos :yum

[Seven Force]

I think if you find enough change on the ground in a couple of weeks you just might get it! :D

[Womti]

hey thanks! :)

[Seven Force]

FUCK this thread >:

[Womti]

FUCK this thread >:

[camacazio]

Stop making such fucking stupid posts womti.

[sadie]

please don't fuck the threads, people. it's unethical, distasteful to passersby, and just plain unhealthy.

simply put, when you fuck a thread, you essentially fuck everyone else who has fucked, is fucking, or will fuck the thread. nasty fuckers!

plus, think about your reputation! do you really want to be known as a thread-fucker? no way!

and what would your grandma say if she knew? you know, if she's dead, she does! she's looking down from heaven. every time you fuck a thread, your grandma's wings furl just a bit more. :(

[Womti]

ok...... screw this thread. >:

[MetalMilitia]

same difference you perv

[Womti]

same difference, different word. :P

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

Yeah, uh, what the fuck are you idiots doing? >:

I don't know.
god help me I just don't know!

[lunlun]

i would suggest to have an irc chat

just join the server EuIRC and then /j #i-mockery
;)

[Esuohlim]

You smarmy cunt get out

[lunlun]

hehehehe but i to kiss your asses :)

[lunlun]

i meant i "like"

i forgot to insert the word

[Womti]

are you a girl? GW'd probably be interested if you're female.

[ziggytrix]

IRC is for perverts, deviants, and criminals.

[Seven Force]

AIM is for child molestors, 12 year olds, and Nigerian Princes in dire straits.

[lunlun]

so why dont you come?

[Chojin]

What the hell is your issue?

[Chojin]

What, now you don't want a chat chat chat chat c'mon chat irc chat join me chat chat aim chat?

http://www.militarysheetmusic.com/images/goodbye-germany.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

are you a girl? GW'd probably be interested if you're female.
Yeah, because you know everything about me and because I'm such a dirty little whore I'd go for anyone who has a vagina. :rolleyes

[Chojin]

GW if you posted your pic in PYPH I would hedge my bets that you'd be instantly popular ;<

[Chojin]

Cause that's what's important around here.

[Chojin]

Being popular.

[ziggytrix]

but not so popular that you catch anything, if you get my drift...

[lunlun]

chojin just doestn like me

[Chojin]

wat r u talking about??? i want 2 chat w/u

[lunlun]

humhom

im stunned
ah hm
my icq number is 105904692

i think everybody will beat me to death now :)

[Chojin]

I don't have ICQ. It's for fags. The bad kind.

[lunlun]

pow

im from germany
having icq is ccooool here

[Chojin]

I know germans who use MSN

Which means that you are wrong



I use MSN too

[lunlun]

the youth uses icq
i just got icq and irc

[Esuohlim]

^_^

[MarioRPG]

People use ICQ? Weird.

[ziggytrix]

i was just pining over my long lost 7-digit ICQ number the other day :(

[nothing4buddha]

hey guys today i stole all the personal dvd copies at work and got $50 credit at game crazy! :D

[nothing4buddha]

what should i get? :X

[xbxDaniel]

Resident Evil 4. Or the Red Vs. Blue seasons. If you're into that.

[Comrade Rocket]

YOU SHOULD USE IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF MY FINES

[The Retro Kat]

So I started boxing recently, that shit is fun as hell.

[Jeff The Ninja]

My Man boobs are Huge. And they are all natual!!!

[Womti]

can you make them lactate?

[nothing4buddha]

man boobs are hot

[nothing4buddha]

page break

[Jeff The Ninja]

I wish I could make my Moobies lactate, then I would never have to take my coffee black. I could sell it on EBay. It would be called Jeff Schabangs Magic Moob Milk and I would Claim that it can heal the sick and cure the blind as well acting as having the taste that A fat Canadian Teenager could only provide.

[Emu]

hilariouse

[MarioRPG]

Ugh. Mental picture. :(

[Marc Summers]

You better watch out for competitors like James Jugs Juice and Lance's Lovely Lactate

[Mystie]

A while back I was switching BC pills, my doctor writes out the new presciption and hands it to me and THEN is all like, "Oh by the way, one of the common side effects of this pill is that you may have breast secretions, so don't be weirded if you notice any."

Who the fuck isn't going to be weirded out by their BREASTS LEAKING?!

[sadie]

breastfeeding mothers?

[Mystie]

breastfeeding mothers?

Well that's sort of a give-in.

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

I would like to take this oppertunity to say......

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

SPOON!

[Seven Force]

I hope all of you regulars remember Chojin's inspiring post about the mouth-breathers that come here thinking they're hot shit. >:

[bigtimecow]

sound only

[Seven Force]

scary black guy

[Sethomas]

What this thread needs is a lot more of me.

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/110106.jpg

[bigtimecow]

scary black guy

david banner

[sadie]

i agree with seth.

p.s. thanks for my present! :love

[Seven Force]

What this thread needs is a lot more of me.

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/110106.jpg

Distinguished!

[The Retro Kat]

Damn, my digital camera just broke, or you'd have yourself a serious piping battle. I can tatse the amaretto.

[Pub Lover]

I'd like to announce that for my next book the topic will be sex therapy. :pipepuff

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/110106.jpg

[camacazio]

I keep getting junk mail through my University of Washington e-mail thingy. This place sucks at keeping it out.

[lunlun]

you people are so nice
it would be so nice to have chatroom with you *dreaming*

[Chojin]

I tried man i have msn and aim but you refuse to download either you spiteful trollop

[camacazio]

I think this is the first time a post by Chojin made me laugh.

[sadie]

do you have your helmet on?

[executioneer]

scary black guy

david banner

wait so is he turned into the incredible hulk right now or something, i thought the incredible hulk was green :/

[executioneer]

scary black guy

david banner

wait so is he turned into the incredible hulk right now or something, i thought the incredible hulk was green :/

[Seven Force]

That's Bruce Banner.

We're talking about the NEW Hulk.

[executioneer]

oh

[lunlun]

same trollop you are


i dont want to have a chat with you alone!
that frightens me because you are so mean :P

[lunlun]

this one went to chojin

[Chojin]

Netiquette demands that I don't chat with strangers anyway.

So let's get to know each other better.

Top or bottom?

[The Retro Kat]

Jeeze, Chojin, you're HEARTLESS. >:

[lunlun]

bottom

gnihihihihihi

[Pub Lover]

BREASTS! :jeff

[xbxDaniel]

Am I allowed to post here yet Pub?

[CosmoToad]

Were you banned :)

[Seven Force]

Sup, Pub?

[Pub Lover]

Sup, Pub?
Nuttin, sup wit chu?

[Pub Lover]

Were you banned :)
Yeah, I banned him with my crazy-powerful mod powers! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Am I allowed to post here yet Pub?
I don't remember why I said you couldn't post here in the first place. :/

But I really do like it when newbs think what I say matters at all. :)

[Seven Force]

Nothin' much. Just workin' on my zany game projects.

[lunlun]

ok downloaded AIM now.. everybody feel free to msg me

[ziggytrix]

But I really do like it when newbs think what I say matters at all. :)

It matters to someone. :tear

[Pub Lover]

It matters to someone. :tear
Oh, you big fag! :love

[xbxDaniel]

Oh...I see how it is.

:(

[CosmoToad]

You like fags? Wait ....fag liking fag ....ok :)

[CosmoToad]

No shit Sherlock >:

[xbxDaniel]

Did you just try and mock yourself?

[CosmoToad]

no i didn't okay >:

[Pub Lover]

CosmoToad, please don't post in this thread. :)

[CosmoToad]

youre just angry cause youre....ok ill stop no need to fight. :)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.travelireland.org/cork/cork.jpg

[CosmoToad]

wtf is that, a church? :/

[xbxDaniel]

You don't know the power of the Pub Lover, do you?

[CosmoToad]

i guess i dont........ >: ...... >: ....... >: ....... >: ....... >: ...... :) ...... :/ ...... :(

[The Retro Kat]

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[Pub Lover]

You don't know the power of the Pub Lover, do you?
I'm interested in hearing your opinion on this myself. >:

[Pub Lover]

Aren't people in more than one place at a time? Then I can't be in one palace? Blah? Waffle?^20
What is this bullshit I'm hearing about you having a girlfriend? >:

[Pub Lover]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 'WE' BULLSHIT, YOU AREN'T 'PART OF THE GROUP!' >:



:lol

[Pub Lover]

Oh Willie, you crack me up. :lol

[Esuohlim]

Not so fast Pub we didn't tell you this but we think that that isn't something you should be laughing at until you're initiated. >:

[The Retro Kat]

What is this bullshit I'm hearing about you having a girlfriend? >:

Haha, that's news to me.

[Seven Force]

Hey Retro. :I

[Pub Lover]

Not so fast Pub we didn't tell you this but we think that that isn't something you should be laughing at until you're initiated. >:
THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE MISTER ADMINISTRATOR MILHOUSE BACKWARDS! :lol

REMEMBER THAT TIME I SIGNED UP TO THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS A YEAR AND A HALF BEFORE YOU DID? CLASSIC! :lol

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Pub Lover]

Hey Retro. :I
I think you left it abit too long for that 'Hey' to be effective, somewhere in the region of two days I'd say.

[The Retro Kat]

HAY GUYZ

[The Retro Kat]

What this thread needs is a lot more of me.

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/110106.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/PIPINHOT.jpg

He's right, you know.

[Pub Lover]

I now want to see a sitcom where Seth adopts Retro, & then is outraged to findout that Retro's gay leanings don't mesh with his strict Coeternalism teachings. :(

Saad could write & direct. :(

[Esuohlim]

RMEMEBR THAT TIME YOU WERE BANNED :lol

[Pub Lover]

I actually pronounce your screenname as You-Show-Hlim with a Welsh spit gargle on Hlim.

[Marc Summers]

How exotic

[Pub Lover]

Not where I grew up.

...but then I live on a sunny pacific island & I think it's a little tame.

[The Retro Kat]

I'll little tame you.

[Pub Lover]

& that's why I love you. :love

[Pub Lover]

http://www.corsetiere.net/Spirella/Rubber_2_b.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

I say we talk dirty for this entire page.



IM GOING TO FUCKING GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU, PUB...because I love you.

[EisigerBiskuit]

?That's true love

[Emu]

Nothing gets me hotter than a pencil eraser across the anus

[Pub Lover]

Kinda skipping to the end there, aintcha.

surely at this part of the page we should be more at the stage of the:

IM GONNA RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF WITH MY TEETH & LICK OUT YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS! :eek

[The Retro Kat]

I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES WITH MY TEETH AND BLOW IN YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS!

[Pub Lover]

JUST FOR COPYING ME AND SPOILING MY MOOD IM GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE WITH MY ERECT PENIS THAT YOULL LOSE SEVERAL TEETH, THEN ILL FUCK YOUR BLEEDING GUMS!

NOW TRY AND RIPP MY CLOTHES OFF, BITCH!

[Seven Force]

I'm going to find you, sneak up on you, unzip my pants quietly next to your head, then give you a great, big penis slap across the face so hard that you'll be able to see the veins from my penis on your face.

[Pub Lover]

Thank you Brian, that's very sweet. :)

[Guitar Woman]

One time i was walking down the sidewalk and a car drove through a puddle right next to me and soaked me with dirty water :(

[Pub Lover]

GOOD! >:

[Seven Force]

That's what you get for running away from home because you didn't want to bathe regularly.

Just like a bull dyke. :rolleyes

You're the reason why a lot of people died in New Orleans. >:

[Seven Force]

You know, because the dykes failed to do thier job holding the water.

[Pub Lover]

Oh I'm sorry, were you posting here? ;(

[Seven Force]

Don't worry it wasn't really funny anyway. >(

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, does this thread say 'Gays and Lesbians'? I do not think it does. >:

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry it wasn't really funny anyway. >(
Don't worry little one, we're not the humour makers, just the cock smokers. :orgasm

[executioneer]

you're everything that's why i cling to you

when i emerged my thoughts converged to you

to you

[executioneer]

the world is so small compared to you

and everybody's ??? compared to you

to you

[Seven Force]

Guys i'm getting my ass kicked. :rolleyes

I guess this will be the last you see of me. :lol

[executioneer]

i begin to see through your eyes

all the world's mysteries are no surprise

and now you listen

cause i'm omniscient

[executioneer]

hey look at

me lady

i'm just a little BAYBEH

you're lucky

to have me

i'm cute and sweet as candy

it's charming

to people

i'm innocent and disabled

so hug me

and kiss me

then wipe my butt and piss me

[Marc Summers]

There was this surfer dude on the train today and he was dancing down the aisle in his flip flops to some music he was playing and this other lady was walking down the aisle asking where people were from. My favorite exchange:

Ignorant Bitch: Haaaaaayyy where y'all froooooom
Quiet girl: I'm from...Argentina
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhh wha' state is that near
Quiet girl: It's not a state...it's a country...
Ignorant Bitch: I know that but what state is it near
Quiet girl: It's not near a state, it's in South America
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhhhh are there a lot of Hispanics there?

That's when I mutter "Oh Jesus..." and turn my head and try to stifle my laugher, only to notice the dancing surfer's ass is coming way too close to this old lady's face, and that's when she squeezes his ass and keeps reading as if nothing happened. I'm pretty much in tears by this time so I just press my face against the window only to find that I'm getting some weird stares from the people looking at me from outside :/

THOSE DAMN BASTARDS I HOPE THAT THEY GET RAPED BY DEMONS AND PISSED ON BY SOMEBODY WHO LIKES TO EAT GARLIC

[Misdemonar]

I want experinces as cool as that one :(.

[Guitar Woman]

How would people outside have time to stare at you if you were on a train?

[Guitar Woman]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5821/mgs6ak.jpg (http://media.cube.ign.com/media/535/535845/vid_670176.html?mu=http%3A%2F%2Fxfersf06.ign.com%2 F%5E1860209154%2Fmovies%2Fcubemovies.ign.com%2Fdoc root%2Fcube%2Fvideo%2Fmgsts_012104_03_qtlow.mov%3F position%3Dfront)
EDIT: Click for the best clip ever!

[GADZOOKS]

Guitar woman blew it

[Guitar Woman]

Would a virgin get in trouble if they went to that site? :(

[GADZOOKS]

You be the the judge >:

[Guitar Woman]

OH I GET IT :ROLLEYES

[GADZOOKS]

shutup

[The Retro Kat]

SNAP

[Pub Lover]

...& to think the last page was so great. :(

[Sam]

THIS PAGE NEEDS MORE SAM! :lol

[Sam]

HERE IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LAST COUPLE OF PAGES!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SuperTroopers_coolchrism1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SuperTroopers_coolchrism2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SuperTroopers_coolchrism3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SuperTroopers_coolchrism4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SuperTroopers_coolchrism5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/trainwreck2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/condom-used.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Good one, Sam! :lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/condom-used.jpg
That needs to be the page break image for the next ten pages. :(

[Marc Summers]

How would people outside have time to stare at you if you were on a train?

It stopped at a station
A-DOYYYYYYYY :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

What is this 12 angry men? SHUTUP!

[Guitar Woman]

I'm all alone :(

[Guitar Woman]

I'm all alone,
There's no one here beside me.
My problems have all gone,
There's no one to deride me.

[Guitar Woman]

But you gotta have friends,
The feeling's oh so strong.
You gotta have friends,
to make that day last long. ;<

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/condom-used.jpg

[Sethomas]

Ich wurde dir gern sagen
wie sehr ich dich mag
Warum ich nur nach an dich denken kann
Ich fühle mich wie verhext und in Gefangenschaft
Und du allein trägst Schuld daran

Worte sind dafür zu schwach,
ich befürchte, du glaubst mir nicht.
Mir kommt es vor, als ob mich jemand warnt,
dieses Märchen wird nicht gut ausgehen.

[lunlun]

aaaaaaaaaahhh sethomas

i love this song

it was the first lovesong i believed in :cry

this is so romantical
serious

[Guitar Woman]

Hey pacific coasters, Desperate Houswives is on in five minutes so you better get your ass to a TV >:

[Esuohlim]

I have better things to do than watch bleeders gab about cooking or whatever it is you women do

[Seven Force]

It's Alf! He's back, in pog form.

[Esuohlim]

Yes I too like the Simpsons, Steven Force. Do you also like Family Guy?

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/alfpogs.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Haha yes that is quite a reference. :(

I'm feelin so mellow lately and I feel like avoiding caps lock like the plague for now y'know :(

[Esuohlim]

http://www.humanoid.waseda.ac.jp/booklet/photo2000/sugano/egg-break.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/condom-used.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I forgot the new rules :(

[Seven Force]

NEW RULE

Condoms are not sex toys. Trojan has released a new line of condoms that vibrate and heat up. Look, condoms keep people from getting AIDS and the clap. Haven't they done enough? You want to improve condoms? Invent a wrapper guys can open before they lose their hard-on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/condom-used.jpg