I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Dimnos]

The LOL swazi?!

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/10/nazi-lol.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

anime hitler

[dirtyxblondexdame]

found this in my wallet last week. i work for an Israeli company, so the irony is amazing:
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/10bill.jpg

[dirtyxblondexdame]

oh and i gave this bill as change for a $20 to one of my (Israeli) coworkers, who thought it was hysterical and walked around screaming "WHITE POWER!!!!!" all day.

yes i told her before i handed it over.

[Aaarg]

somebody asked me to identify a tree and i guessed and i was right.

and it wasn't even one we learned in my dendrology class. it was on the list of ones to learn, but we didn't get around to finding them.

i think i somehow recalled my ex-girlfriend saying "oh, a catalpa" as we passed one a long time ago.

SWEET.

[Colonel Flagg]

This buys you about 2-3 weeks of believable bullshit before someone calls you on it. Use this power only for good. :)

[Aaarg]

BS about trees, I guess. :(

[dirtyxblondexdame]

what genius is sitting around going "hmmm, how can i impress these people on i-mockery?!?!?!? I KNOW!!! I'll pretend i know alot about.............TREES!!! that'll get 'em"

cause, you know, dendrology is like rocket science, only with trees.

wait, dendrology is a real word? no way.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

on a different note, i just heard the dumbest thing ever at work:

Customer: "so, you're gonna email me something, and then i have to fax it back? WAIT how can i fax it back if it's in my email?!??!?!? oh, wait............."

[Kitsa]

I think my mom would lose a basic snake survival test. She went to a zoo where they had nonvenomous and venomous side by side with a sign explaining how to spot the differences between them.

On her photos, she's labeled a copperhead as an eastern milk snake and a coral snake as a Sinoloan milk snake. The good news (I guess) is that she also labeled an eastern milk snake as an eastern milk snake and a Sinoloan milk snake as a Sinoloan milk snake. I think if I wasn't sure I would have gone with the opposite.

She's a rampant killer of snakes despite all my best efforts. A copperhead struck at her once and that was it...all snakes were as good as dead in her book.

[Aaarg]

i don't pretend i know a lot about trees. i took a dendrology class two years ago and i had a lucky guess on identifying a tree.

i'm not trying to impress anybody, this is just how boring my life is.

yes dendrology is a real word and it's a very important class for anybody in a natural resources program at school.

[The Leader]

what genius is sitting around going "hmmm, how can i impress these people on i-mockery?!?!?!? I KNOW!!! I'll pretend i know alot about.............TREES!!! that'll get 'em"

cause, you know, dendrology is like rocket science, only with trees.

wait, dendrology is a real word? no way.
I don't like this person. :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, I am thinking of applying for a dead body job. I plan on practicing Igro lines and tease the co-workers about them having sex with the bodies 24/7.

P.S. "Yeah man I can step out. Dead bodies, right? From the cemetary? Yeah, no problem man."

[Colonel Flagg]

Sex with the dead .... don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[Dixie]

I'm pretty sure my last lay could have been declared dead.

[Aaarg]

I had a sex dream the other night and in it, the girl was bored.

That's how dead my sex life currently is. It's not even decent in my dreams.

[Shyandquietguy]

Maybe it's time for drastic measures? Ever try fire sex? You have to penetrate as fast as you can as you are doused by live embers.

[Tadao]

http://creebobby.com/sitebuilder/images/timestable-1017x1125.jpg

[Kitsa]

So this magazine stole some of my artwork off the internet and published it and never told me; I heard from one of their readers.

I wrote the magazine.

They want to know my address so they can tell me how much a copy will cost me.

Now them's balls.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

just got out of a meeting, please tell me why i had to come in 2 hours early to listen to my boss talk about recycling plastic bags and how to upload videos on facebook?!?!?!?

*headdesk*

[Colonel Flagg]

So this magazine stole some of my artwork off the internet and published it and never told me; I heard from one of their readers.

I wrote the magazine.

They want to know my address so they can tell me how much a copy will cost me.

Now them's balls.

Wow. They're either bold and confident, or just clueless. I'm betting the latter.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

http://thechive.com/2009/08/10-reasons-it-would-rule-to-date-a-unicorn/#more-47256

http://thechive.com/2009/08/9-reasons-not-to-date-a-t-rex-9-photos/#more-46569

edit: 1st link is "Reasons it would rule to date a unicorn"
2nd link is "Reasons it would suck to date a T-Rex"

[Zhukov]

So this magazine stole some of my artwork off the internet and published it and never told me; I heard from one of their readers.

I wrote the magazine.

They want to know my address so they can tell me how much a copy will cost me.

Now them's balls.

It seems nothing goes right for you Kitsa :(

I hope you throw the book at them.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i booked a $12,000 move last week. move went fine, management was thrilled with me.............

...............untill the customer called up with $75,000 worth of damage.

D'oh.

[The Leader]

dirtyxblondexdame, we don't care about your life. Stop trying.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

dirtyxblondexdame, we don't care about your life. Stop trying.

when i want your opinion, i'll ask for it

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[The Leader]

Now look what you've done.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Now look what you've done.


nuh uh YOU DID IT :P

[Tadao]

Rose, I hope you're wearing something sensible for this telephone call. Yes, it always makes me very nervous to think I might be talking to a miniskirt.

[Kitsa]

holy fuck when did Tadao turn into Hyacinth

[Colonel Flagg]

Within the last 15 minutes, it seems ...

[Colonel Flagg]

Damn, this salsa is disappointment in a glass jar. Serves me right for buying a brand name. :x

[Kitsa]

I make my own, sucka. No disappointment that way!

[Dimnos]

Now look what you've done.When I want to hear about the doldrums of your day Ill ask for them. >:

Come on man. Dont get soft on us now.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

my days are pretty boring :(

[Tadao]

Eunice Kennedy Shriver dies at 88

http://www.bizjournals.com/sacramento/stories/2009/08/10/daily18.html

:( :tear

[Sam]

YEAH THELEADER, YOU GOTTA STAY HARD WHEN YOU DEAL WITH THESE BROADS

[dirtyxblondexdame]

YEAH THELEADER, YOU GOTTA STAY HARD WHEN YOU DEAL WITH THESE BROADS

*rolls eyes* yeah he really told me

[Dimnos]

That is what we are saying. If he is going to start something he needs to stick to it. Where is the follow through?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

That is what we are saying. If he is going to start something he needs to stick to it. Where is the follow through?

oh. i'm dumb. thanks for clarification :lol

[Tadao]

QUIT QUOTING THINGS THAT A POSTED JUST ABOVE YOU!

[Tadao]

it's silly

[elx]

knock knock

[dirtyxblondexdame]

QUIT QUOTING THINGS THAT A POSTED JUST ABOVE YOU!

shut it

[Esuohlim]

Why did you start posting here again

[RaNkeri]

Just came back from the Freshmen party. There are a ton of great people in my class and I had a great day. Can hardly wait 'till tomorrow.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Why did you start posting here again

why not?

[Dimnos]

After sexing it up with T she thought it would be nice to get to know him.

[Dixie]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I get it now
:lol2

[Tadao]

:lol

[elx]

fqYoZVroBZs

[Tadao]

Oh man, where is Liquidstatic? :(

[Shrubfest]

Oh.
Dear.

[Tadao]

I wonder if I put the trigger under my balls if I can get it to, um never mind.

[Dixie]

Let us know how that works out :lol

[dirtyxblondexdame]

After sexing it up with T she thought it would be nice to get to know him.

damn, how did you figure out my evil plan???

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes

[executioneer]

QUIT QUOTING THINGS THAT A POSTED JUST ABOVE YOU!
TADAO THAT IS ACTUALLY KIND OF OK IN *THIS* THREAD IMHO

[Aaarg]

so there's some leftover yummies from the past two nights and i was making some yummies of my own and as my yummies were cooking the neighbor brought over some yummies!

TOO MANY FUCKING YUMMIES.

[Sam]

is yummies slang for drugs

[Dixie]

I hope so



aaaarrrrrrggg, look at your damn messages every now and then.

[The Leader]

I apologize to Dimnos and Sam. I have no excuse. :(

[Tadao]

Going to see Black Sabbath tonight :rock

[Kitsa]

now that's weird read in Hyacinth's voice.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Sam]

IT'S OKAY THE LEADER, YOU JUST NEED TO STAY HARD

[Sam]

HARD AS FUCKIN' DIAMONDS

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh man, where is Liquidstatic? :(

I think he may have been caught in one of those internet "sting" operations. :(

[Kitsa]

My damn dog.

She came into the room crunching on something loudly. I turned around to see what she had and it was a cat turd; she'd been shopping in the litterboxes. I was chasing her through the house screaming for someone to help me stop her, she was running like it was a great game and dropping crunched-up turdlets every few feet.

Now I'm in full germ freakout mode.

[Tadao]

Hahaha my brothers dog digs for snacks too. The cat box has been dog proofed.

[Kitsa]

how do you have it dogproofed?

[Tadao]

They have 2 small trampolines they use to block the dog from entering. But the cat can get to it in between the two trampolines. It's make shift and if the horse of a dog really wanted to get to it, she could. But she would make a mess doing it and would be punished.

Edit: I should have brought my camera.

[Aaarg]

sorry i'm used to forums giving me an annoying prompt when i get a message. whoops.

is yummies slang for drugs

nope, yummies is food. we call drugs "drog" or "pots." as in, "do we need to buy more drog?" or "where did you put the pots?"

yummies is what follows, generally. or in this case, comes before (and later after).

[Kitsa]

ah.

Two of our litterboxes are in a back hallway we don't really use. The third is in a cat pen the dog can't get to. I'm wondering if maybe putting a baby gate up to block off the hallway might do it.

[Tadao]

If you can make a cat door or something. If the cat can't get to it with a full load, it might let you know.

[Colonel Flagg]

We have a basement where the cat has his "lair" - if the dogs EVER got loose in there, we would have full on fecal madness.

Hounds. Nature's garbagemen.

[elx]

who is 'we'?

[Aaarg]

ALL OF US.

[The Leader]

My dog has never been interested in poops. :)

[Tadao]

You don't have a cat then.

[Colonel Flagg]

who is 'we'?

Me and my family. :rolleyes

WE have a cat and 3 dogs.

[Colonel Flagg]

My dog has never been interested in poops. :)

REAL DOGS EAT POOP. :x

[The Leader]

MY DOG THINKS THAT HE IS A LITTLE MAN SO IT'S OK >:

[elx]

did anyone get to see any of the meteor shower last night? i only got clouds and rain :(

[Colonel Flagg]

I wish. :( Maybe next year ....

[elx]

it's not too late, you can still catch it tonight and possibly tomorrow! it was just at it's 'peak' in america at around 2am~ est this morning.

[Zhukov]

I was so excited to see the full solar eclipse about a month ago, then someone told me that only central Asia and the areas around India would see it. Pish.

[Colonel Flagg]

Here's to clear skies tonight! :)

[Dimnos]

These two magic words worked wonders for me... "outside" and "cats" ;)

[Kitsa]

I wouldn't inflict these cats on the neighborhood. They're definitely indoor only. As a matter of fact, the condition for having one was that it never be allowed outside again- I had to promise the humane society when I adopted her.

[b_squared]

Not only will two of my dogs visit the cat box for brown kitty nuggets but they also enjoy they green nuggets the horse produces. It's disgusting.

Elx- I missed the persied meteor shower last night...maybe I can catch it tonight.

[Kitsa]

I fell asleep and had a weird dream about a mini Chuck E Cheese in a shed, then crawling through a rainbow tunnel to a theater where I watched Diz from Out of Control do a comedy routine.

[RaNkeri]

Just came from a party. Had tons of fun. Can't wait 'till tomorrow.

[The Leader]

Shut up Mr "I have real friends." >:

[Kitsa]

It'll catch up at exam time.

[Tadao]

So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(

[Aimless]

So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(

you didn't tell me that part, mr. positive. :(

[Chojin]

So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(

keep workin man one day you'll get up to expert

[Colonel Flagg]

I didn't even get a lollipop :(

Now that's wrong. >:

Seriously, I hope the docs can still give you an effective level of treatment. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Make your life as amusing as possible. Become a clown!

[Kitsa]

Don't change your life to fit "advanced disease". Pick your own titles.

[elx]

http://omegle.com/ is soo addicting, i love talking to strangers :D


P.S - sorry to hear Tadao:(

[Zhukov]

Omeagle surprised me with the number of people that were generally unaware of how nasty and sarcastic the rest of the world are.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

its crappy and rainy over here, but at least they fixed the AC in my office.

[Colonel Flagg]

Cool!

[dirtyxblondexdame]

does anyone live in an area that does not support recycling? im hearing that Georgia doesn't, and several other southern states. curious................

[Esuohlim]

Ok

[Dixie]

kO

[Tadao]

keep workin man one day you'll get up to expert

I'm looking for the cheat codes.

[Kitsa]

And, like an idiot, I passed this up for a username:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-wailer

[Dixie]

That would have been a good one

[stevetothepast]

That would have been a good one.

[Dimnos]

That wood have been a good one.

[Shyandquietguy]

What would have been a good one?

[RaNkeri]

THE PUNISHER

;)

[Sam]

THE PUNISHER ROCKS

[RaNkeri]

FUCK YEAH

[Sam]

ALSO DID YOU GUYS KNOW TADAO WENT TO COMIC-CON? I FOUND HIS PICTURE:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/comic-con09/IMG_4289.jpg

[Tadao]

JERK

[RaNkeri]

NO WONDER TADAO GETS ALL THE LADIES

[Aaarg]

does anyone live in an area that does not support recycling? im hearing that Georgia doesn't, and several other southern states. curious................

how do you mean "doesn't support recycling" ...?

western north carolina (or at least jackson county) has "staffed recycling centers" all over the place.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So I saw the Dr today and he said my disease has entered the advanced stages. I didn't even get a lollipop :(


:( Advanced stages where it gets better?

[Tadao]

Where I give up and just attach me head to a robot. ;)

[dirtyxblondexdame]

how do you mean "doesn't support recycling" ...?

western north carolina (or at least jackson county) has "staffed recycling centers" all over the place.

lol its too long of a story. just wanted to know if anyone else lived in an area that did not offer pickup of recyclables (or bins to place them in, if you live in an apt bldg). maybe its just my area -- we have weekly pickup of recyclables and most public places have bins. my apt bldg gives fines if you don't sort your recycling.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

Where I give up and just attach me head to a robot. ;)

will you be a good robot or an evil robot?

[Tadao]

depends on my rageOmeter

[executioneer]

HE WILL BE A SEX ROBOT

[Tadao]

Telefunken U47

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.faygo.com/

[Dixie]

I have Black Cherry Faygo on my desk right now.

[Kitsa]

Faygo is way better than Canfield's.

I remember when Canfield's had that awful phase in the 80s when they mass-marketed bubblegum and chocolate-mint sodas. And they were horrible, but they were novelty-trendy for a really short time.

You can still get Canfield's Diet Chocolate Cherry soda in the diabetic section of some grocery stores.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't see any recycling going on in TN, maybe there's just no deposit there though. - a few pages back

current issue of faygo:
http://www.alexandermagazine.com/recordingeq/weeklytip/images/icpfaygoedit.jpg

:( :( :(

[Aaarg]

lol its too long of a story. just wanted to know if anyone else lived in an area that did not offer pickup of recyclables (or bins to place them in, if you live in an apt bldg). maybe its just my area -- we have weekly pickup of recyclables and most public places have bins. my apt bldg gives fines if you don't sort your recycling.

back home they'd pick up bottles/cans if you paid for the service and used their tiny bins to put the stuff out by the curb like your garbage.

they used to have a little recycling center type place a half a mile away from my house but they got rid of it and the closest one these days is 4 miles away. and by "recycling center" i mean dumpsters with different labels on them for paper/plastic/steel/glass/etc.

both apartment complexes i lived in while in west virginia just had one big dumpster, so i guess that's what you mean.

but yeah, here in western north carolina, most people appreciate the world so they recycle.

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/comic-con09/IMG_4557.jpg

Is that a third leg or are you just happy to be there?

[Dixie]

I actually have a thing for hot shemales, but I know I'll never meet one that likes girls :(

[Tadao]

Oh hey I forgot, geuss who bumped into and said sorry at Sabbath?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Brian_Posehn_cc.jpg/347px-Brian_Posehn_cc.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Can you also use your camera to transport me into her from my house?

[Aaarg]

It's unfortunate that he just gets uglier as he gets older.

[Tadao]

I don't think he really cares to date you Aaarg.

[Sam]

He looks exactly the same as when I saw him on Comedians of Comedy tour 2 years ago. :(

EXCEPT HE HAD A MUCH FULLER BEARD

[Tadao]

and the ladies he was hanging out with sure looked better than me and my bald Philipino friend.

[Tadao]

oh and his beard is full again. FULL OF LOVE!

ewwwwwww

[Sam]

SSSSLLLLAAAYYYYERRRRR

[Esuohlim]

http://www.faygo.com/

I never liked Faygo. Where I come from you're not supposed to dislike Faygo. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Never had one, Hawaiian Punch is to syrupy for me, how does it compare?

[executioneer]

i'd never even consider drinking it, way to go horrible fans of a horrible band

[Zhukov]

Right, so I get that Faygo is a drink. Why then does it have a recipe book on it's web page?

Faygotastic ribs that don't even contain Faygo, for example.

[Aaarg]

the only reason faygo still exists is because of icp.

i think i've only seen it once in my life, but i forget where i was. probably ohio.

[Dimnos]

the only reason faygo still exists is because of icp.

i think i've only seen it once in my life, but i forget where i was. probably ohio the dump.

http://www.lovemarks.com/media/image/vernors_html.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Oh god, Vernors >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Vernors is delicious.

[Aaarg]

I've seen Vernors everywhere.

I think I'd seen Cheerwine once or twice before moving down to NC.

[Kitsa]

I can't stand vernor's. I like Canada Dry, specifically the cranberry one they sell from Nov-Jan.

I also like Birch Beer but they don't sell it here.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

wish the Stewarts drinks didn't cost $8 for a 6-pack :(

[Aaarg]

Flavored Canada Dry is delicious, indeed. Except the green tea kind. I like green tea, I like ginger ale, you would assume they'd blend well. Nope.


The best soda I can remember ever having is Boylan's. I don't know how far their distribution is or even where they're from, but every so often I'll come across them (in the General Store in Clifton, VA; in the Spy Museum Cafeteria in DC; in a sandwich shop in Manassas, VA). All of the flavors I've tried have been delicious - root beer, orange cream, grape.

Also there's some Virginia-based bottling company that makes root beer that I think I've come across in only two shops (one's a farmer's market near Winchester and the other is a souvenir shop near the WV border along US522). If I remember, it's pretty good.

Jones is fucking gross.

[Kitsa]

I can deal with Fufu Berry but I'm not way into the other Jones flavors.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I like Canada dry but not the flavored kind. Only place I can ever find birch beer is at a bar. Totally worth going too because they have 10 cent wings too.

[Aaarg]

The Jerry's Subs & Pizza in Lake Ridge, VA has birch beer.

[Kitsa]

I used to get it in Jersey when I was on vacation from school in Ithaca. Once I came back to the Midwest, though, no more birch beer. I found some bottled at Jungle Jim's, (http://www.junglejims.com) but it's not nearly as good as draft.

[Aimless]

http://www.jonessoda.com/ I haven't been able to bring myself to try their holiday flavors, like gravy..ugh. Strawberry lime is the best.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

best birch beer in NJ is at Hot Dog Johnnie's out in West Bumblefuck (somwhere around Butler). homemade and delicious :)

now i want some.

[Colonel Flagg]

Birch beer is effing awesome. It's one of the best reasons to live in Pennsy. :)

I'm also partial to Black Cherry Wishniak (Is it Frank's? Thanks!)

:D

[dirtyxblondexdame]

beer friday at work. smirnoff ice green apple isn't that bad. isn't that great either.

[Mad Melvin]

Hello people.

I don't want to be an attention whore, so I'll just announce my grand return to the forums in here. That is all for now.

[The Leader]

Get lost.

[Mad Melvin]

Fuck you.

[The Leader]

I wish someone would.

But that's neither here nor there.

[Tadao]

Hello people.

I don't want to be an attention whore, so I'll just announce my grand return to the forums in here. That is all for now.

Why even do this much?

[Mad Melvin]

because I am insecure and need the approval of strangers.

[captain516]

I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOU MELVIN. DOES THAT HELP?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish someone would.

But that's neither here nor there.

Last time I throw myself at you.

But that's neither here nor there

[Kitsa]

Is "neither here nor there" your specification as to preference, or just an incidental?

[Mad Melvin]

I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOU MELVIN. DOES THAT HELP?


NOT REALLY BUT TYPING IN CAPS MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE 'CAUSE IT'S REALLY EDGY ISN'T IT

Anyways, I had some good times on these forums a few years back, so I thought I'd come down and stroll down the memory lane. Or maybe it's because i'm drunk right now. either way, it's nice to be back for a while. and thank you guys for the warm welcome.

[Tadao]

I've got your warm welcome, just tilt your head back a little more please. :orgasm

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/bloatee.jpg

HI MAD MELVIN HOW HAVE YOU BENE

whoops sorry i got caught up in the moment :(

[Mad Melvin]

I've got your warm welcome, just tilt your head back a little more please. :orgasm

OUTRAGEOUS! :x

[Mad Melvin]

HI MAD MELVIN HOW HAVE YOU BENE

whoops sorry i got caught up in the moment :(


Hi willie!

I remember you. You're the guy that used to creep the fuck out of me. You still do! :)

[Dixie]

Willie is not creepy >:

[executioneer]

AM SO

[Tadao]

IS NOT

[RaNkeri]

Everyone's gay for Willie :(

[The Leader]

It's true. :(

[Dixie]

I'M GAY FOR WILLIE!
GAY LIKE A GIRAFFE!

[Dixie]

stupid double-post

[Tadao]

http://acidcow.com/pics/20090814/9/picdump_41.jpg

[Kitsa]

I got a Kohl's giftcard ($10) in the mail as a promotion. I went on a Wednesday and bought off the clearance rack. Clearance rack + whatever the hell sale they were having + giftcard = $75 worth of clothes for $4.77, tax included.

I can't help but think that's not the way they wanted it to work. But hell, if I have to shop for clothes at all I'd sooner they cost $5 than $75.

There was a lady in there trying to buy someone else's used pants (they'd stolen a new pair and put their old ones on a hanger). She got what they were saying about their being some stranger's used and nasty pants, but she didn't get why they wouldn't sell them to her.

[Esuohlim]

HI MAD MELVIN

I REMEMBER YOU, YOU HAD AN ALFRED E. NEUMAN AVATAR

UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE TOO MANY FINLAND REPRESENTATIVES AROUND HERE THESE DAYS :(

[Esuohlim]

Actually just the one I think, but it's still too many :x

[Zhukov]

Hello Mad Melvin, how was military life?

If I recall corectly, which I probably don't, Mad Melvin was from Norway.

[RaNkeri]

That was Pjalne

[Zhukov]

Well, I thought it was Mad Melvin. Anyway, Mad Melvin seemed like a decent chap to me.

[Mad Melvin]

Yeah, I was in the army back in 2004. After that I was working in various crappy jobs and decided to apply for a polytechnic institute. I studied for about three and a half years and graduated a few months ago. Now I have a crappy job again. Yay. I'm in a steady relationship and WITH A WOMAN no less. We also have a dog and it has the most vile and horrible farts you can imagine.

So that's my life in a nutshell. :x

[RaNkeri]

The same woman who's ex jumped off a roof?

[Mad Melvin]

The same woman who's ex jumped off a roof?


Ugh. No. This one is actually classified as a human.

[The Leader]

What, did he jump to get away from her?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is clement in Doc Mocks movie mausoleum episode 10? It kind of looks like him on the main page with the machete.

[elx]

What, did he jump to get away from her?
or maybe she was sooo amazing that after they broke up he decided he couldn't live without her

[The Leader]

It was you, wasn't it?

[Zhukov]

I'm guessing some kind of micro chip or hypno-therapy that caused him to destroy himself if he ever broke up with her.

But we'll never know because Scandinavia is offline now, and the topic will have changed by the time it gets back online.

[Mad Melvin]

That may be true, but the smart ones buy extra rations of the internets from the black market. Now I can surf the inter of nets almost 5 hours a month!

Oh man. That was lame. Sorry.

[Dixie]

I FUVCKING HATE BANAN ANAS!!!

[Shrubfest]

I feel quite ill. Do I have swine flu?

[The Leader]

You should ask Willie.

[RaNkeri]

I feel quite ill. Do I have swine flu?

What symptoms do you have? :posh

[Shrubfest]

Allsorts. Nausea, exhaustion, headache, too warm, achy joints, sore and swollen throat.

But most of these can also be linked to other medical problems i have. Except a vaguely different feeling of ill than usual.

[Aaarg]

Dude whatever bananas are good. We didn't get any bananas in because the produce manager didn't order them because she came in to write her order with a terrible hangover. It's bad for a grocery store to go a whole weekend without bananas.

[Aimless]

bananas are the number one selling produce item, right?

[MattJack]

Bananas are indeed good.

You know what else is good? Bourbon :southernfgt

[Dixie]

Not in my life. stupid bananas

[MattJack]

go eat a ban*na

[MattJack]

wuts the mattr di*ie?

where did the b*nanas go wrong in your life? you should give them another chance. errybody deserves a 2nd chance

[MattJack]

we should talk this through. just you an' me. an' the ppl on i-mockery.

[Dixie]

they taste icky :(

[The Leader]

It's ok, cig, I don't like bananas either. :(

[Dixie]

It's ok, cig, I don't like bananas either. :(
I mean the vegetation kind of bananas, not the pink bananas.

[The Leader]

...

[executioneer]

i like banans :(

[MattJack]

even more confusing is that dixie is cig

when did this happen?

[Dixie]

i like bonanza

[MattJack]

i cant troll a vet, so this ruins everything!!!!

[Dixie]

it happened like last week or maybe 2 weeks ago, i don't know......
but by the grace of Boogie, it happened.

[MattJack]

Man CiG was so much cooler. You went from metal head to crosses? for shame.

We can talk this out, maybe have a group hug, and then get you back into your CiG clothes.

[Dixie]

i have a very legitimate reason to why i changed it all, but i will not discuss it here.
:P

[The Leader]

Dude, she needs to lay low for a while until the heat blows over.

[The Leader]

You don't kill a man in Armpit Central and just get away with it.

[MattJack]

man this is bananas

[MattJack]

Well now I have to find a new noob to troll. Anybody got dibs on elx yet?

[The Leader]

Which kind?

of banana that is.

[Aimless]

I belong to Sam.

[The Leader]

We all do.

[Dixie]

it IS bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

[MattJack]

Do you know him personally?

[Aimless]

he is sooooooooo good at trolling. *swoon*

[Aimless]

Do you know him personally?



no :(

[Dixie]

AIMLESS SHAMELESS!
HIS NAME IS SATCHMOOOOOOLOL

[Aimless]

he is not easily embarrassed. i need to try harder.

[MattJack]

no :(

Oh I thought you were somebody that went to high school with us.

Sam and I go way back. I thought you were that indian girl he dated for a couple of weeks. Sam always said he "owned" her or whatever.

[Sam]

what indian girl

[Aimless]

naw, i thought claiming a noob was like claiming a bitch in prison.

[MattJack]

What girl
That one that had the legs.

naw, i thought claiming a noob was like claiming a bitch in prison.

It is but it's more complicated actually. Have you taken a picture with a you holding a piece of paper declaring the fact that you are Sam's nub?

[Aimless]

no, he never asked me to *cry*

[Dixie]

i'm not trying to embarass satchmo, that's really what i'm calling him now

[MattJack]

first of all Sam doesn't ask, he just tells.

next you should already know this. what the fck have you been doing with your internet life? I'd get on it before he gets mad. Nobody like a mad Sam.

[Sam]

as opposed to the indian girl without the legs :eek

[RaNkeri]

Sam is always mad :rolleyes

[Sam]

that indian girl liked me mad

[Aimless]

He didn't tell me either. I will have it in the reserves until he decides to get mad.

[Dixie]

shut up satchmo, they're talking ABOUT you, not TO you
>:

[MattJack]

the one without the legs was mine and you know it