I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pram Maven]

Flagg- Fucking funny. Probably more like this, though.
http://i55.tinypic.com/10pr688.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

Pram Maven at the employer.

Employer : So I ran through your concepts and I'm getting a little concerned that you're not qualified for this.

PMaven : Why?

Employer : Well, all of your submissions look either like Clint Eastwood or look as if you tried to intentionally make them look bad.

PMaven : I'm getting better.

The employer remains silent until Pram Maven leaves.

[Shyandquietguy]

Pram Maven on a date.

PMaven : So Pamela.

Erica : It's Erica.

PMaven : Oh! I'm so sorry! SIlly dumb me. Durr burr durr burr.

Erica : Haha.

PMaven : So Erica, what do you do?

Erica : I'm a dentist.

PMaven : A mentist? Oops! Durr burr durr burr!

Erica : And I also have kids.

PMaven : You didn't say that before.

Erica : Well you never really gave me the chance.

PMaven : Fuck you! Fuck you you lying fucking cunt! And I don't use the word cunt because it's offensive but you are a fucking cunt!

Pram then storms off.

[ThrashO]

I have a bleeding ulcer and can take pictures of my stools if you like. It's mostly diarrhea, though.

SOUNDS LIKE THESE POSTS WONT BE MUCH DIFFERENT THAN USUAL.

[Pram Maven]

My last dump looked like Dane Cook.

[Shyandquietguy]

Dane Cook! It's a good thing everyone hates him.

[Pram Maven]

I used to have one that looked like Kevin Meaney, but I sold it on Ebay.

[Pentegarn]

So you see k0k0 have success with scatological humor and hope to cash in on that bandwagon.

Here's the difference, k0k0 scatological humor is usually funny, Pram scatological 'humor' is just boring and unoriginal. Stay in your lane, which I shall dub the vacuum lane

[Pram Maven]

Once I crapped a turd that looked like a racist joke, but I was embarassed by it so I crammed it back into my asshole.

[Pentegarn]

See my previous post

[Kitsa]

my god. Dignity, Pram. Dignity. It's precious. You're squandering it.

[Pentegarn]

Have to have it in the first place to squander it ;)

[Pram Maven]

Then again, I cram everything that looks racist into my asshole.

I was able to get The Final Solution in, but had to pound it in with a hammer.

[ThrashO]

Once I crapped a turd that looked like a racist joke, but I was embarassed by it so I crammed it back into my asshole.

You should sculpt them into something

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm a fucking shut-in virgin and I've lived more of life than you have Pram.

[Pram Maven]

Is this Dignity, Kitsa? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/Divine_in_Heaven_T-shirt.jpg

Looks kind of like Chris Farley without makeup.

[Pram Maven]

You should sculpt them into something

I would, but they're too soft. Maybe I could add some paraffin.

[Pentegarn]

Pram your posting 'style' reminds me of Microshock's. He also thought non sequiturs were an effective means of discourse. And much like you he often could not get out of the way of his own lack of skill

[Pram Maven]

Oh, cool, 'cause I was just reading Microshock's posts this afternoon and thinking "man, I don't have a posting style. I need to mimic him, until Pentegarn says something".

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't think he even has a bit of self-esteem.

And I really don't understand how cheap put downs are any different from laughing at someone.

"It stops when you're laughing at their face"

Good god, I love how your sense of morals are just as superficial as you. You'd laugh at a woman slipping on a turd and dying as long as it's not in front of their family.

[Pram Maven]

If you wanted me to simply take part in the conversation and go with the flow of it, I'd do that. I'm not limited to one thing.

Also, I'd have less posts if I had a fucking edit button.

[Pram Maven]

No, Shyandquietguy, the only time in my life I ever laughed at a woman slipping and falling on a turd was when her family was there and she smashed into them and they all bounced down a steep hill and they all caught fire at the bottom.

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't even think you can even do casual going with the flow. The last post I saw you attempting to do anything serious was half symphesizing with Kitsa by announcing food art being temporary.

No, Shyandquietguy, the only time in my life I ever laughed at a woman slipping and falling on a turd was when her family was there and she smashed into them and they all bounced down a steep hill and they all caught fire at the bottom. Good lord you're fucking retarded.

[Pram Maven]

You would be wrong. What is the current topic of this thread?

You're right, though. I was totally symphesizing. On my Simphesizer.

http://i56.tinypic.com/209llj6.png

[kahljorn]

No, Shyandquietguy, the only time in my life I ever laughed at a woman slipping and falling on a turd was when her family was there and she smashed into them and they all bounced down a steep hill and they all caught fire at the bottom.

thats how i feel when i laugh at your poss

edit: posts but i guess poss is more fitting

[Pram Maven]

Actually, they didn't all catch fire. One of them fumbled it.

[kahljorn]

your poss are fumbling in shit so i guess its ok

[Kitsa]

fwiw the term is "ephemeral".

[Kitsa]

and why did I need sympathy again?

[Pentegarn]

Hey guys! Zebra disco! Aren't I wacky?!

Love me pleeeeeeease :'pathetic

[Pram Maven]

You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

[Pram Maven]

thats how i feel when i laugh at your poss

You feel like what, the turd, the woman slipping on it, the family she crashed into, the hill they bounced down, or the fire that caught them at the bottom?

[ThrashO]

You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

you're racking up something alright

[ThrashO]

Also how's that ulcer are you dead yet

[kahljorn]

You feel like what, the turd, the woman slipping on it, the family she crashed into, the hill they bounced down, or the fire that caught them at the bottom?

the person laughing at all of that

wait i guess tha tmeans I'm saying I feel like you ;/

never mind i feel like the turd

[kahljorn]

:lol

[Kitsa]

I feel like the person running in the opposite direction to make the parade be over with faster.

[Pentegarn]

I think he was hoping his sob story about ulcers would soften our hearts of stone, the ulcers are probably made up though. Or this is what he meant

Pram: hey guys, I have ulcers

Ugandan child named Ulcers: Help! The racist pedophile Oregon based animator is taking me to his 'hidden love cave'

[Shyandquietguy]

You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

You have the luckiest kids in the world if they get little art lunches, Kitsa. :)

I don't sculpt with food, but can definitely relate to the temporary nature of the medium.

Did she sound like she was concerned about he food stuffs getting rotten or missing her pieces at all in that thread?

[Kitsa]

Bah, I had a summer much like that, with the addition of a broken ankle, and I continued to bring quality posts* to you all.


*debatable

[kahljorn]

Poor Ulcers :(

[Pram Maven]

Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

[ThrashO]

Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

http://www.zug.com/img/rating-yellow-full.gif 754634185643,63,45,44,5314545,53145634,53415,51347 6876,923,43256,23 http://www.zug.com/img/trophy.gif 3569769,6356876,94870980,8905,87,70890689,5

[ThrashO]

Look at this hilarious prank call to Kellogg's head quarters:

JH: How do you think Tony the tiger feels about little diabetic boys? Because, you know, they could go into shock from eating his cereal.

KELLOGG'S: Sir, I'm going to have to end this call now.

JH: Clear up just a few more things for me. Are Pop-Tarts really called Poop-Tarts?

KELLOGG'S: Sir, there's no need for all of this. Can I put you on hold?

JH: True or false: Apple Jacks were once called Apple Jack-Offs?

KELLOGG'S: I'm going to have to end this call now, sir. [Hangs up]

I WISH MORE OF THEM WOULD COME HERE

[Shyandquietguy]

I know Kahl, Pram and his poor, poor asperger ulcers.

[Pram Maven]

I take it back; I thought you were all fat and stupid losers, but it's apparent that Thrash0 is the only fat and stupid loser here.

Everyone else is thin and stupid.

[Shyandquietguy]

So what happened to the whole "Take pride in the community! You're making it terrible please stop!"

[kahljorn]

the aspergers community?

[Shyandquietguy]

That has ulcers, Kahl. The Asperger's with ulcers community. The only communtiy that can fully emphasize with Food artists.

[Pram Maven]

Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.

[Shyandquietguy]

Okay.

Ulcers and aspergers.

[Zhukov]

Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.

How to stay away from www.i-mockery.com/forum forever.

[Esuohlim]

THIS THREAD

（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[Fathom Zero]

┬──┬ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

fixd

[Fathom Zero]

I received a large sum of money and I am tempted to spend all of it on books about Stalingrad.

[Rongi]

Guys, you do realize you're all ganging up on a legit severely socially retarded person.

You do realize this, right guys

[Shyandquietguy]

Look at me! I'm Rongi! :lol

[Esuohlim]

Rongi man this ain't I-Maturity.com

[ThrashO]

Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.

How to not rape children.

(lol he'll never figure this one out guys)

[Shyandquietguy]

We're not doing facts.

Try "homeless".

[Rongi]

How to not rape children.

(lol he'll never figure this one out guys)

ok this made me laugh :(

[Rongi]

Rongi man this ain't I-Maturity.com

let's see, we've

-made fun of someone because their dad died
-made fun of someone's daughter, who may or may not have killed themselves, to their face
-said a bunch of racist things to a spanish guy and then made fun of him because his dad got killed by the police or something

[Rongi]

oh yeah, and not to mention Drunk Drivers Against Anime Fans (which ruled and still rules)

[Fathom Zero]

Juttin's dead dad or ScruU2wice?

There are lots of dead dads on this forum.

[kahljorn]

Guys, you do realize you're all ganging up on a legit severely socially retarded person.

You do realize this, right guys

everyone should rongi backwards this post

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[kahljorn]

wtfs with all the russian spambots birthdays today

[liquidstatik]

..

[Sam]

┬──┬ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

fixd

FUCK YOU (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ︵┻━┻

[Fathom Zero]

(ノ °益°)ノ ︵ (\ .o.)\ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

FK U

[ThrashO]

80085

boobs :)

[Fathom Zero]

Man, Hyacinth was a little bitch to get killed by a wayward frisbee.

[Pentegarn]

Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

That would work if my mom were alive you no researching fuckwit

F - -

If you are going to imitate steal my gold, (by the way, that is SO Carlos Manstealia of you) then you could at least be funny while doing so, however I do have this video response for you

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[Pram Maven]

Ljk-luVgczI

[Aaarg]

woah i forgot that those silly carpet toilet covers existed that's crazy

[Pram Maven]

:lol

[executioneer]

Ulcers and aspergers.
new candidate for worst role-playing game ever

[Kitsa]

Those carpet toilet covers suck because the lid keeps slamming down unexpectedly.

Also, I read "ulcers and asparagus" and it almost made sense on another level for a moment, which should have immediately disqualified it for use here.

Or something like that.

[Rongi]

Juttin's dead dad or ScruU2wice?

There are lots of dead dads on this forum.

Juttin's dead dad

Everyone kind of called "foul" on Chojin when he did that

[Rongi]

to scru2wice, i mean

[Rongi]

LINK?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69697123

[Fathom Zero]

Juttin's dead dad

Everyone kind of called "foul" on Chojin when he did that

I don't remember me caring at all.

[Rongi]

what, about juttin's dead dad or scru's dead dad? scru was a good guy! juttin was horrible and fat so who cares about him

[Pram Maven]

:Comic Con interview

Pram Maven: (leaning forward into the mic) "I think, it's hard to tell who is good and who is bad on a site where the context is part of the joke. I stretched Pram's legs a bit far last season, but in this one I'd like to develop the role a little more and flesh it out into something less one dimensional. We start out with Pram in Season 1 as this clueless villain with no apparent motive for being that way, and as the I-Mockery series progresses he becomes initially more self aware and eventually peters out into a more sympathetic character. I don't want to give away any spoilers, but I can tell you that there are aspects of the show's antagonist that haven't yet been explored, which we're getting into this season."

[Kitsa]

dammit, pram maven, even when you use a parenthetical reference to denote your actions instead of the asterisks, it's still intolerable.

[Pram Maven]

Sorry Kitsa. What would you prefer? [serious]

[Pram Maven]

If you like I can just type the actions in caps...

GOES TO THE FRIDGE TO GET SOME MILK EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES HIM FART BLOOD

[Kitsa]

do you narrate your actions IRL?

do you walk into a room and say "PRAM MAVEN ENTERS THE ROOM, LOOKS AROUND, SHEEPISH GRIN LOL"?

[Pram Maven]

No, but I've always been an actor and incorporated gesture to get the full spectrum of the written word.

There are actions in books, are there not?

I'm just struggling with the concept of not having them. On Zug, actions are allowed, but emoticons are not. Here, you have emoticons. It just takes some getting used to, that's all. If I don't type the action of what my character is doing, do you just imagine what I could be doing? That's like using only half the alphabet.

[Pram Maven]

I don't know about you, but I think in pictures and a lot of the time those pictures are moving. Actions are a big part of human expression. In fact, entire stories have been told with no dialog whatsoever.

...can I ask why actions are forbidden here?

[Rongi]

Dude, shut up

[Aaarg]

posting is forbidden

[Fathom Zero]

TEARS OF A CLOWN

[Rongi]

WHAT IS THIS ANIME DOING BY JAMES JOYCE

GET OUT OF HERE, JAMES JOYCE!

[Pram Maven]

HUMOR REFERENCES NO ONE ELSE GETS

INSIDE JOKES

SNARK ON LOAN FROM SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS

[Fathom Zero]

seppuku bukake tsunami

[b_squared]

Walks into a room, logs into I-mockery and reads Prams posts. Vile like vomit rises in my throat as I roll my eyes and wonder why he still posts.

^ narrating my actions does not make my posts any better, or yours either Pram.

[Pentegarn]

do you narrate your actions IRL?

do you walk into a room and say "PRAM MAVEN ENTERS THE ROOM, LOOKS AROUND, SHEEPISH GRIN LOL"?

8wgqaep1TlA

[Kitsa]

Yeah, with about the same conclusion.

[b_squared]

I just realized that I ate a whole bag of candy corn in less than two days. And this isn't even the "good stuff" that you stock for halloween.

Dammit.

[Colonel Flagg]

HIGH GUYZ WHAT DID I MISS???

[b_squared]

Prams asshole is bleeding, he would like you to think it was from an ulcer.

[Kitsa]

the proposed sabbatical has hit a delay

[ThrashO]

In actuality he removed the child skeleton from his anus a tad faster than usual.

[Colonel Flagg]

the proposed sabbatical has hit a delay

He is in the Hotel i-Mockery, where you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. :AnotherDon

[b_squared]

I just wish he would enter the "cone of silence" like another Don.

[Rongi]

HUMOR REFERENCES NO ONE ELSE GETS

INSIDE JOKES

SNARK ON LOAN FROM SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS

Dear Famous Raper Don Praven (or whatever your stupid name is),

Get out.

Signed,
Everyone

[kahljorn]

haha i looked up gabby gaga to ee if she's still alive and found this;

http://www.darkstarlings.com/Gabbygaga

TOLD YOU SHE WAS A DRAG QUEEN
also:
voleyball moustaces

[ThrashO]

HUMOR REFERENCES NO ONE ELSE GETS

INSIDE JOKES

SNARK ON LOAN FROM SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS

NEVER HAVE U BEEN SO DIRECT WITH UR POSTS MR. MAVERN

[Rongi]

haha i looked up gabby gaga to ee if she's still alive and found this;

http://www.darkstarlings.com/Gabbygaga

TOLD YOU SHE WAS A DRAG QUEEN
also:

"WHATS A BOOK"

ok maybe it's not so bad that she killed herself

[kahljorn]

VOLeYBALL MOUStACES

[k0k0]

haha i looked up gabby gaga to ee if she's still alive and found this;

http://www.darkstarlings.com/Gabbygaga

TOLD YOU SHE WAS A DRAG QUEEN
also:

Well she's definitely not dead, as her 'mother' said she was. Also, emo mustaches.

[ThrashO]

can we just name this place prammaven.com already

[kahljorn]

we're going to have to start notifying neighboring websites that we have a rapist and child molester residing on our premises ;/

[Colonel Flagg]

luv justin bieber and big time rush

She'd get along well with my daughter, who's 8.

Seriously she looks good for being dead for a few years.

[Colonel Flagg]

I just wish he would enter the "cone of silence" like another Don.

He's already there ... remember, in the "cones of silence," all they did was yell at each other, and scream "WHAT???" at the top of their lungs until they gave up, and wrote what they wanted to say, holding it up to the glass.

Sounds like Pram Maven to me.

[Colonel Flagg]

Dear Famous Raper Don Praven

Excuse me, but I thought that said Famous Rapper Don Pravin.

uVv_jxqKaCY

And this is better than Pram Maven's music.

[ThrashO]

ALSO MODS, RAPE IS NOT SPELLED B-O-M-B

[Fathom Zero]

Say goodnight, Gracie.

[Pentegarn]

Goodnight, Gracie

[Pram Maven]

Not cool.

[Pram Maven]

I've had enough of this. I'm killing myself and changing my name.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IN THAT ORDER.

[k0k0]

You're not gonna fool any of the demons in hell when you say your name is Pam Raven and you're a bit lost.

[Nick]

This thread was pretty awesome up until page 3259.

[Zhukov]

I've had enough of this. I'm killing myself and changing my name.

You still owe me a good rendition of my avatar in clay.

[Pram Maven]

I'll try to sculpt Clint Eastwood and it will probably end up looking like it.

[Pram Maven]

GOT A HIGHER RES VERSION, MOTHERFUCKER?

[Zhukov]

EDIT: actually, not with language like that.

[Pram Maven]

I'm just playing. Finding a quality clay is a top priority, Sir.

[Rongi]

i wonder if a united states president has ever been threatened with rape before

[Rongi]

"BILL CLINTON GIVE ME ALL THE GOLD OR IM GOING TO RAPE YOU"

[Pram Maven]

Rongi will miss:

* Coattail rides when you become powerful and influential.
* Making fun of someone who has more going for them than him.
* Taking cheap shots at someone he doesn't even know.
* Landing humorous jabs on someone which confirms that he was funny once in his 9 years posting.
* Your first stand-up comedy special (he doesn't have cable).

Deactivate Account?

[X] Yes

[_] No

[Rongi]

* Making fun of someone who has more going for them than him.


I'm going to one of the best Universities in the North East, I have an active and fulfilling social life and this summer I will be studying in Germany.

You, Pram Maven, post on an internet forum where no one likes you, you are completely and utterly socially inept, you have threatened to kill yourself on here a few times, you have no creative talent and your reputation around here is that you're a racist child molester

[Pram Maven]

Please re-enter Captcha.

http://s2.postimage.org/mymzt90q4/Tegley.png

[Pram Maven]

HELP, I-MOCKERY IS MAKING THINGS UP ABOUT ME AND POSTING THEM UNDER MY NAME

[Pentegarn]

"BILL CLINTON GIVE ME ALL THE GOLD OR IM GOING TO RAPE YOU"

How would that conversation with that horny sonofabitch really go though?

Antagonist: Bill Clinton, give me all the gold or I'm going to rape you.

Clinton: That supposed to be a threat son?

Antagonist: I'm serious! So help me, I'll rape you

Clinton: So? Rape me, I'll help you.



Moving onto Pram Molestaven.....

I thought you were supposed to be in the hospital? Why are you here? Fuck, most people in a hospital get an IV hooked up to them. Pram gets an I-mockery.

[Pram Maven]

:lol That was pretty good.

I'm here because misery loves company, and you've made me miserable. If you want to get rid of me, you'll have to make me happy. The only way you can do that is to petition for my name to be removed from the threads on this site.

And for the last time, Pram Maven means "Parameter Random Access Memory expert". It has fuck-all to do with children. The fact that it is even spelled the same (despite the former being an acronym and not an actual word) is unfortunate for me and coincidental.

[Pentegarn]

And you think staying here, providing fodder for us ad infinitum, is going to make us change our minds? Every post you make just gives us one more thing to make fun of you about. You are this board's toy. If anything you promising you won't leave till we change the thread titles is the one thing that will assure we never change them. I don't think we will ever run out of new and inventive ways to make fun of you and now we know we don't have to hold back cause our toy has declared itself unbreakable, so we can now play as rough as we please

[Pram Maven]

You're treading on thin ice, fella. Admitting you've harassed someone is not a smart move.

[Pentegarn]

Yeah, so who is the internet police? What jurisdiction does it fall under?

Will they back trace it?

Have I dun goofed?

Will consequences never be the same?

XPxEpwPHyJ8

[Pentegarn]

You're treading on thin ice, fella. Admitting you've harassed someone is not a smart move.

Admitting you mocked someone on i-mockery is like admitting you bought toys at Toys 'R Us

[Pram Maven]

Accusing someone of threatening to harm our president is NOT the same thing as mocking someone. It's a malicious statement of disinformation intended to damage an individual or group's reputation and/or interfere with their freedom.

You lied to me when you said there were "no consequences" outside of this board.

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, wishes to start a website about ravishing presidential anuses

[Pram Maven]

That's disgusting.

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, was voted most likely in high school to attempt national treason

[Pram Maven]

I'm going back to my clay.

I wish you all the best in life.

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, became a claymation animator after first finding a passion for 10 year old vaginas

[Rongi]

Every night before Don Carlson goes to bed, he goes down to his basement and fires 6 shots from his revolver at a picture of US President Barack Obama with his family

[Pentegarn]

Every time he does that an angel gets its wings I heard

[Rongi]

DON CARLSON: FAMOUS RAPIST

[Pentegarn]

Accusing someone of threatening to harm our president is NOT the same thing as mocking someone. It's a malicious statement of disinformation

Disinformation? Then how do you explain this?

You're gonna get soooo raped, President Obama

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, once bet $100 that he could rape and eat more people than Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Rongi]

This is way too amusing, I need to go back to studying instead of picking on FAMOUS MOLESTER AND PRESIDENT HATER DON CARLSON

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, once went through at least 12 tires a week because of all the orphans he hit with his car. His car itself shaped like a giant phallus.

[Pentegarn]

You all seem to forget the reason he hates the president, it is because the president is non-white

[Rongi]

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO HAS EVER WANTED TO HIRE DON CARLSON, PORTLAND ANIMATOR:

:picklehatDON'T:picklehat

[Pentegarn]

You forgot the :themoreyouknow

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, can also be paid for his services in time spent with your prepubescent child.

[executioneer]

TO BE CLEAR: DON CARLSON IS GOING TO BOMB THE PRESIDENT, AND THEN RAPE WHATEVER'S LEFT

SOUNDS LIKE A REAL SICKO TO ME

[Rongi]

You forgot the :themoreyouknow

:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:them oreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyo uknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:them oreyouknow:themoreyouknow

PRAM MAVEN HATES
BLACK PEOPLE

:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:them oreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyo uknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow :themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:themoreyouknow:them oreyouknow:themoreyouknow

[Rongi]

DON CARLSON: FAMOUS RAPIST

I should correct that to:

DON CARLSON: FAMOUS BOMBER/RAPIST

[Rongi]

This thread went from being horrible to beautiful in a very short amount of time

[Rongi]

That last thing I did I did that on purpose

[executioneer]

TO BE CLEAR: DON CARLSON IS GOING TO BOMB THE PRESIDENT, AND THEN RAPE WHATEVER'S LEFT

SOUNDS LIKE A REAL SICKO TO ME

TO CLARIFY THIS MEANS DON CARLSON, PORTLAND ANIMATOR AND TERRORIST RACIST RAPIST IS ALSO A NECROPHILIAC

[Rongi]

i have a crush on my german teacher, i wonder if she knows

i started talking to her through email about german authors. i suggested she read thomas bernhard. i'm afraid she's going to read "The Loser" and then think I'm a psycho for suggesting such a nihilistic, misanthropic book :(

[kahljorn]

I'm going to one of the best Universities in the North East, I have an active and fulfilling social life and this summer I will be studying in Germany.

You, Pram Maven, post on an internet forum where no one likes you, you are completely and utterly socially inept, you have threatened to kill yourself on here a few times, you have no creative talent and your reputation around here is that you're a racist child molester

fuck you man you stole my life plan

are you going to NYU??

[Pram Maven]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2hrprtf.jpg

[Rongi]

U MAD?

[kahljorn]

if he laughs at our jokes eventually he will fit in

[Rongi]

no, i'm not going to NYU. NYU is ridiculously expensive >:

I go to Binghamton University (Don Carlson if you are reading this please don't try to come here and bomb/rape me)

[kahljorn]

Oh. I was thinking of going to NYU because they're supposed to have one of the best philosophy programs in north america.

but i also want to study in germany eventually.

Binghamton? MORE LIKE BOMBHAMTON WHEN PRAMMAVEN GETS THROUGH WITH IT

[Rongi]

NYU is a fantastic school and I have met some very cool people who go there (a lot of my friends from High School go to NYU). I have also met a lot of dildos who go to NYU, but NYC is full of dildos anyway. If you can somehow afford to go, go for it.

I'm majoring in psychology (i switched from neuroscience because i am not smart enough to handle really intense chemistry classes)

[Rongi]

Binghamton is basically NYU for people who couldn't afford NYU, btw

[k0k0]

Sometimes when Don Carlson, shoddy clay animator, is alone, he licks his cat's anus and imagines that it is a child's. This is how he prevents himself from giving in to temptation on a daily basis. Oh, and did I mention that he fashions a prosthetic child buttox out of clay for his cat to wear? How sick!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Binghamton is basically NYU for people who couldn't afford NYU, btw

and for people who like swimmin in fields

[Shyandquietguy]

I love how Don pretends he's a part of the forums, as if we'll forget he never was.

Have you guys ever heard what a tortured barn owl sounds like? I've never heard one but I was going to Trader Joes when I heard this awful racket coming from the basement of what looked like a quiant house in a quiet neighborhood. I snuck in stupidly, because when it's obvious torture, you need to bail out ASAP and I come across severed owl wings. I ran right out when the second batch of screams came. And as I was running out I saw what looked like miniature sculpy sculptures of dongs choking babys like monster tentacles. And at one point I believe I saw the headless cat from Sybil hung up underneath the corner of the roof. I don't know but I just knew whatever was going on there I didn't want a damn thing to do with.

[Nick]

So let me get this straight. Pram Maven is a: austitic, necrophiliac, pedophiliac, talentless, terrorist, rapist, zoophiliac?


Did I miss something?

[Shyandquietguy]

Speaking of the motherfucking devil. When the hell did you decide to join in?

[Nick]

I'm taking notes for Gabby.

[Shyandquietguy]

Shut up chump.

I've just had a car pass by the front of my house like 5 times today. I don't know what to call it but I think he was looking at me. Hard to say when their windows are tinted past the legal allowance.

[Shyandquietguy]

I got bullets in my front porch. Everyone's okay, we're in the back room but we got enough bullets to bring down the front awning. I'll let you know when it stops.

[Shyandquietguy]

They left and now the front porch is a mess, plus they left a package for me with a headless baby doll with a sculpture in place of it's head. It looked like this.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-M-ALtmxiPp8/Tndc6Sn2CoI/AAAAAAAADBk/LorbHpdJWkM/not%252520clay.png

[Nick]

Play ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz on your five grand stereo. Braggin' that you know how the ******s feel cold, and the slums got so much soul.

[Shyandquietguy]

I keep telling my wife it's okay, it's not a real baby. She thinks I'm crazy. I keep telling her that's not a real baby looks like. That is not a real baby. But she keeps saying there's blood on it. There's no blood on that doll. There's no blood in that doll. It's a fucking doll.

[Shyandquietguy]

Pram MAven, just stop it. Fucking stop it. Just fucking stop it. It's enough you keep parading yourself on these forums as if you're winning a war but it's a fucking insult with your fucking alt account. Just fucking go away.

[Shyandquietguy]

It just doesn't happen. It just doesn't happen. I keep thinking that everytime on I'm on the internet. That nothing I do or say will come back to me. Please Pram, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Shyandquietguy]

If I don't make it to the President in time, I'm sorry America.

[Colonel Flagg]

There is no cure ... once you have Pram Maven, you have hm for life. The best we can hope for is to successfully manage the condition.

Better living through chemistry.

[Shyandquietguy]

To the production plant that currently employs Pram Maven. There are convicts with life without parole who deserve money more than he does.

[Otto]

Pram Maven/DON CARLSON washed ashore, presumably from the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. He is currently banned from all area funeral homes, pet shops, and daycare centers.

[Nick]

Bomb? Rape? Bape?

[HickMan]

The Plum Island research facility is moving to Manhattan, KS: Right next to my duty station at Fort Riley, KS. That place will get so many human subjects from poor, stupid soldiers and broke college students from Kansas State.

It's hard to say goodbye, but I may just avoid a zombie outbreak.

[HickMan]

OH BTW IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS I'LL BE TRAVELING ALL AROUND AFGHANNYLAND DOING COOL ARMY STUFF SO I'LL BE OUT OF CONTACT FOR ABOUT A MONTH OR SO AFTER I LEAVE.

I'll miss you guys~

[Shyandquietguy]

I have not really talked to you and I don't know you very well, in fact I have talked over you, but the fact that there will not be a soldier mucking around the forums saddens me.

Just remember, at least when you leave you'll get the satisfaction of knowing a giant hulking abomination that once was a brother in arms will eventually crush a statistics major with its meaty fists.

[elx]

milhouseeeee where are youuuuuuu I want to talk physicssssssssss :(

[elx]

after reading a ton of stupid articles claiming that we have just sent a particle back in time through another dimension, I finally read opera's release and I don't get it

if they have the level of accuracy/uncertainty that they are claiming - isn't that higher than the one we achieved when measuring the speed of light half a century ago? assuming that this is actually the case, then wouldn't that imply that the implication here isn't that a neutrino is actually faster than the speed of light, but simply that our accepted model for the speed of light has been off this entire time? why has no one proposed this skepticism? why are they more quick to accept the back-in-time theory? :(

is it just that if that is in fact the case then it's far too scary to mention or think about because it means that everything we have ever measured in modern history has been wrong and we've set ourselves back two hundred years with our newer, preciser technology? is preciser a word?

[elx]

should I be worried about my future job security right now? has physics folded over??

[executioneer]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/neutrinos.png
*shrugz shoulderz*

[Colonel Flagg]

if they have the level of accuracy/uncertainty that they are claiming - isn't that higher than the one we achieved when measuring the speed of light half a century ago?

I generally don't pay attention to old levels of accuracy unless it's for historical purposes. Lightspeed is known to 4ppb, and this specifie measurement of neutrino speed is greater than that by 20 ppm, with an accuracy of 270 ppb. That's a big enough difference (a factor of 75 over the error) for most physicists to stand up and take notice.

assuming that this is actually the case, then wouldn't that imply that the implication here isn't that a neutrino is actually faster than the speed of light, but simply that our accepted model for the speed of light has been off this entire time? why has no one proposed this skepticism? why are they more quick to accept the back-in-time theory? :(

Believe it or not, this is the more plausible reasoning, for now. Unless someone wants to write an entirely new model of physics, then this is the path most mainstream physicists will take.

Of course, you are right; for example, the neutrino could have negative mass ... ;)

is it just that if that is in fact the case then it's far too scary to mention or think about because it means that everything we have ever measured in modern history has been wrong and we've set ourselves back two hundred years with our newer, preciser technology?

Precisely.

is preciser a word?

No. :)

[Colonel Flagg]

---> science thread. apologies.

[elx]

<3

[k0k0]

If they really did send it faster than the speed of light, wouldn't it have arrived before they pushed the button to send it?

[Zhukov]

Exactly. Figure that one out, boffins.

[Rongi]

So I guess we're done with the pram maven thing, huh

[Rongi]

Let's talk about boners

When was the last time you had a boner?

[HickMan]

This morning. Boners are funny. Even the word is funny; boner. I also like the word 'penis'. I'm convinced that's the funniest word in the English vocabulary.

[Rongi]

I like to call it a dingus sometimes

P sure I took that from Dr. Steve Brule when he talked about ripping hair from your dick and eating it. He called it a dingus

Anyway I'm about have a boner soon

[Pram Maven]

One time, Portland animator Don Carlson, the namby-pamby pedoSmurf rubbed up against me with someone else's boner. Fucked me the freak out.

[HickMan]

Thinking about Steve Brule boners me up sometimes, too.

I have the first four seasons of Tim and Eric on my harddrive here in Afghannyland, and boy do Afghans love it.

They also love 'Big Trouble in Little China' almost as much as I do.

[Rongi]

I have the first four seasons of Tim and Eric on my harddrive here in Afghannyland, and boy do Afghans love it.


Are you fucking serious

That is amazing

[Rongi]

I never would have thought Afghans would like T&E

[Shyandquietguy]

So when is Don Carlson going to kill the president?

Any guesses? Is he gonna do it with a cross bow? Or pull string?

[HickMan]

Yeah and I'm not talking about the Afghans that speak English and are somewhat Americanized, I'm talking about the tribals who are avid believers in Pashtunwali. The Afghans that pretty much are convinced that we're just the Russian reinforcements.

These are the guys that watch Tim and Eric and laugh their asses off. They may not even get it, and it may just be due to politeness, but man is it a hoot.

[Pram Maven]

In the year 2073, Portland animator Don Carlson will kill the president...by being reincarnated inside of him.

[Shyandquietguy]

Yeah.

[HickMan]

It also could be due to the fact that every Afghan smokes dank shit on the reg and therefore things T&E is hilarious.

[HickMan]

Hey Shyandquietguy, we never talk. How are you?

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm doin fine. In fact I'm just as flabbergasted as Rongi about the T&E being so popular. Then I read about the dank afganny nugs. :lol

You should introduce them to Mitch Hedburg

PS, No! How are YOU? ;)

[Rongi]

It also could be due to the fact that every Afghan smokes dank shit on the reg and therefore things T&E is hilarious.

This is too funny. T&E should do a USO show in Afghanistan

Also tbh when I used to smoke a lot of weed (I quit smokin herb a year and a half ago), I used to find T&E a lot funnier. I still think they're gr8, but the herb made it something transcendentally brilliant

[HickMan]

As much as I'd love to introduce them to such great comedy like Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks, I just think that will go over their head. They know the basics of English: Fuck, Shit, Damn etc...but they're more into the physical humor of things. They cracked up when Tim and Eric rubbed brownies all over each other, or when Eric rubbed balloons all up on his crotch and ass area, but didn't get the subtleties of the Innernette humor and skits like that where basic understanding of the English language would be helpful.

But yeah these guys know how to blaze. I don't partake, since I'm in the Army afterall, but I am very much looking forward towards my enlistment ending and moving to Austin TX where I shall squeegee my third eye.

[Zhukov]

Yeah and I'm not talking about the Afghans that speak English and are somewhat Americanized, I'm talking about the tribals who are avid believers in Pashtunwali. The Afghans that pretty much are convinced that we're just the Russian reinforcements.

These are the guys that watch Tim and Eric and laugh their asses off. They may not even get it, and it may just be due to politeness, but man is it a hoot.

That's awesome. I don't even like the show that much, but this is hilarious.

[k0k0]

Fuck T&E Awesome Show. I don't hate it, but don't like it because it's the reason why they stopped doing Tom Goes to the Mayor. And I like that show a hell of a lot more. Another show that is kind of a spin-off that I liked a lot more was "Check it out with Steve Brule". That show was probably 20 times better than tim and eric.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hickman, do they constantly watch Tom and Jerry? PS: I am sorry but I can't think of too many physical oriented humor here. :(

[Rongi]

I never really got into Tom Goes To The Mayor, the art direction always bugged me. It was too ugly looking. Also the general tone of the show just kind of bored me. I've only seen like 4 episodes though.

Check It Out With Steve Brule, I only saw one episode but I thought it was pretty funny

T&E has had some truly magnificent sketches, some of the best things I've seen. If you don't think Celery Man is some next level shit, I don't know what to tell you my man

[Rongi]

Hey Paul, I'm Tayne your latest dancer. And I cant wait to Enter-Tayne you.

[k0k0]

Yeah, but to see the 10 or so good sketches for tim and eric you also have to sit through 100 awful ones. All 7 episodes of Check it out were awesome though. Everything hit and there was no misses. And I've seen every episode of tom goes to the mayor and the more you see, the more it gets great. There are a few not so great episodes, but other than that, it's fantastic. Tim and Eric can go several episodes without making me really laugh at all though. I have seen every episode of T&E, Tom Goes to the Mayor, and Check it out. Check it out is really the best of all of them followed by mayor and then T&E.

[Shyandquietguy]

I oughta shank you with a pulwar koko.

[kahljorn]

hey guys that crazy desperate for attention suicide bomber rapist was talking to you

didnt you notice

[HickMan]

Hickman, do they constantly watch Tom and Jerry? PS: I am sorry but I can't think of too many physical oriented humor here. :(

Bro I highly doubt these fools out here even know what Tom and Jerry is. Seriously, some of these guys didn't even have running water in these tribes of theirs. It's like stepping into a time machine. But I came well-equipped with my laptop and an external hard drive so not only us coalition forces can enjoy western humor, but we can introduce it to our little brown friends.

[Pentegarn]

hey guys that crazy desperate for attention suicide bomber rapist was talking to you

didnt you notice

I was looking at entertaining things and must have missed it

[HickMan]

It should also be noted that no matter how remote these places are that I go to, all the locals seem to know who John Cena is. It's remarkable.

[Esuohlim]

I just saw k0k0's avatar on weather.com

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol I saw him on like cnn or something too once.

[Kitsa]

I now picture KoKo as an old man who is easily exasperated with things.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hickman, what is your company our platoon or whatever?

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm sure that's confidential information.

If he told us, he'd have to kill us all.

[k0k0]

Did you see it with the advertisement that went with it, or did you see it as someone's avatar. If you saw it as an avatar, those thieving bitches! If you saw it as an advertisment, I'm a thieving bitch!

[Pentegarn]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k0k0 again

[Esuohlim]

It was an ad for LOWERMYBILLS.com, the dude is rolling his eyes because he's tired of paying so much money!

In fact, it's probably the only ad I've seen of its kind with a normal looking person in it. Google image search "lowermybills"

[k0k0]

Finally. I've been wondering what advertisement it was for since I used a screen cap program and was concentrating more on capturing it before it changed to a different ad. I never really paid attention to the advertisement itself. Finally that annoyingness in the back of my head is solved. Thank you Milhouse backwards.

[Esuohlim]

YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME, K0K0 KHANEL

[Kitsa]

I saw one that was like 20 kokos in a row.

[HickMan]

Hickman, what is your company our platoon or whatever?

I'm part of 1/16 infantry out of Fort Riley, Kansas. Alls I can say is my unit's attached to some special ops guys and sometimes it totally kicks butt and other times it totally doesn't. And yes, now I have to kill the internet.

[k0k0]

A k0nga line of magestic old geezers?

[Esuohlim]

And yes, now I have to kill the internet.

:salute

[HickMan]

While making the James Quall face

Sup Milhouse?

[Esuohlim]

Not much man I'm unemployed and feeling pretty useless

Should I join the army and help you fight bad guys?

[Esuohlim]

I thought you had to be a member to download anything from Demonoid

'Cause I'm definitely downloading something anyway

[k0k0]

You can download a few things a week from demonoid before they stop you. You want a demonoid referral?