I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sethomas]

Spanish lesson for Pub:
"Penecabra", if it were a word, would mean "penis goat". The phrase "chupa cabra" is not a one-to-one for "goat sucker", but rather it means "It sucks goat".

[ElPila666]

Chupapene would hurt my feelings

[Pub Lover]

I did figure that out on my own, but I was playing reverse Language barrier with El Pila. ;)

Thanks Seth.

[liquidstatik]

Spanish lesson for Pub:
"Penecabra", if it were a word, would mean "penis goat". The phrase "chupa cabra" is not a one-to-one for "goat sucker", but rather it means "It sucks goat".



:lol

[ElPila666]

i love cuban english accent like the one of Al Pacino in the movie Scarface

[ElPila666]

And the way that Johnny Depp talk in movies where he is acting stoned

[Grislygus]

GRISLYGUS WHERE IS MINE

I DO NOT SEE MINE ANYWHERE WHERE IS IT

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Milhouse.png

[Pub Lover]

Oddly when Depp is doing a British accent it's like nails on a chalkboard for me. :(

[Esuohlim]

img

Awesome

[Pub Lover]

Gus, I really like your Esuohlim, but he was so upset he logged off facebook. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think it's something about you Messing with the 'do.

[Pub Lover]

He takes his hair seriously.

[liquidstatik]

pub your new obsession with fb creeps me out :x

[Grislygus]

He should get a full lustrous mane like me

[Esuohlim]

I know you hate me, but;

Kitsa posted:

I said they look inept. As in, if it is a fucktard at the helm, he's making them all look bad.

and then I posted:
http://www.trews.org/files/images/Chavez-Bush-Devil-2.jpg
USA USA USA

GW is a fucktard at the helm of the USA, sadly making us all look bad. He reports current events to us locally from a teleprompter, and we all know how well he does that job.
it was my only post on thread and hardly excessive.
the only thing worthless about the post was ol' GW himself. US news is local globally, and the president should have the newest news.

If I get an infraction point, it should be for something I earned, not for disagreeing with your views.
Thank you for your time, long live mockery

It's 3 in the morning and I don't have the patience to make sense of this right now, so instead of privately addressing this issue I'm instead posting it for all to see then ignoring it from here on out.

[Esuohlim]

Gus, I really like your Esuohlim, but he was so upset he logged off facebook. :eek

I logged off because I couldn't handle hearing any more of the truth :x

[Grislygus]

Man, I'm sorry that I wasted Kybo Ren's portrait already

[Pub Lover]

pub your new obsession with fb creeps me out :x

It was because Doopa friended me. I've now deleted her, so I doubt I'll mention it again.

[Pub Lover]

It's 3 in the morning and I don't have the patience to make sense of this right now, so instead of privately addressing this issue I'm instead posting it for all to see then ignoring it from here on out.

Was that a private message or a Report function thingy?

[Grislygus]

You rejected doopa?

You soulless bastard :(

[liquidstatik]

you should send me that folder ;>

[Pub Lover]

I logged off because I couldn't handle hearing any more of the truth :x

Yeah, I got real problems, sorry I burdened you, buddy. ;(

[Esuohlim]

Was that a private message or a Report function thingy?

Private message. It was all "I OBJECT" and "Let me go into specific detail why my retarded post didn't deserve the 1 infraction you gave it despite the fact that I should be grateful that you didn't give it 10 like you initially wanted to"

[Grislygus]

Psychological or real-world problems?

'Cause I'm visualizing some twistedly funny scenarios here


Pub541: So I sometimes see myself getting shot
Pub541: I'm not sure if I'm the one who wants to do it or someone else
Pub541: What do you think
Milhouse has logged off
Pub541: :(

[Pub Lover]

You rejected doopa?

You soulless bastard :(

I don't have the time to check her profile twice an hour, and apparently that is how I behave.

Also, while I do talk about her all the time, & she's winning the obsessive folder competition, I don't have anything in common with her.

Goddamn the stupid internet making me feel dirty. :(

[Esuohlim]

At least Doopa acknowledged you. :tear How could you treat her this way after all the effort she's put through. >:

If you were Rog I'd tell you to shape up but you're not so everything is actually 100% ok :]

[Pub Lover]

Psychological or real-world problems?


How are they not the same thing?


AND I NEVER PUT A NUMBER IN MY NAME! I AM A MAN DAMMIT!

[Esuohlim]

Also, while I do talk about her all the time, & she's winning the obsessive folder competition, I don't have anything in common with her.

The girl I had mentioned in our chat has everything in common with me so it could be so much worse >:

[Pub Lover]

At least Doopa acknowledged you. :tear How could you treat her this way after all the effort she's put through. >:

If you were Rog I'd tell you to shape up but you're not so everything is actually 100% ok :]

:lol

Oh man, gross times. :x

Serious Homo Problems...? :'(

[Pub Lover]

The girl I had mentioned in our chat has everything in common with me so it could be so much worse >:

Dude, you just outed yourself you creepy, creep. :lol

[Grislygus]

So how does the folder thing work, you guys just snatch up any pictures posted like squirrels diving for nuts

[Grislygus]

How long have you been doing that

[Pub Lover]

Pub541: So I sometimes see myself getting shot
Pub541: I'm not sure if I'm the one who wants to do it or someone else
Pub541: What do you think
Milhouse has logged off
Pub541: :(

I have had this conversation. :(

[Grislygus]

SO has one of my friends. :( With me :( :( :( :( :(


If you ever see a story about a seven foot ogre shooting up a Costco in Orange County, that's one of my high school buddies

[liquidstatik]

you should send me that folder ;>

;>

[liquidstatik]

http://photos16.flickr.com/20515514_8ef7f755ea.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Dude, you just outed yourself you creepy, creep. :lol

This is old news dude, ED #7 remember :x

[Pub Lover]

How long have you been doing that

Ever since it became evident that not everyone considers it important to save stuff like that.

There was a picture of Doopa wearing a cookie monster t-shirt & pouting that she posted around the time I first joined the board. It haunts me that I didn't save it.

[Esuohlim]

So how does the folder thing work, you guys just snatch up any pictures posted like squirrels diving for nuts

"You guys" meaning Pub Lover only

[Pub Lover]

Dammit Danny, I'm not giving you my Doopa Folder. :x

[Pub Lover]

This is old news dude, ED #7 remember :x

You & Rongi both?

[Grislygus]

I meant him and danny, not you.

[Pub Lover]

"You guys" meaning Pub Lover only

Yeah, I did consider addressing that. I'm pretty much the only Digital Packrat here. :(

[Grislygus]

Aw fuck, looks like the school might be cutting off the power momentarily

And I still have to stick around after they do



IF AH DON'T MAKE IT, TELL MAH WIFE TA GO FUCK HERSELF

[liquidstatik]

HOW ABOUT I FUCK HER INSTEAD

[Grislygus]

WILL YA KILL HER AFTERWARDS

[Pub Lover]

The girl I had mentioned in our chat has everything in common with me so it could be so much worse >:

By my sweet Lord Jesus, go ask her out you loser. >:

[Esuohlim]

Pub541: So I sometimes see myself getting shot
Pub541: I'm not sure if I'm the one who wants to do it or someone else
Pub541: What do you think
Milhouse has logged off
Pub541: :(

:lol

[liquidstatik]

g'nightt dudes, it's gettin late & the cosby shows not funny enough to keep me awake :<

[Zomboid]

SEE YALLLLLZ IN 20 DAYS. I gotta go to work now :(

[liquidstatik]

http://www.boomspeed.com/1631951/hugs05.jpg

[liquidstatik]

SORRY ZOMBOID I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU ANYMORE

[Zomboid]

GOOD. FGT

[Grislygus]

LATER DUDE

[Grislygus]

DUDES

[liquidstatik]

LATER DUDE

[Pub Lover]

Night everyone, it's way past my sleeping time. :(

[liquidstatik]

DUDES

[Grislygus]

KILL MAH WIFE FOR ME

[Esuohlim]

By my sweet Lord Jesus, go ask her out you loser. >:

THANKS INTERNET FOR YOUR FOOLPROOF ADVICE >:

I'm going to be gay as hell here for a second, but every time our eyes suddenly meet my stomach tries to lurch out through my esophagus. :(

And I see her all the goddamn time in the engineering building and it fucking sucks that I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it but this is what happens when you have zero self-esteem :tear

[/gay]

[liquidstatik]

I'VE ONLY EVER KILLED ONE PERSON AND SHE WAS DEFENSELESS BUT I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT BUD :D

[Esuohlim]

DUDE

[Zomboid]

:lol MILHOUSE

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE WELCOME ZOMBOID :(

[Pub Lover]

when you have zero self-esteem :tear

TOM, YOU ARE CUTE. LADIES WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. I'M NOT KIDDING.

I am not kidding in the least. There are very good arguments for some of the people here to have low self-esteem, you are not one. Knock it off!

[Zomboid]

:lol MILHOUSE EVEN SMART GIRLS ARE EASY TO TALK TO, BRAW! YOU JUST GOTTA GET DRUNK AND TALK ABOUT XBOX 360

[Pub Lover]

ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS KNOCK IT OFF FOR A SECOND, WE HAVE A CHANCE TO GET RID OF ESUOHLIM RIGHT HERE

[Esuohlim]

This is some legendary shit going on in this thread today

[Pub Lover]

Imma askin Chojin to ban you for your own good. >:

[Grislygus]

Hey, you bastards are still here >:

Ain't gonna git rid of me that easy

[Esuohlim]

HOLD ON GUS YOU'RE WITNESSING AN EARTH-SHATTERING MOMENT IN THE MAKING HERE

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

MILHOUSE DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF SAID GIRL?

[Grislygus]

THEN SHATTER THE EARTH AND ASK HER OUT, QUEER

[Grislygus]

SERIOIUSLY, CALL HER UP RIGHT NOW AND BREATHE ALL HEAVY AND ASK WHAT SHE'S WEARING, IT'LL WORK TRUST ME ON THIS ONE OKAY BUD

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PAGEBREAK-1.png

[Esuohlim]

MILHOUSE DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF SAID GIRL?

OH NO YOU DON'T >:

[Grislygus]

I am pretty god damned sure that we have briefly been over this before and that you posted a picture of her


In fact, I'm certain of it.

[Esuohlim]

It was the whole periodic table of elements shirt thing. I didn't post her face though I want to protect her identity from you jerks

[Grislygus]

So, you're too terrified to talk to her, but perfectly happy to snap pictures of her?

[Esuohlim]

It's from facebook :(

See how it all comes back to goddamn facebook >:

[Grislygus]

So have you spoken to her AT ALL?


I hate to tell you this, but my cousin just crushed the heart of a poor bastard who'd been doing the "adoring her from afar" shtick. He managed to summon up the nerve to write a love letter, and she crumpled it up and threw it in the trash in front of him :(


So, the moral of the story here is to always use proper spelling when writing love letters, if at all! It's best just to say hello!

[Grislygus]

Seriously, just ask if she'd like to go out for coffee or some shit

[Zomboid]

NO. BEER.

[Grislygus]

The good thing about coffee is that you can stop for it between classes. THEN go for the beer later

[Esuohlim]

The whole thing is moot anyway since I'm not at school until August now.

I STILL HAVE ONE YEAR LEFT TO WORK MY MAGIC BEFORE I NEVER SEE HER AGAIN AND REGRET MY INABILITY TO TAKE ACTION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

SHOULD BE A FUN RIDE

[Grislygus]

YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME

TALKED TO HER YET?

[Esuohlim]

NO

NO I HAVE NOT

AND I ONLY EVER SEE HER IN AN ENVIRONMENT THAT'S NOT CONDUCIVE TO MAKING CONVERSATION ANYWAY

IT'S A LOST CAUSE NO HOPE NO HOPE

[Grislygus]

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER INTERESTS ARE

[Esuohlim]

FACEBOOK, GUS, PAY ATTENTION

I had a class with her in my freshman year of college. This is how I learned her name. Since then I have not had any classes with her.

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE MEDIUM IN THE UNIVERSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS BTW

[Grislygus]

I MEAN, IF YOU HEAR HER TALKING ABOUT A SUBJECT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN, AND KNOW ABOUT, WE CAN ASSUME THAT YOU CAN GET IN THE CONVERSATION

[Grislygus]

Oh Jesus Christ, seriously?

[Grislygus]

Just mope around and listen to the Dire Straits' "Lady Writer" over and over for three days straight and get over it then, I guess

I JUST DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT UNBELIEVABLY OBSESSED WITH ANYONE

[Esuohlim]

See the problem here isn't not knowing how to talk to girls. I know damn well how to talk to girls. The problem here is developing crushes on unattainable girls I've never spoken with who may or may not know I exist, and the problem that really makes it worse is that she is perfectly attainable and I just don't know how to handle the situation whatsoever. And there's no doubt in my mind that we would hit it off if I actually did anything about it.

I've had other girlfriends but I've never had anybody make me feel the way I feel about her, and it makes me feel pathetic that I'm completely obsessed with someone I've never talked to.

[Zomboid]

HEY I DREW A PIC OF MILHOUSE TOO http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/standnitz.jpg

[Zomboid]

BTW THOMAS SANTINI I AM TEMPTED TO GO ON FACEBOOK AND FIND THIS GIRL AND SEND HER MESSAGES THAT TELL HER OF YOUR FEELINGS

[Grislygus]

Well, shit.





Come on, Super sleuth, what's she majoring in? Try to figure out what sequences she'll take next and get into them

[Grislygus]

fucking FINALLY never mind, I'm out of here, good luck with all of that then

[Esuohlim]

SIGH

[Esuohlim]

OK IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S TURN TO GAY THIS THREAD UP FOR A WHILE

ELPILA666, YOU'RE UP

[ElPila666]

Wake up milhouse let's chat

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/whoisresponsible.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

"what if I were to tell you I found someone naked on the internet"

[Sacks]

"What if I were to tell you I found you naked on the internet."

[MetalMilitia]

"according to my calculations you are this old" :lol :lol

[Sacks]

"According to my calculations, I'M naked on the internet!"

[MetalMilitia]

Fun fact #1: The caption that originally came with this image was as follows:

"Who is responsible for sanitary waste disposal for your business premises?"

[Asila]

That guy looks like he could handle it

[Pub Lover]

Internet dating could be responsible for an increase in the number of sexual assaults in Auckland over the past two months.
Kate Kean from the Sexual Abuse Help Foundation, says most of the attacks are carried out by people known to their victims or happen during first time dates after a period of internet dating.
She says women are led to believe the people they are talking to online are nice, because of conversations they have had in chatrooms and through emails. But she says the reality is that women do not really know their dates and are removing their usual defences and leaving themselves open to assault.
Ms Kean says while the internet is a great tool, people need to be aware there is a dark side to it.
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! :eek

[Tadao]

Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point? Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected to many?

[Pub Lover]

They should ban the internet! :eek

Because people being raped by someone they met at a bar only happens every week here. >:

[Pub Lover]

Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point?
I seem to remember you complaining when you got one.
Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected too many?

Not nearly enough sadly.

[Pub Lover]

Great tits cope well with warming (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm) - NSFW

[Asila]

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! :eek


The extremely callous side of me wants to say something like "sleeping with someone that you thought was nice, and then regretting it afterwards because he moved on is not tantamount to assault, regardless of the chat hours logged" but that would be mean.

[Pub Lover]

Couching your statement in those sophomoric mollifications doesn't mean those that you're speaking to misunderstood what you intended to say. And if it does, you'd be better served by simply lying.

[Asila]

I wasn't aware that I was attempting to remain purposely misunderstood, especially considering that I wasn't actually talking to anyone specifically, but I'll keep that in mind.

[Asila]

And how are you, anyway?

[Asila]

I'm a concerned party

[Pub Lover]

So you admit to using sophomoric mollifications? :lol

That sounds like an attribute of Toilet Roll. "Longer, Stronger and even more Sophomoric Mollifications! Give it to your puppy today!"

[Asila]

I'll admit to ignoring that because I didn't feel like looking it up to verify it's meaning.

And I don't know about things in NZ, but that sure as hell doesn't sound like you're describing toilet paper.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, your idiocy must be a result of a cultural clash.

[Pub Lover]

Perceived idiocy, I suppose. :blah

[Pub Lover]

That is what happened to Africa, right? We, the mighty Europeans, perceive you, via our cultural outlook, to be savages. Now sing us one of your ****** songs. Yeehaw!

[Pub Lover]

Oh wordfilter! Why you gotta be like that? I WAS BEING HILARIOUSLY RACIST! COME ON! :eek

[Pub Lover]

LET's SCANDALIZE SOME ASTERISKES! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[executioneer]

sophomoric mollifications sounds like an achewood fanfiction site

[Pub Lover]

The thing about an achewood fanfiction site is that Onstad would be the only guy to post there. Under fifteen separate accounts all with their own style & obsessions.

[Pub Lover]

GUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Tell you what, you'll get it some time tomorrow evening. Scout's honor.

Hey America, is it evening yet for any of you? :berniemac

[Grislygus]

Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera

[Pub Lover]

DOG PENIS

Peneperro! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera

:orgasm

[Chojin]

I AM FROM THE YEAR 2196 I HAVE COME TO COLLECT YOUR AWESOME DISC-BASED GAME SYSTEMS. IS PANASONIC YOUR LEADER?

[Chojin]

I AM SURFING THE NET.

[Shrubfest]

Ooh, shiny.

[Pub Lover]

don't ever say 'epic' again.
Was there an infraction involved in that? :kinky

Also, could you ban Esuohlim until he talks to that girl, else he'll become me or Willie & those positions are filled.

[Grislygus]

...And that's when Sacks and Grislygus teamed up and made the most enchanting story book ever created.

YEAH >: jerks :(

[Grislygus]

I mean jerk, singular, I think

I kinda just skimmed the whole thing

[Pub Lover]

I think you could do a very good job illustrating a book for children, Gus. Fat_Hippo can suck a choad.

[Grislygus]

I COULD DO AN AWESOME JOB

I even wrote an entire children's story when I was seven, gots me some credentials

[Pub Lover]

I'm not convinced it would put me into a state of some awe.

[Grislygus]

Y'see, it was called "Owl Toes", and this owl didn't know what toes were for so he asked the bats, and the bats said they were for hanging upside down so he started hanging upside down with the bats, and when Mister Cat came and ate all of the mean owls he couldn't get to the good owl and the bats because they were upside down, the end

[Grislygus]

Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom

[Pub Lover]

That is indeed a children's story. It has a moral and everything.

[Pub Lover]

Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom

Better than Goldilocks & the Three Cannibalistic Paedophile Hitlers.

[Grislygus]

She didn't like my zombie story either >:

[Grislygus]

"Too violent" my fucking ass, the only people who died were the zombies and I knew for a fact that they didn't count

[Pub Lover]

You can get arrested nowadays for setting zombies/vampire attack story at your school. :eek
What about self-inclusion fanfic?

Self-inclusion erotic fanfiction written by Mexican Paedophiles about Hitler, and posted on /b/
The title of which was:
Better than Goldilocks & the Three Cannibalistic Paedophile Hitlers.

It was set aboard the Enterprise. :x

[Grislygus]

What?! That's some goddamned bullshit right there

[Grislygus]

I mean, the story didn't explicitly describe the police department getting slaughtered, and they came back as good zombies later on anyway so I don't get what the big fucking problem was

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

Okay, I guess I can see why the fucking gay ass little Imagination Station acting troupe or whatever didn't want to act it out in the next assembly, but it did not deserve a C

[Pub Lover]

http://www.draw3d.com/studio2.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Hmm, sat in a friends house, and they've fallen asleep with a pillow balenced longways on their head....

Anyone got anything good to talk about?

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/phreakbeat.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Anyone got anything good to talk about?

I GOT A HAIRCUT :eeek

LOOKIN' SHARP AS HELL ON THIS END

[Pub Lover]

Anyone got anything good to talk about?
No. :(


Infact, never. :(

[Pub Lover]

I GOT A HAIRCUT :eeek

LOOKIN' SHARP AS HELL ON THIS END

Come on, give us a look. Be sure to do the Fonz thumbs up thing.

[ElPila666]

i've got shaved

[Esuohlim]

:eek

[WhiteRat]

I deleted my myspace account. Good riddance I say!

[Pub Lover]

I deleted my myspace account. Good riddance I say!

Awww, is that why you never approved my Friend Request? :tear

[WhiteRat]

I don't remember ever getting one from you.

[Fathom Zero]

What's the difference between black people and early disc-based gaming consoles?

[Pub Lover]

I don't remember ever getting one from you.

That might be because I'm not Max Burbank & I don't hound people night and day until they add me.

[Tadao]

What's the difference between black people and early disc-based gaming consoles?

How many weapons it can hold?

[Pub Lover]

What's the difference between black people and early disc-based gaming consoles?

I don't know, Jake. What is the difference between dark skinned people and obsolete technology?

[Fathom Zero]

There is no difference. They're both pieces of shit. :lol

[WhiteRat]

what the fuck dude? puppet bashing? lol

I really hope that butthead99 becomes a solid contributer to these here forums.

Raise your cups up for butthead99!

[Tadao]

Jake Busy put out a new website.

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/

[Fathom Zero]

NOOOOOOOOOOO0OOO

[Pub Lover]

Grave-robbers 'used skull as bong'

Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed that misdemeanour abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed, but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
Dude, I bet they were already high when they came up with that idea. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

Jake Busy put out a new website.

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/

NOOOOOOOOOOO0OOO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/JakeBusey.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Huh? Well shit, the old Mockeries section of the main site does have pop-unders.

Of course, I haven't looked at them for years, and as they still point to the .net forums, I doubt Old Rubberface Barr has either.

[ElPila666]

Dude, I bet they were already high when they came up with that idea. :hypno
http://www.tarmanta.com/tarmanta2007/noticias_t07/king_diamond_130507.jpg

I wonder if King Diamond has toking some weed in a skull

[Tadao]

I'd bet King Diamond is a business man just like Alice Cooper.

[Pub Lover]

Same as it ever was... :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.

[Pub Lover]

Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.

Like I read your posts. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.


Like I read your post where you did that. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.


Like I read your post & decided to listen to that song. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.


Like I listened to that song & was all "Yeah, I'll post that line." :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Because it was like that. :(

[Pub Lover]

Or even simply was that. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.

No. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.philkutnostudios.com/David_Burn_oil.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/talking_heads.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/talking_heads.gif

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/talking_heads.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/talking_heads.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/talking_heads.gif
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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

:(

[Pub Lover]

:( :( :(


:lol

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=75&dateline=1203052482&type=profile

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=75&dateline=1203052482

[Fathom Zero]

:\

[Misdemonar]

I'm here for you pub what's the problem?

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, that worked.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=279&dateline=1208915884

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=75&dateline=1203052482&type=profile

I can see the problem. It involves stupidity.

[Misdemonar]

hey man was trying to help don't get sauicy with me man i'll drop our relationship at the drop of a dime buddy

[Pub Lover]

I can see the problem. It involves stupidity.

My stupidity. >:

[Pub Lover]

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I agree, Fartin. It's just no good.

[Pub Lover]

I'm here for you pub what's the problem?

I lack anyway to kick myself so hard in the nads that I cut this shit out. >:

[Misdemonar]

haha nads

[Pub Lover]

hey man was trying to help don't get sauicy with me man i'll drop our relationship at the drop of a dime buddy

You do that, Pal. It'll be better in the long run. I'm a bad pill, don't try to swallow.

[Asila]

I lack anyway to kick myself so hard in the nads that I cut this shit out. >:

I promise I tried to figure out what this meant

[Pub Lover]

haha nads

http://bp1.blogger.com/_lf0AJVb5arY/RxEEO-hrXII/AAAAAAAAABc/p0PgHayZ4mM/s320/nads.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I promise I tried to figure out what this meant

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/1550507838_107ed11876.jpg
Though I'm pretty sure I can do this myself. >:

[Misdemonar]

is that aquaman's EXTREME new costume?

[liquidstatik]

::O

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, that worked.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=279&dateline=1208915884

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

is that aquaman's EXTREME new costume?

Yeah, Frank Castle is the new Aquaman.

[Pub Lover]

::O

:domo

[Misdemonar]

Yeah, Frank Castle is the new Aquaman.


I meant the one above that one :rolleyes

[Tadao]

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[Asila]

Were you able to find pictures involving nads being grabbed that quickly or do you keep them on hand just in case?

[Tadao]

cause they don't have google where Asila lives.

[Tadao]

I've been saying that too much people.

[Misdemonar]

pub knows everything about everyone, duh, that's how he stalks women in the dead of night and eats them when they're not looking

[Asila]

cause they don't have google where Asila lives.

That's why I specified 'that quickly' Tadao

[executioneer]

pub keeps his nads on hand just in case, i'm sure

[executioneer]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_lf0AJVb5arY/RxEEO-hrXII/AAAAAAAAABc/p0PgHayZ4mM/s320/nads.jpg

man doesn't that guy see the arrow, he's supposed to kick him in the FACE

[Misdemonar]

nah man, it's a, for aquaman, and everyone knows you kick that guy in the nuts

[Asila]

hahaha Aquaman the joke I have about him only makes sense to me :(

[executioneer]

why is aquaman wearing jeans, then

extra layers for groin protection?

[Misdemonar]

because jeans are HIP and COOL and he wants to ATRRACT YOUNG PEPOLE

[Asila]

Based on observational evidence

I'd say that sweats would work better

Haha, for both of those

[Pub Lover]

nah man, it's a, for aquaman, and everyone knows you kick that guy in the nuts

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I meant the one above that one :rolleyes

:domo

[Pub Lover]

http://www.omahabroomball.com/graphics/logo_nads.gif

Fo Sho, Bro. :hat

[Pub Lover]

Were you able to find pictures involving nads being grabbed that quickly or do you keep them on hand just in case?

I had a 119 second window there & those are both first page results.

[Pub Lover]

cause they don't have google where Asila lives.

Maybe opening a new tab & typing g take a long time for her.

[Pub Lover]

I've been saying that too much people.

Yes, you have. Cut it out.

[Pub Lover]

pub knows everything about everyone, duh, that's how he stalks women in the dead of night and eats them when they're not looking

>: :( & other such emotions.

[Asila]

Maybe opening a new tab & typing g take a long time for her.

Or maybe my internet just sucks that much

[Pub Lover]

That's why I specified 'that quickly' Tadao

Have you got a really slow computer? even opening another browser instance shouldn't take more than two minutes.

[Asila]

Though we've already learned that it takes me a long time to figure things out >:

[Pub Lover]

pub keeps his nads on hand just in case, i'm sure

It's more hands on nads... ACTUAQLLY IT'S NEITHER, MISTER GROSSMAN

[Asila]

Have you got a really slow computer? even opening another browser instance shouldn't take more than two minutes.


My computer isn't usually that slow, but since my wireless has been acting funny it can take a long time for things to load

Or time out

During tests.

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

man doesn't that guy see the arrow, he's supposed to kick him in the FACE

Aquaman only wears that shirt to fool people for that very reason. Aquaman's other skill is protecting his hair & by extension his head from all strikes and blows. Esuohlim studied under Aquaman for years.

[Pub Lover]

nah man, it's a, for aquaman, and everyone knows you kick that guy in the nuts

Yeah, but he likes it.

[Pub Lover]

hahaha Aquaman the joke I have about him only makes sense to me :(

If I was one for making actions on the internet, I would pat you on the head, but as I am not, you have to make do with me saying 'Well Done.'

Well Done.

[Pub Lover]

why is aquaman wearing jeans, then

extra layers for groin protection?

He's on the way to the local store. He's also wearing shoes.

[Pub Lover]

because jeans are HIP and COOL and he wants to ATRRACT YOUNG PEPOLE

And he gets them. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

because jeans are HIP and COOL and he wants to ATRRACT YOUNG PEPOLE

And he gets them. :liquidstatik

[Pub Lover]

Based on observational evidence

I'd say that sweats would work better

Haha, for both of those

I misread that as sweets & thought you were responding to something I only just said. :x

[Pub Lover]

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