View Full Version : I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:23 AM
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Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:24 AM
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Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:24 AM
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Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:25 AM
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Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:25 AM
R
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:25 AM
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Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:26 AM
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GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:26 AM
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Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:26 AM
V
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:27 AM
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Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:27 AM
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GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:27 AM
Y
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:28 AM
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GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:28 AM
NOW I KNOW MY ABCs
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:29 AM
B
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:29 AM
A
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:29 AM
15
BINGO
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:30 AM
Follow the rules. >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:31 AM
Lemmysomemoney (02:24:41): Hey Jimmy, wanna have a post fight with the alphabet?
Jimicide (02:24:48): How so
Lemmysomemoney (02:25:48): I post 'A', & then you post 'B' & then I post 'C'... etc. but if we get out of sequence we have to start again, but you start with 'A'...
Jimicide (02:26:05): How would we got out of sequence?
Jimicide (02:26:09): If Sajuuk posts?
Lemmysomemoney (02:26:27): yeah, or one of us posts again too quickly.
Jimicide (02:27:08): ok go
Lemmysomemoney (02:31:56): I just figured out that this game needs at least three people to play. :(
Jimicide (02:32:02): omg fuck you
Lemmysomemoney (02:32:45): yeah. :(
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:33 AM
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GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:33 AM
I don't follow anyones rules, thats why I am such a fox with the women.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:36 AM
And why you're a switch hitter.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:37 AM
http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/agi_b1517bfb4aa9b84258423a852a45f4b0.gif
WHAM
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:37 AM
:tear
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:38 AM
EVEN OLD NEW YORK WAS ONCE NEW AMSTERDAM
WHY THEY CHANGED IT I CAN'T SAY
PEOPLE JUST LIKED IT BETTER THAT WAY
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:39 AM
YOU KNOW I DONT SPEAK SPANISH!
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:40 AM
INSTABUL WAS ONE CONSTANTINOPLE
NOW ITS ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANIOPLE
WHY DID CONSTANIOPLE GET THE WORKS?
THATS NOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THE TURKS
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:40 AM
lol look what i found on random image :(
http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/jixbeee.gif
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:42 AM
SO TAKE ME TO CONSTANIOPLE
NO YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO CONSTANIOPLE
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME GONE CONSTANIOPLE
WHY DID CONSTANIOPLE GET THE WORKS
THATS NOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THE TURRRKKKKS
ISTANBUL!
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:42 AM
once it works :rolleyes
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:42 AM
Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether your soar away sun or BBC 1
Disinformation is a weapon of mass destruction
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction
My dad came into my room holding his hat
I knew he was leaving,
he sat on my bed told me some facts, son.
I have a duty, calling on me
You and your sister be brave my little soldier
And don't forget all I told ya
Your the mister of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya momma a kiss
Then I had to say goodbye
In the morning I woke momma with a kiss on each eyelid,
Even though I'm only a kid
Certain things can't be hid
Momma grabbed me
Held me like I was made of gold
But left her in the story untold
I said, momma it will be al right
When daddy comes home, tonight
Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether your soar away sun or BBC 1
Disinformation is a weapon of mass destruction
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether Halliburton or Enron or anyone
Greed is a weapon of mass destruction
We need to find courage, overcome
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
My story stops here, lets be clear
This scenario is happening everywhere
And you ain't going to nirvana or favana
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
With even more drama than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been
waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to sleep
The people overseas are just like we
Mad leadership, amigos, unfettered and free
They feed one the people they're supposed to lead
I don't need it
We need to pray away
For the lord to make it all straight
Its only now we do it right
Cos I don't want my daddy, leaving home tonight
Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether your soar away sun or BBC 1
Disinformation is a weapon of mass destruction
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether Halliburton or Enron or anyone
Greed is a weapon of mass destruction
We need to find courage, overcome
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:42 AM
Hey, that's MINE
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:43 AM
My song was better, pub.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:44 AM
it was
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:44 AM
Secret: Crunch is Back, and in a big way.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:45 AM
You're a fag, Gadzooks. >:
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:45 AM
gadzooks is INVOLVED
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:45 AM
Jimmicide (02:33:17): im watching porn so im distracted :(
Jimmicide (02:34:31): what a fag
Lemmysomemoney (02:34:43): fag porn?
Jimmicide (02:34:50): no, gadooks
Lemmysomemoney (02:35:42): yeah
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:46 AM
I have a hard time liking gadzooks, but I try :(
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:47 AM
My song was better, pub.
You only say that because you're a racist.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:47 AM
I like pubs song BETTER now. >:
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:47 AM
Your all racist cause i have a ****** on my avatar.
You fucking racist bastards.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:48 AM
Jimmicide (02:33:17): im watching porn so im distracted :(
Jimmicide (02:34:31): what a fag
Lemmysomemoney (02:34:43): fag porn?
Jimmicide (02:34:50): no, gadooks
Lemmysomemoney (02:35:42): yeah
That Jim Duncan is such a card. :lol
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:49 AM
Your all racist cause i have a ****** on my avatar.
You fucking racist bastards.
You like it when them minstrels dance, don't you, Racist. >:
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:50 AM
ISTANBUL ISTANBUL
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:51 AM
Your all racist cause i have a ****** on my avatar.
You fucking racist bastards.
Ha, i'm getting you banned for that.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:53 AM
If Rog hadn't threatened to ban me for PMing him so much, I'd report you too, Gadzooks. >:
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:53 AM
oh im really going to miss this place.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:54 AM
Haha i'll show that too.
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:54 AM
:boohoo
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:55 AM
You're an arsehole, Gadzooks. >:
Fuck off already. >:
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:56 AM
Uh oh, this is the big one guys :rolleyes
I'll be banned forever ever
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:57 AM
gadzooks did you really think we liked you? :rolleyes
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:57 AM
if there was a racist remark that i can use for new zealanders, i would say it 52 times.
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:58 AM
Oh I hope not, i hated both of you with a passion of the christ.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:58 AM
Alright, now we wait and see what happens. :D
Adolf Hitler
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:59 AM
STOP FIGHTING BEFORE I MAKE YOU STOP. >:
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:59 AM
HEY ADOLF :rolleyes
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:00 AM
Now I know why rongi thinks your such a fucking tool, matt.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:01 AM
You won't be here much longer anyways, crybaby.
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:03 AM
:wah
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:05 AM
Oh yeah, everyone loved Rongi, he was so great. >:
Rongi was and is a jerk, & his absence is a Godsend.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:06 AM
AMEN
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:07 AM
HEY ANYBODY SEE GADZOOKS'S BIBLE THREAD? IT'S A RIOT
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:08 AM
Matt, your a Administator's Pet.
Thank god you didn't waste your time reading that thread either.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:17 AM
Matt, your a Administator's Pet.
Hey, why the fuck ain't I one of those then? :(
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:20 AM
YOu have to tattle on someone, tell rog pickles taste better in the dark.,
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:21 AM
Haha, I never thought gadzooks would crack. Mister funny pants who cant be serious for his life all worried about being banned.
EXCUSE ME GUYS, I NEED TO HAND IN MY DAILY REPORT OF I-MOCKERY RULE OFFENDERS
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:23 AM
EDIT
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:24 AM
Yeah I'm biting my nails.
Oh if i ever shall never get to speak to you again.
If rog bans me, oh nos, I'm not sorry that I offended him.
****** ****** ******.
Adolf asked me nicely to change it.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:29 AM
YOu have to tattle on someone, tell rog that he has a hottie lesbo wife.
I told Rog about this thread, he threatened to ban me again, & then changed the threads title. :(
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:30 AM
get rid of that quote, pub
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:33 AM
:rolleyes
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:34 AM
oh well, he planning on getting banned today, and so should I :)
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:37 AM
Geese, all the fun is spoilt when our petty fights expose things that really matter. :(
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:40 AM
WAAAAHHHH
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:41 AM
Im geting, the boot, I don't understand why your unhappy. >:
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:47 AM
I'm awake now
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:48 AM
Rhytim Is A Dancer
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:48 AM
SHUT UP
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:50 AM
I can agree with hart on that.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:52 AM
Im geting, the boot, I don't understand why you're unhappy. >:
We're not being serious, silly. :love
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:59 AM
OH SHIT, I FELT LIKE POSTING AGAIN :rolleyes
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:59 AM
I'm still being banned right, right?
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:03 AM
You can't get banned for anything in this thread.
In that Alicia Keys thread, I really wanted to put "All them N******'s look the same to me!" but I'm not racist, & I can tell the differance. :(
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:11 AM
Well I wasn't joking, and you can get banned according to a conversation i'm having.
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:15 AM
OMG.. WORLD OF WARCRAFT BETA TESTING!
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:16 AM
Im watching a video of world of warcraft. It has all the characters dancing :O
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:17 AM
You can't get banned for anything in this thread.
In that Alicia Keys thread, I really wanted to put "All them N******'s look the same to me!" but I'm not racist, & I can tell the differance. :(
******S >:
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:19 AM
SORRY LIQUID BUT UR GOIN ON THE REPORT
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:31 AM
SING ISTANBUL AGAIN, GADZOOKS. SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:32 AM
...you can get banned according to a conversation i'm having.
Who you talking to? :eek
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:37 AM
>:
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:44 AM
http://paintedover.com/uploads/5/sipedrman.jpg
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:52 AM
Spiderman porn. :x
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:56 AM
http://paintedover.com/uploads/5/funaha.jpg
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:13 PM
While I laughed, I now realise I don't get the joke. :(
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:26 PM
He banned yet?
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:31 PM
I was worried I was banned a few minutes ago when the page didn't load. :x
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:34 PM
I wish you guys wouldn't fight so much. :tear
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:37 PM
In one single moment your whole life can turn 'round
I stand there for a minute starin’ straight into the ground
Lookin’ to the left slightly, then lookin’ back down
World feels like it’s caved in – proper sorry frown
Please let me show you where we could only just be, for us
I can change and I can grow or we could adjust
The wicked thing about us is we always have trust
We can even have an open relationship, if you must
I look at her she stares almost straight back at me
But her eyes glaze over like she’s lookin’ straight through me
Then her eyes must have closed for what seems an eternity
When they open up she’s lookin’ down at her feet
Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now
It’s over
So then I move my hand up from down by my side
It's shakin’, my life is crashin’ before my eyes
Turn the palm of my hand up to face the skies
Touch the bottom of her chin and let out a sigh
‘Cause I can’t imagine my life without you and me
There’s things I can’t imagine doin’, things I can’t imagine seein’
It weren't supposed to be easy, surely
Please, please, I beg you please
She brings her hands up towards where my hands rested
She wraps her fingers round mine with the softness she’s blessed with
She peels away my fingers, looks at me and then gestures
By pushin’ my hand away to my chest, from hers
Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now
It’s over
And I’m just standin’ there, I can’t say a word
‘Cause everythin’s just gone
I’ve got nothin’
Absolutely nothin’
Tryin’ to pull her close out of bare desperation
Put my arms around her tryin’ to change what she’s sayin’
Pull my head level with hers so she might engage in
Look into her eyes to make her listen again
I’m not gonna fuckin’, just fuckin’ leave it all now
‘Cause you said it'd be forever and that was your vow
And you’re gonna let our things simply crash and fall down
You’re well out of order now, this is well out of town
She pulls away, my arms are tightly clamped round her waist
Gently pushes me back and she looks at me straight
Turns around so she’s now got her back to my face
Takes one step forward, looks back, and then walks away
Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now
It’s over
I know in the past I’ve found it hard to say
Tellin’ you things, but not tellin’ straight
But the more I pull on your hand and say
The more you pull away
Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:38 PM
New Page. :rolleyes
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:41 PM
I needed to see if the robot Gadzooks had any emotions, I didn't expect him to be so pathetic about it. :rolleyes
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:44 PM
It's really easy to make fat people cry. ;)
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:50 PM
:( lol
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:54 PM
Fags cry easily too, but fat fags (such as chojin) are really hard whales to beach.
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:54 PM
EVERYTIME I POST IT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. >:
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:54 PM
:3
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:56 PM
That's because I'm a crazy over poster in this thread, Sam. :(
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:56 PM
AWSOME :D
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:58 PM
Thank you. :)
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 12:59 PM
I need to start posting more BECAUSE I MISS ALL OF THE FUN BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. :(
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:01 PM
Plus I've far exceeded your postcount, in only a few short weeks. :x
You should read back, I've been really funny. :(
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:02 PM
Wait... that's a lie. :lol
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:03 PM
:lol ZING!
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:05 PM
R O FL L :LOL :lo :lol :ll :lol
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:07 PM
:ROFLMAO :ROFLS :LMAOS :PENIS
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:07 PM
Wait... that's a lie. :lol
Sometimes words hurt. :(
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:08 PM
:PENIS
:cocklove
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:08 PM
:ROFLMAO :ROFLS :LMAOS :PENIS
I might have to report you for that.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:08 PM
:PENIS
:cocklove
Sometimes cocks hurt. :orgasm
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:09 PM
:PENIS
:cocklove
I might have to report you for that.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:10 PM
:ROFLMAO :ROFLS :LMAOS :PENIS
I might have to report you for that.
Since when is being queertastic a crime? >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:13 PM
Step up, I'm possibly in the top three fags of I-Mock, & I'm definatly in the top ten. >:
& by fag, I mean dress wearing, cock sucking, bitchboy. >:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:15 PM
Pub, you are in my top five. ;)
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:18 PM
:3
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:19 PM
Hey Sajuuk. >:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:20 PM
FUCKING SAJUUK. >:
UN-AWSOME >:
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:21 PM
AWESOME :D
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:21 PM
>:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:22 PM
Pub, you are in my top five. ;)
Hey baby, much thanks. :orgasm
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:22 PM
>:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:23 PM
>:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:23 PM
>:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:23 PM
>:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:23 PM
>:
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:25 PM
Much love :)
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:25 PM
>:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:27 PM
:rolleyes
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:28 PM
:orgasm
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:28 PM
;)
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:29 PM
:/
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:31 PM
;)
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:33 PM
:3
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:35 PM
>:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:36 PM
>:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:36 PM
>:
Sam
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:36 PM
Sajuuk lost. :)
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:37 PM
:bow
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:39 PM
POST SHOCK >:
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:49 PM
SHUTUP
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:55 PM
I don't get how you still have less than half a G in posts, Sajuuk. :confused
You post all the fucking time. >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:56 PM
I'm gonna post crap now, just to get to my 2G. >:
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:57 PM
:3
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:57 PM
Lamer
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:58 PM
I bet you know what you wanted. I bet I have what you wanted.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:58 PM
http://www.unterzuber.com/hallie.jpg
I was an innocent little girl.
Matt Harty
Jul 13th, 2004, 01:59 PM
oh a story :o
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:00 PM
http://people.ucsc.edu/~kabaker/me2.jpg
Then I was corrupted by the sucking of my first cock...
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:02 PM
http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/comics/superheroes/xmen.gif
Ever since I have fantazised sucking every man's cock I see.
I wonder if Wolverine has a blade that shoots out his cock... that would be a great way to die, with a metal spike through the back of my head as he shoots his load...
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:04 PM
http://www.weird.org/gallery/Halloween/julia1sm.jpg
See, I'm all ready for it... Oh Hugh Jackman, I want your cock...
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:08 PM
http://www.links.net/daze/01/06/pix/sucker.lg.jpg
This guy is getting his cocked sucked by me.
(on a side note, I was dissapointed to note that only porn was returned for a search of 'cock sucker')
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:11 PM
http://www.ldfashions.com/sucker.jpg
I was going to caption this with something about cocksucking
practise, but the idea is less appealing now that I just shot my
load accross the desk. :/
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:13 PM
http://www.uni-stuttgart.de/zv/dezernat6/multimedia/images/gross.jpg
Not really guys, that would be gross. :x
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:15 PM
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2002-10-24/news_story2-1.jpg
Anyway, I'm now an old lady, that still loves the cock. :orgasm
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:16 PM
The End.
OMG, this is my 1983rd post, I was born in 1983, OMG, OMG! :eek
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:18 PM
http://www.countdown.org/end/pix/warwick1.jpg
This is Professor Kevin Warwick.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:19 PM
http://www.henleycol.ac.uk/henleycollege/courses/science/images/KEVIN.jpg
I hate Professor Kevin Warwick. >:
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:21 PM
:3
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:23 PM
http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mag/2002/11/03/images/2002110300040401.jpg
Professor Kevin Warwick talks alot of bollocks about his field of 'knowledge'. >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:24 PM
http://www.th.physik.uni-frankfurt.de/~jr/gif/phys/hawking2.jpg
This is Professor Stephen Hawking.
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:25 PM
:lol
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:26 PM
QUIT POSTING
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:26 PM
http://www.qtm.net/~geibdan/hawking2.jpg
I hate Professor Steven Hawking. >:
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:26 PM
>:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:27 PM
QUIT POSTING
FUCK OFF! >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:28 PM
http://www.10ac.com/images/HAWKING_STEVEN.jpgProfessor Steven Hawking talks alot of bollocks about his field of 'knowledge'. >:
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:30 PM
:aok HOLY SHIT I DID MISS A LOT! WHEN DID THAT BECOME AN EMOTICON???
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:31 PM
http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/images/brownle2.jpg
This is Professor Donald Brownlee.
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:32 PM
http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/2000/012800/nF3.BJ.Life.jpg
I like Professor Donald Brownlee. :)
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:35 PM
http://www.the-scientist.com/yr1995/may/may_art/A950529_ne_04.gif
Professor Donald Brownlee knows his shit, & while Professor Donald Brownlee doesn't look it, Professor Donald Brownlee is very cool. >:
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:35 PM
1992 posts :o they're doing I Love 1992 today...CONSPIRACY :eek
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:36 PM
damn 1993 posts >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:37 PM
If Professor Donald Brownlee was here, he would tell you to Shut The Fuck Up! >:
That is how cool Professor Donald Brownlee is. >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:39 PM
If Professor Kevin Warwick or Professor Steven Hawking were here, I would donkey punch them in the face till they cried. >:
That is how much I hate Professor Kevin Warwick and Professor Steven Hawking. >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:40 PM
I wish I was a Professor. :(
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:41 PM
I would be the type of Professor that I hate. >:
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:42 PM
NothInG Good EveR comes from you :<
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:43 PM
If I was a Professor, I would talk total bollocks about my so called field of 'knowledge'. :lol
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:44 PM
NothInG Good EveR comes from you :<
SHUT UP & FUCK OFF! >:
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:45 PM
I'm sorry :( Hug
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:46 PM
If I was a Professor right now, I would donkey punch myself in the face till I cried. >:
That is how much I would love to be a Professor. :(
HOLY JESUS, I HAVE MADE IT TO 2000 POSTS! I ROCK THE POSTCOUNT FIGHT THREAD! >:
Pub Lover
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:48 PM
I'm sorry :( Hug
You've been away. No one here missed you. >:
HickMan
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:49 PM
I HEAR-TALK THAT I MISSED THREE DAYS OF PURE BLISS >:
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 02:51 PM
bow pow
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 04:39 PM
PUB, CAN YOU POSSIBLY RAISE YOUR POST COUNT ABOVE MINE IN A MATTER OF DAYS? I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT HERE, YOU KNOW?
Big McLargehuge
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:30 PM
Lets talk about me :(
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:35 PM
CHANGE YOUR AVATAR AND MAYBE WE WILL
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:39 PM
What's wrong with that horses leg?
Big McLargehuge
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:41 PM
It's stepping on a flower just to show it who is boss, cause it is a badass pegasus >:
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:45 PM
MUSICAL GUEST: LAMBCHOP!
Big McLargehuge
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:46 PM
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS :(
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:47 PM
Actually the song just ended, turns out lambchop is a sad old man with a poor man's orchestra :(
Big McLargehuge
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:51 PM
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:51 PM
LOOSE YOUR SOUL TO THE KINGS OF ROCK AND ROLL.
Big McLargehuge
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:55 PM
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 05:57 PM
EVERY GAL IN CONSTANTINOPLE
LIVES IN ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
SO IF YOU'VE A DATE IN CONSTANTINOPLE
SHE'LL BE WAITING IN INSTANBUL
Big McLargehuge
Jul 13th, 2004, 06:00 PM
singing is dumb
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 06:06 PM
EVERY GAL IN CONSTANTINOPLE
LIVES IN ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
SO IF YOU'VE A DATE IN CONSTANTINOPLE
SHE'LL BE WAITING IN INSTANBUL
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why yhey changed it I CAN'T SAY
People just liked it better that WAY!
Jixby Phillips
Jul 13th, 2004, 06:41 PM
whenever i try to sing macarthur park i end up singing the weird al parody :(
Jixby Phillips
Jul 13th, 2004, 06:42 PM
macarthur park is frightning in the dark
all the dinosaurs are running wiiiiiiiild :lol
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 07:38 PM
I've only ever heard Pretty Fly For a White Guy once, and I kept singing the stuff about the Jews. :(
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 08:11 PM
>:
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 08:14 PM
FUCKDAMNIT, SAJUUK >:
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:09 PM
hahaha weird al rules the cats barfed ono my bad hair day case and i had to throw it awayyyy :(
ps rip weird als parents :(
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:09 PM
oiops i forgot to put that ps in a separate post what kind of post count fight psot was THAT :lol
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:10 PM
whoops i mean mad libs threa d :lol
Emu
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:11 PM
look at Big McLargehuge's avatar and listen to "White Room" by Cream at the same time :hypno
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:11 PM
whoops i mean murder thread :eek
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:12 PM
look at mine and listen to kashmir by led zepeplin :rolleyes
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:13 PM
I'm gonna do that now :D
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:16 PM
omg its blowing my miiiind :hypno
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:16 PM
haha i think that was trhe first time i've uised that emoticon :x
or maybe the second
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:18 PM
haha watching avatars while listening to songs RULES
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:25 PM
Watch mine with the wreck of edmund fitzgerald.
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:25 PM
name change
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 09:34 PM
lol im watching it with i whupped batman's ass instead :hat
Sajuuk
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:00 PM
:)
sadie
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:14 PM
i don't get this thread at all. :(
executioneer
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:22 PM
I get it though :eek
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM
YEH I KNOW :rolleyes
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:40 PM
NINJAVENOM!
oh, liquidstatik :oops
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:47 PM
OMFG YER RIGHT
I FORGOT HE HAD THIS FIRST :(
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 10:48 PM
this means your best buds with CHAINSAW SMASH!
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:02 PM
I AM BEST BUDS WITH CHAINSAW :D
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:05 PM
DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME OR DOES THAT SAY LIQUID STATIK
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:06 PM
YEH I GOT IT CHANGED BACK CAUSE I LIEK IT SO STFU K >:
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Your giving rog a run for his money with your nameo changeo dealy.
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:10 PM
what? :/
i guess i didnt notice..
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:12 PM
WELL SOMEONE HAS TO CHANGE IT >:
NAMES DON COME OFF TREES
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:14 PM
NO I MEAN I DIDNT NOTICE THAT ROG CHANGED HIS NAME >:
****** BISCUIT >:>:
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:16 PM
More like burnt biscuts/
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:19 PM
HEY MILHOUSE GO TO THE HAIKU THREAD :(
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:21 PM
uhhh...OK
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:21 PM
I've never changed my user title.
BUT WHEN I DO IT'S GOING TO BE "TRAB PU KCIP!" BECAUSE IT MAKES SENSE WITH MY USER NAME ON MANY LEVELS :eek
LIKE, TWO LEVELS, I GUESS :(
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:22 PM
lol :(
Esuohlim
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:23 PM
ALSO, LIQUID, WHO DO YOU KEEP ASKING TO CHANGE YOUR TITLE BECAUSE THEY MUST BE VERY NICE AND PATIENT AND ALL. THIS IS LIKE YOUR EIGHTH TITLE RIGHT?
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:23 PM
StupadDago: I'll be back in a minute
robuttocks: K :-(
StupadDago: shower time :D
robuttocks: :X
GADZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:24 PM
Wiat, how did you dickmasters get titles.
liquidstatik
Jul 13th, 2004, 11:24 PM
:lol MILHOUSE
I TALK TO MEW ON AIM A LOT :( HE'S THE ONE THAT CHANGES IT FOR ME
OH AND ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? >:
:(
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