I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Lenor]

someone keeps calling my cell and hangin up.. wts .. :(

[FartinMowler]

Six years Rongi still can't afford a camera...Hi everybody I'm John and I'm a teacher/cartoonist :lol

[guitar man]

fartin begins to rub his shrivled nutsack all over rognis face

rogni bites it playfullys

[xbxDaniel]

There's this cat on my windowsill that just keeps staring at me. I like hit the window and everything, but it won't move for anything. Creepy-ass cat.

[Lenor]

yeah this is disturbingingly becoming some gay sex cyber hump...

makes ya wonder..

[xbxDaniel]

It's pretty warm up here for December, I didn't even need a coat or anything. I want some snow.

[Grislygus]

There's a cat next door that keeps sneaking into my room and hiding under the bed, until our cat finds it and runs it off. It's my opinion that all cats are psychotic.

[guitar man]

grislygus sticks his old man penis into the cat, the cat mowling painfully

"hey get your dick out of that cat you sick fuck"

pub starts puking all over julies now corpse like figure

[Grislygus]

It's been raining for three days straight here. I'm worried that it'll keep up when my friends visit next week, and we won't be able to go trap shooting.

[guitar man]

r u fuckin gay or not

[Lenor]

ohhh no.. you wont be able to shoot traps .. sorry to hear that! .. maybe its bouts time to get a new hobby ??

[guitar man]

his hobby is corn holing kittens he's a sick one

[Grislygus]

Is it physically possible for you vermin to shut your collective trap?


So, anyway, anyone into sculpture?

[Pub Lover]

Fartin has Grislygus pressed against the table.

He begs Fartin to let him go. He says he doesn't want to do this.

Fartin forces Grislygus's head around so they can look into each others eyes.

They hold the stare for a few seconds, and then Fartin says "I can see you want it, little man."

Pulling down his elasticated waistband, Fartin takes his small penis in hand and says "Guitar man, I'll open him up, & you can go next."

Looking up, the tip of Rongi's penis still in his mouth, GM giggles a child like murmer of glee, and Rongi convulses again with a small moan of appreciation.

[guitar man]

is sculpting some other word for having sex with felines

[GADZOOKS]

Allright shutup guys

HankWilliamsJr: do you get Heathcliff?
Lemmysomemoney: The cat that lives in a junkyard. Yeah.
HankWilliamsJr: I hate that cat
HankWilliamsJr: lives filthy
HankWilliamsJr: and he talks filthy too
Lemmysomemoney: I confuse him with Garfield. Wearing a hat doesn't make them that different.
HankWilliamsJr: i dont think neither them wears a hat, tom
Lemmysomemoney: Then I must be thinking of something else. :-(
HankWilliamsJr: felix maybe?
HankWilliamsJr: who carries a bag of shit
Lemmysomemoney: Too many cartton cats.
HankWilliamsJr: yeah but can you named 3 cartoon dogs
Lemmysomemoney: not really
HankWilliamsJr: i can name Scoopy Doo, Droopy Dog, and Marmaduke
HankWilliamsJr: but heres the thing
HankWilliamsJr: i cant name 3 cartoon dogs that arent complete retards
Lemmysomemoney: True
HankWilliamsJr: snoopy maybe
HankWilliamsJr: because he can fly a plane
HankWilliamsJr: and write on the behalf of a dying Charles Shultz

[guitar man]

gadzooks enters the room in a manly man thong, rubbing his sweet sweet man package to a full state of erotic erection

[Lenor]

I need some liquor..

then again I might find this shit funny!

[xbxDaniel]

My "greek vase" I made in ceramics looked like shit. I can't glaze for anything.

[Lenor]

haha.. dan your 'glazeing' is shit? you sound like my grandma.. hahaha

[Grislygus]

Man, you think your vase looked like shit... hang on, I'm taking a picture of my latest piece.

[Grislygus]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5185/img0378jj2.th.jpg (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0378jj2.jpg)

This horrible thing is the result of when someone like me is forced to make a "free form" sculpture.

[Lenor]

actually thats kinda neat looking..

[guitar man]

it is looking like it came out of his anus

[Pub Lover]

Scene 2: Gay sex in a pottery class.

[Lenor]

yeah but usually all great art now-a-days looks like someone shit or puked on it and hung it in a gallery for people to look at and buy for 3grand

[FartinMowler]

it does look like someone had eggs for lunch

[guitar man]

fartin begins to rub grislygus shoulders as he spins some clay around

grislygus breathing begins to get heavy as a bulge starts to arrise from the crotch of his pegleg levis

[FartinMowler]

not finished yet I see :/

[Lenor]

Hey.. maybe we can put aside the gay romance novel for a little while and talk about something not so gay....??

[Pub Lover]

I think you don't understand where you are. This is what we do everyday.

[guitar man]

homo me timbers butt baby

[Lenor]

so aparently half the people here are pediphiles an the other half virgin 12 year olds.... uhhh ...

[xbxDaniel]

Dude, I so ate too much for dinner.

[Pub Lover]

What the hell, Lenor?

We're all consenting adults!

Right guys? ;(

[Pub Lover]

Who wasn't a virgin at 12? :(

[xbxDaniel]

more like who was? :(

[Pub Lover]

Sex wasn't invented until I was 13, and that was just rumours of what happens.

[xbxDaniel]

I am sooooo bored.

[Pub Lover]

Writing Gay fiction is fun. Do that.

[Rongi]

i think my favorite primus song is john the fisherman

[xbxDaniel]

Making nonfiction is more fun! :x

[Pub Lover]

No.

[xbxDaniel]

I can't post a pic of my greek vase because I shattered it in the driveway. It wasn't a loss.

[guitar man]

les claypool wrote my name is mud after he was pounded in the ass

[Lenor]

primus fuckin rocks!


A good friend of myn has dimebag darrels autograph.. its hot!

[Rongi]

more liek primus sucks

even though no one says that anymore

and claypool gets mad when you say that at his concerts :(

[Lenor]

Ive pretty much been a fan of primus for a very long time..

Hell.. it pisses me off that HEAD from KoRn left on some religious bullshit expierment an its def not the same! But ill always rock to their shit...

Music is my life..

[xbxDaniel]

Lenor, I definitely think all this homoerotic posting would've been avoided if you hadn't posted in this thread.

[xbxDaniel]

Title change.
I-Mockery Chat Room (guys this isnt a gay chatline come on)

[Lenor]

Dan: wow.. your just fuckin super.. thanx for accusing me of turning a thread into some gay field pride parade..

[Lenor]

Dan: wow.. your just fuckin super.. thanx for accusing me of turning a thread into some gay field pride parade..

[xbxDaniel]

I started reading another David Sedaris book, but I just can't get into it. It's really boring in some parts.

[xbxDaniel]

Wow, you take things way too personal for a message board.

[Lenor]

wow.. aparently your a hypocrite ...

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (guys this isnt a gay chatline come on)

[xbxDaniel]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[Lenor]

whats with the coke shit?

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems2.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I started reading another David Sedaris book, but I just can't get into it. It's really boring in some parts.

WHICH ONE???

[xbxDaniel]

Naked.

[xbxDaniel]

Maybe it's just me. :/

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/williechatline.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I put all of Sedaris' books on my xmas list and I needed know which one was sub-par

He doesn't talk about being gay all the time does he >:

[executioneer]

lol

[xbxDaniel]

As far as I've read, he does bring it up every so often.

The other one I read, Me Talk Pretty One Day, is pretty good. Some parts are really slow, second to last chapter was a pain to get through. Overall pretty great though.

[Esuohlim]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7590/hmoxx5.jpg

[Lenor]

anyone want to write the rest of the 6 pages I need for my paper?

[Esuohlim]

I've got my own finals shit to worry about, toots

[Lenor]

hey .. long time..

[Dire Flamingo]

When we saw David Sedaris in San Francisco, and he was hillarious. One of the best parts was this lady who's husband he and his brother were buying pot from, who called their black remote "The ******". He signed my copy of Me Talk Pretty One Day. :D

edit: censor = STANDARDS AND PRACTICES. :o

[liquidstatik]

http://s32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/th_1.jpg
i h8 her :[

[Esuohlim]

It'll be great when she leaves again, she posts like she's in an AOL chatroom.

[liquidstatik]

It's annoying as f*ck ;/

[Terra]

It'll be great when she leaves again, she posts like she's in an AOL chatroom.

only a fucknuts like you with a hawt g/f and a life would know that wouldn't you?

[Lenor]

aww.. Your both FUCKIN SUPER!! Reality time: last time I posted on this board was years ago! .. So to the kid I dont know.. shut up .. thanx..

and to the still ever so cocky Fuck .. So glad to know you missed me! Obviously you never forget me..

[Esuohlim]

And she keeps making old board references like she's a legend, and does the whole "You must not be able to resist me!" thing as a defense mechanism that people may recognize from posters such as Lotida perhaps?

[liquidstatik]

She'll leave soon, I hope ;o
Until then, I need a cigarette :D

[liquidstatik]

btw, do any of you still play MAME32K? ;<

i've been wantin to play, but haven't found anyone to play with ;x

[Zomboid]

It'll be great when she leaves again, she posts like she's in an AOL chatroom.

only a fucknuts like you with a hawt g/f and a life would know that wouldn't you?

I hate when people say hawt or HAT in that context. I get very angry whenever someone says something like "she is facking HAT" >:

[Shifty]

And she keeps making old board references like she's a legend, and does the whole "You must not be able to resist me!" thing as a defense mechanism that people may recognize from posters such as Lotida perhaps?



Shes hot...shes got that.

[Zomboid]

Don't think I've ever seen a picture but I hear BAD THINGS :O

[Lenor]

Sorry sweetie.. but it takes alot more to push me away... I dont just leave for no reason ... and yeah I am a legend.. jixby made a fuckin song just for me! hahahhaa..


Although, Its a little intriguing why someone that seems to want me gone and hates me so much, keeps on bringing me up on their own.. I would think if you were really bothered by someone you would ignore them?

[draw a sidewalk]

ugh

[Shifty]

Don't think I've ever seen a picture but I hear BAD THINGS :O


i just figured her AVI is her, but if isnt then im probally wrong.

[Esuohlim]

I do remember a "SHUT THE FUCK UP LENOR" sound clip though. I think that was from Jixby too but I can't remember.

Can someone find this sound clip and post it 1000 times. thanx.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/ihatelenor/

[noob3]

now for milhouse to get his next 1k posts by posting it 1000 times lol go for it dude!! :lol

[HickMan]

I like emril!

[Lenor]

jixby: honestly dude.. you still have that after all these years?

And yes my avi is my picture...

chojin can tell ya.. since ive actualy met him... haha

[Yggdrasill]

Hey Lenor want to come over to my house and study?

[Lenor]

Sure thing, let me just drop everything here in Ny, and run on over to idaho!

[Yggdrasill]

1st lesson: spelling and grammar

2nd lesson: suicide

[Lenor]

Yeah, that sure does sound super. Too bad for you, im not the suicidal type, and find anyone who atempts someone to commit suicide over the internet, seriously fucking creepy!

[MetalMilitia]

Juttin did that once but then it turned out he was just testing us or something. I fairly sure we failed.

[Yggdrasill]

Commit suicide over the internet? Is that a download?

[Lenor]

Ha.. the ironic thing is, while in class right now, the focus topic is on the vast popularity of 13-17 year olds being convinced to commit suicide by their internet 'friends' they talk to or know, on a regular basis. Based on numerous different atributes to each case.

Its quite popular with the emo kids!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Like the Myspace pose?

[Lenor]

Sure.. except im not emo ...

[Yggdrasill]

you're seriously in school right now, :lol

[Lenor]

Sure is in one of my college classes.. Syracuse University biotch.. Jelouse?

[Yggdrasill]

If you could get in, than no

[Lenor]

wow.. that was surprisingly extremly dumb... actually coming from you.. lame witless comments are your specialty..

[liquidstatik]

you're pretty good at being annoying ;o

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well, he could always talk about your tits

[deuce]

My dad was born in Syracuse, so I doubt anything good could ever come from there.

[kahljorn]

"If you could get in, than no"

that made me laugh unnecessarily hard for some reason :(

[FartinMowler]

me too and I havn't been drinking for a while :/ Did you get a job yet Kaljorn? We have temp services that I use in the winter.

[kahljorn]

I don't really like temp services that much. I decided to get a job at this pizza store that just opened accross the street that way I can just walk to work. He wrote ok all over my paper but he wasn't very talkative.

[FartinMowler]

I delivered Pizza for a short time and it was ok. I could make a pizza and take it home anytime I wanted.

[kahljorn]

I just want a job i can sit around and do practical work while I attend school instead of dealing with crazy people or cleaning up after ghetto people. Even if those jobs pay better.

I probably won't do pizza delivery though :O it's like a pizza/bar. I'm really hoping I'll get discounts on the beer and pizza and that, like most pizza places around here, they will have amber boch on draft :(

[MarioRPG]

Pizza Delivery would make me sad that my house is ugly.

[Pub Lover]

the doors they use in star trek are made out of vaginas

[Chojin]

Man, that ygg is quick and deadly like a NINJA :o

[Rongi]

the doors they use in star trek are made out of vaginas

i dont know why, but that made me lol somethin fierce

and is it me or is 'Jessica' that happiest song ever?

[xbxDaniel]

How's everybody doing?

[kahljorn]

:lol thanks guys i laughed when i wrote that :(

the word vagina is a very funny word.

[Archduke Tips]

My dad was born in Syracuse, so I doubt anything good could ever come from there.

Why do you hate your father?

[MarioRPG]

lol 4 that vagina word.

[Pub Lover]

I walked for four hours in the snow, mostly down Wonderland just to go to Brett's fucking lame-ass girlfriend's house and back.
MarioRPG, please stop your Canadian friend from making references to your super-secret Canadian social lifes. :)

Or I'll ban you both. >:

[MarioRPG]

Friend in the loosest sense Pub. I'm sure you have many aquaintences of the same sort.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/williechatline.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Friend in the loosest sense Pub. I'm sure you have many aquaintences of the same sort.
No, because I banned them.

[MarioRPG]

Can you go ahead and ban him? It is christmas after all. :)

[Pub Lover]

You expect me to abuse my powers? :eek

[MarioRPG]

I had such high hopes. :( Sorry sir :( :( :(

[Pub Lover]

Keep that in mind. >:

Now carry on. ;)

[liquidstatik]

http://news.degrassi.ca/aimg/93.jpg
mmmmm

[MetalMilitia]

Liquidstatic is a sexpervert. >:

[Sam]

Danny Tatom, you are the best thing to happen to this thread since my 2 page flippy avatar attack.

[Pub Lover]

Liquidstatic is a sexpervert. >:
Oh & you're not? :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

Pshh >:

[liquidstatik]

Liquidstatic is a sexpervert. >:

oh you be quiet ;]

[Sam]

THE FINAL UPDATE?!!?!
An article by Esuohlim
August 17, 2006

No.

But hell, none of my regular writers are really sending me anything anymore. And what a time too, guys, as I'm about to be the busiest that I've been in months. Fuckers.

So here's what will happen. An update every few days maybe? Twice a week? I'm not sure at this point, but I have absolutely no time to worry about keeping it updated daily anymore. I sure as hell am not stopping, since I payed $9.47 for a year and I want to get my money's worth.

I'll try to tie up some loose ends, like finishing the Nintendo articles, and completing the remaining 58 Zappa album reviews (), but it'll take more time now. Also, I'll ensure that whenever I update again it won't be Top Ten List Faggot filler shit or anything. He'll have to earn another article on here. Him and Pub Lover (who I can imagine laughing at this point )

So by all means, keep checking back every day. Hell, I might update tomorrow. I'm usually all talk anyway.

:lol

[liquidstatik]

THE FINAL UPDATE?!!?!
An article by Esuohlim
August 17, 2006

No.

But hell, none of my regular writers are really sending me anything anymore. And what a time too, guys, as I'm about to be the busiest that I've been in months. Fuckers.

So here's what will happen. An update every few days maybe? Twice a week? I'm not sure at this point, but I have absolutely no time to worry about keeping it updated daily anymore. I sure as hell am not stopping, since I payed $9.47 for a year and I want to get my money's worth.

I'll try to tie up some loose ends, like finishing the Nintendo articles, and completing the remaining 58 Zappa album reviews (), but it'll take more time now. Also, I'll ensure that whenever I update again it won't be Top Ten List Faggot filler shit or anything. He'll have to earn another article on here. Him and Pub Lover (who I can imagine laughing at this point )

So by all means, keep checking back every day. Hell, I might update tomorrow. I'm usually all talk anyway.

:lol

[Esuohlim]

I still have a new article from Pub I got from like four months ago :lol

[Esuohlim]

maybe the problem is u..

This is so far the apex Lenor's dynamite I-Mockery Message Board comeback :eek

[Esuohlim]

Pub do you mind stalking her until she gets creeped out and never comes back? :(

I made a post in her Mock Wars thread pretty much asking if anything I post won't make her think I'm hitting on her and she wrote "No" >:

[liquidstatik]

c'mon pub

[liquidstatik]

take one for the team ;D

[Lenor]

sorry .. me and pub allready have our own game of cheesy fight time started! ANd at least its interesting..

:puke

[Esuohlim]

haha you mispelled dementia. I bet you're a real all-star at your college.

This is funnier than anything I could come up with about her misspelling dementia. :(

[Esuohlim]

I have a final tomorrow morning and instead of studying like a nerd I'm posting on internet forums :smokin

[Esuohlim]

It's a class about Europe but instead we learned about Mexican empires and African slaves. >:

[Lenor]

:love :love :love

[Esuohlim]

They went into great detail about rapes on the ships that were transporting the slaves so I hope that'll be on the test :hat

That and arms were ripped off in sugar mills. :x

[Esuohlim]

http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Grodin_Charles.jpg

[Lenor]

Europeon lit?

[Esuohlim]

No it's an Arts and Humanities class that's a FUCKING UNIVERSITY REQUIREMENT even though I'm all about equations and hyperbolic cosines (:picklehat) and it's titled "Europe and the U.S." even though nothing we talked about had anything to do with either region it's like the professor was like fuck this shit I'm going to talk about an entirely different continent grrrrrrr you can read all about it in my http://www.livejournal.com

[Lenor]

LInk= only, livejounal.com main page.

umm.. "university requirement" ?? Dont scare me with useless classes I had No idea im Supposed to take! School/ Year?

[Esuohlim]

University requirement means only for the university I'm attending and not for every university in the entire world, ok

[liquidstatik]

im thirsty as f*ck, brb guys >_<

[Lenor]

Well certain things are required to obtain your grad, masters, phd .. in all majors ... example: psych 101, english 102 (or whatever the basic english class is called in the school), along with basic math...


Just making sure I wasnt forgetting a pre-req befor I skip off into 4th year..

:love :love

[liquidstatik]

BACK :D

[Lenor]

thanx for the play by play! :rave


:love :love

[Esuohlim]

I don't know how it's like anywhere else but we have university requirements which are what everyone has to do and then there's college requirements which are what everyone in their major has to do.

Also I can get a great grade if I don't get lower than 18% on this test so fuck it hey liquidstatik what did you just drink??

[Lenor]

your my new hero

[liquidstatik]

oh man i got a big cold glass of dr. pepper

i dont even like dr. pepper really, but its all we had
and im so thirsty, i dont really care what it is :X

[Esuohlim]

Are you kidding me Dr. Pepper is the best >:

[liquidstatik]

I don't like any kind of "brown" cola :X

[Zomboid]

I like pepsi but don't like coke :o

[liquidstatik]

i really like orange soda, and grape soda :O

and big red :O

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/ghotic_16.gif

[Zomboid]

Orange is the best there is. C'Plus orange is better than orange crush :D

[liquidstatik]

I don't think i've tried it ;O

i also kinda like vault and sprite, too

[Lenor]

:puke

[Esuohlim]

I like Dr. Pepper, root beer, and cream soda and that's it really :/

[Esuohlim]

I was almost 100% sure that Vault was just Surge with a different name but I think Willie proved me wrong. :(

[Lenor]

I was almost 100% sure that Vault was just Surge with a different name but I think Willie proved me wrong. :(


vault is surge ...

[Esuohlim]

I couldn't find where I talked about Surge but according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vault_%28soft_drink%29 Vault just has many of the same ingredients as Surge but it's not exactly Surge :/

(Where's an ignore feature when you need one? jesus >:)

[liquidstatik]

I was almost 100% sure that Vault was just Surge with a different name but I think Willie proved me wrong. :(

I heard it was, also :O


and yeah, while i dont like rootbear, i loooove cream soda! :D
oh and those blue coconut slushes from sonic are greaaat

[liquidstatik]

http://www.goldstardrinks.com/photos/slush5.jpg

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/random/1799166_m.jpg

[liquidstatik]

guys, this forums is dead! :X

[Zomboid]

I agree.

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/random/savemyday.jpg

This thread is not meant to die.. So coperate!

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, my grandfather just died. :lol

Sup with you guys? :eek

[liquidstatik]

:lol

why's that funny? ;<

[Pub Lover]

Because my second thought upon hearing the news was "I'm going to tell the internet!" :eek

:lol

[Pub Lover]

I wish it was my first reaction. :(

I've got a long way to go. :lol

[liquidstatik]

what was your first? ;<

[Lenor]

pub: sorry ..

:love :love :love :love :love

[Pub Lover]

what was your first? ;<
Oh emotions & stuff, really. :/

Then *WHAM* a coping mechanism kicks in. Those things are super useful, you know?

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (guys this is a gay chatline come on)

[Lenor]

MR.danny likes to cyber hump XD

[Pub Lover]

THE FINAL UPDATE?!!?!
An article by Esuohlim
August 17, 2006

No.

But hell, none of my regular writers are really sending me anything anymore. And what a time too, guys, as I'm about to be the busiest that I've been in months. Fuckers.

So here's what will happen. An update every few days maybe? Twice a week? I'm not sure at this point, but I have absolutely no time to worry about keeping it updated daily anymore. I sure as hell am not stopping, since I payed $9.47 for a year and I want to get my money's worth.

I'll try to tie up some loose ends, like finishing the Nintendo articles, and completing the remaining 58 Zappa album reviews (), but it'll take more time now. Also, I'll ensure that whenever I update again it won't be Top Ten List Faggot filler shit or anything. He'll have to earn another article on here. Him and Pub Lover (who I can imagine laughing at this point )

So by all means, keep checking back every day. Hell, I might update tomorrow. I'm usually all talk anyway.

:lol

[Pub Lover]

MR.danny likes to cyber hump XD
OF COURSE! IT'S WAY BETTER THAN REAL HUMPING, BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING IT WITH A ROBOT! :eek

[Lenor]

shhhh...dont tell him that, hes in denial!

[Pub Lover]

Pub do you mind stalking her until she gets creeped out and never comes back? :(
The thing is, Esuohlim, she'll like it, & after GW I'm not so quick on the internet girlfriend thing. :(

Unless she can prove she has a big cock this time. :orgasm

[MarioRPG]

Still waiting on those album reviews Esu.

[Pub Lover]

I don't like any kind of "brown" cola :X
:lol :noob3

[Lenor]

Pub do you mind stalking her until she gets creeped out and never comes back? :(
The thing is, Esuohlim, she'll like it, & after GW I'm not so quick on the internet girlfriend thing. :(

Unless she can prove she has a big cock this time. :orgasm

And the chance of that is NONE.

Try again later!

[Pub Lover]

Sure thing, Sweetie! ;)

[Pub Lover]

:rave
That emoticon hasn't been used so much in years.

RIP Anti-Rave Wars. ;(

[Lenor]

:love SUPER!

haha, joking

wanna cause some mayham?

[MetalMilitia]

I just spent ages looking for a ham themed callender on google/images and there arn't any >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/lenor.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You act like you're the most original person on this board, and yet every post you make on this message board is somehow about you. Not very original. I think it points out some secret insecurities that you constantly have to be in the spotlight. You like people talking about you because your parents and friends didn't pay enough attention to you as a child and you have some social or psychological characteristic that makes you feel alienated from "normal" social situations. To make up for this you constantly throw yourself into the spot light. I'm sure this works over well in normal social situations in which that is pretty much the norm. Like at bars. But people who goto bars are insecure and desperate for sex. You are like every other person I've ever met in my life.
You are unspectacular, and yet with every ounce of your being you strive to be spectacular.

[Pub Lover]

MAYHAM! :eek

[Pub Lover]

MAYHAM! :eek

[executioneer]

APRIL ham >:

[Pub Lover]

Lamb > Ham


Why can't the whole pig be bacon? :(

[MetalMilitia]

Because then we wouldn't have sausages and hams.

[Pub Lover]

Duck Sausages > Pig Sausages


And ham is ick.

If only bacon wasn't so tasty I'd do away with Pigs altogether.

Maybe trotters. :x

[kahljorn]

lol at april ham :(
i seriously have a lame sense of humor

[Lenor]

Why are you all talkin about ham? thats a little odd.

[Pub Lover]

:meat

[Zomboid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/lenor.jpg

I don't think we needed a close up of that face :/

[Pub Lover]

I was going to shrink it down, but then I decided I wasn't going to post it at all. ;(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/lenor.jpg
Which reminds me...


Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible. :x

[Pub Lover]

Noob3 says I crossed the line with my cheesy fight time with Lenor.

I am sorry if I've upset you, Lenor. :(

[guitar man]

in america we pay for doctors so i will die very slowly

[Pub Lover]

watch out for my penis :(
*PICTURE OF KAHLJORN IN A DRESS*

[Pub Lover]

This is why I never used to delete stuff. :(

[executioneer]

Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible. :x

try scoring the skin in a checkerboard pattern and barbecuing it over charcoal or on a gas grill

although i've never tried that with a full-size ham, so you may need to cook it really slow

[noob3]

take the ham & put it on 2 slices of sara lee whole wheat white it looks like white bread but it's whole wheat

add cheese

& mustard

it should be 1 delicious sandwich, get back to me!

[executioneer]

barbecued ham is even better in a sandwich yo

for serious

[Pub Lover]

I'll try & remember that when I stop being vegan & I've run out of bacon. :)

[noob3]

hey anything barbequed taste good anyways

like the cheapest, gnarliest of hot dog weeniers some how become the best food in the world when charcoaled :)

[executioneer]

amen dude

[Pub Lover]

Noob3: ur a vegean :(
Pub Lover: Yeah, crazy I know.
Noob3: ALL I EAT IS MEAT
Pub Lover: Yeah. Meat is cool. But I just hate animals too much for me to know that I'm justifying their existance.
Noob3: u justify thier existance by thinking about how cute they are
Pub Lover: I don't eat cute animals.
Pub Lover: Puppies, kitties, small apes... Not in my belly, buddy!
Noob3: cows
Noob3: cows are cute
Pub Lover: Cows are not cute. I have worked with cows. Cows are big, stinky, slimy & mean.
Noob3: maybe because you artifically inseminating them :lol
Pub Lover: That too. But even without that they are not cute. They poop on themselves & you have to clean it up. They get sick & vomit all over you & you have to clean it up. They get scared and trample your friends & your friends have to spend a month in hospital & you have to clean up all the blood. If I wanted that sort of thing, I'd get married & have stink babies.
Noob3: eww
Noob3: it makes me want a steak
Pub Lover: Yeah, steak is good. But not good enough. I want to kill all the cows. One super big barbecue & then no more stupid cows.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/williechatlineis.jpg

[kahljorn]

you had a picture of me in a dress saved on your computer? >:

[Pub Lover]

I used to. :(

Then I decided having all that sort of thing saved was horrible.

It was having a picture of Seven Force's penis that made me stop the habit.

[guitar man]

WHAT

[kahljorn]

I don't even remember posting pictures of me in dresses on this site. :( i remember horrible makeup pictures but that's about it.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe you didn't. ;(


:eek

[Pub Lover]

:lol @ This Thread. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11042)

[kahljorn]

guys in dresses look hilarious :(

[liquidstatik]

i look good in a dress ;x

[Lenor]

Xxch33s3whizxx: you hold on to what you belive and dont let anyone influence you.

Xxch33s3whizxx: from what ive seen.. yet who knows..

Xxch33s3whizxx: you could be a 50 year old psycho.

Kahljorn: i dont know, heh

Kahljorn: I have to go though :O nice talking to you

Kahljorn: im not really that great of a person

[kahljorn]

what can i say i dont like flattery

ps im always polite don't draw too much from it.

[Noodles]

guys in dresses look hilarious :(

Not when they try look tough---> http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2984308

[Chojin]

badgers spoons monkeys cheese pie o_O;;

[sadie]

what can i say i dont like flattery

ps im always polite don't draw too much from it.
hrm. didn't i used to know you? :O

[kahljorn]

that was when i wanted to be a girl; girl's are supposed to like flattery according to the 1998 american concensus.

lol pub i didn't realize how whacky i used to be that's crazy it's even whackier than I am now. you know i got like five dollars out of that thread.

[Rongi]

are you seriously sterile?

[liquidstatik]

im so fuckin sleepy ;<

[Noodles]

Im one of those people who during some nights stay up very
late and im not tired then there are days when im SOOOOO sleepy I want to go to sleep...yet I refuse to!

[Pub Lover]

You're on very thin ice, Mister Noodles.

[BlueOatmeal]

I passed all my classes!!!

Its not Dean's List material but I did pass and in the end thats all that matters.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Congratulations!

[WhiteRat]

I'm going to Iraq!

[Pub Lover]

Well shit, they must have got my letter. :D

[Noodles]

I'm going to Iraq!

What out for those car bombs, school shootings,and terrorist arracks every 2 minuits.

[Pub Lover]

He's in the Military, he doesn't get a choice. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/madcatpet.gif

[noob3]

so what do you guys think

[Noodles]

About...?

[Yggdrasill]

Noodles, I don't think A Jhonen Vasquez character can live very long around here.