I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) [Archive] - Page 64

Esuohlim

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:21 AM

EXCERPT FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND (this one's weird the words are all out of order)

Soon her "weiner" fell on a delicious glass butthole that was lying under the penis: she opened it and found in it a very faggy fox, on which the words "Pounce Me" were beautifully marked in vixens. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can cock the wing; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can jump under the cat; so either way I'll get into the cliff, and I don't care which happens!"

She ate a little bit, and said slowly to herself, "Which tongue? Which tongue?," holding her nostril on the top of her leg to feel which way it was spooning, and she was quite mopey to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and pee-stained for life to go on in the runny way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the fox.

The beginning was funny :(

executioneer

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:23 AM

request title change to "delicious glass butthole" plz mods

xbxDaniel

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:35 AM

Sorry for fucking up your mad-libs.

Esuohlim

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:40 AM

Quit with the Pub Lover-esque self-esteem would ya? >:

xbxDaniel

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:41 AM

I'm not trying to imitate Pub for chrissake.

Esuohlim

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:45 AM

If it's any consolation I have no beefs with you xbx I made it clear that you were cool in my book when you PMed me a Chrono Trigger ROM a while back :(

xbxDaniel

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:47 AM

Thanks. You're alright too.

xbxDaniel

Mar 27th, 2006, 12:51 AM

In total there are 8 users online :: 3 Registered, 1 Hidden and 4 Guests

Somebody doesn't want us to know that they're there.

Terra

Mar 27th, 2006, 09:51 AM

I read in the new rules that people who used their hidden status were going to be called out by the admin. Unless they are the admin.

Rez

Mar 27th, 2006, 04:01 PM

like they have the time for that :rolleyes

xbxDaniel

Mar 27th, 2006, 04:24 PM

I guess the Last Poster Wins thread revival is taking up all of Pub's time now.

MarioRPG

Mar 27th, 2006, 04:33 PM

I'm sure we'll see a return of Pub far too soon.

Big McLargehuge

Mar 27th, 2006, 07:01 PM

i wish i had a cool pink dancing avatar :(

Terra

Mar 27th, 2006, 11:40 PM

A pink one.

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/terraflip1.gif

BlueOatmeal

Mar 28th, 2006, 12:21 AM

Anybody played that new Dreamcast game "Under Defeat"? That shit is HOT!

executioneer

Mar 28th, 2006, 12:55 AM

YAY TITLE CHANGE :eek

xbxDaniel

Mar 28th, 2006, 03:43 PM

I had a dreamcast once.

Marc Summers

Mar 28th, 2006, 03:49 PM

I still have mine and I still play SA2 and Power Stone 2 even though they freeze up oh goddamn I wish that didn't happen >:

The Retro Kat

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:02 PM

I don't have a gaming system...I feel like a fag...I use my roommate's xbox and ps2, though.

Girl Drink Drunk

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:18 PM

A pink one.

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/terraflip1.gif
For some reason that picture frightens me, and reminds me of that visor Joe Bonham wore over his horribly disfigured face in the film adaption of Johnny Got His Gun.

Terra

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:46 PM

It scares me too but MLE spent a half hour on it and I like the pink and she did a great job! >:

Girl Drink Drunk

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:51 PM

Hey I'm not saying that it sucks or something. I just thought it looked disturbing, in a cool way, but mostly scary.

MarioRPG

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:55 PM

Hey, pox is an artist for the Alphabet Of Manliness? Way to inform me
http://alphabetofmanliness.com/?u=artists

Terra

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:56 PM

Well you had better watch yourself mister! Or else MLE and the man of the house will do even more awesomely perverted things to my image.

Terra

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:56 PM

My response was to sniper

Girl Drink Drunk

Mar 28th, 2006, 04:58 PM

Kinky. I don't want any trouble.lol

King Hadas

Mar 28th, 2006, 07:32 PM

It scares me too but MLE spent a half hour on it and I like the pink and she did a great job! >:
Then why haven't you made it your avatar yet?

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:00 AM

A mad lib:

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. A First Name
4. Past Tense Verb
5. A First Name
6. Adjective
7. Adjective
8. Plural Noun
9. Large Animal
10. Small Animal
11. A Girl's Name
12. Adjective
13. Plural Noun
14. Adjective
15. Plural Noun
16. Number 1-50
17. Number
18. Number

Seven Force

Mar 29th, 2006, 12:56 PM

Hey I'm not saying that it sucks or something. I just thought it looked disturbing, in a cool way, but mostly scary.

I'm saying it sucks.

Fathom Zero

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:43 PM

1.Spunky
2.Goldenrod
3.Roberto
4.Barfed
5.Nikki
6.Pretentious
7.Conservative
8.Knives
9.Blue Whale
10.Ferret
11.Candy
12.Spiritual
13.Chains
14.Adventurous
15.Skittles
16.25
17.16
18.4

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:53 PM

Anybody going to help this guy out with the Mad Lib?

Fathom Zero

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:58 PM

Dammit, I'm trying.

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 10:58 PM

It's all good.

Fathom Zero

Mar 29th, 2006, 11:00 PM

Done. Lemme see what monstrosity I've created.

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 11:04 PM

I can't guarantee anything but here it is:

The spunky and goldenrod Roberto has barfed Nikki's pretentious sister and plans to steal her conservative knives! What are a blue whale and backpacking ferret to do? Before you can help Candy, you'll have to collect the spiritual chains and adventurous skittles that open up the 25 worlds connected to Roberto's Lair. There are 16 chains and 4 skittles in the game.

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 11:20 PM

God I suck at mad libs.

camacazio

Mar 29th, 2006, 11:55 PM

Sup?

xbxDaniel

Mar 29th, 2006, 11:56 PM

Not much. Just listening to some music.

Fathom Zero

Mar 30th, 2006, 08:36 AM

Whoa... Cool Madlib...
I shall take my Adventurous Skittles and be off.

Esuohlim

Mar 30th, 2006, 03:38 PM

I just watched an episode of Salute Your Shorts on YouTube and...

...it was kinda lame :( :( :( It was more of a nostalgia rush than anything, but man. :( At least I appreciate Pete and Pete more than I used to.

Brandon

Mar 30th, 2006, 03:58 PM

Hey dudes, let's talk about stuff!

Esuohlim

Mar 30th, 2006, 04:03 PM

BRANDON YOU WILL STAY PUT THIS TIME >:

AND HI WHAT'S NEW DUDE?!

Brandon

Mar 30th, 2006, 04:11 PM

I'll be hanging around for awhile.

Please don't tell me that Terra got popular while I was gone.

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 04:19 PM

Shut up.

And no "Terra" didn't suddenly get popular around here. There's a whole bunch of new people that don't quite grasp what a prick I am. >:

Either that or they don't give a shit.

Esuohlim

Mar 30th, 2006, 04:26 PM

Please don't tell me that Terra got popular while I was gone.

If there was an "Ignore" feature on the board she'd be the first on my list.

Emu

Mar 30th, 2006, 04:34 PM

Holy shit Brandon :eek

ziggytrix

Mar 30th, 2006, 07:02 PM

Did Brandon have another user name at some point? Cuz the avatar and title are familiar, but nothing else is ringing a bell.

Chojin

Mar 30th, 2006, 07:03 PM

ArtificialBrandon

ziggytrix

Mar 30th, 2006, 07:08 PM

oh right. that helps a bit.

Seven Force

Mar 30th, 2006, 09:58 PM

Now you all misunderstood what I said.

When I said "all ******s are faggots", what I meant to say was "all faggots are ******s"!

It's completely different. >:

ArrowX

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:01 PM

OMG I liked Brandon.

Seven Force

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:07 PM

CLEARLY, the administrators and moderators like to twist and garble and misconstrue things that the more "unpopular" members of this board will say. For example, if I were to say, oh, hypothetically, "I like dicks", someone could turn around and tell other people that "I cure cancer of the dick, and I like my profession" which is totally untrue.

Seven Force

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:11 PM

You might not think this isn't so bad in itself, but now i'll have people coming to me on the Internet (not literally of course, but electronically VIA email) that they have penile cancer and would like for me to treat it. I'd have to politely decline and in turn the cancer patients will have wasted up to 2 minutes of their precious life that they could've used searching for reliable treatment.

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:15 PM

I never heard of anybody losing their life because their dick fell off. :)

Seven Force

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:16 PM

And is there anything being done about it? No, sadly it isn't, and Chojin the self-proclaimed queen tyrant, reigns unchecked. He's taking our freedoms and undermining the very standards that our founders set many many boards ago. Basic rights being smashed to bytes by the big banhammer of injustice (or the BBHI).

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:17 PM

shit he's going mandela on us

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:19 PM

Oh Miss Celie, don't do dat. Don't go where I been.....

:color purple/oprah quote.

Seven Force

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:22 PM

Many banned people do not adapt to this new lifestyle change of "sunshine" and "physical activity" and quickly turn to crime, more often than not, prostitution. Sweet, sweet prostitution. But the moderators have a solution, but it's a solution THEY don't want you to know about. I'm talking about the OVENS, people.

Seven Force

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:25 PM

Those names in the members list don't go anywhere, but the very people that created them, gone. Literally dust in the wind. People that you have shunned in the past you're probably now breathing in. And what do the moderators think? Nothing, they think nothing of burning things cause they like fire. And fuck, who DOESN'T like fire? How are you going to make smores? With the damned souls of the banned (or the banned souls of the damned).

AND THAT'S MY 2000th POST!! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!! :party

Chojin

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:36 PM

F99Cloud: I'm posting a speech in the chatroom its very moving i think you should check it out
F99Cloud: I don't know what i'm talking about really and im just making it up as it goes but it kinda makes you think
F99Cloud: Did you read it?
F99Cloud: I think I made a difference tonight.
I thought it was stupid.

Hope this helps!

Seven Force

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:37 PM

I bet you laughed you fucker >:

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:40 PM

Somewhere in there I made a 2000th post but I didn't pop out a vibrator for it.

Seven you weenie! :)

ArrowX

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:44 PM

Terra you joker, you don't even have a vagina.

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:46 PM

Terra you joker, you don't even have a vagina.

This is hilarious comming from a guy that the moose have to go shoulder to shoulder with when they huddle for warmth in his ass.

Chojin

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:47 PM

...what?

ArrowX

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:54 PM

yeah, terra i think you ran out o ways to make fun of me.

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 10:57 PM

Keep posting you cockless wonder. There's tons of revenue to be had.

GADZOOKS

Mar 30th, 2006, 11:40 PM

But you could stop.

Terra

Mar 30th, 2006, 11:46 PM

But I did! Until he started in again. >:

ArrowX

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:02 AM

yeah I was being goofy not hurtful too you. Jeez calm down.

Terra

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:08 AM

I'm cool babe. You know I luv ya.

You little moose blowing fuckwit, you.

xbxDaniel

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:33 AM

I saw V for Vendetta today.

Seven Force

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:39 AM

xbxDaniel

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:41 AM

All the cool kids have signatures. :(

Terra

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:43 AM

I have two. Because I'm hated. :)

Seven Force

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:43 AM

But Guitar Woman has one. :/

Seven Force

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:44 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/mrshow_season4_ani.gif (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002ERXBS/bobanddavidco-20/)

xbxDaniel

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:46 AM

I liked that show.

Seven Force

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:48 AM

And that's why you should buy the DVDs.

Seven Force

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:48 AM

Shake the crime stick!

xbxDaniel

Mar 31st, 2006, 12:54 AM

They stopped showing the episodes really late at night on Comedy Central here.

The Retro Kat

Mar 31st, 2006, 08:50 PM

I just got a tattoo and it kinda hurts...

Moobs

Mar 31st, 2006, 08:50 PM

What of?

Terra

Mar 31st, 2006, 11:43 PM

Where at?

MarioRPG

Apr 1st, 2006, 08:09 AM

Why?

xbxDaniel

Apr 1st, 2006, 09:19 AM

Happy April Fools day everybody.

MetalMilitia

Apr 1st, 2006, 02:17 PM

hey check this out

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/chachi_and_jamie_226.jpg

Emu

Apr 1st, 2006, 02:27 PM

That's adorable :)

MetalMilitia

Apr 1st, 2006, 02:28 PM

no wait this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/2004_9_cat1.jpg

the_dudefather

Apr 1st, 2006, 02:47 PM

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20060322-NERMAL.jpg

MarioRPG

Apr 1st, 2006, 03:16 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/2004_9_cat1.jpg
Hahahah I get it. It's wet pussy. :/ :/ :/

MetalMilitia

Apr 1st, 2006, 03:22 PM

lets all look at http://www.cuteoverload.com/ :)

RaNkeri

Apr 1st, 2006, 03:34 PM

I'd love to have a cat like this:

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/2087/382koteczek6qa1rq.gif

Terra

Apr 1st, 2006, 11:34 PM

Great. Nothing like swigging a beer and scratching your nuts.

That's one FINE pussy.

:hey ladies get off your asses!!!

xbxDaniel

Apr 2nd, 2006, 12:28 AM

Maggiekarps new avatar is creeping me out.

The Retro Kat

Apr 3rd, 2006, 03:24 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/TheRetroKat/DickingAroundWithNewDigicam044.jpg

Seven Force

Apr 3rd, 2006, 03:34 AM

*thumbs up* :D

Moobs

Apr 3rd, 2006, 07:34 AM

*wrong thread* ;<

The Retro Kat

Apr 3rd, 2006, 06:32 PM

I'm sorry moobs, I thought even you could read your own posts...You asked what of?, then terra asked where? The logical thing to do would be to show you, because explaining might be a bit past your man+boobs=moobs logic.

It's 8 nautical stars wrapped around my left arm.

Moobs

Apr 3rd, 2006, 06:47 PM

Yeah but you could of made a reference from here and put it in there.

Nevermind, I like it. How much it cost?

wastr

Apr 3rd, 2006, 07:16 PM

Great tattoo Mr. Retro Kat! :)

EDIT: no posts exist for this topic :tear

Chojin

Apr 3rd, 2006, 08:33 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6626000/ngbbs434145b26ba4c.jpg

Chojin

Apr 3rd, 2006, 08:53 PM

I think Pub's unofficial job here is to collect quotes from around the forum for this thread to create a 'best of' montage that I honestly do enjoy.

xbxDaniel

Apr 3rd, 2006, 09:09 PM

How much would it take for me to be able to get my name changed?

Chojin

Apr 3rd, 2006, 09:15 PM

it would take $PM

US currency.

Moobs

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:20 PM

Aw man now I've got used to your old name.

At least I know what your real name is now, Hi Dan.

xbxDaniel

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:23 PM

That makes two people who have instant messaged me just to be disappointed by the results.

Moobs

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:24 PM

What can I say, your not very talkative. That or the fact that Mr Pink is the best character in reservoir dogs was a bad topic :/

Seven Force

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:27 PM

Yeah, pony up the money you freeloader. Do you have any idea how much it takes to pay for the servers hosting the site? Do you? Fuckin' ballpark it.

EDIT: That was supposed to go after Chojin's post.

xbxDaniel

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:30 PM

So, how you doing?

Seven Force

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:35 PM

Uh-uh, man.. nah man, you don't wanna rile me, man.. you just riled the wrong motherfucker, man. Nah you don't even know man. I'm the last guy you wanna fuck with man cause you don't know me man I'll fuckin I'll kill your ass man you don't even know man cause you don't know man. I'm like a motherfuckin earthquake wrapped in a hurricane nestled in a box of tsunamis man, you got it? That's what I am man I'm fuckin kick your ass I'm like a motherfuckin natural disaster times triplicate man! Fucking waitin to kick your ass you don't even know man cause I'm trained in supersecret martial arts man. Shit I can't even tell you man. I had to live underwater for a year man to learn this shit. I can't even avow any of this stuff. I got tricks. I know fuckin 43 ways to kill you with a pimento my man. So don't fuck with me. You don't want to fuck with me cause I know super ninja shit man.. like - right now! I just turned invisible! You didn't even know that! I just turned invisible man! You say you lookin at me cause you hear my voice, but I just turned invisible. You think you see me but I just put all my visiblity onto you so you double visible now! That negates itself! Whatcha you gonna do motherfucker? You can run but you can't hide! I'll fuckin find your ass cause I'm invisible and you're double visible! You opened up the wrong motherfuckin can of worms bitch! You opened up the wrong can of worms man. Cause this, this is you going, "Aw man, what's this can of worms? I'm gonna try this can of worms out man. See what's up in here man." And you fuckin open it up. And you just lookin at, "Look at that! That ain't nothin but a stupid little can of worms! What's that about? I don't give a shit about that little can of worms!" Then when your back's turned all them worms climb up on top of each other and form one big worm! and AND KILL YOU with their worm-like veracity.

Terra

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:38 PM

Seven can't you just fucking CHAT anymore??

Moobs

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:40 PM

I preferred the apple, current one is lame, as was the furry.

Seven Force you need more apple.

xbxDaniel

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:45 PM

Seven, I'm sorry, but I stopped reading at Uh.

Seven Force

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:51 PM

When ever someone says that, I automatically know they read all of it.

xbxDaniel

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:53 PM

Well, I admit, I did read that last bit about the worms and such. So, guess I did skim over the bulk of it.

xbxDaniel

Apr 3rd, 2006, 11:04 PM

That's twice that someone has posted at the same time as me in the Ruin Wish thread thing.

Terra

Apr 4th, 2006, 12:40 AM

When ever someone says that, I automatically know they read all of it.

Seven....I'm warning you...... >:

The Retro Kat

Apr 4th, 2006, 07:40 AM

Yeah but you could of made a reference from here and put it in there.

Nevermind, I like it. How much it cost?

Fuck all that paperwork. And that's none of your god damned business how much it cost, but I did get $50 knocked off cause I'm a super cool badass.

BlueOatmeal

Apr 4th, 2006, 07:53 AM

Today is Morrissey Day guys!

Fathom Zero

Apr 4th, 2006, 08:17 AM

Morrissey is a stupid-face.

MetalMilitia

Apr 4th, 2006, 08:57 AM

not to mention stupid hair

RaNkeri

Apr 4th, 2006, 09:01 AM

What music does Morrissey play? I've never heard of him :(

MetalMilitia

Apr 4th, 2006, 09:31 AM

man everyone needs to check out my thread in the music forum

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H0oIKubFsic

Esuohlim

Apr 4th, 2006, 10:55 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbDotAZ9NyU

lol

the_dudefather

Apr 4th, 2006, 12:44 PM

im liking the new avatar esuohlim

ziggytrix

Apr 4th, 2006, 01:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/ziggytrix/filthyseizure1he.gif

I would like to welcome all the newgrounds idiots to i-mockery. Enjoy your brief stay.

Jixby Phillips

Apr 4th, 2006, 02:37 PM

I'd love to have a cat like this:

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/2087/382koteczek6qa1rq.gif

I can't beleive this awful post went unnoticed by the people who actually have the decency to not be a horrible jerk all the time

RaNkeri

Apr 4th, 2006, 03:49 PM

man everyone needs to check out my thread in the music forum

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H0oIKubFsic

k. That's even more freakier than this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cn-UFp5R9dI&search=Brother%20louie

EDIT:

Or this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0EWOj9Mqy8k&search=you%27re%20my%20heart%20you%27re%20my%20sou l

xbxDaniel

Apr 4th, 2006, 09:35 PM

So, who's going to actually participate in the new giveaway contest?

Moobs

Apr 4th, 2006, 09:38 PM

I'm gonna play a bit of Mario to see if I can find some jokes actually relating to the game that I can use.

Once I've done that, I'll probably just have Mario and Luigi with lot's of sexual innuendos :<

RaNkeri

Apr 5th, 2006, 02:52 AM

I'm going to give it a try, once my examweek is over. Not sure how good ideas I can invent though :(

GADZOOKS

Apr 5th, 2006, 03:09 AM

Where do you find all these funny gifs?

BlueOatmeal

Apr 5th, 2006, 04:20 AM

Seven Force called me. It was nice. :)

camacazio

Apr 5th, 2006, 12:41 PM

Don't you talk to him. He's nothing but trouble.

Seven Force

Apr 5th, 2006, 02:42 PM

Seven Force called me. It was nice. :)

And brief!

wastr

Apr 5th, 2006, 05:51 PM

Seven Force called me. It was nice. :)

And brief!

the phone call predator strikes again!

Seven Force

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:06 PM

Just who the fuck are you and why do you have to be so goddamned lame and why are you still here?

wastr

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:37 PM

why are YOU still here?

xbxDaniel

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:38 PM

Great comeback man. No, I mean it. That was so great the way you asked him the question he asked you. Wow, just wow.

wastr

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:40 PM

Fathom Zero

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:41 PM

Yeah, well maybe you should shove it.

xbxDaniel

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:43 PM

Great comeback man. No, I mean it. That was so great the way you asked him the question he asked you. Wow, just wow.

yes, xbxmcj. I am aware of how many times I have used this sort of comeback. now shove it.

I'm glad you qouted me, because I was a little confused there. Even considering that you posted right after me, and called me by my old name, I was still confused as to who you were commenting. The qoute cleared up everything though.

wastr

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:44 PM

Terra

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:58 PM

Isn't the library getting ready to close now?

Moobs

Apr 5th, 2006, 09:58 PM

with that said, I leave I-mockery.net forums.
FOR GOOD. (and for the greater hope of society)

Seven Force

Apr 5th, 2006, 11:18 PM

Seriously how many times is this motherfucker going to come back here? Can't you get BAPE to kill him or something?

Staxeon

Apr 6th, 2006, 12:25 AM

Christ reading this page made me wonder when naptime was rolling around, so the adults could use the room in peace.

Brandon

Apr 6th, 2006, 12:06 PM

hay no fighting allowed in this thread plz!

RaNkeri

Apr 6th, 2006, 12:49 PM

Seriously how many times is this motherfucker going to come back here? Can't you get BAPE to kill him or something?

Ban him for eternity, maybe?

camacazio

Apr 6th, 2006, 01:14 PM

Shut up you suck just as much.

Seven Force

Apr 6th, 2006, 01:20 PM

COFFEE BREAK

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/brokeback1.jpg

RaNkeri

Apr 6th, 2006, 02:53 PM

Shut up you suck just as much.

Tsk tsk, you sound quite tight, having the menses? :)

Guitar Woman

Apr 6th, 2006, 03:16 PM

I hate you so much.

Emu

Apr 6th, 2006, 04:23 PM

This is my favorite page of this thread :)

RaNkeri

Apr 6th, 2006, 04:27 PM

This is my favorite page of this thread :)

Thanks to me: The person who delivers love and joy allover the world! :love

Brandon

Apr 6th, 2006, 04:57 PM

Thanks to me: The person who delivers love and joy allover the world!
Yeah! She's talking about you!

Emu

Apr 6th, 2006, 04:59 PM

She? :(

Brandon

Apr 6th, 2006, 05:08 PM

Sorry

Emu

Apr 6th, 2006, 06:05 PM

sok

Seven Force

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:11 PM

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page

Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart
Only shadows ahead barely clearing the roof
Get to know the feeling of liberation and relief

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
Don't ever let them win

Esuohlim

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:39 PM

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/73/untitled7yd.png

Esuohlim

Apr 7th, 2006, 02:49 PM

i tell ya i was slaving over a hot mspaint program for hours to get that one out to all you fine mockers haha but the results were worth it

wastr

Apr 7th, 2006, 03:43 PM

you cant see the glory of his crooked eyes though

MarioRPG

Apr 7th, 2006, 03:47 PM

It was worth it.

camacazio

Apr 7th, 2006, 04:31 PM

The Richmond video game story was funny.

xbxDaniel

Apr 7th, 2006, 05:28 PM

The weather channel keeps telling me to expect a huge tornado to rip through my area.

Girl Drink Drunk

Apr 7th, 2006, 05:30 PM

Shitty man.

RaNkeri

Apr 7th, 2006, 05:35 PM

How many tornados do you have approximately in one year?

How heavy losses do they cause ?

Fathom Zero

Apr 7th, 2006, 05:44 PM

It's even nicer in Tornado Alley.

Terra

Apr 7th, 2006, 06:33 PM

They always tell you to take the ditch if your in the car. One set down 500 feet from me and after looking at the carnage, I think I would rather stay in the car and haul ass.

Esuohlim

Apr 7th, 2006, 10:04 PM

How many tornados do you have approximately in one year?

Snnnnnooooorrre

RaNkeri

Apr 8th, 2006, 06:14 AM

Ya....ok...

BlueOatmeal

Apr 8th, 2006, 07:01 AM

This bootleg DVD of Clone High my friend let me borrow has the episode listing ALL FUCKED UP :(

Marc Summers

Apr 8th, 2006, 01:42 PM

Clone High? As in the MTV series? Whyyyyyyy

MarioRPG

Apr 8th, 2006, 03:03 PM

Hey. I liked Clone High.

Seven Force

Apr 8th, 2006, 08:37 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/tom-kenny.jpg

wastr

Apr 8th, 2006, 08:39 PM

no seven force, you're not white.

Chojin

Apr 8th, 2006, 10:37 PM

so when are you leaving forever again

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2006, 07:32 AM

i really hate those two "forum game" threads :(

wastr

Apr 9th, 2006, 12:50 PM

so when are you leaving forever again

:lol

camacazio

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:06 PM

God damnit >:

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:34 PM

He's not worth getting angry about, camacazio. Remember, we have homes, he doesn't. That makes us better than him.

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:35 PM

no seven force, you're not white.

That's Tom Kenny you ******.

Emu

Apr 9th, 2006, 03:05 PM

The filter doesn't work for you :eek

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2006, 04:39 PM

there are ways to bypass swear filters you know ;(

Guitar Woman

Apr 10th, 2006, 04:33 PM

The filter doesn't work for you :eek
It's 'cuz he's black :eek

xbxDaniel

Apr 10th, 2006, 04:40 PM

How's everybody doing?

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 06:47 PM

Shitty! How's 'bout you?

xbxDaniel

Apr 10th, 2006, 09:22 PM

I'm alright, I'm heading to Louisville tomorrow for the rest of the week.

MetalMilitia

Apr 10th, 2006, 09:39 PM

The filter doesn't work for you :eek
It's 'cuz he's black :eek

Is that why you can say "rubish cunt" without fear of censorship?

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 09:42 PM

I'm alright, I'm heading to Louisville tomorrow for the rest of the week.

Have a great week Mr. Daniel!

ArrowX

Apr 10th, 2006, 09:55 PM

SODOMY!!!1

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 09:58 PM

You would know lots about that wouldn't you? How is that moose dick anyway? Care to share? Just in case GW gets the festering urge to head up north and try a little? Moose. Not you.

Esuohlim

Apr 10th, 2006, 10:24 PM

See, your problem is that you take one insult and run it into the fucking ground when it wasn't very original in the first place. Use a little variety and maybe you wouldn't be so goddamned fucking hackneyed and boring.

Lotida

Apr 10th, 2006, 10:27 PM

Who rattled your chain Milhouse?

Esuohlim

Apr 10th, 2006, 10:27 PM

Today I learned how to make the little bloop noise that Cameron makes in Ferris Bueller only I can't do it that loud and now my cheek hurts from trying it all day how was everyone else's Monday or in Pub Lover's case Wednesday or Friday or something

Esuohlim

Apr 10th, 2006, 10:28 PM

Who rattled your chain Milhouse?

Well for starters who wants to read the same exact shit every day? I keep seeing some moose joke after every one of ArrowX's posts.

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 10:38 PM

Guess you've not been awarded that "ignore" button yet have you?

Seven Force

Apr 10th, 2006, 10:58 PM

In all honesty, Milhouse has a point.

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:03 PM

Of course he has a point, asshole. It's the whole reason I do it.

Seven Force

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:04 PM

Besides, who are you to judge a sexually confused teenager growing up in rural Canada? You don't see me talking to people here about your barnyard adventures, do you?

(Whoops, page break)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/up-media_mr_show.jpg

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:06 PM

They seem to pale compared to your one on ones with the gators don't they?

ziggytrix

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:07 PM

Gators in Chicago? Seven, have you been roaming the sewers in search of adventure again? *tsk tsk*

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:08 PM

Chicago is another Ruin a Wish thread. He's still in Fla.

Seven Force

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:08 PM

In the next month that'll change, sweetie.

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:09 PM

Not your love life hunney! :)

Seven Force

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:14 PM

Not all of us walk around perpetually in heat, Terra.

ArrowX

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:27 PM

Shut up, I hate you. I said the insult thing was over, then you act liek you WON some kind of imaginary insult contest so you start wiht the old swamp donkey jokes, and I'm sure just EVERYONE ELSE BESIDES MILHOUSE likes them.

Werent you banned before because of your rampant cuntery?

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:35 PM

Um stupid?

Are you talking to seven or me?

Seven Force

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:43 PM

Seeing as how ArrowX and I never had a gay insult-fest, I never told swamp-donkey (what the fuck is that) jokes, and was banned for being stupid and unfunny, i'm pretty sure he's talking to you.

Esuohlim

Apr 11th, 2006, 05:54 PM

Of course he has a point, asshole. It's the whole reason I do it.

Was this an attempt to put the blame on me for your shit posting?

Brandon

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:16 PM

Was this an attempt to put the blame on me for your shit posting?
No, it's an attempt to make it seem like (ha-ha!) she was trying to be a redundant, unfunny twat all along (ho-ho! hee-hee!).

JOKE'S ON US I GUESS.

Seven Force

Apr 12th, 2006, 03:14 PM

Who's Paul Lynde?

ArrowX

Apr 12th, 2006, 10:21 PM

who is kaiser sose?

Fathom Zero

Apr 12th, 2006, 10:30 PM

Who is Kevin Spacey?

executioneer

Apr 12th, 2006, 10:34 PM

what is shaved off his mustache

Guitar Woman

Apr 14th, 2006, 07:18 PM

Whatever happened to Pub Lover?

Emu

Apr 14th, 2006, 07:21 PM

I think he went on a self-incuded temporary ban to atone for devastating Seven Force.

xbxDaniel

Apr 14th, 2006, 08:55 PM

I'm so bored.

Girl Drink Drunk

Apr 14th, 2006, 09:03 PM

Me too. As you might know from my ongoing rant, I feel fucked up from the medication, but not in a great way.

MarioRPG

Apr 14th, 2006, 09:03 PM

I'm so bored.
Hope it's not contagious.

Moobs

Apr 14th, 2006, 09:21 PM

I'm gonna go install some WoW mods..then maybe watch 'Confessions of a dangerous mind', then bed.

Seven Force

Apr 14th, 2006, 10:40 PM

I think he went on a self-incuded temporary ban to atone for devastating Seven Force.

What?

xbxDaniel

Apr 14th, 2006, 11:10 PM

Esuohlim

Apr 14th, 2006, 11:10 PM

I remember when I hated nobody more than Cap'n Crunch. Then slowly, Cap'n Crunch started to grow on me more and more until I actually found him funny.

Hey Seven Force I don't hate you that much anymore. :( I still hate Terra though and GW is kinda stupid so I feel guilty about not hating her anymore sometimes. :(

Esuohlim

Apr 14th, 2006, 11:15 PM

I remember my friend telling me about how if you see certain letters at the beginning and end of a word that your brain brings up the word even if it's misspelled, or a different word I guess. He was probably just full of bullshit anyways.

No, it's atuclaly ture, bcuesae I'm donig it rhgit now and yuo're albe to raed it whituot even tinhknig aobut waht yuo're radenig. :rlolyees