I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

In other music news, having now heard George Lynch's cover of Paranoid, I am now more than certain that every single member of Dokken, ever, in any lineup, will suck Satan's balls in eternal hellfire

[Grislygus]

California Dreamin's got me dreamin! Denny Doherty, take me away

[Tadao]

And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"

[Fathom Zero]

One of my favorite songs. That and some Moody Blues will put me in a depression very easily.

[Tadao]

I have a story about going to see the Moody Blues front row that involves,

Entering Mexico, almost smoking pot with them, and stink foot.

[Fathom Zero]

You, me, Hemingway, a bobsled. Remember those days?

[Tadao]

I thought you forgot about that! :lol

[Tadao]

:x
ifcodedidntalloweveryonetoreaditiwouldsototallydes troyzq

[Guitar Woman]

Probably not, seeing as Hendrix is a boring faggot who sucks

[pac-man]

Nice to see nothing's changed in the last couple of weeks.

[Guitar Woman]

Still rather listen to him than Cream, though.

[Big McLargehuge]

You, me, Hemingway, a bobsled. Remember those days?
Don't you remember Paris? You, me, Hemingway, the shiny tugboat.

[Tadao]

GW, I see that you still edit the fuck out of your posts.

[Kitsa]

"Pretentious Faggot" would be a good band name.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nice to see nothing's changed in the last couple of weeks.

I know, where'd you go? I missed you Packie.

[WhiteRat]

The Sports Forum needs you, Pac-Man!

Just kidding! We hope you never come back.

[RaNkeri]

It never rains in southern california

[pac-man]

My computer ate shit and I couldn't remember my password (or else I would've logged on from elsewhere). I was upset that I couldn't discuss the super bowl with you weirdos.

[Aaarg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgkh-nei9hw

[Kitsa]

Look what my dog did last night...to a HARD METAL PIE PAN.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/piepan1.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/piepan2.jpg


I called the vet and they said there's nothing we can do except watch her for signs of distress. How soon is the distress supposed to happen? She killed the pie pan 9 hours ago.

[RaNkeri]

Well, I guess you could try giving her something that she'd love to eat. If she doesn't eat it could be because of the pain. Probably checking her feces for any blood would be a good idea too. However if she acts normally I'd guess it would be safe to say that she didn't swallow any metal.

[Kitsa]

She's been eating normally and has one normal crap out in the yard since, so I have no idea. I've been feeding her bits of bread and cheese, thinking if there was any metal in there the bread/cheese might bind to it and cushion it.

[Kitsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjYvYtY_AnM

"Is this real life? Only now I have two fingers."

I've felt that way coming out of the dentist's myself.

[MetalMilitia]

Feed the dog magnets. Hope this helps.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk99XC2OYWc

[Shrubfest]

Does anyone have a clue if there was a Ren and Stimpy episode about appendicitus?

[Tadao]

Yes there is.

[RaNkeri]

take it to the base




take it to the base

[Shrubfest]

Nevermind. It was Rocko's modern life.

About to relive a childhood trauma!

[Tadao]

No it wasn't

[Shrubfest]

It wasn't?

[Tadao]

Don't you dare question me woman!

[Tadao]

I just put my hat on the bed :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's just like putting your foot down?

[Tadao]

Bad luck according to Drug Store Cowboy

[MetalMilitia]

http://i40.tinypic.com/5yxcu0.jpg

[Tadao]

I KNEW IT!

[Bod]

yeah, what a complete and utter bastard

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2009/01/29/dsc09555.jpg


This dogs face is just too awesome.

[Kitsa]

My cocker spaniel used to get the snow-ball things on his legs. Weird. The poodle doesn't.

You're right, it is an awesome face.

[Tadao]

The eyes are so contradictory to the mouth.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hoona Igna Chowa Neha

[Guitar Woman]

Are you guys HAPPY today

I am

[Kitsa]

I'm meh.

[Tadao]

I would like to be happier.

[Guitar Woman]

I saw an unconcious/dead guy in a Starbucks today, that was pretty funny

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus christ, are you two ALWAYS on this website

[Tadao]

That is bad advertisement for caffeine.

[Kitsa]

we make use of the internet while recharging our rascal scooters.

[Tadao]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

Linux is basically the worst thing ever

[Tadao]

NO BOD! I WILL NEVER GET OVER MY HATRED OF BIG GLASSES!

I have a thing about eyes. It's the 4th part I look at on a woman.

[Kitsa]

fuck, Tadao, I just pictured you on a rascal and almost choked.

[Tadao]

I would rather have a walker with hidden weapons installed into it.

[Tadao]

And a hidden whiskey flask.

[Guitar Woman]

I oughtta get me some rum

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I know better ways of wasting my time than hanging around this shithole.

[Tadao]

I have some Smirnoff and it has a taste to it. I'm so used to Skyy that Smirnoff now tastes like a well vodka.

[Tadao]

Man, I know better ways of wasting my time than hanging around this shithole.

Please take Blue with you.

[Kitsa]

Bleu is my middle name :(

yet more evidence that my parents hate me.

[Tadao]

Everytime I start to get really angry at Zeldaqueen, someone like Bleu comes along and reminds me that she isn't that bad.

[Dixie]

DUDE!
Absu is coming here on tour!
YESSS!!!!!!
The black metal empress within is rising.

[Tadao]

I just can't listen to singers like that without laughing.

[Dixie]

I normally can't either, but Absu is special to me.

[RaNkeri]

lol black metal


:rolleyes

[Dixie]

I'm very picky about black metal now days.
I've matured enough to find it annoying most of the time.

[Tadao]

I can only handle Slayer. No one has ever done it better, I don't think they can.

[Dixie]

Apples and oranges, my friend.

[RaNkeri]

YUP, people :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Linux is basically the worst thing ever

Neener neener neener

[kahljorn]

im on aim if anyone wants to chat

[Shrubfest]

Damn, i don't know what aim is...

[kahljorn]

AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

[Shrubfest]

oh.

Right. I don't have aol.....

[kahljorn]

what chat program do you use?

[Shrubfest]

Msn....

[kahljorn]

oh ;o yea i dont think i have that

[Kitsa]

Someone just messaged me on google talk and somehow that spawned a popup from adultfriendfinder.com ???

I'm running some scans.

[Shrubfest]

Haha. Happy times!

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST I HAVE MSN. ;)

[kahljorn]

I HAVE MSN NOW TOO
MY NAMES SEPHONE@LIVE.COM
'
HAH SAM HAH

[Shrubfest]

OOh
Fun stuffs

[kahljorn]

how embarrassing for me to have installed a program explicitly to speak with you, and for you to then show so little interest.

[Grislygus]

Hey Kahl, can you draw?

[Shrubfest]

Sorry.

I'm trying to cancel the aim download...

[Zomboid]

I HAVE MSN BUT I RARELY GO ON. I WILL BE ON TONIGHT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOK FORWARD TO CHATTING WITH ALL OF YOU AND ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE CONCERNING MY PENIS.

[RaNkeri]

like, who doesn't have MSN these days? :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

OH LOL SILLY ME I FORGOT TO PUT MY ADDRESS IT'S TEEPEEBURNER@HOTMAIL.COM LOL

[kahljorn]

Hey Kahl, can you draw?

Not really. I blow at art stuff

[Grislygus]

Good. Are you near a scanner or something?

[kahljorn]

no :( Although i do have a digital camera

[Grislygus]

Awright Kahl, if you were to be forced to whip up a drawing of an adorable creature to feature in a kid's book, what would it look like? Sketches would help, but describe if necessary

[Zomboid]

Doogan.

[kahljorn]

It would look like a sloth probably. Those things are adorable.

[Shrubfest]

SLOTH!

I want one.

[Grislygus]

Sloths, huh

[kahljorn]

yea and it would always be wrapping its arms around people and hanging off of them or something!

[Zomboid]

Sluts, huh.

[Grislygus]

DOOGAN'S PLAYHOUSE

"HE'S A COLLEGE STUDENT, NOT A PENIS"

[Zomboid]

http://www.red-alerts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/slut-gives-baby-meth-truilljo.jpg

[kahljorn]

http://www.virtualvideomap.com/animals/009.jpg

[Grislygus]

I like the idea of monkey climbing antics without the monkey.

[Grislygus]

Awright, based it off of a bearcat rather than a sloth, but same sorta thing

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Sanchi.jpg

[Grislygus]

That works, I think. Like a Malamute/bear/monkey kind of deal. Bushy tail's a clincher. Art has to get the kids interested, story's gonna suck by default

[kahljorn]

DONT FORGET ABOUT A MORAL

[Grislygus]

If I can manage to get someone to take this'n, I'll only worry about Bearenstein Bearsish morals when I'm out of story ideas

[Sam]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[Shrubfest]

What?

[kahljorn]

grisly, usually people looking for children's stories are going to look for some kind of gay moral in the story. Not always, but it might make it easier to sell.

[Sam]

;)

[Kitsa]

I just returned from what may well have been the shittiest Mexican dinner I have ever had.

And it cost $28.

And I ordered the special, which was supposed to be two enchiladas and a dessert, and there was never mention of a dessert.

And they never brought us the drinks we ordered, we had to ask the waitress twice.

$2 tip :/

[kahljorn]

dont be such a pushover, kitsa. you should've left some pocket change.

[Kitsa]

the bf paid, so it was his decision.

[Bod]

It's saturday and I'm getting reADy to rue

[Tadao]

OFFSIDES! CAN I GET A RULLING PLEASE!

[Bod]

you're messing with the big boys now

[Kitsa]

I don't even know wtf you're saying half the time.

[Bod]

I don't know most of what's going on here either.
This is mutual.

[Kitsa]

I meant Tadao.

[Bod]

aw balls.
I was almost reassured then.
I always thought ppl ignore me cos they thought i was shit and i then thought hey no, it is cos i is northern english. Thanks for bursting my bubble.

[Kitsa]

I don't mind Northern English :( One of the ladies at the local Arts council is a very nice Geordie and Mollie Sugden is one of my favorite actresses :P

[Tadao]

It's saturday and I'm getting reADy to rue

I hope you had a rued awakening!

[Dixie]

I'm drawnk.
Make me laugh goddammmit

[Zomboid]

OH BABY HAVE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU (my cock)!!!!!

[Dixie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



prove it

[Zomboid]

Omg the aggressiveness frightens me :(

[Dixie]

That's what I thought, bitch.

[Zomboid]

LADY, YE CULDNT HANDLE WUT I M PACKIN DOWN HURR (my cock)

[Dixie]

HAHAHAH
you called me a lady.
that was funnuy

[Zomboid]

See? Here I am.

[Dixie]

stop your trickery, magician!

[Zomboid]

I'm trying to get an ex-girlfriend who grew giant boobs in the time between we broke up and now to SEND ME BOOBIE PICTURES, but she's being a bitch.

So, now I'm watching the simpsons while working on my essay and posting here :(. What a sad Friday night :(

[Dixie]

yeah big titties are a bitch.

simpsons is good. i'd watch it if it were on tv
i spent all night drinking tequila and finding stuff to burn in a bonfire
FUCK YEAH

[Zomboid]

WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING DRUNK TOMORROW, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME HOME AND DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW: DRUNK POSTING.

BOO YA

[Dixie]

I'm gonna go have sex now.
with a willing human being, and not a corpse.
he's breathing i swear.

[Zomboid]

HEY BEBE U AINT GATA GO FAR TO HAVE SEX WITH A WILLUN PERSUN U CAN HAV DAT RITE HERE (my cock)

[Dixie]

they normally run when i lock the door
GOOOODNIGHT

tomorrow i wield the chainsaw!

[WhiteRat]

Today i'm going to bravely venture into Biloxi, Mississippi for a night of booze and gambling.

I've driven through Mississippi a few other times. Myself and whoever i'm with always count how many blown tires and animal carcasses we can find on the side of the road. The record for blown tires was 42 and for dead animals it was 17, including a beagle.

Mississippi is a filthy state.

[executioneer]

i didnt sleep between thursday and friday! hooray! now my weekend is cut short by a day because i had to make up on sleep :(

[Zomboid]

I wrote about 700 words of an essay that's due on Monday last night and I left it for today, planning on finishing it up before I head out and get drunk with my friends. This morning at like 9:30, one of my friends calls me and says he's having a party a big after noon because he didn't do anything last night.

The words have never flown through me so freely as they did after that. I typed out a few hundred words that are probably better than the rest of the essay in like 20 minutes. That's just sad :(

[kahljorn]

Not really, zomboid. Writing is USUALLY better when its spontaneous. At least for me ;/ i write all of my papers last minute.

SWEET DIONYSUS

[Zomboid]

Yeah, that's true. I always write my papers last minute too, but this was just weird cause usually even at the last minute, I stop and go on facebook or do anything other than actually write. I guess I just had a glimpse into what it'd be like if I DIDN'T procrastinate so fucking much. Or maybe I should keep procrastinating and wait until I need to finish so I can go do something fun.

[kahljorn]

A really good writing technique is to just sit down and write without thinking about it too much -- kind of like improv or freewriting or whatever they call it. Then you just go back and edit it.
Cut out the crap, if necessary.

[Dixie]

Hangover demon slowly leaving my brain.
Almost chainsaw time.
I'm trying to get Jim to take pictures of me with it.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, they stress that a lot in a couple of my classes. I'm in college for a career in pro writing, but it's my first year so I'm perfectly content slacking off and doing all my stuff last minute :D

[Zomboid]

OH HEY BEBE UR BACK LAST NITE SUR WAS A GUD TIME U ROCKED MY WORLD

[Dixie]

I promise it would have been more fun if someone was screaming.
PICTURE TIME!

[Dixie]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_2bcaa647f29f42deb81f7fb1e7a70ef4.jpg
I'LL KILL YOU TONIIIIGHT!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's a mean hair-curler.

[Kitsa]

We needed some towels. Target was one of the places we stopped to price them out.

Fucking Target. Never again on a fucking Saturday. I don't know where the hell all of these wannabe-hipsters came from but I am not impressed by the TJ Maxx designer jeans and ridiculous pleather heel-boots. And the women all have the same haircut.

They park their cart and spread out all over the place searching for deals. We couldn't get anywhere near the towels, because some Baby Phat-wearing woman in her late fifties was literally climbing a clearance endcap to get at some discounted sheets.

People strolled down the aisles with Starbucks lattes in one hand, parking the carts in the middle of the damn aisles to chat, completely oblivious to those around them, while little Connor and Morgan (I'm sorry, but those were the names I kept hearing), ran wild.

Heard at least 5 times (at least) by someone on a cellphone...."Hello? Yeah, I'm at Target."

We went to return our cart only to be thwarted by a throng of people all trying to get to the dollar bins at the front of the store. You'd think willy wonka's golden ticket was in that shit.

We went out to the car, had a fight about it, and ended up buying our towels cheaper at the abandoned mall two towns over.

[kahljorn]

im bored ;/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Kitsa, you should have rammed the throng fullspeed with a shopping cart
:bowlingpinsnoise

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

That didn't work out too well

should have read

: bowlingpinsnoise

[Fathom Zero]

:bowlingpinsnoise

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, doing that doesn't work for me. I even tried quoting yours and it comes up with the : bow

[Fathom Zero]

magic, fuckers

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Carnie games!

[Shyandquietguy]

I think I want to get a get a get a get a chat program!

[Aaarg]

Abandoned malls are awesome. There's one in Fairmont, WV. The halls were converted from store-fronts to shitty murals depicting various stupid shit. I'll assume they were done by high school art students. There are a few stores left in the mall--an awesome pet store, a goodwill, a used video game store that still sells NES games, and I think a GNC.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, that's pretty much what this is. We call it the Nonmall.

Same shitty murals covering up storefronts. They have a JC Penney's, a Sears, and an Elder-Beerman (generic "upscale but not really" department store), a GNC and a Claire's, and then random halfassed little stores owned by locals. Even the cellphone kiosk fled. I don't know how they stay in business, because I never see anyone there, not even before all these economic troubles.

There's a weird mall in Ithaca where all of the stores are back-to-back in a square, like a wagon-train, and you walk around the periphery in a weird little enclosed sidewalk. It's also a nonmall, or at least it was when I was last there 6 yrs ago.

[Aaarg]

Hahaha, Elder-Beerman. There was one of those in the Morgantown mall. Had never even heard of the store until I got to Morgantown. I had only heard of BELk like a year earlier when I was at a mall in Winchester, VA. We don't have these country things in no.va.

There was also a Belk at the MOrgantown mall and I offended my friend from Ohio when we were there and I said of Belk "it's like a Bloomingdale's for white trash" and she said "hey I like Belk!"

She also got upset when I walked into some store and said "it smells like poor people in here" I was having a bad day and now I am poor. I guess it's karma. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about I have money that I have othing to spend on right now. Goddammit.

I decided that sleeping was a useless idea so instead I'm staying up and drinking but the bad news is I have to be at work in two hours! The good plan would be to stop drinking but here I am continuing however now I am using CRAN-RASPBERRY JUICE as a chaser as if that will prevent me from feeling the effects of Eagle Rare kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.

My chaser earlier was a moonpie, and then nothing.

I hate my life.

[Kitsa]

moonpie and whiskey, eh? I'd make a West Virginia joke but I lived there for 7 yrs :(

I bet you've also seen a Goody's. I couldn't freaking believe that store the first time I saw one in a WV mall. It was like this mini department store, only everything got back to Jesus. It was like if you slapped a Christian bookstore and a dept store together, Goody's was what you got.

My boyfriend, in a moment of comic genius, named it "Jesus Christ Superstore" and that's what I've been calling it ever since.

We used to have one here, next town over, but it closed. I guess Jesus (or his self-appointed reps on earth) must be feeling the crunch too.

[Aaarg]

goody's goody's goody's I'm drawing a blank. All I'm coming up with is those hair brushes and ties and stuff. I think there's a Goody's brand of that.

West VA isn't bad. I'd rather be there than here right now. Well not right now but once the weather turns nice. I'd rather be anywhere than here, so whatever.

Jesus Christ Superstore, that's pretty sweet. I remember this kid from high school worked at the BIBLE FACTORY OUTLET at the local mall here and he had long hair and he didn't strike me as the type to work at a place like that. i asked him about it once and he told me he was an atheist. what the fuck?

But I guess not being familiar with the shitty department stores makes sense when you only been to the high-end shit. I remember when my friend was still pretty new to the area and he wanted some jeans and I had to go to Tyson's Corner for something (like a fancy-fuckin'-dancy mall up here) and it was the first time in his life he had seen a pair of jeans with a $200+ price tag.

i made a comment about how we should have gone to the even higher-class mall nearby and i think he nearly shit his pants

I hate this shit, fucking stupid shit.

Sorry, I ramble.

[Kitsa]

Goody's popped up in the 90s and just went out of business last year. Big orange sign. Claustrophobic and weird inside. All of the t-shirts had something about Jesus on them.

Working in a low-profile store isn't all bad. When I was going for my music degree I worked at a piano store in a strip mall. My shift was from 4 to close on weekdays and usually all day Saturday, or Sundays during special sales. The only time we ever had people was when kids were in the store for lessons. The rest of the time you'd be lucky to get three customers a day.

Theoretically we were supposed to be selling pianos, and I did, but the owner/boss always found a way to dick us out of commission. He'd either come up with a rule that exempted him from paying us ("oh, no commission on used pianos", "no commission on anything under $2000", "no commission on anything above $2000", and so on), or he'd try to take over the sale himself, so it didn't come up often.

It was so not-busy that my coworker, who had the day shift, frequently closed the shop, put both phone lines on hold and left for hours at a time. Conflict arose between us when she began taking "loans" from the register to finance shopping expeditions and using the store account to rent videos, which she spent the day watching. (The account was supposed to be used to rent kids' movies, to entertain kids waiting for lessons and keep them from messing with the pianos). When it became apparent that she was going to try and blame register-deficits on me, and would probably end up getting away with it, I quit. She and I weren't speaking toward the end there.

Not long after I quit, that location went out of business. But it was an awesome job while it lasted. I made minimum wage, but basically got paid to sit on my ass and do homework (nothing beats having 3 steinways available when you've got piano homework to practice).

[Aaarg]

Haha, sweet. I worked at a cave and I don't know if I can top that. I worked at a family-owned pet store and that sucked cock-ass-and-balls.

On Thursday I will have worked for Safeway, Inc. for four years. :(

[Kitsa]

One of the laziest jobs I ever saw was at a cave here in ohio.

One of their big attractions was "the old pump" or something like that, some stalagmite that looked vaguely like an old water pump. They had big pictures of it everywhere in the gift shop. Maybe it was unreasonable, but I went down there thinking it was this gigantic thing.

So we go through the cave tour and the guide pauses to grandly point out "the old pump". We look to our right and here's this sixtysomething guy with a flashlight, shining it on the spectacular formation as we passed. "here it is. Here it is. Old pump. Here it is. See it? here it is. Old pump. See it?"

That's literally all he did, sit beside it and shine a flashlight on it for us as we passed.

The big formation was all of about 2 inches high. I was surprised he never sat on it by mistake.

[Aaarg]

Hahahaha awesome. Luckily at the cave I worked at, we didn't have any cool formations anywhere in the developed section of the cave, so we actually had to learn some real information to tell people on the tours. History and how caves are formed and stuff like that.

Then we'd go to the ridiculously popular show caves in Virginia and listen to some girl talk about "now we are in front of the Shaggy Dog. It is called this because it resembled a large shaggy dog." FUCK YOU. We asked how large the cave is and she said "it takes about one hour and fifteen minutes." She later found out we were tour guides at another cave, and being that we were the only English speakers in that tour group I guess she tried to start a conversation and asked us "what grade" we were in.

[Kitsa]

When I was a little kid, my parents took me to Old Man's Cave. This was early 80s. It is, or was (it's become hideously developed and consumerized since) a beautiful place with rocky overhangs and gorgeous waterfalls.

Except when we went they were doing a Playboy shoot there.

I gaped for a moment at the naked chicks under the waterfall with the enormous breastseses before my parents hustled me back up the stairs and out of there.

Last time I went there were assholes everywhere with their asshole kids, the waterfalls were dried up and there were no naked playmates.

[Aaarg]

Where is that one at?

Wait is that the one in the Hocking Hills? If so I didn't think that was actually a cave.

They filmed a horror film at the cave I worked at, but they did it in the winter when the cave is shut down.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I wouldn't call it a cave in the strictest sense, it's more of a series of rocky overhangs.

There's also Rock House, which was supposedly a bootlegger hideout but now primarily houses dead pigeons.

[Aaarg]

Ah, the Hocking Hills were somewhere I was supposed to go to for the duration of Ashley and I's relationship. We just never got around to it. She went to school at Hocking College and loved the park or whatever. There's a waterfall somewhere in there that she fell off of. Had some nice scars from it.

One of those things we talked about often, but unfortunately never came to pass.

[Kitsa]

It's pretty, but when you do go, go on the off season when it's not clogged with tourists.

Also, I don't believe it's a dry county, but we had to drive quite a way to acquire alcohol, so you might consider bringing your own.

[Aaarg]

Eh I don't think I'll be going anytime soon. Like I said, it was going to be a me+Ashley thing, she was going to show me her favorite trails and favorite spots and she was going to show me where she used to live in Nelsonville and all that. She's history, so that idea is history as well.

Oh well. My opinion of Ohio continues to be one based on northern Ohio.

[Kitsa]

Nelsonville is a pit. Until recently you couldn't even get radio reception there. It was situated at just the wrong spot between some hills. Nelsonville is no basis for which to judge Ohio, Ohio in general sucks in altogether different ways.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/offensiveonmanylevels.jpg


Oh, man, I just went to the KKK's site to get their take on this whole Obama situation. It was even more entertaining (http://www.kkk.bz/) than I'd imagined.

And hey! Ceramic KKK statues and novelty items (http://www.ozarkcraft.net/)!


Oh, man.

[Tadao]

Kkkraftwork!

[Tadao]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/01/morph.jpg

[kahljorn]

i shouldve been a hobo
or a dog

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm hobophobic

[Sam]

hobobo babobabo

[Tadao]

I'm watching Bratz Kidz : sleep-over adventure. It's the greatest thing ever.

[Tadao]

I can't wait to watch it with commentary tuned on!

[Tadao]

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jorge-garcia-totally-looks-like-rolf-the-dog.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

hahaha
I always tell my friend Julie she looks like Janice from the Electric Mayhem.
http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00786/69/93/786403996_l.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=81970193&albumID=876158&imageID=652931#a=876158&i=1832322)

http://www.actionfigureworld.com/acatalog/th-muppets-janice-8015r.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

and that my friend Justin looks like the kid from The Littles
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/m_65a6d2ad480f097d09b0adef2cd57e2d.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9082251&albumID=934760&imageID=22950839)

http://www.puddingstore.com/articles/articlepics/henry.jpg

[Tadao]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/8/128785976150434638.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Isn't it "Yippie Ki Yay Mister Falcon"?

I thought half the joke was the fact that no one in the film was called Mr. Falcon.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Some stations dub it as Mister Falcon, some stations dub it as Mother Falcon. Mother Falcon sounds funnier.

[Tadao]

TNT does it as Mother Falcon.

[WhiteRat]

After a night gambling at the Isle of Capri in Biloxi i'm now 300 dollars richer. Thankfully I didn't actually go through with playing the $100 slot machine (even though the payouts were ridiculously good).

[Kitsa]

I just cleaned literally a bucket full of dog shit out of the yard, from where the snow was so deep it was hard to get to it :/

[kahljorn]

wtf is with henry miller's ending to sextus anyway

[Sam]

sextus

[kahljorn]

that was awesome last night :(

[Sam]

SEXTUS?

DAMN NEAR KILLED US!

:lol

[kahljorn]

NEXT TIME TRY TO RELAX AND NOT PANICC IT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR BOTH OF US

[Kitsa]

I stumbled onto a glory hole directory (http://www.gayuniverse.com/cgi/cruise_state.cgi?state=Ohio) online. (link probably nsfw)

I am never using a public restroom again.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm really fucked up for clicking on that.

[pac-man]

I knew I wouldn't be the only one. That's worse than a Rickroll, Kitsa.

[Sam]

WHO KNEW SO MANY OHIOANS LIKE TO GET THEIR COCKS SUCKED ANONYMOUSLY

BY DUDES

[Kitsa]

There's one for every state, just change the URL.

I was doing some searching after seeing all of these craigslist ads, men looking for men, "Hey, I sucked your dick under the stall in the Dayton Mall mens room, it was great, please contact me". There were ones for the mall, the University of Dayton bathrooms (Catholic school, btw), even a frigging TGI Friday's. I was thinking, god, how rampant is this? And how do they know where to go to get some?

And that's when I found the glory hole directory.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

That's ridiculous.


Why the fuck is the Xavier: Renegade Angel premier on Thursday night instead of tonight?

[kahljorn]

not quite on the same track but at my school somebody carved their gang name into a toilet seat

[BLEU]

You guys have never had anonymous sex in a restroom before? Seriously?

Why.

[kahljorn]

hepatitis c

[kahljorn]

or some letter i dunno

[Dixie]

Kitsa, you've done a terrible thing sharing this with me.
Next time I go on tour with the guys I'm gonna make them stop at one of these places so they can use the restroom, and then wait for the reaction.
I might never be allowed on roadtrips again, but it could be so worth it.

[BLEU]

If you're actually going to do that then use http://www.squirt.org/ instead. It's much more reliable than gay universe.

...or so I've heard.

[Dixie]

Oooooooh!
I don't normally like signing up for stuff but this has endless possibilities for mischief.

[kahljorn]

;o

[Kitsa]

My dog chewed up a metal piepan last week. In under twenty minutes. I mean, she destroyed the fucker.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/piepan2.jpg


Anyhow, we thought she was ok because the time passed in which having any in her digestive tract would have caused a problem. Then I noticed last night that one of her teeth was broken off. One of her more important "canines", broken right off at the gum.

So, yay, vet visit we can't afford and possible surgery we really can't afford.

[Tadao]

Better put her down.

[BLEU]

Does she need the tooth? It's not like she has to kill for food.

[Kitsa]

It's more of an infection risk. If the broken-off tooth got abscessed, it would be one hell of a more expensive surgery than just to have it pulled.

I'm thinking I might as well shoot myself...I don't have a lot of money and I re-did my boyfriend's bathroom (http://www.whatisblik.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=B&Product_Code=NIN-SMB1) as a surprise for his birthday. He's nuts about oldschool Nintendo so I thought he'd love it.

He looks at it, goes to eat some cake and later asks, "So....that was the present?"

I can't fucking do anything right.

[BLEU]

What a tool. Girl, you need dump that zero and get with a HERO. YA'MEAN?

[Kitsa]

'kay.

It's not necessarily a tool thing but damn do I hate disappointing people with gifts :/ I try pretty hard for what I have to work with.

[BLEU]

Any gift is better than no gift at all. I mean really. What hell, man.

[Tadao]

Cool gift Kitsa!

[Kitsa]

Thanks. Here are the actual pics:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/justinbathroom1.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/Justinbathroom2.jpg

Would have looked one hell of a lot cooler with light blue walls, but it's a rental so I can't.

I was also pissed off that I couldn't get Mario faced in the right direction. So the "level" doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense and big mario is facing off a leftover koopa above the shower, but whatever, I was using the decals they gave me.

[BLEU]

Who wouldn't love that?! There's a piranha plant pipe behind the toilet. :love

[Tadao]

My guess is he's just being a little punk bitch and really likes what you did. He's gonna say that it's a gift for the both of you and try to squeeze another gift out. Good for him!

[Kitsa]

Maybe he was expecting something else, I dunno.

I am also embroidering a hand towel in the Bitter Luigi design (http://www.spritestitch.com/?p=245) from Sprite Stitch, but it's not finished.

I am a little depressed because his lack of enthusiasm for the DIY theme isn't boding well for Valentine's Day :/

[BLEU]

Wait--are homemade gifts out now? Because I've spent the past two months knitting a cashmere sweater for a friend's bday. >:

[Kitsa]

if they are out, I'm screwed.

[Tadao]

http://www.massacadsciences.org/hand_washing.jpg

I'm going to write an article and send it to the Onion about how people with OCD are destroying the earth by over use of water and paper product. Not to mention all the cleaning chemicals that go down the drain pipe.

[Dixie]

If he can't appreciate what you're doing, then you should find someone who will!
You're too talented for a ho-hum reaction!

[Tadao]

Someone who teases you all the time!

[Kitsa]

:rolleyes @ tadao

he's not a monster, he just acted mildly disappointed. He's worse at hiding it than most people.

[BLEU]

"accidentally" leave this thread up on your browser so he can read it and feel like the douche he acted.

[Dixie]

Kitsa's boyrfriend:
STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE!

[Fathom Zero]

lol @ White Power Bill

[Kitsa]

Dunno, I just can't bring myself to call him a douche on his birthday. Apparently I flubbed the present thing somewhere, like my dad does when he hands my mom a k-mart bag full of cheap crap on Christmas morning.

There was some relief at the vet's office when we took the dog in...rather than the tooth being broken off, it just never came in. He said it's there in her gum, but for whatever reason those two adult teeth are just not where they should be.

So that's a $45 vet visit, but no expensive surgery to worry about.

[Tadao]

Take all the decals down and make sure you are crying when he comes home. That way you'll get a special gift for Valentines.

[Kitsa]

I don't do that girly manipulation shit.

[Fathom Zero]

Why do you date an idiot, then?

[Kitsa]

Did I call him an idiot?

[WhiteRat]

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2007/04/Cpt.Ahab-PressFoto.jpg

[Tadao]

Poor Christopher Titus. He had me on the floor laughing at one time. Now it's just boring.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Was his new special not good? I was looking forward to watching it.

[Tadao]

I don't know. It's coming up and the commercial seemed like the same old story :(

[Fathom Zero]

Did I call him an idiot?

I think he's an idiot. Isn't that enough?

He can't seem to grasp common manners and that one should accept any gift and thank anybody who cares enough about them to give one. This is because they're not obligated to do shit for a person on your birthday.

I bet he also believes in not going to work on his birthday.

That irritates me. Even the minute description of his behaviour that you gave rubs me entirely the wrong way.

[Kitsa]

Fair enough, I guess.

[BLEU]

He can't seem to grasp common manners and that one should accept any gift and thank anybody who cares enough about them to give one. This is because they're not obligated to do shit for a person on your birthday.

I bet he also believes in not going to work on his birthday.

That irritates me. Even the minute description of his behaviour that you gave rubs me entirely the wrong way.

He's an adult who's obsessed with nostalgia and his nintendo. He is a man-child. That's a great boyfriend you're raising there, Kitsa.

[Kitsa]

Weird site for you to be frequenting if you poo-poo nostalgia.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know. It's coming up and the commercial seemed like the same old story :(

I still miss his show. Need to pick it up on DVD.

[BLEU]

Weird site for you to be frequenting if you poo-poo nostalgia.

Post about your bf troubles and I am going to comment on them. What did you expect. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU.

[Dixie]

Cosmic Catnip Bubbles are awesome.

[Tadao]

Getting high with the cats again?

[Dixie]

Unfortunately, nothing for me. Just the bubbles for the cats.