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Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:12 PM
8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders

Do you have plans for your army? :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:13 PM
[QUOTE=Aaarg;765061]also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"

Yeah. You can. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:13 PM
POST EDIT. :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:17 PM
You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

Bowie and Eno did 3 albums together. Low Heroes and Lodger.

I know I've listened to Lodger a few times but I can never remember a dam thing about it. :(

I was going to comment on the Berlin albums but I couldn't even remember the name of that one. :eek

I like Boys Keep Swinging off it.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:18 PM
I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(

I watched the start of it because I wanted to see a comedy at the time.

:emoticonsigh

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:19 PM
Ugh, one of our dogs bit our neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

Quick, put all your money offshore. :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:20 PM
First off, how is it not your fault?

Good question. It probably is his fault.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:22 PM
It's not like I went outside and demanded that the family dog run off and bite the neighbor. Before yesterday they've never done anything more than bark at things, they're little bitty rat-terrier/poodle mixes. They weight like 3 pounds, I have no idea what got into them.

I've never considered them my dogs, either. More like our dogs.

They sound like dreadful dogs. You should have shot them as soon as you could hold a gun. Just like your dad always wanted you to.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:23 PM
:rolleyes

Glad to see the grammar police on the case. :sunglasses

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:24 PM
I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

But we'll know.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:25 PM
In our hearts.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:25 PM
We'll know.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:26 PM
Ours still implies ownership and responsibility upon your part.

T only knows how to play Hardball.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:30 PM
[12:26] Shrub: http://thechive.com/2013/01/17/a-very-strange-thing-happens-when-you-scream-in-sweden-at-night-video/
[12:27] Pubbles: wolves. :O
[12:28] Shrub: mentals
[12:28] Pubbles: haha
[12:28] Shrub: rapists dream
[12:29] Pubbles: as if caused by my thinking his name: T is messaging me.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:32 PM
We are at a fault since we own the dog, but I took issue with my father explicitly telling me that it was my fault since he was the one who decided to move us up on top of shit mountain. He also told me that our dogs would be fine just wandering around.

This just makes me wish I had not agreed to move out here, it isn't exactly as great as he had made it seem.

So at the nub we all agree that you're to blame in the end.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:34 PM
Daddy complex :lol You should go to the big city and learn to be a man who takes responsibility for their inaction. IE: you will never make any tips.

Nick, I think we might not be the best support group for your problems.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:35 PM
Hey, as long as I can sell my script to the big wigs that'd make up for not making any tips.

Right? RIGHT?

No one wants to watch a movie about a guy that can't look after his dogs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:35 PM
No

True Story. :|

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:37 PM
well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

Maybe Bowie never released an album but said he did and we all believed him.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:38 PM
:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:40 PM
i mean what is the lawsuit gonna consist of
its a fuckin poodle

I GOT THIS BITE THAT KINDA HURT A LITTLE BIT
JUDGE: DID U HAVE TO HAVE SKIN GRAFTING OR STITCHES
NO BUT IT HURT A LItTLE
JUDGE: OK

I thought Americans sued over every little thing and always won and that is why you're a nation of pussies.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:41 PM
LNqeZVL_ZHE
i might have just watched that 3 times
peepee cockapoopoo

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:42 PM
I don't know, really. Alabama is one of those states that has a first bite clause, but I still feel bad that the dog bit someone. I looked at it and it did break the skin, probably not too seriously, but that's still not cool.

SHOOT. THE. DOG.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:43 PM
All dogs, I guess. Look I hate dogs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:44 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:44 PM
The dog is gonna be put down and his father is looking for this fuel to further his openly volatile hatred for the kid who wont leave home. lol

Actually. I might watch that movie, Nick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:46 PM
I bet you'll listen to lodger 5 times and never remember a thing about it. It must be a mind control thing.

Maybe it is the one that tricks people into liking Eno. :hypno

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:48 PM
peepee cockapoopoo
IJ1D0A3Ns30

Oh for fuck's sake...

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:49 PM
did they provoke the attack?

It was pre-emptive. They knew the neighbour was hoarding WMD.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:51 PM
burn after reading is actually really funny but i still feel bad for brad pitt

i dolike how the movie ends though. "just crazy"

the fucking machine was totally censored though. the dildo was censored so it basically just looked like a moving chair

Didn't someone make a gif of Kitsa shooting Pitt in the face? Good times.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:52 PM
From what we were told they didn't. She went to go throw a box or something away and noticed them barking but wasn't paying attention to them. Then one of them nipped her heel. Or something like that.

And by 'box' she means 'Kurds' and 'throw' she means 'gas'.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:53 PM
just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

Telling the woman she looks like livestock will totally win her over.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:53 PM
if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras

The dad hates the dogs almost as much as he hates Nick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:55 PM
so im trying to fill out my fafsa and it wont let me continue the application until i enter which highschool i graduated from
but i never graduated from highschool

it asks the same question if i say that i got a GED.
lol.

Lie?

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:55 PM
When I took the GED I had to do it at a school. It was an adult school called West Valley Occupational Center.

So I guess even with a GED, there is a school that is supposed to have records.

Yeah, I thought that would be the case. I still think lying is the best plan though.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:58 PM
We have cattle in a pasture out back, so the most we've had in this area are coyotes from time to time. They never come close to where people live though, because they're smart little bastards. They usually keep to the outskirts of the woods.

Put down food for them. Once your neighbour has a coyote infestation she'll forget all about your shitfuck dogs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:59 PM
Fortunately the humans who live there are complete idiots and deserve to have everything they worked for stolen from them over one easily avoidable issue.

:love

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 06:59 PM
Mhm.

>:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:00 PM
i live in the middle ofa suburb and occasionally in the middle of the night you see coyotes running by with small cats and dogs in their mouths

Gotta love those coyotes.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:01 PM
ya it really makes ya wonder what this world is coming to

What is the world fucking coming to, Steve?

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:01 PM
Good work!

Now to post over 1000 times in a row. :eek

Slow going. D:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:02 PM
To who, Babs?

TO WHO?

You have no fucking idea, Babs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:02 PM
Most certainly. :rock

Real imaginative, fuckhead.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:03 PM
I had to look that up.

I didn't really look it up.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:04 PM
Did you drink the gnarly wine and people?

Gnarly People.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:04 PM
Does Whiskey Medicine ever work? :eek

Gin Medicine is working for me right now. :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:08 PM
Happy fuck you, Dimmy. :)

┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:09 PM
Clearly not so much as to ever talk to her. :eek

Or anyone. :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:09 PM
You criminal, you.

What animal is your prison tattoo going to be?

I mean as well as your cheek spider tattoo.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:10 PM
That is some serious sounding flu. :eek

It is like business flu. No time for party flu.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:11 PM
Fuck.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:12 PM
Completely Dylan Snipples here.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:13 PM
How much does it suck?

It seems to suck mightily.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:14 PM
That is sucky. :eek

I think so.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:14 PM
No wonder you're on the Whiskey.

No wonder you're sad and alone, Shitbag.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:15 PM
Also having a non-compromised immune system helps.

You're such a dick.>:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:16 PM
You have an immune system that works. :D

That isn't a fucking emoticon. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:16 PM
If everyone did have them could we all stop getting the flu?

I don't think Flu is like Smallpox.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:17 PM
Tadao is intimately known to all the girlfriends.

Because he has sex with them. :bow

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:18 PM
Well, she'd need you to pull it out for her to speak.

That was about the girlfriend. Not the baby. :x

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:19 PM
Do they they make them small enough? :eek

Because of cocks. :orgasm

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:19 PM
Is this the page brak?

No.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:20 PM
OH NO YOU DON'T!

:lol

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:21 PM
hahahahahhahaa

hahahahahhahaa

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:21 PM
bugger!

Idiot.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:22 PM
Everytime you post I have to post more. :eek

Oh god. This is what hell is going to be like.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:23 PM
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

:wank

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:23 PM
I can't find the missed brak thing.

April, 2008.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:24 PM
So here is T with homo problems.

Technically every picture of T.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/tadao.jpg

:wank

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:25 PM
I think in response to Pub's replies I'll try to get today's pic of my and my love.

This didn't go well. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:26 PM
Yay for Dylan snipples.

Yay!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:26 PM
lol i forgot my password to picthingy

Probably for the best. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:27 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:28 PM
You should see his balloon animal show. Sans balloons, of course.

IT'S WITH COCKS! :orgasm

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:28 PM
The god of shitty clothes and circumstances. Sounds about right.

Sounds like me, actually.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:29 PM
hahaha I found it I'm so predictable :(

I wouldn't be able to log in anywhere if I wasn't predictable.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:30 PM
Did this arrive yet? :eek

I should go look in the PYPH thread for the pics.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:30 PM
hhaha it is the pics for my normal life :(

Not the ones you were looking for. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:31 PM
The best suggestion.

The worst reply.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:32 PM
You and me, pal.

To the moon!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:33 PM
I see. :blah

I hate you.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:33 PM
Quite the collection. :eek

Quite the idiot. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:34 PM
More than eight.

Idiot.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:34 PM
:highfive

Woo.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:35 PM
:hypno

>:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:36 PM
nWOo6LAMHOM

Half Man Half Biscuit.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:37 PM
Do you have plans for your army? :eek

Army of spiders. :chatter

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:38 PM
[QUOTE=Aaarg;765061]also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"

Yeah. You can. >:

Because Esuohlim does. :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:38 PM
Haha. Nice formatting, fool.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:40 PM
POST EDIT. :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/edit.gif

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:40 PM
I was going to comment on the Berlin albums but I couldn't even remember the name of that one. :eek

I like Boys Keep Swinging off it.

6SoiXlp0HAU

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:41 PM
I watched the start of it because I wanted to see a comedy at the time.

:emoticonsigh
I went to sleep feeling sad instead. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:42 PM
Quick, put all your money offshore. :eek

I happen to have an offshore account you can use. PM me.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:43 PM
Good question. It probably is his fault.

As it turned out; it was.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:44 PM
They sound like dreadful dogs. You should have shot them as soon as you could hold a gun. Just like your dad always wanted you to.

Make your dad proud, Nick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:44 PM
Glad to see the grammar police on the case. :sunglasses

:picklehat

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:45 PM
But we'll know.

We'll always know.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:45 PM
In our hearts.

Our loving hearts.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:46 PM
Son of a fuckshitbollocks.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:47 PM
Full on Dylan Snipples.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:48 PM
My Brak tag on photobucket has a picture of ELX with a Brak face holding a cock with a Kitsa face. :confused

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:49 PM
We'll know.

We'll know in our loving hearts, you son of a bitch.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:50 PM
T only knows how to play Hardball.

T only knows how to play with his Hardballs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:51 PM
[12:26] Shrub: http://thechive.com/2013/01/17/a-very-strange-thing-happens-when-you-scream-in-sweden-at-night-video/
[12:27] Pubbles: wolves. :O
[12:28] Shrub: mentals
[12:28] Pubbles: haha
[12:28] Shrub: rapists dream
[12:29] Pubbles: as if caused by my thinking his name: T is messaging me.

Good times.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:51 PM
So at the nub we all agree that you're to blame in the end.

Hehe, nub.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:52 PM
Nick, I think we might not be the best support group for your problems.

Not unless you send us nudes.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:52 PM
No one wants to watch a movie about a guy that can't look after his dogs.

It would be scored entirely by the Baha Men.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:53 PM
True Story. :|

Shut up.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:54 PM
Maybe Bowie never released an album but said he did and we all believed him.

You better not be calling Bowie a liar. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:54 PM
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:55 PM
I thought Americans sued over every little thing and always won and that is why you're a nation of pussies.

Not like the manly faggots we have over here.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:58 PM
peepee cockapoopoo

qrBj3u5dPgM

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:59 PM
SHOOT. THE. DOG.

Shoot all the dogs!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 07:59 PM
All dogs, I guess. Look I hate dogs.

Also me.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:00 PM
Actually. I might watch that movie, Nick.

Wanna watch it with me?

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:02 PM
Maybe it is the one that tricks people into liking Eno. :hypno

Quite the trick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:03 PM
Oh for fuck's sake...

The internet is full of crimes.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:04 PM
It was pre-emptive. They knew the neighbour was hoarding WMD.
Between this and the Baha men reference I guess I got my humour from 2003 today.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:05 PM
Didn't someone make a gif of Kitsa shooting Pitt in the face? Good times.

Just in my dreams, I guess.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:07 PM
And by 'box' she means 'Kurds' and 'throw' she means 'gas'.

It is a pity Turkey doesn't have oil, otherwise the Kurds there would be saved too.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:07 PM
Telling the woman she looks like livestock will totally win her over.

It is Alabama.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:09 PM
The dad hates the dogs almost as much as he hates Nick.

Which is a lot.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:10 PM
Oh buggering arse.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:10 PM
I keep closing the tab with the image too.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:11 PM
Thank you, Mister D Snipples.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:12 PM
Lie?

Totally Lie.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:13 PM
Yeah, I thought that would be the case. I still think lying is the best plan though.
Just never stop with all the lies.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:14 PM
Put down food for them. Once your neighbour has a coyote infestation she'll forget all about your shitfuck dogs.

Better yet. Feed your shittyfuckingass dogs to the goddamn coyotes.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:15 PM
:love

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:17 PM
>:

>:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:18 PM
Gotta love those coyotes.

Just straight up kissing those coyotes out of so much love.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:19 PM
What is the world fucking coming to, Steve?

Will we ever know, Steve?

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:19 PM
Slow going. D:

So many posts to make. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:20 PM
You have no fucking idea, Babs.

Why do you even fucking bother, Babs?

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:21 PM
Real imaginative, fuckhead.

This is just going to be me swearing at myself over and over soon.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:21 PM
I didn't really look it up.

I didn't understand it though.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:23 PM
Gnarly People.

Gnarly people mashed up into wine.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:23 PM
Gin Medicine is working for me right now. :eek

Now I just have a headache.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:27 PM
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐

http://seattle98.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/13.gif

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:28 PM
Or anyone. :eek

Loser.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:29 PM
I mean as well as your cheek spider tattoo.

Between all the awesome prison bumsecks.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:30 PM
It is like business flu. No time for party flu.

Mullet Flu. The worst of both.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:31 PM
Fuck.

Indeed. :posh

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:32 PM
Completely Dylan Snipples here.

Just rubbing my tongue all over them snipples.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:32 PM
It seems to suck mightily.

Just going to town with all the suck.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:33 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:34 PM
I think so.

Idiot.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:35 PM
No wonder you're sad and alone, Shitbag.

The worst.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:35 PM
You're such a dick.>:

Total Dick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:36 PM
That isn't a fucking emoticon. >:

Idiot.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:36 PM
I don't think Flu is like Smallpox.

It mutates too fast for global eradication.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:39 PM
Because he has sex with them. :bow

WITH HIS DICK! :yum

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:39 PM
That was about the girlfriend. Not the baby. :x

Girlfriends love Tadao's dick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:40 PM
Because of cocks. :orgasm

COCKS! :yum

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:41 PM
No.

Indeed. :posh

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:41 PM
:lol

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:42 PM
hahahahahhahaa

:lol

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:43 PM
Idiot.

Total Idiot.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:44 PM
Oh god. This is what hell is going to be like.

Just posting over and over with no way to stop.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:45 PM
:wank

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:45 PM
April, 2008.

Was the folder I found it in.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:46 PM
Technically every picture of T.

Has his dick exposed.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:46 PM
:wank

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:47 PM
This didn't go well. :(

It was quite sad, really. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:48 PM
Yay!

Woo!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:48 PM
Probably for the best. :(

:(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:49 PM
IT'S WITH COCKS! :orgasm

COCKS! :yum

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:50 PM
Sounds like me, actually.

A loser.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:51 PM
I wouldn't be able to log in anywhere if I wasn't predictable.

I had to call the bank today but I couldn't do anything because I couldn't remember my verbal password.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:52 PM
I should go look in the PYPH thread for the pics.

Yup. Any minute now. I'm going to go look for those pics of Kitsa.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:53 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:54 PM
Not the ones you were looking for. :(

Nor the droids. :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:55 PM
The worst reply.

It is quite a field of bad replies to find the utter worst.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:56 PM
To the moon!

Alice.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:57 PM
I hate you.

So much.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:57 PM
Quite the idiot. >:

Fool.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:58 PM
Idiot.

>:

Esuohlim
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:58 PM
!!

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:58 PM
Woo.

:)

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 08:59 PM
>:

:eek

Esuohlim
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:00 PM
PUB I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO CATCH UP WITH THE REST OF THE THREAD

such fun we will have

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:01 PM
Half Man Half Biscuit.

JCYOQOn-NPU

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:01 PM
Army of spiders. :chatter

Just crawling all over you. Think of it.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:02 PM
[QUOTE=Pub Lover;765209]

Because Esuohlim does. :eek

He hates the shit out of Eno.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:03 PM
Haha. Nice formatting, fool.

Bad edits all the way down.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/edit.gif

It spins too fast for me to click it. No edits for me. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:04 PM
6SoiXlp0HAU

Bowie. :rock

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:05 PM
I went to sleep feeling sad instead. :(

This is not uncommon for me.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:06 PM
I happen to have an offshore account you can use. PM me.

Which I can't access by phone. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:06 PM
As it turned out; it was.

Completely Nick's fault.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:07 PM
Make your dad proud, Nick.

Kill those dogs/yourself.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:08 PM
:picklehat

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:08 PM
We'll always know.

It is what we're best at.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:09 PM
Our loving hearts.

Our Mother Loving Hearts.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:10 PM
Son of a fuckshitbollocks.

Loving son of a fuckshitbollocks.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:10 PM
Full on Dylan Snipples.

Sucking on those Snipples.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:11 PM
What a fucking apt misbrak. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Esuohlim
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:12 PM
YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE

MISSED YOUR CHANCE FOR FUN

Esuohlim
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:12 PM
:(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:12 PM
My Brak tag on photobucket has a picture of ELX with a Brak face holding a cock with a Kitsa face. :confused

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2011/PageRackkitsa.gif

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:13 PM
We'll know in our loving hearts, you son of a bitch.

Fuck you, Nick. We'll know.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:14 PM
T only knows how to play with his Hardballs.

And his hard dick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:14 PM
Good times.

Best times.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:15 PM
Hehe, nub.

It's like dick. :orgasm

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:16 PM
Not unless you send us nudes.

Of your dick! :yum

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:16 PM
It would be scored entirely by the Baha Men.

Fucking shitty movies with their shitty scores.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:17 PM
Shut up.

Idiot.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:18 PM
You better not be calling Bowie a liar. >:

You dick.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:18 PM
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:19 PM
Not like the manly faggots we have over here.

Butch ass queers vs your weak ass wusses.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:19 PM
qrBj3u5dPgM

Internet crime. >:

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:20 PM
Shoot all the dogs!

Damn those dogs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:22 PM
Also me.

Damn me to hell.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:23 PM
Wanna watch it with me?

We could snuggle up on the couch and watch a movie of you being utterly shit at keeping your dogs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:23 PM
Quite the trick.

It boggles the mind.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:24 PM
The internet is full of crimes.

Most of them mine. :eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:25 PM
Between this and the Baha men reference I guess I got my humour from 2003 today.
It is lucky that my humour is never funny though.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:26 PM
Just in my dreams, I guess.
My sexy, creepy dreams.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:27 PM
It is a pity Turkey doesn't have oil, otherwise the Kurds there would be saved too.
Topical.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:28 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:28 PM
It is Alabama.

Which means what?

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:29 PM
Which is a lot.

An ocean of hate.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:30 PM
Oh buggering arse.

:orgasm

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:31 PM
I keep closing the tab with the image too.

Better stop doing that then.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:31 PM
Thank you, Mister D Snipples.

Thank you so hard.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:33 PM
Totally Lie.

All of the lies.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:33 PM
Just never stop with all the lies.

Ever.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:34 PM
Better yet. Feed your shittyfuckingass dogs to the goddamn coyotes.

Those marvellous coyotes.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:38 PM
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:38 PM
>:

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:39 PM
Just straight up kissing those coyotes out of so much love.

Taking those coyotes home and making a man out of them.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:39 PM
Will we ever know, Steve?

Come back, Steve. :(

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:40 PM
So many posts to make. :(

All of the posts to make.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:41 PM
Why do you even fucking bother, Babs?

Goddamnit, Babs.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:41 PM
This is just going to be me swearing at myself over and over soon.

So fucking true.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:42 PM
I didn't understand it though.

Like most things.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:42 PM
Gnarly people mashed up into wine.

Supping on the juices of the mashed up gnarly folk.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:43 PM
Now I just have a headache.

Forever.

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:44 PM
http://seattle98.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/13.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/ycantibu/brydon_flipping_bird.gif

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Loser.

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:45 PM
Between all the awesome prison bumsecks.

:orgasm

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:46 PM
Mullet Flu. The worst of both.

:rolleyes

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:46 PM
Indeed. :posh

:eek

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:47 PM
Just rubbing my tongue all over them snipples.

Snipples foreplay. :yum

Pub Lover
Jan 17th, 2013, 09:47 PM
:pagebrak