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ItalianStereotype
Sep 28th, 2011, 01:25 PM
I don't want Pram Maven to go anywhere. If he's a character, then he's the most masterful I've ever seen. If he isn't, he's so delightfully pathetic.

b_squared
Sep 28th, 2011, 01:40 PM
Pram Maven
remorseful
Location: animal shelter

I have a syringe "blue juice" for you here.

b_squared
Sep 28th, 2011, 01:42 PM
It will cure what's ailing you...I promise.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 01:46 PM
I don't think he's the most pathetic we've had on these boards, though.

ItalianStereotype
Sep 28th, 2011, 01:53 PM
No, he's probably not the most pathetic, but he's up there.

I think Kulturkampf was probably worse, maybe OaO.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 01:59 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but OaO was the guy with ZERO personality that posted a bunch of fuckshit in the political forum, which in turn made my brother, who couldn't take a joke jump on him for being a 'right wing' biggot. All the while he posted shirtless pictures of himself all over the forum. Right?

b_squared
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:11 PM
No, he's probably not the most pathetic, but he's up there.

I think Kulturkampf was probably worse, maybe OaO.


Kulturkampf has my vote for the worst.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:17 PM
I don't even know who Kulturkampf is...

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:40 PM
I don't want Pram Maven to go anywhere. If he's a character, then he's the most masterful I've ever seen. If he isn't, he's so delightfully pathetic.

What is character, what you put into the world? Or what the world puts into you? I am positive and negative, light and dark, happy and sad. I wear a mask, but I am a mask covering the mask I wear. All will be revealed when my flesh rots off my bone. Until then, you get to guess which "me" is better known. ;)

Thrash0- I am intrigued, tell me more!

Colonel Flagg
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:42 PM
OaO and K².

Brings back memories.

Unfortunately, they used to be successfully repressed. :(

Esuohlim
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:44 PM
Honestly Pram, why do you keep striving for validation that you know you'll never get? It's repetitive and obnoxious, and it's grounds for permanent banning if it keeps up for yet another goddamn four months.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:46 PM
You have something I want.

Colonel Flagg
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:51 PM
Dude. Less is more. And much less is much more.

Just sayin'.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 02:54 PM
Good point, but this is the only board that stole my humilty and made a mockery of my real life. If I can't have those threads deleted, then I'll just change who I am to something more agreeable.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:03 PM
links pls

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:04 PM
This has to be a joke. No one can really be as stupid as you.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:05 PM
I am a chameleon... You all should know that by now. I adapt to what ever is around me. If it's negative energy, I'm negative. Positive energy, I'm positive. In high school, I studied theatre. In college, I studied set building. In life, I create characters and build the worlds they live in. As an animator, I am God.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:08 PM
I'm pretty sure that just means that you don't have a personality of your own.

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:08 PM
I am a chameleon... You all should know that by now. I adapt to what ever is around me. If it's negative energy, I'm negative. Positive energy, I'm positive. In high school, I studied theatre. In college, I studied set building. In life, I create characters and build the worlds they live in. As an animator, I am God.

God wasn't a rapist.

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:09 PM
links pls

One is in my sig, about 60 times

The I remember why I came here thread in Loveline is good too

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:13 PM
I do have a personality of my own, but it hasn't shown up on the internet often. Through 15 years posting as Pram Maven, I kind of lost myself in the role.

See this (http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&source=hp&q=Don%20Carlson%20animator&pbx=1&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=48cf89d288d1a0a1&biw=1044&bih=665&pf=p&pdl=500)?

You attacked my livelihood. All you had to do to win was attack Pram Maven. You overshot and landed your blows on the actor playing him.

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:15 PM
I do have a personality of my own, but it hasn't shown up on the internet often. Through 15 years posting as Pram Maven, I kind of lost myself in the role.

See this (http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&source=hp&q=Don%20Carlson%20animator&pbx=1&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=48cf89d288d1a0a1&biw=1044&bih=665&pf=p&pdl=500)?

You attacked my livelihood. All you had to do to win was attack Pram Maven. You overshot and landed your blows on the actor playing him.

lol

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:17 PM
THESE ARE REAL LIFE PRANKS

WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THEM FROM ALL YOUR TIME AT ZUG

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:19 PM
Threating to sue over Pram Maven being called an idiot was a joke, by the way. This, on the other hand... It's not fair to make up negative things about someone. Through the four months I've been here this year, I never messed with anyone's creative career.

Also, while I do post on Zug, I am not involved in the prank scene. I just post on the message board, which used to be called GAB. It's Zug Live, now.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:21 PM
I rarely post on Zug anymore. Not since Thrash0 posted that porn over there. I hardly post anywhere.

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:22 PM
FYI: You have to have a creative career before someone can mess with it

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:22 PM
I rarely post on Zug anymore. Not since Thrash0 posted that porn over there. I hardly post anywhere.

WHAT WASNT FUNNY ABOUT A MAN DIEARRHEAING ON A WOMANS FACE. THE ULTIMATE PRANK.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:25 PM
I DID. I was quite accomplished as an animator and well known (and well liked) on Youtube. The other places people respect me, you don't even know about because they are closed communities. But yeah, Thrash0, I am not just a troll. I just don't have anything going for me anymore. You took it away.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:26 PM
I didn't know Pram hated Mexicans. That's not cool.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:30 PM
Get off your high horse. You're not a goddamn star. NOBODY aside from the people on this website search your name on google. And if they did, they would find a link saying you hate mexicans from a website called I-MOCKERY. If I were a famous animator, I'd hope my fans had a sense of humor.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:31 PM
I don't hate anyone. Someone else posted that garbage. I think it was Chojin.

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:33 PM
I DID. I was quite accomplished as an animator and well known (and well liked) on Youtube. The other places people respect me, you don't even know about because they are closed communities. But yeah, Thrash0, I am not just a troll. I just don't have anything going for me anymore. You took it away.

Alright this is just ridiculous. I've taken the time to actually type out everything that you should do in order to get the fuck over all of this and get on with your life. YOU did all of this. There is only one way to fix it and it's probably gonna take alot of time and effort and a few big changes on your part. I put alot of thought and work into this because I actually feel bad for you dude. Choose to read it and start a new and positive journey, or don't, it's up to you.

shut up and die

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:33 PM
HickMan, there are unreasonable people who exist who will not just write off the fact it was on I-mockery as a joke. They will wonder why an entire site would attack a guy who is known for teaching animation techniques and inventing things. They will be confused and misled to believe what isn't true. In this enconomy, that is not something I am willing to gamble on. I need work, pure and simple.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:35 PM
If I don't get work, I will have to sleep in a fucking fold out couch with MY OWN DAD.

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:37 PM
They will wonder why an entire site would attack a guy who is known for teaching animation techniques and inventing things.

Like the "Sleepy Time Juice Box" or the "Portland 2 Nut Kid's Meal".

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:39 PM
HickMan, there are unreasonable people who exist who will not just write off the fact it was on I-mockery as a joke. They will wonder why an entire site would attack a guy who is known for teaching animation techniques and inventing things. They will be confused and misled to believe what isn't true. In this enconomy, that is not something I am willing to gamble on. I need work, pure and simple.

They are also the kind of people who would fire you after making you help them do non unionized masonry and pipe fitter work for 3 weeks. Is that really the kind of people you want to work for.

OR

Would you prefer a reputable company, with people in charge who are smart enough to understand what this thread is about after looking at the links title?

3 weeks of backbreaking work that has nothing to do with your actual skill set for minimum wage, or years of work with intelligent reputable bosses? If anything we are saving you from making the wrong decision here. And do you thank us? No.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:39 PM
GIVE IT A REST, Thrashhole.

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:41 PM
Thrashhole.....

Well it IS better than Flail0 I have to admit

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:42 PM
What kind of work are you dissuading me from doing, Pent? Animation work, or working in a factory?

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:42 PM
I like "Smash0" too, because all he does is destroy.

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:44 PM
I like "Smash0" too, because all he does is destroy pussy.

*fixed

kahljorn
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:45 PM
are you trying to make him sound like a cunt or like a cool guy

cause smash0 sounds cool.

its like if i took pram maven and changed it to... nevermind that names just gay

maybe ham samon i mean i am kind of hungry but that just sounds gross samon flavored ham?

I guess you are a fishy smelling ham, though.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:46 PM
it's never been about fame to me. It's about respect and honor, and positivity.

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:46 PM
What kind of work are you dissuading me from doing, Pent? Animation work, or working in a factory?

I am saying the kinds of peole who are fools enough to limit their background check to the first page on Google are the kinds of people who will hire you and say it is for animation, then tell you that before you actually do the animation you have to go through training. Then instead they will assign you to menial tasks that could involve heavy lifting, garage door installation, non unionized plumbing, non unionized masonry, non unionized pipe fitting because "the guy who trains is busy so let's put you here for now.

Of course, you will think it is odd, but you will go along because you want to be a team player. But three weeks go by, and you have yet to receive even a minute of this required training they insist you need. But hey, those projects I listed are all done and suddenly their building is up to code for a deep discount. But "I'm sorry, we have to let you go. It isn't anything you did, we just can't keep you".

We just want to make sure you only get quality jobs

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:47 PM
and fanboy pussy.

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:49 PM
It's about respect and honor, and positivity.

None of that shit exists on the internet

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:49 PM
Pent- oh... Well since you put it that way, I have no beef with I-mockery.

I don't like Pram Maven anymore. I just want to be Pram. Can I do that? Ironically, I'd probably leave shortly after it was changed, but it's the principle of the thing.

kahljorn
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:49 PM
whatever Ham Salmon :rolleyes

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:50 PM
its like if i took pram maven and changed it to... nevermind that names just gay


pram maven

I see what you thought there

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:51 PM
pram maven

I see what you thought there

please christ mods please change his name

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 28th, 2011, 03:59 PM
are you trying to make him sound like a cunt or like a cool guy

cause smash0 sounds cool.



its like if i took pram maven and changed it to... nevermind that names just gay

maybe ham samon i mean i am kind of hungry but that just sounds gross samon flavored ham?

I guess you are a fishy smelling ham, though.

Or Nina Samoan

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 28th, 2011, 04:10 PM
it's never been about fame to me. It's about respect and honor, and positivity.

http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/91/9103.jpg

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 04:12 PM
Pram this sums everything up pretty well (NSFW):

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/visualrepramsentation.jpeg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 28th, 2011, 04:13 PM
Which ones of these are not like the other ones?

ThrashO (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=15981), dejonl1hv (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16697), danie4ij4 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16759), aileeyz0dxp (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16714), kellylkg2m (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16754), michaor9e (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16764), matthp4x4 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16779), shirlvutj (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16765), b_squared (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=11007), HickMan (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=736), carolilsv (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16732), Esuohlim (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=522), lafli3skb2 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16678), kathyocwz9u (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=16766), Pentegarn (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6949)

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 04:17 PM
Yeah the spambot epidemic is getting a bit out of control

ItalianStereotype
Sep 28th, 2011, 04:41 PM
Last season on CSI, I was following the Haskell character. In his prison interviews, he gave statements that consisted of facts mixed with fiction.

On I-mockery, I have patterned my character after him. If it is hard to tell when I'm being a character and when I'm being myself, that much is deliberate. Whenever I have an enemy, I thrive on confusing it.

Don Carlson. Portland animator. Serial killer. Presidential buttfucker.

b_squared
Sep 28th, 2011, 04:42 PM
skynet spam.
http://www.notmike.com/images/spambot.jpg

Zomboid
Sep 28th, 2011, 04:52 PM
My dog crawls under the blanket, cuddles up somewhere around my mid-section, and I fart in his face once he's comfortable--then he scurries out. It's a fun little game for us.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:00 PM
Hey, Zomboid! What kind of dog do you own?

ItalianStereotype
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:04 PM
Man, looking back at the beginning of this thread, it's depressing to see how many of us are still here seven years later.

Kitsa
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:11 PM
I spent the day in a neuroscience unit doing IQ tests. Not due to any staggering genius on my part; it's more because my brain's been radiated and they want to figure out what that does to a person 30 years on.

Did great with the vocabulary and reading comprehension and the puzzle-solving. She said I got further on the list of words to define than anyone. She gave me a board of different keys and about 50 different keyholes to fit them into in x amount of time, and I pretty much owned that one so I was feeling pretty good.

And then she gave me some pansy math I hadn't done since elementary school and I felt like a total idiot :( Remember all of that stuff that you think would never be relevant again? Well, I found out where it's relevant...and when you have 10 minutes to solve a page full of problems in 10 point font :(

Weird how you can do great in college math and then be stumped by fourth grade stuff :(

Zomboid
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:18 PM
Hey, Zomboid! What kind of dog do you own?

Hi, HickMan!

This one is a chihuahua. Also have an Irish wolfhound cross and a dying German shepherd.

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:37 PM
Wow, that's awesome. I just bought my parents a poodle-yorkie mix. He's a pistol! Aren't dogs just neat?

HickMan
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:39 PM
Man, looking back at the beginning of this thread, it's depressing to see how many of us are still here seven years later.

I wouldn't say it's depressing. This site's where I started to experience the internet. I've always liked it, and although I wasn't around for a while, I came back...because of YOU PEOPLE. I miss some of the guys who used to come here. I don't see SAM, Liquidstatik or Schimid post anything lately.

Hey remember when we all traded phone numbers? God was that neat.

ItalianStereotype
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:41 PM
my phone number hasn't changed since then and I'm sure someone still has it

Colonel Flagg
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:48 PM
please christ mods please change his name

Revamp Man

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:54 PM
Flagg- YES! I was just about to say that. It's an anagram. Always has been.

Esuohlim
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:57 PM
More like "Mm...Rape Van", then

captain516
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:57 PM
http://www.rudedesigns.com/images/artistpic.jpg

captain516
Sep 28th, 2011, 05:58 PM
http://www.ccplaw.com/graphics/dcarlson_bio_pic.gif

Zomboid
Sep 28th, 2011, 06:00 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? FUCK OFF.

captain516
Sep 28th, 2011, 06:03 PM
Those were the search results for Don Carlson in google. I was gonna make a point about how ridiculous they all look, but changed my mind
why the hostility?

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 06:09 PM
Works for me.

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 06:11 PM
Oh, very funny, Thrash0. You're not Charlie Day.

Rongi
Sep 28th, 2011, 07:37 PM
Pram you're not very good at keeping promises

Rongi
Sep 28th, 2011, 07:49 PM
I'm back on Lawn Guyland until Sunday

I forgot how horribly depressing this place is, take me back to Binghamton :(

Rongi
Sep 28th, 2011, 07:52 PM
sNdOtaHniQc&NR

Esuohlim
Sep 28th, 2011, 08:37 PM
Great, I'm super compatible with FZ's last.fm faggy taste in music :rolleyes :rolleyes

http://i.imgur.com/E0tCs.png

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 09:07 PM
Pram you're not very good at keeping promises

What? My name hasn't changed. Quid pro quo, Sire.

Rongi
Sep 28th, 2011, 09:10 PM
oh man all the pickles are gone :o

Milhouse, you liked This Heat? Why didn't you tell me >:

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 09:14 PM
More like "Mm...Rape Van", then

I find your post humorous and will express this in the form of a quote and public declaration

Fathom Zero
Sep 28th, 2011, 09:35 PM
Great, I'm super compatible with FZ's last.fm faggy taste in music :rolleyes :rolleyes

http://i.imgur.com/E0tCs.png

Congratulations - you matched me in 5/3398ths of my music tastes.

Colonel Flagg
Sep 28th, 2011, 09:39 PM
oh man all the pickles are gone :o

I was hungry, dammit. :yum

Rongi
Sep 28th, 2011, 09:42 PM
ew you ate the red ones too :x

ThrashO
Sep 28th, 2011, 09:46 PM
Oh, very funny, Thrash0. You're not Charlie Day.

You're the stupidest mother fucker in the world.

NO SHIT IM NOT, IDIOT.

ItalianStereotype
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:00 PM
On I-mockery, I have patterned my character after him. If it is hard to tell when I'm being a character and when I'm being myself, that much is deliberate. Whenever I have an enemy, I thrive on confusing it.

See, Thrash, in reality he knew you weren't Charlie Day, but he wanted to throw you off his trail. You're dancing to his tune, puppet.

Esuohlim
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:06 PM
Congratulations - you matched me in 5/3398ths of my music tastes.

They list only five at a time anyway, so there's way more, but the compatibility percentage also takes into account how much of the same artist we both listen to. SOUL MATE.

Shyandquietguy
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:08 PM
Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson will support frieght truckers smashing into filled family vans in intersections while hopped up on coke because they have problems.

Esuohlim
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:09 PM
Milhouse, you liked This Heat? Why didn't you tell me >:

I haven't listened to enough to make a decision yet :(

Fathom Zero
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:10 PM
Let's make love.

Esuohlim
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:12 PM
YOU MUST REACTIVATE THE REPUTATION SYSTEM BEFORE GIVING IT TO FATHOM ZERO AGAIN

Fathom Zero
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:13 PM
and nothing's smelling like a rose, but I don't care if no one's coming up for air. I know nothin's gonna change my clothes ever anymore

Fathom Zero
Sep 28th, 2011, 10:13 PM
:sexgifs

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 11:11 PM
Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson will support frieght truckers smashing into filled family vans in intersections while hopped up on coke because they have problems.

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x370/prammaven/funnylipstickfinal.png

Zhukov
Sep 28th, 2011, 11:26 PM
Christ.

Pentegarn
Sep 28th, 2011, 11:32 PM
oh man all the pickles are gone :o



That was the biggest rep boost Pram will ever get

Pram Maven
Sep 28th, 2011, 11:32 PM
That used to be Booberry. Shy's meanness altered the universe and caused him to get a sex change.

Shyandquietguy
Sep 28th, 2011, 11:49 PM
I know what you are but what am I?

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson supports lynching of wife beaters who are not white.

Pram Maven
Sep 29th, 2011, 12:44 AM
I am not racist, goddammit. Never have been, never will be. Knock it off.

Zhukov
Sep 29th, 2011, 12:48 AM
Oh wow, you do know that Shy is Asian or something, right? You can't tell an Asian person to knock it off.

"I'm not racist!"

*says racist thing*


:lol

Pram Maven
Sep 29th, 2011, 12:57 AM
I made your avatar again. The pictures I used for reference were of him older, though. Hope you like it.

Pram Maven
Sep 29th, 2011, 01:13 AM
Oh, should have said where. It's in the Smoothing Clay thread.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:10 AM
I haven't posted here in like a year but I see Pub Lover went a page in this thread without posting. Feels wrong man.

Zhukov
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:17 AM
I made your avatar again. The pictures I used for reference were of him older, though. Hope you like it.




I can't believe you did that. It's awful.

As promised I will bury the hatchet (IN YOUR FACE) and stop going out of my way to hate you for no reason (IT COMES NATURALLY AND I HAVE LOTS OF REASONS).

I'm not going to be your friend; I don't like you. Nobody likes you here. I can't believe you wasted your time making a clay sculpture as a present for me; how could you have not known that it would be a waste of time? I've never been nice to you, even while you were working on that tripe. How could you not have known?

I did this on purpose, and I always had the intention of not being your friend. I said the last one was awful and broke my promise... why would you make another one?


You will NEVER be liked here, nobody gave you a "fair chance" because you were dumb, and your constant posting just makes it worse and worse because you are showing us what a desperate and pathetic person you are. GO AWAY.

Why do you keep coming back only to get slapped in the face time and time again? It really is an abusive relationship.

"I hope you like it."

I really hope you feel this punch - it was aimed at your face.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:31 AM
I do seem to remember Pram Maven being a pretty shitty poster but I can't remember why.

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:36 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN I MISSED YOU :(

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:37 AM
TEARS OF JOY

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:39 AM
Emu did you bring ScruU2wice and Matt Harty too?

FUCK that MetalMilitia guy, though

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:40 AM
I got your PM :)

I'm going to try to post here more often. Being unemployed gives me a lot more free time!!

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:41 AM
Emu did you bring ScruU2wice and Matt Harty too?

FUCK that MetalMilitia guy, though

No I never talked to anybody on this forum outside of this forum. I guess I'm e-asocial or some shit.

It seems like a lot of people that left came back recently though. It's like how all the Sephiroth clones gather at the north pole to fuck or something.

Pram Maven
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:43 AM
You wouldn't know talent if it fucked your mother.

I can't believe you did that. It's awful.

As promised I will bury the hatchet (IN YOUR FACE) and stop going out of my way to hate you for no reason (IT COMES NATURALLY AND I HAVE LOTS OF REASONS).

I'm not going to be your friend; I don't like you. Nobody likes you here. I can't believe you wasted your time making a clay sculpture as a present for me; how could you have not known that it would be a waste of time? I've never been nice to you, even while you were working on that tripe. How could you not have known?

I did this on purpose, and I always had the intention of not being your friend. I said the last one was awful and broke my promise... why would you make another one?


You will NEVER be liked here, nobody gave you a "fair chance" because you were dumb, and your constant posting just makes it worse and worse because you are showing us what a desperate and pathetic person you are. GO AWAY.

Why do you keep coming back only to get slapped in the face time and time again? It really is an abusive relationship.

"I hope you like it."

I really hope you feel this punch - it was aimed at your face.

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:44 AM
Unemployment is gay :( What've you been up to in the past year and a half

Rongi came back a few weeks ago too. Guess what, he's younger than you think he is. :eek :eek

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:48 AM
Uhhhh

I lived in Florida for a while and then I got a job selling old video games, then I was fired from said job because the boss's son didn't feel it was necessary to remain awake during his shift or do any of his work and when I complained about it I was told that I destroyed the owner's relationship with his son. And he was talking shit about me to the customers, who were in turn telling me that he was the reason they would no longer come to the store. Also I was promised a raise for two years and never received it so I got fired the day after I asked what the fuck.

Oh and I was robbed at gunpoint by a crackhead.

I moved back to Illinois.

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:50 AM
Sounds good man

I spent the last year and a half posting on I-Mockery

Not as exciting as getting hella mugged by crazy people though

Rongi gets mugged every couple weeks

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:53 AM
It wasn't really a mugging since I was working at a motel at the time although they did take my wallet and my Mother 3 Courage Badge keychain and attached keys. The pewter one that they only made one print run of. :|

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:01 AM
Fuck man, you just reminded me that I never got very far at all in Mother 3 even though I was literally waiting for YEARS for that stupid patch to be done and released :(

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:05 AM
Rongi gets mugged every couple weeks

I GOT MUGGED ONLY LIKE TWICE EVER IN MY LIFE >: >: >: >:

also, sup emu

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:09 AM
sup

Fuck man, you just reminded me that I never got very far at all in Mother 3 even though I was literally waiting for YEARS for that stupid patch to be done and released :(

Go finish it, not even kidding

Zomboid
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:10 AM
It's nice that there's no "HEY, CATCH ME UP ON WHAT'S HAPPENED" shit thus far.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:15 AM
Zomboid I was playing Splatterhouse 3 just last night. Fuck that thing in your signature. I lost all of my lives between him and the teddy bear boss :|

Zomboid
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:27 AM
It's easy once you learn his bullshit pattern and don't jump at all. The teddy bear, on the other hand, is a total cunt.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:35 AM
I also messed up and hulked out in the room before the boss on accident. So that didn't help.

Fathom Zero
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:00 AM
Y'ever beat Persona 2? :lol

HickMan
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:56 AM
I enjoyed the Sephiroth analogy.

Pentegarn
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:01 AM
You wouldn't know talent if it fucked your mother.

You did do one thing funny finally though Pram.

You assumed a guy with no honor would behave honorably if you poured your heart into a project just because he said he would. He is right about you though, you are dumb. Everyone could see what he would do from a mile away cause, you know, no honor.

Next time deal with those of us who have the courtesy to treat you like shit straight up. We'll say no deal, but at least we are trying to help you directly even though you don't realize it

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 01:10 PM
Y'ever beat Persona 2? :lol

I actually got to literally the very end and stopped for some reason. Should go beat it.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 01:54 PM
I hate when I sell shit on ebay and people take several days to pay on something they won and then get all uppity about it when you ask them :|

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:02 PM
I feel you man, I hate it when I buy shit on ebay and in the end I end up having to pay them

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:04 PM
:UPROARIOUSLAUGHTER

By the way, every time Pram Maven posts from now on they're getting dumped in a special thread because I'm sick of this bullshit. The five of you who still give him a hard time will be more than welcome to do all the fighting there

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:21 PM
I just realized I've had an account here for 8 years and most of the people posting here are the same folks that were here when I joined. Don't know what to think about that

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:23 PM
Nah dog, we got plenty of new people around here. Kitsa, k0k0, Pentegarn, Thrash0 are all new

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:26 PM
Esuohlim you should get on Twin Peaks. And play Deadly Premonition if you haven't. It's 2010's best Twin Peaks Simulator.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:37 PM
would someone who tends to think david lynch doesn't really have anything to say find twin peaks interesting?

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 02:43 PM
Wellllll

Twin Peaks is a TV series so you're not going to see a lot of the abject weirdness of, say, Eraserhead. There's an actual mystery plot to it and some supernatural stuff in a similar sort of vein to the X-Files at parts. The main reason to watch it is for the extremely eccentric characters and the awesome direction. It influenced a whole lot of shows that came after it and if you like the Simpsons you'll see a lot of stuff they referenced throughout the series.

The first 10 episodes or so basically play out like a soap opera before things go completely batshit in the second season so there's that.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:02 PM
I don't know when I'll ever have the time to check out Twin Peaks, but I've been curious about it.

David Lynch I've come to feel is kind of a nothing, especially compared to his influences (Bunuel, Jodorowsky, Fellini). Eraserhead isn't really a big deep metaphor for anything, it's Lynch's disturbed meditations on raising a child in an increasingly complex and alienating world. The first time I saw it I was 16 and didn't really know anything about surrealism, so I was like "oh man I have no idea what's going on therefore it must be brilliant!" Now that I "get it", I'm like "oh man this movie really doesn't hold up too well on 2nd viewing".

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:08 PM
That being said, I think his aesthetic is unique and interesting, but I don't think it signifies anything meaningful. Lynch's view of the world is very simple and kind of banal.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:16 PM
I think there's a lot to be enjoyed about Twin Peaks regardless of your opinion of Lynch's other work. Like I was saying, it's a completely different medium than he usually works in, therefore, he has a different audience, a co-director (Mark Frost) and a lot more corporate overhead that keeps him in check. At the very bottom level I think Twin Peaks is worth watching just because of how important it is to all of the television that followed it. I also feel that it mixes the feel of a serious cop drama with a sidelong glance and an ironic tone very nicely. It's a one-of-a-kind show.

HickMan
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:19 PM
That's always been a show that I wanted to check out-I'll have to download it once I get back to the States. Did it only run for two seasons?

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:21 PM
I think so, yeah

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:22 PM
oh and there was a movie too

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:22 PM
It's on Netflix, if you have that. The first season is 10 episodes, the second season is 20.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:23 PM
Also don't buy the DVD set, I hear they cut out the hour-long pilot (which is a really important episode since it sets the tone for the entire rest of the series) and there's a lot of audio fuckups.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:24 PM
maybe i'll check twin peaks out during my winter break, prob won't have nothin better to do ;(

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:26 PM
As much as I like Twin Peaks it's not one of those things where you might actually be retarded if you don't like it. It's like anything Lynch does, it's not for everybody. I say this as someone who watches almost no TV so take that as you will

HickMan
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:26 PM
Haji sells all kinds of shit on DVD. I once picked up the 'Arnold Schwarzanegger Academy Award Pack'. Now, I'm not sure if he ever got an Oscar...maybe for 'Twins', but still, kind of a funny name. It had every oddball movie he's been in. From classics like 'Total Recall' to some I've never seen. One was called 'Stay Hungry' with Jeff Bridges. You get to see 70s Sally Field's ass, so it's worth a gander.

Maybe I can find 'Twin Peaks' in their Bazaar somewhere. I kind of doubt it, but if they have the entire series of 'Knight Rider/Air Wolf' then I'd say anything's possible.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:28 PM
I find the second season DVDs in the budget rack at basically every dollar store in the States so who knows

Never the first season, weirdly

Kitsa
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:37 PM
I didn't see it mentioned here but I might as well be a know-it-all ass and let you know the movie's a prequel.

David Lynch sort of falls into the Tim Burton category for me, in that you pretty much know what you're getting.

Kitsa
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:41 PM
I find the second season DVDs in the budget rack at basically every dollar store in the States so who knows

Never the first season, weirdly

I think the 2nd season was pretty much the one where everyone was like "oh, fuck it."

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:42 PM
Yeah. From what I understand there was a lot of meddling from the higher-ups in the story and Lynch got kind of fed up with it. Hence the ending.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:45 PM
I don't really watch anything on TV either, save for Breaking Bad. The Wire, IMO, is probably the best thing to ever air on television. Brilliant on every single level.

Emu, if you like Lynch, and assuming you haven't seen anything by the guys I mentioned before, check out That Obscure Object of Desire, The Discreet Charms of The Bourgeois, The Exterminating Angel, The Holy Mountain and El Topo. All good stuff

Kitsa
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:45 PM
I tried doing a re-watch marathon a few weeks back and somewhere around the middle of the second season I started feeling really weird mentally. I eased back off to one ep every couple of days and all was well again.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 03:51 PM
Twin Peaks is a hard show to marathon, even though it kind of makes you want to. A lot of stuff happens in a pretty short time frame.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:14 PM
I don't really watch anything on TV either, save for Breaking Bad. The Wire, IMO, is probably the best thing to ever air on television. Brilliant on every single level.

Emu, if you like Lynch, and assuming you haven't seen anything by the guys I mentioned before, check out That Obscure Object of Desire, The Discreet Charms of The Bourgeois, The Exterminating Angel, The Holy Mountain and El Topo. All good stuff

I haven't, and I will, thank you :)

Fathom Zero
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:18 PM
SOMEONE MENTIONED JODOROWSKY

b_squared
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:18 PM
:UPROARIOUSLAUGHTER

By the way, every time Pram Maven posts from now on they're getting dumped in a special thread because I'm sick of this bullshit. The five of you who still give him a hard time will be more than welcome to do all the fighting there

Thank you :rock

HickMan
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:24 PM
You know, I used to not watch tv shows a lot either, but before I deployed and during, I've run across some pretty decent stuff. I've watched Mad Men, Dexter, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Californication, Game of Thrones and Wilfred.

Maybe it's due to my extreme boredom that I have to deal with here sometimes, but most of those shows were entertaining enough to sit through. I wasn't a big fan of Californication, but I still watched it just because I had nothing else to do or watch.

I knew my tastes changed when I actually started laughing at 'How I Met Your Mother'. Now, a guilty pleasure.

b_squared
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:36 PM
I keep missing Archer and Wilfred. No DVR . I'm going to have to rent them on DVD.

executioneer
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:40 PM
not that i realyl give a shit but isn't there a television thread this could be in you guys

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:42 PM
The chat room thread is for boner talk only

HickMan
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:44 PM
I'm about to give myself a boner then rub that boner then go to sleep. It's 1:15 over here in AfWHACKistan....so gentlemen, I bid you adieu.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:45 PM
Boner stories.

Once I was taking a nap and it was the middle of July so it was kind of hot. I was laying on my stomach and apparently my junk was pressed up against my abdomen. In a sleepy daze I got up to go pee but my dick was stuck and I had a half-chubby going I was apparently too tired to realize it and I peed in my own face. Boner stories.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 04:56 PM
Boner troubles.

Getting a boner while you're out and having to use the public restroom. Especially if the seat doesn't have that open front end. Boner troubles.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:00 PM
Boner issues.

My Prince Albert became magnetized and now my boners always point north. Boner issues.

Pram Maven
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:01 PM
There won't be a next time.

You did do one thing funny finally though Pram.

You assumed a guy with no honor would behave honorably if you poured your heart into a project just because he said he would. He is right about you though, you are dumb. Everyone could see what he would do from a mile away cause, you know, no honor.

Next time deal with those of us who have the courtesy to treat you like shit straight up. We'll say no deal, but at least we are trying to help you directly even though you don't realize it

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:02 PM
Shameful boners.

You have a boner and the TV is displaying Golden Girls but the remote is too far away to reach. You finish anyway. Shameful boners.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:08 PM
not that i realyl give a shit but isn't there a television thread this could be in you guys

man who cares, the chat thread is like the only thread that gets any traffic anyway

HickMan
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:14 PM
It's the only thread I really frequent. Making a whole new thread seems like such a hassle. Oh BTW I just rubbed one out as a quickie. Hopefully now I can get some sleep. The other night I finally fell asleep and then I heard "IDF IMPACT. SHELTER IN PLACE. DON IBA." Which pretty much means, 'hey, we got attacked. put your shit on and grab a gun'. These terrorists are SO inconsiderate.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:17 PM
ALSO isn't a bunch of people talking about movies/tv shows more interesting than a bunch of us telling pram maven he's a retard

but w/e back to boner talk

Hickman, have you shot any terrorists in the boner?

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:19 PM
I am honestly surprised Pram Maven still posts here. I mean god damn this shit was going years ago

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:19 PM
Boner status: Flaccid, but looking

HickMan
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:20 PM
Hickman, have you shot any terrorists in the boner?

Every Goddamn day.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 05:33 PM
going on a date tomorrow

hopefully she'll touch my boner

Fathom Zero
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:11 PM
on vacation I got sun exposure on my bonar

Pram Maven
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:17 PM
:UPROARIOUSLAUGHTER

By the way, every time Pram Maven posts from now on they're getting dumped in a special thread because I'm sick of this bullshit. The five of you who still give him a hard time will be more than welcome to do all the fighting there

Suddenly it all makes sense. You only pick on the people who have everything going for them. Creative people with Aspergers...Geniuses who outshine your intellect. One by one, you struck them down and called them retarded and tried to get them to kill themselves; Jakeofalltrades: author. Lycurgus: film maker. Gabby Gaga: Artist, poet. Pram Maven: musician, composer. Don Carlson: animator, sculptor, filmmaker, voice actor, sound designer, writer.

Ah ha ha ha. Enjoy your life, Shithouse..or what you call a life. It will NEVER be great. None of yours will. And that is how I win this. That's how I beat you. I don't even have to do anything, it's just the way things were designed to be.

This is the last post you'll (n)ever see me from me, and I hope it echoes in your brain for years. You have nothing better to do than focus on other people. You are neglecting your own life and what you need to be successful. You ban people who can defend themselves!!

And to Roger Barr, the guy who created this site: Let it go, man. You're not the same pissed off dude anymore. Delete the forums. The rest of the site is great. You have the voice of a rock star and the wit of Sartre. The longer this part of the site is up, the more there will be people out there who hate you, and the less you'll be able to enjoy anything because you'll be in controversy constantly defending yourself from everyone you've wronged... Or worse, people who stumble on the site will close the window without giving it a chance because all the fighting here is making I-Mockery look bad. It's out of my hands now, but remember: what you put out into the world is what you'll get [B]back. Karma is a bitch's boomerang with your name on it, and everyone gets one. That's the only fairness that exists.

To the people who did accept me; Pub, Gus, Fathom, Flagg...I'll miss talking to two you. You're both good people and I wish you the best.

Everyone else can suck my spoons.


http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x370/prammaven/door-slam.jpg

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:26 PM
Wish I could print that post.

Fathom Zero
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:28 PM
I'VE BEEN PHONIN'
NIGHT AND MORNIN'
I HEARD YOU SAY
'TELL HIM I'M NOT HOME'

NOW YOU'RE CONFESSIN'
BUT I'M STILL GUESSIN'
I'VE BEEN YOUR FOOL
FOR SO SO LONG

GIRL DON'T LIE
JUST TO SAVE MY FEELINGS
GIRL DON'T CRY
AND TELL ME NOTHIN'S WRONG
GIRL DON'T TRY
TO MAKE UP PHONY REASONS
I'D RATHER LEAVE
THAN NEVER BELIEVE

IF THIS IS IT
THEN PLEASE LET ME KNOW
IF THIS AIN'T LOVE
YOU BETTER LET ME KNOW
IF THIS IS IT
I WANNA KNOOOOOOOW
IF THIS AIN'T LOVE, BABY
JUST SAY SO

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:33 PM
I will bet you anything Pram Maven will be back here within a few months

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:34 PM
the wit of Sartre.

hahahahaha

Kitsa
Sep 29th, 2011, 06:49 PM
Thanks a lot, Pram, you fickle bastard, I didn't overtly hate you and I didn't even get a mention.

I even got drunk once and almost put a virtual sympathetic arm around your weasel shoulders in a moment of weakness.

For this ingratitude you receive fuckyous in perpetuity.

Shyandquietguy
Sep 29th, 2011, 07:22 PM
I didn't know asperger's was a remissive disease. :rolleyes Let alone anyone with talent were the only ones who had it. :rolleyes PS: All goths/emos have aspergers! Take that down neuroscience!

PS: The grossest boner story of all! Okay, so I rubbed one off and got into a shower, I was feeling kind of off that day. I got out of the shower and was drying myself off and before I was about to dry off my face I noticed a long grey thread/hair/I didn't know what it was. Then I TOUCHED IT :x

ThrashO
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:08 PM
[B]This is the last post you'll (n)ever see me from me

I'll miss talking to two you.

You only pick on the people who have everything going for them.

wat

PS: see you tomorrow.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:18 PM
How can there be 75 people viewing this forum and none of them posting >:

Fathom Zero
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:23 PM
I have nothing to say.

Fathom Zero
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:23 PM
never was there a truer statement

ThrashO
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:25 PM
PS: The grossest boner story of all! Okay, so I rubbed one off and got into a shower, I was feeling kind of off that day. I got out of the shower and was drying myself off and before I was about to dry off my face I noticed a long grey thread/hair/I didn't know what it was. Then I TOUCHED IT :x

AND IT WAS YOUR PENIS :eek

ThrashO
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:34 PM
User's currently online: ThrashO, Sacks, eddiecrocke, AChimp, carolilsv, garypymz6l, dejonl1hv, victobhhw, ejfasdss, danie4ij4, elx, Emu, Pram Maven, darkvare, Fathom Zero

"IM LEAVING GUYS FOR REAL, I DONT EVEN CARE. BUT I AM GOING TO STICK AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE COMMENDS ME ON MY FINAL STAND BECAUSE I NEED VALIDATION EVEN THOUGH I HAVE EVERYTHING GOING FOR ME (lol, dammit couldnt keep a straight quote)."

Hey Pram, go sculpt a clay dick and fuck yourself with it before it cools.

It's great because if he makes a retort he'll look an idiot (not because I said "See you tomorrow", just because it will be a normal, poorly thought out post made by him)

ThrashO
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:47 PM
ALSO THE NEW REPUTATION SYSTEM IS IN EFFECT >:

\/\/\/\/\/\/

Fathom Zero
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:53 PM
go away

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 08:59 PM
milhouse we need you to cleanse the thread in holy fire

Kitsa
Sep 29th, 2011, 09:36 PM
Here's something that has nothing to do with anything. I never realized how creeped out I was by bathrooms with windows until I visited someone who had one.

It was okay during the day, but at nighttime I was completely freaked out to use that bathroom. There weren't blinds over it, just sheers, and it was at street level next to a walkway :(

I'm afraid I don't understand windows in bathrooms.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:01 PM
so you can look at stuff when you're taking a poop, duh

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:01 PM
what else am i supposed to look at, my feet?

Kitsa
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:11 PM
It wasn't at toilet level, so I guess you would be looking at birds and sky and the corner of a tree, and whoever walked by and was peering in at you.

Emu
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:12 PM
Our shower had a window once. We covered it up.

Kitsa
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:22 PM
I had the irrational fear that I would be in there at night and look up to see someone standing there, looking in at me.

Sam
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:25 PM
Is this Pram Maven shit over now? That shit was boring as fuckkkkkkkk.

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:30 PM
Yeah he's gone now. Sorry for exacerbating that situation, y'all.

kahljorn
Sep 29th, 2011, 10:59 PM
but Pram Maven is a boner ;/

kahljorn
Sep 29th, 2011, 11:17 PM
where's the pram maven dump thread so that i can discuss our treatment of the gallileos of our time: gabbygaga, jackofalltrades and other characters

actually i dont need a dump thread thats all i wanted to say :(

kahljorn
Sep 29th, 2011, 11:24 PM
HOW IS MY NEW SIGNATURE?

Rongi
Sep 29th, 2011, 11:45 PM
Man i havent read that book since highschool

Esuohlim
Sep 29th, 2011, 11:57 PM
I'm getting really tired of the spambot swarm lately, and my post in the Spambots thread seems to have gotten Rongi-backwardsed, so I'm posting it here too in case any admins that can do something about it are reading. I sent it to Rog too.

https://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php/218314-How-to-STOP-Spam-Bots-

CARRY ON.

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:12 AM
i kind of miss the pickles tbh :(

Zhukov
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:32 AM
I'm taking responsibility for getting rid of Pram. If he comes back then disregard that last statement.


And I sort of miss the pickles. It meant I could say "haha" and give someone props without having to quote a post five pages back just to bump a thread and say "haha". It also meant I could have short-lived red pickle wars with Eusohlim. I miss those days, but am ready for the future.

Emu
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:33 AM
they were apparently disabled like, the day i came back :rolleyes

I swear though we had a rep system like years ago

HickMan
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:35 AM
I didn't know how to get more pickles :(

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 30th, 2011, 01:28 AM
We should have a rap system now.

captain516
Sep 30th, 2011, 01:51 AM
Hi I'm captain516 and I like poopy dicks and forgetting to log out

Emu
Sep 30th, 2011, 02:03 AM
but are they boners, this is important

HickMan
Sep 30th, 2011, 02:57 AM
At least he had the decency of posting in the correct thread.

HickMan
Sep 30th, 2011, 03:02 AM
I remember when I was just a boy
You took my puppy and left me all alone
You said you loved me but that was just a lie
How could a mommy abandon her own sons?
One thing I'd like to know is if you are coming back
Because I just can't stand to see one more sunset
Whoah ohh-ohh- whooah
No sunsets
Thank you
I miss you, Mommy

LordSappington
Sep 30th, 2011, 03:28 AM
Got back last night!
The concert was pretty awesome; Matt and Kim put on a great show, My Chemical Romance played some pretty great songs but they just kind of left without saying much, and we bounced before Blink 182 got on stage because I've heard 'All The Small Things' enough times since I was in fifth grade, thank you.
Riding the train was fun, but on the way back we ended up first having to wait for a freight train, so we were set back an hour, and then we got stuck in Temple because we needed clearance to go through for some reason, setting us back another hour, then a damn freight train broke down ahead of us and set us back almost TWO hours. At least I brought my 3DS, which seemed to piss off the group of Republicans sitting behind us. Apparently it's ruining my life for reasons I don't understand.
Long story short, concert was great, train was pretty fun, etc etc good trip

Zhukov
Sep 30th, 2011, 04:50 AM
We should have a rap system now.

Yeah!

Uh

Uh

Yeah!


Sappington, did you ride in that freight train?

ThrashO
Sep 30th, 2011, 06:38 AM
Ay yo, a yo
I-Mockery is takin' over my soul
and these noobs keep talkin' and I'm all like "lol"

Pentegarn
Sep 30th, 2011, 06:53 AM
To the people who did accept me; Pub, Gus, Fathom, Flagg...I'll miss talking to two you. You're both good people and I wish you the best.



This made me :lol Again, not for any intended reasons. Gus Fathom and Flagg accept you? Do you even know what acceptance is? Or does it stymie you like the word loyalty (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=744155#post744155) did?

Also, you list four people then say both, way to count trooper!

ThrashO
Sep 30th, 2011, 06:58 AM
HOW IS MY NEW SIGNATURE?

HUMAN. I FIND THIS HUMOROUS. PLEASE ACCEPT MY PUBLIC DECLARATION OF THIS AS PAYMENT FOR YOUR HARD WORK.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 30th, 2011, 10:44 AM
HUMAN. I FIND THIS HUMOROUS. PLEASE ACCEPT MY PUBLIC DECLARATION OF THIS AS PAYMENT FOR YOUR HARD WORK.

WELL THATS WHY YOUR NAME ISN'T RAP-O. THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

Chojin
Sep 30th, 2011, 10:58 AM
why do i have a red pickle in thrash0s eyes

see if i defend your internet honor ever again

HickMan
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:05 AM
Least you HAVE a pickle >: It's okay, we're not all cool enough...

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:05 AM
I got a B+ on my first Bio exam, guys

Not bad, considering I didn't look at the lecture notes until three days before I took the test

HickMan
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:09 AM
Where do you go to school, Rongi?

Chojin
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:12 AM
oh and can some mod move the latest pram fiasco out of this thread into its own so we can archive it and give it a scandalous name

also did anyone save a picture of the sculpture he made for zhukov? i went back to page 3282 and didn't see it

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:13 AM
Where do you go to school, Rongi?

Binghamton University

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:17 AM
Call the thread, "THE CHRONICLES OF DON CARLSON, RACIST RAPIST OF THE NORTHWEST"

HickMan
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:31 AM
Well, it seems to me that Binghamton is a great place to further your education :supportive

Kitsa
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:32 AM
Provided your lecture hall hasn't washed away, anyway.

You're still one ahead of my school, which just put in extra-tall suicide fences! :D

Colonel Flagg
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:33 AM
To the people who did accept me; Pub, Gus, Fathom, Flagg...I'll miss talking to [two] you. You're both [all] good people and I wish you the best.

Fixed, I think.

How I got on that list is something I'm not quite clear on, but wth.

[QUOTE=Pram Maven]And to Roger Barr, the guy who created this site: Let it go, man. You're not the same pissed off dude anymore. Delete the forums. The rest of the site is great. You have the voice of a rock star and the wit of Sartre. The longer this part of the site is up, the more there will be people out there who hate you, and the less you'll be able to enjoy anything because you'll be in controversy constantly defending yourself from everyone you've wronged... Or worse, people who stumble on the site will close the window without giving it a chance because all the fighting here is making I-Mockery look bad. It's out of my hands now, but remember: what you put out into the world is what you'll get back. Karma is a bitch's boomerang with your name on it, and everyone gets one. That's the only fairness that exists.

What the hell is he talking about?

Everyone else can suck my spoons.

Excuse me?

This made me :lol Again, not for any intended reasons. Gus Fathom and Flagg accept you? Do you even know what acceptance is? Or does it stymie you like the word loyalty did?

Uh. I'm thinking that, in my case, since I talked to him about clay, and tried to get a handle on his problem from a chemistry angle, maybe that's why he was thinking he was accepted. Truth is, at this point I don't really have an opinion one way or another anymore. It's all just part of the background noise.

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:55 AM
Well, it seems to me that Binghamton is a great place to further your education :supportive

thanks d00d. It's pretty rigorous academically up here. I'm learning way more here than I was at any of the other schools I went to (I transferred here from two other schools)

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:58 AM
Provided your lecture hall hasn't washed away, anyway.

Campus itself wasn't effected too much by the flooding, although we did have like three days off (instead of using those days for getting ahead in my studies, i got really drunk). I think our Event Center is still being used to house people whose homes got fucked up by the flooding.

What part of NY do you live in again?

Kitsa
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:28 PM
I don't anymore. But I went to Ithaca and Cornell in Ithaca, NY.

HickMan
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:28 PM
That's far out that you're enjoying college and feel challenged. That's the main thing, brah.

b_squared
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:41 PM
Here's something that has nothing to do with anything. I never realized how creeped out I was by bathrooms with windows until I visited someone who had one.

It was okay during the day, but at nighttime I was completely freaked out to use that bathroom. There weren't blinds over it, just sheers, and it was at street level next to a walkway :(

I'm afraid I don't understand windows in bathrooms.

Every bathroom in my house has a window. The master bathroom has 5 total. But we are set back away from the street.

b_squared
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:43 PM
If we still had the pickle system, I would have given pram his first green pickle for leaving.

Kitsa
Sep 30th, 2011, 12:46 PM
I miss the pickle system. I preferred private props :(

Zhukov
Sep 30th, 2011, 01:12 PM
oh and can some mod move the latest pram fiasco out of this thread into its own so we can archive it and give it a scandalous name

also did anyone save a picture of the sculpture he made for zhukov? i went back to page 3282 and didn't see it

I'm sure you are mod enough to create a thread.

He made me TWO sculpts, and I didn't save either of them. I sort of wish I did now... he deleted the one in the art thread, and the other one is way back somewhere in this thread, but I can't be bothered finding that since he most likely deleted it as well.

EDDIT: page 3252 - deleted.

Fathom Zero
Sep 30th, 2011, 02:42 PM
http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/3278/19165701.png

executioneer
Sep 30th, 2011, 02:49 PM
wait, pram maven didn't have his edit button removed? :mindblown

edit: oh nevermind he just took the picture down, right

Kitsa
Sep 30th, 2011, 03:33 PM
I've said it before and I shall say it again: you should consult with Pubbles, who obsessively saves every photo ever posted on these forums.

ThrashO
Sep 30th, 2011, 04:21 PM
why do i have a red pickle in thrash0s eyes

see if i defend your internet honor ever again

Are you questioning me? That can lead to a temporary ban (on my ignore list for 3 days)

also, you guys ever been eating something, and you pick a small crumb that you dropped up off the table to eat, and then you eat it and you realize that it wasn't food at all?

Fathom Zero
Sep 30th, 2011, 04:46 PM
What is the brand. Not Monster Maker I hope?

When mineral oil doesn't work, I often try vegetable or even olive oil. Downside of that is that the clay can get really wet really fast.

Sounds like you are sculpting some small scale stuff. That's the hardest stuff to do - especially with oil based products...especially with Monster Maker.

JTP! :eek

Pentegarn
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:02 PM
This a mod testing the anti spammer idea Milpool posted?

executioneer
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:05 PM
i'm confused about who you're talking to p-garm

Pentegarn
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:09 PM
To the fake spambot that was testing if it could spam, I assume it was you what with his messages being gone and all

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:11 PM
you guys i just got back from my date

it went really well :)!

executioneer
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:12 PM
didn't even see it

Pentegarn
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:13 PM
That's a non traditional time to get back from a date

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:19 PM
We met for midday coffee because we're both very busy adults with very busy adult things to do. She's an opera singer and I'm a psychology student at a prestigious university which requires me to do a fuck ton of work

We talked about music, art, foucalt's theories on social control, philosophy, germany, how much we both hate "artistic" people who live in ny, and other stuff.

Whenever the next time I come back to Long Island I'm definitely hitting this girl up again :D

Pentegarn
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:27 PM
Opera singer eh? Some of them are sessey. Good for you

Rongi
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:28 PM
Thanks! And she seems relatively sane, which is highly unusual for people involved in the arts!

kahljorn
Sep 30th, 2011, 05:33 PM
i wonder what note she sings when she orgasms