I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Colonel Flagg]

:pagebrak

i'll change it when his year ban is up
:(

[executioneer]

is the sad face because he's only banned for a year or because i am being stubborn

[Colonel Flagg]

The first one. ;)

[Kitsa]

if anyone has a problem with how i type now you can suck it because I've got a baby in one arm, typing with the other and holding a bottle with my face

[Fathom Zero]

Why are you typing at all? You've got a gaping maw to pay attention to now. It's all baby baby baby.

[Kitsa]

i've worked up to being able to shower and go to the bathroom now. she sleeps sometimes.

[Fathom Zero]

How lucky!

[elx]

so i'm wondering - do any of you guys believe in ghosts? or similarly curious paranormal type things?

[Dimnos]

OMFG! YES!

[Dimnos]

:lol

[elx]

i'm serious :(

[Dimnos]

http://elisabethkent.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/jay-n-grant.jpg

Did you have an encounter?

[Fathom Zero]

i'm serious :(

I have no reason to confirm nor deny their existence, having never experienced such a thing for myself.

[elx]

no, never. i was just thinking about it is all and was wondering why so many people were so adamant about it.

[Zhukov]

so i'm wondering - do any of you guys believe in ghosts? or similarly curious paranormal type things?

Are you trying to provoke an argument? For the record; ghosts do not exist.

[Dimnos]

no, never. i was just thinking about it is all and was wondering why so many people were so adamant about it.


Adamant about what? That they do exist? Or dont exist? :confused:

[elx]

that they do


and also no i am not trying to provoke an argument, i am sincerely curious and haven't even formed an opinion on the subject

[Dimnos]

Idk... Theyre dumb?

[Zhukov]

I went on a ghost tour in Edinburgh once, it was fun. There was a "ghost" that people had reported seeing walking down the corridors of the old sewer systems, and we were of course looking for said ghost. I saw it walking past down the end of a very long hallway, and pointed it out.

People went nuts, and a woman screamed. You could see a dark shadow moving left and right.

When we went down the hallway it turned out it was just a brick wall, part of which was discoloured. The dark discolouration being seen from a dimly lit distance caused it to appear as if it was moving. Even after a rational explanation of the "ghost" was seen with people's own eyes, and explained by the tour guide as being so, some people still wouldn't budge over the fact that they had seen a ghost.

[Zhukov]

and also no i am not trying to provoke an argument, i am sincerely curious and haven't even formed an opinion on the subject

Really? I honestly would have figured that you would never believe in the souls of the dead lingering in the plane of the living.

[Fathom Zero]

T69TOuqaqXI

[Grislygus]

We got an I-Max around here, but I really don't want to risk anyone I know seeing me go see Avatar


Besides, I'm saving what little movie money I can afford to spend right now for The Wolfman and Shutter Island :\


Also, people who believe in ghosts are acceptable, people who believe in psychics finding ghosts need to have their heads slammed into a concrete block

[executioneer]

ghost believing is silly

[Grislygus]

Most of the amateur ghost hunters I've had the misfortune of covering for my old college paper were some of the nicest elderly people I've ever met, you don't want them to ever realize that they're wasting their lives :(

[Grislygus]

One particular group that came through the town was joined by a bitchy woman in her fifties who angrily informed everyone who looked at her that she was a "water witch" and that she was "seeing how they did things here". She could constantly be seen consulting her with her two equally aged "followers", out of everyone's earshot :lol

If she had suddenly realized that she was a waste of oxygen, I would have had the photographer snap a photo of her facial expression

[Grislygus]

http://www.chem1.com/CQ/LLcoil.jpg


Jesus, I remember trying to get a quote from one of her two buddies in good faith (I needed filler that I could actually use)

She was nice, but had to timidly ask the permission of the WATER WITCH, who proceeded to get in my face about asking for a comment. The woman glared at me like I was just one of the many people throughout her life that was out to get her, grilled me about my "publication" :lol

She said she'd never give a quote to someone like me

[Tadao]

water bitch is more like it


ahahahahahahahahahahahah

[elx]

Really? I honestly would have figured that you would never believe in the souls of the dead lingering in the plane of the living.
well, i don't believe that anything of the sort could exist independent of a conscious mind. however, i don't know if that matters or not or if that makes it any less real for those who have experienced it.

kinda like sleep paralysis; something that almost everyone experiences at least once. it's not discriminatory in anyway, it's been around as long as humans have and has affected children and adults around the globe alike. there's no denying it's existence, yet we still can't explain it at all. it is a completely real incident for each person, so why do we collectively dismiss it as just something that's in our minds? how is that possible? how can two separate entities combine together for a single experience over and over again with no definite cause? if a child who has no concept of what fear or numb is experiences paralysis, how can it just be in their head? it can't emanate from nothing, yet somehow it always does.

[Dimnos]

Sleep Paralysis! Get the fuck out with that shit. Everyone experiences it my ass.

[Dimnos]

Oh and what the hell does a "water witch" supposedly do even? Aside from serving as an example of a functioning retard.

[elx]

yes, almost everyone at some point in their entire lifetime. shove off crayfish.

[elx]

:downgrade

[Dimnos]

Lobster legs. :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

I don't know what HER idea of a "water witch" was, I assume she ascribed to some half-assed, personalized take on neopagan bullshit under a vague umbrella of "Wicca", and decided that her "powers" are all about the water

She never really made a whole lot of sense, the biggest and most inarticulate speech she gave was when a nice old man was telling us how divining rods worked. Then she huddled up with her two browbeaten pals and whispered some more.

[Grislygus]

I'm about to watch Beer Wars. Anyone heard anything?

Looking C-Grade so far

laughing at the dweeb with Arrogant Bastard shown in the first two minutes' WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? bit

[Dimnos]

I like this beer because it says Bastard and there is a devil guy on the label. And that Im going to act all arrogant about my beer choice makes it all kind of ironic. :lol




I have no friends. :(


:|

[Grislygus]

3:05 minute mark- This is going to be more annoying than SUPER SIZE ME

3:17- Her sole claim to fame in the beer industry is in Mike's Hard Lemonade? :lol

3:26- SHIT

3:31- "I know what you're thinking!" no, you don't.

5:45- I'm hoping this woman goes away soon

[Tadao]

Sounds like something atomfilms would do, and that is not a compliment.

[Grislygus]

6:40- Okay, that's funny if the Butt Monkey Beer booth is getting more attention than Anheuser-Busch

7:25- Aaaaaaand the sum-up. Let some brewers talk

8:20- official beer sports? The fifties alcohol scene rocked, let's hear more about that

8:34- BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HAW HAW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

9:00- Shit's going down. This is more interesting than anything she's jabbered about so far.

10:00- Channeling Murdoch again. SHUT UP

10:56- DUR HUR HUR HUR. Does he have buck teeth? What the hell is he wearing? Where did she find this guy?

11:06- Holy shit. Did he escape from Nebraska?

11:20- Douche parade

11:30- Wha-What the fuck is he doing? Does he think it's wine? What- jgrt- faggot ass cockswabbing preppie motherfucker I am so irritated that this guy is breathing

[Grislygus]

Okay, hang on, the Grand King Douchebag needs to be shared with the world

[Dixie]

so i'm going to the hospital in the morning. the adventure never ends. hopefully i don't have to stay there.

[Grislygus]

Unfortunately, pictures cannot capture this devoted Budweiser fan swirling his beer glass like a fine wine, nor can they capture his finishing giggle.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/1-13.png
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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOUR COMMON BUDWEISER FAN

[Tadao]

You should let me cum on your tits and see it that helps.

[Grislygus]

Shit CiG, good luck with that one

[Grislygus]

11:50- Grand King Douchebag is so awkwardly gay that Richard Simmons would call him a faggot

13:20- Funny, this documentary has been saying the same thing over and over again since it started

[Grislygus]

14:45- SHUT YOUR GODDAMN SLAGASS MOUTH AND LET SOMEONE ELSE TALK FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS

15:25- Never mind, Jesus, find someone other than the Yuengling guy

16:07- Pfft. Nice background. SAAAAY, ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVEY SOMETHING? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SUBTLE WAYS

16:26- God, kill me

[Grislygus]

17:05- SAM ADAMS, thank God on His Throne in Heaven. STICK WITH HIM! STICK WITH HIM!

17:08- God damn it.

[Dixie]

it kinda looks like this, except mine has a little blood in it like "dead alive"

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j26/drbernardchan/carbuncle2-1.jpg

[Grislygus]

17:36- Someone get a fan to start sucking Greg Koch's cock already, he's bitching again

18:30- Now that you actually have people who are ACTUALLY SAYING SOMETHING, she's cutting them off every other sentence.

19:30- You could make a drinking game where you take a tiny sip of beer every time she cuts to something else, you'd still be completely hammered in an hour

22:00- This is the longest she's stuck with one person so far. Why Dogfish?

23:00- Ooooooh, we’re talking to the Good Guys now. I see.

31:58- Case of Newcastle in the background. THARS MAH BOYS! Why the hell isn’t she talking about imports, anyway? Oh, right. Furriner’s ain’t Good Guys or Bad Guys, they just there, boy. Takin’ up space.

33:52- Get dressed and shaved before the interview next time. Thanks.

34:35- If that guy was a stand up comedian, I’d be a fan just because he looks and sounds funny. I don’t know what it is, he’s got this Fozzy-Bear thing going on

34:56- A CUT UP, I TELLS YA! A REGULA CUT UP!

35:50, 36:00- Suck a dick, dude, no one loves you

40:00- Upon mention of “beer lovers”, it occurs to me that this documentary about the beer industry isn’t actually aimed at us. Fuck. Where’s Flying Dog when you need them?

40:59- Shut up.

42:23- I actually agree with this bit, Anheuser-Busch can suck a cock with their wannabe specialty crap. Unfortunately, your “pumpkin beer” sucks just as much as their 3.99 knockoff version, pal.

43:45- What the fuck is she doing? RUN HER OVER, to hell with the cameraman

44:00- Heavy Morgan Spurlock vibes here. It’s not like Anheuser-Busch is a Scientology front business, for God’s sake

44:16- That’s actually pretty goddamn funny. Way to be, buddy!

46:00- Drew Carey came up with the idea before you did. It was called Buzz Beer. Your current situation is the plot of an episode of his lame-ass show. Congratulations. Go back to Sam Adams.

46:30- Shit, I still want Moonshot to beat out Busch.



48:00- STOP TRYING TO CONTROL MY BRAIN

[Grislygus]

GRAGH I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT

IT'S THE CUSTARD SCENE ALL OVER AGAIN

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Are you gonna put this all in .srt so I can read your comment with the .avi?

[Grislygus]

52:00- Keep your buck-up inspirational acoustic guitar and shove it up your ass

53:00- "I mean, We're making beer, not nuclear armaments"

55:00- You and every other small business owner in America, bra.

1:00:00- Distribution. How fun. Fucked up, though

[Grislygus]

NO clue how to do that

[Grislygus]

Besides, I'm watching it on Netflix, don't have a straight avi

[Tadao]

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+make+an+srt&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


:lol

Since you have the times you could probably use notepad instead of software.

Edit : oh

[Grislygus]

Besides, I'm mainly just bitching about a mediocre (if informative) documentary that no one else would really enjoy watching


1:07:00- HERE A-COME THE POLITICS

1:11:00-AAAAAAAY! DeFazio!

1:13:00- She's now a second-rate Michael Moore.

1:13:45- Condition worsening.

1:18:22, on the dot- Condition critical.

[Grislygus]

1:20:09- D'AAAAAAW

1:20:39- Oh, for God's sake.

1:22:00- Acoustic guitar again. I'm somehow not inspired.

1:23:08- Is that the themesong? I've heard this annoying oboe ditty about twenty fuckin' times now

1:24:09- Nice shirt. I like you now. Sort of.

1:24:40- OH MY GOD

1:25:18- This redefines cornball

1:26:36- I DON'T CARE

1:27:25- No, I guess not. I guess that I can't form my own opinions as to what I like or dislike. You make me want to by seven cases of Budweiser's pumpkin bullshit.

1:27:27- WHY? WHY DON'T YOU END? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOUR CARTOON

1:27:30- Oh, thank everything holy, ending credits

[Tadao]

I've almost got Paradise Lost downloaded upon RoG's suggestion. That thread has tons of stuff I need to check out. :(

[Tadao]

I have 2 bff's and 1 of them turned 39 today. HAPPY BDAY FGT!

[LordSappington]

Currently working on making a love spoon. Seems more appropriate than store-bought junk.

[DevilWearsPrada]

walls of fucking text

Hey thanks for sharing your minute by minute opinions of a shitty obscure documentary in multiple posts

[LordSappington]

Welcome to the internet.

[Zhukov]

Call me ignorant, but what is a love spoon? It's not something that you, you know, SCOOP THINGS OUT WITH, is it?

[LordSappington]

God, that sounds horrible.
It's a Welsh tradition; you carve a wooden spoon, and give it to your significant other.
http://www.pinkfridge.com/s_weddingfavours/welshlovespoon.jpg
Mine won't be as fancy as this, but still....
Edit: Well, I might be able to pull off the loops, if I can find the right tools, but I'm thinking of making the head a heart, and putting our initials on the handle.

[Zhukov]

Oh, that's sweet. Lucky significant other.

[Zhukov]

You could probably still use it for SCOOPING if she really wanted that, too.

[Tadao]

That is awesome Sap, I might work on that for 2011. What a cool thing to give to your cook.

[Tadao]

DWP :
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN! YOU HAVE CONSISTENTLY HAD THE GAYEST AVATARS FOR THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAY!

[DevilWearsPrada]

whatever mr closet furry :rolleyes

[LordSappington]

Zing! :rolleyes

[DevilWearsPrada]

:rolleyes

[Grislygus]

Lawdy LAWDY, zeldasbiggestfan #2 don't like pointless bullshit in the chat thread!

Por little fella, must be all tuckered out

[Grislygus]

Was it you or LordSappington that had the supposed emotional problems, or was that the anime geek who claimed to have cancer-ridden balls

Shit, I can never remember which one of you guys is which

[Grislygus]

Upon review, I now discover that Lord Sappington was the sterile cancer child


I feel bad for bringing it up now, no one expected him to survive this long :(

[LordSappington]

Shit sucks, but life goes on, I guess.
Also, who on here DOESN'T have some sort of emotional problems?

[Grislygus]

SAM


:pagebrak

[Tadao]

No, DWP is too much of a puss to share anything with us and that is why he will never be a true part of I-Mock.

I wish I had more great stories to feed the monster. :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

Jesus, you step out for an hour and when you come back you're greeted by a dickwaving party

[Sam]

whut

[executioneer]

SAM WHATS GOING ON ARE YOU STILL DOWN FOR RADIO JERKS

[Tadao]

http://www.indecisionforever.com/files/2009/07/dick-cheney-waving.jpg

[Sam]

im working on it now

[Womti]

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS?
I HATE THIS THREAD :tear

[The Leader]

Maybe it'd get better if you stopped posting in it. :)

[Zhukov]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the thread hates you right back.

[Guitar Woman]

L Kid is practicing Japanese before class today :lol

While nibbling on his thumb and squatting barefoot in his seat, of course!

I ought to tell him L's actually English, but I don't really have the heart to confront him about his ridiculous imitation of an animu character :<

[executioneer]

that is just so adorable

[Grislygus]

GW, correcting his wrongful interpretation of an anime character in public would make the normal people in the class think that you're just as much of a freak as he is

[Dimnos]

Probably more of a freak actually.

[Guitar Woman]

Or that I just know my shit and he's an incompetent idiot?

MUST YOU FOOLS ALWAYS THINK IN NEGATIVES, JEEZE

[Grislygus]

You do NOT talk about extremely specific hobby interests in public, unless it is socially acceptable, like sports, politics, etc.

A smart man who loves Star Trek and can speak fluent klingon does not admit this to normal people or correct someone's incorrect pronunciation of a klingon word in public

I am seriously into Terry Pratchett and the Dover Press. I do not admit this to normal people in public. If I did, I would not appear knowledgeable to bystanders. I would be revealing that I am a far, far bigger geek than most of the people I know even begin to expect.

Extensive knowledge of an Anime is worse than either of these potentially humiliating examples. IT IS A SHAMEFUL SECRET, LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE

[Fathom Zero]

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[Grislygus]

EXAMPLES FOR GW'S CONSIDERATION
ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "I never really watched those! I watched those old Star Trek shows."

Girl, laughing: "The one with William Shatner? Those are so dorky!"
Star Trek Geek: "I know!"

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "WHAT?! YOU KNOW NOTHING! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WORTHLESS SLAGASS BITCH, I OUGHT TO RUN YOUR TITS THROUGH A WRINGER! KIRK IS THE GREATEST CAPTAIN IN THE ENTIRE TREK UNIVERSE, YOU COW! QU'VATLH QHUY'CHA'BAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGCH"





ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
GRISLYGUS: Says nothing because he is not a part of this conversation. Even if he was, he would only admit that it sold out of print books and that he had quite a few Dover Books.

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
Grislygus: "OH MY GOD, DOVER PRESS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. THE DOVER PRESS IS GOD OF ALL ONLINE AND CATALOG BOOK SELLERS! THEY HAVE ALL THE ARTIST COMPILATIONS THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT! THEY HAVE EVERYTHING WRITTEN BY ALEISTER CROWLEY! THEY HAVE FASHION PLATES AVAILABLE! THEY EVEN HAVE THE HUMAN FIGURE IN MOTION! I BOUGHT IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ISN'T THAT AWESOME?! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?"




ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Guitar Woman: "That guy is a freak."
Neighboring student: "Yeah, dude, I heard that he's a Mormon or something."

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Any other scenario besides remaining silent

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i'm serious :(


BELIEVE IN ME

ALSO BELIEVE IN CRIMSON

[Womti]

Maybe it'd get better if you stopped posting in it. :)

MAYBE IT'D GET BETTER IF EVERYONE STOPPED POSTING IN IT. :(

[elx]

in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

[executioneer]

i dont think i can ban someone from just one thread :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You would have a BAN QUILT in no time.

[executioneer]

rules

Star Trek sucks but I would fuck this alien for sho (picture of major kira)

pssh ensign ro was a way hotter bajoran

WHOOPS :-[

[elx]

i dont think i can ban someone from just one thread :(
thats o k i got this

[executioneer]

WHOOPS :-[
TRILL ARE HOTTER ANYWAYS, ITS LIKE AUTO-THREESOME AM I RIGHT :airhorn :continuingtomakemistakes

[elx]

LISTEN UP LADIES, YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME ON THIS HERE ISLAND, SO STARTING NOW YOU MAY NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN AT ALL PERIOD. FAREWELL. ENJOY THE OCEAN.


http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/OCEAN.png

[Dimnos]

That dieing fish is awesome. :lol

[Grislygus]

WHOOPS :-[

Na na na na, internet doesn't count as in public :( sorry everybody, you have to go outside for the rules to apply

[Tadao]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3a_1264696476

[Grislygus]

The contented wheezing had me laughing more than anything else

[Tadao]

I thought that was the carmera person snickering. :O

[Grislygus]

My old cat made the same sounds


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-16.png

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

To be fair I wouldn't exactly be gushing about Death Note, although I did enjoy it

It'd be more like

L Kid: SPEAKS JAPANESE
GW: Uh, I think L was English, broseph.
L Kid: CHRIS-CHAN ESQUE PANIC ATTACK AS RUSE IS EXPOSED; RUNS HOME TO CRASH INTO SLUMBER

Not that I'd do that. When I was 13, maybe!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So a year ago?

[Tadao]

I refrained from dunking the layup. :(

[elx]

My old cat made the same sounds


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-16.png
what is this
:(

[Esuohlim]

EXAMPLES FOR GW'S CONSIDERATION

Grislygus you are never ever allowed to stop posting here do you understand >:

[Esuohlim]

WHOOPS :-[

IT'S OK WILLIE YOU MADE ME FEEL LESS ASHAMED AND DIRTY FOR SAID STAR TREK POST :x

[kahljorn]

HULLO

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/GRIZZYGUY.png
grumpygram eating kahljorn




http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/demnosey.png
and also lobsters on land are more awesome then drowning fish, dimnos.

[kahljorn]

Too bad i changed my avatar before you made that.

Now yo u're just murdering innocent animals with your drawings that convey underlying psychotic tendencies.

[elx]

I MADE IT LIKE A WEEK AGO BUT YOU WEREN'T HERE :'(

[kahljorn]

I WAS Too AFRAID THAT YOU WOULD POST PSYChOTIC IMAGES OF ME BEingDvoURED TO POST HERE :(

[elx]

never leave me agaiiiiiiiiiiin

[kahljorn]

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :\

[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

Oh crap the spam is still in that. :dunce

[Pub Lover]

EDITING POWERS ACTIVATE!

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Fuckit

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-17.png

[Tadao]

http://www.mignews.com/aimages/10_09/031009_153523_06409_24.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Zombie kids don't scare me when they're black. :racist

[Tadao]

they are the fastest zombies ever

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-18.png

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/meetingGod.png

[Guitar Woman]

Holy shit, Pub's back!

[Pub Lover]

Nuh uh. <.< >.>

[elx]

hi pub :)

[Grislygus]

WE'LL SEE IF HE STAYS


Seriously tho we need you to be the one to boost the chat thread constantly, I just jabber

[Grislygus]

Creepily, I might add


THOUGH IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN YOU, I AINT STEPPIN ON NOBODIES TURF, YO

[Pub Lover]

hi pub :)

Hullo there. ;)

[Pub Lover]

YOU CUT THE MASTURBATOR'S THROAT

YOU NOW HAVE

DIRTY MAGAZINE


YOU USE DIRTY MAGAZINE ON

RECEPTIONIST

THE RECEPTIONIST IS DISTRACTED BY THE LESBIAN ACTION

THE RECEPTIONIST IS UGLY


THERE IS A

FANCY DOOR

TO THE NORTH


COMMAND?

>

FONDLE FANCY DOOR

[elx]

Creepily, I might add


THOUGH IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN YOU, I AINT STEPPIN ON NOBODIES TURF, YO
you're stepping all over my turf today >:

[Pub Lover]

You think you have creepy cornered? Times have changed in these parts.

[Pub Lover]

Oh, you're talking about the pictures.

Gus did that since old times.

You still got making them adorable all to yourself, elx ;)

[Pub Lover]

you're stepping all over my turf today >:

I just got a psychic message from Tadao that you're talking about vagina-hair. Man that guy is crude. :sleep

[Pub Lover]

Gus, leave her bee, you'll get yo self a rep like Danny. :eek

[Sam]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Eek to you too, Homebody. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Hi Pub. :)

[DevilWearsPrada]

in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

Aww, am I not giving the anorexic girl with delusions of grandeur enough attention? I'm sorry, to make it up to you I'll post shitty mspaint art and replace my profanities with ironic portmanteaus of animals and body parts. Maybe I'll even make creepy halfhearted attempts to e-hit on you, just like you like everyone to do. Here, I'll mix those last two things right now!

Dolphintits.

It's a little rough around the edges I'll admit, but mark my words: I will improve as much as you expect me to

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Hi Pub. :)

Hullo Colonel. :)

Submitted to the Hickman challenge, yet? ;)

[Pub Lover]

you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially
I'm going to hire Willie as the official photographer of my wedding.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe I'll even make creepy halfhearted attempts to e-hit on you, just like you like everyone to do.

But sir, that is what the internet is for! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Dolphintits.


In my experience this is a name that ladies would favour. You are a true ladies man, my friend.

[Grislygus]

I like that he's genuinely offended :lol

poor guy :(

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-19.png

[DevilWearsPrada]

Offended? Hardly. I was just calling her out on how irritating she really is

^That owns pretty hard tbh

[DevilWearsPrada]

Not sure why I look like one of those hammer guys from kirby or why he's holding a floppy disk though :(

[Supafly345]

Holy fuck you are omg

[executioneer]

I'm going to hire Willie as the official photographer of my wedding.
i also do prom photography ;)

[kahljorn]

I thought tHAT SAID PORN PHOTogrAPHY :O

[Zhukov]

I can't hold down a conversation in this thread for more than a few posts.

[Fathom Zero]

Man, helping a girl pick out lingerie is the greatest thing ever.

[Pentegarn]

Unless the girl is just a friend, then it is a fucking anti climax

[Fathom Zero]

If the girl is a friend, then it is an anti-climax.

[Colonel Flagg]

Holy double-entendre, Batman. :(

[Womti]

in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS POST WAAAAAY, WAY, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH IN THIS THREAD. I DEMAND THAT THIS THREAD BE LOCKED OR AT LEAST DELETED. ALSO, WHOEVER STARTED THIS THREAD SHOULD RECEIVE AN INFRACTION, FOR WORTHLESS OR EXCESSIVE TOPICS/REPLIES.

[Pentegarn]

But where will I talk about nothing then?

[Womti]

IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

[Zhukov]

Yes, but the best thing to do to combat that is to start a different thread about something interesting or funny worth discussing. But you're pretty devoid of either qualities, so I don't know.

[Pentegarn]

IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

I know I don't. I read a page, unless it was funny or interesting, then I go back to see what got us there.

All that being said, nobody is making you do that. You could ignore the thread altogether if it bothers you that much.

[Womti]

NO, THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.

[Pentegarn]

Yelling at it will help.

You should do that more.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It should be the "Hey, I'm at work right now thread."

[Zhukov]

'Hey I'm in another Hemisphere and asleep.'

[Pub Lover]

IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

Womti. I do not ever consider you when I'm deciding on my actions. If I did, you would spent a lot more time in pain and tears, you hollow man.

[Pub Lover]

you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially

i also do prom photography ;)

I thought tHAT SAID PORN PHOTogrAPHY :O

Snuff porn is already a thing, right? :sleep

Willie, I'm kinda interested in getting some I-Mockery forum members snapped. What are your rates?

[Pub Lover]

Man, helping a girl pick out lingerie is the greatest thing ever.

With your fingers or set of small hooks? What did she do to get it all the way up there anyway? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I can't hold down a conversation in this thread for more than a few posts.

Do you have the required attention deficit disorder for this thread? Ride the wave, don't fight against it.

[Grislygus]

why the hell do i specifically remember the name womti but not the poster

Furthermore, why the hell did he even TRY to read all of that, sane people skim past if its more than two pages



YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COMBAT WAS LIKE

[Pub Lover]

I read every post in this thread. It is a lot easier if you have Pub Lover on ignore. ;)

[Grislygus]

Century-Old Scotch Found In Antarctic (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100205/ap_on_re_as/as_antarctica_whisky;_ylt=AjpY0zgsr06mIx79NvO1nu69 IxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTE1Mmt0bjl2BHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bi1jaGFu bmVsBHNsawNleHBsb3JlcnNjZW4-)


WOHOAAAUHUUUhngijusr creamed myself

[Grislygus]

Waidaminute, New Zealand?




PUB, I'M MEETING UP WITH YOU
WE'RE STEALING THAT SHIT

[Colonel Flagg]

Century-Old Scotch Found In Antarctic (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100205/ap_on_re_as/as_antarctica_whisky;_ylt=AjpY0zgsr06mIx79NvO1nu69 IxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTE1Mmt0bjl2BHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bi1jaGFu bmVsBHNsawNleHBsb3JlcnNjZW4-)

KIWIS FTW!!!

@Pub - The challenge is still unmet. :(

[MarioRPG]

I always pack scotch on my Antartic trips.

[Colonel Flagg]

Don't leave home without it. :party

[Womti]

I know I don't. I read a page, unless it was funny or interesting, then I go back to see what got us there.

All that being said, nobody is making you do that. You could ignore the thread altogether if it bothers you that much.

IT BOTHERS ME THAT I HAVE TO LOG IN AND SEE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE POSTED 4, SOME TIMES EVEN 6 OR 8 MORE PAGES OF CRAP TO THIS THING YOU CALL A CHATROOM. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN READ ALL OF IT?? ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

[Pentegarn]

ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

:lol

[Womti]

ya know Pentegarn, it must feel pretty good to have a nice, smooth nutsack over your chin. >:

[Pentegarn]

If you think ball sacks on your chin is nice, who am I to judge?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

OH SNAP

[Grislygus]

Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard

[Grislygus]

Nice that you manage to get bitchslapped by Pentegarn, though. Way to be, champ!

[Fathom Zero]

Gris, you like Warhammer?

[Womti]

Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard


nah, I actually bitchslapped him first, and he know's it.

[Colonel Flagg]

WOW THIS REPARTÉE IS FUNNY AND WITTY AT THE SAME TIME! I THINK I'LL READ THE LAST 20 PAGES TO CATCH UP!

[Grislygus]

I'm worried about The Wolfman :(

looks badass with awesome actors but there's been so much goddamn conflict surrounding it (And Anthony Hopkins showed up in Beowulf and Surviving Picasso, so he isn't a quality guarantee). When are the advanced screenings, for God's sake?


And now Alex Proyas is directing one of the upcoming Dracula movies :\ I have no idea what to think of that one, it'll either be awesome like Dark City or a pile of overrated crap like The Crow

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched Dark City a few months ago and wanted to play Nightmare Creatures immediately afterword.

[elx]

so ima steal the basket of lollypops at our bank just so i can go around telling everyone i robbed one, wish me luck!

[The Leader]

Don't get shot. Several times.

[elx]

what adventures are you going to have this week?

[The Leader]

I'm gonna write some papers. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to try and fix the thing I broke that led me to posting here again. :x

[Zhukov]

I'm going to avoid a creepy Canadian that thinks I am his friend and calls me every day.



Good luck robbing that bank.

[Womti]

for their loli's. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Man, watching a crazy man shove his own fist up his ass made my morning.

[Womti]

hey, does anyone find my new avatar........... appealing

[Zhukov]

No. Shut up and go away.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12587

Spammer/hilarious idea/ or the truth?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2010/lolwhat.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

So didja do it or what? That's a lot of action for you.

[Kitsa]

We're snowed in, the neighbors are (of course) availing themselves of our yard since they've already crapped all their own snow up, and all three of us (including the baby) are sick with some sort of respiratory infection. It's been a grand weekend so far.

[Tadao]

I just got a psychic message from Tadao that you're talking about vagina-hair. Man that guy is crude. :sleep

Nope, it was just tucking it in the mirror.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Game time tonight Kitsa.

[Womti]

No. Shut up and go away.

oh Zhukov.... you know you love it.

[bigtimecow]

bored as hell in the studio. should be working but mehhhhhh

seeing my dad's band tonight, then playing a reunion/final show (after a 2 year hiatus lol) with my band tomorrow night. drunk

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[kahljorn]

I think somebody got shot a few doors down a while ago. There was this fireworksish sound (which i didn't think was gun shots because it sounded like fireworks) Basically there was like four little fire works explosions and then a bunch of people going WOOOOOoooooOOOOOooo WHISSSTLLLE WHISSSTLLLEEEE and then a couple seconds later three more fireworkshish sounds and then everybody stopped talking.
Also there's always some assholes hanging out downstairs talking up storms cuz they're cool and i heard them go, "DID YOU HEAR tHAT" erRRHHHHHH as their car screeched off.
then a few doors down (where the "shots" came from) we saw them carrying two people out of a house and like 10 people running off down the street and like three or four cars driving off all fast. Also they put the two people in some cars and left;O

[RaNkeri]

cool power boat scene, brah

[Kitsa]

Game time tonight Kitsa.

going better for me than you looks like

[bigtimecow]

i'm headed downtown to hopefully get really drunk because i'm depressted for no reason :( :( :( :( :(

[bigtimecow]

back :(

[Dixie]

i think i'm dying ughhh

[bigtimecow]

what's hurtin' dix

[WhiteRat]

I'm hard pressed to find anything that can top a night of Bud Ice and ESPN's Cheap Seats.

[Dixie]

well my horrible infection is looking better but my antibiotics make my skin feel like it's on fire and i'm horribly swollen. i can barely open my eyes. i haven't been able to eat in days (i'm attempting chicken noodle soup right now), nothing has any flavor and after a bite or 2 i just don't feel like trying to finish anything. also the antibiotics i'm on causes horrible body aches so i'm extremely tender and sore, not to mention my lymph nodes all over are painfully swollen. i'm just not doing too well
:(

[Babs]

Seems like everyone is just doing absolutely horrible this time of the year.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm feeling pretty good, Chief. I don't have much, but it means I don't have much to lose.

[Wiffles]

You only have your sanity to lose, but who knows ^.^;

[bigtimecow]

i know i bitch and complain all the time, but in reality i should be fine. all my "institutions" are in order, im in my final semester of school working on a project that i designed and feel that its the best work ive done my entire degree, ive started seeing this girl i started to dig last semester, i make a decent amount of money, see my friends regularly, etc etc.

im just never satisfied :(

[Fathom Zero]

You think it's the human condition bullshit or are you legitimately unsatisfied? If you are, maybe you should explore new things.

I sound like an asshole.

[bigtimecow]

i guess a bit of both. i get super anxious about stuff. there's a lot of work ahead of me in school and its scary, this happens every semester though. also, the girl im "with" is holding back a lot and its a tad frustrating, but im so into her and don't have any other girl interests so im pursuing her.

im a walking contradiction

[Womti]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/08/Photolazor5.jpg
NEVA 4GET :D

[The Leader]

It wasn't funny four years ago and it isn't funny now.

[Womti]

it's not the same thing dumbass.

[The Leader]

What, the chargin' mah lazer joke? Yeah, it is. Though I suppose I shouldn't expect much from you.

[The Leader]

Here's an idea, why don't you post something funny for once?

[Womti]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/08/Photolazor5.jpg
NEVA 4GET :D

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

[The Leader]

:rolleyes

[Womti]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/08/Photolazor5.jpg
:rolleyes

[The Leader]

OH MY GOODNESS AREN'T YOU RANDOM AND SO IN YOUR FACE

[Womti]

ASK THE AVATAR, PAL

[The Leader]

That's just sad. I'm sure that you could come up with something even more wacky.

[Womti]

I'm afraid you're going to have to make an appointment if you'd like to talk to her, sorry
just put a word in with her secretary, I'm sure they can come up with something.

[The Leader]

What, you're still on about your little cartoon girl? Come on, post another outrageous image that someone else made years ago.

[Womti]

:domosleep
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/
eh, you go look yourself. I'm too lazy.

[The Leader]

Is that why you haven't slashed your wrists yet?

[Babs]

I hope everyone's doing better today. LOVE YOU ALL PIMP NASTY.