I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Seven Force]

I've been banned three times. :<
I've been banned 5 times. :<

[MLE]

i think it was so much fun you should try it again ;D

[Emu]

I've not been banned at all, because I'm a good boy. <3

[xbxDaniel]

My sister's kid hurt his arm pretty badly today. :(

[MetalMilitia]

KARMA

[xbxDaniel]

What, did he like cheat somebody in a past life?





Was it you?

[Pub Lover]

we need a music thread.. i hate this lyrics posting
You could just fuck off out of this thread. >:

[Pub Lover]

pub hehe nice try but you cant beat me with my own weapons.
Your weapons are stupidity & obliviousness, which I assure you I've been using around here for much longer than you could hope to stay.

[Pub Lover]

I could stare into your eyes for hours. ;)
Knock it off. >:

[Pub Lover]

who wants to be with this stupid veterans who never laugh?
me dont
You know what kind of people laugh all the time? Jolly people.
Thanks to Daddy Claus, 'Jolly' is pretty synonymous with fat. And who wants to be a stupid fat fuck?! Only you Lunlun, only you. :)

[Pub Lover]

I've been banned 5 times. :<
It's not a competition. :(

[Pub Lover]

i think it was so much fun you should try it again ;D
Hey MLE, hows it going? :)

[Sam]

IT'S A CUMPULSION! :(

[Pub Lover]

IT'S A CUMPULSION! :(
:eek

[Sam]

IT'S A CUMPULSION! :(
:eek

:faint

[Pub Lover]

Any further action such as that will not be tolerated. :lol

[Covenant]

but youre avatar says youre a liar.

[Pub Lover]

but youre avatar says youre a liar.
While I may be a liar, I am not an avatar! :eek

P.S. SHUT UP! >:

[GADZOOKS]

Pub Lover is the equivilent to Mardi Gras Post-Katrina.

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover is the equivilent to Mardi Gras Post-Katrina.
:lol

Don't you have some other forum to be a jackass on? >:

[GADZOOKS]

Don't you have a game of Literatti to bring to a halt with your diatribes? >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/front/highlights/images/hitler3.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Don't you have a game of Literatti to bring to a halt with your diatribes? >:
That was one game, & I wasn't the first person slinging the insults.

Plus that was at least a week, but I think closer to a month, before I got bitchy about your constant jackassery.

[Pub Lover]

But of course you have the perfect excuse of just calling me a liar. >:

[GADZOOKS]

You ARE bitchy! :eek

[Pub Lover]

You ARE bitchy! :eek
:lol

Yeah. :(

& to think I was almost out of Self Pity for a few days.

[Sethomas]

Don't worry, I have enough to share.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Seth, a few pages back I wanted to say I had a fear of truth, was I correct in thinking the Latin would be Veritasphobia, because that doesn't seem right to me?

Also the grammar in the above sentence doesn't seem right to me.

[Sethomas]

The problem with that is that "veritas" is Latin whereas phobia is Greek. So, off the top of my head I think that the Greek word for "truth" is alethea, so maybe it's aletheaphobe.

[Sethomas]

I did a google search for that made-up word, and it told me "did you mean alethophobia?", which evidently is the right word.

[Pub Lover]

There you go, completely different languages. That would explain it. Thank You, Mister Pace. :bow

[Sethomas]

Anything to put my Classics learning to use. :(

[Pub Lover]

As a superpower it really is only of limited use in everyday life, maybe you could trade it in for X-Ray vision.

[The Retro Kat]

Or a pair of boobs.

[Pram Maven]

Nah, those are equally useless, Retro.

[HickMan]

What's goin on guys?

[Emu]

It's strange that you have 120 posts racked up in about 10 days and yet I've never seen you.

[Chojin]

Yeah i was gonna say, I read all the boards and this is the first NOSE post I've ever seen ;<

[Chojin]

oh it's prog shooter ;<

[Emu]

I thought I was sensing a distinct flavor of suck from him

[GADZOOKS]

I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
http://images.animationfactory.com/imagedir/animations/animals/dogs/german_shepard_dog_sniff_bag/german_shepard_dog_sniff_bag_lg_wm.gif
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!

[Pram Maven]

It's strange that you have 120 posts racked up in about 10 days and yet I've never seen you.

Well, what can I say? I'm posterrific.

As far as sucking goes, I'll leave that to you, while I leave the room. Not into the gay stuff. Don't mind it, just don't want to see it, mind.

[xbxDaniel]

It's like it's trying to say something.

[camacazio]

Get out of here nose. You suck. Yesterday I wanted to give a visual example of what it means to really suck a lot to a friend and I showed him a couple of your posts.

[liquidstatik]

hi guys

[Seven Force]

Hi. :eek

How have you been?

[bigtimecow]

HI GUY WE CHAT ON AIM K?

[Pub Lover]

hi guys
Hey! :)

[Seven Force]

Hey pub.

:I

[Pub Lover]

Nah, those are equally useless, Retro.
Bullshit! A good pair of boobs get you off speeding fines & murder charges, & we all know how Seth would find that useful. ;<

Also, a good pair of boobs can just get you off. :<

[Pub Lover]

Hey pub. :I
Hey Brian. :|

[Seven Force]

How was your day today?

[Pub Lover]

Covenant has been banned for one week.
All Hail Saint Chojin! :worship

[Pub Lover]

How was your day today?
I'd save you alot of time by just telling you I only sleep through the day, everyday. :(

[Pub Lover]

All Hail Saint Chojin! :worship
Fucking Newbs. >:

[Seven Force]

I'd save you alot of time by just telling you I only sleep through the day, everyday. :(

Ok then. :(

Covenant has been banned for one week.

My hero.

[Pub Lover]

I was reading the WFYB Radio thread, & Prog Shooter had this long complicated recipe for compressing the show, & all I could think was "Why the fuck don't you just buy a cheap tube compressor?" then Chojin said exactly that, & I was refreshed in the knowledge that he is my internet saviour.

[Pub Lover]

I think swears! :eek

[Seven Force]

I liked how he banned womti 5 times.

[Pub Lover]

I'd of prefered it if we had actually convinced Womti to kill himself. :(

[Pub Lover]

cheap tube compressor
Personally I use expensive digital compression with cool flashy lights on the box, but I'd rather have good sound than dinner for a few weeks. :(

[Seven Force]

Homeless people don't die. When I was really little, my mother and I used to pass by this one funky homeless woman on the way to school. She'd screech at us and wouldn't move out of the way. When I was a tad bit older, my brother and me (no pun intended >: ) would laugh and make fun of her.

Fast forward to last summer, i'm out walking the streets and I see her sitting at that same street, but she doesn't recognize me. I for one am glad. I gave her a few bucks.

[Seven Force]

I swear I was a nice kid. Really. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey, with personal experiences like that, you'd be a real hit over in Poli/Philo. :eek

[Seven Force]

The only political exposure i've had is through history class, quick glances at CNN's Betty Nyguen, and books by Al Franken. No thanks.

[Pub Lover]

Then you kinda suck, kid. :|

That explains why you don't know who Burbank's avatar is.

[Seven Force]

Pretty much. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I'm not much better, all my posts in that forum are crappy jokes (alot like my posts in every forum). Yesterday I claimed to be a facist, & Emu seriously tried to say he was lefter than me. :(

[Sam]

I NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! :lol

[Seven Force]

Yeah, that's why I pretty much observe that section rather than to try and be a part of it. I like reading a lot of the recent threads with Max and KultureKampf.

[Pub Lover]

I NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! :lol
You're being sexy, Sam. Damn sexy! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

http://www.bartcop.com/prof-fascist.jpg

[Seven Force]

I seriously can't wait for a new president. And i'm not saying that cause Al told me to.

[GADZOOKS]

Al Roker?

[Pub Lover]

I like reading a lot of the recent threads with Max and KultureKampf.
Mister Burbank is great at the whole thing, but he really needs to return to basics with KK. VinceZeb got the full rub up, but with KK Burbank's gone in at full tilt, & which leaves KK thinking he's winning a little because he just doesn't get how defeated he's been.

[Pub Lover]

And i'm not saying that cause Al told me to.
http://www.tvland.com/shows/happydays/images/shows/6.jpg

[Seven Force]

Al Roker?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/al20franken204c20jpg.jpg


Mister Burbank is great at the whole thing, but he really needs to return to basics with KK. VinceZeb got the full rub up, but with KK Burbank's gone in at full tilt, & which leaves KK thinking he's winning a little because he just doesn't get how defeated he's been.

He does seem a tad bit more...hostile(?) this time around.

[Pub Lover]

Al Roker? Heard of him. Al from Happy Days? Heard of him. Al Franken? Who? :(

[Chojin]

Yeah, that's why I pretty much observe that section rather than to try and be a part of it. I like reading a lot of the recent threads with Max and KultureKampf.
That's why I banned Covenant - He started to spread his ruining to Poli.

Hey pub we could start an audio fag club

[Pram Maven]

Hey!

[MarioRPG]

That's why I banned Covenant - He started to spread his ruining to Poli.
Heh, I read that as "he started to spead his Polio".
:/

[Esuohlim]

hi guys

!

[ziggytrix]

Al Roker? Heard of him. Al from Happy Days? Heard of him. Al Franken? Who? :(

comedy writer/actor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0291253/) and liberal radio host (http://alfrankenweb.com/forum/)


BTW, in digital audio is there a difference between normalizing and compressing? I would think more streaming apps would have some sort of normalizing function available.

[liquidstatik]

hi guys

!

yo wudup
i finally got unbanned. :o

[MLE]

WHY WERE YOU BANNED

[liquidstatik]

i said the N word. :x

[MarioRPG]

Yeah, that would do it.

...How many times? :/

[Sam]

FOR SHAME >:

[sadie]

pub, you should've spelled it "lier" in your av. :P

[Seven Force]

meathead faggots

[Seven Force]

hahahahaha i'm just kidding guys....just kidding...

[Sam]

http://samuraipizzacatstheme.ytmnd.com/ >:

[Chojin]

BTW, in digital audio is there a difference between normalizing and compressing? I would think more streaming apps would have some sort of normalizing function available.
Yeah, normalizing just takes the maximum peak and raises the volume of the song until that peak hits 0 dB. Compression doesn't inherently change song volume, it's just so commonly applied afterward that it's built into most units. Usually you compress and then normalize to achieve max volume.

[The Retro Kat]

Holy Shit liquidstatik!?!

[ziggytrix]

welcome back liquidstatik

[Pub Lover]

Hey pub we could start an audio fag club
The All New Audio Fag Club, now with 100% more Fags. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.broadcastwarehouse.com/images/products/166_hr.jpg

[Pub Lover]

i said the N word. :x
Snap! :lol

[Seven Force]

Knee grow?

[Pub Lover]

Al Roker? Heard of him.
I've only heard of him from these boards, like Tony Danza. :(

[Pub Lover]

Knee grow?
Not so polite. :<

[Pub Lover]

I've only heard of him from these boards, like Tony Danza. :(
Uh, meaning I've only heard of Danza because of these boards, not that Danza has only heard of Roker 'cause of these boards... :/

[Pub Lover]

Hello, my name is Fartin Mowler Junior. :(

[Pub Lover]

pub, you should've spelled it "lier" in your av. :P
Mister Yockey made the fine avatar I am using, & why exactly should it be 'Lier'?

ISN'T THAT A DIFFERENT WORD?! :eek

[Seven Force]

...yockey.

[sadie]

why exactly should it be 'Lier'?
my mistake. :(

[Pub Lover]

...yockey.
Yes, it's a Japanese name meaning 'He who touches asses'. :<

[Seven Force]

Oh, I just like the way it sounds.

How's it going with you?

[Pub Lover]

my mistake. :(
Sadie made a grammar/spelling mistake?

MY WORLD IS CRUMBLING! WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT DOES ANY OF IT MEAN? :wah

[Pub Lover]

How's it going with you?
Today at work some guy came to me with an audio problem & I just looked blankly at him till he went away, then I fixed the problem. :(

Why do people like twiddling random knobs when they stand by a mixing desk? Do they think they're helping? :(

How is it the going with you?

[Seven Force]

My day is going alright so far, though i'm dreading going to work today. I know my assistant manager will be there, and he is a most unpleasant man to work with. Everyone hates him, and it's gotten to the point where I don't give a shit now whether or not i'm fired. So i'm doing little things to get him pissed off.

[sadie]

my mistake. :(
Sadie made a grammar/spelling mistake?
no. this thread's name was finally changed. :P

[Pub Lover]

I don't give a shit now whether or not i'm fired. So i'm doing little things to get him pissed off.
Try mispronouncing words all the time, that drives me mad. :(

It may be a surprise to some of you, but I'm unpleasant to be around.

[Pub Lover]

no. this thread's name was finally changed. :P
Oh, I see. That would make it a joke. I don't get jokes.

[Seven Force]

I don't give a shit now whether or not i'm fired. So i'm doing little things to get him pissed off.
Try mispronouncing words all the time, that drives me mad. :(

It may be a surprise to some of you, but I'm unpleasant to be around.

Nuh uh. I bet you're great to be around. :D

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/PUBLOVER.jpg

You don't look annoying. Now my AS, he looks annoying. I think i'll get a picture of him today at work somehow. ahahaha

[Pub Lover]

Comb-over! :puke

[Pub Lover]

i just don't want you getting an inflated ego, because that's even more annoying. i also don't like you very much.

[Seven Force]

MLE :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

MLE :rolleyes
AND JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! >:

[ziggytrix]

i'm going to post an audio question in the tech forum. y'all should help me!

[Pub Lover]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/ridryder911/truama.jpg

[Emu]

this is the end :tear

[Emu]

i'm at school right now and they're playing pink floyd's "time" song from the big flatscreen in the cafeteria for some reason

i love this music but it's depressing :(

[Emu]

now they're playing dear prudence so i feel better :)

[Matt Harty]

IM LISTENING TO YING YANG TWINS BUBBA SPARKS MR COLLIPARK - MS NEW BOOTY


BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY

[Esuohlim]

Seven Forbes are you going to come here every goddamned day and ask Pub how his day is?

PUB DON'T BE LURED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY HE LOOKS IN TWO DIRECTIONS AT ONCE :(

[The Retro Kat]

Milhouse, stop yelling.

[EisigerBiskuit]

In the middle of our street, our house.

[Matt Harty]

FIGHT

[Seven Force]

Hey guys! :D

[Seven Force]

Seven Forbes are you going to come here every goddamned day and ask Pub how his day is?

PUB DON'T BE LURED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY HE LOOKS IN TWO DIRECTIONS AT ONCE :(

No, Milhouse spelled backwards. Not if he doesn't want me to. I'm pretty sure you're saying that cause I never ask you. I'll admit that's pretty mean, but I figured you didn't want to talk to me. But i'll give it a shot.

Esuohlim, how've you been? :)

EDIT: I just noticed that last sentence. Real fucking mature Esuohlim. >:

[camacazio]

HEY LOSERS THERE'S A BETTER THREAD HAPPENING IN MOCKWARS

[camacazio]

OH JESUS OH JESUS I'M SORRY WILLIE

[ziggytrix]

Thom Yorke has a paralyzed eye and he's cooler than anyone in this whole damn thread.

[nothing4buddha]

hey camacazio your post count is 911

:( neva 4get

[Riggo44]

...and pubs and emu's are over 10,000 posts combined. what a bunch of loser douchebags with no lives :/

[Sethomas]

Talk about a douchebag who craves the only race with sufficiently cramped vaginas for him.

[nothing4buddha]

couldn't have put it better myself

[Riggo44]

I totally agree....white pussys stink.

[Seven Force]

Hey Buddha. :)

[Seven Force]

I totally agree....white pussys stink.

I DISAGREE

[nothing4buddha]

hey chojin, he offended me and my caucasian vagina :tear

[nothing4buddha]

HAY SEVENFORCE I'M CRYING :tear

[EisigerBiskuit]

Make up your mind :( :(

[Seven Force]

HAY SEVENFORCE I'M CRYING :tear

Better? ;<

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/PUBLOVER.jpg

[nothing4buddha]

much better, new avatar does justice :)

[Seven Force]

Nothin' to it! *thumbs up*

[Pub Lover]

Seven Forbes are you going to come here every goddamned day and ask Pub how his day is?
It makes me feel wanted. :(

PUB DON'T BE LURED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY HE LOOKS IN TWO DIRECTIONS AT ONCE :(
Uh oh! :o

[Pub Lover]

Thom Yorke has a paralyzed eye and he's cooler than anyone in this whole damn thread.
Way cooler, but just as whiny.

[Pub Lover]

...and pubs and emu's are over 10,000 posts combined. what a bunch of loser douchebags with no lives :/
Fuck you, you racist, misogynistic bastard! >:

[Emu]

Milhouse has almost 10,000 posts by himself. :rolleyes

Besides, Pub's been here nearly three years, and I've been here 2 and a half. THAT'S NOT SAD, THAT'S COMMITTED

[Esuohlim]

My I-Mockery post count is my greatest success in this world :tear

[Esuohlim]

And my K'Nex roller coaster! :eek

[Esuohlim]

And maybe my K'Nex giant windmill :/

[Esuohlim]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8168/dscf04335of7ex.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I had a dream last night that GW was my GF and I kissed her a bunch of times :( :(

Then I was David Cross as Tobias in Arrested Development and I was having trouble shaving my beard in an airplane bathroom >:

[MarioRPG]

And my K'Nex roller coaster! :eek
Urge to build K'Nex items rising...

[Pub Lover]

I had a dream last night that GW was my GF and I kissed her a bunch of times :(
Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company. >:
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her? :(

[GADZOOKS]

quit being disgusting

[Pub Lover]

I don't get your jokes. :(

[Sethomas]

Hey guys I might go to the opera tonight with my cousin.

No, I won't try to put my moves on her.

Il Barbierri di Seviglia. Anyone seen it?

[Pub Lover]

Sort of...

http://www.itctel.com/mnmp/CJSF.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i1.tinypic.com/n4t8pt.jpg
That could just be a white guy taking the piss. :(

[Sethomas]

Where's he taking it?

[MarioRPG]

Sort of...

http://www.itctel.com/mnmp/CJSF.jpg
That's the only Opera I've ever sat through.

[Seven Force]

Hey Pub.
Hey Seth.

How've you two been today?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/bladtinzu/whoop.gif
I'd have banned him after using that shitty image once, nevermind the half dozen fucking times he's thought it'll help a thread get going. >:

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pub.
Hey Seth.

How've you two been today?
My day has been alright, except I just puked up into my mouth for no reason. :(

Seth has had an awful day. :(

Plus he wasted a half-pint of Bourbon. >:

[Seven Force]

I'd have banned him for taking my "Yellow Fever" schtik (which was crap anyway) and perverted it to suit his own needs.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/PUBLOVER.jpg

[Seven Force]

"No posts exists" my ass.

[Pub Lover]

HOW WAS/IS/WILL BE YOUR DAY, SEVEN FORCE?

Did you annoy your assistant manager?
That's the only Opera I've ever sat through.
I was joking, it's kinda sad you weren't. :|

[Pub Lover]

"No posts exists" my ass.
That page break picture rule is really biting me in the ass. :(

Do you really have a lazyeye? Or is it like my combover? :(

[Sethomas]

Yeah, and it was Maker's Mark. Definitely not meant for chugging purposes. I mourn its loss. :tear

Next I plan on getting some Irish Whisky for once. I hear it's interesting, and it's more in tune with being put in coffee. Bourbon in coffee works well enough for me, of course, but Etwas Kultur muss sein.

And my day so far is going well, thanks for asking Sevenforce!

[Seven Force]

HOW WAS/IS/WILL BE YOUR DAY, SEVEN FORCE?

Did you annoy your assistant manager?

It's been ok so far, i'm going to see if I can fuck it up in the next 12-18 hours. :(

My AS has been less annoying the past few days (to me at least), so now it's making it hard for me to dislike him. Now i'll actually feel bad when/if he gets fired/transferred.

That page break picture rule is really biting me in the ass. :(

Do you really have a lazyeye? Or is it like my combover? :(

No it's not, i'm the only one posting it. I can find a new picture.

Yeah, I have somewhat of a lazy eye I thought had been fixed in the third grade. It sucks to see it come back. Not only is it an asthetic annoyance, it means that I might be going blind again. :(


And my day so far is going well, thanks for asking Sevenforce!

No problem, man. :)

[Sethomas]

Today has been really boring, actually.

[Matt Harty]

I GOT FIRED :)

[Chojin]

hooray, more time for cov!

[Seven Force]

Today was hectic. :P

[Seven Force]

I GOT FIRED :)

How'd you manage that?

[EisigerBiskuit]

I got to see my friend's beautiful baby over a nice lunch at Chili's. Why are small things so damn cute.

[camacazio]

Hey seven force is that vile?

[ScruU2wice]

I can't drink but I wish I would so I could drunk right under the threshold of alcohol poisoning and write very creepy letters to my celebrity crushes.. :(

[Seven Force]

Hey seven force is that vile?

Why yes. Yes it is. :)

This might be a temp change. I've gotten really attached to the apple avatar.

[camacazio]

While I do enjoy the apple, Vile kinda is awesome.

[Juttin]

Hey seven force is that vile?

Why yes. Yes it is. :)

This might be a temp change. I've gotten really attached to the apple avatar.

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

[Pub Lover]

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(
Yes, but his apple avatar had nothing to do with his name, & that's just tooooooo random! :eek

[Pub Lover]

You know when you make a crappy joke & some idiot newb runs with it & makes you despise the idea that you ever logged on?

Misdemonar please stop telling CosmoToad to Shut Up/Go Away, it's not working, & you're just making you, me, & the board in general look bad. :(

[Pub Lover]

I just saw this...
I think pub lover said that first and now everyones saying that. Good job pub lover :rolleyes
OH FUCK! OH FUCK!! oh fuck... :suicide

Edit: Nevermind, Chojin gave up & banned him. :(

[Pub Lover]

HEY!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20970)

[Pub Lover]

who the fuck drinks rum on the rocks anyways, christ
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060204/060204_robida_hmed_5p.h2.jpg
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU AT THE GAY BAR!

[executioneer]

lol that thread reminded me of that song too :(

[Seven Force]

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

Good. The thing I hate most about these new people is their inability to make a decent insult, so they make stupid jokes about someone's avatar. Oh hahaha, i'm an applehead! Jixby is a dancing piece of toast! We better get MetalMilitia some catnip! :eek

Fuck those assholes.

:orgasm

You know when you make a crappy joke & some idiot newb runs with it & makes you despise the idea that you ever logged on?

Misdemonar please stop telling CosmoToad to Shut Up/Go Away, it's not working, & you're just making you, me, & the board in general look bad. :(

They both fucking ruined my Riggo44 thread. :(

[Pub Lover]

They were pretty crappy cartoons, though.

If anyone wanted to mock my religion I'd appreciate it if they'd actually put some effort into it, rather than use a bunch of childish pictures meant to cause controversy.

That's my beef with it, I've lost respect for the danish just because the only one that was funny was the virgins one, and that like out of 12
Ever seen a Danish comedy show? They laugh at the weirdest shit! :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.infocusmag.com/04march/greenbutchers.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Toad, replying to everything is against the rules. Shut the hell up.

But what if people are specifically addressing him? What should he do then?
The vast majority of people specifically addressing CosmoToad were people telling him to shut up, & in that situation, he should of shut up. >:

Hey Lotida, how's it going? :)

[Pub Lover]

What is it with you people thinking Lotida is a cunt?
She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity. :eek

Most people were real dicks about it, but most people here are right dicks all the time. :lol

[MLE]

Hey, now that's a good point!

[Seven Force]

What is it with you people thinking Lotida is a cunt?
She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity. :eek

:chatter

[MLE]

Have you seen the light?

[Pub Lover]

Hey, now that's a good point!
Hello MLE, how are things? :)

We stopped talking after I got banned. :(

[MLE]

That's mainly cause you're a creepy stalker-like person. But aside from that I'm good.

PS- How are you?

[Sethomas]

I've never been banned. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

[Pub Lover]

...you are a very annoying person that seems to have something important to say to everything.

Just for clarification, this is not a compliment, and I don't actually think you say anything important or worthwile.
:lol

:(

[Pub Lover]

...you're a creepy stalker-like person. How are you?
Yeah, just great. :tear

[MLE]

i never said it was a bad thing! It's just not my thing

[Pub Lover]

I've never been banned. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.
How is Chicago University by the way? :|

[Seven Force]

I've never been banned. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

Make a lot of Towelie jokes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/towelie_avatar.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

What is it with you people thinking Lotida is a cunt?
She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity. :eek

:chatter

Yeah I remember you sucked max's dick dry, sevenforce.

Infact wasn't that why you where banned?

[Pub Lover]

i never said it was a bad thing! It's just not my thing
It's not me, it's you? Somehow I don't believe it. ;<

:lol

[Seven Force]

Yeah I remember you sucked max's dick dry, sevenforce.

Infact wasn't that why you where banned?

I was banned by the RED OCTOBER WARGROUP. A CASUALTIY OF THE INTERNET WAR.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/sevenforcehero.jpg

[Matt Harty]

haha madmax :lol

[Sethomas]

I don't have to sleep as much when I don't take my meds, so I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't take my meds.

[MarioRPG]

I don't have to sleep as much when I don't take my meds, so I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't take my meds.
You anti-sleepist you.

[GADZOOKS]

You know Lotida is Kellychaos, right SevenForce?

[executioneer]

no way

[MetalMilitia]

NO WAY

[Emu]

no-ho way-hay

[Marc Summers]

I am both shocked and appalled

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/nohtmlcarlos.jpg

[camacazio]

Maybe I just don't get his jokes.

[xbxDaniel]

Maybe he's just not funny.

[maggiekarp]

I liked his special but the show is just terrible :(

[Sethomas]

Oh, Pub: it's The University of Chicago. Two words is insufficient for their calibre of pretension.

But wouldn't it be hilarious if I got banned from I-Mockery for some psychotic episode. It almost happened autumn 2003. At least, Doopa told me that if I swallow a bottle of aspirin and go on a posting spree again I'd be banned, or something like that.

[xbxDaniel]

Is the superbowl over yet?

[Sethomas]

Are you done posting here yet?

[xbxDaniel]

Yes sir. :(

[Matt Harty]

xbxMCj did you buy city of villains yet >:

[Matt Harty]

xbxMCj did you buy city of villains yet >:

[Seven Force]

He heard you the first time. :rolleyes

[xbxDaniel]

I have to have money in order to do that. I'm supposed to be getting about sixty bucks this week though, so things are looking up.

[Matt Harty]

UGH

[Juttin]

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

Good. The thing I hate most about these new people is their inability to make a decent insult, so they make stupid jokes about someone's avatar. Oh hahaha, i'm an applehead! Jixby is a dancing piece of toast! We better get MetalMilitia some catnip! :eek

Fuck those assholes.

:orgasm

Well....I didn't make those retarded jokes........
LOL! DAMNTHATDAVID IS A MAILBOX! HOW'S THAT MAIL TASTE?! :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

Trust me, you're the better person for it.

[Seven Force]

Have you seen the light?

Yeah.

Being banned for almost a year helps.

[Pram Maven]

Have you seen the light?

Yeah.

Being banned for almost a year helps.

*LMFAO*

What did you do? (besides being yourself, that is)

[Emu]

He made posts remarkably similar to yours.

[Pram Maven]

He made posts remarkably similar to yours.

And yours are any better?

*hearing the echo of the "NO" before the actual word itself*

Hey, that's a cool trick, how did you do that? It was trippy. I felt like I was listening to Judas Priest for the first time!

ouuuuuuuuyou ckkkkkkksuck

[Seven Force]

Oh god that does sound like me. :(

All he needs is to quote Towelie and he's all set.

[ziggytrix]

I thought you were banned for unapologetically raping folks' mental images of Calvin & Hobbes, and then rebanned for circumventing that ban...

[camacazio]

This must have all happened when I was out. All I notice about this guy is the apple avatar and the Vile avatar. The imagery is good.

[Pram Maven]

All he needs is to quote Towelie and he's all set.

Don't preach to me, fatso!

[camacazio]

Go away. For the love of god your posts are so horrible. It's cute that you get the theme here--mocking people--but you don't have an ounce of wit in you. Jesus you just come up with stupid one liners like cockblasting ninny or fatso or fucktard or faggot from fagatron X or whatever else idiot things you come up with. You're so fucking stupid that you just don't get it. Do you actually have FUN posting here? I hate that question because you'll be all like "lol yeah you guys get all worked up" but damn man, just go away. You came back from a 2 day banning all like "ok I read the rules and I'm going to be better now" but like a whore-addict husband you're just going to fuck up again.

[Seven Force]

This must have all happened when I was out. All I notice about this guy is the apple avatar and the Vile avatar. The imagery is good.

Have you ever played Megaman X8 yet?

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/SMN.jpg

[camacazio]

X6 killed the mega man series for me :(

So no, I haven't tried a new one since then.

[Pram Maven]

No, I did read the rules, and I came back ready to follow them, and you were all jackasses to me. Then I remembered how I took over a messageboard less than a year ago, and recall that the only way I know to to be funny, is to be cruelly mean.

Looks like I'm not the ONLY one "not getting it"/any.

[Seven Force]

Well for the love of god DO NOT play X7.

Vile's voice actor is great in X8. It's a lot better than X6. You should get it.