I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Emu]

no posts exist for my ass

[Matt Harty]

http://charlieontheradio.net/basketbrawl.jpg

WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING REAL

[Matt Harty]

http://www.dailyhome.com/stclair/2004/images/ashsvillefight.jpg

WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING REAL

[Matt Harty]

WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING REAL

http://www.worldmag.com/images/47sports.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.nbl.com.au/_content/image/00000976-image.jpg

WHEN PEOPLE START GETTIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAA

[Matt Harty]

http://www.rwanda.net/image/sport/nba/ron%20artest3.jpg

WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING REAL

[Matt Harty]

http://sportserver.nandomedia.com/images/gallery/basketball/nba/20050114/sac0300.1.jpg


OOOOOOOOOOO WATCHOO SAY????

[Matt Harty]

THE REAL WORLD

http://www.armstrong.com/common/r2001/content/images/img15960.jpg

[Matt Harty]

http://www.thepostgame.com/images/yankSoxBrawl.jpg

WHEN PEOPLE STOP BEING NICE

[Matt Harty]

AND PEOPLE START GETTING REAL


http://images.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/_photos/2004-11-22-scarolina-clemso.jpg

[Sam]

hey guys

[Matt Harty]

hey whats up

[Matt Harty]

I need to make my way to the salvation army my friend picked up this awesome Newark Special Olympics t-shirt.

[HickMan]

loo

[HickMan]

I don't contribute anything to this thread anymore :(

[Matt Harty]

That's the beauty of this thread. :(

Sometimes it falls to talks of cd's and madlibs but we know what it's really all about. :rolleyes

[Sam]

IT'S ABOUT GETTING REAL.

MAD REAL.

[Matt Harty]

TIME TO GET REAL

SHOULD I MAKE A NEW THREAD ABOUT GETTING REAL OR KEEP IT HERE IM HAVING A DABOCLE CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO GET SOME FUNK OFF MY CHEST

[Sam]

YOU SHOULD START MATT HARTY'S FUNKY CHEST THREAD, AND I WILL HEARTILY ENDORSE IT. :posh

[Matt Harty]

I JUST DID NOW IM TOTALLY FUCKING PUMPED

[executioneer]

you guys

[Matt Harty]

SORRY WILLIE

NOUN
NOUN
NOUN
NOUN

[Esuohlim]

******
******
******
******

[Emu]

DOORMAT
MATT DOOR
MATT HARTY
HEARTY MAT

[executioneer]

butthole
homo
vibrator
anus

[executioneer]

paige break

[Matt Harty]

hey esuohlim you have alot of posts :o

[AngPur]

hey esuohlim you have alot of posts :o

'A lot' is two words. :)

[executioneer]

hey i got two words for you how about 'shut up' lol

[fungusamongus]

fucking mosquitos >:

[Esuohlim]

hey esuohlim you have alot of posts :o

I'm sorry I don't want to hog all the posts from you guys or anything :(

[Matt Harty]

can i borrow like 200 just for the weekend i promise ill pay you back you know im good comon comon you know im good comon....comon

[Esuohlim]

Fat chance nerd these posts are mine >:

[Sam]

GUYS DON'T BE SO GREEDY >:

[Rongi]

hey

[Esuohlim]

I just found out that my friend's uncle was the guy that got stabbed in the Real World sketch on Chappelle's Show :eek

[sports]

Matt Harty, I will glady give you 200 of my posts, in exchange for 400 of yours. :) deal?

[bigtimecow]

this garlic bread is FANTASTIC

[bigtimecow]

you think esuohlim can top 10,000?

[bigtimecow]

i think esuohlim can top 10,000

[bigtimecow]

hey that picture of the bee and the spider is cool

[bigtimecow]

"I'M WITH INTERNET" IS ON THE INTERNET

[bigtimecow]

Smarter Child: Lies are terrible people.

[bigtimecow]

Kill whitey

[bigtimecow]

I am a ghost, boo.

[bigtimecow]

I sit around here and laugh my ass off, but I never contribute worth a crap. . -Guitar Woman

[bigtimecow]

hey willie, i stole an avatar from your site (but you put emoticon).
and i stole this

-bigtimecow

[Esuohlim]

Matt Harty, I will glady give you 200 of my posts, in exchange for 400 of yours. :) deal?

SPORTS WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT POSTING IN THIS THREAD AND ALL THREADS FOR THAT MATTER? >:

[HickMan]

SWITCH

[Esuohlim]

Hey I just watched Rushmore and I don't know if any of you guys liked it but I found it to be a piece of artsy shit directed by a pretentious faggot. >:

[Esuohlim]

:(

[HickMan]

lol

[Esuohlim]

Recommend some good movies because I'm sick of wasting money at Blockbuster for critically acclaimed movies and end up complaining about them on the Internet >:

[Emu]

I like the original Planet of the Apes series, but then again I suck :(

[Rongi]

Rent 12 Angry Men ( the original with Henry Fonda )

[Esuohlim]

I saw Over-Nite Sensation at a store yesterday and I didn't have enough money to buy it. >: >:

[Rongi]

that fucking blows. that's a personal favorite of mine :(

have you gotten ANY fz album yet >:

[Esuohlim]

Kiss my aura >:

[Esuohlim]

...Dora :(

[Esuohlim]

All right, dipsticks, I'm going to go and watch Stripes and I'll give my opinions in two hours don't wait up :o

[Rongi]

couldnt say where she was comin from but i just met a girl named dinah mo hum :o

[Esuohlim]

Opinions: Like anyone cares about my opinions :rolleyes

[HickMan]

so RAW

[HickMan]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002GN7MK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.labnews.de/en/specials/toxo/abc/pix/raw_meat.gif

[bigtimecow]

rent "double trouble" with the barbarian brothers.

[Anonymouse]

I suggest Rawhead Rex (1986)

http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/rawheadrex02.jpg

yay I made a post .

[Esuohlim]

NO >:

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/crabhead.jpg

[executioneer]

also:

CRABS THE MOVIE (http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/crabby.3g2)

lol :(

[executioneer]

CRABS 2: CRABBY STRIKES BACK (http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/crabby2.3g2)

[pjalne]

Haha. Did you shoot those with your phone?

[executioneer]

yes

[Matt Harty]

good job

[Esuohlim]

I just bought Over-Nite Sensation and I'll give it a listen and give my approval soon!

[Matt Harty]

break

[Esuohlim]

POST COUNT FIGHTS

[Esuohlim]

"THREAD" THREAD

[Esuohlim]

THE OTNLY OFFICIAL MAD LIBS THREAD

[Esuohlim]

A PICTURE OF A SPIDER EATING A BEE

[Esuohlim]

I don't remember any other names for this thread :(

[Esuohlim]

OH WAIT WAS "PIECE OF SHIT THREAD" ONE OF THEM? >:

[Esuohlim]

I'm sorry that was out of line :(

[Esuohlim]

>:

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Esuohlim]

Oh god I'm so alone :tear

[Esuohlim]

I guess I'll play myself in tic-tac-toe

[Esuohlim]

http://img231.echo.cx/img231/2140/tictac13jm.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/7422/tictac16wr.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://img13.echo.cx/img13/832/tictac10sj.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://img13.echo.cx/img13/1631/tictac14vv.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://img81.echo.cx/img81/7008/tictac13wt.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://img18.echo.cx/img18/465/tictac12ek.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://img68.echo.cx/img68/7817/tictac17pl.gif

[Esuohlim]

http://img147.echo.cx/img147/1827/tictac12du.gif

[Esuohlim]

[Esuohlim]

...

[Esuohlim]

>:

[Esuohlim]

stupid cheating ****** fuck off >:

[Matt Harty]

HAVE YOU GONE INSANE

[Esuohlim]

MATT HARTY IS IT REALLY YOU? :(

[HickMan]

THERE'S NOW ONE PAGE FOR EVERY DAY OF HTE YEAR!


HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!

[Esuohlim]

YEAH BUT THIS THREAD WAS STARTED ON A LEAP YEAR THOUGH

[HickMan]

UHOH GUESS IT'S UP TO YOU AND ME, BUD

[HickMan]

YESSIR

[Esuohlim]

It's up to you actually I think I'll go watch some TV now

[HickMan]

traitor >:

[Rongi]

well what do you think about overnite sensation >:

[Esuohlim]

oh yeah, I actually liked it and that's actually rare for a first-time listen, even with bands that I know I like. I especially liked Dinah-Moe Humm for some reason, and I've got Camarilla Brillo stuck in my head. :(

[Esuohlim]

so yeah frank zappa is cool :(

[Rongi]

camarillo brillo kinda sucks but yeah it gets caught in my head like all the time. I'm The Slime has a really great riff and Montana has one of the best guitar solos i've ever heard.

[Esuohlim]

The beginning of I'm The Slime reminded me of the very beginning of Genius in France by Weird Al, which, coincidentally, was done by Dweezil Zappa :(

[executioneer]

yeah that whole song is supposed to be like a tribute to fz but it's one of the few weird al songs i really do not enjoy :(

[fungusamongus]

maybe i should ask iron mitchell for some recommendations rather than just downloading random stuff from him on soulseek

[fungusamongus]

my computer is taking a shit on me today >:

[executioneer]

pics plz

[Emu]

willie this thread should be called ' thread'

[Sam]

WILLIE THIS THREAD SHOULD BE CALLED "SAM IS A COOL DUDE"

[executioneer]

this thread shoudl be call

[GADZOOKS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/MarvelVsCapcom/meinfahce.jpg


:eek :eek :eek

[GADZOOKS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/MarvelVsCapcom/superheroes.jpg

:x :x :x

[Anonymouse]

http://robastewart.blogs.com/snippets/IndianPoliceMustahce.jpg
>:

[executioneer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/MarvelVsCapcom/superheroes.jpg

:x :x :x

i know what thats supposed to be a picture of >:

[fungusamongus]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/bongofever/computer.gif

i forgot to draw the sleeves :(

[Matt Harty]

HEY GUYS

[Mad Melvin]

another page break this thread is falling apart run you guys :(

[Matt Harty]

mad melvin hello

[Mad Melvin]

sup

[Guitar Woman]

HAY GUYS ^_^

[Pub Lover]

Hey Guys. :)

I asked Chojin, & he kindly unbanned me, but with the assurance that if I don't STFU, he'll ban me again. :)

Sorry to everyone about the previous bullshit I did, & I hope I don't pull that crap again. :12steps

[executioneer]

omg hi :)

[Pub Lover]

Hi Willie! :)

I'm sorry I haven't called you, but everytime I think about it I get all hells of upset because I can't think of anything to say. :(

Also, I see EZboard has tried to ruin your No Swears board again. >:

[Esuohlim]

HI PUB LOVER STICK AROUND DON'T GET BANNED, JERK >:

[Esuohlim]

YOU TOO GADZOOKS STOP NOT POSTING, >: >:

[Pub Lover]

Hi Esuohlim. :)

Yeah, I'm gonna try not to get banned. ;)

[Emu]

omg publover :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hi Emu.

Are you funny yet? >:

[Esuohlim]

LOL LOL PUB LOVER ASK HOW MY WEBSITE IS DOING ;)

[Pub Lover]

Didn't I already make that joke? :eek

[Emu]

Hi Emu.

Are you funny yet? >:

i dunno i try tho :/

[Pub Lover]

Wasn't that the problem in the first place? :confused

[Emu]

i guess :x

[Pub Lover]

I'm kidding, you're alright. ;)

Can you get banned just for being a jerk? I can't remember. :x

[GADZOOKS]

YOU TOO GADZOOKS STOP NOT POSTING, >: >:

Sorry, Pal :( I'm too busy making a RADIO SHOW with Jixby and Willie (also Huond).

http://www.myspace.com/wfybradio There will be an episode posted there by Tuesday (if it works), if not wherever we put it Willie can post a link, what we made was fantastic if I must say!

And Willie, that was a SELF-PORTRAIT of this place's own RONGI.

Keep up the post counts, fellas

[Pub Lover]

I make radio shows everyday, it's not hard. :rolleyes

Unless it's comedy, I can't do comedy. :(

[Anonymouse]

increasing postcount

[Pub Lover]

That's the plan. :(

[Anonymouse]

initiating plan

i have a long way to go :(

[Pub Lover]

A high postcount garners little respect, & will likely result in a ban if taken too far. :loo

[Anonymouse]

:(

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[pjalne]

Sorry, Pal :( I'm too busy making a RADIO SHOW with Jixby and Willie (also Huond).

http://www.myspace.com/wfybradio There will be an episode posted there by Tuesday (if it works), if not wherever we put it Willie can post a link, what we made was fantastic if I must say!

Wow, that sounds awesome. What kind of show are you going for?

[executioneer]

idk

[Matt Harty]

hay pub :>

[MetalMilitia]

Pup lover sent me an email a week or so ago about marmite and vegimite.

True story.

[Esuohlim]

There's no Pup Lover around here wtf

[Skulhedface]

aww puppies

[Sam]

Hi Pub :O

[Anonymouse]

i am sam

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

sam i am

[Anonymouse]

hacksaw jim duggan

[Pub Lover]

hay pub :>
Hay yourself.:rolleyes
Oh, & happy belateds, if your country wasn't crazy you could drink now. ;)
Pub Lover sent me an email a week or so ago about marmite and vegimite.

True story.
Yeah, back then I didn't think I was mature enough to return here, then my personal life took a turn for the worse, & I fell right back in. :eek
Hi Pub :O
Hi Sam. :)

[Anonymouse]

hi jesus

[Pub Lover]

Hey Anonymouse, everytime you post you give KellyChaos +2 cool points. Soon he's gonna be so cool that we'll all be posting at I-KellyChaos.net (http://www.STFU.com). :eek

[Anonymouse]

Hey Anonymouse, everytime you post you give KellyChaos +2 cool points. Soon he's gonna be so cool that we'll all be posting at I-KellyChaos.net (http://www.STFU.com). :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Anonymouse/35.jpg

[Pub Lover]

No, you're the homo! >:

[HickMan]

hi publover lol i didnt space hows it goin

[Anonymouse]

No, you're the homo! >:

I beg to differ kind sage >:

[MetalMilitia]

hands up who wants anonymouse to shut up.

[Emu]

closing in on 10,000

[HickMan]

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[Emu]

I SEE THEM IN THE STREETS

[fungusamongus]

hey willie are you in a band because you should be in band

[executioneer]

no i dont have a band

[fungusamongus]

im going to the record store today so what primus album should i buy?
i only have sailing the seas of cheese. i was thinking about getting suck on this or maybe pork soda. yeah

[executioneer]

those are both ok but if i had to choose i would go with pork soda

hell any primus album is GOOD except maybe the one that came with the DVD :(

ps jimmy page break lol

[Matt Harty]

hands up who wants anonymouse to shut up.

[fungusamongus]

i bought rhinoplasty

[Guitar Woman]

hands up who wants fungusamongus to shut up.
Fixed. ;)

[HickMan]

I like primus but don't listen to them enough :(. I like Jesus Built my Hotrod :(. What are their best songs guys

[Big Papa Goat]

Anything from the Brown Album is awesome

[fungusamongus]

fish on

[Mad Melvin]

did you guys know that primus also did the theme song for south park :eek

[executioneer]

I like primus but don't listen to them enough :(. I like Jesus Built my Hotrod :(. What are their best songs guys

that is not a primus song you goblin >:

neither is cotton eye joe, detachable penis, that "country" gin and juice cover, or "power fusion crunch time" or whatever its called >:

[executioneer]

i bought rhinoplasty

thats a good one plus you get the devil went down to georgia :o

[executioneer]

also: NOT EVERY PARODY/COMEDY SONG IS WRITTEN BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, YOU FUCKING FUCKS >:

[Bell E. Laffs]

Yeah some were written by Dr. Demento.

[HickMan]

that is not a primus song you goblin >:

neither is cotton eye joe, detachable penis, that "country" gin and juice cover, or "power fusion crunch time" or whatever its called >:

Uh like when I downloaded it it said Primus so i dunno I also like My name is Mud

[Esuohlim]

Guys I think I might have insomnia :(

[Esuohlim]

I'm like Dave Attell only I go on my computer instead :(

[fungusamongus]

http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3518

watch out guys

[MetalMilitia]

lol

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=sexy_blondie1279

That has to be the most inane news i have ever read in my life.

Im calling character on this one.

[Mad Melvin]

Jesus christ no

[HickMan]

GUYS she's single

[Emu]

i got dibs

[HickMan]

shutup

[Emu]

naw way man >:

[executioneer]

sixteens :rolleyes

[Sam]

THOSE ARE WHAT I HAVE ON MY TRUCK :ROLLEYES

[Pub Lover]

hi publover lol i didnt space hows it goin
Hi Clay, I have your phone number, & a phone capable of calling you, but I'm not gonna. :(

[Sam]

HI PUB

[Pub Lover]

http://www.rockul.info/photo/LedZeppelin/page.JPG

[Pub Lover]

HI PUB
Hi Sam. :)

[Sam]

WUDOIN

[Pub Lover]

Man, I'm all not working cos of this dang pain in my chest, Gee. :(

[Sam]

That sucks. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah. :(

[HickMan]

sry about that

[Esuohlim]

postcount ++

[HickMan]

loo 4 real

[Esuohlim]

My postcount on the SA forums is -1336 :(

I also fucking hate the SA forums >:

[Esuohlim]

I need something to do. I'm too tired to read or play video games but I'm bored with watching TV and Interneting, goddamnit :(

[Esuohlim]

Maybe I'll whip out my old box of K'Nex and build a giant windmill :(

[Esuohlim]

Or make a delicious sandwich :eek

[Esuohlim]

Or make funny photoshops ;)

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys look what I just came up with, lol

http://img19.paintedover.com/uploads/19/bushlo1l.jpg

[Esuohlim]

The president resembles a monkey haha get it??? That one's for you sports! ;)

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I should totally post a thread about this in Picture Captions and Photoshops :(

[Esuohlim]

Oh no, I'm all alone... :x

[Esuohlim]

http://img19.paintedover.com/uploads/19/alone.jpg

[Esuohlim]

540 users on january 24 wtf is this bs omg

[fungusamongus]

gold

[fungusamongus]

hey is that freedom fries thing still going on in america?

[fungusamongus]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/bongofever/msn.jpg

:(

[rockets redglare]

i think we finally cut that shit out about the "freedom" fries. hating france didnt have the lasting appeal that hating gays and blacks has

[Mad Melvin]

do you hate mexicans too?

[rockets redglare]

Yeah, but to a lesser extent because of the cheap labor

[Matt Harty]

im playing halo 2 anybody wanna play halo 2 :(

[ziggytrix]

I only hate the Mexicans who drive drunk at 60MPH thru residential neighborhoods. >:

[Matt Harty]

anybody ever wants to play then whoaspaghettios is my gamertag im lonely :(

[HickMan]

lol you can play with me sometime matt my gamertag is MrSwirly

[headasplodeslol]

and mine is RyuHayabusaDOAU, but nobody cares... -_-

[Pub Lover]

Hi Headasplodeslol. >:

[headasplodeslol]

...!

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you're sooo rude. >:

[headasplodeslol]

no, im just scared

[Pub Lover]

Stop trying to be funny, this thread is a 'no funny zone'. >:

[headasplodeslol]

sure....

[Pub Lover]

HI HEADASPLODESLOL! >:

[headasplodeslol]

Hi Pub Lover! :)

[Pub Lover]

That's better. >:

[headasplodeslol]

:)

[Pub Lover]

Hey! Be careful, you can get banned for single emoticon posts, you should use three or four just to be on the safe side. >:

[headasplodeslol]

oh yes, of course

[Rongi]

i think i hate you

[Pub Lover]

So, you're 14? >:

You only just see that penquin for the first time? >:

This is kinda the wrong website for you to start your whole internet experience with. >:

Don't your parents love you enough to have some sort of filter? >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh, Hi Rongi. I didn't see you there. >:

[Rongi]

hello pub

[Pub Lover]

I've been meaning to ask, were you 'Bad Mister Frosty' on the old boards, or are you just referencing Jixby?

[Rongi]

i was referencing jixby