I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sam]

FINE THEN I WONT SHOW MY BOOBS AND ILL WIND UP HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND COMPLETELY WHIPPING HIM UNTIL HE IS A GIANT PUSSY

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME ALREADY. :(

[liquidstatik]

TAHTS HOW ITS GOIN DOWN THO KATHRYN SRRSLY

[cestkathryn]

THAT MAKES ME SCARED AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME BB DO ME NOW

[MattJack]

Kathryn I know we just met momma, but I have to go. I know, you ask,

"But you got yours and I didn't get mines... how's that right?"

Well I'm sorry, butttt PAPA WAS A ROLLLLLIN STONE!

JJJUYEAH

[cestkathryn]

MY BOOBS ARENT THAT BIG THO AND MY THIGHS ARE THINNER BUT I LIKE THE MONSTER PENIS IN A SCURRY WAY

[liquidstatik]

/ME WHIPS OUT HIS HARD CCOKK AND EASES IT INTO KATHRYNS VAGINA

OMG UR SO TIGHT :O

[cestkathryn]

aww mattjack don't leave me hanging :( well later gator.

[MattJack]

LOL LIQUID MAKES ME SO HOT

[liquidstatik]

YEAH WELL I HAVE'NT SEEN UR BOOBS OR UR THEIGHS IF YOU WANT GOOD PROPORTION UR GONNA HAVE TO GIVE UP SOME NOODS OKAY

[cestkathryn]

ARE WE EVEN ALLOWED TO DO THIS ON THE BOARDS BCUZ GETTING CAUGHT IS SO HOT

[cestkathryn]

LIQUID U PERV U GOTTA WORK FOR DEM BB

[liquidstatik]

MATTJACK I SEE YOU EYE'N MY COCKK

[liquidstatik]

IF U WANNA GET CAUGHT LETS FUCK IN THE BATHROOM MY DAD WOULD RPOBABBLY WALK IN HE'S A BIG GUY THO U MIGHT LIKE IT ;D

[cestkathryn]

THIS IS GETTING AWKWARDLY HOT NOW

[liquidstatik]

WHY IS UR MYSPACE LINK A LINK TO THAT PICTURE OF YOU HOLDING A SPICE GIRLS THINGY

THIS ISN'T AKWARD AT ALL ITS JUST PLAIN HOT

[cestkathryn]

OOPS I COPIED AND PASTED WRONG JK JK BB I WILL GO FIX IT

[liquidstatik]

YOU BETTER FIX ITAND NO I WONT MSG YOU FIRST JUUSTT ACCEPT MY ADD YOU JERK

[cestkathryn]

ok bb i fixed it i will add you honey bunny. everytime i gotta scroll down i go past that pic of u and me and i get all hot and bothered againn.

[MattJack]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ac8e34d6ac.jpg

[liquidstatik]

aaaaaaaawww to you, im perfect :D

[cestkathryn]

I AM EVEN MORE DISTURBED AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME WTF

[liquidstatik]

LOL MATTJACK THANKS FOR AIMING THAT AT HER I HAVE A WEAK STOMACHE

[cestkathryn]

isn't that cuuuute? i have the video clip of the movie it's from on my page, go watch it, it's adorabllllleee.

[cestkathryn]

of "to you i'm perfect" not of the nasty picture lololol

[MattJack]

EPHASIS ON HOT

[MattJack]

I HAVE AN EXPERT AIM DON'T WORRY ;)

[liquidstatik]

awwww :]

[cestkathryn]

i know i am about to die from the cuteness. however, the guy in the vid doesn't wind up with her because she is married to his best friend so it's kinda sad. BUT AWWWW!

[MattJack]

I GOT A MYSPACE TOOS

[liquidstatik]

HEY MATTJACK I SMOKE MARLBORO MENTHOLS

[cestkathryn]

I DONT SMOKE REALLY EXCEPT WHEN MY FRIEND DOES I TAKE A DRAG BECAUSE ITS RELAXING FOR ME I DUNNO IM WEIRD

[MattJack]

MARLBORO MENTHOL MILDS IS WHAT I SMOKE. AM I STILL COOL?

KATHRYN WE KNOW WHAT YOU SMOKE JUDGING BY THOSE PRONOGRAPHIC MS PAINT PICTURES WE JUST UNCOVERED

[liquidstatik]

NO I THINK THATS WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO SILLY

[cestkathryn]

:( i'm going to be like paris hilton now and release an MS PAINT porno video

[liquidstatik]

YEAH MILDS COUNT AS COOL I GUESS AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T LIKE 120S OR SOMETHING

[liquidstatik]

heyy can we skip the boob pics and go str8 for tha pussy? :x

[MattJack]

Yalls, all this talk has drained me. I have to get up in the morning and do shit people call "responsibilities." WHATEV. I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.

KATHRYN- PLEASE SAVOR MY MAN WIND FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN

LIQUID- THANKS FOR TAGGING ME IN ON KATHRYN, WE SHOULD THAT MORE OFTEN.

[MattJack]

DO THAT TOO

[liquidstatik]

GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART

[cestkathryn]

SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED THIS GANGBANG IS TIRING ME OUT HURRY UP PLZ

[Sam]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR APRIL 1ST I AM GOING TO SEE MC CHRIS AT THE BOARDWALK.

NOT THE BOARDWALK IN SANTA CRUZ MIND YOU.

[cestkathryn]

i like boardwalk in santa cruz because i'm not quite sure why. SOMEONE GO ON BUMPER CARS WITH ME

[Esuohlim]

http://gsn.k12.oh.us/zanetrace/dance/dance_ben.gifhttp://gsn.k12.oh.us/zanetrace/dance/dance_ben.gif

[Moobs]

These are lies, where do you live!

I live in Bath don't you live in Bristol or something?

[MattJack]

WHO????

[MattJack]

MIKE JONES!
http://www.mkeonline.com/graphics/mke/img/dec05/blogsarah23.jpg

[MattJack]

WHO???

[MattJack]

MIIIIKKKKEEEE JJJJOOOONNNEESSSS

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/2fe3d95892.jpg

[Moobs]

whats happenin' MattJack

[MattJack]

Man I'm trying to recover from the threesome last night. You missed out bud. I was all blowin hot fart in Kathryn's face while Liquid was slammin it. Right now I gots to go to my Engrish class and talk about plays that sucked (part 3).

What's going on in England?

[liquidstatik]

THEY SAY EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
CAN YA TELL ME WHY THIS NIGGAA BLEEEDIN
NEEDIN GENERAL ASSISTANCE
OUT HURR IN PUBLIC HOUSIN

[liquidstatik]

lol mike jones does look like a ninja turtle :x

[Moobs]

Man I'm trying to recover from the threesome last night. You missed out bud. I was all blowin hot fart in Kathryn's face while Liquid was slammin it. Right now I gots to go to my Engrish class and talk about plays that sucked (part 3).

What's going on in England?

England is dark now nothings happening i'm going to a drum and bass night on saturday but that is about it oh i had some weed for the first time this week yay bla bla bla england is kinda gay

[MarioRPG]

This is my dailyish post kbye

[Grislygus]

So, did this place turn into Livejournal while I wasn't looking?

[MattJack]

Weed for the first time eh? All I can say is, pass that shit. I'm talkin trans-atlantic blow'n it up son! Mother fuckers be bleeding the WORLD! Shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiit.

When did your mom turn into LJ GusGus?

[Moobs]

no first time this week i had no money and the weather sucks so i stayed inside. It's all good now i got some grinding it as we speak :x

[liquidstatik]

oh man ill be smokin in a bout a hour 8)

[Straycat]

:suicideim not cool, i havent smoked in several years

[Fathom Zero]

Hey guys, guess what makes me cool.

[liquidstatik]

surly not that avatar :x

[Fathom Zero]

No, silly bill. It's the fact that I'm eating Fritos.

[bigtimecow]

in yo faaaaaaace

[noob3]

don't make fun of mike jones :x

[liquidstatik]

noob3 do you like that THIS IS WHY IM HOT song cuz i got a prettty cool remix of it ;o

[noob3]

also menthols are for black ppl :o

i am not black so i smoke reds :]

[noob3]

idk it's ok if i hear it like on the radio but it gets irritating esp when my friends & I are playing halo and adrew will start singing it :(

he's black :(

he dosn't buy cigarettes he bums 'em even though he makes alot of money :(

[liquidstatik]

i smoke reds when im in the REG mood but this last month i've been in tha MENTHOL mood

[liquidstatik]

oh man black people are all the same i swear

[Fathom Zero]

I wrote a Mad Lib in QuickBASIC today!

[liquidstatik]

but this is a remix with junior reid and baby cham its almost nothin like the original song its all raggayy and stuff sometimes i kinda like it

[noob3]

i uuuuuuuuuse to buy marlboro light menthols/newport lights if i had really good weed

but that's back when i smoked marlboro lights :/ it's been awhile since i bought a pack of menthols

[liquidstatik]

dude lights are gross if you're gonna smoke and get cancer mine as well smoke with tha big boys ya know what im sayin

[noob3]

they have less tar ;p

but i use to think lights tasted better, until i started smoking reds now it's like a light is all airy

[Moobs]

I've started getting into rolling my owns Blues are so the best silvers are just dirty :x

[liquidstatik]

yeah i hate smoking lights cuz its hard to tell ur even smokin anything ;/


i hear menthols like crystalize ur lungs idk if thats bad but it sounds pretty :O

[liquidstatik]

i dont like rollin my own cigs unless i have filters cuz i always end up getting shit in my mouth :x

[Moobs]

yeah you gotta be kitted out right blue rizlas some filters a lighter and a bag of cutters choice yum yum

[MetalMilitia]

I've started getting into rolling my owns Blues are so the best silvers are just dirty :x

Nah blues always go out. Greens or reds are best.

[noob3]

rolled cigarettes are like the highway to cancer :lol

my friends use to roll up american spirits, and i would get so mad because they'd start twistign them up in like dennys/ihop and i'd be like "dudes ppl are gonna think ur rollin!"

[liquidstatik]

usually i can tell what people are saying when they dont use comas but u totally confused me man huh?

[liquidstatik]

lol i was smokin a rolled cigarette in my friends driveway and his mom pulled up all screamin and stuff tellin me to get out of their yard cuz she thought it was pot

[noob3]

yeah exatly what i msayin i dont want my friends puffin on rolled cigarettes around me :/ i dont want unwanted attention considering i usally roll around with a sack :(

[Moobs]

Nah blues always go out. Greens or reds are best.

Yeah I guess as long as it's not silver that's like rolling cardboard. I'm the only one who smokes straights in the 'group' and i gotta keep my image guys

[liquidstatik]

yeah i know what you mean man im not h8n or anything but still if anyone came up to you fussin thinkin it was weed thats their fault for bein dummys

[Moobs]

i dont get that problem here. Seriously my mate was showing everyone his new bong and passing round a bag of bud he bought (good stuff ;D) and this kid on a tricycle went straight past with his parents nothing happened.

It's the smallest city in the uk or something no one gives a damn :>

[liquidstatik]

this is a small city where EVERYONE gives a damn ;<

[Moobs]

Hey if you watch Hot Fuzz you'll see the bench I smoke on. My bench is famous ^o^

[liquidstatik]

it used to be the biggestt place to get pot and meth like years back and thenall these old men christians came in and since then its no fun

[noob3]

yeah danny cuz meth is SOOO much fun -_-

[Black Flag]

guys i don't smoke

[Black Flag]

the one time i smoked was in 5th grade and it was some unfiltered camel or something and i was smoking with my friend kyle who secretly wasn't inhaling so i was like dying and he's all "whats your problem dude? you're a light weight!"

[noob3]

so he wasnt hitting the cigarettes he was bumming off me? that fucker

[Black Flag]

the whole experience scared me straight

[noob3]

so he wasnt hitting the cigarettes he was bumming off me? that fucker

[Moobs]

uhhh im gonna lie down

[MattJack]

I'm trying to stop smoking :(. I just picked up the habit a little over a year ago. I like to stay in shape (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) and eat right. So smokes are killing me. I was playing soccer with this mexican (first wrong move) today after class and I now I know what it feels like to die from lung implosion. :(

[liquidstatik]

lol its funny cuz you still consider it a habbit :rolleyes

[MattJack]

lol sad realization :(

[MetalMilitia]

What's big and small at the same time?

A BIG egg :lol

[liquidstatik]

:lol that was prettyy good

[MetalMilitia]

:lol I liked the part about the egg

[liquidstatik]

:loli liked that part about small and big you know egg was the LAST thing i was thinking haha

[MattJack]

lol ok fellas! I got one!


What did the lady say at the sperm bank?

[liquidstatik]

wut did she say at the sperm bank? :x

[MattJack]

http://images.imagesource.com/preview/wmcomps/IS343-008.jpg

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?!

[MetalMilitia]

Mine was way funnier. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

hahaha i got one just for you mattjack :]

what did one valcanoe say to another? :O

[MetalMilitia]

What's big and small at the same time in a sperm bank?

a BIG sperm :lol

[MattJack]

Militia, yours was better sir :bow

What did the valcanoe say to the other?

[liquidstatik]

I LAVA YOU :D

[MetalMilitia]

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in GLOVE with you :lol

[MattJack]

lol oh noes you didnnnnnn

[MattJack]

Hey what did E.Honda tell Terra after he defeated her?

[liquidstatik]

:lol what

[MattJack]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/360211c212.jpg

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T GET IT =[

[MattJack]

Me either, I told my dad that joke was lame. He told me it at thanksgiving

[liquidstatik]

okay this si the last joke i hadve and it sucks


why did god make seagulls? :x

[liquidstatik]

TO BEAT THE NIGGRS TO THE JUNKYARD :x

[MattJack]

LOL Oh snap! Is it n*gger joke time this early in the night? Where is 7F, I bet he knows some good ones

[liquidstatik]

hehe afk guys im goonna roll this up and smoke it ill be back :O

[Seven Force]

A guy was sitting at his computer one day where he spots the usual "make you penis bigger" email that gets thrown into the trash all the time. This time however, he decides to give it a shot. In the body of the email it asks how big he'd like to make his member. He types in what he wants and sends it off.

The next day he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find a few Klan members, one of which is holding a noose. The guy asks why they are here and the klansman replies "why I do believe you said you wanted to be hung like a black man"

[MattJack]

How do you smile and wink at a Niger at the same time?

[MattJack]

http://www.army-technology.com/projects/javelin/images/javelinmp_h15s.jpg



















:( I'm fresh out now

[Sam]

SAM IS HERE.

[Matt Harty]

hi guys

[noob3]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAaa-UUUUUUUUH

[liquidstatik]

GOOD MORNING GUYS :D

[Zinger]

What? No overnight orgy for me to read this time? Saddened!

[noob3]

I guess we could have an afternoon orgy

LET ME TAKE OFF MY PANTZ

[liquidstatik]

MINE R ALREADY OFF ;D

[Moobs]

I'm going to a Drum and Bass VS Metal gig tomorrow :>

[liquidstatik]

guys the new mike jones song is ballin


http://myspace.com/rideslab
listen :D

[MattJack]

Last time we had an overnight orgy, she never came back. :(

I wasn't gonna call her the next day nohow

[cestkathryn]

Psh yeah thanks a lot for that, bitch.

[Moobs]

Um guys this is all getting a bit too 'A Midsummer Nights Dream' I mean how come everyone is hooking up whats going on

[cestkathryn]

come join us plz

[liquidstatik]

heyy kathryn :]

[cestkathryn]

hey there, whats shaking bacon?

[liquidstatik]

noooothin, listenin to DMX and gettin all prettyd up :D

wudoin?

[cestkathryn]

about to go do my laundry/homework for classes/get mah video game on. i'm just on for a little bit while i procrastinate sorting out my clothes. i'll be on hopefully later though

[MattJack]

liquid is sucha p-i-m-p

[Moobs]

come join us plz

Ok but I'm kinda new to this what do i do

[liquidstatik]

i try ;o

[liquidstatik]

first u gotta show me ur dick and i must approve based on length, girth, and how juicy it looks

[MattJack]

then you have to get all wet/greased up

[liquidstatik]

if you're not already wet, that is ;)

[Moobs]

first u gotta show me ur dick and i must approve based on length, girth, and how juicy it looks

Um I don't have a camera wait I'll improvise

[Moobs]

START -










































END -

[Moobs]

START ---------------------- ----------------------------------------- END

[liquidstatik]

ur girth is TINY :x

[Moobs]

uhhh how do i do juicy ;o

[Moobs]

ur girth is TINY :x

---- Aren't accurate enough :<

[Moobs]

EDITED FOR INTERNET SUPREMECY

[liquidstatik]

oh you edited it at first it was just START-END and i was like oh man sucks for you but i get it now ur not packin too bad :D

[liquidstatik]

uhhh how do i do juicy ;o

put it in someones mouth and ask 'em how juicy it is hurry up tho we aint got all day

[Moobs]

Uhh I ok but my sperms will get some bad crit i have been smoking a lot today

[Seven Force]

Hershey's kisses = "n*gger titties" :eek

[liquidstatik]

I GOTA CHEVRELOT ON 26S
IM FRUM GGGGGGGGGG-AAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[noob3]

i hear his cock is juiceless

[MattJack]

Could you call a juiceless cock a dehydrated cock?

[MattJack]

Hershey's kisses = "n*gger titties" :eek

I love Hershey Kisses :orgasm

[noob3]

i hear mattjack's BALLS are dehydrated

[MattJack]

I WISH

[noob3]

his sister's pillows are covered :(

[MattJack]

:love NO MORE PULLING OUT:love

[Moobs]

i hear his cock is juiceless

no way i am packing :x

[cestkathryn]

how come this thread always winds up in an orgy/sex/genital discussion?


not that i'm complaining.

[liquidstatik]

thats a good question well anyway guys enough of this sex talk

iim waitin for my lady to get here then ill be OFF THE INTERNET(:x) FOR LIKE TWO DAYS
try not to miss me :D

[Sam]

MY DICK IS LIKE A BIG STEAK.

[kahljorn]

dicks look like naval vessels ;(

[kahljorn]

especially mine i got a battleship

[liquidstatik]

i wanna seee

[kahljorn]

then goto the seaaa

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

hey guys

[MattJack]

Hows the mock war going bud?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I miss Pub.

Im gonna look for him.

Bye.

[GADZOOKS]

Try the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, you whale.

[Lenor]

My friend slept with his sister's friend, and she is mad at him now, cause he can not help that he puts-out when he gets drunk.

whatyouthinkaboutthat?

[bigtimecow]

this is why i'm hot
this is why i'm hot
this is why this is why this is why i'm hot
i'm hot 'cause i'm fly
you ain't 'cause you not
this is why this is why this is why i'm hot

[Moobs]

c-c-c-c-cooocaaiiiinne

[Lenor]

drivin that train, high on cocaine...

[Moobs]

the moon should stay red for good

[Lenor]

casey jones you betterrr, watch your speed...

[Moobs]

Lenor are you one of those girls who sings random lyrics to a song when conversation starts to die out?

[Lenor]

moobs, I'm one of those girls, that randomly starts singing, at any time.

Song of the month: Blow my Whistle, bitch.

it's fun to scream that at 12:55am in wall-mart, closest place to buy alcohol, although last call is AM. So, there I am running around, jumping about, singing 'blow my whistle bitch, zoom zoom zooooommommm zoommooomoomm zoom, blow my whistle, blow my whistle, bitch'. I guess my point here is that, no matter where I go or what I'm doing, I'm just me. There is no specific type you can categorize me into.

[Moobs]

oh cool i one of those girls too

[Moobs]

Ugh I meant people :x

[noob3]

girly man

[Moobs]

I get paid to sing and i need to get paid to pick up this is how it all works

[Optimistic Socks]

People don't appreciate my singing, I have a knack for singing the most inappropriate thing at the time...how was I supposed to know that a Pastor's daughter would not take kindly to my spirited rendition of STD by Necro?

[bigtimecow]

i'm seeing daughters tomorrow in connecticut :love

[noob3]

fuck you bitch

[noob3]

i want to see the daughters i decided not to go see pelican/daughters when they came to okc like a dumb ass :x

[Goat Cheese]

Where the fuck is Guitar Woman?

I miss him.

[Zinger]

I miss StrayCat. :tear

[Cliff Steele]

dude when i saw daughters the vocalist filled his mouth with water and put it over the microphone and pulled back like he was sucking a dddddick :o

[noob3]

Where the fuck is Guitar Woman?

I miss him.

I think guitar man scared him off! :lol

QUIT GLOATING ABOUT DAUGHTERS, MATT :(

[Cliff Steele]

oh come on dude you got to see afi that is way cooler :lol

[liquidstatik]

i wanna see daughters ;<

[noob3]

afi sucked except for when the havock master davey havock apparently started busting the spiderman moves & was like climbing ON THE CIELING :0

coheed were good :(

but man don't make fun of me for concerts my girlfriend drug me to :( and that were sold out :( and i paid $50 to get in to :( from a scalper :(

[Cliff Steele]

sorry :(

i went and saw george strait when i was 7 if it helps any

[MarioRPG]

Guys, they say Zodiac sucks. Just a heads up.

[noob3]

are you kicking it on the wii, matt?

[Cliff Steele]

nah not right now, both my wii motes went dead i need to find some batteries

[Fathom Zero]

So... who's been to Iola, Kansas?

[Cliff Steele]

What's in Iola?

[Fathom Zero]

Nothing.

Well, an A&W, but that's it.

[Cliff Steele]

We should have an Oklahoma Mock meet and go to that toy museum in Pauls Valley

[Fathom Zero]

Right.

Um, what's that?

[Cliff Steele]

http://www.actionfiguremuseum.com/

[Fathom Zero]

Oh shit, that's not far at all from where I live.

Gonna have to do that sometime.

[Cliff Steele]

I'm not into action figures, but I've heard they have alot of comic book stuff in general, so i think it would be pretty cool to go see. Plus there isn't much else to do in Oklahoma, it was voted the top attraction in the state last year

[Fathom Zero]

There isn't fuck all to do around here, is there?

[Black Flag]

yeah guys you should live in pennsylvania

[Black Flag]

it's like a party

[Black Flag]

all day

[Black Flag]

every day

[Fathom Zero]

I'm a Pittsburgh man, myself.

[Esuohlim]

Since I pretty much lost mock wars I have this 30-day free trial GIF animator going to waste :(

I'M TAKING SUGGESTIONS :eek

[Goat Cheese]

ooh! ooh! ooooooooh!

make a gif of something from Pink Floyd's The Wall

[Fathom Zero]

Terry Schiavo.

[Goat Cheese]

thats too easy though Fathom! he needs a challenge!

[Esuohlim]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9596/wallgifnq9.gif

;) ;)

[Fathom Zero]

Haahahaahah. You should put that on your website because it's funny.

[Goat Cheese]

Thats the stuff milhouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lenor]

I wouldn't expect any of you little monkeys, to appreciate good music.

[Noodles]

Isnt there a "music appreciation day"?

[Esuohlim]

I'll be the first to admit that I absolutely fucking despise good music and I'm fine with that ok fags

[Lenor]

noodles, yeah in k-8th grade.

milhouse made me :LOL

[liquidstatik]

i liked that movie :x

[liquidstatik]

the first time i ever saw it the TV tinted the whole movie RED, it was neaaaaaaaaaaattt :x

[liquidstatik]

and i was so high omg it was crazsyzyzy

[MattJack]

What's up Mary? How you doin?
Mary Jane
Since I have met ya girl you ruined my brainnnn
You stole my heart
Right from the starrrt
So I broke you down lil mama and hit ya in tha dark
I gotta stay

FLY EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE TIL I
DIE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE

[bigtimecow]

SO WHY DID WE STOP TALKING ABOUT DAUGHTERS?!

but yeah, last night the singer kept putting loogies on the ceiling and catching them in his mouth, taking his dick out, spitting on it, putting his socks on his hands

it was great

[Cliff Steele]

his tattoos are badass, i like the burning christmas tree thing the most

[bigtimecow]

i think i saw a dolphin one

[MattJack]

----------------------------

[MattJack]

What's up guys? I just drank some green tea and it was most delicious! soon it's going to be GREEN PEE

LOL SEE HOW I DID THAT?

[Terra]

i drink it with one teaspoon of honey every morning.

[Emu]

I don't read this thread anymore since Pub left but I have a problem

I have an unread message from Seven Force in my PM box and I really don't want to read it but I can't delete it because that would be rude what do I do.

[GADZOOKS]

forward it to me

[Lenor]

mmhmm Honey!

Gadzooks is evil, Emu if you don't want to read it, just pretend you never got it.

[Terra]

I don't read this thread anymore since Pub left but I have a problem

I have an unread message from Seven Force in my PM box and I really don't want to read it but I can't delete it because that would be rude what do I do.

we all miss pub.

[Seven Force]

just delete it :(

[Fathom Zero]

Probably contained something incriminating.

[Lenor]

zero, sure did. Naked pictures of your MOM.

Fucking rude.

[Zinger]

Lenor, did you name yourself after the brand of fabric softener that has taken the UK by storm?

http://www.molevalleyfarmers.com/common/uploaded_files/7010098/9200009_7010098_Lenor-Sleep-Sensations-5L.jpg

If so, I like your decisions in life.

[kahljorn]

what happened to pub ;o