I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[noob3]

even Force says:
whats new with you?
okay! says:
nothing
Seven Force says:
ahhh
Seven Force says:
I have a new phone
Seven Force says:
thats about the highlight of my day
okay! says:
wanna have phone sex
Seven Force says:
idk
okay! says:
it's easy
okay! says:
just stick the phone up your ass
Seven Force says:
gee thanks

[FartinMowler]

If you stuck a pay phone up your ass you would get aids :\

[Womti]

So, you want to live FOREVER?:eek


I would sure like to ;)

[Womti]

my di*k hurtz



ypou arent funny

[MockMeAmadeus]

He can't be, his di*k hurtz. I once tried to be funny, but my di*k started to hurt and that was that.

[MattJack]

ypou arent funny

I'm sorry, Sunshine.

I will try to be a more funnier person jus fer youuuuu.

[Red Machine D]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS

[MockMeAmadeus]

General Blabber:\

[MockMeAmadeus]

Sorry for the interlope, but how serious is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS in Russia? Seems like you guys have a hell of a lot of 'A's in your aids. Must be more dangerous then? Good.

[GADZOOKS]

Can you find your own thread MockMeAmadaus?

Really, I don't mind you, BUT SHUT UP!

[Fathom Zero]

I melted the palm of my hand. :\

[HickMan]

http://www.nndb.com/people/771/000082525/kenjennings01.jpghttp://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=263

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck this hurts. :(

[Angryhydralisk]

Okay, 070707! What's the game plan!? ARRRRR!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm gonna deposit some money, hang out with mah buddies, and not go to work.

[Angryhydralisk]

Me too!

[Fathom Zero]

What a coincidence!

We're like bros!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What the fuck.

http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/mormon/underwear/

Honest to Christ what is wrong with the world. :(

[Seven Force]

You for starters

[Womti]

hey what happened to MR. DANNY TATOM?

[Womti]

Fred Thompson

[Esuohlim]

He found Jesus and then gave up Jesus

[Rongi]

he smoked crack HE IS BAD

[ArrowX]

Max Holocaust

[Sacks]

Capt. Dickinthepants.

[Fathom Zero]

He's on myspace. What a looooooser.

[Womti]

hey I smoked crack :\

[ArrowX]

Arthur Apartheid

Chet Ironcock

[GADZOOKS]

You should smoke some more.

[MarioRPG]

You should also try Ginseng intravenously.

[MattJack]

REAL MAGIK

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/dc0c453b6b.gif

[Fathom Zero]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/4104/lanceburton1rxa5.jpg

REALER MAGIK

[MattJack]

I don't see any apple pies >:

[FartinMowler]

I think I'm going to vanish from this lame ass site soon :\ but not before I try and sell something :lol am I right Mr. Mockery?

[MattJack]

hokus pokus mother bitch

[MattJack]

abruh kadabruh, bruh

[Fathom Zero]

abrakadabra, holmes.

[Fathom Zero]

I made Chong mad. Wooo.

[GADZOOKS]

I think I'm going to vanish from this lame ass site soon :\ but not before I try and sell something :lol am I right Mr. Mockery?

Have fun at Daphne's board! See you in two months.

[FartinMowler]

Have fun at Daphne's board! See you in two months.

I'd rather read Fark than bore myself on her site.

[GADZOOKS]

hasn't stopped you before!

[FartinMowler]

I like Mac he's cool, but the rest of them can go to hell :lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5851

:lol

[Chojin]

hi guys! how is i-mockery doing!

[Fathom Zero]

Dying without your embrace, I'm sure.

[Chojin]

Your avatar makes me think that you're being disingenuous!

[Fathom Zero]

Now how could you ever say a thing like that? I have a trustworthy face.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Sparticus Manwhore
Pat McCrotch
Stone Phillips
Rock cunthammer

[Fathom Zero]

Mariusz Pudzianowski

[Misdemonar]

chokin we are doing fine thank you very much

[Chojin]

Guys look! I hang out around youtube these days!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=efQMca6RpjI

[FartinMowler]

I've always been proud of you Eric and you mother says hello :\

[Chojin]

Fartin, no! Not just nubile young women on internet forums, but mothers, too?

[ArrowX]

Alexi Annihilation

Gregor Gaschamber

Jerry Jewstomper

Marty Abrams

Rolf Quartz

[FartinMowler]

I couldn't even write you're mother :\ I think I need Perndog to help me with drunken grammar.

[Yggdrasill]

Guys look! I hang out around youtube these days!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=efQMca6RpjI

I started posting here again and noticed you seemed to have dissapeared. IT SUCKED

[Chojin]

I'll try to hang out more often if you guys promise to not bore me :<

[Perndog]

Fartin, I'm disappointed in you're drunken grammar. Your not my friend anymore.

[Fathom Zero]

Cadence is a good movie.

[MarioRPG]

I'm going to Quebec guys!

[ArrowX]

Why would you go to Quebec? I prey tell.

[Noodles]

Moose...duh T_T

[Rongi]

would you rather be raped by a silverback gorilla or a grizzly bear?

[Noodles]

Where?

[Chojin]

I HAVE KILLED YOUR POSTCOUNTS.

THIS IS BUT ONE PART OF THE REVOLUTION.

[Rongi]

i can still see it in my public profile >:

[Chojin]

well yeah, i was just settings things back to E-Z-BAWD style.

[Rongi]

i miss e-z bord :(

that's when everything was new and exciting to me. before i became a jaded and bitter poster >:

[MarioRPG]

Ez boards take me back to when I was only mildly annoying.

[Yggdrasill]

Oh my!

[Noodles]

Quite...

[Esuohlim]

Great, now how will I be respected around here

[Rongi]

milhouse were you on ez-board?

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but only as a non-registered :(

[Seven Force]

more like easy broad

[Esuohlim]

Does somebody want to fill me in on why 10:00pm Wednesdays, a slot that for the last 10 years has been reserved for South Park, now features L'il Bush >:

[Esuohlim]

Comedy Central changing things around, make a nigga angry

[ArrowX]

I miss the non square buttons. And the need to type my [b]/[b] I don't dig this high tech tool bar shit.

[MarioRPG]

Ah geez. Change is good just settle :/

[Noodles]

Change brought us terrorism :(

[MarioRPG]

No, you silly goose, change brought you safety.

[Noodles]

Out with the old in with the new psycho killer robots.

(I saw a movie at blockbuster called transmorphers...sounds quite familier) :(

[Noodles]

Havent you seen any future movies! When we get something that is revolutionary it tries to kill us...AMERICA PREVAILS!!!

[Noodles]

Oh no no more reply numbers!!! WORLD IS AT AN END!!!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Does somebody want to fill me in on why 10:00pm Wednesdays, a slot that for the last 10 years has been reserved for South Park, now features L'il Bush >:
L'il Bush sucks.

[Noodles]

not as much as you do though

[Esuohlim]

My county has just finished installing the free wireless broadband network that they've been working on for two years. I have fast internet again now so no one ruin my day ok

[Seven Force]

ITS THREE AM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE

[Noodles]

My county has just finished installing the free wireless broadband network that they've been working on for two years. I have fast internet again now so no one ruin my day ok

http://z.about.com/d/golondon/1/0/N/4/-/-/17-Hitler_Dead.jpg
RUINED!!

ITS THREE AM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE

Being raped by the ice cream man outside...they love the ice cream man!

[FartinMowler]

Black Wasp attacked my arm and stung me a dozen times :\ It swelled up and I didn't sleep for most of the night.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n127/martyman5000/Photo96.jpg

[ArrowX]

black wasps are dicks

[MarioRPG]

Bye guys! I'm going camping in Quebec. See you in two weeks.

[Noodles]

Shoot the moose!

[executioneer]

take some benadryl fartin!

[MetalMilitia]

Hey I don't know if anyone noticed but I haven't posted in ages (kidding, I know you all noticed- I'm great that way).

Anyway I moved house and BT are taking ages to put in a phone line, they're not so great that way. With any luck they should do it in a week or so. I just hope they don't find out I don't have any money to pay them right now, so keep it under your hats ok?

So what's been going on? Nothing I assume?

[executioneer]

see you later, faggots

i'm done

[MattJack]

see you later, faggots

i'm done

Why does God always take the good ones :(

[Noodles]

Because gods a dick.

[executioneer]

password is now n*ggerfaggots, have fun kids

[FartinMowler]

i think Willie might really be gone : (

[Noodles]

Oh noes :o

[Yggdrasill]

ASSHOLES ON I-MOCKERY? NEVER

[Esuohlim]

Look what you jerks have done >:

[Sethomas]

He unfriended me on Myspace and now his profile is set to private. I wish :( could express my sorrow, but alas.

[Esuohlim]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8822/adwp4.gif

[FartinMowler]

He deleted his Ezboard :\

[GADZOOKS]

You guys really are assholes.

[kon]

i'm done too

h8 imockery

[GADZOOKS]

GROW A PAIR, I-mockery

[kahljorn]

hey guys im back what's going on'?

[Emu]

hi kahl

[Chojin]

It's a shame, Willie's a great guy and he gave me the best flashlight I've ever owned and baked me emoticon cookies :<

Looks like he deleted all his pictures from the internets, I can't see anything in the contest threads from him anymore either.

I still say it's pathetic to throw a hissy fit, announce your leave from a message board, and then give out your password. It's the Womti way. I changed Willie's password to something else as soon as I saw he'd pulled one of those so that when he calms down he'll still be able to use his old name.

People, you don't need to quit the internet with such BOMBAST - it only makes you look like a child and it's disrespectful to the friends you've made there. If you don't want to post anymore, don't, but let all the people you've touched still talk to you. Say what you want about Helm, but that's exactly how he did it.

[kahljorn]

yo emu dude

when i first posted yesterday i thought this messageboard had died ;o

that sucks about willie but i kind of agree with chojin about the happy farewells.

[Chojin]

The boards are pretty dead lately, but I'm going to completely revamp them in the near future as soon as Raja gets his shit together with the main site redesign.

[GADZOOKS]

I don't think Willie was mad about anything here he's been saying he wanted to give up the internet for some time now. I guess he just wanted to be rude to jerks one last time :(

I was going to change his password too when he did that because I thought a certain shapeshifter here would use that for another GREAT INTERNET BROO-HA-HA. I hate shapeshifters.

[arg_zombies]

:\
I need to actually read a few pages back
I always get so confused by last page posts

[GADZOOKS]

you don't need to anything actually but stay in school and don't do drugs.

[arg_zombies]

Aw thanks mister

[MattJack]

I don't really understand "giving up the internet." :\

I guess I can look at it like giving up beer, cigarettes, or your first born child for adoption because your crystal meth habit is just too much fun right now.

[kahljorn]

the internet is great on metamphetamines i reject your hypothesis ;o

[arg_zombies]

Giving up the internet is like throwing away everything you own :(

[Fathom Zero]

Hay guys. I'm grounded from my comp but I am using it anyway lol

[kahljorn]

QUESTION AUTHORATAY!

[MattJack]

Why did you get grounded?

[Misdemonar]

4:20 rules!!!!!!!!!!

[RaNkeri]

Why did you get grounded?

He didn't come home by 9 PM :lol

[arg_zombies]

RaNkeri...
Your avatar hypnotizes me
It's like Predator.... but with a human body :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Guys how come they took out the "Mia's Hidden Camera" scene from the Pulp Fiction collectors edition DVD but then left a reference to it later in the movie

[RaNkeri]

RaNkeri...
Your avatar hypnotizes me
It's like Predator.... but with a human body :eek


Well, I believe that's one reason why they're called humanoids :\

[arg_zombies]

Guys how come they took out the "Mia's Hidden Camera" scene from the Pulp Fiction collectors edition DVD but then left a reference to it later in the movie

You sure?
I have limited edition or something and it's still in there :|



I know, but i've never seen him without armour on :(

[RaNkeri]

Without armor? What the fuck?

Predators have never worn any armor, except in the fucktastic alien versus predator movie.

[arg_zombies]

Didn't he wear armour in Predator?
i haven't seen it in a while :\

[arg_zombies]

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews2/predator.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I wouldn't really call a net-like clothing "armor" :/

[Guitar Woman]

You sure?
I have limited edition or something and it's still in there :|
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they took it out. They've got it in the deleted scenes section with Quentin explaining why he got rid of it, which is because he thought it the dialogue sounded like someone trying to write like him and failing.

[Misdemonar]

This..

[Misdemonar]

forum...

[Misdemonar]

is....

[Misdemonar]

BORING!!!

[Guitar Woman]

I'd rather have it be boring than way too active like some forums I post on :(

[Guitar Woman]

So, like, you wanna play Mario Kart or something?

[Misdemonar]

no way, hozae

[Misdemonar]

Should I trade in my 300zx!? because I'm moving to Aurora (WAYNES WORLD!!!) and get a bronco?

[Guitar Woman]

Why won't anyone I know play with me

Zeldasbiggestjerk won't even do it what the hell :(

[arg_zombies]

Waynes World Waynes World Party Time Excellent

I might go watch that actually...
1 or 2?

[Misdemonar]

answer my question you heathens!

[arg_zombies]

Do you mean as in the 4x4 big landrover bronco?
If so, keep the 300zx :|

[Misdemonar]

What about the SNOW!? and I was more thinking the 4x4 ones from the 80s!

[Misdemonar]

SNOW!!! SNOW!!! SNOW!!! SNOW!!!
SNOW!!! SNOW!!!

[Fathom Zero]

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Guitar Woman]

Microwaved Grape (05:26:42 pm): Man how come zomboid won't shut up about me
popnvsinternet (05:27:00 pm): he loves you
Microwaved Grape (05:27:10 pm): yeah really

D:

[Chojin]

just so you all know, don't ever play mario kart against guitar woman. The game loves her and give her the best items in the land, and then her special CHEATER-2000 modem makes bombs and shells materialize in your passenger seat and explode.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why won't anyone I know play with me

Zeldasbiggestjerk won't even do it what the hell :(

I was on looking for you but you never showed up damnit!

[Guitar Woman]

I think Chojin is a little sore that I carved his ass real tasty like :<

[zeldasbiggestfan]

If you get on now Ill go. Chojin can come too. WE'LL HAVE A BLAST, MAN!

[Guitar Woman]

I'm totally game

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Shit! We tied.

[Guitar Woman]

hey, it wasn't as horribly laggy that time D:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Mother fucker does get all the best weapons.

[Rongi]

just so you all know, don't ever play mario kart against guitar woman. The game loves her and give her the best items in the land, and then her special CHEATER-2000 modem makes bombs and shells materialize in your passenger seat and explode.

Did Father Spaz get a sex change or something?

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, I'm not really father spaz, I coordinated that "secretly a guy" thing wiith chojin and sam so sevenforce would leave me alone

but don't tell him that ok D:

[Chojin]

i don't think sevenforce posts here anymore anyway

i think he's off on a disney cruise with lenor or something

[Rongi]

GW, if you are srsly a girl post a picture of yourself with a sign in your hands that says "I'm a hawt chick and I love Jixby Phillips!"

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Lenor and Sevenforce would have the most retarted kids ever.

[Guitar Woman]

GW, if you are srsly a girl post a picture of yourself with a sign in your hands that says "I'm a hawt chick and I love Jixby Phillips!"

Fuck no, that would only bring the black kid back :(

Hell, how do I know you're not a SPY for him, you bastard >:

[Rongi]

pm it to me then

seriously, this is like finding out who deep throat is

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Offer her a cookie and a new barbie.

[Rongi]

:eek :eek :eek

[Chojin]

Lenor and Sevenforce would have the most retarted kids ever.

They're not retarted. They're resmarted.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol Six charcters.

[Guitar Woman]

Someone play some more Mario Kart with me :(

[RaNkeri]

Haven't gotten my ass kicked for a while, so I could give it a try. ASAP I get a Wii, which is somewhere around Christmas.

It is for Wii, right?

And damn, I gotta start packing my stuff.

[Chojin]

It's for ds, you tart

[RaNkeri]

I really made an ass out of my self, didn't I? :lol

[arg_zombies]

Pah @ DS
Pah @ Wii

....




:tear Someone buy me a new games console
I'm so poor I still use my Ps1 and my Xbox doesn't have live and only one controller works and none of my friends will play with me :(

Damn you Halo 2 for being so easy >:

[RaNkeri]

Play games with your friends' consoles. That's how I and any other greed son of a bitch would do.

-Oh wait, I'm already doing that! :eek

[Sam]

I remember playing Mario Kart with Chojin and KICKING HIS ASS.

BACK WHEN MY DS WORKED. :tear

[Rongi]

god damnit sam you win at like everything.

i remember you used to kick everyone's ass on Marvel Vs. Capcom :(

[Sam]

ALL PRAISES TO JAH

[Rongi]

IRIE MON

[arg_zombies]

Oh yeah... I just remembered that it's christmas in like...3/4 months, and my birthday is the 15th... so it's like money money everyone give me money

What shall I buy with my future new found wealth guys
huh
huh

[Chojin]

I beat both you and buddha every game we played ;<

[Fathom Zero]

They're not retarted. They're resmarted.

That dumb bastard still sounded stupid after he took the rubber band or whatever out of his mouth.

[Guitar Woman]

I just saw tonight's Smash Brothers Brawl update, along with all the ones I've missed this month. I came in my pants.
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/index.html
It will be the best game in the entire universe

[MarioRPG]

I've returned! However, I may extend my awayness a few days.

[MattJack]

What's with World of Warcraft? Am I missing out on life or something?

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys.

[arg_zombies]

Guys I feel sick

[Shyandquietguy]

Du U Du Drugz???

[Misdemonar]

All the time!

[noob3]

doo doo drugs???

[Fathom Zero]

...drug insurance...

[Shyandquietguy]

"doo doo drugs???"

Don't do doo doo drugs.

[Emu]

I just saw tonight's Smash Brothers Brawl update, along with all the ones I've missed this month. I came in my pants.
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/index.html
It will be the best game in the entire universe

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/ike.html

there's a character named after me :D

[GADZOOKS]

How many girly men with swords does that stauuupid game need? The world already has Soul Caliber.

[Guitar Woman]

I hope Marth is still in it. :(

[MarioRPG]

I don't.

[Chojin]

I hope Falcon is still in it :< Don't know why he wouldn't be, but he isn't announced yet ;_;

[Fathom Zero]

Have there been any characters that have been removed?

[Guitar Woman]

Forget Smash Brothers, did anyone see the Halo 3 updates?
http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1001434_1186528327543.jpg
NOW YOU CAN PLAY AS A MEMBER OF DAFT PUNK!

[MLE]

Ice Climbers and Game and Watch have been removed.

[Sam]

ICE CLIMBERS :tear

[MLE]

Personally, I'm glad those fuckers are gone.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck that shit Ice Climbers were fun to fight.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/zerosuit_samus.html
My best friend (Qwarx) has a little brother that is probably jacking off to that right now.

[Matt Harty]

I agree completely

[MLE]

I really hated the Ice Climbers, and I know Schimid is just gonna be like NOOOOOOOOOOOO when he reads that from me ;<

[MLE]

Goodnight folks!

[Misdemonar]

sup guys

[MLE]

Apparently not sleeping!

[Misdemonar]

hows that working out

[MLE]

If not sleeping was my goal, I'd say I've been abnormally successful!

[Misdemonar]

I'm moving to aurora

[MLE]

Maybe you'd burn up in the stratosphere, then

[Misdemonar]

mabye, anyways, im pretty bored

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not tired at all. I think it was the cake.

[Guitar Woman]

I have school in 6 hours

[MLE]

Get an avatar, then you will be allowed to post. :posh

[Guitar Woman]

I got one, and since I deleted my other Haruko avatar on accident I had to search for a new one. It took 15 minutes, which is asinine. I swear, the shit I do to satisfy your fiance's insistance on tradition :<

[MLE]

i was referring to the avatar-less person who posted above you, madam. :posh

[Fathom Zero]

I don't have to take any cock from you, missy.

[MLE]

That's good, considering I have none.

[MLE]

And goodnight for real this time.

[Fathom Zero]

Liar, liar.

[Guitar Woman]

MLE should stay up and play mario kart with me

[Misdemonar]

sup nikkas

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Ill play Guitar Woman!! ILL PLAY. PLEASE ITS AN ADDICTION.

[Guitar Woman]

I know how you feel man, I'm gonna log on right now. Make sure you add my new friend code and whatnot (386653961524)

[Fathom Zero]

Jane's addiction. lol!

:(

[Guitar Woman]

I'M NOT SEEING YOUR FRIEND CONNECTION BEACON JERK HURRY UP

[zeldasbiggestfan]

IM SORRY I NEED TO ADD IT.

[Fathom Zero]

It's like cyber-sex minus the intimacy.

[Guitar Woman]

IS IT IN YET!?

[Misdemonar]

minus any vaginas

[zeldasbiggestfan]

HAHAHAHAHA I got a blue shell right at the end!!

[Guitar Woman]

FUCK

I stayed ahead for like the entire race then he jumped out and crippled me with a blue shell at the last minute :(

[noob3]

do you guys like my avatar

[noob3]

i figure noone triple posts any more because of the post count thing

[Guitar Woman]

My batteries are almost dead :(

[noob3]

oh man my avatar is the best can somone plz remove the ugly pickle man from my posting

i hate pickles & more importantly i hate goggles i mean it's cool if whoever made this site loves penis shaped soggy cucumbers but i mean that stuff should stay in the bedroom

[noob3]

guitar woman you destroyed my combo i am going to have to log into guitar man and start talking sexually, jerk

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck Rainbow Road!

[Fathom Zero]

COMBO BROKEN

[zeldasbiggestfan]

We tied again damint.

[Guitar Woman]

what the hell I won that by a kart length

[Guitar Woman]

I'd keep playing to prove the supereiority of me and my Gibson-SG emblem, but my batteries are completely dead :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck that shit, we tied again. AND HOW DID A FUCKING BOMB GET IN MY KART? Seriously, Your ass was waaaaaay up there and my ass blows up.

[Guitar Woman]

Our connection was borked :<

also, you are a jerk for slowing down when I slowed into second to hit you with that blue shell. I was all "oh FUCK you D:"

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That was fucking awesome. I was hoping we would keep going back and forth. I did that with this one dude on regional. We went backwards across the whole track and he was in first when he finally hit it and I hit the mushroom I had and won the race.

Edit- Whyd you take out the blue shell comment? >:

[Guitar Woman]

dude, shut up, do you want to get my edit button taken away again

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I am sorry! D: