I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[fungusamongus]

oh no

[HickMan]

and he was all like 'Hey! Essay! Don't touch me!'

[ziggytrix]

*stab stabby stab*

[executioneer]

hey guys i wanna puit a sound system in my continental what do you reccomend i get (ps i dont want to spend more than 800 dollars)

[HickMan]

This girl I saw at the mall one day was wearing a shirt that said "Catholic Girls Do It Best" and I was all "No they don't I've had sex with both Catholic and Non-Catholic and it's about even."

[executioneer]

there's nothing like a catholic girl
with her hand in the box
when she's on her knees

[Sam]

DID HE JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID? :eek

[executioneer]

yeah what kind of amp and subwoofers shjould i get

[Sam]

BIG ONES

[Fahrenheit 1337]

SURROUND SOUND ONES IT'L BE AWESOME

[Matt Harty]

so i touched him

[rockets redglare]

hey guys did you hear the news that paul mccartney did really die?
it must be true because i read about it on some italian website

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

[fungusamongus]

hey matt gonna change that avatar or what >:

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys did you hear the news that paul mccartney did really die?
it must be true because i read about it on some italian website

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/uk_images/john_comparison.gif
:eek

[rockets redglare]

How long before that becomes somone's avatar?

[Guitar Woman]

My money's on noon tomorrow, PST.

[HickMan]

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/uk_images/faulfliplip32.jpg lol

[Guitar Woman]

WHAT :(

[ziggytrix]

I assure you, the most overrated Beatle is still alive.

[HickMan]

Same is the most underrated

[ziggytrix]

What?

[HickMan]

Ringo

[fungusamongus]

ringo sucks

[Matt Harty]

HOLD ON IM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE

[fungusamongus]

sux

[fungusamongus]

''No posts exist for this topic''

no way

[Guitar Woman]

Good lord, you're stupid.

[rockets redglare]

What's with all the recent animosity around here?

[Mad Melvin]

hey guys i was away for like 4 days and this thread hasnt changed much whats the problem :(

[Guitar Woman]

let's post our favorite gif files :(
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gymkata/16.gif

[fungusamongus]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/bongofever/home_anim3.gif

[rockets redglare]

http://img48.echo.cx/img48/6973/einst39gs.gif

It's not really my favorite, I just didn't want to be left out

[ziggytrix]

it's in someone's sig on another board, but i can't find it, and it IS the DOPE SHIT, you all would LVOE it, I can't even begin to describe it - well i could, but it wouldn't do JUSTICE.

[Fahrenheit 1337]

http://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gif
AWW RIGHT!

[Matt Harty]

guitar woman, fungus, the exits to the left.

[ScruU2wice]

I just had some crunk juice and I'm flying off the walls...

[Matt Harty]

LETS GET DRUNK IN THIS FUCKER GET CRUNK IN THIS FUCKER

[Sam]

AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET

[executioneer]

Do 0 it, Kev 10

[Sam]

I totally understand that. :(

[Matt Harty]

what :(

[Sam]

Don't worry Matt.. in time... all my secrets... shall be YOURS! :eek

[Matt Harty]

oh cobswallow! :lol

[Sam]

PRESENT YOUR REPORT ORALLY TO THE CLASS PLEASE

[executioneer]

it is a secrat code that m,eans phone calls time

[Sam]

I AM AFRAID TO USE THAT CODE. I AM SHY.

[executioneer]

t/s

[Sam]

I'd be like "UHHHHHHHHHHHH" the whole time

[Emu]

god FUCKING damn it those were the worst simpsons episodes yet >: >: >:

[Sam]

t/s

[Fahrenheit 1337]

Family guy was the shit tonight. Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify THIS! :lol

[Brother Alex]

"We now return to Two and a Half Men."

[Big Papa Goat]

haha family guy awesome

[rockets redglare]

I liked this thread far better when it had less Family Guy content, and more "Hey essay dont' touch me" content

[HickMan]

I'm now an offocial Red Cross Lifeguard :x

[Sam]

HICKMAN YOU CAN OFFICIALLY RED CROSS MY LIFEGUARD ANYDAY. ;)

[executioneer]

hey guys whats up i got a cellphone with a camera in it isnt that great

[executioneer]

that's right, i'm officially a faget now :(

[executioneer]

so what i'm trygin tos ay is is anybody in

[Sam]

IF I SAY YES WILL I GET DRUNK WILLE PHONE CALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

[HickMan]

you can call my house anyday :o

[executioneer]

okay!

[executioneer]

okay!

[executioneer]

btw those were separate responses to both of thjose questions not an accidental double post

[Rongi]

my camera has a cellphone in it

[Emu]

my cellphone has a game in it where you make this little snake eat little balls and mice and spiders and stuff i got the high score

[Matt Harty]

everyone gets the high score her whos in verizon in network lets make some calls i need to place an order

[Matt Harty]

not for drugs or anything

[HickMan]

of course

[Sam]

I DON'T HAVE VERIZON I HAVE SHITTY U.S. CELLULAR AND I'M HAVING DEJA VU BECAUSE THIS IS VERY FAMILIAR FOR SOME REASON :(

[Esuohlim]

I was gone for six days and I check this thread and :(

[HickMan]

I touched him

[fungusamongus]

ugh

[executioneer]

sicktodeath mx called me but i couldnt talk because work was a jerk :(

[HickMan]

lol sure willie you wouldn't talk to her anyway you wuss you'd be all 'uhh i gotta go'

[Matt Harty]

lol hey guys!

[Emu]

hey

[Emu]

this is a list of my favorite pokemon!!

pikachu
jigglypuff
oddish
jynx (but not the male ones :x )

[executioneer]

lol sure willie you wouldn't talk to her anyway you wuss you'd be all 'uhh i gotta go'

oh bullsh*t i'm on medication for talking to girls now ;(

[HickMan]

lol sure next time u call myhouse you can talk to my mom

[Esuohlim]

son of a bit*h i have a sty on my left eye and it hurts >:

[Esuohlim]

Maybe if I actually changed my contacts every 30 days like i'm supposed to or at least clean them when I take them out, but still >:

[Esuohlim]

Rongi I'm going to the store tomorrow so I'll buy a Frank Zappa CD :(

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Milhouse makes me so hot. :wank

[Rongi]

Rongi I'm going to the store tomorrow so I'll buy a Frank Zappa CD :(

:sunglasses

[fungusamongus]

hey guys what's that site you can those no-cd things for computer games? i just started playing theme hospital again :x

[Matt Harty]

get well soon milhouse!

[Chojin]

fungus - Why, that'd be astalavista.com!

[MetalMilitia]

hey guys what's that site you can those no-cd things for computer games? i just started playing theme hospital again :x

You can get them from www.gamecopyworld.com and www.gameburnworld.com .

[fungusamongus]

thanks guys

[Esuohlim]

http://www.allthingschristie.com/archives/bs01.gif

[Triad-Brother Choi]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and esteemed Administrator Esuohlim. The Triad is most pleased at the lack of your normal level of interminably awful posts in this flatulent thread of madness. The Triad will delight if this state is prolonged indefinitely. Thank you, friends.

Triad-Brother,
Choi

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys! I'm making a web business, but I'm not only the owner, but I'm also a customer!

http://home.comcast.net/~codywirkus/ExciteME.gif

[Matt Harty]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and esteemed Administrator Esuohlim. The Triad is most pleased at the lack of your normal level of interminably awful posts in this flatulent thread of madness. The Triad will delight if this state is prolonged indefinitely. Thank you, friends.

Triad-Brother,
Choi

:bow

[Triad-Brother Choi]

:bow
Your politeness is noted, Mister Harty. :bow

Good Friend,
Choi

[HickMan]

:bow :bow

[Triad-Brother Choi]

:bow :bow
Mister Dunnavant, you are good friend to The Triad but you have been silly and disrespectful. It is with heavy heart that retribution must be sought. It is remembered that you are good friend to The Triad, so any unfortunate incident will be quick and not much painful.

Apologetic Triad friend,
Choi

[Esuohlim]

:bow :boo :bwo

[Sam]

:bow

[Triad-Brother Choi]

:bow :boo :bwo
Esteemed Administrator Esuohlim, it is for such humorous statements that you are head of forum vets, but still under the Triad, am I right guys? [/code]

:bow
Your politeness is also noted, Mister Sam.

Friendly Triad Vet,
Choi

[Emu]

i wish the triad brothers would post more :(

[Emu]

4 real, it makes the boards happier and more asian :(

[Esuohlim]

It's only Choi that posts now though I mean where's Chicken >:

[FS]

TRIAD I SUMMON THEE, APPEAR BEFORE THIS UNWORTHY CREATURE

[Emu]

FS what the hell is your avatar supposed to be

[Matt Harty]

a bird :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

with a shirt and tie :O

[ziggytrix]

http://www.insanewriters.com/josh/dt/taheen1.html

the first part will answer your question, the rest will bore/annoy you.

[Guitar Woman]

come on guys we really need to start posting in this thread a lot more if we ever want it to reach 10,000 posts

[Mad Melvin]

post

[Esuohlim]

Guys how about when I reach 10,000 posts that would be way cooler

[Emu]

i remember when milhouse was a young'un and was only 4000 posts old ;(

[HickMan]

I'm posting just too see how many posts I have :rebel

[kellychaos]

I often think of my post count while masturbating.

[executioneer]

honk honk

[Rongi]

did you buy that fz cd yet milhouse :picklehat

[executioneer]

yeah man you need to get like overnite sensation or one size fits all or some sh*t fast

[HickMan]

4 real

[Mad Melvin]

hey guys my dog destroyed my goodfellas dvd :(

[fungusamongus]

that sucks

that reminds me, i should watch cop land again. best sylvester stallone film for sure

[fungusamongus]

and i should seriously change my avatar

[Rongi]

yeah man you need to get like overnite sensation or one size fits all or some sh*t fast

h*ll yes. if you can only get one, get one size fits all tho

[Mad Melvin]

New avatar. BUTTERBALL CENOBITE!! :chatter

[HickMan]

http://silversurfer91.homestead.com/files/butterbean_punch.jpg

[Mad Melvin]

Thats even more scary. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Page Break!

[HickMan]

brak

[Guitar Woman]

Oh hell, my avatar is gone. >:

[HickMan]

nobody cares because you're not that cool

[Matt Harty]

on a scale of 1 to 10 on being cool 10 being totally cool and 1 being a total nobody you guitar woman are a mere 3

[MetalMilitia]

whats 3 in words?

[Emu]

she's not cool enough to shop at hot topic, but not so uncool as to be forced to buy dollar store clothes

[HickMan]

Forever 21

[Guitar Woman]

she's not cool enough to shop at hot topic, but not so uncool as to be forced to buy dollar store clothes
Hot topic is crappy and overpriced. I wouldn't shop there unless I was being forced to do so at gunpoint.

Edit: You guys are right though. I sit around here and laugh my ass off, but I never contribute worth a crap. From now on I'll strive to be the most worthy poster that I possibly can.

[Esuohlim]

did you buy that fz cd yet milhouse :picklehat

Oh yeah I forgot to tell you. I went to two stores on Friday and between the two there was only one goddamn Frank Zappa CD, and I forget what it was called but it might have been a compilation and there were only about four tracks, so I didn't think it was a good way to start.

What I'm going to end up doing is just buy one off Amazon so I'll let you know when I do get one :( I thought the guy made like 40 albums, I don't get why they're so hard to find >:

[Mad Melvin]

Audition is on TV tonight. im going to watch it even though the final scene is kinda gross :x

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/beevsspider.jpg

[executioneer]

post #8888

[Sam]

http://silversurfer91.homestead.com/files/butterbean_punch.jpg

That's Butterbean :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

im ascared of spiders :(

[fungusamongus]

next page please

[Mad Melvin]

not so fast

[executioneer]

you guys are all criminals

[fungusamongus]

call the cops

[fungusamongus]

thsi thread should be more like the first pages

[executioneer]

it wasnt even that great in the first pages :rolleyes

[Mad Melvin]

I liked this thread BEFORE it was cool

[executioneer]

VERB
NOUN
NOUN
VERB "ING"
VERB "ING"

[Rongi]

fuck
grandma
oreos
masturbating
licking

[executioneer]

noun
noun
verb "ed"
noun
verb "ed"

[Mad Melvin]

run
spleen
bacon
operating
dying

[Matt Harty]

what do you think this is?

[fungusamongus]

fire hydrant
sloth
ice-skated
police officer
shouted

[executioneer]

noun
verb ing
verb ing
plural noun
verb

[Rongi]

ruth bater ginsberg
melting
dripping
lions
fart

[executioneer]

verb
noun
adjective
plural noun
body part (plural)

[Esuohlim]

fart
malignant tumor
dunderheaded
Jews
BALLS

[executioneer]

plural noun
verb ING
verb ING
noun
place

[Sam]

BALLS
BALLSING
BALLSING
BALLSACK
SAM'S BALLS

[executioneer]

>:

[Sam]

WILLIE I AM GOING TO CALL YOU TONIGHT AND SAY "HI IS WILLIE THERE?" >:

[executioneer]

OH YEAH

[executioneer]

AWESOME

[executioneer]

maybe THEN you can tell me a plural noun, a couple verbs ending in ING, a noun, and a place >:

[executioneer]

j/k but seriously having your balls as all the words won't work for this partictular part so plz choose something else for most of them

[Sam]

MAYBE

[executioneer]

oh yeah

[Sam]

I SHOULD SAY "OH YEAH" EXCEPT SAY IT UPSIDE DOWN AND REVERSED >:

[executioneer]

totally

[Esuohlim]

WALLS
SINGING
FLINGING
LASERBEAM
SAM'S CLUB

[Sam]

SAM'S CLUB

YEAH THAT IS USUALLY FOUND BY SAM'S BALLS ;)

[Emu]

ARE THEY IN SAM'S BAG

[executioneer]

NOUN
VERB
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN
PLACE

(about half there guys!)

[Emu]

WILLE
WHO IS
THE GUY
TELEPHONES
IN YOUR AVATAR

[Sam]

ARE THEY IN SAM'S BAG

NO THEY ARE IN SAM'S BANANA HAMMOCK

[fungusamongus]

gross

[fungusamongus]

The newest registered user is moi

terve

[Esuohlim]

http://img8.echo.cx/img8/1655/jamesman3cl.jpg

lol

[executioneer]

so should i just quit doing mad libs you guys

[FS]

NOUN
VERB
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN
PLACE

(about half there guys!)

BUTTHAMMER
STOMP
FOREARM
PENGUIN COCKS
AUSTRALIA

(great avatar, willie :o)

[Rongi]

so should i just quit doing mad libs you guys

NO :(

[executioneer]

noun
plural noun
adjective
noun
noun

[Esuohlim]

REFRIDGERATOR MAGNET
UGLIES
PENIS-SHAPED
CUNT
GLASS-BOTTOMED BOAT

[executioneer]

theres a lot of nouns in this :x

noun
noun
body part
noun
noun

[Esuohlim]

PIZZERIA
CHIGGER
HOO HOO DILLY
BALLOON
TITMOUSE

[executioneer]

plural noun
noun
celebrity
verb ING
verb

[Esuohlim]

MOUNTAIN DEW SLURPEES
FROWN EMOTICON :(
BILLY BLANKS :eek
MASTICATING
SIPHON

[executioneer]

adjective
adjective
plural noun
adjective
verb

[Esuohlim]

ROCOCO
FLAMBOYANT
WETBACKS
PUNCTUAL
ANALLY MOLEST

[executioneer]

fourteen more lol

noun
noun
noun
noun
verb ING
verb ING
place

[Rongi]

SNOWMAN
JIZZ
CRISPIN GLOVER
HOTDOG
BLOWING
BLEEDING
FUCK FARM

[executioneer]

LAST SET

verb ING
verb
verb
verb
verb
verb ING
body part

[AngPur]

Fapping
Run
Waft
Gouge
Yodel
Exterminating
Coccyx

[executioneer]

could you use a different word besides "fapping" I hate that word

[AngPur]

'contradicting' work for you?

Prude

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/fap-anis_med.jpg

FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/fap_newlogo.jpg

FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGF APPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGF APPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGF APPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGF APPING
FAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPINGFAPPING

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/a039baa8.gif

[Esuohlim]

Willie are you going to read this one aloud or post it either way is cool though I don't care :o

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Sam]

hey guys

[executioneer]

anyone who is too impatient to wait for me to read it pm me and i'll send you the finish version but i trhink i am going to try and read (or SING ;)) this one

[executioneer]

no cunts exist for topic

[executioneer]

sweet jesus, this thread is responsible for more than a third of the posts in this forum

[fungusamongus]

dried up cunt

[Matt Harty]

when people stop being nice and start being real

[Matt Harty]

http://www.flyernews.com/52/17/02.gif

[Matt Harty]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/22/b_4_gallery__550x339.jpg

WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING REAL

[fungusamongus]

dried up cunt

thats the name of my new band

[Esuohlim]

who are you again sir

[Matt Harty]

He slipped through the cracks.

[executioneer]

i had a fungus in my cracks once but the doctor gave me ointment and it went away

[fungusamongus]

willie ladies and gentlemen

[Big McLargehuge]

HIT AND RUN


-Axl Rose

[fungusamongus]

big mclargehuge ladies and gentlemen

[Sam]

shut up ladies and gentlemen >:

[executioneer]

ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen :eek

[Sam]

Willie remember yesterday when I was like "Wudoin" and you were like "gettting off work" and I was like "yeah buddy"

[executioneer]

i remember you were all ":0 was it my fapping that gave me away"

[Esuohlim]

HIT AND RUN


-Axl Rose

BIGMCLARGEHUGE WE DON'T HAVE THOSE AVATARS ANYMORE :(

[Sam]

i remember you were all ":0 was it my fapping that gave me away"

oh yeah and you were like "yeah ha ha lol"

[Big McLargehuge]

HIT AND RUN


-Axl Rose

BIGMCLARGEHUGE WE DON'T HAVE THOSE AVATARS ANYMORE :(

Well i guess i need to do a better job of keeping up with the internet. Does this mean i am out of hte club?

[executioneer]

guys i'm sorry i haven't got this doen yet but i anticipate having freetime on satruday or friday to do it ok :(

[fungusamongus]

photobucket is broken :(

[executioneer]

one more thing, i have discovered that a part of this madlib is very not any good and i need some replacement words please :(

VERB-ING
VERB-ING
NOUN
PLACE

[Sam]

Rotating
humping
bookcase full of pornography
Utah

[HickMan]

yo guys what's goin on?

[executioneer]

i have got hell of depression tonight fuckin a >:

[MetalMilitia]

I have a hangover and my car has broken down and i have to go to work and its raining

>:

[Mad Melvin]

Raining? In England?

[MetalMilitia]

crazy, i know

[Esuohlim]

I rented Anchorman and I sat through the whole damn 2 hours and there wasn't even boobs what a stupid movie. >:

[Sam]

HA HA SUCKER

[Esuohlim]

I also rented Curb Your Enthusiasm and I was thinking to myself "IT'S NOT HARD TO DO WHILE WATCHING THIS SHITTY SHOW" but there was no one around to hear my joke so I didn't say anything. :(

[Sam]

You should have said it anyway and then laughed to yourself and felt superior to the show. :(

That's what I do... all the time... so alone... :tear

[Rongi]

I also rented Curb Your Enthusiasm and I was thinking to myself "IT'S NOT HARD TO DO WHILE WATCHING THIS SHITTY SHOW" but there was no one around to hear my joke so I didn't say anything. :(

dude i told you that show sucks :(

[Esuohlim]

Watching it makes me all tense and even though I laughed a couple times it's not worth it. :(

[pjalne]

I downloaded all the episodes of Arrested Development last month and loved it. The internet is a fucking godsend when you live in Scandinavia. We don't get the worst American shows here, but we don't get the really good ones either. Most of the time.

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Esuohlim]

I downloaded all the episodes of Arrested Development last month and loved it. The internet is a fucking godsend when you live in Scandinavia. We don't get the worst American shows here, but we don't get the really good ones either. Most of the time.

This reminds me that Arrested Development, which was previously on the chopping block, has been picked up for another season. This is reason enough to not have to kill myself for at least another year. :(

[executioneer]

oh i give up here is the mad lib in typed-out-words form :( http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/madlib.txt

[Matt Harty]

lol willie :(

[executioneer]

I was raised by the PENGUIN COCKS
So I gotta be down with the AUSTRALIA team

lol

[executioneer]

dude do penguins even have cocks? idk

[HickMan]

beaks :rolleyes

[FS]

lol

someone does need to rap that. If not, I might.

[pjalne]

dude do penguins even have cocks? idk

They have cloacas. They're like super-asses that can be used for pooping, peeing and having sex.

[Emu]

it's all good, man

[Emu]

http://homepage3.nifty.com/jtabei/patagonia%20pengin.jpg

[Emu]

http://www.emperor-penguin.com/emperor.jpg

[Emu]

http://www.punkybird.com/images/hmdssd2/penguin.jpg

[Emu]

9000th post ;<