I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

:(

-willie

[executioneer]

KITTES :D

-willie

[HickMan]

FCK ALL YALL

[executioneer]

I'M GOING TO THE STORE, TO BUY SOME PIZZA :mindsay

-willie

[executioneer]

7:41 PM

-willie

[executioneer]

oh HO you can post more than once a mintue :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

:lol

-willie

[executioneer]

HEY YOU'RE A JERK PS HERE IS A SWEAR FOR THE INTERNET (FUCKTARD)

-willie

[HickMan]

MY PHONE IS LESS THAN A FOOT IN FRONT OF MY FACE

[Cap'n Crunch]

HEY WILLIE

[executioneer]

HEY DONT CALL ME FUCKTARD THIS IS I-MOCKERY WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE :x

-willie

[executioneer]

hi capn't crunch :rolleyes or should I asy RONGI

hi hickman :rolleyes or should I say ESHOUNLIM

-willie

[HickMan]

I ATE A DOUGHNUT

[Cap'n Crunch]

oh w/e :rolleyes

[executioneer]

HI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

-willie

[Drew Katsikas]

even

[HickMan]

HI WILLIE, OR SHOULD I SAY JEAN :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

that w/e was for willie not you dickman :rolleyes

[executioneer]

NO YOU DONT YOU REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND :lol AM I RIGHT FELLAS THAT GUY REALLY MASTURBANTES INSTEAD OF POSSIBLY KNOWING A GFIRL :lol

-willie

[HickMan]

I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES

EDIT FUCK YOU GUYS

[Cap'n Crunch]

10:45

[executioneer]

HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY >:

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POSTING ON THE SAME MINUTE IT'S CONFUSING :(

[HickMan]

I LIKE THE NAME STEVE. SAME GAVE IT TO ME

[executioneer]

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

[HickMan]

I CAN SAY STUFF IN CAPS

[Cap'n Crunch]

:ANGRYJERKPOST

[liquidstatik]

..

[executioneer]

WHOOPS I GOT TO GO NOW ITS BEEN FUN HUH GUYS :lol AM I RIGHT

-willie

[HickMan]

PENIS!

[Schimid]

::POUNDS ON EVERYONE BUT CRUNCH:: :(

[executioneer]

i mena it :lol

-willie

[liquidstatik]

..

[HickMan]

VAGINA!

[Cap'n Crunch]

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE DIED ON THE INTERNET :lol

[HickMan]

BOOBZ

[executioneer]

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while

you jerks

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

i saw that :rolysesyes

[HickMan]

I LIKE SECKS

[HickMan]

stupid jerks I can't believe I posted stupid words like that :omfg I try to read this whole thread but I couldn't it's too long >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

SIT ON IT POSTY :lol

-willie

[HickMan]

:melt :(

[Sam]

HEY GUYS, I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS HEADING! :)

[Esuohlim]

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

[Sam]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!! >:

[HickMan]

NOO

[Sam]

YES!

[Esuohlim]

BRING IT, SAMMY

[Sam]

OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT. :rolleyes

[Sam]

OH YAH I CAN'T POST FOR 2 STRAIGHT DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. :(

[HickMan]

JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS :(

[Sam]

JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD >:

[HickMan]

I ONLY HAVE FAMILY GUY VOLUME ONE :<

[Sam]

YOU COULD HAVE THEM ALL IF YOU HAD A JOB >:

[Esuohlim]

I have 14 shows on dvd and I don't have a job. :lol

I'm poor now, however. :(

I used to have a job. I should go back to it soon. :(

[Sam]

What was your job???

[Mr. Vagiclean]

AHAHA FUN :lol

NICE NEW AVATAR WILL, SIHT'S TOO CUTE


EEEARRHMEEWWOOO

[Esuohlim]

I WORKED AT ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS ONCE. :(

[liquidstatik]

I HAVE OVAR 1K POSTS NOW ;<


THAT MEANS IM ALMOST AS COOL AS ESUOHLIM :ROLLEYES

[HickMan]

I'M DIRT POOR. I LIVE IN THE GHETTO. MY SCHOOL HAS RAP SNACKS IN STOCK :(.

[Sam]

KEEP GOING LIQUIDSTATIK, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. :)

[liquidstatik]

R U TRYING TO BE GHEY TO ME? ;<

[Sam]

NO SORRY, I LIEK GIRLS, CUZ THEY ARE PRETTY AND MAKE MY TUMMY FEEL ALL WEIRD LIKE I ATE TOO MUCH MACORONI. ;-)

[liquidstatik]

OH. WELL THAT'S COOL, TOO. I GUESS. :{

[HickMan]

POST

[Sam]

POST #2

[liquidstatik]

WINNER: CHOJIN

[Schimid]

I think Tubesock won this round, guys.

[executioneer]

I HATE this thread >:

-willie

[executioneer]

tube sock round 69 lolol rofl omg number commedy :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

hey did you know that the first day i was posting on the old ezboard they needed donates, so I donated enough money so that they needed a number that ended in 6.66 :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

oh wait it wasn't the FIRST day, but it was definitely right after I started pposting :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

tube sock twice as cold twice as STONED :rofl

-willie

[executioneer]

tube sock 666 omg lol

-willie

[executioneer]

the retro tubesock :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

mad tubesock :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

KITTIES

-willie

[executioneer]

SWEARS ON THE INTERNET

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

FAST PACED ACTION

[executioneer]

THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS :lol

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

My friend drew me in paint and she drew me crying :(

[executioneer]

ultra perfect tubesock :lol

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

I forgot to ask permission to be in this thread :( can i be in this thread :)

[executioneer]

anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.thesaltmine.com/alvyn2.jpg

[camacazio]

I think I'd better get a post in too.

[Big McLargehuge]

Wheeeeee is my favorite word

[Big McLargehuge]

"Who's girth" hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahh

[Big McLargehuge]

i am brushing my hair jekrs

[Big McLargehuge]

three in a row

[Sam]

DOES THIS COUNT AS BEING A JERK? I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

[executioneer]

royal tubesock :lol

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

everybody quit but me :(

[Big McLargehuge]

IMA GONNA GO GET SOME ICED TEA OK, FINE THEN.

[ScruU2wice]

which really means get sexed up...

[Cap'n Crunch]

i have to pee :eek

[camacazio]

Things happen too fast!!!

[EverythingWillSuck]

I hope im not too late :eek

[Cap'n Crunch]

okay guys i peed :lol

[camacazio]

Was it blood?

[Cap'n Crunch]

At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood. :lol

[Rongi]

hey guys i got a quick question

[Rongi]

hold on

[Rongi]

I forgot my question i'm sorry :(

[Rongi]

oh i remember now

[executioneer]

lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever) :lol

-willie

[Rongi]

it was a great question but i think it's too great

[executioneer]

ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)

-willie

[Rongi]

ok here's the question

[Rongi]

where do you think you go when you die :eek?

i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith :eek

[executioneer]

what is your question :lol

if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too :(

-willie

[executioneer]

OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)

-willie

[Rongi]

darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too :(

i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good :yum

[executioneer]

ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!

-willie

[Rongi]

i should start being good then

no more drinking or hot chicks ;(

[executioneer]

omg ziti rules your face :lol

food forum :lol

lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw :lol except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum :lol

-willie

[Esuohlim]

MAD LIBS TIME

[Rongi]

what's it like living in kitties

i bet there's a lot of fur :eek

[Rongi]

milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it :lol

maybe you should move :lol

[Esuohlim]

VERB

[executioneer]

i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store :eek

-willie

[Rongi]

FART :lol

[executioneer]

urinate

-willie

[Rongi]

farting-urination :eek

[executioneer]

i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them :lol

-willie

[Esuohlim]

MAD LIBS IS OVER >:

RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY :(

[executioneer]

thius thread is offensive to adrkies :eek

-willie

[Esuohlim]

OK MADLIBS IS BACK ;)

NOUN

[executioneer]

cunt

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

shit i fell behind again :(

[Esuohlim]

NOUN

[executioneer]

analflap

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

massive clitoris

[Rongi]

there's a lot of crime in new york :(

i wish someone would come and sotp the crime :(

[Schimid]

THE MOLECULAR MAN

[executioneer]

i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime :eek

-willie

[Esuohlim]

VERB

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.newhams.com.au/images/crim.jpg

[executioneer]

rape

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind :(

[Schimid]

oh shit rongi's here :obey :worship

[Rongi]

maybe you can be the exocutioneer

of crime :eek

[ScruU2wice]

clocked

[executioneer]

that's ok scuutwice we'll understand :)

-willie

[Schimid]

executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with :eek in it

:salute

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE

[ScruU2wice]

yay

[Rongi]

hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee :p

[executioneer]

i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie :(

-willie

[executioneer]

adjective: faggoty

-willie

[Rongi]

that's a toughy :(

[ScruU2wice]

http://gretchenb.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/yay.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

side scrollish :(

[executioneer]

scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :lol :simpsons

-willie

[Esuohlim]

Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow. :(

PERSON

[executioneer]

jixby phillips

PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW

-willie

[Sam]

LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!

[ScruU2wice]

micheal jackson

:lol

[Esuohlim]

PERSON

[executioneer]

heather michelle

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

this is the best thing to happen to mockwars for a really long time.

[Rongi]

i just ate an orange

[Esuohlim]

OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME :(

VERB

[executioneer]

oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare :lol

-willie

[Rongi]

oranges are the best

[Sam]

YELLING!

[Schimid]

hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad

[Esuohlim]

WHOOPS :lol. THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW :eek

NOUN
FEELING
VERB

[camacazio]

Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long! :faint

[liquidstatik]

Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow. :(

PERSON

That made me LOL. :(

[executioneer]

shit
embarrassed
fellate

-willie

[Schimid]

willie is a fucking post demon :eek

[Schimid]

FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE

GO

[Esuohlim]

ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN

[executioneer]

cunty
poop
demon

-willie

[Rongi]

god damn willie you are a speed demon :(

[Esuohlim]

ADVERB
VERB
VERB

[Rongi]

fartly
fart
punch

[Sam]

HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE??? :)

[camacazio]

post

[Esuohlim]

NOUN
ADVERB
PLACE

[Schimid]

RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST

round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY

[executioneer]

apple
quickly
waste processing plant

-willie

[Esuohlim]

NOUN
INSULT

[executioneer]

apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/apples.jpg

-willie

[Esuohlim]

I wish there was an Apple Forum or something. :(

[executioneer]

condom
studio8 :lol

-willie

[Schimid]

OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW

:(

[Rongi]

no way willie oranges 4 life

vitamin c and citrus all the way >:

[executioneer]

schimid i don't get it :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar >: lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product :rolleyes

-willie

[liquidstatik]

First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D

[Esuohlim]

OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:

Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not cunt .

Thou shalt not rape an analflap

Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle

Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased

Thou shalt not fellate cuntily

Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.

Thou shalt not punch without an apple

Thou shalt not cry quickly !

Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom

Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8

I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM :(

[executioneer]

totally lol omg :lol

-willie

[Schimid]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[executioneer]

someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D

-willie

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Rongi]

w/e willie :rolleyes

citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye :rolleyes

besides apples skin tastes like gross >:

[executioneer]

YOU taste like gross >:

-willie

[Rongi]

lol @ madlib

[Rongi]

omg that's mean :(

well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie :(

[Esuohlim]

Apples are way better :rolleyes

ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH :(

BUT APPLE CIDER... :eek

[executioneer]

I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore :(

-willie

[Esuohlim]

OK

My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D

[Rongi]

well alright :D

but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross :(

[Schimid]

HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS :eek :eek

[camacazio]

Man, I love those fruit loops.

[Esuohlim]

I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds. >:

[Schimid]

NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS :eek

WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED :eek

[executioneer]

my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops :eek

MAD LIBS

-willie

[Schimid]

ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?

[Schimid]

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

[Esuohlim]

OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.

FRIEND
BEVERAGE

[Schimid]

mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner

[executioneer]

jeff
coke

-willie

[Esuohlim]

PART OF FACE
NOUN

[executioneer]

schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO" :eek

-willie

[Schimid]

nostril
wrapper

[executioneer]

nose
booger

-willie

[Schimid]

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

ICE COLD!

[Esuohlim]

SOMETHING STICKY :lol
NUMBER

[Sam]

GLUE

6

[executioneer]

being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold :rolleyes

-willie

[Schimid]

OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST

EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL

[executioneer]

lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"

-willie

[Schimid]

spleen
simple plan :lol

[executioneer]

testicle
lead

-willie

[Rongi]

"900 fuck grandma"

i want that to be my title :(

[Esuohlim]

I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE. ;)

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE

[executioneer]

hahaha

-willie

[executioneer]

dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog

-willie

[Schimid]

This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.

Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow >:

Thanks a lot, I-Mockery >:

[executioneer]

it'll still be here tomorrow :/

or it BETTER >:

-willie

[Schimid]

yeah but the jokes will be lost

i'm going to bed, guys

wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls :picklehat

EDIT - 229, neva 4get :eek

[executioneer]

luck :(

-willie

[Esuohlim]

BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB :(

Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o

"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"

Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.

[Rongi]

if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry >:

and you won't like me when i'm angry >:

[executioneer]

hahaha :(

that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o

-willie

[Esuohlim]

This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever. :eek

[executioneer]

good :C

-willie

[Rongi]

ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)

[Esuohlim]

SOMEONE ELSE DO ONE. I WANNA PLAY :(

http://www.elibs.com

[executioneer]

get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib

-willie

[camacazio]

I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.

[executioneer]

at this rate how could it NOT

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything :( x 1000

[Esuohlim]

I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o