I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MattJack]

god I miss her :(

[Sam]

after she was with me she said she could never love another

[MattJack]

He didn't tell me either. I will have it in the reserves until he decides to get mad.

Have you done the Let's Get To Know You thread yet? We here at I-Mockery (at least the people who matter) have a pretty good knowledge of each other. That's kind of what seperates us from other internet forums.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Aimless]

I have, yes. I was highly medicated the first week I posted here but I do remember doing that.

[MattJack]

after she was with me she said she could never love another

if I had a dollar for every time I herd that one :tear

[Sam]

SHE SAID IT, YOU KEEP DREAMIN'

[RaNkeri]

Now that I think about it, I've never made a post in the Let's Get To Know You thread :(

No wonder I've never reached the status of cool kid, I'm an outsider :x

[MattJack]

I have, yes. I was highly medicated the first week I posted here but I do remember doing that.

I don't remember seeing it. Link?

[Sam]

That's not the only thing keeping you down, Finland :rolleyes

[MattJack]

Now that I think about it, I've never made a post in the Let's Get To Know You thread :(

No wonder I've never reached the status of cool kid, I'm an outsider :x

Well as Esuohllim would say: Rankeri you fat fuck.

[Aimless]

I don't remember seeing it. Link?


http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=639865&postcount=3567


I'm old *cry*

[executioneer]

im older :x

[elx]

i love you willie

[Aimless]

but you are a legend and i am just old.

[MattJack]

Well first off I see you are almost 30 (which means you have no business being on the internet rly), jobless, AND live in Oregon.

The next logical question is: How much meth do you do on a regular basis. Does Sam know about this?

[RaNkeri]

Well as Esuohllim would say: Rankeri you fat fuck.

I'm trying my best you know :(

[MattJack]

Willie is an internet legend.

[Aimless]

I am not jobless, I am old, I live in Oregon, and I only take legal drugs.

[MattJack]

What is your definition of legal drugs exactly?

[executioneer]

i love you willie

thx :) :(

[Sam]

i love you Willie

[MattJack]

Me 3

[executioneer]

thx :( :)

[Aimless]

percocet, vicodin, oxycontin.

[Sam]

Mattjack what ever happened to that indian girl

[MattJack]

She got a job working for the postal service. Which was kind of ironic that she works for the government that slaughtered her people :\

As for the one with legs she went back to Pakistan I think.

[Sam]

I'm sure the government will screw her almost as hard as I did.

[MattJack]

YOU SON OF A BITCH

[Kitsa]

Have you done the Let's Get To Know You thread yet? We here at I-Mockery (at least the people who matter) have a pretty good knowledge of each other. That's kind of what seperates us from other internet forums.


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/lambstoslaughter.jpg

[MattJack]

Kitsa you didn't have to ps your face on that one in the front to get your point across.

sik burn

[MattJack]

Well it's 6pm so it's time to start drinking and hollering at traffic as it passes my front porch

ill holler at yall later

ps: Elx go eat a steak or two.

[Sam]

:lol

[Kitsa]

It's only a sik burn if you snortle to yourself as you think of what to say, right before you go back to crying and rummaging around in the front of your piss-stained tighty whities.

So I guess I'll give you that one.

[Dixie]

percocet, vicodin, oxycontin.
no wonder she fell for satchmo

[elx]

ps: Elx go eat a steak or two.
you can't tell me what to do :(

[Kitsa]

Fuck I have a headache.

[Aimless]

vicodin? I can't take them till monday anyway.

[Dixie]

i'm sorry kitsa :(

[elx]

poor kitsa :(
see what you did aimless?

[Aimless]

I know, I'm a terrible headache inducing whore. That's why I like sam, he's into dirty whores.

[Kitsa]

No, I slept wrong, it happens all the time and when it does I'm just fucked for the rest of the day.

What are they putting in Tylenol right now, anyway? Because it feels like they're filling up the little capsules with flour or something.

[Sam]

THIS IS TRUE, I ONLY FANCY THE FILTHIEST OF WHORES

[Dixie]

i think it's voodoo dust

[Aimless]

THIS IS TRUE, I ONLY FANCY THE FILTHIEST OF WHORES

THEY REMIND YOU OF MOMMY.

[Kitsa]

Oreos may fix this. I'll give that a try.

[Dixie]

oreos make my soul happy <3

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/feelbetter.png

[Dixie]

You really want people to like you don't you?

[Dixie]

I've got this awesome book on how to be popular that you should read.

[elx]

naah

[The Leader]

Don't mess with elx, she's HARD AS FUCK.

[Kitsa]

Oreos helped a little.

Thank you elx for the paint-y rainbows of hope.

[MrAdventure]

fuck

[Aaarg]

You really want people to like you don't you?

that's what i was thinking.

[Shrubfest]

YAY PAINT RAINBOWS!

And I do feel better. Cool.

[Dixie]

3rd cup of wild turkey and grape koolaid, today will be interesting....
Weeeeeeeeeee dogggggieeeeees!

[The Leader]

fuck
Whoa there partner. What's with the harsh language?

[captain516]

fuck

[executioneer]

fuck AND shit :(

[Misdemonar]

PISS

[Fathom Zero]

You better pack a lunch

[captain516]

I got the munchies

[Shrubfest]

Better than having herpes.

[Kitsa]

I had a dream last night that my cat had all four claws dug into the ceiling, eating paint or drywall or whatever the ceiling's made of, and when I called his name he twisted his head around like that baby in Trainspotting and stared at me.

Ugh.

[Otto]

I had a dream like that, only it was my dog clinging to the ceiling and when I called his name he twisted his head around and barked at me, but instead of making a bark sound it just went "Souls!"

I just finished a couple of dried apple heads, I'll try to post them soon.

[Amberjhons]

Maybe I AM A SPAMBOT ;)

[Zhukov]

Maybe not.

[stevetothepast]

take it or leave it really.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ELX, can I have a picture?

[RaNkeri]

Domino, Mother ******!

[Colonel Flagg]

You channelling Danny, there, 10K? :séance

[Dixie]

RAGING PIZZAHOLIC

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What ever happened to Danny?

[Dixie]

who the fuck is danny?

[Zhukov]

Liquidstatistics.

[elx]

ELX, can I have a picture?
http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/Untitled-2.png


that kind of picture? :(

[The Leader]

I want one please. :)

[Kitsa]

Am I alone in believing that Goldfish crackers taste like nothing in particular and are not nearly as remarkable as they're made out to be?

[Dixie]

I fucking hate those cracker ass crackers

[Dixie]

and i'm not too fond of cheez-its either

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/Untitled-2.png


that kind of picture? :(

I'm not sure. My work internet explorer doesn't let certain pictures show up. Thank you though :)


I also do not like cheez-its or goldfish or cheese in a can.

String cheese is the bomb though.

[Zhukov]

You got a pretty awesome picture there. May I have one too, please? :\

[elx]

I want one please. :)
http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/ducks1.png

You got a pretty awesome picture there. May I have one too, please? :\
most definitely, but right now i have to go back to school work. :(

p.s - theleader, sorry, couldn't think of anything else, but the affection is still there!

[Dimnos]

or cheese in a can.



WTF?! Your not human!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol, I'm not a lot of things. I'm just not a fan of things that come in tubes....or mayo.

[Tadao]

STOP DISCOURAGING JAKE YOU FAGS!

[captain516]

Jake actually seems like a decent guy. Hell, if he's serious about the book thing, that's even better. Johnny C and 90'schild on the other hand..

[Tadao]

He's already been published. He was some kind of kid genius writer or some shit.

[Dimnos]

Jake has already been published? Is it on Amazon?

[Tadao]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/a1z/nano_07_winner_large.gif

I don't know what for though.

http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=1187919

[Otto]

So you have to finish the story in "The Unwritten Book?" I hop it's like Madlibs!

Edit: Wait, it's just 666 blank pages? How fucking lazy can you get?!

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/bunnylick.gif

[Tadao]

OH COME ON! THAT IS THE GREATEST GIF EVER!

[captain516]

aaaaaaaaaaawwww

[Zhukov]

The last self proclaimed kid genius to grace these forums was a complete pompus wind-bag. Jake doesn't really seem so inclined, and that hurts his chances of joining this so called community.

[elx]

i-mockery has a genius highschool boy? :love

edit: oh i see, nevermind. :(

[Tadao]

He's not self proclaimed. But I'm sure his mom tells him that a lot.

[Zhukov]

i-mockery has a genius highschool boy? :love

edit: oh i see, nevermind. :(

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14260 He would have liked you elx.

Also, Tadao, I didn't say JAKE was self proclaimed - I just said he wasn't too far up himself. If you talk to him on MSN or whatever, tell him to come back to these forums, but just do so with a more relaxed attitude that is far more open to sarcasm and jibes. But I'm sure you've already done that.

[Tadao]

I'm gonna give him some time and then talk to him. I guess the reason why I created that thread is so that people don't jump all over him if he does decide to jump magically re appear.

[Otto]

Here are those dried apple heads I talked about. I need to find some fabric so I can make some bodies for them.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/apples.jpg

[Tadao]

Those look cool, how long till they go rotten and atract flies? Or is something done in the process that preserves them?

[Otto]

I shellac them to prevent rotting and they're bathed in salt water and hung over a hot lamp for a week to draw out any moisture, but from what I've seen in antique ones they eventually turn black.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

that kind of picture? :(


:love That's the best thing ever.

[Esuohlim]

ELX MAKE ME A PICTURE TOO >:

And keep in mind that Grislygus made me one a few years back that was great, so this better be too. >:

Also keep in mind that if you were a few years older or I was a few years younger and if you dug guys with noodle arms we totally could hook up internet-style :eyebrows

BUT CONSIDERING THAT'S NOT THE CASE I'LL HAVE TO ENDLESSLY QUEST FOR SHRUBFEST'S LOVE :tear

WHERE'S MY PICTURE >:

[Esuohlim]

And keep in mind that Grislygus made me one a few years back that was great, so this better be too. >:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Milhouse.png

I miss Grislygus :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

i-mockery has a genius highschool boy? :love

Nice to meet you, too. :smugdog:

[Esuohlim]

I-Mockery also has a transsexual, a lazy-eyed negro, and a Kiwi with extremely low self-esteem :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

the kiwi with a low self-esteem may also be a tranny :(

[Esuohlim]

The lazy-eyed negro could also have low self-esteem :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

my god :(

[Esuohlim]

:(

[DevilWearsPrada]

I-mockery is the saddest board

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I-mockery is missing something though.

One Pub Lover.

Reward: ???

[Aaarg]

I have sore thumbs because yesterday I beat Blaster Master.
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/bm2.gif
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/bm3.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

I-mockery is missing something though.

One Pub Lover.

Reward: ???

We're missing a lot more than that, 10K. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Missing: one Pac-Man :(

Reward: :)

[Tadao]

http://blindflaneur.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/paul_strand_blind_1916.jpg

[MarioRPG]

I have sore thumbs because yesterday I beat Blaster Master.

Awesome! I always end up bored after the second or third boss.

[Tadao]

I am obtaining this today.

www.outfoxed.org

[Aaarg]

Growing up I always fucked up at the third boss (the VARIOUS BOXES FUUUUUCK), and then when I got big into the NES as a senior in high school I'd mess up at the fourth level boss (I think I got to area five once or twice back then but the game's difficulty gets pretty rough). I'm really bad at bosses.

Yesterday, with the help of using save states before the bosses, I beat the game.

[executioneer]

did you know if you hit pause just as a grenade's going off and damaging certain bosses it will continue to damage it until you take pause off

it can really help!

[Aaarg]

Actually yes I knew that. Makes the second boss and both incarnations of Fred easy-peasy!

I don't know that I've ever attempted to fight Fred. Whoops.

It's better off fighting them all, though, since the ones you can't cheat with end up throwing you off guard.

It's pretty hard to hit a tiny weak spot on an enemy when there are four bubbles bouncing in all different directions, especially when the hit detection on the grenades suck.

What a great game.

EDIT: also at one boss I paused it when I'd hit him, but he had also hit me. That trick works both ways, as I watched my health slowly deplete!

[Aaarg]

Well, looks like the rest of my night will be spent playing Megaman 9 and not getting high later on.

HOW DO YU`ALL LIKES MY NEW AVATAR

[The Leader]

It makes me feel special. :)

[Tadao]

I need more pics of Leader and Kitsa's dog.

[The Leader]

Hold on, photobucket is always slow for me, though. :'(

[Aaarg]

This dog is actually at the window currently. He's found out that we hang out in this room every night so he stays at this window. I looked over and he had jumped up on the sill.

"Listen to me, buddy, listen--listen to me. You--you're my best friend, you know that? Listen, you're my best friend, you've got to--you've just got to get down from there. No, no, don't scratch on the screen, that's not what friends do, buddy. Listen, you're a good guy, all right?"

Fuck, I'm stupid.

MEGAMANNINE ON THE OTHER HAND IS FUCKING TITS.

[Esuohlim]

Maybe it's just me not liking animals that much but it always struck me as strange that Tadao was like Jeanette X's male counterpart when it came to FLUFFY WUFFY ANIMALS :vomit

[Aaarg]

No way, animals are totally cool and totally cute.

[Esuohlim]

No way my heart goes totally soft for some white ducks but other than that I don't know man :(

http://www.clarencecourt.co.uk/images/duck02.jpg

[Aaarg]

diff strokes, diff folks

i currently am drunk and have a cat lying on my chest and purring.

FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tadao]

Maybe it's just me not liking animals that much but it always struck me as strange that Tadao was like Jeanette X's male counterpart when it came to FLUFFY WUFFY ANIMALS :vomit

It's the Jap girl in me.

[Dixie]

KAWAIIIIIIII

[Esuohlim]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6397/90666828.jpg
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8603/90390188.jpg
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5706/56736935.jpg
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1788/57459549.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6631/90559158.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6111/67493048.jpg
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8204/47305717.jpg
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2972/97850037.jpg
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/976/42631158.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/192/64668615.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

never you mind, I mussed up

[Guitar Woman]

My cat could eat your dogs. >:

[Zhukov]

Jeanete X loves all animals, not just the cute ones. In fact, she seems to have a certain pride in animals that are either incredibly disgusting, or can seriously fuck you up.

I always saw a slight disdain for the fluffy wuffy ones though.

[Aaarg]

pixxxxxxx

I see a guy who used to post on GameFAQs and a guy who's desperately trying to look like Les Claypool but failing.

[MarioRPG]

Some real winners in there milhouse.

[Dixie]

i want to punch each of them, the one that doesn't flinch gets kicked in the balls

[Dimnos]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SoeWq23yBZI/AAAAAAABEnQ/A_Ehu9jQwP0/s640/80987o98y6uitjuytg.jpg

Mexicans :lol

[Kitsa]

I've been reading a really interesting book on public executions (I collect fucked-up history books). Among other things, it says...

- in the Tyburn days in England, there would be a command for people to remove their hats as the condemned approached the scaffold. It wasn't out of respect for the dying criminal, but rather so everyone could get a good view.

- It used to be customary to allow condemned prisoners to have a drink at every pub on the way to the execution site, and that's where the expression "one for the road" is supposed to have come from....

- And during the period in Germany where beheadings with a short, rounded sword were common, one punishment was to lead the prisoner to believe they were going to die and then reprieve them at the last minute. By that, I mean they were allowed to prepare for death, got trussed-up, went to the execution site, knelt down, were blindfolded, and waited. The executioner would start swinging the sword over his head to build up speed. The prisoner would be kneeling there, hearing the sword swing. Then the executioner would either lop off the head or swing the sword harmlessly over top of the head. The prisoner didn't know he'd been reprieved until he'd already gone through the torture of hearing the executioner power up and everything.

Now that's pretty fucked-up. And this was way before Hitler.

[Dixie]

i'd like to imagine Colonel Klink faking out someone with a sword like that

[Dimnos]

- And during the period in Germany where beheadings with a short, rounded sword were common, one punishment was to lead the prisoner to believe they were going to die and then reprieve them at the last minute. By that, I mean they were allowed to prepare for death, got trussed-up, went to the execution site, knelt down, were blindfolded, and waited. The executioner would start swinging the sword over his head to build up speed. The prisoner would be kneeling there, hearing the sword swing. Then the executioner would either lop off the head or swing the sword harmlessly over top of the head. The prisoner didn't know he'd been reprieved until he'd already gone through the torture of hearing the executioner power up and everything.


This might actually have been a good way of scaring them into not doing whatever they did again. You came this F-ing close to having your head lobbed off and probably shat yourself in front of the entire town. DONT DO IT AGAIN.

[Otto]

I remember reading that in medieval Germany if you got caught several times for being drunk in public they would lock you in this barrel with legholes and a neckhole cut into it and you just had to walk around without the use of your arms and your waste would just accumulate in the barrel.

[Zhukov]

- And during the period in Germany where beheadings with a short, rounded sword were common, one punishment was to lead the prisoner to believe they were going to die and then reprieve them at the last minute. By that, I mean they were allowed to prepare for death, got trussed-up, went to the execution site, knelt down, were blindfolded, and waited. The executioner would start swinging the sword over his head to build up speed. The prisoner would be kneeling there, hearing the sword swing. Then the executioner would either lop off the head or swing the sword harmlessly over top of the head. The prisoner didn't know he'd been reprieved until he'd already gone through the torture of hearing the executioner power up and everything.

Now that's pretty fucked-up. And this was way before Hitler.


Yeah, I guess that is pretty hilarious, until the condemmed person realises they have nothing to lose, so tell the Kaiser to "Lichten mein asch" and the executioner is all like "oooh, shit son, we were just about to let you go!"

[Red Scout]

Hey knuckle head. You want somma this?

[Red Scout]

Shut the hell up, Chucklenuts. I OWN you!

[Red Scout]

Spy sucks, Medics a Deutsch-bag, and Fahget fatty.


I'm the real deal.

[executioneer]

hangie your character is dummmmmmm

[Tadao]

I think I'm in love! :love

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/barneyfrank4.jpg

nYlZiWK2Iy8

[Aaarg]

I'm in a right foul mood tonight.

I should have been asleep hours ago.

[Dimnos]

That dude is awesome. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i'd like to imagine Colonel Klink faking out someone with a sword like that


You know it would end up botched though.

[Tadao]

Oh, god, now Tadao will start doing those pictures :(

I see them as picture of hope!

[Kitsa]

asha, hope, cute pun.

I found out I have a fun new possibly-skin-cancer on my shoulder that will have to be surgically removed in a few months :(

[Otto]

That sucks. For a while I had a big black splotch on the front of my big toe, but I cut it off with a razor blade and it turned out to be ink that had somehow gotten soaked into the dead skin.

[Kitsa]

I figured something would go awry sooner or later because I'm extremely fair-skinned and I've had radiation therapy. My dad started getting his around my age.

The problem is that my mom had most of her back removed because of the malignant version of the same tumor. :/ Brought on by radiation therapy for another cancer she had.

The weird thing is that it's barely noticeable, most people would dismiss it as a flesh-colored mole.

Fuck cancer and fuck the shit it keeps dredging up. >:

[MetalMilitia]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5271/19368.jpg

[Tadao]

Hahahahaha I hope that is a real pic.

[MetalMilitia]

I think it would be the worst moment in my life if i'd seen that and didn't have a camera.

[stevetothepast]

haha that's awesome.

[MajorScales]

That dude is awesome. :lol

That dude is awesome and I hope Obama uses his intellect as much as possible.

[MetalMilitia]

I just went to some world record attempt for fireworks. They were supposed to set off like 11k in 60 seconds but what seemed to happen was that the boat blew up and caught fire. Then everyone went home. :lol

[Tadao]

NO WAY! You should have brought a camera to an event like that. Did you? Or did it blow up before you got there?

[MetalMilitia]

No I was there. I'm not 100% sure it blew up yet but but it looked suspiciously like it did. I'll find out tomorrow on the local news. No camera though :(

[Wiffles]

Was it a cool explosion or a random fizzle? *_*

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/resources/images/1015079/?type=display

[Fathom Zero]

Well, 11k of fireworks blew up. And it looks a lot like less than 60 seconds.

[Wiffles]

thats pretty cool. Looks like a high speed capture of an A-bomb test

[Zhukov]

That's fantastic. Just to have known that their record atempt was a disaster has made me feel so much better about life.

[Kitsa]

if you have to fail, make it spectacular.

[MarioRPG]

Wish I could've been there for that.

[elx]

yay seakittens :3

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anyone else getting heavy rains from hurricane Bill?

[Esuohlim]

You can read about my experiences with HURRICANE BILL in my new blog! Check it out..lol

Status: Blogging.

Read about blogging in my new blog! #blogging

[The Leader]

I would like you to have a blog so that I may read about you. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Your story checks out.

[Sam]

I would eat a sea kitten.

[Esuohlim]

If wanted your life story Sam I'd read about it in your blog >:

[Sam]

MILHOUSE IF I WANTED TO HEAR SHIT FROM YOU I'D STICK A MICROPHONE UP YOUR ASS >:

[Wiffles]

Dont argue with Sam, or he will bring in his massive army of characters as fire support O.o

[elx]

I would eat a sea kitten.
nuh uh sam you'll get swine flu :(

[executioneer]

I ALREADY DONT LIKE FISH

they need to find a way to cute up cows + pigs, wth vegrans

[Wiffles]

Pig = MudBunnie
Cow = PasturePuppy

I should work for Peta O.O

[Esuohlim]

You suck, Wiffles

[Wiffles]

Im very sorry ;__;

[Otto]

cow= flavorbaby

[Colonel Flagg]

If God had not intended for humans to eat meat, He wouldn't have created so many tasty animals.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm doing my part by eating the animals. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. :\

[elx]

Anyone else getting heavy rains from hurricane Bill?
we had two rainbows today and now it's storming scary out :(

[MattJack]

MUSTARD IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL

TRUFACTZ

[Sam]

HEY MATTJACK REMEMBER THAT INDIAN GIRL?

SHE LIKED HER MUSTARD

ESPECIALLY ON SOME SAUSAGE ;) ;) ;)

[executioneer]

ok next time i sing t.n.t. by ac/dc at kareoke SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE THERE RECORDING IT FUCK DAMNIT

[Zhukov]

I was lying in bed this morning absolutely wrecked with tiredness (2 and a half hours sleep) and thinking to myself that I should just call in sick to work because I can't be arsed getting up. Unfortunately for me I am a super nice guy, and the guilt of leaving my two co-workers under staffed and super busy forced me to get up and drag myself to work.

When I got there I found out that one of the shitting bastards had called in sick, and the other one was "car broken down but still on the way!" and never bothered turning up after that. PISH. Off fishing more like.

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/SADFACE.png

:(

[Zhukov]

I don't even know what that is.

[Otto]

That dissected fish looks mildly annoyed.

[Sam]

Sea Kitten actually makes a fish sound more delicious to me.

[Sam]

If they didn't want people to eat fish they should name them something like "Exploding Rectal Boils"

[executioneer]

yeah something gross

[The Leader]

Don't many companies name their food products something cute to sell more? And they have cute mascots of the animal that is being killed and consumed too.

If they are renamed sea kittens, then our oceans will soon be empty.

[Tadao]

Sorry Charlie!

http://eatmywords.typepad.com/eat_my_words_the_dish/images/2007/10/14/e1185852202.jpg

[Kitsa]

If they were renamed Sea Kittens, the fish-processing companies would just buy rights to the Friskies can labels and change a few words.

[executioneer]

plus there's the whole kitten/cat/pussy thing to consider

YEAH MAN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND EAT SOME SEA PUSSY :jerkoff

[Wiffles]

Woudnt want to choke on a hairball now would we ^^

[Tadao]

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

http://imgur.com/VRNd1.jpg

[Kitsa]

It's so true.

[Colonel Flagg]

Fish time is success time.

http://www.yuwanmei.com/

[Tadao]

Isn't that the fake company that bought the Onion?

[Guitar Woman]

I like colbert's suggestion that we just start dining on land fish

[executioneer]

oh man PETA is totally being racist against river fish :o

[Aaarg]

peter murphy (singer from bauhaus) sounds, to me, like what ziggy stardust would have sounded like had he come from hell rather than outer space.

basically he sounds like goth david bowie.

and it's fucking outstanding.

bauhaus was a great band.

[kahljorn]

I PRONOUNCE IT BOAT HOUSE

[Dixie]

damn the paper just arrived

[kahljorn]

WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THAT

YOU GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST PEOPLE DELIVERING PAPERS? ITS JUST THEIR JOB YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

[Esuohlim]

its cold outside

[Zhukov]

Put a fucking jacket on, you'll freeze to death.

[executioneer]

KAHJLORN LETS BE FRIENDS

[Aaarg]

kaljohn doesnt like friends

[The Leader]

It's because he doesn't have any. >:

[Max Radical]

The "sea kitten" is such an amazing parody of all the bad elements of PETA, and what's even more awesome is they're doing it themselves.

Immediate impression of certain words matters more than actual facts
Frankly admitting they only care about the cute animals
Attempts to redefine reality
Assumption that you'll actually follow their insane logic four steps and then try to argue in the magical fantasy land they've created for themselves

The worst thing is I know some real animal rights people (non-insane ones who protest against actual mistreatment of animals and won't try to mace you for eating, and even accept rational arguments on certain issues) and these nutbars give them a bad name.

[Dimnos]

Animals eat other animals: Fact. Humans are animals: Fact. Humans are omnivores: Fact.

Quit trying to change my nature PETA! >:

[elx]

the seakitten campaign was only intended to target children, you're safe lobsterfeet

[Dimnos]

Well... That was a close one then. :\

[Dixie]

i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.
it's princess bride, chocolate ice cream, and super absorbency tampons for you mister

[dirtyxblondexdame]

PETA's "Save the Whales" billboard (http://deceiver.com/2009/08/11/peta-takes-the-cake-with-save-the-whales-billboard/) caused a stir a while back, and now a gym in my city is taking the same advertising approach -- here's one of their signs verbatim:

"In the afternoons
do you get exercise
dodging harpoons?
Synergy Fitness"

funny, but probably not going to gain alot of fatties as customers.

edit: yes, i'm chubby, but i don't think i fit into the "mistaken for a whale category"

[kahljorn]

i think kahl needs to be put back on ritalin.
or maybe some midol, he's been moody lately.:rolleyes

SOMEONES BEING A JERK SO THEY MUST NEED DRUUUUGGGSSSS.

I think the real problem is that you have a giant stick up your ass that says, "PLEASE DO NOT BE NOT NICE (to my friends)"

[Dixie]

if i had a stick that big up my ass i'd probably be making more money :|

[Wiffles]

No, you'd be a popsicle ^.^

[kahljorn]

THE WORDS COULD BE WRITTEN IN TINY LETTERS.

ALSO IM SURE THERES PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO STICK HUGE THINGS IN THEIR ASS AND MAKE NO MONEY. MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO BE MORE OUTGOING.

[Sam]

Hey Kahl what's up :X

[kahljorn]

not much just chillin mostly how about you?

[Sam]

nothin mang got some whatups and i'm roooolllllliiiiinnnn along

are you barbecuing some good ass food? :(

[kahljorn]

no but i did last night :D

I got some what ups myself

[Sam]

:D

i want some barbecue mang

[kahljorn]

you should make some bbq and marinate your chicken with beer and chicken broth for a couple of days and then coat it in bbq sauce for a day and thennnn bbq it

[Wiffles]

:D

i want some barbecue mang

Youre not from Miami =X

[Sam]

WIFFLES SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I AM HAVING A QUIET CONVERSATION WITH MY BEST FRIEND STEWART AND YOU ARE FUCKING UP MY MOOD

P.S. STEWART THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

[kahljorn]

ITS DELICIOUS AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY ABOUT IT

LATELY I HAVE ALSO BEEN BBQIN SQUASH TO MY OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION.

[Sam]

I'LL BBQ THE SHIT OUT OF SOME SQUASH AND EAT THAT SHIT YYYYYUUUMMM

[kahljorn]

AND WATERMELONS :(

[elx]

lol guys if you dip a pencil in water a GIANT droplet forms and it just sits there like a bubble but it doesnt pop and if you move it it moves but it doesnt break and if you turn it upside down it flips and you can watch it it never moves and goes away

[Tadao]

Well Himmler was really serious about the occult stuff. They had secret occult rituals deep beneath his lair called Castle Wolfenstein. ^^

Oh man, I just saw what looks like a new Wolfenstein on sale at Target.

[kahljorn]

ive been seeing ads for it like crazy on hulu :(

[Wiffles]

Yeah I been wanting to pick that up too. I played the first one a long time ago, scared the bejeesus outa me. Cause nazis and zombies are just adorable ^.^

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/lynnbo.jpg
she was shaved; she was spayed.

[kahljorn]

AAARRRRGGGHHHH

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