I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MetalMilitia]

:x

[liquidstatik]

MM you're not doin it right still i mean you can't just jump into soemthing you're not used to it's cool to go at your own pace this isnt' acompetition

[Pub Lover]

THIS THREAD ISN'T THE TOILET, PUB :(

With things like the last page, your balls must be huge to make such an untenable lie.

[liquidstatik]

they're alright

[wobzire]

So would you recommend I download some of their stuff on limewire then?

[liquidstatik]

http://www.rhfweb.com/p13.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[MetalMilitia]

we all came out to montreux
on the lake geneva shoreline
to make records with a mobile
we didnt have much time
frank zappa and the mothers
were at the best place around

http://www.conted.und.edu/ddp/img/ASD-child8.jpg

but some stupid with a flare gun
burned the place to the ground
smoke on the water, fire in the sky

http://www.imcbrokers.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/asd-tug-poseidon-stevns-icequeen.jpg

they burned down the gambling house
it died with an awful sound
funky claude was running in and out
pulling kids out the ground
when it all was over
we had to find another place
but swiss time was running out
it seemed that we would lose the race
smoke on the water, fire in the sky

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/lild_2010/asd.jpg

we ended up at the grand hotel
it was empty cold and bare
but with the rolling truck stones thing just outside
making our music there
with a few red lights and a few old beds
we make a place to sweat
no matter what we get out of this
i know well never forget
smoke on the water, fire in the sky

http://chinalawyerblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/asd.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

i have sex with three of thoise picturs guess whcih

[MetalMilitia]

:x

[liquidstatik]

:lol :eek

[liquidstatik]

i ahve to go to work now bye!

[Pub Lover]

MM, you're emulating Hickman not LiquidStatik. :eek

i have sex with three of thoise picturs guess whcih

The boat, the school table, and the ice sculpture. You have an inanimate object fetish.

[MetalMilitia]

MM, you're emulating Hickman not LiquidStatik. :eek


I wouldn't know - I blocked him ages ago :eek :x

[Kitsa]

Pub Lover always be hatin'. And always be quotin'.

[Pub Lover]

Ignore me too! :D

Please. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover always be hatin'. And always be quotin'.

Did someone invent a meaning for hate they didn't tell me about?

As for the quoting; YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FACE ALREADY, IT'S AN EASE OF COMPREHENSION ISSUE, FAGGOTBRAIN.

[Kitsa]

*huggles*

[MattJack]

MM I bought Company of Heroes because you recommended it

Ive been playing the shit out of it and fu*kin luv it.

thnx bruh

[Pub Lover]

;)
I demand this faggotry to stop!

CURSE YOU, INTERNET PEOPLE! CURSE YOUR UNCEASING FAGGOTRY! CURSE YOUR NOT AGREEING WITH MY OPINION!

[MetalMilitia]

MM I bought Company of Heroes because you recommended it

Ive been playing the shit out of it and fu*kin luv it.

thnx bruh

Yeah it's an awesome game. I basically ruined my second year of uni because I was so addicted to playing co-op skirmishes with my then housemate.
:(

[MattJack]

I have neglected all my friends for the last 3 days because my buddy and I picked it up. Kinda turned into a shut in for the weekend :(

My fav team is the Brits so far.

[MetalMilitia]

The Brits are great once you get dug in but I've lost so many times just because I wasn't able to get my defences up quickly enough, the troops are really expensive too so you have to be a bit careful how you use them.

I like playing as the Germans from the original game best as within about 2 minutes you can have the whole map covered with MG42s killzones and Stug tanks. They have the best artillery too with V2 rockets, fire-storms and such.

[MattJack]

With the Brits it seems like you have to pay a little bit more attention to your squads, but they are so versatile. Plus if you are playing annihilation you can just camp so easily after about the first 3rd of the game. A well placed 17 Pounder really hurts the Germans' feelings I've come to find.

The Germans have ridiculous tanks at end game though :(

And fuck the motorbikes that annoy the piss out of you the whole game.

[Pub Lover]

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy

[Pub Lover]

I've had my lungs checked out with X rays

[Pub Lover]

I've smelled the hospital hallways

[Pub Lover]

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

[Pub Lover]

Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

[Pub Lover]

Times when the day is like a play by Sartre

[Pub Lover]

When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order

[Pub Lover]

I gave the doctor my description

[Pub Lover]

I've tried to stick to my prescription

[Pub Lover]

Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback

[Pub Lover]

I could change the test results that I will get back

[Pub Lover]

I've watched the summer evenings pass by

[Pub Lover]

I've heard the rattle in my bronchi...

[ElPila666]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

Afternoons will be measured out

[Pub Lover]

Measured out, measured with

[Pub Lover]

Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot

[Pub Lover]

:hypno

Really? If you're not being serious, then don't do it.

Also, Hello El Pila.

[ElPila666]

Sorry pubs, i felt that i ruined your serious post stuff :(

[Pub Lover]

Haha @ Pub's serious thread stuff.

You're forgiven, Sir.

Now, how are you doing?

[liquidstatik]

are you as sad of a guy as you let on elpila :(

[Pub Lover]

This thread had entirely to few titties.

:boob :boob

[ElPila666]

Not much it's sunday so i been sleeping all day long

[Pub Lover]

SPARK UP AND JOIN THE PARTY!

[ElPila666]

:pagebrak

are you as sad of a guy as you let on elpila :(
Me don't understand 5 ys old slang :x
JK:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bobbyChariot.jpg

[Pub Lover]

El Pila, would you like to join my gang?

So far it is just Danny & me, but if you keep editing stuff, I'm sure I could figure a way to get you in with us.

[Pub Lover]

Not much it's sunday so i been sleeping all day long

That's what I do on sundays. :(

But in the future it's monday plus the end of the month, so I'm burning all my bandwidth downloading the internet.

Even though I keep buying new computers at a rate that exceeds my ability to pay for them, I never have the capacity to play the latest games that all of youse are talking about in the Games forum. I feel left out. :(

[Pub Lover]

are you as sad of a guy as you let on elpila :(

What meaning of sad are you using there? Unhappy, pathetic, or afflicted by a seasonal light-related disorder>

[Pub Lover]

I was watching a documentry about Jonestown last night. The places Jim Jones picked to move to were listed as the most likely to survive a nuclear war. Just a little further down the list was New Zealand. If only they hadn't killed that Senator, I could've joined People's Temple. :(

[Pub Lover]

BECAUSE IT TOTALLY WOULDN'T HAVE IMPLODED IN THE FIVE YEARS IT TOOK ME TO BE BORN. >:

[Pub Lover]

IT'S THE NINETEEN YEARS BY WHICH I HATED MYSELF ENOUGH TO WANT TO JOIN A CULT AFTER THAT I DOUBT IT'VE HELD OUT FOR. :(

[ElPila666]

IT'S THE NINETEEN YEARS BY WHICH I HATED MYSELF ENOUGH TO WANT TO JOIN A CULT AFTER THAT I DOUBT IT'VE HELD OUT FOR. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2007/armraised.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Go on, explain your point.

Otherwise, I will assume that you hate me.

And if you hate me, you can fuck off.

[ElPila666]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7163/gothkz5.gif

:lol

[ElPila666]

I love you Pubs, i want a poster of you in my room so i can worship it :worship

[bigtimecow]

yay for achewood

guys roast beef is getting married

[Pub Lover]

Right.

Up to now I've been a little wary of your broken english, and your obsession with marijuana, and the fact that you're probably a little retarded on top of those things, but if you don't cut this shit out, I'm not gonna like you anymore.

[ElPila666]

i was watching the old pages and stuff you guys should make a book or something there's more words than in the bible

http://i-mockery.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-8799-p-128.html

[Pub Lover]

yay for achewood

guys roast beef is getting married

Way to alienate your fanbase, Onstad. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

i was watching the old pages and stuff you guys should make a book or something there's more words than in the bible

http://i-mockery.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-8799-p-128.html

What the hell you doing reading the archive version, Llama-fucker?

[bigtimecow]

alienate? elaborate plz

[ElPila666]

What the hell you doing reading the archive version, Llama-fucker?
I was looking for some kiwi-raper pics >:

[Pub Lover]

I was looking for some kiwi-raper pics >:

DON'T! >:

[Pub Lover]

alienate? elaborate plz

I had hoped to allude to the idea that only 'no hope losers' read that particular comic.

Of course, you disprove that misconception. You and your fine young lady.

[Pub Lover]

Who happens to be fat.

[Pub Lover]

Just saying!

[bigtimecow]

:( that was rude pub, very rude

[Pub Lover]

I wasn't going to say it until I saw:

DON'T KNOW YOU EITHER BUT HIELLO

:)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bobbyChariot.jpg

[bigtimecow]

i fail to see the connection pub :(

[Pub Lover]

Well, I'm not going to tell you to look for it, as that would mean suffering the indignity of reading more of my posts, but I was very critical of Lord Sappington's idiocy displayed by his saying that he don't know a person and then saying hello.

It is a simple matter that requires little thought on the sides of the thread reader & the thread starter inorder for either to recognise that they do or do not know the other.

As an idiot, I feel little sympathy in being rude to you, becauseI can dish it out, but I certainly can't take it. So there you go, Sir.

[bigtimecow]

it wasn't really rude to me, because i love bigger girls

BUT ANYWAY the title of the thread is "Hi!" so i said hi

:( now everytime i make this face :( i'm promoting pub lover

:(

[bigtimecow]

pub let's talk about something else

i'm doing shrooms next week

[Pub Lover]

HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY! WOULD THAT MAKE YOU BASTARDS HAPPY? >:

No Pesos!

jesus Tadao, you are RACIST!

It's more Nationalist, which is still considered ok.

[bigtimecow]

i have to agree with you

but plz don't die i couldn't live with myself if i killed someone on the internet

[HickMan]

FUCK YALL

[Pub Lover]

THEN LAUGH AT MY JOKES, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T GET THEM, I JUST NEED YOUR APPROVAL! VALIDATE ME OR I'LL BE ALL MELODRAMITIC AND NOT POST FOR AS MANY MINUTES AS I CAN KEEP MYSELF AWAY BEFORE I NEED TO READ WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING ABOUT ME!

[bigtimecow]

it says you like me though

[bigtimecow]

THEN LAUGH AT MY JOKES, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T GET THEM, I JUST NEED YOUR APPROVAL! VALIDATE ME OR I'LL BE ALL MELODRAMITIC AND NOT POST FOR AS MANY MINUTES AS I CAN KEEP MYSELF AWAY BEFORE I NEED TO READ WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING ABOUT ME!

you're the one finding all my posts and using them against me >:

[bigtimecow]

fuck it, i'm taking you out of my sig i hate you i hate you i hate you

[Pub Lover]

but plz don't die i couldn't live with myself if i killed someone on the internet

So if I were to convince you that I had expired due to something that you had posted, you would take your life also?

Would there happen to be anyone in your life that would then in turn take their lives?

I like the idea of my death causing a cascade of woe across the world. :)

[Pub Lover]

fuck it, i'm taking you out of my sig i hate you i hate you i hate you

I've already screencapped & posted it.:lol

[bigtimecow]

when i was a little kid i imagined the world ending because one person pukes, grossing someone else out and making them puke, and grossing someone else out and making them puke, and eventually the whole world is puking and the earth is filled with puke and everyone drowns in it ew gross

[Pub Lover]

You were a talking dinosaur when you were a kid? :eek

[bigtimecow]

i'm da baby! :lol

[bigtimecow]

k i'm leaving bye fuck you

[wobzire]

Friends!

[HickMan]

FUCK YALL

[wobzire]

Oh my mistake.

[Pub Lover]

i'm da baby! :lol

:lol

[Pub Lover]

k i'm leaving bye fuck you

See Ya, Dude!

[Pub Lover]

FUCK YALL

YEAH, BABY! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

ALL NIGHT LOOOONG!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bobbyChariot.jpg

[Pub Lover]

more like girls gone retarded

Tautology. ;)

[liquidstatik]

What meaning of sad are you using there? Unhappy, pathetic, or afflicted by a seasonal light-related disorder>

idk he frowns a lot!

[Pub Lover]

Who doesn't? :eek

[liquidstatik]

i'm all about the smiles, myself :o

[Pub Lover]

MM was right though. You're forever posting the green X face.

[Tadao]

:x

[Pub Lover]

That is the one.

[liquidstatik]

yeah its a pretty fun face to use :O

[liquidstatik]

MM was making me life when he was trying to be unfunny/annoying, he shuld do that mkore often ;_;

[HickMan]

hey guys im goin back to bed I just got off work

[liquidstatik]

guys MTA:SA is so fun :(

[Fathom Zero]

I feel good today, guys.

[Esuohlim]

Not me I think I'm sick :liquidstatikemoticon

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Emu.

[wobzire]

How is everyone today?

[HickMan]

FUCK YOU

EDIT

F*CK YOU

[Esuohlim]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

How is everyone today?

¿

.

[liquidstatik]

:picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Five nights, no sleep, my mind's battered

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/girl_farting.gif

That girl's hot :x

Gary Busey is legitimately scary and I don't even think he was acting.
There are so many scary things about that guy beyond how he looks that I can't keep them in my head at the same time. As soon as I remember another item my brain saves me by deleting the last one but three.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

I just watched this for the first time. It is distilled 80's Awesome and I demand a sequel be made. Hell, I want every movie to use it as a template. :eek
I just watched Shoot 'Em Up. Needed more synth powercords.

[Kitsa]

This link is for you, Pub...

http://www.buseyworld.com/garyquotes.htm

[Pub Lover]

You know that feeling when you eat ice cream too quickly? Brainfreeze? Reading that page gives me that feeling.

[Pub Lover]

I'm kidding, it's actually a migraine.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bobbyChariot.jpg

[MattJack]

no

[MattJack]

yes

[WhiteRat]

life is short
and then you die
fuck the world
let's all get high

[bigtimecow]

higgh high high ihgiih

[Fathom Zero]

Now I feel like shit.

One more year.

[RaNkeri]

Shit. I failed this year's exam :(

Looking forward for next year's exam

[Fathom Zero]

Let's hope it wasn't an English exam.

[RaNkeri]

If you have something to say about my grammar, feel free to do so ;)

[Sethomas]

Today I had friends come over to my place.

I'm not sure why, but except for my cousin this hasn't happened in an absolutely platonic context/mindset in a long, long time.

It was a boyfriend/girlfriend couple I've known for some time. I talked to the female for a long time as one of those "romantic pursuit, maybe? someday? perhaps?" things before she got really attached to her boyfriend. I talk to her occasionally online and then they come over together and the boyfriend and I just bullshit for hours about esoteric stuff while she stares at my walls. It's great.

Tonight we were talking about science and technology. When I mentioned that scientists had, years ago, magnetized a spider, he mentioned that it's theoretically possible to permanently magnetize a human body. I pointed out that, despite what you'd think from MRI scans, this would actually kill you because of interference with the ionization principles that keep the heart pumping. But, I offered that a human cadaver could potentially be magnetized.

I then threw out the idea that you could teach kids about magnetic polarity by iron filing demonstrations that show that the corpse's nipple area is in the north pole, then once you cut the body in half, PRESTO! Now the nipple area is the SOUTH pole! Science is magic!

He then called me "a monster".

[Sethomas]

Sethomas: my myspace friend request thing
Sethomas: has such from people who call themselves "Clovis" and "Jesus"
Sethomas: personally, I think it would be cool if myspace ratified friendships I have with a Merovingian warlord-king AND the messianic ascetic who revolutionized western theodicy
Sethomas: but, the thing is,
Sethomas: both of these accounts have pictures of young women's asses associated with them
Sethomas: that just seems egregiously incongruous

[MetalMilitia]

Sethomas, as the forum theologian I have a question I hope you can answer for me:

If Jesus died for/to remove everyone's sins how come you still need to get baptised to remove original sin? It's probably a stupid question but it's been bugging me for a while.

[Sethomas]

See, that's actually a really fun question and there are amazingly elaborate/bizarre answers (cf. Anselm of Canterbury's Cur Deus Homo) and and lots and lots of painfully boring ones (cf. anything written by John Calvin).

The convention answers are all centered around the idea that God offered Jesus as a sacrifice (to whom... the GODS??) in order to atone for mankind's falling. Jesus' death was never intended to be taken as a free pass to heaven for all humanity just because it happened, it was taken as like a gesture to legitimize man's quest for salvation in earnest. Simply put, man is so depraved in his natural state--BC or AD--that he can never DESERVE heaven. Jesus' death did not "remove" original sin per se (it's often simplified as saying it that way, so I'm not calling you out on saying it "wrong"), he merely came in to establish that original sin was no longer an end-all conclusion that bars people from eternal salvation. Hence, it's worth noting that the Old Testament Jewish culture sometimes referenced an afterlife, but in general it's clear that Judaism up to Jesus did not believe in an afterlife at all for the most part.

Convention: original sin says that everyone goes to hell. Jesus dying makes it not quite that bad; now you can work really hard and maybe not go to hell.

Okay! So, here's my take on it:
The early Jesus movement, known to us by literature written in the period from 10-70 years after his death, all has this overbearing theme that Jesus dying was a necessity for human salvation. Every age since then has taken it upon themselves explain what the hell that actually means and why.
It was Jesus' responsibility to take a few grains of truth from the classical, pre-Rabbinical Jewish religion and mold them into something that would better suit a more advanced, sociologically adept civilization. Genesis was written for rubes walking around aimlessly in the desert, Revelations was written for a fledgling movement being oppressed by a mighty formal empire.

The historical implausibility of the Jesus movement cannot be overstated and nobody's stating it. The secular camp doesn't say it because it seems to legitimize a historical person as being a theological image, and the religious camp doesn't say it because it calls his divinity into a scrutinized light that makes them uncomfortable. To culminate roughly seventy years of militaristic messianic expectation, to look no further than anti-Roman apocalyptic fervor, with the message "render unto Caesar what is Caesar's" and "turn the other cheek" is the most baffling historical fluke possible.

The Gospels were written with the agenda of making the Jewish authorities look bad regarding Jesus' death (to call them anti-Semitic in this historical framework is non sequitur) but his actual death would have been completely nonchalant for the perpetrating Romans and a tipid roll of the eyes for mainstream Judaism. But the fact that Jesus as a historical character literally threw himself to death on a cross just so that people would take him seriously with a message that nobody on earth wanted to hear... that to me is absolutely amazing in a purely historical framework. It was literally the best PR move in history.

To me, you can kind of put that together into this idea that Jesus died senselessly with the goal in mind that people would take his message seriously.

[MetalMilitia]

I see, thanks.

[wobzire]

The more you know!

[Asila]

Genuine thank-yous to Seth.

I probably have to go back to school in the fall >:

[Kitsa]

Over the weekend we went to a nature preserve for a hike. It was a prairie trail and there were all of these teeny juvenile toads all over the gravel (probably drawn to the warmth). I picked up and photographed several of them and skipped off in the benevolent afterglow of having communed with nature.

Then I got home and saw that my garage glue trap (intended to catch a very large and elusive spider) had instead trapped a baby toad.

I suck :(

[Tadao]

This is kinda a big story outside of the US that has been running all year. Tsvangirai did very well in the original election as he won it, but the Mugabe regime refused to release the vote count. Mugabe scared Tsvangirai into pulling out of the race? Family, friends and supporters of the MDC party were murdered, tortured and imprisoned. As well as noting that the election couldn't be free or fair, Tsvangirai hoped to end the attacks, but such violence continues even after the 'declared' end to elections. The calls for external interference came from Tsvangirai, who I personally view as the true democraticaly elected leader of Zimbabwe. Of course, I think the same of Aung San Suu Kyi in Burma.

The irony is that former Prime Minister of Rhodesia Ian Smith was right that black rule wouldn't help the plight of it's people. :(

Wow!

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, shut up. Jackass. I've already mentioned that bullshit in here & got shot down by MattJack.

[liquidstatik]

FIEEEEESSTTYY

[Pub Lover]

I got slighty confused, OK?

I thought for a second that there remained a place on the forums for that sort of shit, but of course that is no longer the case, as Tadao so eloquently pointed out. It's all idiocy and emoticons now. >:

[Pub Lover]

Hey Guys I my Grandpas visiting all the way from Manitoba! :eek

MY HAIR LOOKED GROSS TODAY
BUT W/E

>:

You have NO IDEA how huge his hands are.



really.



btw this is my favorite thread

:eek

only cause it's the best thread :O

fucking hiccups >:

im downloading the pink floyd discography :eek

afk tho i need a cig :O

noone will ever know like you will, doopa :lol i bet he was the pick of the litter huh!?

That's it. I'm going to bed. To hell with this.

Who remembers that movie ROBERT CARR: PICK OF THE LITTER

heres a synopsis from imdb in case you don't:

In this sequel to ROBERT CARR: TEACHER (note from jixby that is the first movie where he gets transferred from a prestegious private school to the inner-city school and turns the lives of his kids around) Robert Carr (played by elliott gould) is a pompous school teacher who works at an inner-city school where the teachers just stoped caring. When a fantastic scholarship oppertunity comes to his class to be awarded to the most deserving student, he is at a loss for what to do, since he made all the students straight A students in the first movie now, and in his dyes they ALL deserve the scholarship. So he holds a decathalon that includes ball-room dancing, pie-eating contests, and other stupid bullshit. does anyone rise to the challenge? ps this is the one where he gets his dick sucked by the pretty lady teacher

Directors Trademark [Unknown]: Misspelled Credit Sequences

Well, the mad magazine parody of this movie would be called

ROGER BARR: PICK OF THE NOSE all with a funny picture of him picking his nose with his freakishly large

Larry David still sucks.

40:20 whooo 10 times the 4:20. TEN TIMES THE STONED :hypno

I thought it was guitar woman so i looked at the photobucket account and it turned out to be Gorlax :/

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c366/khanzadianvrej/

It's like a museum for all internet fagotry.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c366/khanzadianvrej/1161919834837.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/news/060213/jsweetin2.jpg

How rude! :posh
What did you think of the Pink Floyd, Danny? :x

[liquidstatik]

:picklehat

[liquidstatik]

I really like pink floyd :x

[Pub Lover]

:picklehat

THAT GOOD? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bobbyChariot.jpg

[liquidstatik]

p.s. pub this is the CHAT ROOM thread so i treat it as such sorry if you dont approvef!

[Pub Lover]

I really like pink floyd :x

THAT WAS A GOOD DOWNLOAD IN THAT CASE! :eek

[MattJack]

Yeah, shut up. Jackass. I've already mentioned that bullshit in here & got shot down by MattJack.


I didn't shoot you down man. I was just being sarcastic about him

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. pub this is the CHAT ROOM thread so i treat it as such sorry if you dont approvef!

Pub's Approval? :lol

[Pub Lover]

I didn't shoot you down man. I was just being sarcastic about him

:domo

[liquidstatik]

so you approve?

[liquidstatik]

:posh

[Pub Lover]

so you approve?

:domo

[liquidstatik]

this cd crack works for like a day then stops dfoskdfal >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Canada Day!

[ElPila666]

It's winter in here, and i feel sick i've lost my smell sence, so when i smoke weed i can't feel it taste in my tooth or it sweet flavour, i can't enjoy the trip anymore, i wonder how much this sickness gonna last, is it god punishing me?, at leat aweful smells doesn't bothered me anymore, but if i never enjoy pot again, i'm gonna commit suicide so you Pubs gonna be happy ever after :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Smoking when you're sick never seems to work, drinking hard liquor makes you feel better though.

[ElPila666]

oh that sounds interesting, i'll try it tonight, because i need i trip in my head so bad :)

[Pub Lover]

i'm gonna commit suicide so you Pubs gonna be happy ever after :(

THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME DNACING ON YOUR GRAVE.

[Kitsa]

The ice cream truck just went by again. I noticed it always plays the same song. I wonder how many people go insane driving those things.

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/383__1_large.jpg

[HickMan]

My ice cream truck plays the theme to "The Sting"! I love it! :)

[bigtimecow]

i'm feeling angry today grrr >:

[Guitar Woman]

the beach has this theraputic quality I can't pinpoint exactly, but I love it :<

[bigtimecow]

so are you saying i should go there to calm down? >:

[Pub Lover]

i'm feeling angry today grrr >:

Did you get fired from Starbucks?

[Emu]

I've been checking this thread all day for a happy birthday post but I have yet to find one >:

[bigtimecow]

i don't work at starbucks, i teach kids how to build robots :glasses

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bobbyChariot.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I've been checking this thread all day for a happy birthday post but I have yet to find one >:

Happy Birthday, Emu.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU :picklehat
I hope you learn to read on your special day. :(

[Pub Lover]

i teach kids how to build robots :glasses

Do they then make them parade and wave flags?

[Pub Lover]

the beach has this theraputic quality I can't pinpoint exactly, but I love it :<

Is it the naked ladies? And no, they don't want to be pricked by your pinpoint.

[Tadao]

as Tadao so eloquently pointed out. It's all idiocy and emoticons now. >:

did I?

[WhiteRat]

fuck you guys i'm outta here

[Tadao]

For reals

[Pub Lover]

My copy of photoshop won't open. Nor will paint. I... I'm without an image editor. I even tried the cheesy nobrand one that came with my digicam. So, you're spared seeing spoons badly cut&pasted onto the face of Alanis Morissette. And I don't lose half an hour to a stupid reference you won't get.

I feel cheated. :(

[Pub Lover]

fuck you guys i'm outta here

GOODBYE JERKDOUGLAS! WE'LL REMEMBER THE SPIDERFIGHTS, BUT NOT YOU! GOOD LUCK NOT BEING SUCKY ON THE INTERNET!

[Guitar Woman]

haha w/e pub I don't even like girls

It could be all the black russians and bad cigars I'm swilling I guess :(

[Pub Lover]

haha w/e pub I don't even like girls

It could be all the black russians and bad cigars I'm swilling I guess :(

Sometimes I just want to kiss you so much.

[Guitar Woman]

:)

[Pub Lover]

Gently cupping and a tender kiss without end.

[Guitar Woman]

The forums, which reside on I-Mockery.net (http://www.i-mockery.net/), have always been a hotspot for a wide variety of people, many of which who come simply to argue with others for the sake of some good laughs. For years, it was well-known that any newcomers would receive "the newbie beatdown" in which all the self-proclaimed "veteran" mockers would verbally tear these people apart. These days, newbies come in by the truckload and don't seem to have to endure the same initiation mockeries that their predecessors did; however, many of the older members are somewhat bitter and understand certain concepts, such as "humor" and "sarcasm," that seem to escape newer users.

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Source?

[liquidstatik]

That's a pretty misleading quote :x

[Guitar Woman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-Mockery

[Pub Lover]

we need a section in here to talk about the vets am i right i would like to hear more about the initiation to but not to much i dont want to give out the secret more jokes and stories to but not to much or nobody will go the site haha im joking we dont want more newbs]
:lol

[liquidstatik]

D:

[Guitar Woman]

why are they called white russians if they're brown

[Pub Lover]

why are they called white russians if they're brown

Why are you called white skinned when you're pink?

[Guitar Woman]

here I am pondering the mysteries of the universe and you gays are posting in the cowboy song thread?

I hate both of you.

[liquidstatik]

Cowboys don't pretend to drink alcohool :x

[Guitar Woman]

I've more of a vampyric complexion as I spend all my time not being in contact with light

[Guitar Woman]

I assure you, I'm incredibly sauced currently.

I'd make a pun with my name, but it's not Saucy here.

[liquidstatik]

so guys, whens the next mock meet? :lol

[Guitar Woman]

!

Change Guitar Woman to Saucy? Investigate matter further later.

[Pub Lover]

here I am pondering the mysteries of the universe and you gays are posting in the cowboy song thread?

I hate both of you.

I still want to taste your lips as you shiver to my touch.

[Guitar Woman]

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken was on today :D

[Pub Lover]

Cowboys don't pretend to drink alcohool :x

Someone told El Pila to get drunk earlier and I decided that was a good idea. On my way to the alcohol I composed a post explaining that it was ok to be drinking in the morning and I had a good reason, but I forgot it before I returned to the computer.

[Guitar Woman]

I hope El Pila records himself singing the cowboy song soon.

[liquidstatik]

Get drunk whenever idc

[liquidstatik]

I get h*gh all day but that's diff I guess 'cause I can still function, unlike you drunkards :x

[Guitar Woman]

well look at you Ray Smuckles, 10 am and drunk as a lord

[Guitar Woman]

I can too function, I just have zero sense of balance and can spin in a circle for hours to amuse myself.

[Pub Lover]

I've more of a vampyric complexion as I spend all my time not being in contact with light

I avoid light too, and the only flesh I can see are my hands and they're reddy-pink, but that might be the cold. I wanna get fingerless gloves but I'm not sure if I want to go that far down the Albert Steptoe path.

[Pub Lover]

so guys, whens the next mock meet? :lol

I'm bucking for it being in oblivion, because oh man it would be hell to be traped in a room with the other 71 virgins from this forum.

[liquidstatik]

http://attic.boylover.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi guys i dont know if y'all have ever been here but it used to make me lol so hard back in they day

[liquidstatik]

I'm bucking for it being in oblivion, because oh man it would be hell to be traped in a room with the other 71 virgins from this forum.

i dont think i would be invited but if i was i wouldnt og anwyay

[Pub Lover]

For the record I can't function sober, so it's a moot point.

[Pub Lover]

http://attic.boylover.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi guys i dont know if y'all have ever been here but it used to make me lol so hard back in they day

Dude, I'm getting my homo on with GW and you point me to a boylove forum? Are you trying to get me arrested again?

[Guitar Woman]

oh hey, thanks for putting me on that FBI special list

[Pub Lover]

i dont think i would be invited but if i was i wouldnt og anwyay

ARE YOU A BUTTVIRGIN?

[Guitar Woman]

If I wasn't underaged they probably would have arrested me a few seconds ago

[liquidstatik]

http://attic.boylover.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/14/184.html

So my question is. Have you ever seen two boys French kissing? And if so, what do you think of that from esthetical point of view? And if you never had that chance to see two boys French kissing, would you like to?
I wonder as well if there are some here who would say they don`t like that idea. Really curious.

Exactly what is it?

Stevie,

It is when two tongues touch...usually by sliding them into each other's mouth. It is sssssooooo

cool!

Love,

Mikey

:lol

[liquidstatik]

w/e guys this stuff is toooo funny to read oh man :(

[Pub Lover]

oh hey, thanks for putting me on that FBI special list

Who you kidding, baby? :love

[Guitar Woman]

liquid could you change your avatar please it grosses me out




I like it better when they enjoy it :picklehat

[liquidstatik]

ARE YOU A BUTTVIRGIN?

yes D:

[liquidstatik]

liquid could you change your avatar please it grosses me out
why? :(

[Pub Lover]

w/e guys this stuff is toooo funny to read oh man :(

I think it's hawt. :(

Two boys french kissing. One slides his hand up and... :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

:pagbrak :edit

[Guitar Woman]

I'm going to regret this tomorrow

[liquidstatik]

publover only girls are hot under the age of 13 :x

[Pub Lover]

publover only girls are hot under the age of 13 :x

When they're that age I really can't tell the difference.

[Guitar Woman]

liquidstatik can.

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to regret this tomorrow

You drunk enough to post your dick, Sweetie?

[liquidstatik]

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/statusainthood/archives/images/smoosh_lores.jpg
obv girls, pub ;_;

[Esuohlim]

I don't have time to read through the last few pages but is something illegal going on here

[Guitar Woman]

horse teeth

[liquidstatik]

no sir its all good here

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/hanson.jpg

I wanted to write HAWT GIRRLS on the picture but I was serious about the broken editing programs.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm drinking various colors of russians and liquid is a pedophile

nothing new to report

[Pub Lover]

I don't have time to read through the last few pages but is something illegal going on here

FUCK YOU, COWARD!

[Pub Lover]

I'm drinking various colors of russians and liquid is a pedophile

nothing new to report

Where is the line about me wanting to get into your pants?

[Guitar Woman]

oh, and pub is gay for my bum

[Guitar Woman]

as you british derivatives say

[Pub Lover]

Haha, I was about to mention being British in relation to not minding those young sluts' teeth.

It's the young part that is the killer.

[liquidstatik]

y'all do have some ugly theeth tho

[Esuohlim]

That one girl is missing a tooth

come on

[Guitar Woman]

I'm gonna go set some marshmallows on fire, see you fine men later

[liquidstatik]

yeah but her soft skin makes up for it

[Pub Lover]

yeah but her soft skin makes up for it

Little boys have soft skin too.

[Esuohlim]

And where are the tits >:

[Pub Lover]

I'm gonna go set some marshmallows on fire, see you fine men later

I'll be dreaming of you. :kiss