I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Oh look, 42,000. Eight thousand until a real marker.

[Guitar Woman]

I got new shoes today

[Pub Lover]

I got new shoes today


Is everything suddenly right?
Did you say "hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody's smiling"?
Was it so inviting?

[Guitar Woman]

Yes.

[Pub Lover]

Yes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/paolonutinicigar.jpg

[Kitsa]

To everyone.

[Pub Lover]

Everyone stupid enough to read this thread. :eek

[HickMan]

:notfunny

[ElPila666]

I'm more sociable in this thread than in the real life :eek , girls don't know about me because i'm all day stoned on weed, so i cry at night

[Pub Lover]

If it was at all supposed to be, then it was a particularly dark & sardonic way.

[Pub Lover]

I'm more sociable in this thread than in the real life :eek , girls don't know about me because i'm all day stoned on weed, so i cry at night

Wait, I thought you were gay? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I get it! It's Esuohlim impression.

[ElPila666]

i am bisexual also i defend animal's rights

[Pub Lover]

The right for animals to have sex with people?

[HickMan]

http://lawforkids.org/toons/static.cfm?file=main_file&id=20

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/pubwank.jpg
:wank

[ElPila666]

The right for animals to have sex with people?
i'm not into zoophilia pubs, geez :x

[MattJack]

IM GOING TO GO DRINK SOME MARGARITAS

MATTJACK VIEWING THREAD: MARGARITAS ON A SUNDAY EVENING

[HickMan]

I'm going to steal stuff tonight guys wish me luck!

[Pub Lover]

i'm not into zoophilia pubs, geez :x

Geese? :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/eekgeese.gif

[Pub Lover]

IM GOING TO GO DRINK SOME MARGARITAS

MATTJACK VIEWING THREAD: MARGARITAS ON A SUNDAY EVENING

I want to look at that thread, but I'd need the Monday afternoon edition. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to steal stuff tonight guys wish me luck!

GOOD LUCK STEALING STUFF, MISTER D! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Users viewing this thread: None

:(

[Pub Lover]

:rawr

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/scrucasket.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:rawr

I seem pretty certain of that being the command for :domo

[liquidstatik]

D:

[liquidstatik]

:domo

[liquidstatik]

yay

[liquidstatik]

we should cut back on so many gay emoticons guys :(

[Pub Lover]

How was your Mexican food?

[liquidstatik]

esp :loo

[liquidstatik]

it was alright it made my butt hurt for a whiel :x

[Pub Lover]

we should cut back on so many gay emoticons guys :(

I think that five minutes before I post the next one. :(

[liquidstatik]

so thers this 67 y/o old guy in town he bought a 20something y/o Philippino or w/e mail order bride; she's pretty hot :O

[Pub Lover]

esp :loo

I think I hate them all. SAD FACE

[liquidstatik]

they wer eat wal-mart earlier and i wanted her so hard you have no idea :'(

[liquidstatik]

i like :eek a lot thugh :eek

[Pub Lover]

it was alright it made my butt hurt for a whiel :x

For realz or are you just playing up the cliché?

[Pub Lover]

For realz or are you just playing up the cliché?

OR DID YOU GET BUTT-FUCKED ATTHE TACCOBELL? :eek

[liquidstatik]

well only my butt when i was takin a doodie the rest of the time it was just my stomach ;x

[liquidstatik]

i twasn't taco bell it was REAL mexican food :eek

[Pub Lover]

so thers this 67 y/o old guy in town he bought a 20something y/o Philippino or w/e mail order bride; she's pretty hot :O

It is something worth saving up for. Despite being like Seven Force with the yellow fever, I think I'd go for a Russian, because it would be cool to have a wife that is always drunk & is fully willing to put a cigarette out in my eye.

[liquidstatik]

anwyay pub i have friends i gotta hang out with sorry dude ill ttyl tho D:

[liquidstatik]

i wuld deport her the second she p*ssed me off no doubt

[Pub Lover]

they wer eat wal-mart earlier and i wanted her so hard you have no idea :'(

If you hide his offbrand viagra, you could probably get her.

[Pub Lover]

i like :eek a lot thugh :eek

:eek

I want :madeek. :(

[Pub Lover]

well only my butt when i was takin a doodie the rest of the time it was just my stomach ;x

You've already shit it out? That isn't right, that isn't right at all.

[Pub Lover]

i twasn't taco bell it was REAL mexican food :eek

But Taco Bell is the only brand that suvived the franchise war.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/scrucasket.jpg

[Pub Lover]

anwyay pub i have friends i gotta hang out with sorry dude ill ttyl tho D:

YEAH? WELL, I HAVE FRIENDS I HAVE TO GO SEE ALSO! :lie

SO, SCREW YOU! >:


:tear

[Pub Lover]

i wuld deport her the second she p*ssed me off no doubt

I'm pretty sure they're greatful to be in America & not living in a mudhut or some shit.

I'd say you'd need a new one every five years, but don't worry, they have a pretty good second market.

[Pub Lover]

I want :madeek. :(

& :hat :(

[Pub Lover]

mca_mom (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8803) has replying to the GabbyGaga death thread for ten minutes now, I'm really fighting the urge to run in before her & say something about her daughter being cute but trashy & it's a shame she's dead because dudes wouldn't mind fucking her crazy ass.

[ElPila666]

i had been banned from another forum for posting a candyviva picture :( , wtf

[Pub Lover]

Not all forums are as embracive of paedophiles as this one.

[ElPila666]

mca_mom (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8803) has replying to the GabbyGaga death thread for ten minutes now, I'm really fighting the urge to run in before her & say something about her daughter being cute but trashy & it's a shame she's dead because dudes wouldn't mind fucking her crazy ass.
:necrophilia :x

[Pub Lover]

My, we are obsessed with sex, are we not. :x

[HickMan]

whose this gabby girl? Did I miss something in my months of absence?

[Pub Lover]

She was a poster here for a short time last year. Apparently she killed herself & her mom is here to make us feel bad about it.

I only just looked at her Myspace, once it loaded*, she looked kinda alright.



*Fuck you Myspace & your constant upgrades that make you load even slower. >:

[Pub Lover]

Holy shit is it good. You've got to go see it, its better than the original TV show. It manages to be suspenseful and hilarious.

Dealing with a crazy person's crazy mom has driven Jeanette insane.

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/1113212466_l.jpg

This is one fat trashy whore.

Exactly! :lol


I like that you picked the trashiest picture. :)

[Tadao]

Hi guys!

[Pub Lover]

Shrubfest will be crushed! :eek

[Tadao]

I know, I still want to fuck her.

[Pub Lover]

I don't know which is harder to get to; Yorkshire, or the afterlife.

I do know I'd rather go to hell than the North of England.

[Tadao]

For some Shrubfest pussy? I'd go to church even.

[Pub Lover]

George Takei Finds Gabby Shortly After She Dies, by MattJack
http://imgboot.com/images/MattJack/georgetakei1.gif (http://imgboot.com/)

:lol

If it wasn't gay to use the barnstar emoticon, you'd get it from me, Buddy.

[MattJack]

it's the thought that counts ;)

[Pub Lover]

Can somebody please lock this thread already?

I would be very upset if this happens.

[Pub Lover]

'Tadeo' and 'Hawnted' are disgusting examples of humanity. I know who they are and know of their tawdry and cowardly personas. 'Tadeo' is a mindless individual who can only hope to attain some semblance of someone-in-the-now in the limited world of board postings. 'Hawnted' is uncovered, his online persona a matter of personal interest to me. Jeanette, please recommend that these slur artists shut their mouths.

Who is Hawnted? :confused:

[Pub Lover]

I will defend my daughter to the last day of my life. No one knew her.

Was that because your husband kept her locked in the basement for the last 19 years?

[Fathom Zero]

Mmmmmm. The forbidden fruit.

[Tadao]

Who is Hawnted? :confused:

I was wondering the same, maybe someone is sending PM's

[Tadao]

I prefer to insult publicly.

[Pub Lover]

I did, and it clearly didn't work. If they won't listen to me...

I wonder if Jeanette believes Vet respect is real. :(
:domo

[Fathom Zero]

ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS

[Pub Lover]

http://imgboot.com/images/MattJack/georgetakei1.gif
:pagebreak

[MattJack]

:( I can't believe it was locked

[Fathom Zero]

I'm closing this thread.

If this person is really her mom, she should be spending her time doing something else, other than bitching at people on the internet who never even knew Gabby (who may or may not have ended her life). This is a humor site, get over it.

If it's not her mom and/or she didn't end her life, this puts an end to the attention that she so desperately wants by keeping the thread going.

Those were my sentiments originally, but I thought I'd indulge her mind a bit.

[Pub Lover]

I can't believe it was locked
Me either, not cool. :(
This is a humor site, get over it.
I found it humourous. :(

[Tadao]

Last word Whoo Hoo!

[Pub Lover]

NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO HAWNTED WAS. :eek

If only we could tempt MCA_MOM in here. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/bigtimecowsig.jpg
I've been sigged! I've been sigged! I've been sigged! :dance

[Pub Lover]

Oh jesus, Rog is reading this thread. It's like being caught behind the bikesheds by the headmaster. :(

[Esuohlim]

I want to unlock that thread :(

[Pub Lover]

I knew you would. :D

Don't though, Stupid. >:

[MattJack]

maybe her mom will come in here

:wishfulthinking

[Fathom Zero]

ho-Hum.

[Pub Lover]

The forums are geared against them being active. Between the trolls & the rules, no one stays long enough.

PS, I wish I knew anyone that cared about international politics, I wanna lay down some insults against Robert Mugabe. :(

[MattJack]

mugabe is a swell dood man what are you talking about?

[Pub Lover]

Oh yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. He's one dude that hates the bl*cks almost as much as I do.

[Pub Lover]

This girl I work with has giant sunglasses but I still want to fuck her brains out so shut it Tadao what are you gay

Ask her out, Coward. >:

[MattJack]

RIP GABBY

I HOPE THIS CRUDE ANIMATION I MADE IN REMEMBRANCE OF YOU KILLING YOURSELF HELPS YOU NOT TO BE FORGOTTEN /never forget

http://imgboot.com/images/MattJack/beanbaggabby.gif (http://imgboot.com/)

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Ask her out, Coward. >:

I don't know dude her first day hadn't even ended before she told me about her ex-boyfriend in prison, her breast reduction surgery, and her lazy eye :(

I think I might be better off if I just stay away from this one :(

[Tadao]

See! I told you you fucker.

[HickMan]

Guys I stole a bandanna and other things. Plus caused a ruckus :eek

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20080622-Agrippina3.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[bigtimecow]

hey pub you're in my sig <3

[MattJack]

Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkDxF2kn1I)

[Guitar Woman]

I saw this years ago

[liquidstatik]

YOU WOULD

[MattJack]

I saw this minutes ago

[HickMan]

I was going to post something but I didn't feel the need to until coolboy posted above me :sunglasses

[MetalMilitia]

Don't listen to guitar woman - she wasn't even born years ago.

[liquidstatik]

MM could you please cut it out w/ all the cat pictures :(

[liquidstatik]

even your avatar is a cat :(

[MetalMilitia]

I'm sorry I didn't know that only RANDOM HILARIOUS GOOGLE IMAGES pictures were allowed in here.

FYI:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/070619_09.jpg

[bigtimecow]

omg :love

[liquidstatik]

they're not random you silly ******, and i get tired of seeing kittens all over the god damn internethet THANKS >:

[liquidstatik]

n gger

[MetalMilitia]

You don't have a heart do you - just a shard of ice.

[liquidstatik]

okay okay tbh that last picture was cute but would've been ruined with a dumb caption :x

[Pub Lover]

I disagree. More stupid cat pictures, please.

[Pub Lover]

Pictures of Stupid Cats AND Stupid Pictures of Cats. :)

[liquidstatik]

NO, PUB

[Pub Lover]

WITH MASSIVE CAPTIONS THAT MAKE US ALL A LITTLE DUMBER!

[HickMan]

http://replant.tamu.edu/gallery/pictures/random%20mini%20motorcycle%20guys%20with%20buzz.JP G

[liquidstatik]

http://homepages.cwi.nl/%7Esteven/julian/choclet/cat.jpg

[Pub Lover]

04:38] this horse NOISE: DON'T ENCOURAGE CLICHE INTERENT HUMOR & CAT PICTURES & YOUTUBEPOOP OKAY PUB THANKS
[04:38] this horse NOISE: THAT SHIT IS WHACK
OH YEAH! WE NEED SOME YOUTUBEPOOPS! GW, I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF THAT!

[liquidstatik]

:LOL

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/catBABYPOOPED.jpg
OMG WACKY!

[liquidstatik]

http://dale.lane.googlepages.com/desktopviewstart2.JPG/desktopviewstart2-full.jpg

[Pub Lover]

CHAN THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO GO TO 4CHAN THOUGH

[Pub Lover]

hey pub you're in my sig <3

I KNOW! OMG, YOUSE THI9NKS I FUNNY? OMG! <3

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

EDITED MY POST LIKE I STUPID LADYBOY GW]

DUDE! :eek

[liquidstatik]

I HAD TO PAGEBREAK SORRY IT PREVIOUSLY SAID 'GET MM TO DO IT' OR SOEMTHING LIKE THAT

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

GET MM TO DO IT FOR YOU

does he really go there? :(

[liquidstatik]

idk, probably :(

[Pub Lover]

I HAD TO PAGEBREAK SORRY IT PREVIOUSLY SAID 'GET MM TO DO IT' OR SOEMTHING LIKE THAT

YOU'RE PRETTY BAD AT REMEMBERISING WHAT YOUSE SAID! :eek

[liquidstatik]

YEAH LOL :(

[Pub Lover]

hello guest :eek

GODAMAN LURKERS :lurkers

[liquidstatik]

afk cig break!

[Pub Lover]

YEAH LOL :(

IT';S ALL THE BUD, RIGHT BUDDY? HAHAH :420

[bigtimecow]

kid smoke mad bluntzzzzz

[liquidstatik]

GAGA SHUT UP YOU'RE A 30 Y/O VIRGIN ALCOHOLIC

[bigtimecow]

oh word that is rude

[liquidstatik]

BTW EDITING MY POSTS IS NOT ALLOWED ALL RIGHT >:

[bigtimecow]

you just got mod'd!

[bigtimecow]

http://www.poster.net/kutcher-ashton/kutcher-ashton-photo-xl-ashton-kutcher-6226614.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:(

[bigtimecow]

go be afk and with your cigs

[Chojin]

i hope you took a good long last look at that edit button

[liquidstatik]

since when was dad cats against rules? >:

[Chojin]

protip - if a mod edits your post containing a mutilated animal, something was probably not cool with that, and it would be a bad idea to defiantly add it back in.

[Chojin]

also we here at i-mockery have no issue with dad cats, provided they instill the proper values in their offspring.

[liquidstatik]

whoops i mean dead cats

[liquidstatik]

>:

[Pub Lover]

i hope you took a good long last look at that edit button

Can it be a one in one out system?

[Chojin]

this isn't messageboard dodgeball, pub

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

also we here at i-mockery have no issue with dad cats, provided they instill the proper values in their offspring.

DUN DUN DA-DUNDUN!
JIXBY HAS A DEAD CAT!

[Pub Lover]

this isn't messageboard dodgeball, pub

How about kiss chase?

[Chojin]

http://www.kenpenders.com/sonic/son13cl.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Do thjey have kiss chase in America? It's probably got a better name like teen pregnancy or something.
what the hell is wrong with you people?

:lol

[liquidstatik]

i never heard of kiss chase i think thats just girls running from you pub :x

[Pub Lover]

i never heard of kiss chase i think thats just girls running from you pub :x

Yeah, but the second part was they chased me, and they did.

[liquidstatik]

w/ a bat? :x

[Pub Lover]

When there a re ten of them they don't need a bat, especially as they weren't afraid to put the boot in...


NO BUT FUCK YOU, IT WASN'T TIL MY MID TO LATE TEENS THAT I STARTED TO GET CREEPY COOTIES.

[Pub Lover]

SUCK A DICK YOU HOMOFAG. >:

[Pub Lover]

JUST YOU WAIT, DANNY TATOM, I'M OPENING PAINT RIGHT NOW AND TAKING YOUR PICTURE AND IMMA GONNA DRAW A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!~

[bigtimecow]

can you guys stop fighting please :(

[liquidstatik]

does anyone else look at b0g? :x

[liquidstatik]

i ahven't been there in a while, but i used to love that place back in highschool :X

[bigtimecow]

no, but i do check achewood everyday :)

[Pub Lover]

SURE AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE'LL JUST LOCK AND DELETE THE THREAD,AND BAN EVERYONE THAT HAS EVER POSTED IN IT >: >: >:

THIS ISN'T YOUR PRECIOUS ARTSHIT, WE DON'T TRED SOFTLY AROUND THE MATTER THAT WE'RE ALL JUST SHITTING ON THE BOARD AND RUBBING OUR FACES IN THE SHIT AND MAYBE EATING THE SHIT AND THEN TELLING EVERYONE THAT WE LIKE THE TASTE AND FEEL AND AROMA OF SHIT AND THAT WE WANT SOMEMORE LIKE A SHIT EATING OLIVER TWIST. >:< >: >: >:

[liquidstatik]

PUB WHAT ARE YOU EVEN RANTING ABOUT DUDE CCGET OVER IT

[liquidstatik]

GIVE MY EDIT BBUTTON BACK CHOJIN >:

[bigtimecow]

pub you need to calm down or something man you are incoherent

[Pub Lover]

NO YOU NEED TO FUCLKKING DIE, YOU SPASTICATED SBHIT EATING DICVK MONCHER, I BET YOU LIKE IT EACHWAYS, SHIT I MEAN TOUS FETID FREAKFACE' BITCH. >: >: >:> : >: >: > :> :f:> de

[Pub Lover]

GIVE MY EDIT BBUTTON BACK CHOJIN >:

Like that will work. He's got your balls, faggot. :lol

[bigtimecow]

me? :( i didn't do anything :(

[Pub Lover]

OH FUCKING FJERSUIS SHIT AARRESER SFUCK INGFHDAMSD I HATE THE GODDMANMN PAGE BREKAS >:

[liquidstatik]

DO YOU NEED A DRINK PUB

[bigtimecow]

go to a pub that you love :lol

[Pub Lover]

DO YOU NEED A DRINK PUB

DO YOU NEED TO SPAPERRKC UP YOU DOPEHEAD FAGGOT D GHCILD FUCKING PAEDOPHIC WPORM OF AMSDANCFV

[Pub Lover]

go to a pub that you love :lol

SHTFUYPUSTUPIDLITTLE FAGGOPT BITCH >:

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[bigtimecow]

pubbbbbbbbbbbb calm down!

[Pub Lover]

Rage, neatly contained in 30 second blocks. :rolleyes

[bigtimecow]

so do you really hate me?

[Pub Lover]

pubbbbbbbbbbbb calm down!

DIE A FUCKING DEATH, YOU CHEESE MONGER OF APPLENEES SEED PLACE WITH YOUR PNSY HATRASSD AND YOUR SHITTRWEY CATS PUCTURE S I THINSDK TRYOPU ALL SHOULD BE ASMAURDSGERED IN TYOUSGODAMNBN SHITTY BESDS TOYU FUCKING ASDAWEWOPRD OF BAD SHIS

[liquidstatik]

'Being disgusting and overturning an edit' :lol

[Pub Lover]

so do you really hate me?

:lol

Sir, this is the internet. I dare say I hate you all a little bit. ;)

[bigtimecow]

you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

[Pub Lover]

Anyway, I have stuff to do. :(

Have fun burying my useless shuit.

[bigtimecow]

bye pub!

[Pub Lover]

you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

Oh man, that is how I type, I then spend ten minutes editing it into words, and then I send it. :(

[bigtimecow]

damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

[bigtimecow]

onto other subjects

while standing under a fire alarm at work today, i noticed a strange sound emitting from it:

dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh (repeat 2x)
dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh

then i went to another fire alarm, and the same sound was emitting

??????????????????????????

[Pub Lover]

If you don't know the name how is it your favorite?

Man, names are just the labels we put on things when we want to nail them down. I bet you have a name for your penis, well, how would you like a nail through it, BigBoi.

[Pub Lover]

damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

Yeah, having a time machine is great, it means I can send fsldvy,;uj.h0

[bigtimecow]

thanks pub!

[Pub Lover]

I fit the hereditary profile for Lynch's Syndrome, which basically means that I have a 50/50 chance of getting colon cancer eventually. My cousin is only in her early thirties and she's already had a lot of signs that it'll hit her soon although it generally strikes in one's forties. It's surprising thus that my father has had several polyps found but so far nothing too bad has come up, since he's past the age that it probably should have killed him by now. He's always alluding to the fact that he doubts he'll live much longer, but he's mostly just shooting for a heart attack I think from the vantage point of my family's penchant for stoicism (obnoxiously missing from my mother). Notably, he was incredibly thin until his early thirties and then he just kind of decided to follow in his father's coronary footsteps toward destruction and at 51 I'm amazed he hasn't had his first heart attack yet.

Seth gives it a lot of thought.

[Pub Lover]

thanks pub!

No problem, BadgerTreeCrop

[liquidstatik]

:lol seth gives everythig a lot of thought :o

[Pub Lover]

:lol seth gives everythig a lot of thought :o

Yeah, he should be like me and you. Less thinking, more posting.

Also, more bannings. :(

[Pub Lover]

AND LESS EDITING. :lol

[liquidstatik]

i'd read his posts more thats for sure

[liquidstatik]

yeah i kinda like not having an edit button i feel like i'm part of the crew now 8]

[Tadao]

I don't know if I want to look at Gabby's fat ugly face anymore, I want that cute bitch Shrub back :(

Plus she is wearing big glasses.

[liquidstatik]

and they're not even the fashionable kind of big glasses :x

[Pub Lover]

There are several comments around the boards about certain celebrities being ugly. Either the women where you guys live are way hotter than the majority I've met in my life, or your standards are too high for the real world.


:lol @ pub talking about IRL

why would you care about wrestlers dying? :x

Why does he have a DBZ avatar?

[Pub Lover]

yeah i kinda like not having an edit button i feel like i'm part of the crew now 8]

Me, you, & the faggot Jamesman.

Oxford comma, hmm.:blah

[Pub Lover]

It looks like it'd at least be better than the second but not as good as the first. Or maybe I enjoyed watching Jack Busey play a neon-green violin too much. :lol

It's Jake, not Jack. Have some respect! The dud, fooked Fathom's mom. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Was I supposed to kill Cybil? :lol

also that bitch beat me within an inch of my life, and now I'm running around some fucking haunted insane asylum in the basement of a hospital with no first aid kits or bullets >:

this is just awful >:

[liquidstatik]

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SILLY GAMES

[Guitar Woman]

I'm never going into a hospital IRL ever again :<

[Pub Lover]

Whoa, watch your Wes. I happen to know what GW needs to do.

[liquidstatik]

DIE?

[Tadao]

http://s1.dontstayin.com/16/02/1602ea03-416e-4bdb-b0fc-ca677053e31d.jpg

[Pub Lover]

GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON SO I CAN EDIT ALL TEN THOUSAND OF THEM TO BE :domo

[Pub Lover]

'Them' being my posts.

[Pub Lover]

I'll get a head start.

:domo

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

WELL?

I'M HERE WHERE'S THE FIRE

In teh mirror?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/willnot.jpg
DANGER IS AFOOT, BE WARY CITIZENS

Where did you get that fantastic W?

printed it :-[

Could I get that in hi-res? It would be great to have another hot Willie wallpaper :love

i dont think i have a higher res version :(

So that's just paper?

paper an tape yeah

I'M THE WORLDS LAZIEST SUPERHERO

Is that your power? :<

i never bothered to find out ;(

:oneofthosedays

lets start over

every time I try and be a dick to jerks now some wiseguy deletes my posts

you are an internet villain, GW.

Like Snively Whiplash!

So GW, I can call you,
A piece of shit wannabe 4chan homo with all the style of a puppy with down syndrome.

And you can't fire back? You got your nuts cut. Hahaha

GW is more of a felcher than a villain.

I'm an Internet HERO

But my power is that I taste absolutely delicious.

Hey, you don't choose your powers.. they choose you :(

I'm an internet hero with the power to only know how to type with two fingers on each hand but with lightning quick speed :eek

I am the INTERNET MASTER OF DISGUISE

beat that, jerks

I'm a jukebox hero, I can substitute for Internet heroes in baking.

You didn't make longcat long enough, you fucking failure.

Guitar Woman go away.

guys i'm sorry this thread sucks :( ANTI-THREAD BACKUPS :(

isn't taht deletion of the thread

no that means just leave it here

Guys like Jonothan Clement, Rankeri, and ZBF could be like those D-list villians that the Flash fights.

Hey man, The Trickster was serious.

:domo

[Pub Lover]

Who are you favorite female singers?
I like:
Lee Aaron
Shirley Manson from Garbage
Mia Zapata (R.I.P.) from the Gits
Kat Bjelland from Babes in Toyland
Loreena Mckennit
Theo Kogan from the Lunachicks
Candia Ridley from Inkubus Sukkubus
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil
How about the rest of you?

early liz phair
aimee mann
sarah harmer
kathleen edwards
emmylou harris
isobelle from belle and sebastian (well, used to be from...)
Björk
Nico
all the girls from The Rentals
Tegan & Sara
Sarah Polley (for her brilliant vocal work on the Sweet Hereafter soundtrack)

PJ Harvey
Björk
Fiona Apple
Tanya Donelly
Tori Amos
Brody Armstrong

The chicks from Arch Enemy and Cradle of Filth.

Same, but I also like the chick from Lacuna Coil.

I'm gonna be a total fag and say Tori Amos.

No offense, Proto.

Ruth, from Anathema
The chick from 27

Maria Sjoholm from Drain STH
Amy Lee of Evanescence
Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil
Tairrie B of My Ruin


..and uhm, the chick from Letters to Cleo. But only in the "Here And Now" song.

Tarja Turunen from Nightwish.

Her name is Cristina Scabbia. :rolleyes

Janis Joplin
Marianne Faithfull
Joni Mitchell
Nico
Laetitia Sadier
Alison Goldfrapp
Bebel Gilberto
Astrud Gilberto
Trish Keenan
Bjork
Angie Stone
Pink
and ARETHA

I honestly didn't see that.

Billie Holiday
Exene Cervenka
Kim Gordon
That chick from Yellow Machinegun whose name I always forget
Kim Deal
daveid Bowie

Miki Berenyi (*swoon*)
Amy Lee (time may prove her to be my favorite female vocalist)
Tori Amos (not a big fan of her later works, but there's no denying the quality of her older material)
Katharine Whalen (it's Billy Holiday reborn!)
Kat Bjelland (raaaaaaaaaar!)
Gwen Steffani (i've always liked her and she actually has better stage presence than most singers)
Kim Deal (always fun to listen to)
Björk (she makes me laugh and she has a killer voice... i'm just not sure if she's really human.)

NINA SIMONE
ELLA

Annie Lalania (blatz)
Anna Joy (blatz)
Emily (cleveland bound death sentence)
Robin (black fork)

Kathleen Hanna

Karina and Elyse from Dance Hall Crashers

Nina from the Cardigans

That one chick from that one band

I like Amy Lee and Ella Hooper (from an aussie band called Killing Heidi)

Janis Fucking Joplin

Amy Lee (from Evanescence)
Jewel (Early Jewel...her new stuff is crap)
The Dixie Chicks (They aren't computers :) )
Heather Nova
Sarah McLachlan
Ani Difranco

ELIZABETH DAILY

Cesaria Evora
Bjork
Joni Mitchell
Julie Turk
Cindy Lauper

"The Dixie Chicks (They aren't computers :) )"

You're right, computers might actually make good music.

worst joke ever

well, it was still funnier than you.

Tarja Turunen from Nightwish
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil
Liv Kristine from Theatre of Tragedy
Anita Auglend from The Sins of Thy Beloved
Cia Hedmark from Otyg/Vintersorg

Loreena McKennit
Enya

so true :tear

Nobody has said Poe.

So I will.

Poe.

:domo

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Pub Lover]

i spillted my juece on the tabel!!!!

i was seting at the tabel and i spillted my juece all over the tabel! then my dad was yelling at me and he hit me in the face and made me lik the tabel cleen LOL!! :(

and you are...?

i'm sean largey i'd ask you who you were, but i can see that your name is rongi :(

How observant, how the hell do you suppose Rogi missed that?

Everyone in this thread sucks :|

And it's Rongi, cocksucker

maybe he was just so happy to see me posting that he asked who i was instead of just looking at my name :(

If I were the head moderator, I'd let one Mr. Fart-type character in, and then ban all others that come after.

Rogi and I finally agree.

That you're a cock sucker and you suck :/?

fuck shit

I'm sorry, I didn't see the comma. I thought it read Rogi Cocksucker.

take it to the fight forum :P

SEAN RULES >:

Why aren't these newbies banned yet? :(

who is this silly fuck starz or st4rz or however the fuck it fags its name.

Because the veterans of these threads are a bunch of bib-drenching old Reagans.

nice to meet you too italian :)

PLEASE FUCK OFF, ST4R[Z], THANKS ^_^

sean is the funniest person here.

sean please make a topic about grapes :)

OMG IT'S SEANLARGEY. SEANLARGEY IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

OMG IT'S CAPTIAN ROBO. CAPITAN ROBO IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

i didnt mean anything mean about it..?

:love

OMG IT'S CAPTIAN ROBO. CAPITAN ROBO IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON HERE. :)

EzCode Parsing Error: color=fuchsia size=7]EzCode Parsing Error: color=fuchsia]G[/font]

I <3 sean :(

Fuck you sean haters :(

I know who Kon is.

sean :D

SEAN POSTED HERE ONCE? :(

Go to pages 60-72, there are like 5 sean posts :(

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=698
http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=624

these are all I could find.

shake them hataz off :(

:lol

Rongi, cocksucker

Sounds like an official position.

I can beat "Sean" any day.

Xbox is big. LOL
i et teh gr4p3z. LOL
konpyutaa wa ore no da. LOL

"...and as VolCanon finished typing that sentence, a veritable garden of hirsuteness erupted from his once palpable, pale chest.

"I've done it," he cried ferociously. "My greatest and most concrete accomplishment. Surely only the most naive would rebuff this browsable flare of humor and tasteful on-topic extravagance."

:) :) :) :)

HORAY IT GOT UNDELETED :D

:domo

[HickMan]

:oneofthosedays

[Esuohlim]

SEANLARGEY :x

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

meat lovers blah
http://www.meetyourmeat.com/ if ur an animal lover beware this is fucked up

Isn't that cute. :)

I love meat. :)

What a treat!

What about a video that shows farmer cutting down corn stalks.

Wait a friggin' minute, vegans!

According to an article I skimmed through a while back, plants feel pain and can communicate it to other plants. For example, if a flower is being devoured by locusts, it can send out pheromones to other plants, warning them to engage their chemical defenses.

So there's NO form of diet that can completely avoid inflicting pain on some living thing. "Meet Your Meat" is just another form of ecoterrorism.

plants are no-where near as cuddily as animals, so many of them will not care.

also, when vegetables are harvested, dozens of furry animals are killed anyway in the combine harvesters (wild animals with a sense of freedom, who lead much happier lives than mcdonalds cows).

That video made me hungry for a nice slaughtered cow :yum

Im hungry, feel like a burger, really really bad.

Let's hope Jeanette doesn't see this. :chatter

The pheromones is a possibility I'm sure, but I doubt that plants can actually feel 'pain'. They have no central nervous system and therefore no 'pain receptors' - since they're generally immobile they don't need them, unlike mammals (e.g negative reinforcement for stepping on something sharp... the pain teaches the mammal not to do this again... or if there is a wound pain makes the animal protect that area which prevents infection or making it worse). As evil as the world is, I doubt evolution would've given plants to feel pain just for the hell of it.

Hey, if somehow some greater species can viciously kill me and make me into a delishous dish, they could go right for it.

Prime Cut Caucasian served in it gravy and bell peppers. Mmmmm

:blah

Who fucking cares? Are you killing them? No. Shut up.

seriously, if animals were treated gently would it be more ethical to eat :confused

no :(

Meat tastes best when you kill it yourself.

I love the smell of gutting my deer, and the rotting roadkill carcasses.

I love the sight of the deer falling in weakness, and the blood drip out of my rare steak.

I love the sounds of deer moaning in pain, and the bang of a gunshot.

In short, I love killing animals. Just be glad I don't enjoy killing humans.

i'm sad that your "morals" prevent you from killing yourself. >:

im not a vegatarian, i was just pointing out the irony of being one.

i love delicous meat. especialy mince stew with mashed potatos. (cue hannibal lecter raspy tongue noise)
[/QUOTE]

what's so ironic about not eating meat?

Here's a quote from futurama:

"The only reason we don't eat humans is because they taste terrible"

>:

i smell like cookies :eek

I was watching a show about chicken farmers and it was really disgusting. They have a dude that checks the chicks and if it's male it goes into a grinder to become a paste that they sell to the mink farmers for feeding the Minks. They also have to cut off the beak of the chicken or they will attack each other and if they gang up on one unlucky chicken they keep jabbing at the rectum and pull out it's intestines. I still eat meat but the process is very :puke

mMmmMm.... grinder paste

Humans taste like chicken, you ass.

That wasn't even sort of funny :|

I don't give a damn whether it's funny to you or not, they do literally taste like chicken.

Fuck you all with your narrow scope of what a Vegan is! >:

I hate animals more than any off you meat eaters could possibly ever do. >:

Yay! I love being drunk! :)

that wasnt even sort of educational

I had a similar experience... I watched a show on some pig slaughterhouse one night when I was very low. It was disgusting... all these pink bodies crowded together in filth... piglets getting injected with all sorts of drugs... the conditions were enough to make me sick alone and that was before the actual slaughter. I'm not sure if it was the pot, but those pigs resembled naked humans so much it weirded me out. For me the decision to become a vegelesbian had nothing to do with animal rights (life feeds on life, I didn't write the rules), it was just that the unsanitary living conditions and hormones and drugs that animals have to endure made me disgusted at the thought of consuming them. After watching that I was vegetarian for almost six years, the last 3 of which I was vegan.

6 months in China took care of that though. :meat



Just because the end result is death doesn't mean pain that could be avoided should be inflicted. Say your mother has a terminal illness but decides she'd like to donate a kidney - should an anaesthetic not be used because she'll be dead soon anyway?

publover totaly ruined that SWEET JOKE.

I agree with soundtest.

Are you still a vegitarian and or vegan?

Im seriously thinking about it.

i seriously wasnt being sarcastic. im trying to put it together in my mind wether an that lived humanely would be more ethical to eat on my end?

food thats treated humainly tastes better because its not just rotting in a cage eating hormones for 5 years

and vegans.. the brain dosent function without protine
wich i guess explains the love of soy ice cream

Chickens are cannibals, that's why the pointy shit on their beaks is removed (like someone said above). Cows will also gore each other occassionally if their horns aren't removed. I know this because half my relatives live on a farm. :eek

I don't really care how animals are treated. All that matters to me is how well their meat is taken care of. :meat

how are those hindu people so smart then? :lol

When I first got to China I tried to stay vegetarian, but since vegetarianism is almost unheard of there (the exception being Buddhists), I gave in completely after about 6 weeks. Now I don't go out of my way to eat meat and I never cook or handle it myself, but I'll eat it maybe once a week or less. So I guess the answer is no.



I don't really know what you're saying here. By ethical do you mean how guilty you should feel? If I were to be eaten after my death, I know I would prefer it if I was dealt with humanely beforehand.

In all seriousness, I think the stuff that is happening to animals terrible, but the fact remains that I just simply don't trust PeTA. I know that a lot of time was put into that production, and the absolute worst areas were shown. Obviously there's a bias, so taking everything they say as absolute truth, I have trouble swallowing (NPI).

im eating a chicken pita its delicious

you sure you aren't a vegan, champ?

besides, vegans get protein from alternative sources.

here's an article about vegetable vs animal protein. (http://www.afpafitness.com/articles/AnimalvsVegetable.htm)

i don't eat anymore for a variety of reasons. the main one being that the thought of consuming an animal that has been shot up with god only knows how many antibiotics and hormones makes me get all whoozy feeling. i also believe that since i can get my nutrition from other sources that there is no reason for me to consume a cow, just because it tastes good. it's just not nice.

that's what i think, anyways.

WHEN I EAT MEAT AND I THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY DO TO THE ANIMALS I DO THIS:

http://www.pixelth.com/kriptik/smile.jpg

you wear a suit?

Yes. :)

That movie is easily a nominee for best comedy.

:domo

I almost didn't do this one when I saw I posted on page two. :(

[HickMan]

:oneofthosedays you guys

[Kitsa]

I don't know if I want to look at Gabby's fat ugly face anymore, I want that cute bitch Shrub back :(

Plus she is wearing big glasses.

Where is the "fat" thing coming from? In all honesty, she doesn't look that fat to me.

[liquidstatik]

you must be fat then kitsa :x

[HickMan]

Fat people are gross

[HickMan]

THE DUDE 3936 (3:43:57 PM): hey pubic pub lover
Lemmysomemoney (3:44:12 PM): What? >:
Lemmysomemoney (3:44:18 PM): BEEN ONE OS THOSE DAYS? >:
THE DUDE 3936 (3:44:23 PM): not really
THE DUDE 3936 (3:44:34 PM): but lets post this in the chat :>

[Pub Lover]

Seeing fat people makes me sick. :(

[Pub Lover]

I was a juice box
This one time for Halloween my mom dressed me up as a drink box of Hershey's Chocolate Milk.

wow that sure is interesting

I could never decide if those Hershey Chocolate Milk boxes were really good or fucking awful. Anyone else's thoughts?

This thread is awesome man! :bestthread

Hershey's Juice boxes were always like...the poor man's alternative to Yoo-Hoo. So you can't really hate them, but you know that you should be drinking something better.

I'd drink those every day at lunch in 5th grade, but then one night I barfed a nasty chocolate barf all over the place and damn near ruined my snes, so now I stay the hell away from them :(

There's something just plain wrong with milk that doesn't need to be refridgerated.

Guitar Woman you're so dreamy. :love

Yeah, she'll do that kinky shit for you, but watch out about getting any of it on her stuff. She aims for the groin. :x

:domo

Moere me, from when GW was my internet girlfriend.

[Pub Lover]

Oh jesus, I hate mispelling More. Fuck you 4chan. >:

[HickMan]

THE DUDE 3936 (3:46:46 PM): btw whats all the garbage you keep posting? i dont feel like reading it

[Pub Lover]

http://www.mnzoo.com/animals/enrichment/images/armadillo_melon_b.jpg

is a wittle armadillo!

http://www.metronomicon.com/~dhd/photos/misc/Armadillo_with_beer.jpg

http://home.flash.net/~crimelab/dillo.jpg

is just a little baby!

http://wfscnet.tamu.edu/tcwc/Herps_online/Photo_Albums/Misc/images/dead%20armadillo%20in%20bucket.jpg:yum

:(

oh gawd

:domo

Crunchy on the outside, smooth on the inside, you Dime Bars.

[Pub Lover]

THE DUDE 3936 (3:46:46 PM): btw whats all the garbage you keep posting? i dont feel like reading it

Post my reply.

[HickMan]

Lemmysomemoney (3:47:27 PM): Old posts that guests are reading.
Lemmysomemoney (3:47:31 PM): Put me on ignore.
THE DUDE 3936 (3:47:46 PM): no >:

[HickMan]

k guys i'm going to beat off then work out ttyl

[Pub Lover]

I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW >:

ALL I WANT IS TOS EX UP ALL THE LADIES, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK >:

WELL IS IT :(

-willie

yes. you would die. that is too much sexing up, mister. >:

oh :(

how about just a handful or so :(

-willie

if you can fit a girl in your hand, you can sex her up all you want.

:(

so either I got to grow freakishly large hands, or I have to find some TINY women :(

EITHER WAY IT'S MAD SCIENTISTS I HAVE TO GO TO, AND I SWORE MY MOTHER I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM THME :(

POOP :(

-willie

STILL IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

-willie

http://www.dreamproductscatalog.com/products/90627l.jpg

still :(

-willie

>:

-willie

:(

-willie

Set something on fire.

already did :(

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/drugs.gif :(

-willie

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

thanks, that helps a little I guess :(

-willie

:(

-willie

If you can no longer sex up the ladies than that means I am boned! I don't even think I know how to come close to sexing up the ladies. I was hoping I could just bs my way through it, but now I know my chances are negative 4%.

I can't sex up ladies because of mental problems :(

-willie

The best way to attract females is to wear a hat (beanies are recommended, they will make you seem eDgIEr). Hats are like makeup for guys.

Trust me. :)

And goatees, and rayban sunglasses, and "Big Dog" T-shirts.

OMG :love

What, did I describe exactly what you look like?

I think Willie needs a cookie! :)

I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT >:

-willie

FUCK you.

>:
i'm not a guy.

....but the ray-bans and Big Dogs T-shirt part was accurate.

FUCK YOU, LOVE LINE FORUM >:

-willie

>:

-willie

It's ok :(

sez you :(

-willie

I'm sad :(

-willie

hi! :)

Your avatar confuses the shit out of me.

i can understand it if his does... i don't know what you're talking about if you're talking about mine

Your avatar.

it's a DANCEY HORSE :eek

hi :(

-willie

Why don't you EXECUTE someone? :lol :lol :lol :lol

it's a dancing horse, that i made out of a picture of a horse that has a broken leg. press stop in your browser to see it.

I see it now..interesting.

No you're not

CHUCKEL CHUCKLE :lol

:(

-willie

Willie, dont be upset, Im not getting laid either, and one im a female and two im sexy as hell!! :(

EXECUTE LENOR :(

....THEN FUCK HER :)

YEAH BUT LENORE YOU SEE YOU AT LEAST HAVE FOND (OR UNFOND W/E) MEMORIES TO LOOK BACK ON :(

-willie

OLD MEMORIES= SO OVVERRATED :rolleyes

EXECUTION+INTERCOURSE-OLD MEMORIES+ E=MC2= FUN >:

mister vagiclean I'm not so sure you're smart enough to do math >: maybe you better lay off it for a while >:

-willie

Well, at least last night's space ghost was super lol :(

Oh fucking fuck, I forgot to tape Adult Swim last night. :(

NOW I'M IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

It had triumph on it 8)

I think I'm going to be a mysogynist now >:

-willie

Girls are just out for the money and not the sex :(

EAT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS! THATS THE BEST.

stuff all y'all >:

-willie

Dun be mad willie, I dun get teh secks either. :(

girls make me angry esp. when they're on the rag b/c they're all bitchy and shit >:

-willie

2 tru

WOMEN *grumble grumble*

Did you try the 'wearing a hat' idea yet?

many times

Then im stumped. :/

Oh well at least you will always have us :)

If that doesn't depress the hell out of you i dont know what will.

:(

i guess i just dont understaaaaand the ladies

we are just like you only we have boobs and vaginas instead of no boobs and the ability to make a mangina.

Enlarged to show beauty of de tail.

i dont really understand most guys either i just get more FRUSTRATED by my inability to understand women

I understand women lol I'm like a real life Will Smith guy from that movie where he gets Kevin whatever together with a woman lol thats me

only white

I hate those fucking Nigers too.

Yo yo mike check mike check!

HEY-EY-EY
HEY-EY-EY

SWITCH!

TURN AROUND AND
HIT IT
:domo

[Pub Lover]

Lemmysomemoney (3:47:27 PM): Old posts that guests are reading.
Lemmysomemoney (3:47:31 PM): Put me on ignore.
THE DUDE 3936 (3:47:46 PM): no >:

PUT ME ON IGNORE! >:

[Pub Lover]

ALL OF YOU! >:

[Esuohlim]

Oh jesus, I hate mispelling More. Fuck you 4chan. >:

MISSPELLING :LOL

[Esuohlim]

ALL OF YOU! >:

Dude you live in New Zealand that means pretty much the whole world put you on ignore :x

[Pub Lover]

Chan that isn't a meme though

[Pub Lover]

Dude you live in New Zealand that means pretty much the whole world put you on ignore :x

:domo

[Pub Lover]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

:domo :rawr