I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"
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[Pub Lover]

It's one of those days.

[Pub Lover]

I’m a member of TotalFark and I’ve always enjoyed Fark as a whole. Plus, as Max already said, they are cool enough to promote many of our articles and Drew has always been a really nice guy. However, as is the case with most sites out there, you have to remember to separate the site itself and the people running it from the people who frequent it and post comments in all the threads. The two are often polar opposites. (http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2008/02/09/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-read-my-open-letter-to-hannah-montana/#comments)
:tear

[Pub Lover]

I dislike that quotes are forced all italics. It's already in a quote box so maybe I might like to highlight certain parts by bolding or italicizing, but no.

[Pub Lover]

I’m a member of TotalFark and I’ve always enjoyed Fark as a whole. Plus, as Max already said, they are cool enough to promote many of our articles and Drew has always been a really nice guy. However, as is the case with most sites out there, you have to remember to separate the site itself and the people running it from the people who frequent it and post comments in all the threads. The two are often polar opposites.

Ugly. >:

[Pub Lover]

People all opening this page, looking left as they scroll down scanning for an avatar with a post they would actually bother to read. They see none.

[Pub Lover]

Giving a guy mod powers seems a sure fire way to make them stop posting.

AChimp & Esuohlim were two of the most prolific posters on here until they got their mod on. :(

[Esuohlim]

Giving a guy mod powers seems a sure fire way to make them stop posting.

If that's the case then I have a whole list of people I'd love to give mod powers to.

[Pub Lover]

I think those people would be better served by a ban. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Everytime I post I'm sure that picture of Seth in my sig gets slightly more peeved at me.

[Pub Lover]

He is all "PUB! PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND I WILL TRY NOT TO BE OVERLY COMPLEX WHEN I SAY THAT YOU ARE ALSO ONE OF THOSE FAGS WITH WHOM I AM VEXED! I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND! :pipepuff"

[Pub Lover]

fucknuts. :dunce

[Esuohlim]

Seth is another one of those guys who could stand to post more around here :mad

Pub, a little less :lol

[Pub Lover]

A little, or a lot? :(

Ordinarily, or today? :(

FartinMowler, or KellyChaos?

[Pub Lover]

Hugh Jackman is in the next town over from me right now.

I wish I could leave the house, because then I would totally go there & stand at the back of a crowd of rednecks & scream like a little girl.

Also, ElPila666 please post in here more. k thanx

[Pub Lover]

This is me trying to post less. :(

It would be less annoying for me if all of you posted more. ;)

[executioneer]

OKAY

[Pub Lover]

Don't worry, Willie. We all know you do not post so much because you have problems. ;(

[Pub Lover]

If I remember correctly, the Angry Videogame Nerd used this as one of his first episodes, because it ruined his childhood.

i think being a lame penis taster probably ruined it harder

:lol

However, when you do post it is worth the wait. Almost.

[Guitar Woman]

the internet

[liquidstatik]

;O

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak:

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.swfupload.com/view/104006.htm (http://www.swfupload.com/view/104006.htm)



YES

[Chojin]

what the fuck?

[Guitar Woman]

Perhaps if swfupload hadn't downsized it to 1x1 pixels you might have appreciated that a little more

[Esuohlim]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS BUT IF I COULD HAZARD A GUESS COULD IT POSSIBLY BE MOTHER 3 RELATED? :o

[Guitar Woman]

YOU WOULD BE CORRECT

http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/kumatora-dance.swf

>:

[Emu]

that warmed my heart <3

[Guitar Woman]

If you count Earthbound 64 this game has taken longer to reach an english speaking audience than Duke Nukem Forever

[Emu]

But DNF is one game that was never officially canned. And it never reached non-English speaking audiences either.

[Esuohlim]

Oh man when that translation is finally done and I'll finally get to be able to play it I'll have an orgasm so big it'll measure 9.5 on the richter scale

[liquidstatik]

CIGARETTE BREAK

[Zomboid]

Oh man when that translation is finally done and I'll finally get to be able to play it I'll have an orgasm so big it'll measure 9.5 on the richter scale

Yeah. It's gotten to the point where I go and check for updates at least 3 times a week. I'm so fucking pumped for it but it keeps looking so far away. First it was supposed to come out last november, and now they're just saying it'll be done when it's done. Hoooopefully we'll have it by the time this school term ends.

[ElPila666]

Come on Pub lover i know you're awake. what are you doing?

[ElPila666]

what time is it in USA?

[ElPila666]

Well i guess i can take the job of vigilante. I don't care to sleep in here

[liquidstatik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCS44CLO7Kg this makes me lol every tiem :x

[ElPila666]

Oh man now i'm really worried about who ron paul is

[executioneer]

a monster and a criminal, probably

[terrva]

The greatest superhero there ever was.

[Sethomas]

I'd sooner vote for RuPaul!

[MarioRPG]

My parents are making me go tanning. ...Should this worry me?

EDIT: I told them if the person behind the counter was a male with an earring and streaked hair I wouldn't go through with it.

[Tadao]

My parents are making me go tanning. ...Should this worry me?

EDIT: I told them if the person behind the counter was a male with an earring and streaked hair I wouldn't go through with it.

You're talking about tanning beds right? If so, then yeah, that is weird. Only because they are making you go, which would mean they can't stand seeing your white body, which brings up questions.

[MetalMilitia]

You're talking about tanning beds right? If so, then yeah, that is weird. Only because they are making you go, which would mean they can't stand seeing your white body, which brings up questions.

:lol

I agree, this is possibly the strangest thing I've heard someone be instructed to do by their parents.

[JediScum]

For certain. Maybe your parents forgot that it's still FUCKING FEBRUARY, where last week, my town got 10 inches of snow in a day. 12 miles north, across the border into Wisconsin, Bel-wah got 20 inches.

Maybe it's not that uncommon for people to be pale at this time of year.

Unless they wanted you to go and make leather. That might be kind of fun to learn.

[MarioRPG]

Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

Come on Pub lover i know you're awake. what are you doing?

Trying to make one page of this thread not have a post by me on it.

It seemed like Forever. :x

[Emu]

Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

[executioneer]

man quit that :( i was gettin worried

[Pub Lover]

Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

Tans alleviate sunburn & muggings.

Unless you spent your whole time hiding in your hostel. ;)

Also, tans potentially increase the likelihood sex. >:

AGAIN THIS DOESN'T OCCUR IF YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM :lol

[Pub Lover]

They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

Back to you doing that is it? >:

[Emu]

yeah

[Pub Lover]

:(
man quit that :( i was gettin worried

;)

[MetalMilitia]

http://i25.tinypic.com/21eck7l.gif

I found a funny picture of a cat on the Internet. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

[Pub Lover]

That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.

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[JediScum]

I assume then, that Tanning of the skin is common practice for your parents.

If i were given that, well, ultimatum, i'd say do it with me or no go.

Also remind them that some "foriegn chicks" like to have mad sex with the fair of skin. Especially if they speak Spanish with a thick American accent.

[Pub Lover]

It can be so sad when the immediate is past so quickly. :tear

[JediScum]

isn't it?

[JediScum]

Tan or no tan, tell yer 'Rental units that Cuba is a no go. But Brazil might be because the hookers are not only cheaper but sometimes men.

[Pub Lover]

Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

Oh yeah? :blah

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/JakeBusey.jpg

[Pub Lover]

OH SHIT! IT'S TRUE! :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Goddamn it.

[WhiteRat]

That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

[Grislygus]

So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.

[Pub Lover]

If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

Suddenly the dancing fat cat animation is so lacking in my eyes.

I really want to see the shuddering ripples. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Sethomas]

You know, they made java applets back around like 2000 that could add ripples on mouseover to any pictures.

I could totally steal an applet code and do that to a fat cat picture.

But I'm lazy.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

Stupid. :(
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[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/NickCave.jpg

[Pub Lover]

It's like he he was thinking HMMM, HOW COULD I MAKE MYSELF LOOK EVEN SCARIER TO CHILDREN?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kV5XkBQsKU

[Esuohlim]

It's ok Pub, a failed Page Brak is a million times better than a crime :eek

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of which I should probably do about 15 million failed Page Braks to even things out :(

[Pub Lover]

Good idea. ;)

Anyone here remember The Rorschach? He just IMed me with an interrogation.

The scary part is that I'm reading Watchmen right now too. :eek

[Tadao]

So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.

Are you on the Bible Belt?

[ElPila666]

Do you guy have electric vote? I mean do you vote througth internet?

[ElPila666]

Do you guys can vote througth the nintendo Wii or the PS3?

[ElPila666]

Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

You should wear a Che Guevara T-shirt and you'll be ok.

[Esuohlim]

I vote with my Electronic Quarterback

[Pub Lover]

Hey ElPila666! Please do not edit your posts to say completely different things. Especially if you accused us of being on drugs the first time. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

boy cats don't have nipples, pub

[Pub Lover]

Did I ask?

[Pub Lover]

RIPPLES NOT NIPPLES! :lol

[Pub Lover]

RIPPLING FAT :eek

[ElPila666]

Do you mean strong alcohol ripples, right?

[ElPila666]

I haved a riding bike electronic coleco esuohlim you make me remember that

[Tadao]

Ok, time to put aside the perv creep thing, I'm creeping myself out. Now to think of a new Title by my name. Maybe try on another avatar for awhile.

[Pub Lover]

Do you mean strong alcohol ripples, right?

If I did I would say strong alcohol ripples in my belly drunk. ;)

[terrva]

Am i the only one who immensely enjoys reading ElPila666's posts?

[executioneer]

hell no

[Pub Lover]

Everytime ElPila666 posts is a like another fun little festival, I hope he keeps it up.

[Chojin]

i like to imagine that he sighs dreamily after every post, just like his avatar.

[Pub Lover]

In Rog's recent blog entry (http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2008/02/12/1st-floor-elevator-users/), he talks about elevator use, but something that confused me was his use of ground floor & first floor. I was under the impression that you Yanks refered to the ground floor as the first floor & counted up from there. Now Anglo-American language use contentions are too numerous for me to always remember all of them, but is this an internal United States problem rather than an internation issue?

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[executioneer]

i think it depends on the elevator manufacturer, to be honest

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I was all paranoid that I'd got it confused so I looked it up on the totally true internet resource. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey)

Some U.S. high-rise buildings follow the British system, often out of a desire on the part of the building's architect or owners to suggest a posh UK/ European setting.

[MarioRPG]

They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

Ah, I see. They want those for themselves.

[Esuohlim]

I live in a building built on a hill with, in order of descension, the 4th floor through the 1st floor, a ground floor, and a terrace floor. The front of the building enters through to the first floor and the back of the building enters through to the terrace floor.

So I guess my points are a) the terrace is the bottom floor which is the opposite of the definition of "terrace" in my opinion and b) it's impossible to leave the building from the "ground floor" without taking a flight of stairs. >:

So I guess my actual point is yeah Pub we're right the rest of the world is wrong deal with it!

[Pub Lover]

We do deal with it. We deal with it by being snide and pretending to be superior. :posh

[executioneer]

where i work you can actually get into the building on the 1st AND 2nd floor

and the floor below 1st, where i work, is called the "service level", and you can get in on that floor as well

[MarioRPG]

Great, now I am sick.

[Pub Lover]

From getting a tan?

[saltshakermaniac]

I just got home, picked up a copy of Devil may cry 4 and had a tattoo done

[Guitar Woman]

Let her think she is moving by herself but secretly move in a couple of blocks from her new place, then periodically break into her house to read her diary & when she writes that she mises you, that is when you casually meet her at the grocery store.

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

Pub has a real way with the ladies

[Pub Lover]

If she fails to write that she misses you, due to her not understanding that she is still deeply in love with you, be sure to write that in for her.

[saltshakermaniac]

nah, iam just going to let that one go. Its not realy worth it

[Pub Lover]

When faced with doubts, be sure to look at any pictures you may have of the two of you together, like that time when you went to her work party & you happened to be in the background when one of her colleagues took her photo and she had kept it because her hair looked good at that angle but later you removed the picture for your own use while checking through her belongings, you know just before you read her e-mails.

[saltshakermaniac]

Actually the sad thing about that is that out of the 2 years with her, we only took 4 or 5 pictures of us toghter

[Pub Lover]

Pub has a real way with the ladies

YOU SHOULD KNOW, SUGALIPS! :love

[Guitar Woman]

I hope you aren't taking this seriously

[Pub Lover]

The other day I told a guy to leave his wife based on my expert understanding of relationships. He agreed.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2928-Zero-Punctuation-Sim-City-Societies

[Pub Lover]

Guys, this is a secret but I don't watch internet videos. :x

[executioneer]

but its by a saucy british expat living in the southern hemisphere like yourself

[Pub Lover]

Because I really like myself & people with traits in common with me.

[Fathom Zero]

There are people outside of jail. :lol

[Tadao]

Why does a barely legal girl have to sign up when I'm trying to change my ways :(

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao, stay away from dat jailbait. Won't get you anywhere, man.

[MattJack]

I want to vote somebody off the i-mockery island

[Pub Lover]

Why does a barely legal girl have to sign up when I'm trying to change my ways :(
Who are you talking about, Creepotron? :confused
I want to vote somebody off the i-mockery island

Is it me? :(

[Tadao]

Pub, I'm talking about mmm_brains

[MattJack]

no it isn't you Pub. I like you because one of my best friends is from NZ, so I like you because I imagine all people from NZ to be cool like him.

We can make this a game though.

Hint 1: They do not have a mustache.

[Pub Lover]

When did that user mention their gender?

[Fathom Zero]

So that rules out Gene Shalit.

[Tadao]

When did that user mention their gender?

They didn't, but you can tell by their bio in "let's get to know". Or they are a gay.

[executioneer]

idk i don't think "maquel" sounds much like a girl name

[Pub Lover]

Fav. Video Game- That's like asking a mother which of her children she favors...

Could just be bad at analogies.

[Pub Lover]

Also, 18 isn't jailbait.

idk i don't think "maquel" sounds much like a girl name

Pretty much, but if it is a she then sorry.

[Fathom Zero]

It is on No-Sex-With-Anybody Island.

[Pub Lover]

Stop reminding me where I live Fathom, or I'll repost Jake Busey.

[Fathom Zero]

My mother wouldn't appreciate that, you cad.

[MattJack]

Hint 2: I hate this poster

[Fathom Zero]

Oh shit it's not me is it?

[MattJack]

Hint 3: This poster isn't black or have any lazy eyes

[MattJack]

No it isn't you buddy you are as cool as a fan.

[executioneer]

do they have the same number of letters in their username as you do

[Fathom Zero]

What a load off my back that was.

Hint 3: This poster isn't black or have any lazy eyes

:lol

[MattJack]

This poster does not have the same amount of letters in their username as me

[MattJack]

Hint 4: This poster still posts

[MattJack]

Hint 5: Zomboid could probably guess this poster on his first try

[Sam]

I know it's not me. :picklehat

[MattJack]

It can't be you Sam

w/o u I would never know what the end of the classic 1989 arcade game TMNT would look like

u are def safe

[Fathom Zero]

Need my James Bond avatar back.

[executioneer]

hahah ok hint 5 makes it a little too easy

can anyone guess who I thought it was w/ the whole same number of letters as mattjack username

[MattJack]

Hint 6: This poster has probably made you say "UGH" in your mind or out loud within the past 2 weeks.

[Sam]

I can be your hero Mattjack.

I can wash away your pain.

[Pub Lover]

Does this user look like DJ Conner?

[Pub Lover]

can anyone guess who I thought it was w/ the whole same number of letters as mattjack username
Esuohlim. :eek

[MattJack]

If only you could wash away this poster Sam :tear

Good guess Pub! But incorrect!

[MattJack]

i was going to say Milhouse backwards too :(

[Fathom Zero]

Does this poster have hair like Moe Howard?

[Sam]

Did you guys know he is a rapist?

[MattJack]

Hint 7: This poster is probably one of the red dots on the local sex offenders map that your newspaper puts out once a month or so

[Sam]

I KNEW IT

[Pub Lover]

Did you guys know he is a rapist?

Someone did tell me this. ;)

[MattJack]

:lol @ fathom, no

I can only think of two people with that haircut and they're aight

[Dixie]

Hint 7: This poster is probably one of the red dots on the local sex offenders map that your newspaper puts out once a month or so
Dude that's half of I-mockery, including the girls.

[Pub Lover]

Hint 7: This poster is probably one of the red dots on the local sex offenders map that your newspaper puts out once a month or so

I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T ME! >:

[MattJack]

Hint 8: This poster's eyes are black

[Sam]

As is his/her SOUL.

[Fathom Zero]

Ugh like distasteful or Ugh like that sucks?

[Pub Lover]

Dude that's half of I-mockery, including the girls.

CiG is standing in for Emu tonight. :(

[executioneer]

Esuohlim. :eek

no way >3 melhouse

[MattJack]

Dude that's half of I-mockery, including the girls.
But this poster looks the part

[Esuohlim]

This poster does not have the same amount of letters in their username as me

Whew :eek

[Pub Lover]

Ugh like distasteful or Ugh like that sucks?

UGH as in "UGH! THAT IS WAY BEYOND JOKING AROUND, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE"

[MattJack]

Ugh like distasteful or Ugh like that sucks?
both

BONUS HINT: Biggest Ugh was in the post your picture thread

[Fathom Zero]

Oh, now I have it dead-pinned.

[MattJack]

give it to me in a spoiler!

[Pub Lover]

no way <3 melhouse

Yeah, Tom! It's all about the love 4 U! :love

Sorry :x

[executioneer]

gw

[Sam]

Tadao

[Fathom Zero]

IT'S YOU! But if it's not Tadao, I don't know what's real anymore.

[Pub Lover]

BONUS HINT: Biggest Ugh was in the post your picture thread

No way, you must have missed the thing I'm thinking about. :(

[MattJack]

Incorrect guys!

Keep trying!

http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230223509.jpg

[Sam]

THAT IS NOT IN A SPOILER TAG FATHOM, YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED.

[executioneer]

ps that was my guess not who i want to karate kick off a bridge

[Pub Lover]

Me. :(

[Fathom Zero]

THAT IS NOT IN A SPOILER TAG FATHOM, YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED.

YOU'RE NOT RUNNING THE GAME, COCKMASTER.

[Tadao]

Not me? I feel.. disappointed somehow....

[Sam]

I WILL RUN MY FIST INTO YOUR FACE.

[MattJack]

Hint 9: This poster is not a GW, but has roughly the same color hair

[Pub Lover]

Not me? I feel.. disappointed somehow....

Whoa, wait. Now I have no idea! :eek

[Fathom Zero]

YOUR FIST WILL BE MET WITH STEEL TEETH FOR I AM JAWS.

[Esuohlim]

Are you sure it's not GW

[MattJack]

THIS POSTER JUST POSTED AND NOW I QUIT THE FORUMS FOR 30 MINUTES

[Guitar Woman]

I FEEL IT IS RUDE TO INTERRUPT BUT I LOOK MORE LIKE JACK WHITE THAN ANYONE THESE DAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP >: >: >:

[MattJack]

PS THAT WAS HINT 10

POST YOUR FINAL ANSWER

[Fathom Zero]

???

[Tadao]

Elohel

[Fathom Zero]

I FEEL IT IS RUDE TO INTERRUPT BUT I LOOK MORE LIKE JACK WHITE THAN ANYONE THESE DAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP >: >: >:

I take it back, you look like Clint Howard.

[Pub Lover]

I FEEL IT IS RUDE TO INTERRUPT BUT I LOOK MORE LIKE JACK WHITE THAN ANYONE THESE DAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP >: >: >:

I NEED TO SEE PICTURES, HONEYHIPS! :love :internetperv :tadao

[MattJack]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_6396.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[MattJack]

NOBODY WINS

[Pub Lover]

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[Fathom Zero]

Oh, so I was right. We just posted at the same moment.

[MattJack]

SEE YALL IN NEVER AGAIN OR IN 30 MINUTES WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_6396.jpg

[Sam]

I SAID THAT

[Pub Lover]

NOBODY WINS

THAT IS HOW I FEEL MOST DAYS ABOUT ALL THIS. >:

[Sam]

I SAID TADAO WAY BACK >:

[Dixie]

I'm not shocked...

[Fathom Zero]

NOBODY WANTS IT

[Sam]

BULLSHIT THIS GAME WAS RIGGED

[Fathom Zero]

LIKE PLINKO

[Dixie]

I demand more dancing cats.

[Guitar Woman]

I would like to side with Sam on this issue

[Esuohlim]

I still say it's gw :lol

[Pub Lover]

I SAID THAT

WE ALL SAID IT IN OUR HEARTS. ;)

[Sam]

WELL I SAID IT ON OUR FUCKING I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARD. >:

IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

[Fathom Zero]

SAM SAID IT IN HIS MOUTH.

[Pub Lover]

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[Esuohlim]

Sam whoa dude you need to relax would you like a sedative ;)

[Tadao]

Yeah, Sam got it right. I am proud this day.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Sam]

GOD HELP ME FATHOM, I AM GOING TO WRITE IT ON MY KNUCKLES AND PUNCH YOU IN THE TEETH, STEEL OR NOT. IT IS GOING TO SAY IT IN YOUR MOUTH ACTUALLY IT WILL SAY "OADAT" UNLESS I WRITE THAT SHIT BACKWARDS.

[Pub Lover]

SAM SAID IT IN HIS MOUTH.
ME TOO, YOU JUST COULDN'T HEAR IT WITH MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH! >:
WELL I SAID IT ON OUR FUCKING I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARD. >:

IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

THAT WOULD BE COMPELLING IF YOU HAD EVIDENCE

[Pub Lover]

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[Dixie]

Thank you Pubbles, I needed that. Caffeine is starting to take hold.

[Fathom Zero]

You don't have the patience, QUICKSTER.

[Pub Lover]

I demand more dancing cats.

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[Pub Lover]

Thank you Pubbles, I needed that. Caffeine is starting to take hold.

Those dancing cats were unrelated to your request. ;(

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[Tadao]

I don't think I have ever pissed anyone off on the internet this badly. I think some people might be way to emotional or have been told that they are a great person too many times.

[Fathom Zero]

SAM, I WILL BREAK YOUR HAND WITH A SHOVEL.

AND THAT'S A FACT.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think I have ever pissed anyone off on the internet this badly. I think some people might be way to emotional or have been told that they are a great person too many times.

You're a terrific person!

[Dixie]

Doesn't matter to me dear Pubbles, I like the dancing cats either way.

Fathom's right Tad, Sam will do such things. When you're asleep.

[Pub Lover]

Doesn't matter to me dear Pubbles, I like the dancing cats either way.

There are words for people that like it from any direction. ;)

[Pub Lover]

There are words for people that like it from any direction. ;)

ONE OF THE WORDS IS TADAO :x

[Fathom Zero]

I smell fish. :x

[Sam]

JUST YOU WAIT FATHOM.

JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT.

[Fathom Zero]

WAIT FOR WHAT? THE DICK-LESS WONDER?

[Sam]

FOR THIS YOU COCK-CHUGGER.

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>:

[Sam]

WE WILL SEE WHO HAS PATIENCE WHEN YOU ARE PICKING UP YOUR TEETH WITH BROKEN FINGERS.

[Pub Lover]

WOAH SAM, TINY WHIST THERE PAL! :eek

[Fathom Zero]

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THROW DOWN, BITCH

[Sam]

I CAN'T EVEN READ THAT. >:

[Tadao]

This is all too funny, thanks MattJack for making me a little more famous!

[Pub Lover]

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WOAH! FATHOM! DON'T YOU BE PUTTING ANYTHING BACK AT MY BOY SAM!

[Fathom Zero]

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WHEN IT'S EMBLAZONED INTO YOUR SKULL CAVITY

[Sam]

YEAH I DOUBT THAT BECAUSE YOUR HANDWRITING IS SLOPPY, YOU CAD.

[Dixie]

I miss Seth :(

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak:

[Guitar Woman]

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[Pub Lover]

haha, I am so limp wristed. :gay

[Guitar Woman]

yeah.