I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MarioRPG]

what a poser

[MarioRPG]

Looks like Aunt Jemima. Again.

[Fathom Zero]

PURPLE RAIN, PURPLE RAIN.

[liquidstatik]

heeyy i had that song chopped & screwed, and it was beautiful :eek

[xbxDaniel]

Nobody has responded to my request! >:

[MarioRPG]

There was a bunch of younger people in the group, I wonder how many of them knew purple rain.

[liquidstatik]

PLAY SUPER MARIO OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

[xbxDaniel]

The half-time show really wasn't that entertaining guys.

[liquidstatik]

brb guys i need a cigarette :x

[Seven Force]

i dont advise that

[liquidstatik]

neither do i, but my body does :x

[MarioRPG]

K-Fed commercial, hilarious.

[Pub Lover]

I didn't see it, but I was told about it, and what I was told made me laugh.

[Seven Force]

why do you continue to post images that load the imageshack toad

[Seven Force]

wait that is your sig

[Seven Force]

oh well its too late for that time to LOAD THE TOAD

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/toad_index.jpg

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/toad.gif

phew only 3000 more posts to go

[xbxDaniel]

Btw, colts won. 29-17

[Sethomas]

My dad has met most of the Colts because he works the sidelines during home games. Umm, go local sports team!

[liquidstatik]

guys i was too busy learnin how to walk it out to refresh

goood job colts!

[Sam]

LOAD THE TOAD >:

[Pub Lover]

LOAD THE TOAD >:

:wank




z

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I hope Gadzooks is really pissed that the bears lost.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/image.png

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/common-toad-1.jpg

[Seven Force]

Safe for work and used the wrong tag? Not safe for work? You decide!

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/john-gilmore.png

meet john gilmore: licker of toads

[Seven Force]

he cant really see you right now because he is on a gnarly trip

[GADZOOKS]

I hope Gadzooks is really pissed that the bears lost.

Yeah because I really love football like i said in the football thread.

BUT I AM pissed off that Larry is going to win Puppy Bowl III even though he is ugly as all get out. Also the black puppy that got his ass stuck in the water bowl didn't even have his name in the ballot. Puppy Bowl is all about cuteness, and they fucked up.

[Seven Force]

you might think toad collecting is esoteric in nature

no quite the contrary

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/toad-toastingW.jpg

[Goat Cheese]

Oh man one day I am so going to live in Toad Hollow.

[Seven Force]

have you met the league of salubrious toad collectors?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/toad26.jpg

circa 1924, these people are the worlds leading toad enthusiasts (besides loser hippies)

[Goat Cheese]

I sense some furry in that picture.

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, I think football might be the most boring thing ever :x

[GADZOOKS]

You may be right if you didn't exist.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh man, how the hell did I know Gadzooks was gonna chime in after that post with a comment like that? I must be psychic or something! :o

[GADZOOKS]

is that a slam? Are you that low of testosterone that you would slam someone with a puppy avatar?

Nevermind :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

But seriously, if I had to choose between reading my own posts for eternity or watching football for eternity, I'd have to go with the first one. Jesus christ, I don't get why people even watch this shitty sport.

[GADZOOKS]

I wish choice 1 wasn't a possible reality.

[SKATERMONKEY]

sports are awesome because there is no pre - determined outcome.Unless its corrupted like maybe boxing.just a bunch of hot sweaty blokes who want it really bad. I love it.

[MattJack]

But seriously, if I had to choose between reading my own posts for eternity or watching football for eternity, I'd have to go with the first one. Jesus christ, I don't get why people even watch this shitty sport.

Some people like watching football, some people like pretending to be a girl just to gain acceptance on message boards. :\

[Seven Force]

some people don't like either

that's what tivo and the ignore feature is for

[MattJack]

the ignore feature is for weak

[MattJack]

and the weak too

[Guitar Woman]

Luckily the restaurant I was in had a Metal Slug arcade cabinet so I wasn't completely bored the whole time

[Seven Force]

opinion noted

[SKATERMONKEY]

fight the power

[GADZOOKS]

Less football and guitar woman and more Toad Loading, please.

[Guitar Woman]

I think it's high time I put fagzooks on my asshole list, he is just getting too annoying

[Seven Force]

gadzooks? annoying?

this coming from the forum's furry?

[GADZOOKS]

I think it's high time I put fagzooks on my asshole list, he is just getting too annoying

I support this idea, I would ignore you but I heard a rumor you say something funny now and then once in a haley's comit so I decided to tough it out and just UPSET YOU.

[Guitar Woman]

what does me being a furry have to do with any of this?

Also, midna's not even furry. Chojin is making FALSE ACCUSATIONS here

[MattJack]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/208/a/5/BattleToads_by_lastscionz.jpg
Do these count?
What kind of furry do you think GW is?

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/Toad.gif

here's some toad fun for all ages!
you can create your own toad!
you limit is only your imagination and what available crayons you have laying around

[xbxDaniel]

:rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

What the hell, man, it won't let me color it in MSpaint. >:

[MattJack]

GW WHAT KIND OF FURRY ARE YOU? I'M A FURRY TOO AND MY COSTUME IS A BLUE WHALE. WHAT IS YOURSS????

<3
MattJack(the blue whale)

[Seven Force]

you tard i said use crayons

[Guitar Woman]

I don't have a color scanner, jackass

[Guitar Woman]

MY FURRY NAME IS MOUSEY MCCHEESE PAWS

[Seven Force]

if you send it in to the LSTC you could have it up on the board of fame like

Sally Blagovetch, age 23

http://alsotheband.com/brother%20toad.jpg

[Seven Force]

http://alsotheband.com/brother%20toad.jpg

[MattJack]

You should change it to Mousey McDICKcheese Paws

[Seven Force]

ok you know what shes not important anyway but you get what im saying

also gw if you're too poor for a printer/scanner then you're too poor for the LSTC

[Guitar Woman]

I've got a printer and I was gonna just take a picture of it, but then I realized I didn't even have any crayons. :(

[Seven Force]

we are still solving the mystery of the toad to this day

[Seven Force]

for instance did you know that toads were a mortal enemy of homo erectus?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/GiantandToad.jpg

they dont teach you that in high school

[GADZOOKS]

Some people give toad a bad name

http://www.windmillsprogramme.com/images/animals/toad.jpg

like the n word

[Seven Force]

well there are some rotten ones in the bunch I can assure you that the LSTC wants nothing to do with their monkey, er toadshines

[Seven Force]

there is only one solution for the likes of them

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMGP0854.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Even with all these people on, nobody's, like, posting. Y'all suck.

[GADZOOKS]

Because we are waiting for you to say something stupid.

Whoops, mission accomplished.

[GADZOOKS]

- Animal Sexuality (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0788476/) (1977) TV Episode .... Barth Gimble

[Guitar Woman]

Seriously, guys, this is fucking boring. Someone out there entertain me or something.

[SKATERMONKEY]

Because we are waiting for you to say something stupid.

Whoops, mission accomplished.

im waiting for him to say something intelligent.
think i'll be waiting a loooong time...

[Guitar Woman]

You're one to talk. :rolleyes

[Chojin]

Go play Eternal Darkness like all the cool kids :picklehat

[Guitar Woman]

I would if I still owned it. :(

[Chojin]

I thought I would get more annoyed by all of the playable characters getting murdered, but for some reason I just think it's funny every time :< ESPECIALLY the priest that gets smashed in one blow from that boss :<

[Chojin]

i wish the wii would let you use the classic controller for gamecube games ;<

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I hope I'm not the only one who thinks a sequel to or a remake of Mischief Makers is in order. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I'm in the dark palace in LttP and I'm getting pretty sick of this game. At this point I'm just wandering around aimlessley looking for any doors I've unlocked, it is not fun

[Guitar Woman]

I mean haven't unlocked

god damn no-editing rules

[Fathom Zero]

I'm watching Merlin right now. It is the best movie like ever.

[Grislygus]

Well, I'm back from the superbowl betting pools. I actually won for once, mainly because the Bears' quarterback fails at life. Also, Muhsin Muhammad. Someone please tell me he was booed because of some controversy, and not because he had a Muslim name.


What's a fun snes game to play?

Firepower 2000. Mindless explodey-type fun.

[Grislygus]

Holy shit, Edit's gone. I'm gonna look like a drooling retard if I get into any more arguments with Kahljorn.

[MetalMilitia]

Hey remember when I was saying my housemate's car got set onfire, well I took some pictures:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/BurntCar/IMAGE_00005.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/BurntCar/IMAGE_00004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/BurntCar/IMAGE_00003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/BurntCar/IMAGE_00002.jpg

[SKATERMONKEY]

i he caught the person who did it and set him/her on fire

[MarioRPG]

i he caught the person
What? Seriously, what?

[Goat Cheese]

Don't say what three times or you'll summon him from his lair!

[BlueOatmeal]

Oh man guys I've been playing Metroid Prime for Gamecube and I like it.

[Fathom Zero]

My foot is bleeding.

[Grislygus]

Any particular reason?

[Fathom Zero]

I have a habit of picking at my scabs.

[Fathom Zero]

NOW IT ITCHES. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Oh man guys I've been playing Metroid Prime for Gamecube and I like it.
You say that like it's a bad thing. :<

[Pub Lover]

Lazy Posting Madness! :eek

[BlueOatmeal]

Its not a bad thing. Shut up! Like you can even begin to know me.

:fingersnap

[Pub Lover]

Lazy Posting Mundaneness. :eek


Mundaneneneneneneneneneneneneness. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Posting sadness.:(

[Pub Lover]

Madness.

[Pub Lover]

POSTING MADNESS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

POSTING MADNESS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Posting madness? :eek

[Pub Lover]

POSTING MAAAAAAAADNEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!:eek

[Pub Lover]

NIGGA! :eek

[Pub Lover]

POSTING RACIST! :eek

[Pub Lover]

POSTING MADNESS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I hate YouTube because of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9vG85jX1g) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQW9hyuZVE)
There was another like the Peanut Butter one, but it got taken down due to 'copyright infringement'. :eek


Someone stole a video of a guy rubbing himself with sauce & it was taken down due to copyright infringement? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Internet Madness! :eek

[FartinMowler]

you really need a hobby dude :(

[Pub Lover]

I like this hobby. ;(

What I need is to get laid.! :lol

[BlueOatmeal]

I start work Wednesday.

[Pub Lover]

At getting me Laid? Dude, don't even try!

I'm The Dude Who Sucks, Plus I Got Depression. :eek


Oh, you mean Starbucks. K. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Just don't upload pictures that will take 10 minutes to download on DSL just so your stalkers can print out pictures of you bigger than the Bayeux Tapestry.
That actually sounds like a pretty cool webproject. ;(

[Pub Lover]

I'm not linking to where that's from because if you don't already know then I'm not talking to you. :(

[Pub Lover]

WHAT? WHAT! :posh

Vets 4 Life!

[Pub Lover]

Posting Madness, Guys? :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/46fe08c73a.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
The Bandit and I, doin what they say can't be done.

123456?

[Guitar Woman]

How do I do the slide puzzle in RE4 :(

[Pub Lover]

I don't know! :eek

[Emu]

which one is that

[Pub Lover]

Page Break. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

which one is that
What do you mean which one? There's only one. It's at the part where you're Ashley and when you finish it all the suits of armor come to life and start chasing you.

[Esuohlim]

PSTING MADNESS

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit no edit >:

[Emu]

What do you mean which one? There's only one. It's at the part where you're Ashley and when you finish it all the suits of armor come to life and start chasing you.

hey f*ck you it's been a while okay

and i don't know :(

http://www.gamefaqs.com/

[Esuohlim]

PSSSSSSSSTING MADNESS

[Pub Lover]

PSSSSSSSSTING MADNESS

:lol


PSSST! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.du.edu/~ssteven1/Portland%20Oregon.jpg
Best city ever.

Yeah, if you've never been to another* city.

Especially one outside the US.

I'm basically saying you suck. :)

*Any other or another?

[Guitar Woman]

You've obviously never been to portland, asshole

[Guitar Woman]

Also: it's any other.

[Pub Lover]

Hey, be nice. Bitch! >:

No, but seriously. Portland sucks. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Also: it's any other.

It's a preference thing, & I'm not sure of mine. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

How the hell would you know? You're on, like, the other side of the planet.

[Pub Lover]

Slight meaning difference, but much the same thing in the end.

[Guitar Woman]

PS fuck you man I ACED fifth grade grammar I know what the hell I'm doing

[Pub Lover]

How the hell would you know? You're on, like, the other side of the planet.

Yeah? Your Mom!

[Pub Lover]

PS fuck you man I ACED fifth grade grammar I know what the hell I'm doing

Fifth grade in the US is Kindergarten in the rest of the world, right?

[Emu]

My copy of megaman legends has a huge gougey slash across the back of it and now it won't play. ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

INFLAMMATORY POLITICAL COMMENTARY

[Guitar Woman]

My copy of megaman legends has a huge gougey slash across the back of it and now it won't play. ;_;
So get the N64 version :<

[Pub Lover]

How the hell would you know? You're on, like, the other side of the planet.

Simple inductive logic.

GW likes sucky things. GW likes Portland. Portland is a sucky thing. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Simple inductive logic.

GW likes sucky things. GW likes Portland. Portland is a sucky thing. :eek

Wait, I see my mistake.

GW likes sucking things.


Where things=cocks.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you kidding Portland's great! It's like a party all the time!

[Emu]

So get the N64 version :<

fuck that

[Emu]

edit page break!

[Guitar Woman]

At least it can't get ruined by shitty accidents like discs can. Not only that it's basically the same game, I don't get what your problem is.

[Pub Lover]

Are you kidding Portland's great! It's like a party all the time!

Oh man, if it was a party all the time outside I wouldn't be on the internet.

I'd be on the balcony yelling at the bastards to shut up.

Bloody party jerks & their noise. >:

:(

[xbxDaniel]

Pub wasn't invited guys. :(

[Pub Lover]

I was invited, but my neighbours are sinister raccoons and cephalopods. :x

[Pub Lover]

Haha, ok with my history of NIGGA :eek that does look racist.

I didn't mean it to be that way.

It was a reference (http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=524). Pretty much the only thing I reference lately.

[Pub Lover]

Now it's your turn to explain bad attempts at jokes. ;(

[Esuohlim]

Oh man, if it was a party all the time outside I wouldn't be on the internet.

lol lol yeah haha that's because

oh wait

I'd be on the balcony yelling at the bastards to shut up.

...well thanks for not leaving me room for jokes >:

[Guitar Woman]

What the hell is going on

[Guitar Woman]

PS that was directed at pub you fags

[xbxDaniel]

Go back to your party.

[Pub Lover]

...well thanks for not leaving me room for jokes >:

Haha. :lol

I was totally thinking :esouhlim when I wrote that bit. ;(

[Guitar Woman]

No thanks, it's after five. That's when the homeless come out and hunt for cans and shit :x

[Pub Lover]

What the hell is going on

PS that was directed at pub you fags

:eek




PSSTING MADNESS!

[Esuohlim]

PSSSTING MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA :eek

[Esuohlim]

SERIOUS PSSTING PROBLEMS... ;(

[Pub Lover]

Are you trying to be completely over the top with your narcissism? Because it's not working.

That is because in actuality, I am an extremely insecure person. I like to act narcissistic over the internet to make up for the inadequacies in my life. True story.

Me too but when I do it I don't fuck up horribly

DISAGREE.

[Pub Lover]

PSSSTING MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA :eek

MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA! :eek

[Esuohlim]

"Leaving in 4 days"

:x :x :x

[xbxDaniel]

:rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Oh sh*t that reminds me I'm going to boarding school on friday :x

[Pub Lover]

"Leaving in 4 days"

:x :x :x

It's a countdown. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh sh*t that reminds me I'm going to boarding school on friday :x

Lesbian boarding school?

[xbxDaniel]

ba-dum-psh

[Guitar Woman]

Ass Burgers boarding school :x

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus christ, my sister's an asshole. She's trying to use these tiny handcuffs to chain my cat to her bed >:

[Pub Lover]

Jesus christ, my sister's an asshole. She's trying to use these tiny handcuffs to chain my cat to her bed >:

Furry runs in your family?

[Pub Lover]

Ass Burgers boarding school :x

That sucks. I had to do three years at Homogay boarding school, so I feel your pain.

Intimately.

[Guitar Woman]

I think I caught it from her originally. She's a big faggot for dragons and shit :x

[xbxDaniel]

:x Fur real.

[Emu]

I forgot what good games the first three Crash Bandicoots are ;(

[Pub Lover]

I think I caught it from her originally.

But Furry is an STD! :eek

You either caught it in utero... or... :x


STOP FUCKING YOUR SISTER, YOU PERVE! >:

[Guitar Woman]

What the hell f*ck you man I'm not that much of a /b/ tard >:

[xbxDaniel]

Hey, baby steps.

First, stop fucking your cat.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't fuck my cat. :(

I will carry her around the house against her will stick her entire face in my mouth on occasion, though. :<

[Guitar Woman]

PS there was supposed to be an and there shut the hell up

[xbxDaniel]

Okay, stop sucking on your cat then.

[Pub Lover]

HOT LESBIAN SISTER ACTION! :eek

NOW NOW WITH EXTRA FUR! :eek


:x

[xbxDaniel]

Cuz that sounds really gross.

[Esuohlim]

I forgot what good games the first three Crash Bandicoots are ;(

I like them too :x

[Guitar Woman]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

[xbxDaniel]

I refuse to click that.

[Guitar Woman]

PS: Crash three is the only decent thing that piece of shit franchise has ever turned out. I really hope they never make another crash game ever again.

[Guitar Woman]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/78/Cathuffing.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

Have you put me on the ignore list yet, or not?

[Esuohlim]

PS: Crash three is the only decent thing that piece of shit franchise has ever turned out. I really hope they never make another crash game ever again.

I WILL BEAT YOU UP :fist

[Guitar Woman]

did daniel put me on ignore? Because then I would be OFFENDED

[xbxDaniel]

Daniel doesn't use ignore.

[xbxDaniel]

All the cool kids talk in third-person nowadays.

[Pub Lover]

GW, stop bragging about your use of the ignore function, else I'll have it taken away like I did with editing.

[Pub Lover]

Unless you brag lots in like five days, becasue then I won't do anything because I'd have left so whatever. :(

[Guitar Woman]

where are you going

[xbxDaniel]

To a party.

[Pub Lover]

where are you going

I'm compiling a list of awesome cities.

No US cities made it past prescreening though.

[xbxDaniel]

Not even Albuquerque? :(

Pub touring the U.S. would probably be a great success.

[SKATERMONKEY]

melbourne has to be on that list

[Fathom Zero]

Florida?

[Fathom Zero]

No way.

[Esuohlim]

I'm compiling a list of awesome cities.

No US cities made it past prescreening though.

http://www.travelandleisure.com/worldsbest/results.cfm?cat=cities

#6 New York :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Melbourne sucks.

[Esuohlim]

#10 San Francisco :eek :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I rate New York below Chicago. The whole experience was really underwhelming.

[Pub Lover]

melbourne has to be on that list

Sydney is the city I'm gonna judge Australia on, so basically you're screwed for a good review. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Pub touring the U.S. would probably be a great success.

I consider being fingerprinted an invasion of privacy, so until you stop being a bunch of bitches, no.

[SKATERMONKEY]

thats why its consistantly voted the most livable city in the world. Although it got pipped by a city in canada last year had to settle for no. 2, and was also officially named the sporting capital of the world.

[SKATERMONKEY]

Sydney is the city I'm gonna judge Australia on, so basically you're screwed for a good review. ;(

sydney? shit sydneys a shit hole you can't be serious

[xbxDaniel]

I consider being fingerprinted an invasion of privacy, so until you stop being a bunch of bitches, no.

:(

Damn six character requirement.

[Pub Lover]

But seriously, if anyone is in Europe during the next six months & don't mind meeting me, that would be cool. :(

[liquidstatik]

ur buyin my ticket rite?

[Goat Cheese]

you and Rankeri gonna be good friends.

[Pub Lover]

Ha. After my ticket I can't even afford food. :(

[Pub Lover]

you and Rankeri gonna be good friends.

West Europe.

Hell, I'm probably only willing to go as far as North France.

Unless like a road trip, but I don't think i can afford that much alcohol.


Fuck Finland. :lol

[liquidstatik]

hahaha ;<

pub you need to remove those "ethics" and get your ass to the ;o

[liquidstatik]

to the states* >:

[Pub Lover]

Going to the US without the option for MAJOR CRIMES isn't my idea of fun.

[liquidstatik]

we can rob a bank if you want ;<

[liquidstatik]

you have to buy the beer, though, i'm not 21 :x

[Pub Lover]

we can rob a bank if you want ;<

I'm not robbing banks with my fingerprints & photo on a frikking watchlist because New Zealand is somehow a terrorist nation. :(

[liquidstatik]

haha, new zealand is the LAST place i'd expect terrorist to come from ;<

i know shit of history, though. you guys might have BAD ROOTS, idk :x

[xbxDaniel]

I thought you didn't have to be 21 in most European countries to get alcohol?

[liquidstatik]

hey p.s. im in the US and you gotta be 21 hurr

[Pub Lover]

I thought you didn't have to be 21 in most European countries to get alcohol?

He's talking about if I had no ethics & slightly less preplanning of crimes ability.

[Goat Cheese]

oh come on. I believe within all of us is a little 1920s gangster going "mah! see!"

[Pub Lover]

Not if you get finger printed just for changing planes in a place.

[Pub Lover]

DAMN this global warming. God, talk about heat eh?

Sometimes I get angry when people don't seem to understand Climate Change. Then I remember that I'm well invested in highland property.

Haha. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys

[executioneer]

you just gotta make sure to wear gloves for crime IS IT THAT INCONVEINENT

[executioneer]

quick reply my ass, that took like three fucking minutes >:

[Pub Lover]

When was the last time you bought gloves? They're a restricted item now.

The shop assistant is all "Are you going to use these for MAJOR CRIMES?" & they know if you lie. You can't lie to shop assistants.

And I'm not going to smuggle some in. If I wanted hard work I wouldn't being doing CRIMES

[Guitar Woman]

I've got some driving gloves you can borrow, as evidenced by recent photos of me!

[Pub Lover]

It's like how GW said she was putting SKATERMONKEY on ignore and continued to respond to all his posts.

Haha, say a thing enough.

quick reply my ass, that took like three fucking minutes >:

It's all too slow.

POSTING SEDATENESS. :eek

[bigtimecow]

almost 1000 pages!!

[Pub Lover]

I've got some driving gloves you can borrow, as evidenced by recent photos of me!

I agree. My MAJOR CRIMES should start with you. ;D

[Guitar Woman]

omg dibs >:

[Guitar Woman]

On page 1000, I mean

[Seven Force]

internet transexuals don't get 1000 pages

[Seven Force]

they get the paddling of a lifetime

[bigtimecow]

bye feven sorce

[Guitar Woman]

fucking slow forum

[Seven Force]

1000 paddles to the face

[Guitar Woman]

So I finally got so sick of LttP that I am never going to play it again for the rest of my life and decided to play Super Metroid again, and I can't believe how much fucking better it is than LttP or pretty much anything on any 16-bit console ever. This shit is fucking awesome.

[Seven Force]

its not better than mega man x

[Guitar Woman]

I mean, right after you start a new game you're exploring the creepy space colony where everyone's all dead and stuff, then you find some FUCKING HUGE DRAGON ALIEN and do FURIOUS BATTLE WITH HIM and after that you have to escape the EXPLODING SPACE STATION and like immediately after that you're blasting your way through hordes of aliens hundreds of miles below the surface of Zebes and listening to that fucking kickass soundtrack :<

What a fucking classic :<