I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[The Damp Moose]

You are gay, sir.

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

You are gay, sir.
Please do not call Marc a homosexually obeese man, as Marc is a fine man! I would like to get into this forum, but please be polite! :blowme

[Emu]

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[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

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Sir, you are a very humorous man!

[Emu]

pub lover is that you

[The Damp Moose]

HAHA YOU REALLY TURNED THAT ONE AROUND!

[xbxDaniel]

Damp moose should hold a party. He'll be a year old tomorrow. I'll bring the keg.

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

pub lover is that you
Pubs are sins, my good man! Please do not speak of pubs, as they are where the homosexuals spawn from.

[Rongi]

it's clement

[Emu]

so hey rongi if you're reading this i've been listening to Hot Rats and I love it :O what other Zappa albums are worth getting?

EDIT: i guess you are reading it haha :lol

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

it's clement
Who is Clement, my good sir? He sounds like a man to commend! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[The Damp Moose]

POST EXPLOSION

[Rongi]

clement, you're not cute. shut up

emu, pretty much every Zappa album is worth owning. I suggest getting Burnt Weeney Sandwich. Absolutely Free is my favorite album of all time so check that out too.

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

clement, you're not cute. shut up

emu, pretty much every Zappa album is worth owning. I suggest getting Burnt Weeney Sandwich. Absolutely Free is my favorite album of all time so check that out too.
Are you do you think I am Clement? I am very concerned of Clement, as he mustn't be very alive to make another account!!!!!! I don't think he did, but Clement is a sinner!!! :wank :domo

[xbxDaniel]

Extreme Jesus Fucker...
does that mean you are extreme and fucked Jesus, or that you fuck extreme Jesus?

Apparently you whack off on a brown monster. I'll leave with that.

[Emu]

EXTREME JESUS, FUCKER

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

EXTREME JESUS, FUCKER
I mean, Jesus fucks me extremely! It's the holy way, you sinner! Here in heaven we whack off to Domo-Kun!

[Marc Summers]

EXTREME JESUS, FUCKER
I mean, Jesus fucks me extremely! It's the holy way, you sinner! Here in heaven we whack off to Domo-Kun!
ugh

GOD

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

EXTREME JESUS, FUCKER
I mean, Jesus fucks me extremely! It's the holy way, you sinner! Here in heaven we whack off to Domo-Kun!
ugh

GOD
No, Jesus!

[xbxDaniel]

Are you saying that Jesus is in peril of some sort?
Is he in trouble?
Did he fall down the well boy?

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

Are you saying that Jesus is in peril of some sort?
Is he in trouble?
Did he fall down the well boy?
JESUS IS MIGHTY!!!! SHUT UP OR HE'LL ANYLEE RAPE YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING!!!!! 8================================================= ================================================== ================================================== ================================================== ================================================== ================================================== ============================)

[xbxDaniel]

No, the priest does that. You silly Jesus Fucker you.

[The Damp Moose]

I think Retro Kat likes gay sex, too.

I might be mistaken.

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

No, the priest does that. You silly Jesus Fucker you.
LIAR!!! JESUS SAYS YOU HAVE A TENDER ASS WHEN HE GRABS A DOMO-KUN AND SHOVES IT UP YOUR ASS CAUSING YOU TO SCREAM WHILE DOMO-KUN SHOVES HIS LAZER THROUGH YOUR PENIS WHILE HE MOVES HIS LAZER SO YOUR PENIS LOOKS LIKE A HYPER-ACTIVE FOOL!!!!! THEN YOUR PENIS WILL KILL YOU WHILE DOMO-KUN EATS YOUR ORGANS SEXUALLY

[xbxDaniel]

EATS YOUR ORGANS SEXUALLY

So, he sticks his penis in my liver? With his mouth? Domo-Kun doesn't have a penis for a mouth does he? I thought he didn't.

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

EATS YOUR ORGANS SEXUALLY

So, he sticks his penis in my liver? With his mouth? Domo-Kun doesn't have a penis for a mouth does he? I thought he didn't.
HE RIPS OFF PENIS AND SHOVES INTO YOUR LIVERS WITH YUM CHEESE

[The Damp Moose]

I think Jesus is a character.

That Jesus. What a guy.

[xbxDaniel]

Jesus fucker, ready to comment? What no witty comeback involving Domo-kun, his penis, and your ass?

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

Jesus fucker, ready to comment? What no witty comeback involving Domo-kun, his penis, and your ass?
DOMO-KUN HAS BIGGER COCK THAN YOURS.

[xbxDaniel]

Domo-kun's cock is bigger then mine.

http://www.quietvalley.org/frolic_photos/rooster_large.jpg

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

Domo-kun's cock is bigger then mine.

http://www.quietvalley.org/frolic_photos/rooster_large.jpg
GO SUCK A RETARD FUCKER SHIT HELL MAN FUCK MAYO COCK

[The Damp Moose]

u guyz wunt 2 play yuigoh

plz

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

u guyz wunt 2 play yuigoh

plzJESUS WANTS TO DUEL!!!!

WAIITIT?!! NOWITTY COMMENTABOUTYOURENLARGED SIZE DD PENIS?

[xbxDaniel]

I'm going to go away now. Jesus fucker, don't touch Jesus there anymore. He might kill you with his "mighty penis Domo-kun".

[Esuohlim]

Do you guys get this thread? >:

[Extreme Jesus Fucker]

I'm going to go away now. Jesus fucker, don't touch Jesus there anymore. He might kill you with his "mighty penis Domo-kun".
HIS PENIS WILL PENTRETE YOUR BOWLS!!! HE WILL RAPE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ON THE FLOOR CHOKING ON PRETZELS!!!! YOU WILL EAT HIS COCOCOCK


FIDOFPFJ
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P YOU WILL ALL DIE DAMMIT

[Pub Lover]

...it's just a place where all the non-cunts on the board can talk...
Speak For Yourself. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

pub lover is that you
Fuck No.

[Pub Lover]

Pubs are sins, my good man! Please do not speak of pubs, as they are where the homosexuals spawn from.
Oh yes. ;) :retrokat

[Pub Lover]

Do you guys get this thread? >:
You certainly don't.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, Extreme Jesus Fucker is a Fucktard :hint

[nothing4buddha]

this thread sucks :(

[Pub Lover]

this thread sucks :(
Yes, & it always has. :)

[Sam]

this thread sucks :(
Yes, & it always has. :)

But now it sucks in a bad way. :(

[Pub Lover]

Whose fault is that? :rolleyes


Yeah, Mine. >:

[Sam]

Whose fault is that? :rolleyes


Yeah, Mine. >:

Actually, it's leastly your fault. :/

[Pub Lover]

Actually, it's leastly your fault. :/
Hahahaha. :lol



As if.

[Sam]

No, seriously. :(

[Pub Lover]

Everyone that sucks on this board is a character of mine. Which makes me a character too, but that's a logical fallacy I'm not gonna chase as I have a headache. :eek


HEADACHE! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Do you guys get this thread? >:
You certainly don't.

wtf that's mean :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/20-09-05_6.jpg
Seth told me to shave, so I'm gonna. :eek

[Esuohlim]

hey greasy why don't u go shave >:

[Pub Lover]

wtf that's mean :(
It means that this isn't the little 'LOL clique' that it used to be, we have to put up with the 'Extreme Jesus Fucker' types because in the eyes of Chojin & Rog we're exactly the same as those dipshits.

[Guitar Woman]

I take back what I said earlier. This thread belongs in mockwars where idiots don't dare venture.

[Pub Lover]

hey greasy why don't u go shave >:
HEADACHE + SHAVING = SUPER FUN BLOOD LOSS :D

[Guitar Woman]

Pub you look sexy :love

[Pub Lover]

I take back what I said earlier. This thread belongs in mockwars where idiots don't dare venture.
:irony

[Pub Lover]

Pub you look sexy :love
That puts you in a very small demographic, people willing to lie to me to cheer me up. :)

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/20-09-05_6.jpg
Seth told me to shave, so I'm gonna. :eek

So uh in this picture have you started shaving or does the hair only grow on the left side of your face or wtf is this about

[Guitar Woman]

Grow out the moustache :lol

[Pub Lover]

So uh in this picture have you started shaving or does the hair only grow on the left side of your face or wtf is this about
I've been pulling out the hairs on the rightside of my face for a few weeks now, it looks awful, & it stings a little, but it's... not fun or enjoyable, more preoccupying. Yeah, I'm just keeping myself preoccupied till I finally kick off. I also haven't cut my hair since that time I posted a picture of my new hair cut. My roots are really long. Oh & I'm not showering enough, or changing my clothes so I stink & have greasy hair. Ladies.

[Pub Lover]

Grow out the moustache :lol
It doesn't get better than that no matter how long I leave it. :x

[Esuohlim]

I've been pulling out the hairs on the rightside of my face for a few weeks now, it looks awful, & it stings a little, but it's... not fun or enjoyable, more preoccupying. Yeah, I'm just keeping myself preoccupied till I finally kick off. I also haven't cut my hair since that time I posted a picture of my new hair cut. My roots are really long. Oh & I'm not showering enough, or changing my clothes so I stink & have greasy hair. Ladies.

:x

[Guitar Woman]

Grow out the moustache :lol
It doesn't get better than that no matter how long I leave it. :x
Too bad :(


Pub + Snidley Whiplash Moustache = Best thing ever. :(

[Pub Lover]

How many times do I have to say I suck till you finally get that I am truely an awful person? :lol

[Esuohlim]

Pub + Snidley Whiplash

SNIVELY WITH A "V" OY VEY >:

[Esuohlim]

How many times do I have to say I suck till you finally get that I am truely an awful person? :lol

Shut up and consider yourself lucky that someone on the Internet is hitting on you, fucker. All I've got is goddamned Jessica Alba >:

[Esuohlim]

oh shit can we still post scantily-clad girls here in general blabber? :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

>:

[Esuohlim]

POST 8000 :sad-times-a-million

[Sethomas]

http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/pics/seth0305.jpg
March of this year. I've lost weight and am losing still.

So, uhh, yeah. If you need moustache wax, I'm not using mine anymore.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/seanconnelly_cool.jpg
I had to scan this in from Uncut Magazine Issue June 2005 as I couldn't find it online. I just find it amazing that there are several uncool things in this picture, but Sean Connelly's coolness shines past them all. :(

[Pub Lover]

My moustache would never look as good as Seth's. :(

[Pub Lover]

POST 8000 :sad-times-a-million
Maybe you should quit. :(

[Pub Lover]

oh shit can we still post scantily-clad girls here in general blabber? :(
No. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.freewebs.com/davesthought/Fire%20Escape%20web.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Shut up and consider yourself lucky that someone on the Internet is hitting on you, fucker. All I've got is goddamned Jessica Alba >:
:lol

[Esuohlim]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4904/hailsatan26wo.gif

[Pub Lover]

:(

[Esuohlim]

lol @ 1 meg picture

I have fast internets now, no more 56k megabite whatevers :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Someone should make that their avatar just to piss off AChimp. :(

[Ninjavenom]

I am totally down with seth and pub's 'staches. 100% awesome.

[Sam]

OMG AN OUTSIDER. :(

[Pub Lover]

I am totally down with seth and pub's 'staches. 100% awesome.
:rock

[Pub Lover]

OMG AN OUTSIDER. :(
BriBri isn't an outsider, he's a teddybear. :love

[Guitar Woman]

Someone should make that their avatar just to piss off AChimp. :(
done and done :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

omg lol

[Guitar Woman]

I better change it or I might get in trouble :eek

[Guitar Woman]

but fuck that i'll keep it for as long as possible >:

[Guitar Woman]

Well that was short lived. :(

[Pub Lover]

Well that was short lived. :(
Did you get told off?

[Guitar Woman]

No, it just got changed. :(

[Guitar Woman]

I suppose it was for the best.
I'm just not the same without my cool pink flippy avatar :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm just not the same without my cool pink flippy avatar :(
Yeah. :wank

[Guitar Woman]

We need to get this thread to 1000 pages you guys :(

[Guitar Woman]

Starting now :eek

[The Retro Kat]

Some kid just committed suicide 2 floors above me. :(

[Guitar Woman]

OH W/E

[Guitar Woman]

I bet you killed him >:

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.posedown.de/meisterschaften/2003/2003-11_nabba-wm-cuxhaven/pics/bodybuilding_IMG_2887.JPG
OMG :x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.segmentality.com/en/misha_margolis/darkside/photos/suicide.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Some kid just committed suicide 2 floors above me. :(
:(

[Pub Lover]

We need to get this thread to 1000 pages you guys :(
Yeah. :(


FARTIN MOWLER JUST TOLD ME THAT MY LIFE SUCKS AND THAT I NEED TO SET SOME GOALS OR I'LL BE MISERABLE FOREVER! :eek

[Pub Lover]

FARTIN MOWLER! >:

[Guitar Woman]

I THINK HE WAS MISTAKING YOU FOR HIMSELF :x

[Pub Lover]

I bet you killed him >:
Gay people don't kill regular people, they just die from not being able to accept how awesome the queers are. :)

[HickMan]

And AIDS dicks :(

[Pub Lover]

I THINK HE WAS MISTAKING YOU FOR HIMSELF :x
No, we're best buds or something. The only reason it's 'or something' is because he hates Glowbelly, & I like her more than I like him, so if I had to pick one or the other, he would lose.[/blog]

Anyway, yeah he knows how badly my life sucks, & his advice is the same as everyone that knows me has told me for the past ten years.

[Pub Lover]

And AIDS dicks :(
Hey Clay, women have AIDS too, maybe you should stop fucking so many. >:

[The Damp Moose]

And how long has your life sucked?[/shrink]

BUT SERIOUSLY DID YOU SHAVE YOU HIPPIE

[Pub Lover]

And how long has your life sucked?[/shrink]
My life has never been without suck. ;<
BUT SERIOUSLY DID YOU SHAVE YOU HIPPIE
Yeah, pictures will be up later when I cheer up. >:

[Pub Lover]

POST #4000! >:

[The Damp Moose]

WHASSAMATTA//?

[Pub Lover]

WHASSAMATTA//?
Yeah. >:

[The Damp Moose]

sorry for your loss :( :(

[Pub Lover]

POST #4000! >:
That's half of what Esuohlim has. :blah

[Pub Lover]

sorry for your loss :( :(
I'm not upset about shaving, I just take pictures that I despise when I'm in a funk.

[The Damp Moose]

ONLY 1/2 THE QUEER :(

jk sry

[The Damp Moose]

Does your facial hair really only grow on the left :(

[Pub Lover]

ONLY 1/2 THE QUEER :(

jk sry
Actually I'm more queer as I've been banned loads more times than he has. :(

[Pub Lover]

Does your facial hair really only grow on the left :(
It does when I pluck it all from my right side in some crazy OCD fit. :(

[The Damp Moose]

ONLY 1/2 THE QUEER :(

jk sry
Actually I'm more queer as I've been banned loads more times than he has. :(

such a rebel

[The Damp Moose]

:lol I thought you were kidding about the OCD :'(

[Pub Lover]

such a rebel
No, such a jackass. :(

[Pub Lover]

:lol I thought you were kidding about the OCD :'(
I never kid about how much I suck. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.graphicwitness.org/contemp/marcus1a.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

ON THE LAMB

[The Damp Moose]

What'd you get banned for?

I THOUGHT IT WAS SORT OF HARD TO BE BANNED AROUND HERE

EH, MODS? EH?


HAHA GOTCHU :(

[Pub Lover]

I THOUGHT IT WAS SORT OF HARD TO BE BANNED AROUND HERE
It is.
What'd you get banned for?
1) Post Flooding. :(
2) Inappropriate Racism/Post Flooding. :( :(
3) Porn/Inappropriate Racism/Post Flooding/Acting Childish When Reprimanded. :( :( :(

[Guitar Woman]

I just made a bold escapade into my school's cafeteria

[Pub Lover]

ON THE LAMB
I'm on a dark page break kick. :goth

[Guitar Woman]

AND I STOLE SOME GOLDFISH CRACKERS :O

[Pub Lover]

I just made a bold escapade into my school's cafeteria
You did what?


& exactly how old are you? :chatter

[Chojin]

wtf that's mean :(
It means that this isn't the little 'LOL clique' that it used to be, we have to put up with the 'Extreme Jesus Fucker' types because in the eyes of Chojin & Rog we're exactly the same as those dipshits.
You forgot the part about how this thread baits the idiots away from the other ones.

[Pub Lover]

AND I STOLE SOME GOLDFISH CRACKERS :O
Shocking! :eek

[Guitar Woman]

I just made a bold escapade into my school's cafeteria
You did what?


& exactly how old are you? :chatter
18 :tear

[The Damp Moose]

Isn't this whole board more or less just one big post flood?

AND YOUR RACISM WOULD HAVE TO BE SERIOUS TO BE BANNED, RIGHT.

****** >: >:

[Guitar Woman]

wtf that's mean :(
It means that this isn't the little 'LOL clique' that it used to be, we have to put up with the 'Extreme Jesus Fucker' types because in the eyes of Chojin & Rog we're exactly the same as those dipshits.
You forgot the part about how this thread baits the idiots away from the other ones.
Does that make me an idiot for only osting in this thread :tear

[Chojin]

my new (old) avatar denotes a certain inescapable air of authority

[The Damp Moose]

haha filters :love

ampersand

[The Damp Moose]

my new (old) avatar denotes a certain inescapable air of authority

You aren't in charge of me I saw you at the mall.

:/

[Pub Lover]

You forgot the part about how this thread baits the idiots away from the other ones.
I already said that:
Yeah, it's to encourage us losers to mix with the other losers, & for all us losers to stop gay uping all the other threads. The days of this thread being a little club are over. :(

What I wanted to convey with the post you quoted was the contempt the really funny & interesting people have for the people that think it's a good idea to spent hours a day just trying to make a thread really long. :(

[Chojin]

You forgot the part about how this thread baits the idiots away from the other ones.
Does that make me an idiot for only osting in this thread :tear
No, but to be honest I was beginning to cave to rumors of you being an idiot until you made the racecar comment about Kellychaos :<

Damp Moose: You're still here?

[Pub Lover]

18 :tear
I'm four years older than you. :gros :x

[Chojin]

Attention, I have also decided that I am too good for a signature

You'll have to pay to see my signature from now on



That is all

[The Damp Moose]

Damp Moose: You're still here?


I'll try not to queer things up this time :(

[Pub Lover]

Isn't this whole board more or less just one big post flood?
Banning number three was for things all posted in this thread. :(

disreputable person of African-American descent, whom I think is quite nice >: >:
I'm the one responsible for that hilarious filter being necessary. :)

[HickMan]

I don't fuck that many girls >:

[The Damp Moose]

Now I have to jump through all sorts of crazy hoops to say racial slurs.

[Guitar Woman]

18 :tear
I'm four years older than you. :gros :x
:(

[Pub Lover]

http://newton-i.usefilm.com/2/0/2/3/2023/517898-small.jpg

[Chojin]

I'll try not to queer things up this time
Oh, I bet.

I'm the one responsible for that hilarious being necessary. :)
No you aren't - We had the word filtered on ezboard too, and it was a huge problem over there to a bunch of people for some reason (jixby and myself included), so everyone devised SPECIAL ways of getting around it. I remember making a transparent gif that said ****** :<

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/sg/snaps/tgsglick.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I don't fuck that many girls >:
Yeah, you're right, some of them are guys. :(

[Pub Lover]

No you aren't - We had the word filtered on ezboard too, and it was a huge problem over there to a bunch of people for some reason (jixby and myself included), so everyone devised SPECIAL ways of getting around it. I remember making a transparent gif that said ****** :<
Oh yeah, that's right. I normally remember stuff like that. :(

[Chojin]

It slipped my mind that moving this thread to GB would mean that this forum would say 'last post from Pub Lover' from now on.

[Guitar Woman]

lol

[Pub Lover]

It slipped my mind that moving this thread to GB would mean that this forum would say 'last post from Pub Lover' from now on.
Yeah, that certainly brings the tone of the board down. I'll quit now.

[The Damp Moose]

How long was this forum on ezboards for?

[Guitar Woman]

Hey Pub, do you have a hidden status?
Or do you just leave the board right after you post? LIKE A NINJA?

[Chojin]

How long was this forum on ezboards for?
about 3 years, i think

[Marc Summers]

Hey Pub, do you have a hidden status?
Or do you just leave the board right after you post? LIKE A NINJA?
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/5180/ninjaad8jc.png
I HOPE YOU FOUND THAT APPEALING TO SENSE OF SIGHT AND I HOPE THAT YOUR SUBSEQUENT LAUGHTER (WHICH I HOPE EXISTS) APPEALED TO OTHER PEOPLE'S SENSE OF HEARING, WHICH I ALSO HOPE RESULTED IN SUBSEQUENT LAUGHTER

[sadie]

good morning, kids!

[Chojin]

hey sadie

[sadie]

hi there, chojin! let's be friends again!

[MetalMilitia]

http://katze-mit-wut.azundris.com/uploads/BrassEye_for_the_Queer_Guy-Pyramid_Cat.png

[sadie]

you should shut up.

[Chojin]

ok

sing me a song

[HickMan]

HEY PUB ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY?



CUZ IF YOU ARE I'LL TOTALLY WHOOP YOUR ASS

[HickMan]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/244/2358/1024/timberlake_s33.jpg

GOT TIME BUT I DONT MIND
JUST WANNA ROCK YOU GIRL
I'LL HAVE WHATEVER YOU HAVE
COME ON LETS GIVE IT A WHIRL
CUZ I'VE BEEN WATCHIN' YOU
AND I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE
SO GO AHEAD GIRL JUST DO
THAT ASS SHAKIN' THING YOU DO

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2003/02/20/PAMJjustinkyle3.jpg
SO YOU GRAB YER GIRLS
AND YOU GRAB A COUPLE MORE
AND YOU CAN ALL MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR
SO THE AIR IS THICK
AND THE SMELL IS RIGHT
SO YOU PASS TO THE LEFT AND YOU SAIL TO THE RIGHT

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pub, do you have a hidden status?
Or do you just leave the board right after you post? LIKE A NINJA?
No. :(

[Pub Lover]

good morning, kids!
Hey Sadie. :)

[Pub Lover]

HEY PUB ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY?



CUZ IF YOU ARE I'LL TOTALLY WHOOP YOUR ASS
He [Hickman] is, however, an annoying little prick that likes to hold hands with other men. :)
Not just their hands. ;)


I'm saying Clay is gay. >:
:eek

[Pub Lover]

Following some good advice from a friend, I decided to shave.
Following some bad advice from a lady, I decided to keep the 'tache.
Following the completion of the shaving I fell over from laughing at my reflection.
During the fall I banged my elbow.
****IMAGES REMOVED****


edit: Pub Lover stop being a camwhore, this isn't PYPH -c

[Esuohlim]

Post Your Posts Here :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tests/images/thumbs/sonicboom.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Airplanes come from eggs? Who knew! :eek

[The Retro Kat]

Reagan Smash!

[Big McLargehuge]

should i go back and read all 160 pages i missed?

[Guitar Woman]

No, you should make that avatar have only 2 frames >:

[nothing4buddha]

you didn't miss anything :(

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU HAVE TO TALK TOMILHOUSE ABOUT THAT


edit: >:

edit: edit: GUITAR WOMAN

[Guitar Woman]

EVERY TIME IT BLINKS IT HURTS MY EYES >:

[Guitar Woman]

HOLY SHIT MY CORNEAS JUST EXPLODED

[Big McLargehuge]

GOOD YOU HAD UGLY EYES ANYWAY

[nothing4buddha]

does it stop?

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey its just you two ladies and me in this thread ;(


:wink :wink

[Guitar Woman]

GOOD YOU HAD UGLY EYES ANYWAY
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FUCKHEAD :x

[Big McLargehuge]

AH i'm just playin' baby :(


:tear

[Sam]

Hey its just you two ladies and me in this thread ;(


:wink :wink

BACK OFF MY WOMAN >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey now it just you two ladies, sam, and me in this thread

:winkwink

[Sam]

:winkwink

[Guitar Woman]

where's pub when you need him :(

[Big McLargehuge]

too bad my lady hates the internet or we could have hot e5-way action ;(

[Big McLargehuge]

Or pub, pub would be just as good as my lady ;(


With those silky smooth locks, and his supple thighs :(

[Sam]

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING A MORE THEN ONESOME FOR ONCE :(

[Guitar Woman]

I don't think I like you too much :(
EDIT: directed at Big Mclarge person >:

[Big McLargehuge]

onesome is one letter away from lonesome :0

[Sam]

I don't think I like you too much :(

omg really that makes me sad :tear
















































:rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Not you Sam the other guy :(

[nothing4buddha]

mclargehuge is my hero >:

edit: page break. ha.

editedit: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ghosterchick.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

the navy :rolleyes

[Sam]

mclargehuge is my hero >:

omg no more sex for you ever >:







P.S.: BIGMCLARGEHUGE IS LIKE MY BEST INTERNET FRIEND WE ALWAYS TALK TO EACH OTHER ON AIM AND MSN AND IT'S MAGICAL

[Guitar Woman]

He's a jerkface >:

[Big McLargehuge]

we share our souls

[Big McLargehuge]

and maybe if guitar woman stopped being such an Ice Queen she could have a little of my "soul" too ;(

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ghosterchick.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/4f798311.jpg

TWO OF MY FINEST WORKS OF ART EVER TO GRACE THE I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARD. >:

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not an ice queen jerk Pub's the only guy for me >:

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus christ sam I'm at school looking at this shit don't post raunchy pics asshole >:

[Sam]

Jesus christ sam I'm at school looking at this shit don't post raunchy pics asshole >:






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[Rongi]

is there some story behind the female ghost having a period everywhere

[Big McLargehuge]

who do i have to send 5 dollars to so that i can have Guitar Woman's title changed to Ice Queen?

[Guitar Woman]

It's cuz sam thinks women have periods all over everything

[Sam]

Jesus christ sam I'm at school looking at this shit don't post raunchy pics asshole >:

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[Guitar Woman]

Oh careful or I'll take this to mockwars and kick your ASS :eek

[Sam]

Oh careful or I'll take this to mockwars and kick your ASS :eek

omg did you edit it because you beleived no one would get your subtlety? :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

i just noticed Rongi's title is The Ice King, so now all i have to do is arrange a marriage between rongi and the guitar girl hmmmm

[Sethomas]

I wanna join in on all the fun :(

[Big McLargehuge]

WELL YOU JUST ENDED IT.


THANKS.

[thebiggameover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/thDSC00640.jpg
goddamnit sam, that was funny.....

[Marc Summers]

Oh careful or I'll take this to mockwars and kick your ASS :eek
Jeez EVERYTHING is mock wars-worthy with you :rolleyes
btw Pub Lover are you ok this thread hasn't been responded to in about 5 hours :eek

[Rongi]

i just noticed Rongi's title is The Ice King, so now all i have to do is arrange a marriage between rongi and the guitar girl hmmmm

my title is an hommage to Les Waste.

[Sam]

I think we should all talk about how cool Sam is. >:

[The Damp Moose]

Sam gets my engine running.

My sexual engine.

[Guitar Woman]

http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/images/thumbs_down.gif

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.stargarde.com/ronin/Kuja.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

All those FF threads a while back made me want to bust out my PSX and play 9 again. I started this afternoon and just got to the end of disc one. I need a life :(

[Marc Summers]

But FF is your life...

[Guitar Woman]

Not really, considering I only like 3 out of 17 or so games in the series. :/

Edit: Oh wait, 18. I forgot Mystic Quest because it was so horribly bad. >:

[Guitar Woman]

When you think about it, Final Fantasy fucking sucks. :/

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not speaking like I usually do in this thread. It feels weird now that we're in GB :(

[Sethomas]

I don't play video games, I read metaphysical philosophy.

I used to play video games.

I hate my life.

I always hated my life.

[Guitar Woman]

Poor Seth. :tear

[Sethomas]

Nooooooooooo, I don't want pity. I just want secks. :(

[Guitar Woman]

We couldn't last for one page without the mention of sex, could we?

[Guitar Woman]

I just banged my knee on a solid wood table

it hurt a lot :(

[Emu]

i liked mystic quest, the music was great :(

[Chojin]

That thing that Guitar Woman said a few days ago about Kellychaos being as stupid as a race car is fast or something made me laugh :<

[Sethomas]

No game music beats Loom. Fanfuckingtastic Tchaikovsky.

Destiny shall draw the lighting down from heaven
Roll its thunder far across the sea
To where I wait on the Shore of Wonder
On the day the sky is opened
And the tree is split asunder.

YOUR NAME SHALL BE CURSED FOREVER
SON OF SIGMA, LOOM CHILD
BOBBIN THREADBARE!

That game was sooooooo ahead of its time. :(

[Guitar Woman]

I want to get Loom now. :(

[Mad Melvin]

I never played Loom. Is there any sex in that game?

[Guitar Woman]

I think it's a carpet-weaving sim.

[Sethomas]

The main character can't have sex with non-weavers because to see an uncloaked weaver brings death. I'd go on with that, but I'm sure you get the idea.

But there is an girl in the game with a hot Scottish accent.

It is I, Bishop Mandible, high magister of the anti-secular conclave of clerics!

[Guitar Woman]

Mother of shit. I just got to Lindblum in the third disc and I can't go any farther because my gay ass game freezes up when I try to go to the theatre district. >:

I guess I'll spend the rest of the day looking for a free download of Loom on the intarweb. :(

[ArrowX]

I like Cheese.

[Guitar Woman]

It is an old DOS game or something, right?

[Guitar Woman]

I like Cheese.
Before now I didn't really have a problem with you. But now I do.
GET OUT.

[Guitar Woman]

I guess I'll spend the rest of the day looking for a free download of Loom on the intarweb. :(
Oh crap, it's made by LucasArts. No free Loom for me ;_;

[nothing4buddha]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PLEASE STOP POSTING

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck you >: