I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

maybe they will let them back in when we elect a blackman for the president

[WhiteRat]

ha, he'll never get into the white house!
http://doubleathemes2008.podomatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1106553/0x0_716929.jpg

[Misdemonar]

oh jesus! is that the ****** smasher? that was my favorite wrestler in 1993

[Fathom Zero]

COCKTOBERFIST

[Tadao]

http://the-minusworld.com/2008/09/11/the-resident-evil-activity-book-for-kids/

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Asila. :)

[Esuohlim]

It's been raining for 45 fucking hours >:

[Fathom Zero]

It rained for about five minutes yesterday morning.

It wasn't even enough to wet the palm of my hand.

[MetalMilitia]

Milhouse is so wet.

[Guitar Woman]

Why am I going to Oktoberfest today

it's not even Oktober

[ElPila666]

Hey dude Doctor Pizza is back, in sadfaceemoticon form :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MvwBOY4Uhk

[DevilWearsPrada]

Milhouse is so wet.

How wet is he?

[Esuohlim]

So wet that he needed to use a towel to BLANK himself off :eek

[Esuohlim]

49 hours or something what the hell am I supposed to do all day sit on my computer :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

CAUSE YOU'D BE OUT HAVING CRAZY SEX-CAPADES OTHERWISE, RIGHT?

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.mashuptown.com/files/mashalicious.mp3

[Pub Lover]

The UPS girl wouldn't let me move any of the boxes that she considered heavy. When a 5'6", 110 pound girl suggests you go sit down, you know you look like shit.

[Pub Lover]

i'm no jerk >:

Yeah, you are.

[Asila]

Hi forum I don't write on anymore, it's my birthday. You sent me an email wishing me a happy birthday, and darned if I wouldn't have forgotten all about it without that.
Seriously.

[Guitar Woman]

I didn't forget about YOU, lady

[Esuohlim]

Pub said happy birthday on this page and you better acknowledge that or else you'll find 9 pages of depressed-Pub Lover binge posting

[Asila]

WHOA he did! I didn't even realize...

Thank you Pub. I still don't think you're a jerk.

[Asila]

And Guitar Woman, you sexy man/woman beast

[ElPila666]

Happy birthday! THIS IS MY VERY SPECIAL PRESENT:

:pagebrak

[ElPila666]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/57/missedbrakdw2.jpg

[Asila]

A Brak, it's just what I wanted!

[executioneer]

honky tonky birthday :(

[Tadao]

Happy Belated BDay

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/77-church-marqee-fight.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Lehman Brothers' bankruptcy is way more scary to me than the LHC could ever be.
Are there any armchair economists in the house willing to spin me a yarn about Wall Street collapsing into a black hellish pit with demons spilling out to eat my soul?

I'd totally believe you, I never understood that shit.

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[MarioRPG]

Free Dog Souls was the best.

[Pub Lover]

But that's for the DEMO. Jeez.

So, who's going to get it? I will, but that's because I am a nerd.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/eekgeese.gif

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.last.fm/listen/user/FathomZero/personal

LISTEN TO WHAT I LISTEN TO

[wobzire]

I never really "got" that duck gif. It sucks because I know that I'm missing out.

[Tadao]

That's what Pub wants you to believe :hypno

[Pub Lover]

Pub wants to make people stop thinking he is a creepy stalker. :(

Then again...
The actual article gives out my full name and the road where I live, so this is why I've not posted it. I already had some random man phone me who used to own a flower shop, no idea how he got my number but he was friendly, but odd. Supportive though.

You're willing to show us your arse, but not tell us where to go to see it live?

Anyway, the article was the first result for my first google attempt. You made it too easy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday Asila.

:Cake

[Pub Lover]

It took me a while longer than you Pub.

Her phone number ends in a 2. :eek

If only I had the balls to call it. :(

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Bod.jpg

[Tadao]

She looks like my 2nd wife.

[Pub Lover]

Have we seen your 2nd wife, T-Dawg? Was she the one from that picture of you holding the big sandwich?
I found it and then I felt creepy like Pub Lover. :(

"I now feel creepy, much like I imagine Pub feels when we call him creepy. It's really not nice, we should stop saying that about him."

Or

"Pub Lover is creepy. I am scared by the idea that I may be as awful as he is."

:(

[MarioRPG]

If only I had the balls to call it. :(

STALKER STATUS REVOKED.

A true stalker would've called and breathed heavily until the eventual hang up. You disappoint me, Pub. :(

[Tadao]

I've only been married once.

[MarioRPG]

For the record, I never said that I would buy Star Wars. :yarhar

[ElPila666]

:pagebrak

[ElPila666]

WHOA he did! I didn't even realize...

Thank you Pub. I still don't think you're a jerk.

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4638/jerkbrakci3.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

edit

[DevilWearsPrada]

:pagebrak

.

[DevilWearsPrada]

:tear

[Neen]

:pagebrak

[Neen]

After every 25th post

[ElPila666]

:eek

[wobzire]

Hey guys is that horrible picture lemonparty.org or .com or what? I'm trying to pull a prank but I can't risk looking that up at work.

[ElPila666]

Isn't that John Mccain?

[wobzire]

I don't know for sure, but if somone could tell me what the site is I'm going to trick my boss into finding out.

[Esuohlim]

You can find lemonparty right here (http://goatse.cz) dude

[Esuohlim]

ahahahahahaha i got you good

[wobzire]

I am so ashamed.

[Zomboid]

I am in the library between classes, and these fucking art students are discussing some performance or something and it is VERY ANNOYING.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Tadao

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=danXQQ5mjzE

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Tadao. :)

[Fathom Zero]

If I smash the RFID in a driver's license, will it matter?

I mean, there's no way to tell for sure it was me.

[Dixie]

Happy birthday Taddles!

[wobzire]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Tadao]

Why thank you. You guys make a slow death less painful.

[RaNkeri]

I'm having trouble falling asleep :(

[Tadao]

Have you tried drug abuse? All the kids are doing it.

[RaNkeri]

I would, but then I would be too scared of "falling a sleep and never waking up" scenario to actually fall asleep :(

[ElPila666]

Pub dice:
I try and take your compliments with good grace, but you are so assuredly wrong, that it makes me wanna hit you.

Freddy dice:
i won't post anymore so fuck you pub

[Pub Lover]

That is my away message. :(

[Tadao]

Your other one states that you know where I live.

[Pub Lover]

Moorpark.

[Tadao]

All lies

[Pub Lover]

I'm glad.

I would hate to think your name was Kenny :x

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

lol, I had to break into my own house today.

Sort of unsettling because it was so easy.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, I probably shouldn't be posting stuff like this in the "Pub Lover's stalkee portfolio" thread.

[Tadao]

Yeah, it no longer qualifies as rape now.

[MarioRPG]

That just means he'll be able to set up the wacky contraptions ala home alone that much easier.

[Tadao]

TIME WASTER

http://www.conceptships.blogspot.com/

[Esuohlim]

What, from waiting for it to load?

[Tadao]

WHat? You still running on a 33.6?

[DevilWearsPrada]

You're right, Tadao. I wasted a minute of my life finding out it's just a bunch of nerdy battlestar galactica shit

[bigtimecow]

there was an awkward moment in class today :(

mad silent

[Tadao]

You're right, Tadao. I wasted a minute of my life finding out it's just a bunch of nerdy battlestar galactica shit

Yeah, if only it was another pointless cliche that you spew out every other post.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Yeah I know right? Mr. Stanley is such a tool

[bigtimecow]

I AM REFERREE; MOCK WARS GO

TADAO YOU FIRST

[Tadao]

http://blogs.trb.com/news/local/morningnews/blog/hotdog_big%5B1%5D.jpg

[Tadao]

That opening move may have been too much for him.

[bigtimecow]

DWP FAILURE TO RESPOND QUICKLY -5 POINTS

TADAO +10 POINTS FOR OPENING WITH AN IMAGE AND +5 POINTS BECAUSE DWP IS HIDING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

[Tadao]

:domo




































:domosleep

[Esuohlim]

PUB

RANK THE TMBG ALBUMS

RIGHT NOW

[Esuohlim]

WHat? You still running on a 33.6?

It's seriously not loading for anyone else?

And SHTU UP TADAO GOD

[DevilWearsPrada]

Who sanctioned this? I want to see a statement of mockerary corespondance

[Tadao]

It's seriously not loading for anyone else?

And SHTU UP TADAO GOD

I'LL SHTU UP WHEN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[DevilWearsPrada]

You just wait Tadao. I'm rallying my troops after that act of guerilla mockwarfare. I will publish a damage report ASAP and we can line up our troops on the field of honor



cunt

[Tadao]

Face it, your dad can't help you on this one. He's never coming back for you.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Damnit, you tyrant, you captured him didn't you

[Tadao]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AGF/6879%7EFather-and-Son-Golfer-Posters.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

:pagebrak

[DevilWearsPrada]

That was our special golf game, Fartin :(

[Tadao]

I bet he was showing you how to put in the hole all day.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Well yeah :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Was that from the Juttin's dead dad thread

[Pub Lover]

PUB

RANK THE TMBG ALBUMS

RIGHT NOW
I actually tried to do that the other day, but it was maddening as every album has at least one song I really like & one I detest.

[Tadao]

Was that from the Juttin's dead dad thread

I just googled father and son

But DWP should really stop waiting around in the mall for him to show up. It's just sad.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/31_2007/goth.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

I was waiting for MY GIRLFRIEND

[Tadao]

I'll let you rent one of my bitches.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/atomicscissors/boobpillows.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

Nice suit, AZN

[DevilWearsPrada]

haha but really i'll take the one on the right

[Tadao]

Woah! Hold on there Tex! These bitches are mine.

http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2007/august/manga_pillow_1.jpg

I have some one more accustomed to your looks though.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/821/62994orig1199753347375gd5.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

Asian pedophiles love the taste of kellogg's shredded wheat

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://static.wallpaper.com/images/98_tadao_am04012007_f.jpg

Tadao Ando - master architect

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://tadao.org/

Or: How Tadao Spent His Summer

[Tadao]

:lol

[Tadao]

Created On: 02-May-2002 >:

[MarioRPG]

But honestly Tadao where do you get half this shit.

[MattJack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA_zs4nBdJM

[Tadao]

But honestly Tadao where do you get half this shit.

Ancient Chinese secret.

[Pub Lover]

A
If you are British then you know that you get a couple of bonus points in your favor, simply due to your accent.

If you are from New Zealand then you know that you get a couple of bonus points against you, simply due to your accent.

ZING PUB, FU*KN ZING!

I'm a Texan, Bud. :rolleyes

[MattJack]

GEORGE W BUSH IS FROM TEXAS

AND THAT MAN COMMANDS RESPECT

NUFF SAID

[Kitsa]

I totally forgot to post a pic of my hideous blister on here :( Now it's all healed. I mean, I have a pic, but it's no longer relevant. Fuck.

[Fathom Zero]

I have a kilt.

MADE OF GUNS

[Tadao]

And by hideous blister you mean your clit, right?

[MattJack]

Atleast that means it's easier to find when you're a few drinks deep :\

[wobzire]

Not that you would bother.

[MattJack]

Here, here!

:posh

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[MattJack]

TOO LATE

[Kitsa]

Sure, Tadao, why not. You can't really do much to me on the "you're not as attractive as you think you are" front, I'm way ahead of you.

[wobzire]

Does that Mr. Peanut looking emoticon mean your mad at me?

[Tadao]

Who said you're not attractive? Oh god, are you self loathing again :/

Mattjack you should reconsider going to the Funfunfun show

http://www.funfunfunfest.com/lineup/

Look at stage 3

[Pub Lover]

TOO LATE

yeah

[Kitsa]

not self loathing. Trying to find a compromise- humility that doesn't look like fishing self-deprecation.

[Pub Lover]

Who said you're not attractive? Oh god, are you self loathing again :/
Liquidstatik did.

Want me to repost that picture where I compared him to a monkey?

[Pub Lover]

Does that Mr. Peanut looking emoticon mean your mad at me?

I thought he was agreeing.

[MattJack]

yeah

man chair bro i wuz jus playn :(

[wobzire]

Ok good. I feel better now. I feel like peanuts now.

[Tadao]

Liquidstatik did.

Want me to repost that picture where I compared him to a monkey?

Yeah well, he would feel different if she was 9.

[MattJack]

Who said you're not attractive? Oh god, are you self loathing again :/

Mattjack you should reconsider going to the Funfunfun show

http://www.funfunfunfest.com/lineup/

Look at stage 3

Stage 3 does look good.

I'd go for Bad Brains alone, but Leftover Crack is an added bonus!

[wobzire]

Where the hell has liquidstatic been now that you mention it? I want his opinion on something.

[Tadao]

The Adolescents and the Milkmen would be worth my 60 bucks.

[Pub Lover]

He got kicked out of his home for being a lazy layabout.
Yeah well, he would feel different if she was 9.
He doesn't like the redheads even then. I went though all the different scenarios with him & he was pretty adamant.

[wobzire]

I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/2981894/Pictures-of-the-day-18-September-2008.html?image=15

[MattJack]

i'm afraid to click the link :(

[Grislygus]

The Relationships of I-Mockery, Part One

"DATING HALP (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700515)"

She's 16. She's also a good six inches taller than me, WAY stronger without being muscular, and dominates most every girls' sport in the school. Yet, she's still somehow frickin' adorable and girly.
Also, Tadao, thank you for making me choke on my Rice Krispie with your boner hug comment.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Sappington.jpg

[MattJack]

because I might like it too much deep down :(

[wobzire]

That is probably wise not to look then.

[MattJack]

oh god what have i become :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[wobzire]

pedophile is the technical term

[MattJack]

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/chris-hansen.jpg

[MattJack]

Oh hai again Chris, how ya been dood?

:(

[Tadao]

I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/2981894/Pictures-of-the-day-18-September-2008.html?image=15

He is a hot little 12 year old girl though.

[Tadao]

The Relationships of I-Mockery, Part One

"DATING HALP (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700515)"
If you ever read the birthdays, I just turned 17. She's 16. She's also a good six inches taller than me, WAY stronger without being muscular, and dominates most every girls' sport in the school. Yet, she's still somehow frickin' adorable and girly.
Also, Tadao, thank you for making me choke on my Rice Krispie with your boner hug comment.


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Sappington.jpg

This should be on this page too.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/sexchangegermanhottie.png

[MattJack]

:barf

[MattJack]

only cause i h8 blondes tho

[wobzire]

I hid it behind that link to preserve everyone sanity Mr. Lover.

[Pub Lover]

That was how LegoLars used to look.

[Tadao]

"A Marine sergeant singled out by President Bush for throwing his body on a grenade to save his comrades in Iraq will receive the prestigious Navy Cross rather than the nation's highest military award, military officials said."


:lol

[Fathom Zero]

I just saw a porno clip with a guy that looked like Richard Belzer.

[Grislygus]

Next Relationship

"I may have betrayed you guys too (said Train Man to his 2Channel)" (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700565)

There was this girl who wouldn't respond to my MSN messages, that I knew from years ago. I had the biggest crush on her. Now she's just responded and we're trying to organise a meet-up. That and she once promised to marry me if I got a basketball in a hoop three times, which I delivered.

Could this be the end of my single life? :love

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Whuzzisface.jpg

[Pub Lover]

That was how LegoLars used to look.

He now looks like a burly, bearded viking. Which is sexy in a completely different way.

[Grislygus]

Next Relationship

"This ugly fat girl really likes me" (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700296)

She always treats me nice. Like she's the nicest person to me (probably because she has a self esteem problem), and she's kind clingy. Anyway I have had GF's that were of the attractive sort, and they don't treat me as good.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/WiffleBat.jpg

[Grislygus]

Next Relationship

"What's the best thing to say to a girl who THINKS she is fat?" (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700532)

My girlfriend imagines that she is overweight, and that I find her unnatractive.

She's gorgeous, and not large at all. She's not just fishing for compliments, either, she actually thinks she's fat. I spend all the time I possibly can telling her how beautiful she is, and touching her, I definitely AM attracted to her.

I'm wondering what other people would say. I reinforce how desirable I find her, and usually wind up using reason and logic. Doesn't really work.

Damn fashion industry.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Zhukov.jpg

[Kitsa]

Didn't Suzanne Somers just call her husband a pedophile (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EOInLg5iCI)?

[Grislygus]

I thought there'd be more than that, shit. Can't do the old stuff.

How fucking old is Suzanne Somers, anyway?

[Tadao]

(born October 16, 1946)

[Grislygus]

Should've been reduced to a burlap sack by now, plastic surgeons are doing the devil's work

[Tadao]

I wonder why guys don't do it too. It's weird seeing people like the McCains together. You would think that a woman so obsessed with her youth would want her man too look young too.

[Grislygus]

I've seen that one dude from KISS, I don't think any self respecting man wants a chin like a Ken doll

[Grislygus]

The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin'.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/TheLeader.jpg

[The Leader]

If only it were so...

[Tadao]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/jamesrai/sushi_pillow3.jpg

I've seen that one dude from KISS, I don't think any self respecting man wants a chin like a Ken doll

My brother has that chin. LA girls love that shit.

[Pub Lover]

Since a large portion of these candies are still in production, check out these two big lists o' mine...

I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide To The Halloween Candies Of 2007
spam

I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide To The Halloween Candies Of 2006
spam

Infraction.

[Pub Lover]

I saw this today and all I could think about was what he would feel upon seeing it;

I asked Danny, & he said he'd hit it, which really could go either way, or indeed both ways with him.

[ElPila666]

Stupid germans! >: she could had became into the most beathiful jailbait shemale ever, why they want to take her dick off? :(

[Kitsa]

I just snapped a pic of this badass maternal wolf spider in my driveway. Those are babies on her back.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/wolfspiderwithyoungins1.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I love getting cavaties drilled on, guys :<

I wish I had a bunch of novocaine so I could inject my mouth with it before every meal.

[Tadao]

The treadmill desk would be great for phone sex operators.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/09/16/fashion/18fitness.600.jpg

[Grislygus]

That is one unpleasantly masculine chick

[Tadao]

She is smelling fat guy sweat all day.

[Grislygus]

And it's leaking in through her pores and slowly changing her into a dude

[Tadao]

Look at the lazy fuck way in the back. It's holding itself up by hanging its arms over the wall.

[Grislygus]

MUST ESCAPE... TOO... FUCKING... FAT

[Kitsa]

Relevant or not, I decided to go ahead and share the hideously gross blister with you. I got it from having a questionable spot burned off at the dermatologist's. Redhead fair-skin bonus points!

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/giganticfuckingblister.jpg

For any of you who were on the fence about doing me.

(the blister is long-gone, btw- was just extremely ugly while it lasted)

[Tadao]

How did you not pop it?

[Kitsa]

It was painful to even touch it. It got to where it looked like there was a giant red jellybean growing off my hand.

It popped involuntarily when I forgot it was there and accidentally slammed it in a drawer. And it hurt like righteous fuck.

[Tadao]

I would have put a hot needle through that shit right away. I know you're not supposed to, I don't know why though. Someone else can Google it.

[Kitsa]

It's like protective bubble wrap over your wound.

[Tadao]

So is a band-aid after you pop it.

[Kitsa]

It was right near my knuckle, band-aids kept coming off, it was a major pain in the ass.

[Tadao]

Yeah, that isn't a band-aid friendly spot.

[Kitsa]

I tried looping one around the front and one around the back to hold it on, but when it got wet it'd just slide right off. I was very relieved when I got past the bandaid stage.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Jellybeans, you say? Maybe JellyBelly planted their mutant seed in you while you toured :x

[Kitsa]

this was way before that, unfortunately. Carrying a mutant jellybelly seed sounds kinda cool.

[Neen]

You know that "SKRAA" sound you hear from various birds-of-prey on TV or in movies? Well, it turns out that it's added there for effect; only one species of falcon actually makes that sound. So, while I was out on my daily stroll, I heard it, clear as day.

Fuck that was awesome.

[DevilWearsPrada]

IRL bald eagles make a kind of weak cluck type noise

[Pub Lover]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/gobbyblah/Art_Attack.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Man gets ass thrown in jail
2:33PM Friday Sep 19, 2008

CAIRO - A donkey[!] in Egypt has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob.
Egyptian media is reporting that an agricultural research site in the Nile Delta owned the paddock that the corn was stolen from.
AFP says donkey and its owner were apprehended at a police checkpoint set up after complaints from the research institutes's director about missing crops.
A local judge sentenced the donkey to 24 hours in prison, and the owner was fined 50 Egyptian pounds.
:domo

[Tadao]

http://wordfeeder.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kitties.jpg

[Tadao]

Time for pics of cats without homes.

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/b/1/b/49474458.jpg

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/9/f/a/47955788.jpg

[pac-man]

Is there anyway you can add some sad violin accompaniment or play the theme from The Incredible Hulk or something?

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/2/6/e/48446757.jpg

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/4/5/a/48492733.jpg

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/5/d/e/49480839.jpg

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/2/2/d/48988464.jpg

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/9/4/c/49591999.jpg

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/5/3/3/47615004.jpg

[pac-man]

Hehehehe.... LOLCats.

[Tadao]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/a/f/7/41626280.jpg

[Sam]

The first two cat pictures look like they were taken inside of a toaster oven or a microwave. :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://uploads.1-800-save-a-pet.com/images/pets/5/3/3/47615004.jpg

pirate cat?

[Pub Lover]

Pirate cat reminds everyone it's time to talk like pirate cats all day. :eek

[Sam]

Pub Lover reminds everyone it's time to talk like Pub Lover all day. :eek

[Tadao]

Arrrr, get ye whiskers out of me rum or I'll string me tennis racket with ye guts.

[pac-man]

Was that pirate cat talk or Pub Lover talk?

[Kitsa]

I thought Pub Lover talk was just a series of bitter snarls.

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover reminds everyone it's time to talk like Pub Lover all day. :eek

OK: :(

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Esuohlim]

:( :(

[Esuohlim]

:( :( :(

[Esuohlim]

:tear

[Esuohlim]

>:

[Esuohlim]

>: >: :tear

[RaNkeri]

:\

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim. :(

I thought Pub Lover talk was just a series of bitter snarls.

Wow, you're really bad at reading. :eek

:(

[Tadao]

:(

[Misdemonar]

:)

[Tadao]

http://www.friends-of-the-shelter.com/TakemeHome.jpg/TakemeHome-full.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/PIRATE/angry.gif

[Pub Lover]

:pirate

[wobzire]

We are having a pot-luck at work today. SO AWESOME

[Grislygus]

>:>:>:

[wobzire]

Sorry, but it is!

[Tadao]

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/PIRATE/rolleyes.gif

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim. :(

:(

[Esuohlim]

:pirate

[Tadao]

http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons/p/pirate-with-parrot-emoticon.gif

[pac-man]

http://www.northernpaddletrail.org/Smiley%20pirate.gif

[Esuohlim]

You're not allowed in the club pac-man you goddamn nignog

[Grislygus]

That was weak

[Grislygus]

what the fuck is that, Clipart?

[wobzire]

That was hilarious!

[pac-man]

http://www.nabble.com/images/smiley/smiley_pirate.gif

[pac-man]

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/seacaptain.jpg

"Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all."

[wobzire]

Noone at my work is talking like a pirate...