I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Dixie]

I've missed Pub's Page Braks.
*sigh*
I <3 you too little zero

[Fathom Zero]

they get you ready to fight, your fuse is ready to blow, teach you to kill on sight, they call you G.I. Joe. you never wanted to stop the smell of burning flesh. the hero marches alone across the highway of death.

[Dixie]

may your sword stay wet, like a young girl in her prime

[Fathom Zero]

You're a doll.

[Dixie]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SPVyPg3hWSI/AAAAAAAAIgc/wckkiO6P5R0/s400/IMG_4741.JPG

[Tadao]

What's shakin bacon?

[Tadao]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SPVyPg3hWSI/AAAAAAAAIgc/wckkiO6P5R0/s400/IMG_4741.JPG

I would own that!

[Dixie]

I has no bacon to shake at you, good sir.
:posh

[Dixie]

I want one of these
http://blog.craftzine.com/HomemadeSigmund.jpg

[Tadao]

SIGMUND!

[Tadao]

I was watching that high of my ass a few years ago. I loved that show.

[Tadao]

P3U9BuOMkmM

[Dixie]

I love that show soooooooooooo much.
SIGMUND YOU'RE A ROTTEN SEAMONSTER!

[Tadao]

Oh shit, I forgot it had Rip Torn!

[Dixie]

http://www.thegroovycompany.com/shop/files/details/toy-yano-interactive.jpg

[Dixie]

I don't know what that is

[Tadao]

This would be cool for Halloween

http://www.alexinwonderland.com/images/sleestak1.jpg

[Dixie]

this is kind of creepy though
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.76922705.jpg
i fucking hate et

[Dixie]

I would totally be a sleastak!

[Tadao]

http://www.thegroovycompany.com/shop/files/details/toy-yano-interactive.jpg

I have seen this somewhere before. I forget what it's called though.

[Dixie]

i think i had one of these
http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/878/546/21/o_6ySA3Ys6NB24njF.jpg

[Tadao]

http://blog.craftzine.com/CthulhuCrochet.jpg

[Tadao]

I used to own a Furby :(

[Dixie]

MONCHICHI FlOOD!
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/eBay_Monchhichi_071204_ssv.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/PRINCESSA_PAM/monchichi.jpg
http://www.catalogs.com/coolpicks/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/monchichi.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o319/freakdoggg/monchichi.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Dixie]

Oh man, i need a cigarette after that.

[Tadao]

Blak Brak is clubing

[Dixie]

PAGE BLAK IN DA HIZZY

[Dixie]

he makes me wanna break out the glow sticks

[Kitsa]

When I was a really little kid I was in a commercial for Monchichi chewable vitamins :(

My mom said I spent the money on stickers. We don't even have a tape or anything. :( :(

[Dixie]

I wish I had Monchichi vitamins :(
Another reason you're awesome Kitsa!

[Kitsa]

For some reason my mom enrolled me in modeling school for a brief time. I was the only kid there. I did maybe like 10 mall fashion shows and a couple of commercials. The other one was for some florist. Then we moved and the whole modeling thing was dropped and never mentioned again (fine with me).

[Dixie]

Awww, well you're still a superstar to us <3

[Kitsa]

You're in a good mood this morning.

[Dixie]

Not really, but I'll make the best of it anyhow :)

[Kitsa]

I'm gonna make brownies, I think.

[Dixie]

That sounds pretty damn good

[Kitsa]

ghirardelli double fudge with walnuts.

[Dixie]

oooooo
i want one!

[Kitsa]

my throwing arm's not that good

[Dixie]

i can still hope :)
i'm going to go lay back down, it's going to be another hour or two before the laundry is dry.
my challenge today will be "how much of this next 24 hours can I sleep"

[Colonel Flagg]

ghirardelli double fudge with walnuts.

You are an evil genius. :rock

Ohio is too far to drive. :tear

[Colonel Flagg]

my challenge today will be "how much of this next 24 hours can I sleep"

I'd like a day like that right about now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

^ That's the plan for labor day. I'm trying to do next to nothing except possibly laundry.

[Kitsa]

I used to try those 24-hour experiments when I was on bedrest, to try and make the day go faster.

I figured out that you can sleep about 14-16 hours of it if you really try, without sedatives, but you end up really sore (even on a memory foam mattress) and you get a wicked case of bedhead. That, and there's only so much of a Tales From the Darkside marathon you can take during your waking hours.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's either going to be sleep or finish up watching season 1 of TAXI. <3

[Colonel Flagg]

Alex - you mean you changed your name to Ignitowski??
Jim (with a Cheshire grin) - Say it backwards!
Alex - Ixwotigni?
Jim (crestfallen) - Gee. That doesn't sound a bit like "Star Child" does it?

I loved that show. :love

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The face that Christopher Lloyd makes when he reallizes it doesn't spell Star Child is priceless. :lol

[Kitsa]

I always thought of Kramer as just more or less doing a Jim impersonation.

[Dixie]

ok so i'm awake again dammit. it's not tomorrow yet.
:(

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Wiffles]

longest I slept was a day and a half when I took too much cinnamon sticks o.o

[Dixie]

It may be time to break out the nyquil.

[MarioRPG]

Something of a coma, wiffles?

[Tadao]

I slept for a day and a half after being up for 5 days on meth, I mean cotton candy.

[Aaarg]

Oh man, you were a cottonhead?

[Dimnos]

Cotton candy and Big Red and chewy Sweet Tarts. :orgasm

[Aaarg]

Wait, what are the other two euphemisms for?

I could imagine Big Red...

[Kitsa]

you lost me a long time ago

[The Leader]

Chewy Sweet Tarts = Ecstasy

[Kitsa]

oh.

You know what's really depressing? When kids I used to babysit, whose DIAPERS I used to change, find me on myspace and they're like college seniors now :tear

[Tadao]

My old best friend has a 16 year old daughter now. ;)

[Aaarg]

You guys are old!

The other night my roommate was saying something about a musician, "he came out pretty recently. His first album is from 2002 and blah blah blah." After he finished, I said, "dude, 2002 isn't recent anymore. That was seven years ago." We both had a "fuuuuuck" moment and swiftly forgot about it because we were high.

[Kitsa]

I'm 32. I've been babysitting since 4th grade.

[The Leader]

Those people are not college seniors! You'd be 12 when I was born, and I'm a sophomore.

[Kitsa]

I've been babysitting since I was 9 or 10. At least 2 of the kids I sat for are seniors. Several (because I was an au pair for some kids whose moms didn't trust them alone, and wanted someone around) are almost as old as I am...they were 10 or 11 when I was 13-14.

[The Leader]

Dang, I wouldn't trust my kids with some jive ass nine year old.

[Kitsa]

I wasn't an ordinary nine year old.

[The Leader]

Oh... Oh my...

[kahljorn]

she had powers

[Kitsa]

shit yeah I had powers

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just not the shit powers

[Kitsa]

no, not the shit powers. Mainly the boring responsibility powers that aren't interesting.

[Zhukov]

Hey guys! It's 9:21 on Friday morning! Are you all ready to entertain me for my day off work?

[Kitsa]

I am! Let's begin with the Interactive Attack Bat (http://www.target.com/Batman-Dark-Knight-Interactive-Attack/dp/B0012J4A2M/sr=1-1/qid=1252020278/ref=sr_1_1/184-3361321-4506212?ie=UTF8&search-alias=tgt-index&frombrowse=0&rh=k%3Ainteractive%20attack%20bat&page=1).

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Tadao]

I hope Hangie gets grounded from the computer soon.

[Otto]

I hope he gets run over by a truck full of dicks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Zhukov]

Yeah I bought that Kitsa. I could not get this to work, it fell apart while I tried to wind it up.

[Kitsa]

You write excellent reviews though.

[Zhukov]

Thank you. I hope you found it helpful.

[Kitsa]

It's a shame it doesn't work better because the idea of a mechanical attack bat is intriguing.

[Tadao]

I was trying to figure out it's function. You push a button and it leaps at you?

[Otto]

That's probably why it's on clearance and has a one star rating.

[Zhukov]

I get the impression that it not only senses you and leaps at you, but it hangs from the roof. This would be a great toy if it wasn't a piece of cheap shit made with the intention of luring kids in with promises and then duly falling apart.

Uh, I assume.

[Tadao]

I always wanted a toy Owl from Clash of the Titans. I kept hoping some company was gonna make one when I was a kid.

[Zhukov]

My Grandfather carved a wooden eagle for me, and I painted it. When it wasn't being used to attack lego men it was in the garden scaring away sparrows.

[Kitsa]

Tadao: you could probably get one via etsy alchemy.

[Tadao]

I think someone actually made one like 5 years ago, but I'm not little anymore and I try not to collect anymore stuff as I have no room for even a Birthday card.

[Tadao]

Unless it's an online BDay card

[Tadao]

Like a picture of the senders bewbs.

[Tadao]

Cause that's all I want :tear

[Tadao]

I've asked all the girls except for Kitsa, cause we already had this discussion.

[Kitsa]

I don't do boob shots.

[The Leader]

Here's the Bubo replica you were thinking of. No boobs, though. :/

https://www.gentlegiantltd.com/catalog/product/detail/204

[Tadao]

That's a good looking one, I think the one I saw opened it's mouth and dilated it's eyes and made noise, but then again it could have been a homemade one.

[The Leader]

Would it be your friend too? 'Cause I'd like that. :(

[Tadao]

I would force it to be my friend. I even liked it more than R2-D2, I guess I've always loved animals. Probably because I had a subscription to Ranger Rick back in the mid 70's and well into the 80's. Grandma always renewed it for me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The Bubo statue looks nice but not for $60.

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Tadao]

The Bubo statue looks nice but not for $60.


Only 500 were made.

[Dixie]

You didn't get me anything for my birthday so no boobs from me.

[Tadao]

You shoulda asked for something, I wouldn't deny you. :(

[Dixie]

I don't ask for presents, they're just supposed to happen.
:|

[Tadao]

Hey, I said I'd come visit you.

[Dixie]

that's like getting coal for christmas

[Aaarg]

i saw "bubo" in a quoted message so i had to go back to see if there was an owl statue or what, come to find out it's a fucking robot owl.

assholes, i wanted a wooden owl statue!

[Wiffles]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2053473824_705a26696c.jpg

heres an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl on top of an owl -^.^-

[Tadao]

Nice h:boob:boobters!

[MattJack]

MattJack:
he sent me 4 JCVD movies, bourbon, and popcorn
oh and shot glasses
i owe him, big time

12:15am Fathom Zero:
Extreme.
Everyone owes sam.

12:15am MattJack:
True.

[Fathom Zero]

I have over 9,000 posts. My life has slipped away.

[kahljorn]

damn dude

[LordSappington]

Well, my birthday get-together was yesterday. I ended up getting a Bowie knife, incense with a crazy skeleton throne burner, and enough money to buy Ethiopia and then some ($90)
Also, we found out my friend can set off car alarms from three blocks away with her blood-curdling scream.

[Zhukov]

Make sure she only uses that power for good.

Also, post knife picture so I can say 'That's not a knife...' etc.

[LordSappington]

I promise I'll take one later; I'd have to get on the Mac's webcam, since I broke my camera.

[Kitsa]

I wish I'd had my camera out for that "people of walmart" site.

We went to pick up some groceries and two separate people were in renfaire getup. We couldn't figure it out because it was too shittily made to be SCA stuff and the ren faire is 2 hours south of here.

It was like, HIE THEE TO WALMART, SPOTTY TOOTHLESS WENCH

Anyway, we have a pioneer heritage festival going the next town north of us and that's all I can figure out. Their costumes weren't even accurate for a renaissance faire, much less a pioneer days festival, but what the hell. Judging from pictures I've seen, the pioneer thing hasn't stopped random idiots from showing up dressed as Jack Sparrow. I'm from olden tymes, hurrr hurrr hurrrrr.

Idiots.

[Pub Lover]

...hurrr hurrr hurrrrr.
I've noticed this about lately. Is it new and from something I haven't seen? Or is it old and I've previously been more successful in filtering it out? :confused

[Kitsa]

I don't know. It was my best approximation of the sort of self-satisfied chuckle these people might muster.

[Otto]

Got super excited about making bodies for my dried apple heads and drove extra far to buy material and wire and all the other shit I needed and then remembered on the drive home that my sewing machine is busted, so I can't sew the clothes (I suck at hand stitching).

[Aimless]

you could always try iron on hemming tape?

http://www.amazon.com/Dritz-Hemming-Tape-Wt-5-Yards/dp/B000GBTA6I

[Kitsa]

Ordered a decaf coffee today because I wanted to drink coffee. I thought decaf wouldn't taste different (I've always half-suspected that they give you caffeinated whether you want decaf or not). I was really surprised that it didn't have the familiar bitter coffee flavor. It was pretty mellow. So I guess I learned something today.

[Zhukov]

caffein gives me migraines. Milk gives me kidney stones. I haven't had coffee in days.

[Kitsa]

Do you have a parathyroid problem? That's how they figured out I had one. Kept getting kidney stones because my parathyroid wasn't processing calcium and my body didn't know what to do with it- went straight to my kidneys.

I got put on some sort of industrial-strength dose of Vitamin D and now I don't get kidney stones.

[Tadao]

I hate the taste of caffeine free coffee. :x

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Kitsa]

I'm so used to highly-caffeinated coffee that decaf just tasted weird.

[Tadao]

I'm a no sugar no cream straight black coffee drinker, so I taste what most people cover up. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I don't drink coffee because its taste reminds me of every single awful thing I've ever ingested.

[executioneer]

having caffeine every day seriously fucks with my ability to get anything useful done :( it's ok once in a while but only recreationally for me

[captain516]

I can't stand hot coffee. I only drink mine cold,with just a little bit of cream.

[Aimless]

I"ve had 8 kidney stones, I have one on it's way out now... I never catch them and I don't have insurance so I'll probably have a few more after this one :/

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm so used to highly-caffeinated coffee that decaf just tasted weird.

I work for a company that routinely gives out free coffee - the roasted bean variety - from a number of very high-end coffee roasters. I have therefore developed a refined taste for coffee. Having said this, your comment comes as no surprise. Coffee without caffeine doesn't just taste weird; in my world, that stuff is just plain HORRID. :puke

I'm a no sugar no cream straight black coffee drinker, so I taste what most people cover up. :(

You are a man after my own heart. :)

I don't drink coffee because its taste reminds me of every single awful thing I've ever ingested.

And here I was beginning to like you .... ;)

[Tadao]

Someone told me that what they do to a coffee bean to remove the caffeine is really disgusting, as in you wouldn't want the chemicals they use in your system. I forget what it was as he is also a nut job.

[Kitsa]

I have a national geographic article about it but it's boxed up somewhere.

I remember the piles of caffeine that were removed as being some sort of awful wet gray powder.

Well, this was an isolated incident because I was craving the taste of coffee. I'm definitely not making a habit of drinking decaf. When I'm not pregnant, I find that the bold roast starbucks + excedrin works way better on my degenerating chunks of spine than any of the expensive painkiller scripts.

[Otto]

I've seen that article! It's more like a horrifying waxy sludge.

Bought a holder for mosquito coils that's shaped like a pig at the Asian grocery today.

[Chojin]

Coffee is nasty shit.

[executioneer]

sometimes literally (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)

[Tadao]

Have I posted this yet?

http://13.media.tumblr.com/o2opKFB7Cqdwns03KgHalvSYo1_500.jpg

[Tadao]

One of these things is not like the other.

[Wiffles]

its gotta be bottom left because it has the only invertebrate in it ^^

[captain516]

YIFF YIFF YIFF

[The Leader]

its gotta be bottom left because it has the only invertebrate in it ^^
Bottom right, 'cause it's the only one without a human in it. :rolleyes:

[Kitsa]

But the invertebrate is the only one to get a caress in the bargain.

[Pub Lover]

I recently stopped drinking coffee, which I had black, unsweetened. I now fall asleep throughout the day.
I don't know. It was my best approximation of the sort of self-satisfied chuckle these people might muster.

I understand. Thank you for your reply.

[Colonel Flagg]

Someone told me that what they do to a coffee bean to remove the caffeine is really disgusting, as in you wouldn't want the chemicals they use in your system. I forget what it was as he is also a nut job.

Actually, there are two commonly used processes. One is the Swiss water process, which uses only a few mostly benign chemicals. You can usually only claim 97% caffeine-free coffee with this process (though I've seen claims above 99%, so I may be hedging a bit here), so this isn't for people with an intolerance to the substance. To "completely" decaffeinate coffee, methylene chloride or ethyl acetate are generally solvents of choice.

You may not have wanted to know this, but if you don't drink decaf, then you're pretty much OK. :\

I remember the piles of caffeine that were removed as being some sort of awful wet gray powder.

I've seen that article! It's more like a horrifying waxy sludge.

You're both right. But that's what caffeine looks like, in impure form, like it would right after the decaffeination process. In pure form, it's a white powder. I believe the caffeine obtained in this process is purified and resold to soda manufacturers like Coca Cola, Pepsi and RC. But that may just be a rumor. :)

[Otto]

I swear I've seen that article that Kitsa talked about, but I can't remember what magazine it was. I think it was National Geographic because I read it in my shrink's office and it's one of the only magazines that he puts in the waiting room.

I think it did say that they sell it to soda companies after it's been purified.

[Kitsa]

So basically I'm not doing my baby any favors by going decaf.

it is National Geographic. The cover has a cup of coffee with a heart drawn in the foam. I can't remember the date because, as I said, it's boxed up.

[Colonel Flagg]

So basically I'm not doing my baby any favors by going decaf.

Yep. If you want to quit the caffeine, try seltzer. Or herbal tea. Or Postum(tm) :x

[Tadao]

I think she just wanted to taste the bean.

[Otto]

Here's that pig incense burner that I bought today:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/INV-0000114_01.jpg
According to the woman at the grocery store, you're supposed to put one of those mosquito coils inside of it. She didn't sell them, but I managed to find some at a hardware store.

Also, I'm guessing I'm the only person on the planet that actually likes postum?

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I just had a craving for the coffee taste.

It's this issue:

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/caffeinealingadingdong.jpg

[Otto]

Yep, that's definitely the one that I read, too.

[Kitsa]

That's a cool incense burner. It looks like the kind of thing that could be found at Ichibankan before they closed their online store :(

[Sam]

HEY OTTO, TRY NOT TO PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT PIG OKAY

[Wiffles]

Im sure he planned on putting mosquito coils in there Sam, now we all know what you do in your spare time ^.~

[Otto]

but its snout... so... so inviting. I have to. I MUST.

[Sam]

JUST DON'T GET DRUNK AND CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR POCKET P*SSY OR A MELON YOU MICROWAVED AND CARVED A HOLE IN.

[Aimless]

Im sure he planned on putting mosquito coils in there Sam, now we all know what you do in your spare time ^.~


he molests items in old ladies gardens, he told me so.

[Otto]

JUST DON'T GET DRUNK AND CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR POCKET P*SSY OR A MELON YOU MICROWAVED AND CARVED A HOLE IN.

OILED GARBAGE BAG

[Aimless]

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/gnome.jpg *winkwink*

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/mooninggnome.jpg

[Sam]

that little slut is just begging for it

[Aimless]

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/Gardengnome1.jpg

[Babs]

EDIT: I AM SORRY BUT NO

[The Leader]

That's nsfw. :(

[Otto]

Not Safe For Gnomes

[executioneer]

OILED GARBAGE BAG

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM

[Zhukov]

Do you have a parathyroid problem? That's how they figured out I had one. Kept getting kidney stones because my parathyroid wasn't processing calcium and my body didn't know what to do with it- went straight to my kidneys.

I got put on some sort of industrial-strength dose of Vitamin D and now I don't get kidney stones.

Well to be honest I only ever got the one Kidney stone.


Getting a migraine WHILE suffering from severe abdominal pain was harsh, but not as bad as when they told me I wouldn't get to keep the 'stone'.

I was told to cut down on milk, and .. cut up (?) on water. I did, but recently this stuff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farmers_Union_Iced_Coffee) has been running a competition to win a dart board, so I have started drinking it again.

[executioneer]

guys when did we get past 60000 posts :(

[Zhukov]

Anyone who points out when is not funny.

That's a lot of posts.

[Chojin]

Anyone who points out when is not funny.

That's a lot of posts.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=60000
May 20th, 2003, 11:12 AM

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm waiting for post #100,000 - May 5, 2013. You heard it here first. Maybe.

[Chojin]

I'm waiting for post #100,000 - May 5, 2013. You heard it here first. Maybe.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100000
Aug 20th, 2003, 12:42 AM

you were close

[Aaarg]

these niggas is talkin about posts in this thread here

[Zhukov]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=60000
May 20th, 2003, 11:12 AM

I take back what I said, this thread is hilarious.

[Colonel Flagg]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100000
Aug 20th, 2003, 12:42 AM

you were close

Dude, the whole site is like in the mid 600's now.

My date would then be close to 1,000,000 overall posts. :\

[Pub Lover]

Jaeger frozen down to a viscous sludge and topped with reces pieces and bennies. And capped off with a whack in the forehead from a shovel wielding tranvestite who usually likes you but is currently 'in crisis'.

<3

[Tadao]

Can the Tranny be a person who looks like a boy but is really a girl?

[Kitsa]

Is that bunny's tongue coming out the other side of the cone?

[Tadao]

No I think that's a piece of cookie.

[Pub Lover]

Do they not have 'Flake' candy bars in America? :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/June/Cadbury-Flake-Ad.jpg

Ladies like to eat them so much they let their bathtubs overflow! :eek

[Tadao]

Do we call it something else?

[Tadao]

Not Safe For My Pants!

[Pub Lover]

DCLggnjbsqQ

Yay 4 youtube embeds. Thanks Dr Boogie quote in my sig!

[Pub Lover]

Watching that with internet eyes just gave me one of those "oh no my childhood" moments. :(

[Kitsa]

No, there's no cadbury flake here other than in specialty import stores.

I pay about double what you would just to get my flake fix every few months.

[Tadao]

It would be even better if she let out a tub queaf.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/June/stick_it_in_softly.jpg
We put flakes in ice cream. We call it a 99. I'm not sure if that is dirty? :(

[Tadao]

That must be what's in his cone!

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1912/bunnylick.gif

[Kitsa]

I cherish any flake bar I can get hold of, except someone always wants me to break off a piece for them and the entire damn bar disintegrates.

I just found a "hazelnut" flake a few months ago, and that was interesting.

[Tadao]

Maybe that's why people hide it in the cone.

[Kitsa]

could be.

[Pub Lover]

What is a game, old or new, that you really enjoy, that is under-appreciated or not well known.

Don't give me any of that gay shit you fools.>:

New Guy, I think you want this thread. (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3819)

[Fathom Zero]

57e8YGlH6UA

[Pub Lover]

this game is the biggest piece of shit do ever appear on the internet. the boss that ressurects the pp girls is more unfair than Tabuu on Intense. You people all blow.

:wah

[Dr. Boogie]

When I first read that, I thought he was saying that he didn't like playing Taboo.

What happened to Grislygus, dammit?

[Aaarg]

I miss drawing stupid pictures. Whenever a girlfriend has a bad day and I have free time, they get a silly picture in an attempt to cheer them up. I miss it! Haha.

Today I made a mix CD for a girl I used to work with. I drew a picture to go with it, with the song listing on the back of the sheet. It was a rabbit in a shirt&tie, because I named the mix "MIXOMA VIRUS; MIXOMATOSIS."

[Tadao]

Try loveline, we don't care over here.

[Aaarg]

I was going to draw you a picture asshole. FUCK U.

[Kitsa]

That was some damn good blackberry cobbler. Except, why they gotta make blackberries with seeds? :(

[Pub Lover]

it said "die"... if there had been an "i hate myself and want to" or even "i want to" that would have been a different story.

Maybe he was channeling a german ghost and you didn't let him finish the sentence. :(

[Kitsa]

Pub Lover made a bilingual funny.

[Pub Lover]

Just don't ask me what other German words I know, because just like in bed, I'll come up short. :(

[executioneer]

That was some damn good blackberry cobbler. Except, why they gotta make blackberries with seeds? :(
to punish you for trying to enjoy yourself :( NATURE IS CRUEL

[Dixie]

I have a real date tonight.
With someone who isn't married, and he doesn't have a girlfriend either.
AREN'T YOU GUYS PROUD OF MEEEE?

[executioneer]

SURE

[Dixie]

I expected more encouragement.
:(

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm proud of you Dix. :)

I'm also a suckup. :\

[executioneer]

i'm just always jealous of daters so i tend to be less than enthusiastic :(

I SHOULDA KEPT MY ATTITUDE UP MY BUTT WHERE IT BELONGS

[Fathom Zero]

I's happy. I already told you so! 60 yr. old men are my weakness, too.

[Kitsa]

Got to sit next to a raving meth-head in the pharmacy as I was waiting for a refill. At least, I'm pretty sure he was a meth-head based on others I've seen. That was fun.

He was going up to everyone and babbling about how great massage chairs are.

[executioneer]

how bad were his teeth

[Kitsa]

Didn't see his teeth but the smell rolling off him was not good.

[Dixie]

Hey, this one is only 44! I haven't dated anyone older than 50 yet.

And Kitsa, those massage chairs can be pretty awesome even without meth.

[Fathom Zero]

:P

And they're wayyyyyyyyy better with meth. Trust me. ;)

[Zhukov]

Saw a lady at work today wider than she was tall, mullet, no teeth, pink cardigan, fake denim leggings, leg warmers instead of socks, and sandles.

Immediately thought of you Kitsa, and also my lack of camera.

[Kitsa]

why did you immediately think of me? :( I'm not that bad off yet.

[Zhukov]

I thought of you in that you would have liked to have seen her.

[Kitsa]

Ohhhh. Yes, that's true.

My mother said she saw someone today walking around with a giant 3XL sticker stuck to their butt.

[Zhukov]

I recently bought some new work trousers, khaki ones with large pockets and knee pads. You can get them in size 132, I am size 92.

Who, with a trouser size of 132, would be doing enough work to warrant work trousers?

[Tadao]

Where is Finland lately?

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/celebrity-pictures-wilford-brimley-mispronouncing-diabetes.jpg

[Dimnos]

Isnt he busy feeling up cadavers or something?

[The Leader]

My mother has started pronouncing it like him. :/

[Kitsa]

I have some Canadian short story book that had a story about a kid with "diabeetis". I remember the other kids taunting her and calling her "Fart! Fart! Diabeetic fart!"

That's what I always think of when I think of diabeetis.

[Tadao]

I wonder if their farts smell like candy.

[The Leader]

I'm so sorry. :(

[Kitsa]

No, but if there are a lot of ketones, urine can smell funny.

[Tadao]

So, I'm sitting outside smoking a ciggerette and watching bees do flower things. It's a normal part of my day. I also start thinking about when I was a little kid, like 4th grade, and how I would do painful things to my arm to freak the other kids out. Then I start wondering if I can withstand most pain than most. Then I think about all the emotional pain I have shrugged off all these years. Then I look at a flower and notice I don't really see the beauty in it, I just avoid seeing the fact that it is dying.

[Pub Lover]

<3

[Fathom Zero]

You wouldn't be able to stand it if you saw it.

[Wiffles]

talk about super cynical o.o

[Shrubfest]

Do you write poems?

[Tadao]

A poem would only make it gayer.

[The Leader]

I love you Tadao. In a totally non-sexual manner.

Guess which part was a lie.

[Tadao]

Guess which part was a lie.

That part :x

[The Leader]

You got me.

[Pub Lover]

I have a real date tonight.
With someone who isn't married, and he doesn't have a girlfriend either.

Hey, this one is only 44! I haven't dated anyone older than 50 yet.

What is so wrong with him that no woman would have him? :(

Yeah, I gotta agree. It looks more for the people that need an analogue for a cigarette, something to hold between their fingers.

Cocks! :)

[Pub Lover]

I think I must be the only person on the planet who isn't all giddy over Tom Waits.

And I'm not impressed by the Ramones. Opinions are fun. :(

[Kitsa]

Isn't it nice when we all like different things?


I had a woman come up to me today and announce that she almost died when she had her baby. She said she had 5 pints of blood and 450+ stitches. I was trying to imagine a scenario in which 450+ stitches would make sense. Anyway, what the hell do you say to something like that? "Oh. Oh, wow."

[Pub Lover]

"Can I see the scar?" :(

[Kitsa]

450 stitches is a lot of stitches. That baby would have had to explode out of her like in Alien or something.

Just for reference, Rodney Fox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Fox) (mauled by a Great White) received 462 stitches.

[Otto]

Maybe she gave birth to the baby from "It's Alive!" and it mauled her?

[Pub Lover]

You guys blew him away ;_;
Looks like someone couldn't handle the idiot-rage from that post. :(
How did I ever miss that picture of CIG?

You're a newb, noob. :(

[Tadao]

I handled it very well I think.

[Kitsa]

Maybe she gave birth to the baby from "It's Alive!" and it mauled her?

Definite possibility.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/alive.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I handled it very well I think.

It wasn't you or Dr. Boogie that deleted it though. :(

[Tadao]

Ah! I see now. :tear

[Tadao]

My mommy used to cut my peanut butter sandwich into the shape of a T.