I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.morrisgarage.com/vespa/dr_scholls.jpeg

[Pub Lover]

Whoever it is that puts that shit up really does his homework

I read both the new ones going "Is it me? Is it me? It might be me? No, it's not me. :( "

Also, is Seth on the list twice?

[WhiteRat]

Who is supposed to be #4?

I'm not sure which one exactly is supposed to be Seth, either.

[Asila]

:lol


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/imgad.gif

[Asila]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

Who is supposed to be #4?

Do you remember Kahljorn?

[Fathom Zero]

I know it's GW writing it.

[Tadao]

You can tell it's GW. He tried to add himself to hide the fact, but he ends up praising himself instead of insulting himself.

[Pub Lover]

The GW one has been there for ages though.

[Tadao]

As he has been writing them for ages.

[Asila]

The GW one has been there for ages though.


Don't go getting logic in our messageboard conspiracies, dude

[Chojin]

I think I would be honestly offended if encyclopedia dramatica liked us.

[Pub Lover]

They do like us. This is how the emotionally crippled display their affection.

[Chojin]

Apparently we love them back, given the frequency of you fags going OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ;_;

[Zomboid]

I'm honored!

[executioneer]

i've never lived in a basement! what shoddy journalism

[executioneer]

plus, good christ that has to be the nicest thing those guys have said about anyone that wasn't intended to be ironic

[Asila]

plus, good christ that has to be the nicest thing those guys have said about anyone that wasn't intended to be ironic
It's because you're YOU just accept it

[ElPila666]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2gsgx8j.jpg

[ElPila666]

Does jail prisioners have internet? caused i wonder if Charles Manson is writing at some message board since i heard that he upload an album of him as a gift to his fans last month

[JediScum]

It was alluded that Hannibal Lecter had computer privleges. But that's fiction.

Charles Manson releasing an album he phoned in? Are you sure? That could have been David Allen Coe or GG Allin.

[JediScum]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2gsgx8j.jpg

It's OK, Lassie... they won't hurt me.... I'm not Jewish.

Now run girl, RUN. Timmy's in trouble.




































http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/TIMMY.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Hey you can get a BAPE theme for your iGoogle: http://www.google.co.uk/help/ig/art/artists/nigo.html


Newbs need not apply. :ibapery

[Fathom Zero]

BapeX

[Pub Lover]

Apparently we love them back, given the frequency of you fags going OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ;_;

It's usually me going WTH, WHY DON'T PEOPLE HATE ME ENOUGH TO PUT ME ON THE LIST, I SUCK TOO! RIGHT GUYS? :(

[Pub Lover]

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D0 5132008
No remote linking? (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05132008)

[JediScum]

:pa:pagebrak:pagebrak

[JediScum]

But seriously check this out...

first site i came across

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm

Took it, honestly...

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/BAC51308.jpg

But they could not describe the levels i go to... which would be:

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/BAC51308pt2.jpg


And WikiPedia had this to say too:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content

If grams are a measure of mass, why is alcohol, a fluid, measured as grams instead of millilitres?

Actually close examination of both of these sources will reveal that they don't know what the fuck they are talking about....

And neither do I.

[Pub Lover]

I did a page brak, you cuntwipe.

[HickMan]

Hey guys I leave August 12th for Fort LeonardWood Missouri! You won't hear from me for about five months. Not that I ever really contributed anything to this site anyway!

[Pub Lover]

The computer I'm working on just crashed. It took me a moment to understand what happened, which is nice as it means computers have advanced enough to make it sufficiently uncommon. Now I'm just leaving it because I don't wanna redo my work.

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys I leave August 12th for Fort LeonardWood Missouri! You won't hear from me for about five months. Not that I ever really contributed anything to this site anyway!

See Ya, Clay. Good Luck! :)

Don't get dead! >:

[HickMan]

Woah, Pub! I'm not leavin' just yet! We still have the summer to party!
http://skrinkeringhearts.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/markpaul-bell.jpg

ARE YOU REEEADY?!

[Pub Lover]

You mean it's not August already where you are?

[HickMan]

It's only May 13th in the USA

[Pub Lover]

Of the year 5769, right?

[Pub Lover]

Man, I had such a crush on Lark Voorhies back in the 40's, but according to google she looks like a monkey, so what the hell young Pub?

[Pub Lover]

The problem with timezones and my living so far ahead of everyone here is that my stupid mind is so easily confused.

Like I thought Doops was born on the 12th not the 14th.

It being the 14th here. :x

Of August. :rolleyes

[ElPila666]

Tuesday 13th is a bad lucky day here, and for you guys is on Friday 13th, i don't why is that, the title of Jason movies is tuesday 13th (martes 13) as well, i guess it has something to do with aliens

[ElPila666]

or alcohol

[Pub Lover]

Tuesday 13th is a bad lucky day here, and for you guys is on Friday 13th, i don't why is that

It would suck to have the culturally acceptable day of fear midweek. I like having myself a long weeekend to recover.

Those brown stains don't clean themselves.

[executioneer]

http://m.assetbar.com/uuaclkskr.gif

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, Willie. :)

You probably managed that first time without even a preview.

I am so stupid it hurts my feelings something rotton. :(

[executioneer]

could be worse, you could be from finland :eek

[WhiteRat]

I'm pretty sure I bombed my test to get promoted to Staff Sergeant. On the bright side I get out in less than a year, so I say who gives a shit about more rank, respect, and money!

[Pub Lover]

I dream of tridents floating freely in the water.

[Pub Lover]

I'm pretty sure I bombed my test to get promoted to Staff Sergeant. On the bright side I get out in less than a year, so I say who gives a shit about more rank, respect, and money!

What are you doing after, as long as you make it out not dead?

[WhiteRat]

Finishing up school is the plan. I'm about 12 credits shy of my AA and from there i'd like to turn it into a Bachelor's of some sort. That's the plan at least, who knows if my lazy ass will actually see it through.

[gingerninja]

I'm new to the party. I brought some doritos!

[Pub Lover]

Coolchip or Cheez?

[Pub Lover]

http://cache.gridskipper.com/assets/resources/2006/08/doritowar.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I'm new to the party. I brought some doritos!

:groan

[executioneer]

i wish they still made taco flavor :( or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

[Pub Lover]

Why? Why am I always surprised when google shows me a penis? It happens everyday. :x

[Pub Lover]

Doopa's birthday thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699740) got me wondering "As she doesn't post here anymore, why does she get a birthday thread?" Sure, she has a pretty strong connection to the site, but surely Rog can't forget to buy her a gift every year...

Looking back, her 2006 thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25957) had, the now banned, Noob3 ask the very question I was thinking. Mister Mockery defended himself by saying she reads the boards, but I note a distinct lack of her posting her thanks to the vet well wishers.

2006 has no thread as the Barrs were crossing the country at the time. Did he remember to get her something? Or was he too busy singing a song about meat on a stick?

In 2005 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17208) the chip in her hand started blinking, a strong clue to remind the rubberfaced & picklehatted one, but she did take time out from hiding to make a quick appearance. Possibly the last time before her statements of "I love reading your site, I do it all the time" began to ring truely hollow.

If it weren't for Fartin & ArrowX 2004 (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11425) would be a pretty impressive vet roster. If I rememebered who half those people were. And as I don't, Ol' Doopapoopa could've posted everyday for all I recall.

I actually posted in the 2003 thread. (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3319) :eek A suggestion that she was an active member of the forum at the time and such a thread wasn't some vile necrophilial obsession with a posed live doll... WTH am a talking about? >:

[Asila]

That's... actually quite impressive

[Esuohlim]

It being the 14th here. :x

Of August. :rolleyes

I RECALL THIS RUNNING GAG.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT IN THE FUTURE? :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I rarely post in birthday threads because I rarely care

[Colonel Flagg]

i wish they still made taco flavor :( or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty. :(

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away. :x

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

[JediScum]

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty. :(

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away. :x

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

BECAUSE JOHN RITTER DIED!!!!!!!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

i wish they still made taco flavor :( or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

I know you can still find them at the Biggs in Harrison, OH.

[JediScum]

I Don't want money, as it's worthless....

I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT A DONLLAR LOOKS LIKE

IS it like like a donkey, with a medusa for a left front leg?

[liquidstatik]

..

[Dixie]

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty. :(

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away. :x

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?
I'm pining for the smokin' cheddar barbecue Doritos. I loved those, even more than Funyuns.

[executioneer]

TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP

http://f0rked.com/flash/v=doritos

[WhiteRat]

It seems to me that all of the newer Dorito flavors pretty much taste the same. I get excited when I saw "cheesy sexy pizza" flavor or some other branded shit only to realize that it tastes no different than nacho cheesier.

[Asila]

I still kind of pine for the guacamole doritos, but that may be a good thing because I don't need to be eating doritos, sheesh

[Pub Lover]

I RECALL THIS RUNNING GAG.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT IN THE FUTURE? :rolleyes

I like to mention it everytime I fuck something up because of timezones. :(

I never post in birthday threads because I hate you all

I spend an hour reading birthday threads today, & it was either some divinely guided action, or you being a big old liar but every non-Doopenstein thread I picked had you in it.

who the hell is ray grincho and why should i not put him on my ignore list

Well, that answered & corrected one of my previously considered unfounded doubts.

<3 <3 You need a roadie or anything?

Willie's roadies are all pale, effeminate boys in tight trousers.

What do you expect when you post a thread with a grand total of four words in the first post?

I. Fucked. Your. Mom.

[Tadao]

Carlos Mencia should have never taken time off. I was mildly interested when he first started to get famous. Now he's thew only thing on and I'm gonna watch the news instead.

[Asila]

Carlos Mencia should have never taken time off. I was mildly interested when he first started to get famous. Now he's thew only thing on and I'm gonna watch the news instead.


I just finished watching his standup, it was.. eh

[Esuohlim]

CARLOS MENCIA SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, YOU MEAN.

[ElPila666]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/656/deeplystonedoz2.jpg

[T-Rex]

Carlos Mencia doesn't do stand up. He re-tells jokes from good comedians. Only badly.

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11345442/Golden_Fish_Cracker_Hot_And_Spicy_Salt_And_Vinegar .jpg

Also, these snacks are pretty much commercial racism towards white people. "Cracker" is OUR word!

[WhiteRat]

I. Fucked. Your. Mom.

Now this is a thread that might have some potential.

[WhiteRat]

A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the ``Star Wars'' films.

http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2008/05/13/news/nation_world/doc4829f5d65de5f314681921.txt?sPos=3

[T-Rex]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/hercule-mr-satan.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

holy shit :lol

[bigtimecow]

would anyone on here like to play some brawl?

[Kybo Ren]

HAIL LORD VADER!!
Once inside his car, a man wearing black Star Wars clothing, including a Darth Vader mask, approached him and ordered to give him money. The pizza deliveryman was able to drive away, but not before the suspect pulled a stun gun from his pocket and shocked him

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2004/10/may_the_farce_b.php

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/vader_arrested.jpg
I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.

[Fathom Zero]

I took this girl to see Iron Man and she was texting on her damn phone the whole time.

Then she said the movie was stupid.

FUCK THAT.

[Tadao]

Fuck her mom as payback.

[Fathom Zero]

Ewwww. You haven't seen her mom.

That'd be like cutting off my own dick to teach her a lesson.

[Tadao]

Yeah but you could tell her that her mom is hotter than her.

[ElPila666]

Next time invite her to watch What happens in Las Vegas or Baby Mama, those are movies for chicks. I hope they realease a new Wonder Woman movie soon, or what about Spider Woman? she was really hot in that suit

[Colonel Flagg]

I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/05/13/international/i115835D08.DTL

Lord Vader took umbrage to those faithful to the Jedi religion.

May the Force be with you.

[JediScum]

which Spider Woman?

[ElPila666]

Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr

[JediScum]

Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr

well, the redhead isn't bad either, but i'll have to agree.... either Jessica Drew or BOTH!!!!

So anyways, i now read that 390,000 in the UK ALONE are/wanna be Jedis. Afucking goddamn church built.

Plus all the lightsaber battles on YouTube shows the Jedi drawing their weapon first. Fuck it, man i WOULD BECOME EVIL if it weren't for this....

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/earthday1984.jpg


Now, shape up assholes! or cripped dead people will END your intolerance!

TALK TO THAT GIRL, ESUOHLIM AS I"VE NOW FOUND MYSELF IN A SIMILIAR SITUATION, SIR.

[JediScum]

nevermind... instead of raising hell, i'm just going to let cops, priests and doctors tell me what to do

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/trinity01.jpg

[executioneer]

this page sucks

[Kybo Ren]

here we go-
Someone impersonating the Dark Lord of the Sith--i.e., a guy in a Darth Vader helmet--held up a movie theater in Springfield, Illinois, and made off with a load of cash.

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=845d7f01-b531-44aa-ab5b-76b9568a6323&entry=index

this article also mentions the pizza hungry darth again. I only brought any of this up because of WhiteRat's post, and Vader rules.
http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/poor-vader-782335.jpg

[Kybo Ren]

some drunk loser bitchslaps roommate and identifies self as Darth Vader to cops
http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/the_emperor_set_him_up.php

And this had damn well better not be the actual Jedi church attack
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/04/actual_video_of_drunk_darth_vader_attacking_jedi-2.html

Cause it's as lame as this
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/darth-vader-vs-japanese-police/2122479672

how low can a dark lord sink.

oh right, phantom menace

[T-Rex]

Star Wars stinks.

[Shrubfest]

In a literal or metaphorical sense?

[Kybo Ren]

Star Wars stinks.

Like Bantha Poodoo?
or like charred Rodian?

[Esuohlim]

wtf, get out of our thread you jerks

[Misdemonar]

this is where the secret club secretly meets

[JediScum]

None of this would have ever happened if Yoda told Count Dooku "Yer too old, FAT MAN! And yer tits are too big! Get the fuck off my porch!"

[executioneer]

no nerds allowed

[Shrubfest]

Getting worried. Feel the need for a random interjection...


CUBISTS.

[Dixie]

Ok so is everyone that posted on this page getting a red card or what?

[Misdemonar]

RED CARD

THIS IS A RED CARD

[corpexec44]

RIP REDD FOXX

[GADZOOKS]

cool

[Pub Lover]

I've missed you, Mister Riddles. :(


An aggravated robbery at a Barrington Street pharmacy yesterday has police

appealing for help.

The woman allegedly demanded a bottle of methadone from the pharmacist while

holding a knife in the raid, at about 2.30pm. She then left on foot towards

Colombo Street.

Detective Doreen Howe says there were four staff on duty at the time but none were

directly threatened. She says the woman is described as Caucasian, in her 30s, of

slight build and about 5 feet 5 inches tall with long brown hair tied back.

Detective Howe says the woman was wearing a red patterned bandanna across her face

and a black fleece zip-up sweatshirt.
I build epic backstories for such events in my head. :(

I'd write them down, but I can't get passed the idea that it is fanfiction.

Keep up the inspiring stories, World.

Why the hell can't they just get the animation studio

to make the movie in a higher quality than the show? Is that too much to fucking

ask?
Would you ask the guy that shits on your face to polish it? No! You would bring in

the professional shit polishers.


That's the same trip that captain James T. Kirk might have

feelling when he destroyed the enterprise with the klingon Cristopher Loyd inside

of it because he was mad when he found his son was killed by evil klingons

Emily beat Lost Winds with a clear time of 3:20 or something,

but I had to look around on the internet to help her beat the boss. And all the

while she was going WAAH WAAH PUZZLE GAMES SHOULDN'T HAVE BOSSES WAAH WAAH
Young love. <3
this page sucks

wtf, get out of our thread you jerks
It's the same number of posts in the same amount of time that they usually post.

You're only noticing it because it's not spread out by a friggingly stupid number

of my posts.

this is where the secret club secretly meets
SHH, IT'S A SECRAT! :eek

no nerds allowed

Since when? >:

Ok so is everyone that posted on this page getting

a red card or what?

They should. >:

Page Beak. :rolleyes

CiG is the best person here. She is so great she is a Vet twice. :eek

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/BillMurray2008/sucks.jpg

My Discovery Channel board account went for more :(

HAVE A KICKASS SUMMER GUYS

[Chojin]

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON ACCOUNTS!!!

YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!

[MattJack]

I be tossin n flossin my style is awesome

[MattJack]

So Chojin what is your new avatar from?

I WANT TO KNOW

[MLE]

Hell

[MetalMilitia]

My guess is DDR.

[executioneer]

Hell
this

[Chojin]

http://www.adventuresplanet.it/public/images/recensioni/hell3.png

[MetalMilitia]

Hell 2: Dancin' With the Devil

[T-Rex]

http://estb.msn.com/i/33/CED1AE57C051C4BC75D94DC4E9D1B7.jpg

Lightning bolts appear above and around the Chaiten volcano as seen from Chana, some 30 kms (19 miles) north of the volcano, as it began its first eruption in thousands of years, in southern Chile May 2, 2008. Cases of electrical storms breaking out directly above erupting volcanoes are well documented, although scientists differ on what causes them.

[MetalMilitia]

To me that looks like two Ghost busters taking down a gigantic ghost. :eek

[T-Rex]

Yeah. It could also be a Super Saiyan charging up a kick ass attack.

[HickMan]

stfu & gtfo

[Fathom Zero]

That reminds me, I preordered Ghostbusters!

[MattJack]

that reminds me, did you get a mic? and is yer sexbox360 fixed?

[Fathom Zero]

it should arrive today, but I've got no mic yet. Maybe my friend has one. If it comes, I'll be playing GTA IV later.

[Tadao]

Lightning bolts appear above and around the Chaiten volcano as seen from Chana, some 30 kms (19 miles) north of the volcano, as it began its first eruption in thousands of years, in southern Chile May 2, 2008. Cases of electrical storms breaking out directly above erupting volcanoes are well documented, although scientists differ on what causes them.

I guess no one saw the link I posted to the huge pic of this.

[Fathom Zero]

I think I did.

[Sethomas]

The Gabby thing reminds me of 2003 when rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated, to quote the spirit of Mark Twain. I told HughBristic while I was in the hospital (she was the one who reported my demise) that I thought it'd be in bad taste for me to be able to read my own obituary, so she had that thread taken down. SIGH.

[Tadao]

There needs to be a name for obituaries for the hated.

[HickMan]

oBITCHuaries

[HickMan]

:pagebrak

[MarioRPG]

I feel sick :x

[Tadao]

Maybe it's skin cancer.

[WhiteRat]

Maybe it's maybeline?

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

Don't worry. Tomorrow is SciFi channel night.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Esuohlim]

:emoticon

[WhiteRat]

Don't worry. Tomorrow is SciFi channel night.

As sad as this sounds, i'd rather be at home tomorrow night getting drunk watching SciFi than going out for a coworker's 21st birthday.

[Esuohlim]

A friend of mine called me tonight and told me I was briefly shown walking by during a filler shot on tonight's episode of 20/20.

I was very skeptical about this at first, but then I indeed remembered walking by a camera on a tripod pointing at seemingly nothing a few weeks ago.

IN SHORT, I AM POTENTIALLY FAMOUSE

[Esuohlim]

Who wants autographs

[Esuohlim]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4367/autographjx0.gif

:picklehat

[WhiteRat]

A friend of mine called me tonight and told me I was briefly shown walking by during a filler shot on tonight's episode of 20/20.

I was very skeptical about this at first, but then I indeed remembered walking by a camera on a tripod pointing at seemingly nothing a few weeks ago.

IN SHORT, I AM POTENTIALLY FAMOUSE

Was the segment about obesity in America? If so, i'm sure they focused the camera on your massive monster truck tire-like gunt which may or may not be embarassing to you.

[Esuohlim]

I oughta deck you one

[WhiteRat]

It's a wake up call pal, you gotta lose the cottage cheese.

[Tadao]

Stupid SciFi Channel. It's suposed o be stupisd scary movies on Sat. but no.... they had to ruin it with an Indiana Jones movie marathon. I want more horrible movies!

[WhiteRat]

I decided against going to the bars tonight and I was actually looking forward to some shitty movies. Time to channel surf.

[Fathom Zero]

Yo, T-Rex. How hard was it to get a pilot's license?

[MarioRPG]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4367/autographjx0.gif

:picklehat

We should do a thread where people compare handwriting, as I assume all computer-users hate such 'primitive ways'. :)

[Sethomas]

Guys, Friday night as I was smoking outside the bar at closing time, a cute girl was talking to some friends of mine and then she turned to me and said, "hey, I think I know you from... that website." All of a sudden, I was like, "OH SHIT!!" Turned out she was talking about the town's LJ community, so it was all cool. She even remembered a post I made almost three years ago for some reason.

At some point I did quote the spirit of MM and said "Hi, my name is Seth. You probably know me from The Internet," which is eerily effective in this community.

[Zomboid]

I decided against going to the bars tonight and I was actually looking forward to some shitty movies. Time to channel surf.
That's what I did. I was too hungover to do anything else anyway, so watching trash on tv was just great.

[HickMan]

That's totally Loveline material. In a good way!

[ElPila666]

Seth does the girl knows that you are a youtube star?

[Tadao]

If find it hilarious that people still take things said in these forums so seriously.

[Tadao]

http://chickencrap.com/images/20.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Where'd you find this one? Or do I even want to know?

[Tadao]

On the other forums I cheat on you guys with. We don't know if it's real or not yet. Tounge looks wrong to me, like his lips aren't open enough.

[HickMan]

That's FAKE

[HickMan]

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000ERU3PG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V64884696_.jpg
I walked along the avenue.
I never thought Id meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
http://itcouldbenothing.com/fruitfly/images/afos.jpg
A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.
http://www.mvnunewsletters.com/articles/images/If%20I%20Ran%20the%20Zoo%20cover.jpg
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldnt get away.
http://cdlibrary.matthewkeith.net/images/7485f.jpg
Reached out a hand to touch your face;
Youre slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
Im floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5678512,00.jpg
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldnt get away.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10122007/photos/news019a.jpg

[liquidstatik]

..

[WhiteRat]

This guy was arrested in Minneapolis a few months back for assaulting women by sucking and licking their toes on the street:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/toelicker.jpg

[ElPila666]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6722/beakmandi0.jpg

[Kybo Ren]

http://www.fiveoclockbot.com/blog/images2/ao5nwm.jpg

[T-Rex]

Leeds police stop giant Facebook-organised pillow fight

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/19/leeds_pillow_fight/

Then they cancelled a Brighton Custard Pie fight

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1986989/Record-breaking-Facebook-custard-pie-fight-cancelled.html

I like the idea the of the cop on Facebook that's checking to see if he is a "Pirate or Ninja".

[Pub Lover]

I only blame myself.

OK, I also blame all these crappy little shits.

A lot.

But there is still a little blame for me in there.

[MetalMilitia]

What's going on here?

[Pub Lover]

I am being a whiny bitch because these new people don't seem to get it.

[Pub Lover]

I DID WARN YOU ABOUT YOUR SIG, KYBO REN! >:

NOW LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE! :eek

[liquidstatik]

..

[liquidstatik]

..

[MetalMilitia]

My (full up) 500GB hard drive is right on the brink of crapping out and I don't think I'm going to be able to pull everything off it before it dies. I've ordered a replacement 750GB HDD and with a bit of luck I'll be able to get my docs, MP3s and subversion repository at least.

Does anyone have any good ways of regularly backing this volume of data cheaply? Like... a tape drive or something?

[Tadao]

I just saw this for the first time at the bottom of the page.

http://www.i-mockery.com/button1-bm.gif

Has that always been there?

[MetalMilitia]

Nah think it's new.

[Chojin]

Man, I just went over to Goozex's forum to make a few suggestions in their cleverly-named 'Suggestions' forum. Normally I wouldn't sign up for shit like that, but they don't have an e-mail for received suggestions and...WELL! Never have I stumbled into such a den of pissed-off kids in my life.

READ THE RULES THIS IS WHY IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY NEWB

Well, this being the SUGGESTION forum, and assuming that this is within the REALM OF POSSIBILITY FOR MORTAL MEN...

YEAH YEAH YEAH WELL ANYWAY IF YOU'D RUN A SEARCH AND REPLY TO A YEAR-OLD THREAD INSTEAD OF THIS ONE-WEEK ONE YOU REPLIED TO THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE. FGT.

-Signed, two of their forum moderators.

[Tadao]

you got powned.

[MetalMilitia]

That one guy was like

No, but every time a new one is created, God kills a kitten.:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :| >:

Same thing happened to me a while ago when I made some suggestions on some podcast forum. I said, probably 3-4 times, in the post that they were MY opinions and I'd understand if they don't want to take anything on-board and I was just making suggestions from the perspective of a new-ish listener on what I found lacking about the show etc. and how I would improve it. Totally constructive criticism. Y'know - the kind of thing any reasonable group would like to hear and consider if they ever wanted to improve their "product".

All I got was a whole page of the community telling me I didn't understand the show and they didn't need to change anything and to top it off one of the presenters chimed in thanking the community for defending the show's good name and closed the thread.

You'd think I'd just taken a shit in someone's hat the way they were acting. Needless to say I've not listened to it since.

[Pub Lover]

Stop editing Domos into your posts. :x

T-Bone, I get it, Rez annoyed you, knock off the internet impressions.

[Tadao]

Hehe Rez didn't annoy me. I was just messing with him and it turned into something fun for me.

The powned is in response to what they said to Eric, has nothing to do with Rez.

[MetalMilitia]

Stop editing Domos into your posts. :x

FINE.

P.s. you're not the boss of me, pub >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.theblurb.com.au/Issue77/CWOE01.jpg

[Pub Lover]

The powned is in response to what they said to Eric, has nothing to do with Rez.

A newb getting powned on the internet? :eek

LULZ CLASSIK COUNTER-FAIL!!!! :lol2


And other such nonsense and banworthy comments.

[Pub Lover]

you're not the boss of me, pub >:

If that was true you would have put more domo kuns in.


MEEZA OWNZ YOUZE NIGGAZ:domo

[MetalMilitia]

What does a nuclear scientist eat for supper?

Fission chips.

[WhiteRat]

Why was the blond up on the roof?

Because she was told that drinks were on the house!

[MetalMilitia]

What does a bird eat for its supper?

Fish and CHEEPS

[ElPila666]

Why did the chicken crossed the streets?

to go to the other side

[ElPila666]

do know you what a kinder egg is?

is a black woman that got pregnant with a white guy

[MetalMilitia]

I don't get it.

[ElPila666]

Do you know which one is the most risky sex situation?

having blowjob sex with a cannibal

[ElPila666]

I don't get it.
do you guys know witch one is the most nasty cartoon name?

Domo cum

[Tadao]

Do you know which one is the most risky sex situation?

having blowjob sex with a cannibal

When you let Pub tie you up.

[Pub Lover]

Oso entre tienda.

Oso diga dos..............bebida..............por.......... .....favor!

Hombre diga porqué patas?

Oso diga vea papa mierda en madera!! :eek

[Pub Lover]

My apologies to Seth. :(

When you let Pub tie you up.

Safe as houses, I assure you.

[Tadao]

Bear between store.
Bear says two .............. drunk .............. by .......... ..... favor!
Man says because legs?
Bear says sees Pope wood excrement!

[Pub Lover]

Enough to make anyone drink, I'm sure.

También está oso! :eek

[Tadao]

象はなぜ彼らの足指の爪を赤い塗るか。

従って彼らはりんごの木に隠れてもいい。

I love babblefish.

[ElPila666]

What!?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/tadaochink.gif

[Tadao]

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

Translate from Japanese to English

[Tadao]

:(

[ElPila666]

Safe as houses, I assure you.
:tear
私はホモである

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/bummer.jpg

[Tadao]

:tear
私はホモである

彼はちょうど人および女性の両方選択によって置かれて得ることのための彼のチャンスを持ち上げることを試み ている。

:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/pilahomo.jpg

[Tadao]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/114/259278687_b5e872d58a.jpg


King of t3h N00bs!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8846

[ElPila666]

now i speak three languages, english, spanish and japanese, awesome! domo arigato Tadao san

[ElPila666]

i should try a japanese loquendo voice now that i know how to write it

[Tadao]

i should try a japanese loquendo voice now that i know how to write it

to German
ich sollte eine japanische loquendo Stimme versuchen, nun da ich sie schreiben kann

to French
je devrais essayer loquendo une voix japonaise, puisque je peux l'écrire là

to Italian
dovrei provare loquendo una voce giapponese, poiché posso l' scrivere là

back to English
I would have to try loquendo a Japanese voice, since can l' to write here

[Tadao]

Tengo gusto de extremos grandes y no puedo mentir. Usted otros hermanos can' t niega que cuando una muchacha camina adentro con una basura deshilvanada itty y una cosa redonda en su cara, usted consigue soltado.

[Pub Lover]

I only blame myself.

OK, I also blame all these crappy little shits.

A lot.

But there is still a little blame for me in there.

...

[JediScum]

I met a German/French/italian/Japanese guy once. He was crumpled in a heap, in an alleyway, And after he told me that he needed to build a "Tesla device" to rebuild his body, I Told him that i was Irish/Dutch/Native American and pointed to a light in the sky....

""Are they going to help me?"

"NO! YOU"re going to help me!!! That's my full-scale model of the Death-Star!!!"

[Esuohlim]

:hat

[ElPila666]

Tengo gusto de extremos grandes y no puedo mentir. Usted otros hermanos can' t niega que cuando una muchacha camina adentro con una basura deshilvanada itty y una cosa redonda en su cara, usted consigue soltado.
Ay dios mio! eso es muy asqueroso! :lol

[Pub Lover]

Usted consigue soltado all up my shirt.

[Pub Lover]

aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

[Pub Lover]

I was only mentioning stand up, which i thought was topical. But Izzard as stand up i've never seen. he was ok in "Mystery Men", though.

His role in Mystery Men is the worst thing I can think of him having done, and that includes showing his flabby bum on Brighton beach.

[ElPila666]

Heil Satan!

http://www.noticiaslocas.com/img/171002.gif

[Pub Lover]

http://www.stormgasm.com/4-17-02LPday/tom%20pics/hail.jpg

[Tadao]

His role in Mystery Men is the worst thing I can think of him having done, and that includes showing his flabby bum on Brighton beach.

Yeah, I've never sen his acting.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/hail.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Well, my photoshop refuses to open. so I'm saved some time & you're saved from seeing that image spinning & then flashing "This is what is wrong with the internet!"

[Pub Lover]

Name-Dakota
Age-I DO NOT HAVE DISCLOSE THIS INFORMATION, ITS MY BODY!
where are you at?-ON A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-Nothing,your all jerks. >:
Dakota is a girl's name, Indy.

[Govenuh]

I know...First name's Noah though...

[Asila]

Your punctuation makes me cry. Oh, I see you're from Georgia NEVERMIND

[Govenuh]

Excuse me? There is nothing wrong with my punctuation,as I remember if you put a "'s" at the end of a word,it adds "is",making it "First name IS Noah,though."

Not every southern person is an idiot,you ignorant douche bag.

[Asila]

Hahahaha.

PUT A SPACE AFTER YOUR COMMAS

[Tadao]

Put a space after your commas you southern idiot.

[Govenuh]

Well, excuse the fuck out of me.

[Pub Lover]

Your punctuation makes me cry. Oh, I see you're from Georgia NEVERMIND

It's much easier in French where they don't go in for that whole possessive apostrophe business, but then French is just English for idiots.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/hail2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Does make me wonder why I don't meet more French people on the internet.

[JediScum]

Dakota is a girl's name, Indy.

"Feh. We named the DOG Indy..."

[Pub Lover]

Hahahaha.

PUT A SPACE AFTER YOUR COMMAS

I think you mean YOU'RE COMMAS. ;)

[Govenuh]

Haha,nice.

[Asila]

Probably. Apostrophes don't bother me as much as commas.

[Tadao]

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

[JediScum]

Haha,nice.

They made a typo! Sis Boom Bah!

[Pub Lover]

Probably. Apostrophes don't bother me as much as commas.

YOU ARE COMMAS UP AND DOWN, LADY!

[Asila]

I AM WELL AWARE >:

[Govenuh]

They made a typo! Sis Boom Bah!

I just thought it was funny.I was getting assed about a typo I made,and they made a typo as well.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY,YOU KNOW NOOOOOOOOTHING OF HUMOR!

[Pub Lover]

You are favourite thing of what about the site? Nothing,your all jerks >:

He likes the nothing of ours. Also, the all jerks of ours. It is good. Nothing and all jerks is best of things that are of ours.

[Tadao]

I just thought it was funny.I was getting assed about a typo I made,and they made a typo as well.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY,YOU KNOW NOOOOOOOOTHING OF HUMOR!

Oh my god, you are an idiot. It is your, not you're. Pub was joking.

[Govenuh]

Jesus Chirst,and I though people on Newgrounds were grammar-Nazis.

[Tadao]

I doubt that.

[Pub Lover]

Need? Nah, brah, but when you know a chick's name, it's like romantic, and shit. Chicks dig that shit. Makes em think your like some european guy, ya kno?

The Boogie Doctor writes as a ghost for the blog of Govenuh. :eek

[Pub Lover]

HEY GUYS, I'M GOVENUH, I OCCASIONALLY MAKE A TYPO, AND I DO IT SOLELY TO PISS YOU ALL OFF. Also, I edit posts of mine to things of plus stupid magnitude. This may surprise the senses of Pub, but is true.

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Jesus Chirst,and I though people on Newgrounds were grammar-Nazis.

No, mistaken has been Govenuh. We are being the Grandmother of Nazi. We say he a very naughty boy.

[Pub Lover]

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/nazi_cookies.jpg

Whoops! Mistake we be making! We make cookies of Nazi! Maybe if Nazi be boy of good we give cookies of eating to Nazi. Maybe his friend Govenuh eating of cookies of Nazi too.

[Pub Lover]

We having no of milk. Sorry.

[Tadao]

He ran back to newgrounds like a little puss.

[Misdemonar]

sup sup sup in your buts?

[JediScum]

Like misssspellings or punkuation are my problems...,,

I'm more concerned about the ducks in the backyard. They look REALLY bummed out since the pool (that hasn't been used in like 3 years) has been drained...

They're like "What the fuck, man? No warning? NO NOTICE? I HAD EGGS IN THAT THANG, YO! And you jus' WRECK THA MOTHADUCKING THANG, HUH? GODDAMN BABYKILLER!!! YOU JUST WAIT, BITCH-ASS, GAS GUZZLING, NON-FLYING, COUSIN-HUMPING BIPED!!! THE DUCKS MAY HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH THE GEESE IN THIS TOWN, BUT THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID SAPIENS! STUPID HOMO!!! GONNA CALL THE SWANS TOO!!!"

I actually liked the ducks. Had no problem with them. It is beyond my control as it is NOT MY POOL, D!!! Quack all ya want. Won't bring the water back.
Bring your son that I saw you with, last week, and the wife. Bring the Geese. I would call the Swans but, I don't think Michael Gira and The Living Jarboe do that anymore.

Then, together, WE WILL DECLARE WAR ON THE SWIMMING MAMMALS THIS SUMMER!!!!

[Esuohlim]

THE CHAT ROOM IS GAY TODAY

GREAT

[Misdemonar]

man fuck you milhouse