I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[liquidstatik]

n*ggers more than most, tho

[Xydexx]

So then you don't dress up like a unicorn? You're wearing hoofs right now aren't you?
Heh. I wish. :\

It'd make it kinda hard to type, though.

Seriously, the only times I've been fursuiting were in the Ocean City, MD Doo Dah Parade and at a furry picnic at a local park, and I don't actually have my own fursuit (tempting as it is to get one, there just aren't enough hours in the day it seems).

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[ElPila666]

Chess is for nerds :rolleyes

:(

Using your pawns is a good strategy. If you know how to set them up right at the very beginning you can make a very obnoxious blockade. Try practicing online with other players (if you want really good players you should try the pay sites. My dad was subscribed to one last summer for about 9 bucks a month, which is like half a Finnish peso or whatever so it shouldn't be too big of a deal).

My name is Borat (http://www.mediafire.com/?iczykz1ky0k)

[Fathom Zero]

I hope that this will suffice.
(http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VPWC3WL2)

It's as if you know the agony of being a fatass. :eek

I know why the caged bird sings.

[Fathom Zero]

Milhouse, we should do Masterpiece Theater readings of the forum.

[executioneer]

well if you're planning on staying we'd appreciate it if you'd tone down the "IC" stuff we hate characters here (THIS IS NTO THE FUCKING TNT NETWORK >: )

[Guitar Woman]

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/HEYGUYS.mp3

[Esuohlim]

Haha now I'm glad that I didn't do it because I would have done it in my regular boring robot voice. :(

I WILL TUNE UP MY VOCAL SKILLS FATHOM AND BELIEVE YOU ME WE WILL PUT ON QUITE A SHOW

[Esuohlim]

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/HEYGUYS.mp3

BORKEN :(

[liquidstatik]

YEAH BROKEN

[Esuohlim]

IT'S BROKEN GW >:

[liquidstatik]

SRSLY GET WITH IT, GW

[Tadao]

What's wrong with it :mad

[Xydexx]

don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!
To satisfy Chojin's insatiable curiosity further, here is a list of things on Xydexx's computer desk:
* A small vintage inflatable horse
* Accoutrements Eugene, the Enchanting Unicorn (made of "huggably soft latex")
* My Little Pony Christmas ornament
* Tag from Flying Horse Royal Lager beer
* Circus horse squeaky toy
* Fluffy purple stuffed unicorn with necklace
* Good vs. Evil unicorn figurines
* An orange My Little Pony with magnetic hoof
* Toy horse from Road To Eldorado
* Some little pink beanie baby unicorn I got in a Happy Meal
* Shotglass with paw and "FURRY" written on it
* Furryville "Track and Fur" tiger figurine
* Parking meter lamp
* Hauptratte-Sperren lanyard with bike lock key and house key on it
* Lanyard with various furry convention badges
* Pegasus plushie I found on the Bronx River Parkway while biking
* Purple horse plushie (on top of the pegasus plushie)
* Purple unicorn plushie (on top of the purple horse plushie)
* White/pink horse plushie (on top of the purple unicorn plushie... they're stackable, you see...)
* Fragment of Non-Sequiter comic from the Sunday paper several years ago: "Let us give thanks for horses." "Yes! They're all better than us."
* Newspaper headline: "Horse-Powered Victory"
* Empty CD case
* Four pens (green, blue, black, red... you can never have enough pens)
* Business cards
* Bottle of Gatorade (Frost)
* Speakers
* Monitor
* Microphone
* Checkbook (balanced, for once)
* Wacom tablet and drawing stylus
* Cutting board
* Scanner (HP Scanjet 2300c)
* Cute Overload and OMG PONIES!!!1 bumper stickers
* Printout of Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies
* A post-it note from Rob Paulsen
* Cheap $1 con badge from Gideon
* Cyclecomputer (for my weirdo bike)
* Small bottle of TravelLodge shampoo (has a furry on it!)
* A Radisson Hotel keycard
* The Unicorn Code
* Clear cube of lucite, approx. 1"
* Moist towelette ("Directions: Just tear open and use.")
* Two 41 cent stamps
* Various buttons given at last furry con
* Spare keys to my old 1998 Honda Civic (sold last year)
* Exacto knife (and extra blades)
* Tiny scented candle
* Wireless mouse (not in use)
* My little digital clock that says "TIME" on it
* Some sort of computer card, possibly for my old scanner
* Various computer manuals
* Polaroid of me petting a cougar at a furry con
* Bumper sticker from Pioneer Tunnel Coal Mine in Ashland, PA
* Postcard from Centralia, PA
* Stitch figurine
* King Of All Cosmos fake nose and mustache
* www.goats.com (http://www.goats.com) sticker
* Two empty packages of My Little Pony fruit flavored snacks

Stay tuned for our next exciting update, "List Of Things On Xydexx's Other Computer Desk"... or "Xydexx's Shopping List" or "What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses?" depending what sort of mood I'm in.

[Guitar Woman]

You guys already know what it sounds like anyway >:

[Guitar Woman]

I'll upload my REAL voice if you guys pester me enough, mabye

[Esuohlim]

I could give two shits of a care less about them. What I have against is you, ya fucking cock juggling thunder cunt.

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr0wav.wav (http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr0wav.wav)

OK this is enough phone-file sending for today I'm poor now :(

[Esuohlim]

Voice acting :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I'll upload my REAL voice if you guys pester me enough, mabye

Do it, janky >:

[executioneer]

man get a fucken mic already

play some games on windows live search or something you can get one for like 1000 points

[Esuohlim]

Effort. :rolleyes

Boo to that

[Zomboid]

lol sam and I have been making fun of people and doing voices on xbox live for a while now.

...and it's funnier than this.

[Fathom Zero]

Expansive list.

Hope you don't have to MOVE.

[Esuohlim]

ok

[executioneer]

oh man, pretending not to notice sarcasm

[executioneer]

i can do voices

[Zomboid]

Yeah, but can you make it hilarious and have other hilarious internet people request that you read hilarious sentences in a hilariously monotone voice, all at the hilarious cost of 1 dollar a recording?

CAN YOU?

[Esuohlim]

Willie don't horn in on my business here pal, there's no such thing as enough Zomboid-rolleyes posts.

[Xydexx]

Expansive list.
I am, admittedly, a collector of things... mostly weird and unusual, as that's what my world tends to be, and coincidentally what makes the internet (or at least the places on it worth visiting) a cool place as well.

Meanwhile...

What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses (or: "What Was In Xydexx's Pocketses Before He Took Them Out And Put Them On His Already-Cluttered Desk"):
* Wallet
* Car keys
* $1.17 in spare change

[Sam]

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE?

[Xydexx]

Hope you don't have to MOVE.
Not planning to anytime soon, even though our place is worth $150K more now than when we bought it.

While we're on the subject, best of luck getting out on your own. It's quite liberating. :)

[executioneer]

not as liberating as pretending to be a pony online, but still

[Zomboid]

Willie don't horn in on my business here pal, there's no such thing as enough Zomboid-rolleyes posts.

I only hassle you cause you're a mod. : fuckauthority! , right?

[HickMan]

Hey everybody I gotta be at work in 20 minutes but I dont wanna go. I'm probably going to fall asleep when people are swimming.

[ElPila666]

Are you a baywatch?

[Esuohlim]

I only hassle you cause you're a mod. : fuckauthority! , right?

Well it was a legitimate question since this a fairly recent development and everything :rolleyes

[caith]

hey i used to post here a while back. just wondering if anyone remembers me and should i stick around or just fuck off .?

i'm your friend

WHAT

ps j/k

I'll be your frang

A/S/L

SPORT IS FOR THE GAYS????

raver..you might've been touched by me while I was spinnin some Joe Cocker meets Felix da Housecat once...stick around...

iiwii

ill be your friend raver :p

Hi caith! A/S/L?

Raver141, werent you that british fuck?

Fuck off :)

yes robot i am as described.
wiiiiiiiiiiiiLLY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im my friend.

Last time we left off, about six years ago, we were arguing about who sucks and what not. Care to pick up where we left off?

i would love to robot but i cant be bothered to bore myself to death reading your drivel. ravers and bastards rule.

This thread clearly points out the amount of ruling that you do.

Ruler of dick.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/die.jpg

[HickMan]

Yes I'm a baywatch Mitch Buchanan and I was unaware that Esuohlim was a mod!

[Dr. Boogie]

People, please. There's a reason I like to dump shitty threads in this one. There's no sense trying to improve the chat thread.

[Pub Lover]

I can see at least three threads that should be in here, what are you waiting for, Doc?

[liquidstatik]

w/e this is the best thread on these forums

[Seven Force]

just use your clitoris to dial the #

[Tadao]

Oh my god... Max could write the words "Fuck You!" only in his next blog and everyone would cum. Max, I challenge you too write the biggest steaming hunk of cow shit for an article, everyone will kiss your pooie shoes.

[Pub Lover]

I haven't read the new poems, but some of the previous ones have actually made me lol and that is pretty rare. :(

[Mockery]

Oh my god... Max could write the words "Fuck You!" only in his next blog and everyone would cum. Max, I challenge you too write the biggest steaming hunk of cow shit for an article, everyone will kiss your pooie shoes.
Are you saying you didn't like his latest poetry piece?

[Tadao]

I didn't laugh at any of them :(
But I'm not a cultural laugh meter that you would want to set yourself too.

[Xydexx]

not as liberating as pretending to be a pony online, but still
I'll assume that was a compliment. :)

[Tadao]

Oh pretty pony
I picture you in the field
Poop smeared on your tail

[Xydexx]

Oh pretty pony
I picture you in the field
Poop smeared on your tail

Oooh, haiku. I can do that.

Pony is hungry
He sees you driving by and
Wants to eat your head

http://www.xydexx.com/journal/j070330a.jpg
OM NOM NOM NOM

[Tadao]

:lol

[Xydexx]

Everybody knows
Ponies devour little kids
Run fast little girl!

http://www.xydexx.com/journal/j070330b.jpg
WAUGH! HUNGRY PONY!

[Grislygus]

Ravers, furries, what is the difference? Western culture is doomed. It's decadence and self-importance have given birth to widespread, vile perversion unimaginable to previous generations. Only through Allah can we find salvation, and only through the blood of Americans and Jews can we prove our worth.

[Fat_Hippo]

and only through the blood of Americans and Jews can we prove our worth.
Does that mean I get off scott-free?

[Grislygus]

As long as your country accepts Islam

[Tadao]

There is but one god, praise be Allah!

[Fat_Hippo]

As long as your country accepts Islam

Well, a huge percent of the population is turkish, so give it a couple of years and it'll probably happen.

[Zomboid]

Well it was a legitimate question since this a fairly recent development and everything :rolleyes
It was a legitimate question if you're an idiot :rolleyes

[Tadao]

What is the proper way of furdomization? Does the council of woodland creatures tell you your animal, or do you pick what you think you are?

[Xydexx]

What is the proper way of furdomization? Does the council of woodland creatures tell you your animal, or do you pick what you think you are?

You choose what you want to be. There's a very strong DIY ethic in furry fandom, when it comes right down to it. Lots of folks make up their own characters and backstory and such.

That being said, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a council of woodland creatures. :)

[Fat_Hippo]

I hope so. I'll either be a badger or beaver...as as a badger I got these stylish stripes, but as a beaver I can drop trees on people. Hmm...:confused:

What's more important: style or enhanced gnawing capabilities?

[Xydexx]

I hope so. I'll either be a badger or beaver...as as a badger I got these stylish stripes, but as a beaver I can drop trees on people.
Why not both? Half badger, half-beaver. Take what you like and leave the rest. Very post-modern. :lol

Stranger things have happened.

[Guitar Woman]

cancer

[executioneer]

man the more posts this thread gets, the bigger my ignore list gets >:

[Tadao]

Princess Pony, what furry do you see me as?

[Guitar Woman]

If I posted pictures of Gerard Way kissing Frank Iero this thread would be better

[Emu]

well then where are they already

[Tadao]

If I posted pictures of Gerard Way kissing Frank Iero this thread would be better

I'm going to become a furry :tear

[Tadao]

Maybe I'll be a Platypus or an Aye Aye, not sure yet.

[MetalMilitia]

I just noticed that out of 23,000+ votes, Arrested Development has a 9.7 score on IMDB.

That's pretty amazing. :eek

Deserved though.

[Tadao]

I think reading Ranger Rick as a kid damaged me :(

[Fathom Zero]

Some guy is stealing mail out of our mailbox at about 1 PM on certain days.

[MetalMilitia]

Some guy? That's no way to talk about your brother. :/

[liquidstatik]

is it ur brother?

[liquidstatik]

FUCK YOU METAL

[Esuohlim]

It was a legitimate question if you're an idiot :rolleyes

DULY NOTED :rolleyes

PRICK :rolleyes :rolleyes

[executioneer]

guys i just realized that my primary motivation for all things in life is shame

[Tadao]

guys i just realized that my primary motivation for all things in life is shame

It would seem that Zomboid can fix that.

http://zomboid.org/

[Guitar Woman]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s263/Fears_bullets/Gerard_Way.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

:love

[executioneer]

i can think of better ways to fix it

[executioneer]

i am always thinking of better ways to fix it

[Pub Lover]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/TheHordesman/Avatars/WorkbyOthers/zzzz.gif would make a good sig for someone that hates me.

I'm looking at you, GW.

[Emu]

I'd use that as my sig but I'd probably get banned for it

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://nlbelardes.com/images/2007_wretchedfleshfilm15.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/TheHordesman/Avatars/WorkbyOthers/zzzz.gif would make a good sig for someone that hates me.

I'm looking at you, GW.

gross

[Pub Lover]

That is a very close second on my horrible scale, T-Dawg. :(

[Tadao]

It's creeping me out :x

[Pub Lover]

[14:29] PublicPubLoather: SAMSAMSAM!
[14:29] SwitchDingo: PUBPUBPUB!
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: SAM! I AM SORRY TO SAY IT BUT I FIND YOUR FRIEND ZOMBOID OVERLY DULL FOR SOMEONE SO SELF-RIGHTIOUS ON THE TOPIC OF INTERNET FUNHAVING!
[14:31] *** "SwitchDingo" blocked you at Thu Mar 13 14:31:05 2008.
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: Dude! :(

[Pub Lover]

ha, fgt screwed it up :lol

[Sam]

that never happened

[Pub Lover]

Hence the time travel of me saying Dude! Dude! :eek

[Esuohlim]

PUB THAT IS A DANGEROUS CAN OF WORMS YOU ARE TRYING TO OPEN

[Pub Lover]

DO YOU:
[] AGREE
[] DISAGREE
[] NOT WANT ZOMBOID TO ROLL HIS EMOTICON EYES AT YOU

[Esuohlim]

In all seriousness I used to really like Zomboid and I have no idea where the sudden instigation is coming from.

It would be like if Emu was suddenly a dick out of nowhere.

[Pub Lover]

MAYBE, LIKE HIS HERO BAM MARGERA, HE IS LOOKING TO SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT! :eek

[Pub Lover]

[14:30] PublicPubLoather: Z-MAN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT?
[14:29] zomboid2: LIKE MY HERO BAM MARGERA WHATEVER THE F*CK I WANT!
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: :eek

[Zomboid]

OH pub. Your wackiness knows no limits :lol

[Zomboid]

Hey, maybe you can take your wackiness on the road and make new friends? :lol

[Zomboid]

That is, if they feel like waking up at 4am to find your grim visage glaring down at them and breathing deeply :lol

[Pub Lover]

IGNORE LIST TAG! :lol

[Sam]

YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

No, but seriously, if I'm already breathing heavily then they are so not waking up any time soon. :rollingwiththepunchestomypoorcreepystalkerego

[Zomboid]

http://i.pbase.com/o6/90/432690/1/53125300.r6YX6qMS.53125300.6n2idU93.Ericeira107cop y_1.jpg
Someday, I'll find a woman who's as akward and popular on the internet as I am :(

[Pub Lover]

Duh, I already have GW. :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

sup guyzzzzz

[Pub Lover]

Hey Missy, how is it going?

[Misdemonar]

FURRY ALERT :rolleyes
FURRY ALERT :rolleyes
FURRY ALERT :rolleyes

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://i.pbase.com/o6/90/432690/1/53125300.r6YX6qMS.53125300.6n2idU93.Ericeira107cop y_1.jpg
Someday, I'll find a woman who's as akward and popular on the internet as I am :(

A boyfriend-free girl as it were.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Emu]

34,001st post :eek

[WhiteRat]

I'm transgendered and I need a taxi.

[liquidstatik]

brt

[Tadao]

wdtm

[executioneer]

imiha

[Tadao]

isdgi

[liquidstatik]

s^

[Chojin]

INTERNET RESPONSE OPTIONS
1. "ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES"
2. "LOLCATS"

[Tadao]

^n

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVEN SAYING STUF

[Tadao]

what does that mean
I still don't get it (directed at Willie)
No (because I assumed you said shutup)

[Chojin]

also on GW's cue this is now the 'penises we would like in our mouths' thread

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/1160170586160.jpg

[Chojin]

which isn't to say that that wasn't the purpose of the thread to begin with

[Guitar Woman]

...penis?

[Chojin]

This thread probably reminds Zomboid of why he hates the Wii.

[Zomboid]

Nope. Just reminded me of you wearing pink pants and making out with guys. That part kind of makes me dislike the wii though.

[liquidstatik]

i like manly men not those girly guy s;_;

[Chojin]

i feel so told

[Guitar Woman]

Bridget

[liquidstatik]

S^

[Tadao]

FY

[Emu]

This is my favorite thread this week!

[Guitar Woman]

also on GW's cue this is now the 'penises we would like in our mouths' thread

http://www.mediafire.com/?nnf01eo5i2j

[Tadao]

http://www.gonomad.com/roundworldphoto/uploaded_images/hot-dog-denmark-712174.jpg

[Chojin]

you sound so repulsed

[Guitar Woman]

;>

[Guitar Woman]

I had to try and talk quiet because I didn't want my dad to hear me going I WANT A PENIS IN MY MOUTH and then that happened

sorry, guys

[ElPila666]

I had to try and talk quiet because I didn't want my dad to hear me going I WANT A PENIS IN MY MOUTH and then that happened

sorry, guys

http://www.mediafire.com/?zznyohbs30f
:orgasm

[Chojin]

you sound exactly how i imagined!

[ElPila666]

I'm repulsed too! (http://www.mediafire.com/?hjycg1dwo2i)

[ElPila666]

Maybe i'll try Tadao instead, it's for a good cause that is for the blind people

[executioneer]

imiha
it means i heart acronyms

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

sup guys?

[Pentegarn]

http://www.gonomad.com/roundworldphoto/uploaded_images/hot-dog-denmark-712174.jpg

I never got adding pickles to a hot dog. I blame the fact that I don't enjoy eating pickles.

Don't tell Pickleman I said that.

[DuFresne]

>: quoting a picture from the post above you >:

>: one that is very large and the only thing in the post above you no less >:

[ElPila666]

Now i'm really getting the munchies, thanks a lot guys :(

[Nick]

I demand that this thread be stricken from the record.

[ElPila666]

I choose the Brad Pitt or the Tom Cruise penis to my mouth, no i'm just kidding

[Guitar Woman]

The Brad Pitt.

There is only one.

[Xydexx]

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/legolas/Legolas_golden_light.jpg
Mrowr there.:love:love:love:love:love

[Fat_Hippo]

Tadao. He's already told me he'll stick his cock down my throat one day, so I might as well look forward to it.

And EP: it seems like you ALWAYS have the munchies. Don't you ever do anything but smoke weed?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/1160170586160.jpg

SUPA KAWAII! :wank

[Pentegarn]

>: quoting a picture from the post above you >:

>: one that is very large and the only thing in the post above you no less >:

So sue me.

[Pub Lover]

SO BAN YOU.

[Pub Lover]

double bullhonkey

That's an anagram for Unholy Lubed Bloke. Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?

:orgasm

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pentegarn]

SO BAN YOU.

For what exactly? What rule is it that I broke?

[Pub Lover]

USING A FORMER GADZOOKS AVATAR! :eek

[Pentegarn]

USING A FORMER GADZOOKS AVATAR! :eek

What is Gadzooks? I must say you have piqued my curiosity with your refrence.

[Tadao]

FH, you don't want that, it was a ninja move and it is meant to gag you to death.

As for me, I want this little angels knob around my lips.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/aat_30-06-04_dress02.jpg

[terrva]

Woopee, i'm going to go to work tomorrow in a hangover.

[Tadao]

Best way to cure a hangover is to stay drunk.

[Fat_Hippo]

I don't think going to work drunk is a good alternative. :rolleyes

But hey, knock yourself out.

[terrva]

Best way to cure a hangover is to stay drunk.

Yeah, i know, but i don't want to get fired THAT bad.

[Tadao]

Hey, if you're that desperate to get rid of me I can just take advantage of the sunny 63 degree weather and go ride my weirdo bike around for a while.

In fact...

Heh, I guess weirdos are always on the defense.

[Pub Lover]

If you can't do your job as well drunk as you can do it sober, then you need to rethink how commited to going to work you are.

I do my job better drunk, but i don't get paid enough for that sort of performance.

[Fat_Hippo]

[quote=Tadao;538280]FH, you don't want that, it was a ninja move and it is meant to gag you to death.

Seems flawed. Isn't it a bit easy to just chomp down hard as you can? Sure, I'll suffocate on your blood-covered cock, but you'll be a cockless ninja. Doesn't seem worth it.

[eggyolk]

for fucks sake someone close this

[Chojin]

are you still straight, eggyolk?

have a cookie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB8vJ8F0OME).

[executioneer]

as creepy as furries are, OLD furries are way way creepier

[eggyolk]

thanks man i needed that to get through my day

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/charliebucket/yi.gif

[liquidstatik]

FARAK O FAMA

[Guitar Woman]

Man, even being gay couldn't save this thread

[Guitar Woman]

fucker, I was going to post that.

[Esuohlim]

For fucks sake someone close this

Meh

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm moving this thread to the thread dumpster.

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/picklehat/mockery-picklehat.jpghttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f316/tadaoginoza/WEB/rog.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I told Tad that this was going to happen.

[Pub Lover]

guys, I could really use my edit button back sometime

I want mine back too, but I really don't think it should happen for us. >:

[liquidstatik]

i still got mine 8]

[Pub Lover]

OH man, I do not think EA should be allowed to buy Rockstar. :(

[liquidstatik]

john maddens gonna ruin the gta radio ;_;

[Chojin]

GTA 08

[Pub Lover]

i still got mine 8]

Yeah, but your crimes are worse than editing your old posts into shit.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n256/phreax9/fyeaheb1.gif

[liquidstatik]

i don't crime :posh

[Pub Lover]

http://www.scronk.com/images/bellybump.gif

[liquidstatik]

i wish my laptop wasn't broke so i could post funny gifs :(

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

Is exatly what I'm looking for. :(

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

GLAD TO HAVE HELPED 8]

[Pub Lover]

Where the hell should I be looking for new gifs? GWchan is exactly the same shit it had 2 years ago. WTH?

[liquidstatik]

idkk somtiems new stuff happens and i just happen to be thurr in time to save 'em :O!

[liquidstatik]

F5 ALL DAY 8]

[liquidstatik]

i just cumd and it felt real good and all but my pee whole kidna burns now ;_;

[Pub Lover]

I don't need to see a guy with a dildo up his ass that many times in a day.

[JediScum]

Best way to cure a hangover is to stay drunk.

RIGHT THE FUCK ON, SIR!!!!
:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock

[liquidstatik]

yeah srsly being drunk RCOKS

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but not six rock on rocks. :/

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T THINK I LIKE THE WHOEL PAGE BREAK THING IF EVERY PAGE BREAK IS THE SAME PICTURE >;[

[liquidstatik]

AND SEEING AS HO WI'M THE ONLY PERSON THAT MATTERS PLZ REFRAIN FROM EVER USING PAGE BRAK AGAIN

[Pub Lover]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/pagebrak.gif

[Pub Lover]

I was wondering where Danny's avatar was from but now I don't care about anything after looking & finding this:
http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/what-in-the-world....jpg
NOT ANYONE BUT PERV SAFE

[liquidstatik]

i typed somethin like anime bunny girl on google iamges 8]

[Guitar Woman]

we should page someone else for a change, I think

[executioneer]

I want mine back too, but I really don't think it should happen for us. >:

i think pub should be allowed to edit gws posts and vice versa

[liquidstatik]

those grls on icarly are prettty hot

http://content.scholastic.com/content/images/articles/sn/icarly_jennette.jpg

[Pub Lover]

That would be a bad idea, Willie.

What would happen is all our posts would end up being about cocks & gays & gay cocks. :(

[liquidstatik]

that blonde one especially :eek

[liquidstatik]

http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/jennette_mccurdy12.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Danny, I just told my buddy the FBI that you just said that.

[JediScum]

(clears throat)


http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/what-in-the-world....jpg

Where the hell did you find this?!?! BECAUSE THAT'S ME!!! and it is the ONLY thing stopping me from becoming President of The United States!

[liquidstatik]

it'd be so hot if i culd rub my d&ck all ovr her face :x

[Tadao]

Is that from my other forums pub?

[liquidstatik]

JEDISCUM THAT WASN'T EVNE FUNNY AND THE TOPIC NWO IS HOTTIES

[Pub Lover]

Is that from my other forums pub?

No, I found that before I noticed that I had a PM. Seriously, no one but you sends me PMs. ;)

[Tadao]

You may find the same quality there. BTW I'm not Tadao there so stalking might require work.

[Pub Lover]

JTHE TOPIC NWO IS HOTTIES

ALL HOTTIES OR JUST YOUR BRAND OF HOTTIES?

I'm asking on behalf of an interested friend.

[liquidstatik]

MY BRAND

[JediScum]

I know it wasn't funny, that's my schtick, my routine, my gag....

Jeez... I thought you knew that.

[Tadao]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1545/pd355000nq2.jpg

[liquidstatik]

w/e ur just not funny

[liquidstatik]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hayden-panettiere-breast-licker.jpg
OH, CLAAAAAIRE

[Pub Lover]

http://www.thehimalayantimes.com/Aeon/News/2008/02/12/images/20080211131727Photo-6.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Danny Crime! :eek

[liquidstatik]

those don't count

[Tadao]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2426/l71e5dd66f7db38964052e7zf7.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/375369763_38916afab3_o.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

<3

[Pub Lover]

ANIME CRIME! :eek

[Chojin]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ed/Poison_SF.jpg/411px-Poison_SF.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Wiki Crime? :eek

[Chojin]

is it not loading or something

[Guitar Woman]

she's post op, it doesn't count >:

[Guitar Woman]

oh wait is this still the I want to suck dicks thread

[Chojin]

Fortunately, we can now put the rumors to rest. Street Fighter IV producer Yoshinori Ono tells EGM in its latest issue "In North America, Poison is officially a post-op transsexual." Well, that clears that up.

"But in Japan, she simply tucks her business away in order to look like a girl," Ono adds. Oh. Well, I suppose there's always Roxy.

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/12/poison_its_a_trap.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

picture of admiral akbar

[Pub Lover]

Why does she need to be post-op in the US?

[Chojin]

Because we only like our girl d*cks severed and in jars of preserving fluids on this side of the pacific

[Guitar Woman]

I thought they turned it from an outie into an innie instead of just chopping it off

[Chojin]

we'd have to get an expert in here to answer this question

where's kahljorn been lately?

[ElPila666]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2426/l71e5dd66f7db38964052e7zf7.jpg

I fell in love at first sight :love, Tadao do you have any more pics of her?

[Tadao]

I fell in love at first sight :love, Tadao do you have any more pics of her?

That's me when I was 16 :(

[Tadao]

HEY QWARX!

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/09/68/22576809.jpg
What's the matter there? Where's your friends? Oh... Your parents too? Oh... Ok...

[ElPila666]

That's me when I was 16 :(

I wish i could have a little japanese in me :Tear

[Tadao]

You can for 50 dollars.

[bigtimecow]

i like girls


without acne