I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ARsMqEPgbxw/Ru-Xta2cuBI/AAAAAAAAAQo/cez0tvUFSI4/s400/pet_peek.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Silly Astrodog, you can't build a spaceship out of wood! :rolleyes

[Asila]

But he dreams. Oh, he dreams.

and :love @ willie

[Pub Lover]

I do like GW's personality and sense of humour, but at the same time she is such a piece of shit.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't like Pub's either of those

[Pub Lover]

Yeah? Awesome. :(

[Guitar Woman]

haha, j/k

[Pub Lover]

haha, fag. :lol


:(

[Pub Lover]

I do like the game's personality and sense of humor, but at the same time it's such a piece of shit

When I was kid, in the place that I lived, you were either a Mortal Kombat player or a Street Fighter fag & you were not allowed to like, or even play, both.

Not getting an allowance from my parents meant I was forced to stand with the fat kids who spent all their money on candy. :(

[kahljorn]

I just wanted to let everybody in this thread know that I wear pajamas everywhere. :)

[Sethomas]

The pic is original :) yes.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Apr 16, 2008 7:25 AM

I'm trying to crack down on random friend requests, but if you actually respond to this then I'll know it's true love.

But if you just want more random friends because your self-esteem is too low when your friend count drops below 600, I'll just kindly remind you that you have a pretty face and you seem intelligent enough to spell correctly, and from what I can tell your rack qualifies as "nice". That should be reason enough for high self-esteem!

hugs and kisses,
-Me

P. S. Do you really like my user pic?
**
Fuck you, MySpace.

[Pub Lover]

The nights are getting cold so I've started wearing pyjamas again. When the snow kicks in I'll not be able to take them off & will simply dress over them. :x

[Zomboid]

Today I was wondering who this "Asila" person is and why I have them on my ignore list. I clicked view post a few times and it became very apparent :(

[Pub Lover]

from what I can tell your rack qualifies as "nice"..

:lol


Seth said what? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Today I was wondering who this "Asila" person is and why I have them on my ignore list. I clicked view post a few times and it became very apparent :(

Where you been, Z-Man? I've missed you telling me & GW that we suck & our babies would suck so much they would be taken to CERN to show those stuck up fucker what they're doing wrong.

I mean, making a black hole? It can't be that hard!

[Zomboid]

Finals. I'll have a bit of time after I'm done to return to that. I think of you whenever I see a guy with long hair longingly staring at girls/girly guys.

[HickMan]

Guys! I'm in the Army now!

[T-Rex]

I have a buddy in the Royal Marines and he says apart from the Talibans in Afghanistan, the British/American camp often gets invaded by these little shits:

http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

Also, he was telling me about the Sniper Training course he took to get a promotion. Basically, you have three days to sneak up on your target. Your target is just a dude with binoculars in a lookout spot trying to find you. If he spots you, it's over. Everything has to be done really slowly.

[Fat_Hippo]

What the shit is that? It looks like it came straight out of a video game.

[T-Rex]

It's a camel spider, he said. I don't think they're venomous but I sure wouldn't like to find out.

[MattJack]

I just put some bbq sauce on dem

[T-Rex]

Man, it is way too hot! Since when is April in England the equivalent to the being in the exact middle of a volcano*.


* Clearly, the hottest part of any volcano is the exact middle.

[MattJack]

how hot is it there?

[T-Rex]

The BBC weather report for my area is 14C but I swear it feels more like 16-18. People are walking around in tees and shorts!

[MattJack]

what the fu*k is 14C? that shit sounds like a super villain

speak 'merican boy

[T-Rex]

Celcius, sorry.

14C = 57F

18C = 64F

In Cambridge and South East England, 13-15 is like summers low temps and about 18-23 is summer highs. Usually.

[Fat_Hippo]

You think 16-18 degress Celcius is high? You british folk!:lol

Well, okay, it is high for April, but middle of volcano?

[T-Rex]

Oh yes! It sure is high for Good Old Blighty dude. Last summer we got as high as mainland Europe. It gets hotter than that in Switzerland?

[MetalMilitia]

No way, last summer it rained almost constantly. I remember TWO sunny days total.

[T-Rex]

No way, last summer it rained almost constantly. I remember TWO sunny days total.

Word. '06 was a better year, but '07 wasn't bad! Which part are you in MM?

[Fat_Hippo]

Oh T-Rex, I remember the summer of 2003...that summer sucked. In the hottest parts of Switzerland it was up to 40 degress, and that was where I happened to be at the time, in a house without air conditioning. I sweated like a pig.

Okay, it wasn't quite that hot most summers, but we usually get around 25-30 degrees in the sommer. That's the norm, unless you're up in the mountains or something.

[ElPila666]

that melted all their chocolate bars

[Tadao]

Also, he was telling me about the Sniper Training course he took to get a promotion. Basically, you have three days to sneak up on your target. Your target is just a dude with binoculars in a lookout spot trying to find you. If he spots you, it's over. Everything has to be done really slowly.

I saw a show on that. I would really enjoy doing that. I guess the spotter talks to a guy via a walkie talkie and has him go to the spot he thinks you're at and touch that spot with a stick and if you get touched you are spotted.

[liquidstatik]

so i'm trying to quit smoking cigarettes, but i want one so fucking bbaaaaaaaaad :'(

[Tadao]

I'm gonna smoke one now.

[liquidstatik]

yeah, i just lit up a newport

[Pub Lover]

That was the worst rendition of the war between Celsius & Fahrenheit this thread has ever seen. >:

Holy snap! I had no idea Halford was voicing in it. My interest has officially been peaked.

piqued

[Sethomas]

Fuck you guys, I use Kelvin. And I've said that before any of you shits prompted it.

[Pub Lover]

If there was an active mod that still patrolled these forums (and Esuohlim doesn't count as he is too scared of losing his powers to ever use them) then I wouldn't at all be surprised to see every T-Rex & Fat_Hippo post of the last 24 hours dumped in here.

[Pub Lover]

Fuck you guys, I use Kelvin. And I've said that before any of you shits prompted it.

I was totally going to mention you & that, but decided I wasn't gonna summon you from your studies of your own navel. :(

[Sethomas]

Umm, please demonstrate what that's referencing, if it's a reference, that I might worry much less about your inside sources into my goings-on.

[Asila]

Taken completely out of context, that last exchange does conjure up an extremely interesting mental image.

[MadballChibcha]

I can see it... lol

[Pub Lover]

You can? Is it dead people? :eek

I HAVE NOTHING MEAN TO SAY ABOUT STALFROSGR BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY AND I'D FEEL BAD :(

Everytime I read one of his posts I have to conjure a mental image of his face & reread it. It makes him more bearable.

[Esuohlim]

(and Esuohlim doesn't count as he is too scared of losing his powers to ever use them)

For one thing I'm against dumping posts in this thread because I actually read this thread (:() and I'd rather there be a "SHIT POSTS" thread for that kind of stuff, say, in the crime lab. :(

After that I'd happily move every one of Fat Hippo's sarcasm-impaired not-joke-getting boring fag posts to said thread.

T-Rex on the other hand I don't actually hate yet so idk

[Pub Lover]

Could you start that thread then?

Name it "Hey Chojin or Boogie dump this in the chat room when you get a chance because I'm a Spaz"

[Esuohlim]

You know when people are looking down from a very high place, say a cliff or the top of a building, and you hear about that sudden impulse that they have to hurl themselves off of it?

I often get that same impulse about deleting this thread.

[Pub Lover]

Has it been a week already? Good golly, you're right it has.

If this thread gets torpedoed, I get my edit button back.

[Pub Lover]

Hello
Friend nice to meet you .shakespeare keats are my fabourite poet .Keats is a poet of nature . Nature find her reality in Keats poems.I also like to hear song.

______________
Anthony

It's no secret that Fender makes great guitar amps, but which one is the best? We think it's the Blues Junior. Find out why. spam

Spam bots that appreciate poetry. Gentlemen, the day approaches when they will know love. On that day, will you have the heart to call for their banishment?

Equality for spambots.

[Pub Lover]

Name- Mike
Age-18
job- None right now
where are you at?- New York
how did you find out about this site?- Heard about it from Guitar Woman
what's your favorite thing about the site?- It's funny
why did you start posting- Cause I wanted to, lol
Level of Educ.- In college
hobbies- Music, video games
fav. music/band- Rage Against the Machine
fav. book- (none)
fav. movie- The Matrix
Fav. Video Game- Donkey Kong 64
fav. food- Italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...- My high school didn't have those things
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I got the name F4 from "Freaky forester" (a RuneScape character) and eventually made it ffourester. I was originally here in December 07 but got banned because everyone else who came in from the forum I was on decided to spam.

ffourester... that rings a bell.
Oh yeah, you were one of Guitar Woman's toadies that was banned a while back.

Detective Jake Busey Jnr. is on the case :crime

[Pub Lover]

http://members.cox.net/pomubus182/DSCN1189.JPG

[Guitar Woman]

what

[Guitar Woman]

oh hey, F4's posting again.

he was 23_, too!

[Pub Lover]

I had two hotdogs on a gigantic bun and covered them with ketchup and honey mustard and relish and sauerkraut and it was magical :(

I had two dicks in my gigantic ass andthey covered me with their ketchup and honey mustard and relish and sauerkraut and it was magical :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

he was 23_, too!

What did 23_ get banned for?

[Guitar Woman]

nothing, he forgot his password.

[Pub Lover]

I hear there are ways to recover them.

[Guitar Woman]

he also cared really hard about pretending to be an annoying goth on the internet and showed me that he cared with a picture of kermit the frog

[Pub Lover]

If he has been here a while, then why the hell was his first act with his new account to break a rule?

[Pub Lover]

It's not something that can be policed, but it is something that can be used against you if the D.A. doesn't like you.

Sounds like there's a story to go with that comment.

Yeah, the story of Tadao getting the latest Law & Order boxset in the mail.

[Pub Lover]

Hey! Dramaz... awesome!

Ugh, so stupid. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/StalfrosGRok.jpg

I could live with that. :/

[Pub Lover]

Sounds like there's a story to go with that comment.

Not yet :wink wink

Tadao hasn't yet finished watching the boxset.

[Asila]

>:

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(NO LONGER TITLED)

[Pub Lover]

He's pretty fat for a coke head

He snorts Maxijoule.

[Pub Lover]

ffourester... that rings a bell.
Oh yeah, you were one of Guitar Woman's toadies that was banned a while back.

for-for sure

the tried to attack us with 4chan porn

The detective has a asian sidekick! :eek

[Sethomas]

Please provide 1 team member's name with the following information:

1. Full Name
2. UChicago ID#
3. Must be at least 21 years of age
4. A scanned copy of their Driver's License with all the pertinent information on it.
5. A Passport, provide passport #
6. Mother's Maiden name
7. Any pertinent medical conditions, allergies and so forth

Said team member must also know or have the ability to perform the following:

1. Pitch a tent
2. Recite the alphabet backwards
3. Swim at least 200m without stopping
4. Absolutely without inhibition or fear
5. Have on their person at the beginning of the Hunt enough money for food and necessary clothing/medicines/accessories for three full days
6. A passable knowledge of the Board of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives regulatory practices
7. A current knowledge of the prevailing weather patterns of the continental US during the springtime
8. Have seen the following movies: Monty Python's Holy Grail, My Left Foot, Homeward Bound, Rain Man, 10,000 BC, Dirty Harry, and Thelma and Louise
9. A familiarity with the public transit systems of at least three major US cities, Chicago not included.
10. Must look kindly on the musical works of Peter, Paul and Mary

Obviously, shenanigans are included above, but it's honestly impossible to discern which requirements are shenanigan in nature.

[Asila]

A certain seafood is an extremely unreliable thing to cook.

[Tadao]

Pub, you are not as gay as you think.

[Pub Lover]

Pub, you are not as gay as you think.

Gay as in homo or gay as shit damn annoying?

[Tadao]

homo

[Tadao]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/1702979796_2fc987027f.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Pub, you are not as homosexually inclined as you think.

Forgetting Kinsey, then I think it would be pretty hard to be less gay than I think I am.

Real hard. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

I am willing to bet that Chojin is Spaz (not completely father spaz, but the new SPAZ) and he's trying to make us all vomit.

And it's working.

That has been sitting in my 'Use This' notepad for so long that it doesn't even conform to the boards quote function anymore.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/getoutside.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:(

[Sethomas]

You know what I think would make millions?

A computer program made for expecting parents that takes potential baby names and runs them through a phonological analysis system. In the end, the parents would give a list of all the likely nicknames that could come from having that name, along with a chart of how damaging they would be if used and the likelihood of it being discovered by certain age ranges.

I'd call it "Virtual Playground Simulator".

[Pub Lover]

The research would be fun.

A committee room with eight year olds sitting around a table all dressed in business suits & brainstorming insults.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.thedebtfreeguy.com/DFGImages/child%20in%20suit%20working%20at%20computer%20wear ing%20spectacles.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Buncha shiftless weirdos 'round these parts naw.

[Pub Lover]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/tinobuntic/MonkeyInBusinessSuit.jpg
AChimp has been too busy for the internet since he became a bigshot. :truehollywoodstory

[liquidstatik]

ugh, paypal >:

[Fathom Zero]

Rage Against the Machine would be a half decent band if Zach de la Rocha would SHUT THE FUCK UP every once in a while. His voice is stomping all over my groove.

[Esuohlim]

I don't listen to bands unless the singers have annoying voices.

[Tadao]

My GF thinks NoMeansNo's vocals are annoying. I killed her.

[Sethomas]

Awesome, I love The Violent Femmes as well.

[Asila]

My connection is humorously bad :(

[Tadao]

Operation/Rancid can't sing worth a shit and I love it.

[Esuohlim]

My GF thinks NoMeansNo's vocals are annoying. I killed her.

I very very recently got into NoMeansNo and they sound pretty normal compared to the nasally John Linnell or the gravelly-sounding guy from the Flaming Lips or over-exaggerated vocal stylings of Gene Ween

Or Geddy Lee :rolleyes

[Tadao]

NMN is fun live. See them when you can. Dead Milkmen are annoying too. BTW I'm one of the few to have an account on their (DM) forum.

[Sethomas]

She has 72 hours to respond in a way that would keep me from linking to her profile before you guys get the link to her profile, unless Pub figures it out before then.

TICK... TOCK... TICK... TOCK...

[Pub Lover]

Gentlemen, my research indicates that if you wish to start an interesting conversation and all you have at your disposal is a picture of a lady's posterior then the anecdotal evidence that sparked my investigation would appear to be correct.

Seth Thomas Pace is, indeed, amazing. :)

[Tadao]

I crave booty :(

[Zomboid]

I very very recently got into NoMeansNo and they sound pretty normal compared to the nasally John Linnell or the gravelly-sounding guy from the Flaming Lips or over-exaggerated vocal stylings of Gene Ween

Or Geddy Lee :rolleyes
Dude, what about ZAPPA? DUDE????

[Esuohlim]

Man I ain't need no razzin' about how I only ever mention listening to the same five nerd bands. :(

I'd talk about the Beatles if I didn't think they were the gayest band ever, and if Rongi were here he'd get all >: about me saying that :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Rongi's ban has expired, btw, if anyone cares enough to let him know

EDIT: Nevermind he's been moved to the permanent ban list and can "contact an admin when he grows up" :lol

[Sethomas]

Sometimes, I say things in real life.

"Man, you bisexuals have it so easy. I can't so much as admit to donating blood in this town because then people will know that I've never had a gay sexual encounter, and then they'll accuse me of being homophobic because I've never had anal sex with a dude. I'll be like, 'Sorry! I just want to make the world a better place!' and they'll be all like 'you want to make the world a better place, yet you're too homophobic to fuck (points at random guy) that guy in the ass? You're failing, Seth.'"

[T-Rex]

Save a life or bone a guy. Choose wisely.

[Sethomas]

I think I was just awoken by my first waking experience of an earthquake since i was four or so. Odd timing because last week I was trained how to preserve southern indiana's seismological record. maybe Geology will be interesting today.

[T-Rex]

We had an Earthquake here about a month ago. It wasn't a big one at all. It was a sad turn of events for me that I only found out through other people's Facebook status exactly what it was.

[T-Rex]

My friend asked me a question and now she's got me thinking about it too:

If you were born blind, would you be able to see anything in a dream? Perhaps you wouldn't see a dog or a house, but maybe a series of abstract images? Also, If you became blind at an early age, would you have access to only the colours you saw when you had vision?

[MetalMilitia]

ust because you've not seen something it doesn't mean you don't know what it looks like. A blind person probably has a pretty good mental image of what, say, a dog looks like from hearing them being described, touching them etc.

Once you know kind of what things generally look like your brain will fill in the gaps. If you consider some of your most vivid dreams you'll probably find that many of the places you go or people you meet are not taken from real life experiences but your brain still knows what they should look like from the range of experiences you've had throughout your life.

ADDED: The only thing which might be radically different from a non-blind person would be, as you say, colour because I don't know if you can really explain a colour without the frame of reference of other colours.

[T-Rex]

Yeah, I can understand how a blind person would be much better at figuring out how something would look by feeling it, but being blind form birth would mean they have no colour references. If you can't colour something, how would you see it? Their dreams would be about feeling stuff?

[MetalMilitia]

http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/gallery/tattoos/cuntpuncher-726894.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I HAVE TO GIVE A PRESENTATION ON STUFF I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK ABOUT IN 11 DAYS AND IT'S FRANKLY SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Oh god this day has finally arrived :( :(

I've been so nervous I've had to take a shit about 3 times in the last 5 hours >:

Oh no I don't know what I'm doing what the hell am I doing thinking I can pull this off without vomitting all over my professor's computer oh god fuck. FUCK >:

[Esuohlim]

I-MOCK SUICIDE NOTE

I AM A PUSSY

BYE FAGS :(

[MetalMilitia]

Surely had you spent the past 11 days mastering the subject which you are talking about today you'd no longer be nervous?

Kind of like how in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey they go back in time to master the electric guitar for 6 years... but for 11 days and not involving time travel.

added: after "...which you are talking about today..." there is an implicit "...instead of dicking around on the internet", btw.

[T-Rex]

Sir! Do you not realise the consequences of your unseemly actions?

[Chojin]

OH NOOOOOO A PRESENTAAAAATION

GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

[Sethomas]

I hope I get yelled at today for being slow about updating IU's earthquake page. 'Cuz, uh, I guess other people felt it too.

[Asila]

I hope I get yelled at today for being slow about updating IU's earthquake page. 'Cuz, uh, I guess other people felt it too.
It's great that the implication in my mind is that you were kind of hoping that no one else would notice.

[executioneer]

My friend asked me a question and now she's got me thinking about it too:

If you were born blind, would you be able to see anything in a dream? Perhaps you wouldn't see a dog or a house, but maybe a series of abstract images? Also, If you became blind at an early age, would you have access to only the colours you saw when you had vision?

i would imagine that if you had never had sight that the visual cortex in your brain would be kind of underdeveloped due to lack of stimulus :/

in other words, iunno

[Sethomas]

Well, when I go in to work at the Geology Department I typically have several assignments and I can just kind of pick at whatever I feel like. Since two weeks ago we had a seismology seminar, one of the professor's had been wanting me to pick up the pace with updating the program website. Every other day I end up screaming at people, "I'm NOT a seismologist! I don't WANT TO BE a seismologist!" then run crying down the stairs.

[Pub Lover]

I like the seismology emails, when ever one happens somewhere interesting there is always a debate about how big the quake was. This morning as I check my emails half of them are proposals & then retractions on the size ofthe Illinois quake. One of the retractions was in all caps which makes me think they're hand written rather than bot generated. If so, that guy was pissed off.

[Asila]

You're the Sir Doyle of the geological set. Though thanks for reminding me that I haven't finished my earthquake assignment yet :(

[Grislygus]

The breakfast on page 1533 looks delicious

[Grislygus]

So yeah.... Steinbeck is one of my favorite authors...

Man, Steinbeck's the greatest example of how depression can really fucking interfere with good work

I love Cannery Row, though :(

[Sethomas]

Now I just imagine going to geology just long enough to destroy all of IU's seismograph documentation that it ever happened, that way my bosses won't know about it. At some point one of them would sit me down and tell me what I did wrong, and that he's mad, but that he still loves me very much and nothing can change that. I'll be grounded for two weeks, though, and at the end I'll tell Stephanie and Uncle Jessie that I'm glad they stood up for me..

[Sethomas]

Steinbeck's the greatest example of how depression can really fucking interfere with good work

Ha! See, if the American Depression never happened, nobody today would remember who Steinbeck was.

[Pub Lover]

A movie about America invading Japan.

Cue cliched spinning Newspaper on screen.

American President on Headline quoted, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!".

Japanese President who was captured by America quoted, "Don't Tase Me Bro!"


T-Rex on the other hand I don't actually hate yet so idk

Yet?

[Grislygus]

Not THE depression, seth, MENTAL depression

I mean, fer chrissakes, the Black Pearl is relevant and all, but after a certain point it gets ridiculous

Maybe it's because I went on a Steinbeck kick and read everything in a few months, I dunno

[Zomboid]

HOW DID THE PRESENTATION GO?

[Sethomas]

Friend/Enemy: That's whack. Ayers was a part of the Weatherman organization and he gets to teach at U of C*? All you did was try to kill a bitch and they won't let you in? WEAK!!!

*He actually teaches at UofI-Chicago, and lives in the U(C) neighborhood.

[Esuohlim]

HOW DID THE PRESENTATION GO?

WHO GIVES A SHIT

PUBLIC SPEAKING IS FOR THE BIRDS

[Esuohlim]

I think I was just awoken by my first waking experience of an earthquake since i was four or so. Odd timing because last week I was trained how to preserve southern indiana's seismological record. maybe Geology will be interesting today.

I didn't feel it but some of my friends said it woke them up. I was awake all night too >:

I last felt an earthquake when I was about 10 and I thought it was my cat under my bed pushing it up >:

[Zomboid]

WHO GIVES A SHIT

PUBLIC SPEAKING IS FOR THE BIRDS
IT WENT HORRIBLY

[Esuohlim]

NO

JUST SHUT UP OK

JUST

[Esuohlim]

ACTUALLY IT WASN'T BAD AT ALL, I JUST HAD A CASE OF THE SHAKY-LEGS IF YOU MUST KNOW

[Zomboid]

YEAH RIGHT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WENT NOT BAD, BUT EVERYONE WAS NOTICING YOUR FUCK-UPS AND MAKING LITTLE COMMENTS TO EACH OTHER. THAT OR THEY WAITED UNTIL AFTERWARDS TO BE LIKE "FUCK, THAT ONE KID WAS SO NERVOUS, THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA PEE HIMSELF!"

[Pub Lover]

THAT IS IT GOING WELL!

[Chojin]

pub, i hereby ban you for 10 minutes

[Pub Lover]

We just need Willie to post here and then we can call this the White Guys With Beards thread

There are several white guys on the forum with beards, but you're not thinking of beards you're thinking of bears. I-Mockery's Bear Club. >:

I-Mockery's Sexy Bear Club. :love

[Pub Lover]

pub, i hereby ban you for 10 minutes

Sure thing, but why?

[Pub Lover]

pub, i hereby ban you for 10 minutes

Ten minutes, phew that was tough.

Now, why?

'fess up or I'll stop abiding by them.

[Grislygus]

So this El Topo flick GW linked to is pretty good

If it was Italian and badly dubbed, it would have made a spectacular MST episode

[Chojin]

because i wantonly abuse my power for no reason other than my personal satisfaction

[Chojin]

Grisly, I got el topo on a torrent after a watched a little of the youtube links and I agree that it's pretty good. A lot of it is pointless, though I think that was part of the point.

[Grislygus]

NOW you respond, thirty seven minutes later, at this precise moment, so that you can make me look like an interrupting dick :(

[Grislygus]

I actually like it GENUINELY, and I'm not sure why

[Chojin]

Well, same here. For the same non-reason.

[Grislygus]

The one thing that I can come up with in it's defense is that it's the ultimate art school flick, yet I do not get the impression that it was made by a pompous, self-involved douche.

I'm looking at you, The Fountain >:

[Sethomas]

Wow, I just bullshitted my first phonecall from someone demanding a publicity spot from the guy who mentored me in volcanoes when I was in high school and used his function as a dean to advise me to sue the university.

I am IMPORTANT.

[Chojin]

I don't think I understand what you just said.

[Grislygus]

He fielded a call from an asshole wanting to use his buddy as a career jump


Right?

[Sethomas]

Earthquake in midwest = end of world.
Seth = guy who sometimes replaces the sheets of paper that record earthquakes in the midwest
Every pissant radio station in the country = wants to talk to the guy who tells me what to do.

[Sethomas]

yeah, what gus said.

I'm sure I'm also the only guy whom Dr. Hamburger would allow to call him "Mikey Boy" if I ever had the guts/stupidity to do so.

[Sethomas]

Because we're BUDDIES.

[Grislygus]

So I was partially right

somewhat

[Grislygus]

Mike Hamburger is an awesome name

[Sethomas]

Apparently, one time he wrote a national news piece that was published with his picture next to it. A few weeks later, he was walking down a path (I think it was a small stretch of the Appalachian Trail) and he passed a few men who had walkie talkies and were wearing business suits, despite the weather and the bizarreness of wearing such on a hiking trail. A few minutes after that, Bill Clinton, then the President of the United States, passed him going the other direction and said, "well, hello Dr. Hamburger. I liked your article." or something like that.

[Sethomas]

http://www.indiana.edu/~pepp/earthquakes/images/illinois4_18_08/IUseismic_station_002.jpg

I told them last week to replace the green ink, and that's how Seth changed history.

[Grislygus]

Looking at that makes me glad that I am not involved with Seismology

[executioneer]

is he related to neil hamburger, america's funnyman

[Sethomas]

Well, to plug the data into IRIS they digitalized all the seismograms anyways, so those things exist right now only to give something that television reporters can scare people with.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I just got my wisdom teeth removed today.
I hate life.

[Asila]

I couldn't think of a good reason to make a whole new thread about this, so:
My daughter's father just stopped by, and eventually brought the conversation around to his child and all the various things that seeing her entails. While I had prepared myself for a lot of things--he once tried to convince me to give her up to his parents--I really hadn't thought that he'd actually come out and tell me that he wants to legally give up his parental rights. As in, on monday.
I don't know, I guess.

[executioneer]

whoa

[Grislygus]

Would he still pay child support?

[Asila]

I don't know what the law is in NC, but apparently he's done research on the subject and is under the impression that terminating his rights means that he won't have to anymore. Haha anymore, he hasn't paid child support at all.

[Grislygus]

Take the shitbag up on it

No offense, but seriously, he's a shitbag. I've got a drunkass, pretty irresponsible former coworker who's spinning out hard right now, and he's still sending his ex double what he needs to in child support (and they've had a crapload of huge, godawful fights, many within the past month).

If he doesn't care about his kid anyway, fuck 'em

[Grislygus]

And that coworker I mentioned doesn't even have a JOB right now, but he makes damn sure he scrounges up money for his son

[Grislygus]

Just discuss all of this with a lawyer very thoroughly before you agree to or say anything

[Asila]

Take the shitbag up on it

No offense, but seriously, he's a shitbag. I've got a drunkass, pretty irresponsible former coworker who's spinning out hard right now, and he's still sending his ex double what he needs to in child support (and they've had a crapload of huge, godawful fights, many within the past month).

If he doesn't care about his kid anyway, fuck 'em


I've attempted to explain to people that don't quite agree with you (ie my mother, who thinks I need to latch onto the child support issue like a starved bulldog) that insisting on child support leaves open the possibility that he'd ask for visitation as well, and I'm sincerely concerned about her safety while under his care, and for good reason. Having him gone forever... I guess I can't imagine saying that you never want to see your child again, but I think the option he's presented will be the best for her in the long run.
And I don't care about money, I care about her.

[Grislygus]

Just talk to a lawyer and make very sure that, if you two agree that he doesn't get rights or child support, that there is no way in hell that he can change his mind and meddle in your lives before the kid's eighteen

[Asila]

And that coworker I mentioned doesn't even have a JOB right now, but he makes damn sure he scrounges up money for his son


Haha. It's funny because her father did the exact opposite--quit his job so he wouldn't legally be asked to pay anything.


Just discuss all of this with a lawyer very thoroughly before you agree to or say anything


Agreed.

[Zomboid]

GRISLY AREN'T YOU A DISHWASHER OR SOMETHING? YOU COULD MOONLIGHT AS A LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grislygus]

If all it took to be lawyer was recommending to see another lawyer, Lionel Hutz would be rolling in it

[Grislygus]

Then we'd get the opening transfer sequence from Ikiru in our own legal system, and America would spawn a great up-and-coming, if a bit too sentimental, director to make a scathing social commentary about it and influence millions of aspiring film makers and America would be back on top of the cultural export arena

take that, ch*nks

[Fathom Zero]

Even after it's all over, you can still demand the cumulative child support due that he's accrued.

[Asila]

I kind of feel like, if I agree with what he wants, that I don't want to be a cunt about the whole thing; I just want him gone in every way.

[Grislygus]

Sounds like he wants that too, for the moment. Just use it to your advantage and write him out while he's still game for it

But if you don't make sure he can't come back later, he will

[Tadao]

Yes, please listen to Gus, you aren't going to be a cunt. You will be doing what is right for your child. Don't let you girl down, make sure this guy is LEGALLY removed.

[Fat_Hippo]

Well, how much do you need the money? Are you financially stable, or do you really need the money? And would it be even worth your time to force him to pay child support, or would the amount he could give be so small, as you said he quit his job, that it wouldn't even be worth it? Or would the extra lawyer fees probably be so high, that it'd end up costing more than you'd get from it? 'Cause if it would, yeah, sever the guy from your life as cleanly as possible.

[Asila]

It's not necessary to the point that it's worth the hassle of him. I guess we'll see on monday.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.freewebs.com/brittasempire/BrittasFrontPage.JPG

[Colonel Flagg]

It's not necessary to the point that it's worth the hassle of him. I guess we'll see on monday.

If he's never paid any support, you may be able to agree to terminate rights, get all the requisite documentation signed and notarized (I know it takes a minimum of 3 months in PA even when all parties agree (and longer when they don't, personal experience), but I don't know the law in NC), then refuse to grandfather the x years of no-support payments he's failed to make. But it might be more trouble than it's worth.

I'm in agreement with seemingly everyone else here, in that you will know better about how this will shake out after you talk with a good lawyer.

In any case, good luck on Monday! I hope it works out the best for you and your daughter.

[Pub Lover]

We turned a page, shut up about that crap already.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wavyarms.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Wow, love sucks!

i hear the worst part of WoW love is the grinding

...

[Guitar Woman]

I hope I have a cat just like that one day

[Pub Lover]

I was with my lady 6 years before we married. I'm going off of my own personal experience.

Original Research. Mark for deletion.

[Pub Lover]

but wait i also have something to add to this thread

This is not the action of someone wrongfully banned.

[Pub Lover]

achimp's the one that banned ffourester during tpil's 10-minute raid of the forums so I can't be 100% sure that he was griefing instead of just getting caught up in a frenzy of bans, but since all of his posts were deleted, too, I have reason to believe the ban was justified.

Can we change the rules to stop flooding being deleted then? They can be crime labbed, or at least an example of the offending.

Accountability for moderation!

[WhiteRat]

Yesterday at work we found a black widow underneath the breakroom sink. We put it in a jar and later witnessed the miracle of life as it spun an egg sac and filled it with eggs.

[Asila]

As creepy as I happen to find spiders, that's really incredibly cool. What are you planning on doing with it?

[Pub Lover]

I think you are confusing effect with cause.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/1483/1483.jpg
YA CAN'T TAKE THE EFFECT, AND MAKE IT THE CAUSE

It's been a while since I've mentioned that Jack White always reminds me of Chojin.

[WhiteRat]

As creepy as I happen to find spiders, that's really incredibly cool. What are you planning on doing with it?

We put it outside and poked tiny holes in the lid. Spiders don't bother me too much Black Widows are a whole different story so we plan on torching the beast in a few days. Hundreds of Black widow babies...the hell with that.

[Tadao]

Yeah, or you can sell them to goths.

[Pub Lover]

Is it a federal crime to mail them to people we don't like?

[Chojin]

right now what I do is report one of the griefing posts so that it's backed up in the CRIME LAB and then delete all their posts.

[Pub Lover]

Why is AChimp still even a mod?

[Chojin]

he's supposed to update the board software occasionally

note: this hasn't happened in the last year+

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/04/17/kitteh_puddle.jpg

[Asila]

My hug reflex just kicked in

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/kuva4-1.jpg

[MarioRPG]

Oh god cute animals. I'm sure someone will photoshop some hilarious joke into one soon.

[HickMan]

http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/animal%20behavior/fullsize/animal%20behavior_4697ef3946bae.jpg

[Dr. Octogonopus]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f311/alleycat6142000/pitbullporcupine1.jpg

[executioneer]

grossss

[executioneer]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/comics/earlyconan.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Seven Force]

:lol @ willie

[Chojin]

People seem to have the attitude that the internet "at this rate" is going to keep getting worse and worse until it's somehow more deplorable than it is already.

Personally, I think that as the members of "Generation-I" grow up, you'll see a lot of adults born with the internet keeping the next generation in line.

TODAY'S GAMEFAQS POSTERS ARE TOMORROW'S UNCOOL DADS.

[Tadao]

It has always been. Music isn't as good as it was, the forums, they weather, McDonalds Burgers, Cartoons, Kids, Clothes, Haircuts.... on and fucking on and fucking on.

I lose respect when I here someone cry out THE FORUM SUCKS NOW!

They are in for a big surprise, and will hate life more and more as they grow older and bitter and wither away into nobody likes you land.

[Pub Lover]

Already there, Pal. ;(

[Pub Lover]

i keep dreaming im in high school and i keep skipping math class and im like "eh its no problem" then its mid-terms and i dont want to not graduate and i panic and for some reason pub is in the back just chillin smokin a joint

What is up with everyone on these forums and pot? SMOKER ARE JOKERS!

Oh fuck, I smoked a joint in some random shit's dream? I must be blazin all day long. :rolleyes

Also, am I blowing it in your goddamn face? Are you tied down while I do that? Let me tell you kid, if I had you strapped to a board, I'm not stopping at just smoke in your zit-ridden face. >:

[Pub Lover]

this thread is GBS

i thought some of you guys were better than this

You're so very, sorely mistaken.

[Pub Lover]

Hi past me, i have a few things to tell you about... THE FUTURE!
1.Yes,Miss Holloway is a rotten old bitch, but ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT IN HER HOMEWORK!
2. James is a retard who has DOS,on his PC. Don´t go to the movies with him.
3. Maca will grow up to be an idiot. Go out with Cristina.
4. DO NOT,i repeat DO NOT see this movie called Epic Movie. It will only cause extreme vomiting.
5. Invest in this little thing called Wikipedia.
6. Yes,MR.T is awesome. Even 10 years from now.
7. Go to Trinity college. Yes, i know your acting isn´t that good. SO PRACTISE!
8. Marina, while she may look intimidating, will be your best friend later on.

Name- Matthew
Age- Older than you!

You are mistaken. You also suck.

[Pub Lover]

I think I'm amusing. ;(

You are also mistaken.

Hat-trick!

[Asila]

Yeah, we missed you too

[Pub Lover]

Some one needs to be absent before they can be missed.

Also, when did you get into the 'we' group?

[Pub Lover]

All I can say is that I hope they actually make it possible for you to drive more than 5 minutes without flipping your car.

I can't will my car to not flip, the controls and physics are the floatiest bullshit I think I've ever seen.

I've seen people have this issue in GTA & real life, the problem is idiocy. Congrats.

[ElPila666]

What about parking your car between two cars?, that's impossible for me, thank god they did'n t make me doing that in the driving test

[Tadao]

Try it without weed

[ElPila666]

man we're on 21st century there should be car autopilot

[ElPila666]

is hardest difficult while you're drunk. i remember once i felt like as a car racer and i did an almost 90º bend turn while i was drunk, i scared the shit out

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Oh fuck, I smoked a joint in some random shit's dream? I must be blazin all day long. :rolleyes

Also, am I blowing it in your goddamn face? Are you tied down while I do that? Let me tell you kid, if I had you strapped to a board, I'm not stopping at just smoke in your zit-ridden face. >:

I was messing around, douchefag. Smoke all you want, I don't give a shit.
Also, I'm an uncle now. Kinda cool.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

man we're on 21st century there should be car autopilot

Don't they have those cars that can parallel park themselves?

[Esuohlim]

Parallel parking is easy you idiots

[Pub Lover]

I was messing around, douchefag.

Oh shit? People mess around on this forum? :eek

Well shit! I was serious! :eek

I hope you die after seeing nasty things happen to everyone you love! :)

Buddy. :lol

[Tadao]

He's gonna get waterboarded with jizz

[ElPila666]

i got busted while i was driving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r91diSbeu4E

[ElPila666]

JK, but that old man had an automatic box that got stuck, that's what he said about why he couldn't handle the car

[Pub Lover]

ME is a pile of wank. They just took 98, broke it, added Spider Solitaire and released it.
I'm sure someone could install a copy of AIDS into your arse for free but it wouldn't make it any better.

...

[Pub Lover]

http://alt1040.com/uploads/bill-gates-1983.jpg

[Dr. Octogonopus]

:melt Seriously, that man scares the hell out of me. His vacant stare... the tortured disembodied screams of children....

[Pub Lover]

OMFG WTFH SERIOUSLY?! INTERROBANG ROFLMFAO

[Esuohlim]

LINUS TORVALDS

http://cs.uns.edu.ar/~ags/linux/adicional/imagenes/Linus_Torvalds_01.jpg

LINUS TORVALDS LINUS TORVADLS

http://cs.uns.edu.ar/~ags/linux/adicional/imagenes/Linus_Torvalds_01.jpg
http://cs.uns.edu.ar/~ags/linux/adicional/imagenes/Linus_Torvalds_01.jpg

LINSU TORVALS >:

[ElPila666]

Bill Gates looks sexy on that pic

[MetalMilitia]

:melt Seriously, that man scares the hell out of me. His vacant stare... the tortured disembodied screams of children....

He's given more money to charity than you could make in a hundred thousand lifetimes. That's probably what all the children are screaming about.

[Pub Lover]

LINUS TORVALDS

Yeah, go post that in the Microsoft ME Sucks thread.

[Esuohlim]

I've never used Linux in my life. >:

[Esuohlim]

I don't use a Mac either because I can't get used to the button for closing a window being on the top left and I get hell of pissed >:

[Pub Lover]

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

[Dr. Octogonopus]

He's given more money to charity than you could make in a hundred thousand lifetimes. That's probably what all the children are screaming about.

It's a cover up. Of course everyone will trust him with their kid if he's donated to hospitals and whatnot! And if their child happens to come back as an empty husk, then he/she is probably better off like that, if Bill Gates did it! Damn Gates.

[Pub Lover]

Everyone trusts a richman. :picklehat

[Dr. Octogonopus]

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj116/yazonia/Curses.gif

[Pub Lover]

You are so very banned.

And as there is no justice, when I say I 'banned' I mean added to my ignore list. Oh holy fuck yes!

[Pub Lover]

what's your favorite thing about the site?- Pretty much everything; up to, and including, the fact that Tadao probably hates me


Oh no the angry new guy hates the other new guys! I hope this doesn't turn into a rumble! :eek

[Seven Force]

itll be a needle-dickwaving contest

[Tadao]

The fact and probably have no place in the same tense.

[Tadao]

The only thing 7 is good at is showing up.

[Pub Lover]

The fact and probably have no place in the same tense.

As the pert & bubbly GW would say: What?

[Pub Lover]

what's your favorite thing about the site?- Pretty much everything; up to, and including, the fact that Tadao probably hates me

The fact and probably have no place in the same tense.

OK, I see. Too many dream spliffs this morning. Makes me slooooooooow.

[Tadao]

At least it keeps you from doing a dumb thing like considering joining the U.S. military right about now.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Damn, headshot.

[Seven Force]

The only thing 7 is good at is showing up.

i got a real bone to pick with you

[Seven Force]

since you're all one bone by now anyway

[Tadao]

i got a real bone to pick with you

You and your penis fetish.