I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.marlerblog.com/russia-Czar-Nicholas-II.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Alexander_III._Czar_Of_Russia_Nadar.jpg/433px-Alexander_III._Czar_Of_Russia_Nadar.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.palagems.com/Images/Bancroft_Russia_Alexandrite/czar_alexander.jpg

[Grislygus]

No way! A Nausicaan stabbed Captain Picard in the heart! I'll never forgive those bastards!

YOU TALK AND YOU TALK BUT YOU HAVE NO GRUMBAAGH :lol

TAG TEAM IN GAY THREAD REVIVAL ATTEMPT:HI FIVE

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/otto_von_bismarck.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2389/2252304874_325467eb4d_o.png

[MarioRPG]

Czars, Bismarks and Robots, oh my.

[Pub Lover]

I'm really disappointed about the reduction in map size from the last one. That's not progress.
It's always about size with you. :tear
...he didn't start complaining about me pretending to be a girl until like a year later, so maybe the boy's just slow.
He spent that time hoping you would take the hint.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/otto_von_bismarck.jpg

Chancellor Forum. :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/manner.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.konkoly.hu/staff/csizmadia/BL_Lac_lines.jpg
What the hell, BL Lacertae? Why you gotta be so hard to find pictures of? You're a star, baby! Now act like one. >:

[Fathom Zero]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6792/maosx7.gif

[Chojin]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/i-bapery.jpg

[Pub Lover]

"Kwisatz Haderach" .... I remember that from that Iron Maiden song...
That song was TUFF!!!

Are you kidding?

http://pretallez.com/onstage/gallery/images/maclachlan_dune1.jpg

[Asila]

I had a sudden and odd desire to watch The Illusionist again, but thankfully it died sometime around Kim Jong, so kudos Fathom.

[Pub Lover]

Because BL Lacertae is a galaxy not a star! :eek

[Asila]

AND OF COURSE I MEANT MAO THANK YOU PUB

[JediScum]

Are you kidding?

When I talk about Iron Maiden, I'm not kidding, sir.

"Don't you fucking look at me!"

[Esuohlim]

i-bapery

It really should be like this all the time :(

[JediScum]

Mr. ohlim,

I was just kidding when i said Les Claypool was gay.
Bootsie is still butch, tho.
And I have no fucking clue about Buckethead... don't think I want one.

And "Monsters and Robots" kicks ass

[JediScum]

Oh yeah, never go to a decent Thai restaurant and order something "extra spicy".
I think I ate a whole fucking Ginger root raw.

[executioneer]

hey guys guess what

you should go to http://www.earlyconan.com , it's fucking great

[Kybo Ren]

good call executioner- they need one with Oldy Olsen

[Pub Lover]

Willie, give Jixby his own thread.

[executioneer]

OKAY

[Pub Lover]

Kybo Ren - Star Wars (Droids)
Kwisatz Haderach - Dune
GO TEAM VENTURE!!!!!! - Venture Brothers

Personal Information? 0%

I can't crack this nut. I thought it was Gadzooks until he called Jixby 'they'. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://twitchfilm.net/pics/Nightmare_detective_01.jpg

[executioneer]

all i know is, they on my ignore list

[Pub Lover]

As a moderator of this forum, I don't do that.

[Pub Lover]

"
Oh yeah, I forgot. When people start talking dweebspaek, like talking "Dune" or X-men or scatporn or Star Trek or Dancing With A Shannon Elizabeth who cries... I just have to say "Fuck Off".

Jediscum has an avatar of Foghorn Leghorn as a member of the Green Lantern Corps.

[executioneer]

what a nerd

[Kybo Ren]

Kybo Ren - Star Wars (Droids)
Kwisatz Haderach - Dune
GO TEAM VENTURE!!!!!! - Venture Brothers

Personal Information? 0%

I can't crack this nut. I thought it was Gadzooks until he called Jixby 'they'. :(


I was gonna go with Rokur Gepta-

[Tadao]

That explains it!

[Pub Lover]

"Location: Terra
Interests: reading, etc
Occupation: unemployed"

Not any better than when it was variants on faeces.

Also, no posts in the Articles forum, & homing straight into the Chatroom? Either a natural-born Vet or we've got someone circumventing a ban.

[Kybo Ren]

- I was gonna fill out the little things later. I didn't lie about anything (although I'm not the Kwisatz Haderach, I'm just using Children as my bathroom reading). I really say Go team venture (I LOVE the "what are you doing" look people give {it's right up there with black guy doing a white guy laugh}). Also I don't post everything I think ( like why wasn't fake windu on hated phantom menace things?).

I've never been banned here- but there was an "incident" on a star wars website. I have been a fan of I-mockery for YEARS though.

[Pub Lover]

You just broke the "don't seriously say 'seriously'" rule.

[JediScum]

Could be worse... I could have a hound dog dressed like Sinestro as an avatar.

[Pub Lover]

I had to look up who that was. :(

Dweeb. :rolleyes

Also, I have no fucking idea what is going on in your sig. :(

[T-Rex]

Happy Hippo's = Treat

http://picnic.ciao.com/uk/9970573.jpg

[T-Rex]

Tesco's Vanilla Slices = Treat

http://www.sparksconfectioners.co.uk/graphics/13.jpg

[T-Rex]

Come to England if you like good times. Wetherspoons in Cambridge is a good bar. And by good I mean extremely badass. It's an old theatre turned into a HUGE bar. It's all open plan. Upstairs, downstairs, balcony and ground floor.

http://www.beerandfootball.net/USERIMAGES/The%20regal,%20Cambridge.jpg

[Mister P. Cat]

Mr Kipling's bakewells tarts=treats?

http://www.foodireland.com/images/bakery/3501.gif

[T-Rex]

Mr Kipling's Bakewells Tarts = Treats

[T-Rex]

Guys, my girlfriend got mad at me because I left the seat up :-(

She laughed when I told her we should probably get a giant shoe-horn for her

[Chojin]

It really should be like this all the time :(

when cfr5 is less busy I'm going to bother him to make i-bapery an alternate board skin

[Fathom Zero]

I had a sudden and odd desire to watch The Illusionist again, but thankfully it died sometime around Kim Jong, so kudos Fathom.

'Cause Chairman Mao oh so closely resembles Mr. Il.

[Zomboid]

Seriously. How can you not recognize Mao Tse Tung? :(

[Pub Lover]

I did say that to her. She said she was sick. I'm still dubious.

[Pub Lover]

'Cause Chairman Mao oh so closely resembles Mr. Il.

Il is his first name. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

So? People are referred to by their first name preceded by the title Mr. or Ms. all of the time.

[Pub Lover]

I'm rolling my eyes at Asia.

And only robots do that, Jake.

[Zomboid]

I'm gonna start calling you all by your first names. I AGREE WITH DYLAN.

JARVIS IS WEIRD

[Pub Lover]

By inverse logic you have to now call Willie by his screenname. :eek

[Zomboid]

No, I'm just gonna pretend we're old high school buddies and call him Mobbs.

'Sup MOBBS?!

[executioneer]

man its like amber is posting again :eek

[executioneer]

too bad chuck got banned he'd really appreciate ti

[Zomboid]

Yeah, I REALLY MISS CHUCK, SEAN AND AMBER! Did I ever tell you about the time where the 3 of us, and Eric and Emily all met up? IT WAS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[executioneer]

thats a lot of exclamation marks :eek

[Asila]

I did say that to her. She said she was sick. I'm still dubious.


I'll be more than happy to come and cough on you in order to prove the point.


Seriously. How can you not recognize Mao Tse Tung? :(


YES I do realize

[Tadao]

You can cough on my cock.

[ElPila666]

Tadao you mean the bird, right?

[Fathom Zero]

I think he means his http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1665/laughin2je9.jpg

[Asila]

Someone needs to specify, because I was about to cough into his badminton set.

[Fathom Zero]

I saw a Lotus yesterday, in my hick town of all places.

[JediScum]

Do you mean the flower or the car James Bond used to drive?

[Fathom Zero]

Neither, it's just a car.

[Pub Lover]

I just refreshed the book I'm reading incase the author updated the chapter since I last tried to get through it.

Damn you forums for destroying my mind.

I was actually disappointed when I saw no corrections, but as he's been dead for 127 years I think I would have been terrafied if there had been any.

[Pub Lover]

Terrafied is much worse than being terrified, trust me.

Also, it occurs to me that I'm reading a translation, but Wikipaedia assures me she is dead too.

[ElPila666]

what language it was originally?, cause it sounds terrific or should i say terrafic

[ElPila666]

Do you guys paying your taxes? i read that Wesley Snipes is going to jail for 3 years because of tax evasion, so that's means no more Blade movies for a while, that's terrafied, i like Blade, why do they doing him something like that? is because is a niggga?

[Sethomas]

I just got an email from an earthquake guy somewhere whom I had to send some data sheets. It took me a while to figure out whether "Antelope users" was some kind of industry lingo referring to their database software or if he had invented it as a disparaging term for people who live in Alaska. The context actually implied the latter.

[JediScum]

Do you guys paying your taxes? i read that Wesley Snipes is going to jail for 3 years because of tax evasion, so that's means no more Blade movies for a while, that's terrafied, i like Blade, why do they doing him something like that? is because is a niggga?

yeah, it's because he's black.

or maybe because he didn't pay taxes for 3 years, duh!

I guess you could say he owes three years in "Black Taxes"
(OH YEAH! HELL YEAH! NOTHING BUT YEAH!!)

[executioneer]

i think it's also partly because of the amount he owed, which was something like 2.5 million

[RaNkeri]

Say hello to Bubba for me

[JediScum]

Oh, wait a minute... he's going to jail for 3 years? Just for 2.5 million?
That sounds pretty harsh. I'm sure the feds didn't pull that shit on Willie Nelson.

[Hobo Renee]

No. He owed a lot more. I read that he brought three checks, each for 5mil. to court with him.

[Tadao]

Difference is, people will cause trouble if Willie goes to jail, no one gives a shit about Snipes.

[Pub Lover]

http://arts.anu.edu.au/languages/russian/russian_dolls.jpg
what language it was originally?, cause it sounds terrific or should i say terrafic

Russian.

[Pub Lover]

Do you guys paying your taxes?

Yes, I am always at the paying of my taxes.

[Pub Lover]

Kybo Ren you are being much too wacky in this thread I'm gonna have to ask you to bring it down before I PM BAPE ok?

SORRY BABE: MY WACKY'S SET ON 1, AND I'M STILL WACKIER THAN JERRY LEWIS & GILBERT GODFRIED HAVIN A 3WAY WITH GILDA RADNER'S CORPSE.

YOU KNOW I STARTED THIS THREAD TO TALK/MOCK VENTURE BRO.S, NOT ME. TO DO THAT START A NEW THREAD- I'LL GLADLY PARTICIPATE

don't tell us what to do on our message board, boy

Vets only forum. You know, just to show everyone how much such a place would suck. >:

[Fathom Zero]

I've eaten twelve burgers in the past forty hours.

[Pub Lover]

Captain Falcon has the best super attack in any fighting game, ever. If you say otherwise, you are a dirty liar.

Not just a liar, but a dirty liar. For your opinion, you are a dirty liar. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

[Pub Lover]

GODDAMN YOU, YOU DIRTY LIAR!

[Tadao]

Hey Guys! Have you seen 1Cup5Girls3Guys1Cat?

[Fathom Zero]

As a side note, Custom Robo and Virtual-On are quite different. That's like comparing a hamburger with a hot dog; sure they're both processes meat between bread, but they're different.

I bet you can also point out every subtle intricacy of a Dynasty Warriors title, you massive cunt.

[Esuohlim]

So today I posted in the chat room thread.

[Fathom Zero]

The bands Parliament and Funkadelic cannot be easily separated.

You're goddamn right they can't.

[Esuohlim]

Fathom how was posting in the chat room thread for you today?

[Fathom Zero]

It was posting in the chat room today.

[Esuohlim]

What are ten things you like and hate about the chat room thread?

I'd post mine but I'm waiting for the I-Mock blog feature :crossedfingers

[JediScum]

Hey Guys! Have you seen 1Cup5Girls3Guys1Cat?

Was that the sequel to "Three Men and a Baby"?

[Chojin]

i like phoenix gamma because he has a good avatar and agrees with me.

this is the basis for all lasting internet relationships.

right, gw?

[Guitar Woman]

I like Phoenix Gamma because he played Mischief Makers, and is a generally not unlikable dude!

[Emu]

I like Phoenix Gamma because in spite of falling dangerously close to using some 4chan memes, he's not a faggot.

[Chojin]

after adding a ton of people from high school who i haven't seen since high school to my facebook, my personal stats are as follows

#1 Best scientist
#5 most famous
#5 most desired
#7 most enviable
#9 smartest
#10 sexiest
#11 best singer
#11 most fashionable
#11 funniest
#12 person who can drink the most

I hypothesize that all of them are jerks :tear

[JediScum]

I once bumped into someone from high school (and other adventures).... the woman told me i looked no different. All i could think was "But i have a leather jacket now!!! I never had one in high school!"

It was early in the morning , though.

[Chojin]

i have embraced my newfound love of science in avatar form

[Chojin]

THREE

[Chojin]

TWO

[Chojin]

ONE

[Chojin]

ONE AND A HALF

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/SPEEDOFLIGHT.jpg

BLAST OFF

[JediScum]

maybe instead of 3... 2... 1... 1 and a half, you should go with "3,2,1, 0.5"

i'm sorry, i just got not only your joke but something a babysitter told me told me when i was 6.

and here i was about to suggest the Metric System

[Chojin]

one a half is funny because it's something a kid would say

take it from me, i am the two-time hilarity champion

[Chojin]

it is also a bit of an inside joke with other page brakkers because I missed the page break at first and had to edit it in

[Kybo Ren]

Bill Nye or Beakman? who's better

[executioneer]

i like phoenix gamma because he has a good avatar and agrees with me.

i disagree with the avatar bit >: i tend to skip reading his posts because of it, i should probably just get it over with and put him on ignore already

[Sethomas]

To me, it's obvious that you're a retarded twat if you don't recognize that Beakman would beat the fucking piss out of Bill Nye and then make him drink that piss.

Discuss.

This has come up before.

[liquidstatik]

:x

[Esuohlim]

>:

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Cat%20avatar/baywatch.jpg

[Esuohlim]

So has the emoticon posse disbanded? I haven't seen GADZOOKS and Sam in a while :Eek

[MetalMilitia]

Make my avatar an emote (:cat :cool :shades or :sailing)

[Esuohlim]

:gay

Ahaahaha take that

[liquidstatik]

you do it >:

[liquidstatik]

whats been up in here guys? i've been tryin to get my laptop setup the last few days and forgot this place existed :x

[Emu]

:eum

[liquidstatik]

We're the Aristocrats :rolleyes :rolleyes
..

[liquidstatik]

i watched the movie thinking "MAYBE IT'LL BE FUNNIER IF I GET THE BACKSTORY," but it wasn't >:

[JediScum]

I thought the bonus features to "The Aristocrats" was funnier than the movie. The movie just reminded me of how me and my friends would talk to each other when we were teenagers.

[ElPila666]

I was watching the movie "I'm not there", a strange movie about Bob Dylan so i decided to make my own lyric for a song if i were Bob Dylan too, maybe this is for the Art Shit place, i will gonna post some poems there too :), so here's my thing:

Is the name of a song, her name is sweet
she sweet like weed
she come over to my rescue
in moments i get through

She's my girl, her name is Pearl

freeking me away now and then
but while i lay on bed
strange dreams in my head
let's get the night away

our parents're upset
she sadly cries while i pray
but lord didn't care
cause he was busy somewhere else

oh wish i could snork some
just to enjoy a little bit my own
but i follow the footsteps of the Lord
"he" ain't wrong, "he" ain't wrong

[liquidstatik]

what? ;__;;

[Guitar Woman]

I've been craving a cigarette all day even though I think they're really disgusting

is this how everyone's addiction starts out ;_;

[Asila]

I've been craving a cigarette all day even though I think they're really disgusting

is this how everyone's addiction starts out ;_;


Yes. Welcome to a disgusting habit!

[ElPila666]

i'ts unplesant at first but it ends up likeing you

[ElPila666]

I'd wish my mouth were be a GW's cigarette

[Esuohlim]

She certainly is a looker

[Guitar Woman]

the only way to describe it would be a really subtle itching in my tounge, and something else is telling me that the only way to get rid of it is with rough, low quality tobacco smoke.

[Esuohlim]

Would the subtle itching go away if I were to tell you that smoking causes in some cases oh I don't know SEIZURES :eek

[Guitar Woman]

yes :tear

[HickMan]

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v232/208/98/614802673/n614802673_1211813_2531.jpg
This lady sat right in front of me at my first Cleveland Indians game!

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v232/208/98/614802673/n614802673_1211812_2274.jpg
This is me with a funny guy that bangs on his drum during the Indians games! His name's John Adams and he's been to every game since 1972!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Phoenix+Gamma

X-Variable Y-Variable is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-Variable

Blech.

[Guitar Woman]

that's

not a bad blog, actually!

[Fathom Zero]

I'd like to say I didn't expect that. Why don't you, Chojin, and this guy meet up?

Say, like about twenty-five feet off of the edge of a cliff.

[Guitar Woman]

I think you're just jealous, kid

[Fathom Zero]

Of your big internet posse? You know, it just warms my heart knowing that none of you are likely to shake each other's hand.

[Guitar Woman]

of my manly good looks

[Fathom Zero]

Of your massive schnozz, you damn Jew.

[Guitar Woman]

low blow, man.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4120/gwfuturealtcb3.jpg

That's your fate as a deadman.

[Esuohlim]

His name's John Adams and he's been to every game since 1972!

Was that the last time he got new glasses too? :x

[JediScum]

low blow, man.

Speaking of low blows, HOW'S THAT COUSIN OF YOURS?!?!?!

I don't care if he's 15.

[Guitar Woman]

what?

[WhiteRat]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4120/gwfuturealtcb3.jpg

That's your fate as a deadman.

All I need is a cursor to manipulate and drag that schnoz around like on Mario 64.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/107/k2s1m96heic58g1j72bmnl7mh5.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Haha that is hideous :x

[JediScum]

Damn! That pic scared me for a couple seconds, GW.

[bigtimecow]

i like PG

[HickMan]

The day that becomes the facial model for Mario is the day I stop playing video games.

[Esuohlim]

I always get the urge to post "POLITICS :rolleyes" in a thread in the politcal forum :(

[Fathom Zero]

It's serious business over there.

[T-Rex]

50 cent back on that gangsta shit
On my way O.T. to flip them bricks
In that big body benz you know its oh 6
Got your bitch on my dick I stack them chips
And a flash as a fuck my jewels so sick
From a block away you can see them kid
Dont front mothafucka you know my style
I dont go nowhere without my 40 cal
I'm on the low shorty gotta thing for the kid
And you know I'm feelin to take her back to the crib
Here we go imma show her how a playa live
At the door I tell her to take her clothes off...shit

[Esuohlim]

It's serious business over there.

I know it's sickening isn't it >:

[T-Rex]

Bald Guys. What's their problem, amirite?

[Esuohlim]

T-REX I BELIEVE YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY TO SOME OTHER THREAD, YOU BETTER GET GOING

[T-Rex]

Oh ya! I'll just get my coat.

[Tadao]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2096/mario20cosplaytk1.jpg

[Esuohlim]

POLITICS :rolleyes

I found this the other day and I'm afraid to admit that I found it funny because it could very well be a 4ch*n meme :x

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/03/obamacampaignholyshit.jpg

[MarioRPG]

I just watched Shawshank Redemption again, where's Dufresne?

[Zomboid]

Probably being awful somewhere.

[Fathom Zero]

As a sidenote, the artist of the Dilbert stuff is Julius Zimmerman.

[Grislygus]

"His font's got serifs goddamn" is probably one of the funnier things I've seen today

[Phoenix Gamma]

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Phoenix+Gamma

X-Variable Y-Variable is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-Variable

Blech.


It's funny because you really grasped at straws to find something to criticize. Come on, bro, there's way better troll material in there. Would you like me to help compile a list of flaws?

I made one about how Zelda changed my life. That's fucking gold. Use THAT as ammo to tear me a new one. I swear I won't have a single snarky comeback, either. You can totally put me down, I'll say "lol k" and then you can feel totally cool. Plus I like a good roast.

[Asila]

That you just unironically said 'bro' for a start?

[Phoenix Gamma]

Sure, we can start with my faux-surfer lingo.

[Emu]

I knew I'd seen your SN somewhere ;o

[bigtimecow]

so guyz you gunna watch the new house?

[Phoenix Gamma]

What a twist! Small world.

[bigtimecow]

and jeez stop fighting

reasons like this are why we need the mock wars opened back up

[Asila]

Seriously.

Either you meant the new House or I've totally missed an in-joke somewhere.

[bigtimecow]

house as in the tv show... is that what you mean?

[Phoenix Gamma]

Sorry I posted a few seconds late. Yeesh.

[Asila]

house as in the tv show... is that what you mean?


Then yah, I'm saving it to watch later, cause Dirty Jobs you know


Naw, he meant the new House. It starts in a few minutes.


YES THANK YOU

[bigtimecow]

>:

[bigtimecow]

this guy sure is happy!

[Asila]

I like Mike Rowe. And besides, everytime I watch House I think of Blackadder and then start laughing, and I'm not sure that's the intended result.

[Esuohlim]

what do you people think this is the fucking chat room thread

EDIT: http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/cleftpalate.gif

[Asila]

I'd gotten that impression, but I don't see Pub anywhere so maybe not.

WELL SHIT

[Chojin]

FOOD FIGHT

[Fathom Zero]

There are black people in my neighbourhood and they fired a gun!

[Asila]

DON'T YOU TAKE THAT SHIT, THROW POTATOS AT THEM

[bigtimecow]

a potato gun! :lol

[Asila]

:oao and this had better mean something

[T-Rex]

Okay, The Manwich.

You will need...

Granary bread
Peppercorn Honey Beef Slices
Chorizo
Lettuce
Tomato
Sweet Corn
Jalapenos
Black Olives
Pickle
Cucumber
Chicken Bits in Ranch & Tobasco Sauce
Nandos Garlic Piri-piri Sauce
Exceptional Manliness

Booya!


http://aboutheroes.com/meta/images/ULTIMATE_SANDWICH-thumb-450x450.jpg

[RaNkeri]

In the H.P. Lovecraft story The Dreams in the Witch House Walpurgis Night is referred to as "the Witches' Sabbath", when Hell's blackest evil roamed the earth and all the slaves of Satan gathered for nameless rites and deeds

Holy shit :eek

[Chojin]

dear internet,

is there a NAME for the emo hairstyle where hair is worn over one eye? or is it just 'EMO CUT'?

[MarioRPG]

a potato gun! :lol

I came close to starting to build one the other day, but then realized I didn't have enough spare money.

[HungryWantBiddy]

nice big fucking pop-up ad you fucking grubby sellouts! nah, I'm kidding. maybe.

anyway, howdy all. been a while. :) I mainly stopped in to see how bad you smug elitist pricks trashed GTA4. haha. and, I'm out.

[Pub Lover]

This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between reporting posts. Please try again in 32 seconds.

[Pub Lover]

So the other day I was looking at user accounts on here, & I found one of this really cute black woman, and as I was reading her blog & checking her credit rating, I absent-mindedly wondered why she didn't post and why there weren't more people like her on the board.

...

[HungryWantBiddy]

and I found what I was looking for:

To be honest my CD-i's gotten a lot more play than my 360 thus far. As for the game, it sounds like a handful of token upgrades to an established franchise, an allegory to two-thirds of this console generation.

My frustration with the game industry from both working in it and from the consumer side is embodied in games like this. I'm sure it will be very polished, have all the qualities modern consumers require of a "good game", and sell so well that the suits running these organizations further convince themselves that they should do nothing but release sequels, but to say that I'm bored of this shit from the industry would be the understatement of the century.

ASIDE: This is also probably why I haven't revisited Mario Galaxy after meeting the minimum requirements to beat it, done the same with Halo 3 despite being a huge Bungie fag, and can't stand Zelda games. And I'll leave this thread alone now so the rest of you can enjoy it.

hahahahaha. good stuff. you fucking nerds kill me.

[Pub Lover]

At least you know enough to put your needless & boring troll behavior in the right thread.

Tadao, you could learn from this guy.

[Tadao]

Yay!!!! Learning!

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao, you used to be so much more. What's wrong buddy?

[HungryWantBiddy]

nah, I'm not trolling. It's all in good fun, right? Right! Good to see you guys haven't changed. Reading a few old threads had me lolllloolling...at myself even :) -- but mostly at Seth and Chojin.

[Tadao]

Burnt out probably.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

And with that post we see one of the irritating PubLover-esque idiots that plague the board banned.

More of us should fall on our swords. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks for putting it into your post, too!

[Emu]

more

[Guitar Woman]

Do I have to start looking at this forum with images turned off too

[Pub Lover]

http://www.everypicture.com/shop/books/6fb0408ee30f9b59ed5b07499c1b0c02/king-solomon.jpg

Thanks for putting it into your post, too!
It's a little something I call my Anti-GW Maneuver.

[Pub Lover]

Do I have to start looking at this forum with images turned off too

You could stop looking at this forum.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you're banned, knock it off.

[Esuohlim]

A month-long ban for something that doesn't even show a nipple might be a little excessive, but hey I just do my job around here :(

Sort of :loo

[Guitar Woman]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5026/f70cf354cp7.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

dear internet,

is there a NAME for the emo hairstyle where hair is worn over one eye? or is it just 'EMO CUT'?
you wouldn't be referring to this would you
http://www.fashionshanty.com/images/emo/girls-emo-haircut.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Because I have no idea :<

That reminds me that I haven't checked up on my VampireFreaks stalkers in a while!

[Emu]

Is that thing male?

[Guitar Woman]

INSERT GUITAR WOMAN JOKE

[Esuohlim]

Is that a dude

EDIT: NEVERMIND girls-emo-haircut.jpg ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

That's a guy, guys.

[Pub Lover]

As if that matters.

Also :lol @ getting Danny banned.

[Esuohlim]

Man the whole emo thing is terrible. Even the '70s had better style

[Guitar Woman]

I think a lot of girls with emo hairstyles are really cute :(

[Pub Lover]

Last edited by Esuohlim : Apr 30th, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason: I re-edited this back what it used to say

Why does she still have that edit button? She's shown she can't abide by not caving in to her lustful editing desires.

[Guitar Woman]

>:

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

I notice it a lot still but I never call it out because of the trust he's trying to earn back.

[Guitar Woman]

I was under the impression that I could still edit my posts as long as I don't pull a Jamesman and edit every Father Spaz post I made into gibberish.

[Esuohlim]

I think a lot of girls with emo hairstyles are really cute :(

I like really skinny girls with short dark hair :(

Like the one I'm trying to pursue :tear

:encyclopediadramatica#7

[Pub Lover]

I was under the impression that I could still edit my posts as long as I don't pull a Jamesman and edit every Father Spaz post I made into gibberish.

I love my posts, I would never do that to them! Yet can I correct a spelling error? No.


Also, yeah I totally would do that so nevermind. :(

[Esuohlim]

Pub you would erase your whole posting history over the course of an evening there's no way you'll ever get yours back

[Esuohlim]

You know when people are looking down from a very high place, say a cliff or the top of a building, and you hear about that sudden impulse that they have to hurl themselves off of it?

I often get that same impulse about deleting this thread.

Speaking of people that shouldn't be trusted :lol

[Pub Lover]

Pub you would erase your whole posting history over the course of an evening there's no way you'll ever get yours back

It would make the world a better place. :(

Also, I have ZBF's password & I haven't done that to him so fat chance.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.microsoft.com/library/media/1033/windowsxp/images/using/setup/maintain/67396-delete-key.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Also, I have ZBF's password & I haven't done that to him so fat chance.

Yeah but nobody cares about him :rolleyes

Not that anyone cares about you either, but they care more :eek

[Esuohlim]

I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

[MarioRPG]

I think emos are just dumb, yeah it's a stereotype. I just imagine them on their deathbed, looking back.
"God, I was so gay, I didn't even follow through on my suicide attempts... What the hell was I thinking? Those jeans were made for girls!"

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit that's such a gay post.

Good thing I have an edit button so I can pretend I never wrote it :lol

[Pub Lover]

I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

I'm booking my plane ticket now. I want that hug. I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE IF NEEDS BE!

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/world/europe/30hofmann.html?ref=world

:gannon

[T-Rex]

Ling ling shuffles shuffles off off this this mortal mortal coil coil :-(

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90BT9O00&show_article=1&catnum=0

[Esuohlim]

I found out I'm going to be on medication for the rest of my life.

I'm having a good day! AND I remembered breakfast!

what kind of medication...and why?

what did you have for breakfast?

Are you fucking kidding me. Ugh

[Esuohlim]

I like really skinny girls with short dark hair :(

Like the one I'm trying to pursue :tear

:encyclopediadramatica#7

http://www.fabaudrey.com/images/winonaryder.jpg

WINONA RYDER GIVES ME A BONER >:

[Esuohlim]

A
.

[Esuohlim]

BONER

[Esuohlim]

[img - boner.jpg]

[T-Rex]

I had this discussion with my friends.

Winona Ryder vs Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman all the time son.

http://www.teenhollywood.com/wallpaper/400x300/351/natalie-portman-wallpaper.jpg

"I see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind!"

[Esuohlim]

OK well since I'm a dork that finds intelligence just about the most attractive thing about a girl I'd probably pick Natalie Portman too >:

[Esuohlim]

Not that I'd pick a buck-toothed Princeton graduate horse face over Winona Ryder but you know what I mean >:

[Guitar Woman]

Winona Ryder is pretty!

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit don't agree with me when it comes to taste in women :(

The girl I want to do a sex with has the same hair but hopefully not the same kleptomania :x

:ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA#7>:

[Pub Lover]

Boy hair?

[Esuohlim]

Yeah I guess jerk >: Well it depends to an extent :(

The only difference between me and GW in this case though is that if Winona Ryder had a penis GW would still go for it.

[Pub Lover]

Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here. :(

[Esuohlim]

Also the person in question should obviously be female at first glance without even a hint of doubt or else no sale. >:

[Esuohlim]

Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here. :(

Probably I mean you saw how Cosmo jumped to the opportunity to start making gay ass small talk.

[Grislygus]

Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton :x

[Esuohlim]

Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton :x

http://www.favoritecelebs.net/pictures/Cameron_Diaz00.jpg

You would bone this? :x