I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

and by I wont exclude anybody who is hot he means boys too :x

[Pub Lover]

Labor Day is a joke. I don't get off, or get holiday pay. It's like a slap in the face from our corporate masters.
Take it up with your union rep. :rolleyes
I bet Wobzire has today off.

I bet he does, but he went into work anyway. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Is this Zeldasbiggestfan?

For such a new member of the forum comment, a storm of Bapery on you, Sir. :posh

DUDE, SERIOUSLY? :eek[/HTML]

[Pub Lover]

no its a vet

No Kidding. :notavet

[Pub Lover]

What is Labour Day? Sounds gay.

The tyrant lord Thatcher hated Labour Day & cancelled it while you & I were bab-ies.

[Tadao]

I never know when Memorial Day is.

[Pub Lover]

How far away from dog shit would a £1 coin (or equivalent US currency) need to be for you to pick it up?

I'd say... 4-5 inches minimum. Two feet if I'm walking past a traffic jam. Four feet if I'm walking past a bus.

These really are the questions that can keep a man up at night.

I'm picking that £ outta the dogshit, spending it, and then thinking of washing my hands.

I doubt I would put it in my pocket though.

[MetalMilitia]

What if there were a traffic jam which meant in excess of 3/4 people may see you do it?

[Pub Lover]

I'd wave.

[MetalMilitia]

What if it was a £2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?

[Pub Lover]

I hate to admit it, but whenever I'm in a corner shop and it's time to take my change I can't stop myself from staring at the Paki's hands and thinking that there is no way to know how clean they are.

[MetalMilitia]

You could smell them.

[Pub Lover]

What if it was a £2 coin but the shit was quite clearly human shit left by some tramp or vagrant?

I'm willing to eat human shit. That is way less of a gross out than dog or cat crap.

[Pub Lover]

You could smell them.

Dude, Pakis always smell of shit & spices. :(

[MetalMilitia]

I'm willing to eat human shit.

Lies. I don't remember you commenting on my thread about eating shit.

[Pub Lover]

There is a scale. On how ill/fat a person is against how much the wager is for before I'm willing to lick a finger that has been dipped into their crap. I haven't bitten into a turd, so I don't know about texture. as for the taste. It really varies & mostly is just like it smells. I have been surprised by blandity.

[MetalMilitia]

Pub Lover, I'm not convinced you even talk to real life people - let alone host fat, ill, gay scat conventions in which wagers are placed on the eating of shit.

[Pub Lover]

Rightly so. But wouldn't it be cool if I did? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Possibly NSFW but quite captivating!

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/BristolRuss/jeansfit.gif

I really want to make that my avatar.

[Pub Lover]

Remote file is too large. :tear

[DevilWearsPrada]

:hypno that gif is too mesmerizing to look away from

[ElPila666]

whoa dude bapery skin it makes this thread load way faster this sites awesome ;D

[ElPila666]

:pagebrak

[ElPila666]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1748/missedbrakxi1.jpg

[ElPila666]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

i am so not clicking that

Philistine.

grodelator

Babbitt.

(Thesauruses are quite useful)
No way! you just edited that last one, GW! You said Lowbrow and I was totally going to call you for saying Willie was a Caveman. >:

Then I was going to ask him about his halloween costume this year. I think I'll still do that, though. :(

Hey Willie, what is your costume for Halloween this year? Have you considered being a Caveman? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Possibly NSFW but quite captivating!

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/BristolRuss/jeansfit.gif

That gif is so depressing for two reasons. :(

Yet it's so hypnotising for just one. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

Plus one to each of those reasons. :eek

[executioneer]

No way! you just edited that last one, GW! You said Lowbrow and I was totally going to call you for saying Willie was a Caveman. >:

Then I was going to ask him about his halloween costume this year. I think I'll still do that, though. :(

Hey Willie, what is your costume for Halloween this year? Have you considered being a Caveman? :eek

i hadn't, no

i had a good idea that may actually take too long considering but i might still do it anyhow

[DevilWearsPrada]

That girls tits are lopsided

NSFW http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6594869-lg.jpg
(http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6594869-lg.jpg)

[Fathom Zero]

I love wget

[Jeanette X]

No way! you just edited that last one, GW! You said Lowbrow and I was totally going to call you for saying Willie was a Caveman. >:


Dammit, you caught me. Yes, I edited it right before I went to bed. I'm prejudiced against Neanderthals. :\

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, JJ_Maniac. :)

Could you redo this video with you wearing a party hat? That would be great. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfiRbPPLADU)

[Pub Lover]

Man, you new guys are dicks.

:lol

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2803057603_d22d90a5f6_o.jpg

[HickMan]

k guys now i'm actually leaving in like a day so cya!

[Tadao]

LIES

[Pub Lover]

Bristol Palin is pregnant. :eek

Which is amusing because of all the internet people I've seen say they wanna get her that way. :x
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/14884892274bb5e6111eolq6.gif

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/beer.gif

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/eeebbf0147efa8859931e7716bf22a02.gif

Post your favorite animated GIFs from around the web here.

Rules:
-Please ONLY 1 GIF per post. (to help cut-down on load times for each page, etc.)
-Do NOT post two or more times in a row.. (nobody wants to see page after page of GIFs from the same exact user, so give other people a chance to post before you make another one.)


k guys now i'm actually leaving in like a day so cya!

See ya, Clay. And again I say: DON'T GET KILLED! >:

[JJ_Maniac]

Happy Birthday, JJ_Maniac. :)

Could you redo this video with you wearing a party hat? That would be great. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfiRbPPLADU)

Thanks, and no. I swore not to do that dance ever again.

[MarioRPG]

Tadao that is great. :D

[HickMan]

sheesh I've been here for five an a half years :eek

[WhiteRat]

I'll do what I want around here cuz I paid in cash.

[Pub Lover]

So, like, Kitsa, yeah? She left once I stopped posting the complaints she sparked me to think. :(
I'll do what I want around here cuz I paid in cash.

You do that, JerkDouglas. I'll just kiss up to a mod & get one of us banned. >:

[WhiteRat]

you ready to spin the wheel? GULAG GULAG GULAG!

[Pub Lover]

Google is launching a web browser. They're calling it 'Chrome'.

Dillion & me are happy in in our obscure Opera nethood, but who of you others here are really just not that happy with version three Firefox that they'll switch?

[Tadao]

I have to use Opera on a lot of flash pages because I have to downgrade to 32 bit to view them :(

[Jeanette X]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2803057603_d22d90a5f6_o.jpg

Where can I see the rest of the chart? Its cut off on the right. :\

Edit: Nevermind. Found it on photobucket.

:bestial wail

[Guitar Woman]

I'd like to state for posterity that I didn't ruin Evil Robot's thread by posting in it

[Pub Lover]

You don't seem to have concern for ruining this thread, though. Do you, Sweetie? >:

Show me your dick. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

:pagebrak

[Neen]

:pagebrak

[HickMan]

:oneofthosedays

[executioneer]

MAMA MIA LET ME GO, BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEEE

[RaNkeri]

OHHHH YEAAAHHHH

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/paahtaja.jpg


yeaahhhhhhh

[executioneer]

no!

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

It's cool, toaster, he's a bitch anyway

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Schimid. :)

[Dixie]

Fuck you.
I'm sunburnt.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/YesYourStillisRetarded.png

[Pub Lover]

Well shit, I guess that shows who isn't using the new Bape skin. :eek

[Tadao]

Fuck you.
I'm sunburnt.

Use some lotion :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/bapeskin.png

[Pub Lover]

Use some lotion :orgasm

DO IT QUICK! BEFORE TADAO PULLS OUT HIS HOSE! :eek

[Chojin]

pub are you not down with i-bapery

[RaNkeri]

:lol




:|

[Chojin]

did you know that i can force select people to use i-bapery

[Chojin]

and by select people i mean pretty much anyone who posts in this thread

[RaNkeri]

:tear

[Tadao]

Hahaha now that is funny.

[Pub Lover]

pub are you not down with i-bapery

It gives me sidescroll on my square screen. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Whoa, it's all red and shit

[Phoenix Gamma]

Anyone download Google Chrome? I just installed it and I'm not sure if I'm totally sold on it.

Shit loads a lot faster, and I like a lot of the new features, but I hate the window color, and it feels like it's missing a lot of features too. Plus, it scrolls way too fast :O

[Fathom Zero]

I'm staying with Opera, thankee.

[Pub Lover]

Google's new web browser went live today, and so far it seems to be pretty cool. I'm posting from it right now, in fact :D

Among its features:

Click and drag to expand text boxes (like the posting box :o )
"incognito" browsing


Imports bookmarks from Firefox and IE
Startup page includes "most visited" pages and bookmark listing

I'm still playing with it, so I'm not ready to give it a full-on comparison with firefox yet. :(

Get it here:

http://www.google.com/chrome

Google is launching a web browser. They're calling it 'Chrome'.

Dillion & me are happy in in our obscure Opera nethood, but who of you others here are really just not that happy with version three Firefox that they'll switch?

Anyone download Google Chrome? I just installed it and I'm not sure if I'm totally sold on it.

Shit loads a lot faster, and I like a lot of the new features, but I hate the window color, and it feels like it's missing a lot of features too. Plus, it scrolls way too fast :O

I'm staying with Opera, thankee.

:domo

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck Firefox 3.

[Fathom Zero]

It http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/6493/robertborkbl3.jpg'd my Flash, not to mention numerous speed issues and hang-ups.

[Phoenix Gamma]

well it's only Beta right now. Plus it's open source, so we should be seeing all sorts of new stuff added in the future, if it ever catches on (too soon to tell if it's worth using over the other options).

I really wish stuff like italics and undo worked in text boxes, though. I have to do all that crap by hand now. I also miss my Firefox plugins :( At least it imported all of my other saved information from Firefox.

[RaNkeri]

I'm still using IE, although I should've gotten myself Opera long long time ago :/

Might aswell try Chrome

[Chojin]

oh shit :o don't know if it's a function of chrome, but now i can resize this quick reply window :o :o :o

I love google and everything they do, so I'm on board.

[liquidstatik]

did you know that i can force select people to use i-bapery

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2108

:rolleyes

[executioneer]

i'm still using IE :lol

[Phoenix Gamma]

oh shit :o don't know if it's a function of chrome, but now i can resize this quick reply window :o :o :o

I love google and everything they do, so I'm on board.

Yea, you can do that for any textbox I think. Useless, but awesome :D

I like dragging tabs around, or dragging them out of the window to make a new window (and vice versa). Pretty handy.

[Pub Lover]

Things I like about this page:

A former Solicitor General is now an internet meme.

Our mods don't bother to read what people post.

Willie.

[Chojin]

Excuse me for skimming pub lover posts 111102 through 111106.

[Chojin]

For example.

It gives me sidescroll on my square screen. :(

It's the same size width-wise as the normal i-mockery menu.

[Chojin]

Oh and willie:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/cellpic3_bape.gif

If you can set this on fire in a way that it can still tile horizontally, i'll add it to the bape theme.

[Chojin]

I just saw that 'CREATE UR GODDESS' mmo ad, and it made me wonder what an MMO would be like if people could ONLY make female characters.

I'm guessing +25% cybersex, but otherwise no different.

Also, all the GMs would have to be male and get the global knockback ability 'pimp slap'.

[Chojin]

I gotta say all this red is getting my blood fired up, I need to find me some newbs to kill.

Time to bring back the mock wars am i right guys

[Guitar Woman]

So I don't see any difference at all between Google Chrome, Firefox, IE, and Opera beyond the obvious visual ones.

But since I like the idea of a Google OS and this is a step in the right direction, I think I'll be using this from now on.

[Chojin]

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

oh willie :<

[Fathom Zero]

I'm against a Google OS.

[Pub Lover]

You ignored that Pheonix guy, which I found funny. I know already that I get away with so much shit because of it's sheer gay abundance.
It's the same size width-wise as the normal i-mockery menu.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/sidescrollbapery.jpg

[Chojin]

infraction

[Chojin]

also idk, that picture just shows that the bape menu is actually a bit smaller.

i'll forward the scrolling issue to CFR5, though.

[Guitar Woman]

I wish I still used Netscape Navigator

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not getting the scrolling issue. The insignificant change in resolution must've screwed with Pub Lover's sad pocket pc.

I have the Sony Trinitron G520 (http://www.amazon.com/Sony-CPD-G520-Trinitron-CRT-Monitor/dp/B000058ALT) and it weighs a bazillion fucking pounds.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm convinced CRTs are more dangerous to the environment every second they're left on than every styrofoam object and aerosol can assembled by man.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not sold on Chrome's "Most Visited Pages" feature

On one hand it's retardedly convenient, and on the other hand I'd really rather not be constantly reminded about how much of a pervert I am

[Chojin]

It's illegal to throw CRT screens in traditional dumpsters due to the hazard of their screen cracking to the point where the vacuum inside causes an implosion, ricocheting glass off the back of the tube and effectively firing it out like a cannon.

You'll notice most professional movers carry CRT screens facing away from themselves and wear thick gloves while doing it.

:themoreyouknow

[Chojin]

After a week or so, we should get a 'most visited pages' capture thread going.

[Fathom Zero]

I just toss 'em around.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/862/rtredneck3070709sshdz5.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, don't you love it when a torrent flatlines at 99% completion?

[Fathom Zero]

At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.

[Pub Lover]

Well heres the first of many people who think their better than me.

The abused language appears to be intentional. It's a Character.

[Guitar Woman]

At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.

Yeah, about 75% of the files are completely, all the way there, and little slivers of the rest are missing.

I'm really not going to try playing it like this.

[Pub Lover]

As we figured out the sidescroll thing can only be the result of my own idiocy, I now ask how I can fix this bug:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/bapersmouseover.png

[Guitar Woman]

they're working on that

[Guitar Woman]

Why is it that little kids think ripping up things that I own will make me do what they want?

[Esuohlim]

PILONIDAL CYST

:( :( :( :(

[Esuohlim]

FUCK GOD

[Emu]

I had one in my balls last week :(

It's not as bad as it sounds :(

but fuck my balls still kind of hurt

[Esuohlim]

Mine is at the top of my ass crack, and it got so bad that I was walking around like a 90-year-old yesterday.

I got it lanced this morning but it still hurts just as much, and now I have a fun draining wound to redress every few hours :(

And no I'm not posting pictures >:

[Fathom Zero]

You sound like David Sedaris.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, that is a scary thing, and I really wish you hadn't just invented it. :x

[Emu]

Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.

[Guitar Woman]

well, now I can't stop thinking about your balls

[Emu]

baby, you and i both know that was an issue way before i posted in this thread :pimphat

[Esuohlim]

You sound like David Sidaris.

The sheer pitifulness of my predicament is overshadowed only by the fact that I have to be outside amidst the general public stewing in my own fabricated crippling embarrassment with the haunting notion that there may be an ever-expanding red dot of blood visible on my designer pants :(

[Emu]

Buy some dollar-store sweatpants

[Esuohlim]

Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.

Dude that sounds worse actually

[Fathom Zero]

I mispelled 'Sedaris.'

His newest book's great, by the way.

[Guitar Woman]

if you guys peer this for about an hour I'll be your best friend in the universe

http://www.torrentz.com/ae631be7d9fd9289c451d96af0d05019c4c4c7ef

[Emu]

Dude that sounds worse actually

better than having my balls hurt all the time

the sheer relief of being told it's not cancer made it totally worth it :(

[Pub Lover]

Emu, have you put on weight or was that a really bad angle? :eek

[Guitar Woman]

he sure fit in with all those fat furries

you fatty

[Emu]

A little of both. I got really sick and lost close to 20 pounds and then I binged and gained it all back. Plus, I'm leaning way over.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/010-7.jpg

This is me and my girlfriend a month ago.

edit: less shitty picture

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5JHvecJVA

[Fathom Zero]

dude, you look soooo toasted

[Emu]

I wish :(

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, my comment makes less sense now. >:

[Emu]

I still kind of look stoned

[Guitar Woman]

if you guys peer this for about an hour I'll be your best friend in the universe

http://www.torrentz.com/ae631be7d9fd9289c451d96af0d05019c4c4c7ef

I'll suck your cock, even.

[Chojin]

Seeding.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I'm not sold on Chrome's "Most Visited Pages" feature

On one hand it's retardedly convenient, and on the other hand I'd really rather not be constantly reminded about how much of a pervert I am

Incognito Mode. Google insists it'll be used for buying "special gifts", but they know damn well it should have just been called "Porn Mode".

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.contract-worker.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/thumbs-up.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Well, it worked for a little while. I think I had a 1kb/second download rate!

[Chojin]

I keep rule34 on my bookmarks toolbar, i don't know what all of you are so afraid of

[Guitar Woman]

most of us still have a sense of shame, I think.

[Chojin]

http://rule34.paheal.net/tags (nsfw)

bookmark it now, let everyone see horrible puffy ami yumi x ninja turtle porn every time you open up a google browser.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I keep rule34 on my bookmarks toolbar, i don't know what all of you are so afraid of

There's always that one time someone hops on your computer, and just narrowly misses your stash.

Plus, Chrome reminds you of the last pages you've been to, using big screencaps. I take this laptop to classes, you see.

and personally, I prefer real people porn :v

[Pub Lover]

A little of both. I got really sick and lost close to 20 pounds and then I binged and gained it all back. Plus, I'm leaning way over.
Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2004:01:25 02:33:16
Image input equipment manufacturer: FUJIFILM
Image input equipment model: FinePix A330
Software used: Digital Camera FinePix A330 Ver1.77
Copyright holder:
Exposure time: 0.0166667
F number: 2.8
Exposure program: 1
ISO speed rating: 100
Shutter speed: 6
Aperture: 3
Brightness: -2.16
Exposure bias: 0
Maximum lens aperture: 3
Metering mode: 5
Light source: 0
Flash: 25
Lens focal length: 5.7
Focal plane X resolution: 3884
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Focal plane resolution unit: 3
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White balance: 0
Scene capture type: 0
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Subject distance range: 0

This is me and my girlfriend a month ago.

edit: less shitty picture
2004? :eek

Do you not know how to set up your camera or are you lying to me? :>:

[Guitar Woman]

I-Mockery forums: We do Detective work, too!

[Chojin]

i do believe that's the creepiest thing anyone's done on here to date, pub

:barnstar

[Fathom Zero]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4959/wordunknownpi1.png

[Chojin]

that's some zen shit, there

[bigtimecow]

that's what you get for using a windows program on a mac :x

[MarioRPG]

and personally, I prefer real people porn :v

WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU?

[Phoenix Gamma]

WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU?

Apparently one who isn't into...

horrible puffy ami yumi x ninja turtle porn

[bigtimecow]

porn is just weird. i can't watch it without laughing :lol

[DevilWearsPrada]

I can imagine foolfighter as some greasy, scrawny 14 year old reading your sig in a sad tone

[bigtimecow]

or in a tough guy tone, he's obviously really tough DWP

wake up man

[Pub Lover]

Department for Work and Pensions?

[bigtimecow]

pub, look closer you dummy

[DevilWearsPrada]

you hurt me, publover.

[Pub Lover]

Oh right, yeah. sorry new guy, I was ignoring you so much it didn't occur to me that someone would use your initials. Sorry dude,

[Pub Lover]

I don't have any clue how that meme got started.

What meme?
This one:
I highly doubt this i the beginning of a cold war. I do think it is a start to a set precedent in something much bigger that Russia is planning.

Georgia
???
Profit
The mystery path to profit?

[Pub Lover]

hey FF check out my sig, you're a star now :love

I once got sigged by Adam. :(

I ruined it, though. :(

I can't remember how, though. :confused:

I probably thought I was being funny, though. :domo

Funny? I mean random, though. >:

Haha, I'm so random. :lol

Kiwifruit ******s! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Chojin was right, all this red is fricking great. :)

[Pub Lover]

uh...what am I suposed to write?

Please could you answer these questions:

Name-
Age-
job-
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
what's your favorite thing about the site?-
why did you start posting-
Level of Educ.-
hobbies-
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

Of course, 'f you're a wuss, feel free to omit any you don't feel like answering'

[Pub Lover]

A clock made of cocoa that birds come out of? I'll believe it when I see it!

Hey guys, DuFresne is back! :love

[ElPila666]

I'll suck your cock, even.

I'm so hungry for cock too :oneofthosedays

[DevilWearsPrada]

well GAAWD I'll fill out your crazy love survey

[Pub Lover]

Thank you. :)

[Fathom Zero]

Me three :love

[Pub Lover]

I'm so hungry for cock too

Me three :love

Who isn't? :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

How bout this one. Would you be willing to stick your entire arm 3 feet deep into extra foul smelling and fresh dogshit for $500 (or whatever that works out to in Europe money?

That would just be the £1. :blah

[Pub Lover]

Name- THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
Age-null
job-douchebag
where are you at?-molester
how did you find out about this site?-I forgot
what's your favorite thing about the site?- forums
why did you start posting-I get bored
Level of Educ.-I'm in high school
hobbies-guitars, video games, building paraphenelia, smoking from paraphenelia
fav. music/band-I like alot of post hardcore and experimental, and grindcore
fav. book-1984
fav. movie-Shaun of the Dead
Fav. Video Game-Guitar Hero
fav. food- Chinese
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I'm in highschool, 'tard :rolleyes
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-

So...

I was right to ignore you. Congrats.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Selective reading in a forum is like holding your hands over your ears in real life and screaming "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" whenever somebody you don't like or maybe have never met speaks.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Also who are you to ignore me based on my interests? You probably enjoy shit I don't and I have no internet hangups with you

[Pub Lover]

Ouch! Dude, words can hurt. :tear

[Pub Lover]

imma talk 1337 now 101 r0f1 0mg 1m 741k1n9 1337 101 1 pwn j00 n00b R0F1

Excuse me, Sir. I was wondering where on these forums you saw such behavior, which led you to the belief it was at all acceptable.

Because it isn't. >:


You shitbag of shit with shit for parents who had shit for brains. :)

[RaNkeri]

apparently I missed something while I was sleeping



again

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes hi rankeri :rolleyes

[ElPila666]

Oh man ii don't know what to do, the mockery skin it's awesome by that cool ghost and goblins background

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/4753/easycapture5dz1.jpg

and by the other hand there the bapery skin with the red skulls and stuff

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ibapery/images/skullc.gif :?

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes hi esuohlim, how have ya been? :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1258/1409264040_f736fc8c7b.jpg?v=0
this movie is dumb >:

[liquidstatik]

f u flickr

[RaNkeri]

THIS SUMMER'S DESTINATION FOR FUN

[liquidstatik]

they have to be strippers to pay for college but they also make music togethr and are ninjas :eek

[RaNkeri]

and all this will lead them into hillarious situations right?

[liquidstatik]

that and lol attempts at sad scenes D:

[Ploxtrot]

they have to be strippers to pay for college but they also make music togethr and are ninjas :eek

Believe it.

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes hi esuohlim, how have ya been? :rolleyes

>: fine >:

[RaNkeri]

>: haha, same here, i'm doing great! >:

[Dixie]

http://a911.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_09e1d39e03a0cc943c8add5b118a4156.jpg

[Jeanette X]

http://a911.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_09e1d39e03a0cc943c8add5b118a4156.jpg

You should submit that to Fark.com's Caturday.

I HAZ A SLEEPY SLING.

[Dixie]

I've had Seamus captioned twice on Caturday over there.
I believe I shall be a regular poster of blank pictures for them.....

[Pub Lover]

http://a911.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_09e1d39e03a0cc943c8add5b118a4156.jpg

LESS CAT MORE PUSSY!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/20-servingpudding.jpg
Hungwey. :noob3

[RaNkeri]

I'd post that pic of jap ice cream, but knowing Pub he would most likely bitch and moan about being at work >:

[Tadao]

It's not my bday yet CIG

[Pub Lover]

I'd post that pic of jap ice cream, but knowing Pub he would most likely bitch and moan about being at work >:

Only if you're someone I'm currently trying to get banned. ;)


Which you're not. :eek


Post it! :orgasm

[ElPila666]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/20-servingpudding.jpg
Hungwey. :noob3

Flan! :yum

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/jaatelo.jpg

[RaNkeri]

That'll do it

[RaNkeri]

Did I just page break?

[Pub Lover]

That guy is way too pleased to see that little girl wanting some cock in her mouth.
Flan! :yum

It's giant. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[ElPila666]

Hmm tasty! :lol

[RaNkeri]

>:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[RaNkeri]

That guy is way too pleased to see that little girl wanting some cock in her mouth.

What's wrong with a girl eating ice cream? >:

[Pub Lover]

http://a911.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_09e1d39e03a0cc943c8add5b118a4156.jpg

Let us have this on the new page too. :wank

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/20-servingpudding.jpg
Hungwey. :noob3

This one too.

[Pub Lover]

The ice cream penises can stay where they are.

[RaNkeri]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

What's wrong with a girl eating ice cream? >:

Nothing. It's just that the guy looking really pleased with himself happens to have a special yellow flavour treat for her. :liquidstatik

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/donnel.jpg

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Awww, dude! I already said I wus hungrwy. :(


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/plinavatar.png

[Pub Lover]

Doesn't the fact that its a man's voice speaking make it fairly obvious it isn't me? >:

Sorry I hadnt watched it when I asked.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2216/mofoyh4au3mw9.gif

[Pub Lover]

YEAH, YEAH! FREAKING FOOL FIGHTER DOUBLE-OH NINE STYLE, BIATCH! W00T1 :hat

[RaNkeri]

Russian high jumper Ivan Uhov competed while being wasted. According to Uhov's Swedish co-competitors Stefan Holm and Linus Thörnblad, Uhov was so drunk that he was hardly able to take off his tracksuit. Uhov started and dropped from 217, after that trying in vain from 223 and once again in vain from 232. Eventually Uhov's coach lead him out of the track. "While we were drinking Red Bull, he was drinking Red Bull with vodka" said Thörnbald

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lmRkKFOhKo

I'm terribly sorry for rather lousy translation/compression, I haven't used "newspaper english" for a while. Feel free to let me know from any possible errors in my grammar. This is serious >:

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/STOPRIGHTTHERE.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Why is he underwater? :eek

[ElPila666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lmRkKFOhKo

I'm terribly sorry for rather lousy translation/compression, I haven't used "newspaper english" for a while. Feel free to let me know from any possible errors in my grammar. This is serious >:

I have the exclusive video of him drinking red bull

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=8523yv6dJn4

:x

[Pub Lover]

Adam, you're being really mean lately, I think you need to change the hearts in your avatar into skuls and daggers.


Or stop being so mean, maybe?

[Grislygus]

Okay, the people playing Castle Crashers right now are seriously pissing me off. Anyone up for a few rounds at the moment?

[WhiteRat]

foolfighter is an alt, right?

[bigtimecow]

Adam, you're being really mean lately, I think you need to change the hearts in your avatar into skuls and daggers.


Or stop being so mean, maybe?

its totally justified, FF is being a ****** >:

[bigtimecow]

does the bape skin censor out the word n*gger or what

[Dixie]

i'm in mockery skin and it still looks like n*gger to me...
The bape skin was not cooperating, so i'm waiting for it to be safe before i switch back to it.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[bigtimecow]

oh, i switched the first one to n*gger, let me change it back and look for myself

[bigtimecow]

oh shit, it seems that n*gger is just being straight up censored :eek

[DevilWearsPrada]

I thought everything was censored. To test: Fuck.

[DevilWearsPrada]

oh...

[Pub Lover]

Only ****** is censored because some people misguidedly think it is a hilarious thing to say. >:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/mfm08/mfm08006-1.jpg

Are those bongs on that table? :eek

[DevilWearsPrada]

They're didgereedoos, Tom.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not Esuohlim. >:

Something that he no doubt finds a relief. :(

[Neen]

Furries are into american indian culture. That makes me sad, pissed and grossed out all at the same time.

[Emu]

Only ****** is censored because some people misguidedly think it is a hilarious thing to say. >:


Are those bongs on that table? :eek

I don't think a wood bong would work very well :(

[MetalMilitia]

SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW :weed

[Tadao]

Furries are into american indian culture. That makes me sad, pissed and grossed out all at the same time.

Weren't American Indians the original furries?

[Dixie]

Not too worried about it. Someone's got to buy our cheap reservation souvenir shit.

[Guitar Woman]

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/

[Guitar Woman]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Digimon and Aladdin. The story should use pants-shitting as a plot device!
awesome

[Pub Lover]

I clicked it ten times & the plot device was always something already covered by one of the two suggested shows. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Chronicles of Narnia. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bill Nye the Science Guy and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use starting a band as a plot device! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Diary of Anne Frank and Splinter Cell. The story should use suicide as a plot device! OMG, it suddenly makes so much sense. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doug and Dance Dance Revolution. The story should use a diary entry as a plot device!

Esuohlim actually wrote that one. ;)

[Pub Lover]

James Bond/Clarissa Explains it All/Alcoholism

[Pub Lover]

Final Fantasy 4/Final Fantasy 5/a seemingly routine day

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover/Guitar Woman/Sex :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover/Internet/Reality. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Me/Hating/This >: