I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

48000! :eek

The more pictures you have, the less likely you are to be lying.

Of course, you could luck out & stumble on a really vain 17 year old girl, & have loads to work with, but then you have to contend with the stalkers that inhabit this site, and they will find you out if you picked a camwhore that is too easy to find.

[Dixie]

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.

[Pub Lover]

Oh jesus, page brak

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/tadao.jpg
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.

I disagree.

Ok Jake! I know you are stuck on this part. So I'll give you a few choices.

1: Peek over her shoulder to see what she is reading.
2: Bump into her and excuse yourself to get the conversation rolling.
3: Browse the manga for hours and hours and then go home.
No matter the option I think you get experience points.

Three gets the wrong kind of XP. :(

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm highly insane? Yeah, really rare in these parts.
You are not even slightly insane. :(

OK, maybe slightly, but not highly. :x

[Dixie]

:hourglass

[Pub Lover]

Look, if you jerk it till it is raw, you have to wait a couple of days before you can jerk it again, and having your tackle raw isn't fun.

Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change. :eek

[Tadao]

I hope Tadao is very jealous of the fact that I am discussing mastrubation with CIG

Jerk

[Dixie]

Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change. :eek
What's all the hub-bub Pub?
Some people could really use help like that.
This is why I recommend it.

That and imagining the faces of people I recommend this to is why I recommend masturbating so furiously.


(working on my Palin answers)

[Pub Lover]

In that case, remember to keep uniform pressure or switch hands. :(

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fuckingplace.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Where did you find that picture?

Where you left it. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/emergencycock.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You don't have stopcocks in America?

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/unbelievable-copy.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

You don't have stopcocks in America?

We don't have Spotted Dick, either.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fckprice.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You guys are so gay. :rolleyes

[Neen]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t211/ZeldaQueen/Meredith.png

Jane of all trades :lol

[Guitar Woman]

What do they think fuck means?

[Kitsa]

Now "gay" is an insult, you self-loather?

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fck-goods.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Who was being insulting? :eek

[Dixie]

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/nerd.php
:(

[Pub Lover]

What I find sad is that the people that wrote those signs have a better grasp of English as a second language than many people that have it as their first. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/paolonutinicigar.jpg

[Pub Lover]

As I am a hopeless lonely pock marked compulsive
masturbator, I can't pretend that is my costume.

Dracula doesn't dress like that because it is halloween.

[Dixie]

THAT'S NOT BRAK!

That was what I got as an answer from the Burbank Grab Bag Halloween Costume Test.
I suck.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/lando.php

FUCK YOU MAX BURBANK, I LIKE LANDO. >:

plus i am sad i didn't get one of the better options like I did last time I took this test. :(

[Dixie]

Lando's pretty damn cool.

[Pub Lover]

THAT'S NOT BRAK!

Umm, using the page brak emoticon is lazy. The true tradition is to post an image of what you want to force the next page to be about.

[Dixie]

Not gonna work.
No way, no how.

[Pub Lover]

Fine, fuck my traditions, and anyone that ever copied them. I will never page brak again. >:

[Dixie]

Pfffffft.
"Serious homo problems" alright.

[Pub Lover]

You are so right, pphattits,. :love

Willie, you are fat, you are ugly, and you are only occasionally funny. I really hope you are good at your job or some other previously unmentioned aspect of your life, because you suck so much I don't know how you get through the day. Plus you're getting pretty old, man.

I wish I was as cool as Willie. :(

[Dixie]

I love you too man, I really do.
Yeah, Willie's awesome.
Sigh.

[Esuohlim]

I also got Lando :sex

[Pub Lover]

Oh dude, you have to email me a pic of your weiner now, it is the rules.

[Pub Lover]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9428/dsc00801gm2.jpg

:D

Who is that, Freddy?

[Dixie]

It's ERIC obviously

[Pub Lover]

Who? :(
i'm very likable encyclopedia dramatica says so :lol

I forgot that. :lol

You're great, pal. :(

[ElPila666]

Who is that, Freddy?

That's me IRL Pubs do you want me to send u a PM with my dick picture to proove it? >:

[Pub Lover]

Yes.

However, just because I recently contracted Asperger's, I do think I can compare a guy to pictures of another guy & know they are not the same guy. :(

[ElPila666]

CIG that thing over there isn't my name, it is an Eric Clapton' lyric :(

[Pub Lover]

The guy is hot, so if it is you, congrats. :orgasm

[Dixie]

It's Eric to me goddamit.
I refuse to believe that anyone actually likes Eric Clapton.

[Pub Lover]

I like the yardbirds. :(

[Dixie]

That's ok.

[Guitar Woman]

I keep trying to like Cream, but every time I listen to them I find really blusey stuff when I'm in the mood for songs like Tales of Brave Ulysses.

[Pub Lover]

UGH, CREAM. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

http://www.wilson-benesch.com/uploaded_images/DR1014_Eric_CLAPTON_C-753347.JPG

[Guitar Woman]

lol

[Sam]

GOOD OLD SLOWHAND.

[Asila]

We should talk about the Traveling Wilbury's so I can complain and sound smug about music

[DevilWearsPrada]

LAYLA!

You've got me on my knees LAY-LA! darling won't you ease my worried miiiiiiiiind

:rock

[Tadao]

Traveling WIlbury's was an awesome mix of musicians. I miss Roy :(

[Asila]

BAD TADAO NO BOOBS FOR YOU

..actually I liked their one song whose name escapes me. and on a solo level I miss Roy too

[Tadao]

Margarita is a graet song.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehemzRKXVOg

[Tadao]

I don't think I told you that I'm a Deadhead. Hi Asila, I'm a Deadhead.

[Tadao]

She wrote a long letter,
on a short piece of paper.

[Asila]

Hi Tadao, I've heard that you are a Deadhead

[Pub Lover]

I like the traveling wilberys, oh shit, but I want boobs too. :(

[Tadao]

I sure Acid explains a lot :(

[Tadao]

She's lying. If you like Tom Waits, you have to like all these whiskey and smoke burned voices put together.

[Tadao]

I have expanded since I last pinched my nipples at you guys. I need to go back on a steady diet of Meth.

[Dixie]

Meth and funyuns dude.

[Asila]

Both of yas are without boobs. Each artist is brilliant alone, but together they became very um.. very Partridge Family, in my eyes

[Tadao]

who has time for funyuns when you are beating off for 8 hours and sucking on a glass pipe?

[Asila]

She's lying. If you like Tom Waits, you have to like all these whiskey and smoke burned voices put together.

screw you

[Tadao]

lol got you there.

[Dixie]

Funyuns are for covering up meth breath and to making pooping even faster.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmIu_njso4

[Pub Lover]

Tom petty is great as well. :(

[Dixie]

I liked Aoxomoxoa

[Asila]

Tom petty is great as well. :(


Yup

[Pub Lover]

Jesus, could you old people get off the greatful dead already, not everyone can relate.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQFeuAbLHro

I told althea I was feeling lost, lacking in some direction.
Althea told me upon scrutiny that my back might need protection.
I told althea that treachery was tearing me limb from limb.
Althea told me better cool down boy, settle back, easy jim.

You may be saturdays child, all alone, moving with a tinge of grace.
You may be a clown in the burying ground, or just another pretty face.
You may meet the fate on ophelia, sleeping and penchence to dream.
Honest to the point of recklessness, self-centered in the extreme.

Aint nobody messing with you, but you, your friends are getting most concerned.
Loose with the truth, baby, its your fire, but baby dont get burned.
When the smoke has cleared, she said, thats what she said to me.
Gonna want a bed to lay your head and a little sympathy.

There are things you can replace, and others you cannot.
The time has come to weigh those things.
This space is getting hot, you know this space is getting hot.

I told althea Im a roving son, and I was born to be a bachelor.
Althea told me, okay, thats fine, so now Im trying to catch her.
Cant talk to you without talking to me, were guilty of the same old thing.
Been talking alot about less and less and forgetting the love we bring.

[Dixie]

I love corndogs.

[Tadao]

Corndogs were Jerry Bears favorite :tear

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I wish I could page Jerry :tear

[Asila]

I missed the page brak :(

[Dixie]

Oh but you can!
:bong

[Tadao]

Oh but you can!
:bong

Every time I page Jerry he wants a twinkie and heroin :tear

[Tadao]

Stupid dead people!

[Dixie]

Yeah, they can be a pain in the ass. That's for sure.

[Asila]

fucking dead junkies

[Pub Lover]

dead anal loving junkies

[Tadao]

loving dead junkies anal

[pac-man]

anal dead junkies loving

[Asila]

loving dead junkies with anal?

[Dixie]

Rape.

[pac-man]

rape dead anal loving junkies

[Asila]

we're in a weird place

[Tadao]

RAPE!

[Asila]

RAPE YOU WITH DEAD MUSICIAN ANAL BEADS

[Tadao]

That is gibberish :rolleyes

[Asila]

I know but I'm drunk

so it made sense to me

[pac-man]

Whatcha drinkin'?

[Dixie]

:bacos:bacos:bacos:bacos
Bacos and rape make everything better.
:pagebrak

[pac-man]

http://www.petco.com/Assets/product_images/0/038100535788B.jpg

I can't afford bacon :(

[Asila]

vodka and oj, woman's drink

[Dixie]

Like Bacos are REAL bacon.

[pac-man]

Screwdrivers are only a woman's drink if you admit it. I spent my evening downing Rogue Dead Guy and the new Budweiser Ale.

[Dixie]

Pac-man, I would like to suggest a title change for you.
"None more black"

[Tadao]

Welcome to KTAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVtM1hax7Y&feature=related

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCQBbgb_Lvo

[Pub Lover]

well i like it as long as its not like calculus level stuff :x

YOU KNOW CALCALUS. >:

I KNOW CALCULUS, YOU KNOW CALCULUS. :(

[Asila]

Opps, wrong thread



I'll argue with you here too

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eClZA5IHLUc

[Tadao]

I'll argue with you here too

Nah baby, I posted a Jimi song in there instead of here.

I still love you though, even if you don't love me enough to flame my brother.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj5WvpkYHz0

[Asila]

I love you enough to not flame your brother HELLO

[Dixie]

At least flame on Tad a bit, he needs it.
For him a girl calling him a fag is like getting a phone number.
Give him that little ego boost baby.

[pac-man]

Pac-man, I would like to suggest a title change for you.
"None more black"

I would but I'm no longer dating a white woman.

[pac-man]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y243/Karenjade/Karens%20Animation%20Site/DarkHeart.jpg

[Pub Lover]

pam-man is my new favourite poster

[Dixie]

Hahaha
What a bitch want from a Nigga


God i love that song.

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiO3SIOOc_4

[executioneer]

YOU KNOW CALCALUS. >:

I KNOW CALCULUS, YOU KNOW CALCULUS. :(

I'M NOT SURE I DO :(

i never took classes past algebra 2 anyhow, but maybe that had some calculussy things in it idk

[Tadao]

I love you enough to not flame your brother HELLO

I understand :tear

[Asila]

I'm so confused

[Dixie]

Just kick him in the balls and he'll pay you $50.

[kahljorn]

YOU USE THE UTILITARIAN CALCULUS EVERYDAY

[Tadao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3R027znJgk&feature=related

[pac-man]

Hahaha
What a bitch want from a Nigga


God i love that song.

Don't tell me you're referring to the DMX/Sisqo song.

[Dixie]

KAHL YOU FAGGOT
GET ON AIM

[Dixie]

Don't tell me you're referring to the DMX/Sisqo song.
I love dmx.
He entertains me greatly.

[Pub Lover]

I'M NOT SURE I DO :(

i never took classes past algebra 2 anyhow, but maybe that had some calculussy things in it idk

oh man, I;'m smarter than my heroes. :((


Also, Tadao, I am really sorry that your brother killed himself. If my sibling did that I would be really sad & ngry at the,, but carnivore is god is still hot & she should email me her dick.

[pac-man]

pam-man is my new favourite poster

file:///C:/Users/ADMINI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/m240n/pam.jpg

[Dixie]

Be careful what you ask for Pub.
You might not like it.

[Asila]

I am overtly sexual tonight, but that's hot

[Tadao]

To Asila
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzo

[Tadao]

file:///C:/Users/ADMINI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg


Dummy

[Dixie]

I am overtly sexual tonight, but that's hot
I hear you live near me
;)

[pac-man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9FHbP2-of8

[pac-man]

That was a side effect of making Pam-Man a reality.

[Tadao]

Out of booze :(

[executioneer]

yeah sorry i looked up calculus on google and the wikipedia page for it is complete gibberish to me, whoops

[Dixie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9FHbP2-of8
Yay!!
Where my dogs at?

[Asila]

I hear you live near me
;)


Both in NC, let's do it lady

[Tadao]

Where the white people at :(

[pac-man]

Yay!!
Where my dogs at?

Is it 1997?

[Dixie]

It can be.
We can skip to Project Pat if you'd like.

[pac-man]

:(

[Dixie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnGOnSiGuRU

[Dixie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnGOnSiGuRU
I like the late 70s and early 80s best though

[Dixie]

I wish I was as cool as Jodie Turner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n960eBzUrEE

[Pub Lover]

asila & cic needs to meet up & sent me pictures, unless the meet in my bed


pacman, i am drunk I m sorry if I mispelled your ****** name


tadao, you're still able to come to my house to see the cig/asila sex.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak
asila & cic needs to meet up & sent me pictures, unless the meet in my bed


pacman, i am drunk I m sorry if I mispelled your ****** name


tadao, you're still able to come to my house to see the cig/asila sex.

[pac-man]

pacman, i am drunk I m sorry if I mispelled your ****** name


My name is ********.

[Pub Lover]

Be careful what you ask for Pub.
You might not like it.

no way, I'd love it. :eek

[Dixie]

Is Asila hot? I don't remember seeing pictures of her.

[Asila]

I've got huge boobs and that might be it I dunno

[Dixie]

OH YEAH!
I remember you.
Yeah, you should come over.

[Pub Lover]

I think she is. ;(

[Asila]

I got way too excited by the prospect :(

[Dixie]

That's ok, I think Pub did too

[Asila]

hehehe, he's drunk so we're a temporary pair

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, let us blame it on the drink.
No, but I have heard that people with geocities accounts with faggot poetry and pictures in .txt form are stupid jerks.

It was a valid form of internet hosting five yeras ago. :(

[executioneer]

man it looks like i picked the wrong week to not get on a plane :(

[wobzire]

I made a new comic! I can't post it untill I'm off work.

[kahljorn]

yea don't jump the gun sucka fish it's not like i was trying to hide it from your prying eyes or soemthing

[Tadao]

I know, I was just trying to be specific. I wanna see more of the Levi skirt you sexy bitch.

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/03/susie_with_kittens.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

:3

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9929

"Skull Warloard" :lol

[pac-man]

Looks like General Kael.

[Tadao]

Stupid SciFi channel is doing disaster movies today. This is gay.

[Tadao]

I MEAN HOW CAN THEY CONSIDER THIS CRAP PART OF 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! I'M GONNA WRITE THEM AN ANGRY LETTER!

[Tadao]

Dear SciFi channel,

I am not scared. How can I enjoy October hidden under my covers with a flashlight if the only thing you have to offer is tornado movies. Please put on something with zombie children.

Thank you,
Tadao

[Tadao]

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/125/mrwondefulzerovp6.jpg

Is that a 4 finger ring with Run DMC on it or is it a people pizza?

:lol

[Tadao]

I remember watching this in 2004 when I was 13, my mom had just gotten digital cable and it was summer, and I was bored so I went to that stupid Drive In theatre channel. I think the thing was filmed in Toronto.

Did you get your moms permission to sign up for the forums?

[kahljorn]

which levi skirt was it ? i think i still have that one ;o

those pictures were taken like 10 years ago so you're basically a pedophile.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

What's new :(

[kahljorn]

i finally have a car again :(

[Tadao]

:(

[Tadao]

I want a motorcycle again

[Asila]

http://www.comicmonstore.com/convention.htm

Goddamnit I'm going to miss that because I already promised that we'd go to the Renaissance Festival tomorrow >:

[Tadao]

YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN A CHILD DOES!

[ElPila666]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8901/sadnesseb4.jpg

:tear

[Guitar Woman]

I only ever use steam nowadays

[Asila]

YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN A CHILD DOES!


But I like it when she's happy :(

[Kitsa]

Our neighbor grooms dogs and says it will be $35 to groom mine and everywhere else is saying like $10-20 and I don't know how I am going to get around this and preserve neighborly relations :( I have no moneys.

[MetalMilitia]

Groom it yourself?

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I will when I get some clippers, for the time being I had to do it with blunt-ended scissors and it's a little sloppy, that's all. All of the "surplus money" I had (hah) went to buy basic supplies for the surprise puppy.

[Pub Lover]

An Austrian man killed his parents-in-law by setting them on fire with a homemade flame-thrower.

The 48-year-old man used a flame-thrower he had created from a propane gas container to set alight the elderly couple as they lay in bed.

The woman burned to death in her bed and her husband's body was found on a bench outside their home in the southeastern village of St Magdalena am Lemberg.

The man fled the scene and stabbed himself in the stomach. He is now in an induced coma following an emergency operation.
Why would a Pyro stab himself? It was totally a spy.

[Pub Lover]

OMG ZQ! I didn't really mean for you to send me boobie pics. I'm almost 40 and you are 17! I'll wind up in jail. Thank you though, you have nice perky nipples. When you turn 18 I'll hook up with you.

SHARING IS CARING :(

[Tadao]

Our neighbor grooms dogs and says it will be $35 to groom mine and everywhere else is saying like $10-20 and I don't know how I am going to get around this and preserve neighborly relations :( I have no moneys.

All you would have to say is that you can't afford that expense on a aircut for your puppy. If they hate you for that, well... they hate you already and it would be dumb to give your money to haters.

[Pub Lover]

COME ON, T. I'D SHARE WITH YOU IF I HAD ANYTHING. :(
because that second nut is harder to achieve than you think :(

MAYBE FOR YOU, ONE-BALL MCGEE :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Dood, I never share pics of the ladies. That is why they trust me enough to send them.

[Pub Lover]

:(

[Pub Lover]

NO ONE WOULD TRUST ME LIKE THAT BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY POST THEM HERE :(

WELL, SEVEN FORCE TRUSTED ME, BUT WHAT THE HELL FAG MOVE IS SHOWING A DUDE YOUR DICK ANYWAY? :x

[Tadao]

AND LIQUID!

I had those pics of Asila before you guys. Who do you think made her do those poses to proof she is a lady? :wink

She has pics of me that you don't have. That is why we trust each other. :filthywebcamsex

[Pub Lover]

WHAT PICS OF ASILA? :eek

DUDE, YOU GOTTA LEARN TO SHARE. :(

[Tadao]

Liquid posted one and something very negative about my lovely lady. Maybe your buddy LS needs to learn to share with you :eek

[Pub Lover]

MAN, I BETTER END THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE YOU START CLAIMING TO HAVE OAO/CHOJIN YAOI SKETCHED BY DOOPA. :(

[Pub Lover]

WHICH IS MY SEXUAL FANTASY ULTIMATE DREAM :x

plus cameos by Seth. ;) :orgasm :yum :wank

[Tadao]

See..... you haven't been sahring with me :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.scamp.ie/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/scarry_01.jpg

[Pub Lover]

See..... you haven't been sahring with me :(

It doesn't exist. :(

I'm not even sure that it should. :eek

It would be soooooo hot. :love

[Tadao]

Way too hot, but it is possible and can still happen. :drunk

[Kitsa]

Wrapped up most of the zombie barbie garden.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/runkenrun.gif

Neighbor guy considers this "playin with dolls" and thinks I'm turning his son gay.

[Pub Lover]

Good work. :lol

[Kitsa]

The zombies, or on turning his son gay?

[Pub Lover]

;)

[Asila]

I always miss the good stuff

[DevilWearsPrada]

Tadao is the most pretend internetpimp ever :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Kista, you like go beach brah?

[Tadao]

Tadao is the most pretend internetpimp ever :rolleyes

I doubt that even a pretend internet girl would care about you. You have no realness to you. You sir, are a fraud.

[Kitsa]

Plenty pilikia go beach with you, brah. :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

sheeit I bet I can pretend to get more pretend internet girls than you

[Tadao]

Plenty pilikia go beach with you, brah. :(

I want a howlie though :(

[pac-man]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/rocketmanz/blogs/king.jpg

[Kitsa]

howlie? haole?

[ElPila666]

http://www.scamp.ie/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/scarry_01.jpg

Whoa! It's Julio Cortazar :)

[Pub Lover]

All the family on my dads side is on Oahu. I've been there 9 times. One day I'll show pics of my nubile 8 year old body on the beach of Waikiki.....
Eh, I can't answer that without sounding like a pedophile

"I WANT TO SUCK YOUR SUN BRONZED EIGHT YEAR OLD PENIS ON THE BEACH, TADAO" :orgasm

[Asila]

Oh, that works

[Dixie]

http://www.dogsinduds.com/pictures/pimp1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/762355.jpg
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4717916a1860.html

German TV. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Bm-A-E-A
Bm-A-E

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/2635715671_b9da44a9f3.jpg

[Tadao]

Uhg! Too cute!

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/2635721083_f2277bce57.jpg

[Tadao]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3006/2636543102_e5e53ed7b9.jpg

[Neen]

Sugar glider or flying squirrel?

[Tadao]

Sugar Glider

[Tadao]

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

[ElPila666]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/carolineryder/peter_pan2_1.jpg

[Tadao]

:eyesrolled

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/fatty_cat.jpg

[Tadao]

AWESOME!

[Tadao]

I want him :(

[Tadao]

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:rolleyes

[Tadao]

OMG the forum is too much for me :(

[Tadao]

Could I finally be in trouble :tear

[Asila]

what have you done?!

[Sam]

GAME OVER, MOTHER FUCKER

[Tadao]

I outed a perv :(

[Tadao]

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:rolleyes

Mockery (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3) Private Messaging

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[Sam]

OH HE IS REPORTING YOU FOR FINDING HIM ON THAT FAT CHICKS FORUM.

BUSTED

[Tadao]

TOTALLY

[Tadao]

ROG: I AM NOT SORRY AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. AND MAYBE ANOTHER TIME AFTER THAT, BUT LET'S TAKE THINGS AS THEY COME. AT LEAST 3 MORE TIME THOUGH!

[Asila]

I don't think Rog necessarily reads the chatroom thread man

[Tadao]

He reads them, he just doesn't post here. much

[Tadao]

OK! I'M POSITIVE NOW THAT I WOULD DO IT A FOURTH TIME! I'M NOT LIVING IN AN WORLD OF ILLUSIONS AND I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM! BUT AT LEAST I CAN ACCEPT THE POSSIBILITY OF DOING IT A FIFTH TIME!

[Kitsa]

Sugar gliders spray piss everywhere :(

The neighborhood stray knocked some of my zombies over :(

[Pub Lover]

Would anybody mind paraphrasing this thread for me it's going way over my head here

Fuck I wish I was smart enough for the politics forum
WE NEED NEW LEADERSHIP FOR THE POLITICS FORUM, IMPEACH KEVIN!
Considering sharing my rare ENO. It's not sold anywhere so it shouldn't be illegal.
I thought the same thing about my dick, turned out, it was illegal. Who knew.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

work is boring today. someone entertain me. or i could post pictures of my cat, she's cute and all...............http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/mimichicken.jpg
and she has a chicken hat!! what's not to love?

oh, she tried to rip out my jugular about 30 seconds after that picture was taken. she no lika da hat.