I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Asila]

That one is super feisty

http://www.samoyedclubvictoria.com/Puppy%20in%20plant%20pot.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

#50,001

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was talking with someone the other day. Has anything good happened since 2000 musically at least that didn't start before 2000? I can't think of anything.

[Tadao]

That one is super feisty

Sleep and play and eat, that's all they do :O

[Tadao]

I was talking with someone the other day. Has anything good happened since 2000 musically at least that didn't start before 2000? I can't think of anything.

I don't know really. I've found out about people like Aesop Rock, but he has been doing it for a long time I think.

[Colonel Flagg]

Moment of silence for Stanley Kubrick ....

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend had a FREEEEEEEE TICCCCKKKKEEEETTT for Henry Rollins last week and offered it to me. I didn't go because I was with my girlfriend and she didn't know who he was. I tried explaining him to her but gave up and didn't go. >:

[Dixie]

Ok back from work and still peeing every 5 minutes.
Did I miss anything good?

[Sam]

START BOTTLING IT AND SELLING IT TO THE CREEPS HERE. :(

[Dixie]

I don't think I could do that in good conscience.

[Sam]

THINK OF ALL THE MONEY.

[Asila]

IT'S A PRETTY LUCRATIVE CAREER

[Dixie]

I REALLY hope none of you guys are that desperate around here.

[liquidstatik]

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[Asila]

YOU HONESTLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER CIG

[liquidstatik]

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[Dixie]

I'm allowed to have higher hopes for my fellow mockers.

[Asila]

haha

[Tadao]

I bet I could were it like cologne and get me a good man!

[Asila]

WUT

[Dixie]

I'm sad.
I won't be able to pee in my friend's front yard anymore.

[Asila]

You could pee in my yard!

[Dixie]

It's not the same, that house had history, man!
Hundreds of piddles!
All beloved memories of giggling, playing the spoons and hillbilly dancing, and empty whippet cases. Gone. All gone.

And we cannot do these things at her new house.
STUPID NEIGHBORS!

[Zomboid]

BABY SHUTUP AND TAKE OFF YOUR TOP

[Dixie]

I'M NOT DRUNK!

[Zomboid]

DO IT ANYWAY

[Asila]

I SEE YOU GUYS THERE

SOMEONE TALK

[Guitar Woman]

I'm in a ventrilo server

with a girl

alone

help

[Asila]

MAKE OUT

[Asila]

WAIT NO, MAKE OUT AND THEN TELL US

[Guitar Woman]

how do I make out over the internet

[Guitar Woman]

teekenbot: idk why no one does vent anymore, its almost liek a shoutbox
Saucy: probably because I ruined it
teekenbot: how did you ruin it?
Saucy: I was kidding
teekenbot: oh
Saucy: everything I touch generally turns to SHIT so I assumed it was my fault
Saucy: also I love how TTS says "oh"
Saucy: oh
Saucy: oh
Saucy: oh
Saucy: :>
teekenbot: oh baby
teekenbot: give it to me
Saucy: :picklehat

[Asila]

YOU'RE GOLDEN

JUST STOP TRYING SO HARD, MAKE IT NATURAL

[Asila]

also, don't be so quick to admit to thinking what you do is shit, that's just a personal thing.

[Dixie]

I don't wanna help my friends move in the rain.
:(

[Tadao]

Yay post 50000 is a puppy cam screen cap! Congrats LS

[liquidstatik]

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[RaNkeri]

A JAPANESE man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world".
Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols.
Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.
Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.
Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.
"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.
"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

Befitting his desire to be two-dimensional, he listed no contact details, making it impossible to reach him for comment to explain if his campaign is serious or tongue-in-cheek.
But some people signing the petition are true believers.
"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love," one person wrote.
"Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost," the person wrote.
Japan only permits marriage between human men and women and gives no legal recognition to same-sex relationships.
Japan's fans of comic books, or "manga," sometimes go to extremes.
Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.


http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24576437-5014239,00.html

He's out of the matrix :eek

[RaNkeri]

How is a cartoon wife going to do the washing, ironing, cooking, etc?

:lol

:(

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.funkseoulbrotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/so-ronery.jpg

[Tadao]

Thief! That's my woman!

[Sam]

I bet Jonathan Clements or JakeofAllTrades signed that. :(

[Tadao]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-little-rabbit-bounces-up-and-down1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(POST 50000 WAS ABOUT PUPPIES, GUYS)

[Tadao]

HI PUB

[RaNkeri]

Pub Lover
Adherent of the repeated

[Pub Lover]

Hullo T-Dawg. How are you managing today, Buddy?

[Pub Lover]

What about it, Ranny-K? :eek

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Dammit Ranny-K, don't be doing that to the page brak. :(

[RaNkeri]

page brak is like soooooo going with the flow these days :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Because you hate me, my finnish friend? :tear

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/goth-ad.gif

[RaNkeri]

DAMNIT PUB, MAN HAS TO MAKE HIS OWN PATH, NOT FOLLOW SOMEBODY ELSE'S :tear

[Pub Lover]

Then stay out of my thread. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm kidding, RannyTripleK. :(

Please don't stop posting.

I love you. <3

[Tadao]

Hullo T-Dawg. How are you managing today, Buddy?

Going very well. I should have a present for you very soon :eek

[Asila]

I got a pizza.

and a new phone.

mmmm

[Pub Lover]

This isn't your blog. :rolleyes

[Asila]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Fuck off with that shit, Mrs. Rankeri.

[Sam]

YEAH MRS. RANKERI. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I'd've said Missus Sam, but you're too cool for her buddy. ;)

[Misdemonar]

HI HO GUYS

[Pub Lover]

Hey Missy.

[liquidstatik]

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[Pub Lover]

I already told you I couldn't use the poratal anymore. You have to use the ferry.

[liquidstatik]

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[Pub Lover]

The realm map has a location search function. I thought you could use that again.

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[Pub Lover]

Too many jerks is what.

[liquidstatik]

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[Sam]

:rolleyes

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/PAGEBREAK.jpg

[liquidstatik]

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[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/happy-birthday-mle.gif
Happy Birthday, MLE. :)

[Dixie]

Happy Birthday MLE!!!
:)

[Tadao]

Yay for MLE

[MetalMilitia]

Who else thinks ZeldaQueen is ZeldasBiggestFan trying to pull a Guitar Woman?

[Tadao]

Nah, I went to ZQ's page and harrassed her before she even posted.

[Sam]

I remember that, Pub Lover tried to stop you.

[Tadao]

That dickhead Publover, what a snitch.

[Sam]

For REAL.

[Pub Lover]

Sam, no one but you remembers that it was you pretending to be me, you asshole. >:


:wah

[Sam]

No, I was too busy pretending to be Tadao.

[Tadao]

And I was being Sam :(

[Pub Lover]

People have dreams about the damndest things, and sometimes they really aren't significant at all. I wouldn't worry about it.

How are your Oedipal dreams working out for ya?

[Guitar Woman]

I DUNNO, HOW'S BEING A 30 YEAR OLD FAGGOT ON AN INTERNET FORUM WORKING FOR YOU?

[Pub Lover]

It was great, and I miss being that young. Good times. :tear

Hugs and kisses.

[Pub Lover]

Rats leave S.S. Palin
Now that is a ship I wouldn't mind going down on. :orgasm

[MattJack]

:drumroll

[MattJack]

Now that is a ship I wouldn't mind going down on. :orgasm

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050126/163756__johnny_l.jpg

[Tadao]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Doc_Severinsen.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I've been thinking of growing a mustache and/or beard

discuss

[Pub Lover]

Good idea, anything that covers your ugly face is a boon, buddy.

[RaNkeri]

P. L. Verne, homie, my main man, It's great to know you have my back :hifive

[RaNkeri]

You're so awesome that I'll let you page brak ;)

[liquidstatik]

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[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

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[Pub Lover]

In Finland that is considered a success. :eek

[RaNkeri]

word \X/

[liquidstatik]

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[RaNkeri]

aight, brah

[Asila]

On a side note, Asila, you're from Northern Miss?

No

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No


I spent 5 minutes with someone on the phone last week with someone who was from the southern part of Missouri and he declared up and down it was pronounced Missour-a or Missour-uh. The next call happened to be someone from the northern part of Missouri and he called me crazy for pronouncing it Missour-uh. Then he called the southern part of Missouri crazy for pronouncing it wrong. I figured I'd ask.




Edit: Happy Birthday MLE

[Asila]

I think Missour-eye is probably a lot closer to a deep southern accent attempting to say it than someone actually from the state. Either way it's a joke, I'm from NC

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gotcha, NC is fun too.

[Neen]

Misory amirite?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

how likely is it for us wait to page brak for page 2008-2009 until New Years eve this year?

[Tadao]

That belongs in the stupid post thread :x

[MetalMilitia]

Unlikely. Particularly if this fascinating conversation on how to pronounce words continues.

[Pub Lover]

That belongs in the stupid post thread :x

This is the stupid posts thread. :(

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

If you're Rankeri's dad, that makes you Asila's father-in-law, and you have the makings for one of those daytime tv shows about such things as that. :eek

[Tadao]

As long as I can still have sex with my daughter in law it's fine.

[Grislygus]

FUCKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS




TALK

TALK

[Grislygus]

I got me a complication
And it's an only child
Concernin' my reputation
As something more than wild
I know it serves me right
But I can't sleep at night
Have to hide my face
Or go some other play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ace

I won't cry out for justice
Admit that I was wrong
I'll stay in hibernation
'Til the talk subsides to gone
My social life's a dud
My name is really mud
I'm up to here in lies
Guess I'm down to size
To size

Can't seem to talk about
The things that bother me
Seems to be
What everybody has
Against me
Oh, oh, all right

Here's the situation
And how it really stands
I'm out of circulation
I've all but washed my hands
My social life's a dud
My name is really mud
I'm up to here in lies
Guess I'm down to size
To siiiiiize

Talk talk Talk talk Talk talk Talk talk

[Asila]

GRISLYGUS

[Grislygus]

ASILA

[Grislygus]

I PRESUME YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TONIGHT

[Asila]

WE WERE, IT WAS ON THE TOP OF OUR MINDS

ALLOW ME TO SIP THIS COGNAC MENACINGLY FIRST

[Grislygus]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a challenge for you

[Asila]

:o

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/pagebrak.gif

[Grislygus]

You see, it has come to my attention that the art forum is full of unreliable dildos, yet I am eager to start a new project.

So I will. But I won't do it with them. I'll do it with you. The cool people.

[executioneer]

MCCLOUD

[Tadao]

What's the deal?

[Grislygus]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:

THE GRAND GRISLY ART CONTEST

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Grislygus.jpg

[Grislygus]

The idea is simple. I have started this picture for you. Finish it for me.

[Asila]

THE PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT CLAIM TO BE ARTISTS EVEN IF THEY'D HAD A WILD NIGHT WITH SALVADORE DALI?

[Grislygus]

Do it in any method or madness you choose, and pm me the results. When I have decided that I have received enough, I will choose a winner and post all contributions in the art forum and laugh at the fools who missed this opportunity

[Asila]

I mean really, I could cheat and let my father do it, if I wanted it to look good

[Grislygus]

YOU ARE THE OUTCASTS, THE HERMITS, THE TRUE TORTURED SOULS, SHINE FOR ME! SHINE!


Johnny, show them what they'll win!

[Asila]

OH GOD WHAT WILL IT BE

[Guitar Woman]

Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead---
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.

Ah, you're too meek---
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer---
and so happy, it hurts.

I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.

Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.

I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.

And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.

How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?

You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.

As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.

Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.

I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.

And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.

Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie---
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.

Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end, if you wish, you
could destroy me---I wouldn't care.

As you wish, you may destroy me
---I wouldn't care.

I didn't like this poem very much. :(

[Grislygus]

"THHHHHHHAAAAAAAYTS RIGHT, GW! WE'VE GOT QUITE A PRIZE ON OUR HANDS HERE!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/51DwYdXDn2L_SL500_AA240_.jpg

WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A HEARTWARMING TALE OF ART CRITICS, MEDIA MOGULS, PARENTS, AND A GREASY FILM MAKER EXPLOITING A SMALL CHILD! AND IT'LL BE SHIPPED TO THE WINNER! HOLY SHIT! BACK TO YOU, GW!"

[Asila]

OH


I'VE SEEN THAT


FUCK

ALSO FUCK YOU GW SRSLY

[Grislygus]

WHAT ELSE WE GOT, JOHNNY?

[Grislygus]

"WELL, FOR THE FIRST PLACE WINNER, WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL HERE FOLKS, I GOTTA TELL YA, I SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T KEEP IT!

SERIOUSLY, IT WAS LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO!


I'M BLEEDING OUT!


ANYWAY, WE GOT OURSELVES A NICE HARDCOVER BY BELOVED ENGLISH FRUITBAT REALPH STEADMAN, FOLLOW UP TO HIS ACCLAIMED GRAPES OF RALPH!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/519SKS716DL_SL500_AA240_.jpg

CALL AN AMBULANCE!"

[Asila]

OH

I MIGHT PARTICIPATE IN THAT CASE

[liquidstatik]

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[Grislygus]

YES

YES

WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL

[Grislygus]

Seriously though you two may end up getting the prizes just because you'll be the only ones participating :(

[Asila]

more people love you than you know, Grisly. You might be surprised

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-dona.jpg

[Grislygus]

FACK

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-dona.jpg

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[Asila]

that reminds me HEY GRISLY

I HAVE A FAVOUR TO ASK

ONE THAT I WILL ASK WITHOUT CAPS, SHOULD YOU ACCEPT IT

[Guitar Woman]

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

[Grislygus]

I WILL ACCEPT THE MISSION UNTIL IT SELF DESTRUCTS

[liquidstatik]

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[Grislygus]

GW you nancyboy I'll be ending the damn thing sometime over the next week, not the next two minutes

SUBMIT SOMETHING

[Grislygus]

Wait Whadde edit whadde edit

[Asila]

grisly

CAN I HAVE AN AV THAT IS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES YET IS DONE BY YOU?

I would love that and treasure it.

[liquidstatik]

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[Grislygus]

Stick around Asila, I'm whipping something up right now

[Asila]

I hope you do give us a week I need that time to get twitchy and perfectionist about it

thaaaaank yoooou

[Grislygus]

You realize, of course, that any sherlock holmes done by me can only be an affectionate testament to Rathbone, right?

[Asila]

I am completely okay with Rathbone. It's Bruce that I dislike

[Asila]

Nigel Bruce I mean, his Watson.

[Grislygus]

which one was bruce again?

[Grislygus]

But Nigel was his buddy :(

I'm partial to Duvall, actually :heresy

[Asila]

Rathbone had a different Watson? I am intrigued?

[Asila]

Unless you're talking about his stage Watson, and I'd argue that it's impossible to see his stage Watson at this point.

[Grislygus]

I was talking about Robert Duvall :P

[Asila]

OH! Seven Per Cent Solution

ok you win :(

[Grislygus]

Awright, finished it


Any purist would tar and feather me for squeezing in the back of his head, but his nose just makes it irresistable

[Grislygus]

Fullsize

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/DearMrRathbone.jpg

[Grislygus]

(Hopefully) avvy size

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/DearMrRathboneCustom.jpg

[Grislygus]

SHIT too big

[Asila]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/DearMrRathboneCustom.jpglet me see if it works

also I love it

[Asila]

IT DOES

[Grislygus]

Well, the pub lab computer's being gay all of a sudden, so HERE

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/DearMrRathboneCustom-1.jpg
Think it looks better anyway

[Grislygus]

Oh, ya got it


Anyway it doesn't have hitchcock in it 'cause Rathbone's a glorious, wonderful scenery chewer, hope you don't mind

[Asila]

I love it, tell me you love it too

thank you from the bottom of my heart

[Asila]

Seriously, it's perfect, thank you.

[Grislygus]

I actually wish I'd done it on better paper now, I wanna keep it and put it in a tiny little frame because it's awesome

Also I'm liking this GREEZLYGUS IST KRIEG CLUB better than a hitchcock club

Now if only I can land a job doing this shit for actual money, that'd be nice

[Asila]

I'll pay you :(

and ch'yea, holmes is the perfect muse

[Tadao]

Great job Gus

[liquidstatik]

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[RaNkeri]

Hey gus, how bout making one for me? ;)

[Asila]

IGNORE HIM

[ElPila666]

:(

[Tadao]

Hey gus, how bout making one for me? ;)

:rolleyes

[kahljorn]

that's pretty cool ;o

i would pay for that picture if i saw it somewhere. I really like his eyes

[liquidstatik]

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[kahljorn]

where has lenor been?

that really sucks about noob3. I used to have him on msn or something but i dont even remember that account anymore ;/

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[Tadao]

POST EM!

[Dixie]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

:(

[Dixie]

I said stay, but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now I'm here and I've lost my way
Still I know how it feels, I'm alone again

[Aaarg]

well you've got me working so hard lately
working my hands until they bleed
if i was twice the man i could be
i'd still be half of what you need

[Dixie]

Yay!!!!
I have a friend!
And how are you today little fella?

[Aaarg]

My diet yesterday consisted almost solely of pepperoni rolls, Dr Pepper, and AMP. My gut is hating me right now.

I'm otherwise good. And yerself?

[Dixie]

I hear ya buddy!
My tummy is like a simmering crock pot today, with extra crock.
I'd share my Tums, but I don't like going to VA if I don't have to.
Richmonder?

Feeling frisky today though, I might actually get the rest of my laundry done!
I'm also desperately hoping to go shopping today.

[Aaarg]

Nope, I'm up north a bit: Woodbridge (about 25 miles from DC).

I'm in good shape as far as things around the house go. I did all my laundry before leaving for the weekend. I go to work at 3 and I'm hoping my dad gets home before that because I've got coins to give him.

[Dixie]

Oh damn!
Woodbridge?
I gots people up there!
I miss when Club East Coast had metal shows. :(

You should keep the coins and go to the arcade in Springfield.

[Dixie]

Padrino's in Woodbridge was awesome.

[Aaarg]

East Coast Billiards? Is that place even open anymore? I usually stay away from Woodbridge-Woodbridge (Rt. 1).

Also the coins are old! My girlfriend's got a buddy at the convenience store who gets old coins a lot and sets them aside for her. Then I go visit and she gives me a bunch. This weekend I got 4 buffalo nickels and a bunch of wheat pennies and half-dollars. Also I got two silver certificates.

This is what I get excited about.

And that reminds me, I need to call some places up in Morgantown, WV, to see if I can get a job up there that'd be worth me moving back.

[Dixie]

Yeah that place, funny enough that's where I initially hooked up with my husband!
I think the club changed it's name.

Ahh no coins for the arcade then. :( I'm sure your dad will dig em though! I don't know much about coins, but I'm good at spending them!

WV eh?
Crappiest Hooters ever.

[Aaarg]

Yeah, my dad will like the buffalo nickels. I've been beefing up his coin collection over the years of me working in the grocery store, counting all of the tills every night. The way I see it, his coin collection will eventually be mine, so I consider it "ours." My girlfriend says we're going to sell it to put our kids through college, so I say I'm going to bury all of the good shit to keep her away from it.

Dude, I don't think there is a Hooters in Morgantown. I can't think of one, anyway. I know we've got ALL-OUT strip clubs, so I guess there's no need for Hooters.

I was living up there, with my woman. Money became tight so I moved back to Woodbridge (to work at a fucking grocery store, go figure) for a while. I'm ready to go back, for sure.

[Dixie]

Saving that stuff is always good! Coins are very good collector's items! And cooler than stamps.

We went to a Hooters in Charleston, we had them believing we were Slayer. All the girls there looked like they were 4 days late for their meth fix, except the pregnant one. I'm scared of strip clubs up there. Had a bad experience involving exploding beers and angry strippers.

At least WV's scenery is prettier. Woodbridge was getting scary by the time we left that area!

[Aaarg]

How long ago did you leave Woodbridge? It's, uh, a shitty place. They're trying to make it nicer by bringing in more "high-end" retailers and stuff, but I don't think that putting a nice department store isn't going to have any effect on the trash that lives here already.

Yeah, fuck stamps! I contribute to a coin collection, and I have a bunch of old vinyl records that I'll probably get around to selling sometime.

Also, I'm surprised people in Charleston even knew what Slayer is.

West Virginia's good if you're away from the little towns and shit. Like you said, the scenery is nice, but the inhabitants are awful. But I'm paying for an apartment there, my girlfriend and my puppy are there, and I'm four hours away.

[Dixie]

We never lived in Woodbridge, we were up in Falls Church. But we had to come down for band practices every weekend. All the trash is being pushed out further and further. Manasses, Woodbridge, and Warrenton are all getting like that.

Vinyl can be pretty easy to unload. Lemme know what you have and I may be able to direct you to a good place that won't rip you off!

We originally told her we were Metallica, and she said "Come on now, I seen pichurs of 'tallica. Mah ex boyfren is a big fan of them. Now tell me who yall are! I bet I heard of ya!" And someone blurted out Slayer. We couldn't believe she took us seriously. To our credit, we did have a bald guy. But he was so skinny that if anyone questioned us we were going to tell them he had AIDS.

Hopefully you can get back there, I don't know anything about WV's job market but ALOT of people commute to DC from there!

[Kitsa]

I lived in WV for a very long time. I think you get rednecks in any state if you know where to look for 'em.

(and any country for that matter, like culchies...)

[Dixie]

Rednecks can be fun though.
PBR, whiskey, and Lynrd Skynrd make for a fun evening.
"Classy" is for people who don't know how to have fun.

[Aaarg]

Ugh, yeah, the eastern panhandle of WV has a lot of commuters, but I'd be damned if I'd make that long a trip every day for work. My family's got a house out there. Morgantown is in north-central WV, though--closer to Pittsburgh. Nothing was hiring when I was looking, but then again my availability sucked, so I just quit my first job and moved home temporarily. I have enough experience and training in grocery stores that one of the Krogers up there should take me, I just hope the money would be decent enough.

Oh, and the Northern Virginia shittiness is expanding to places like Stafford now.

I've got a lot of shit records nobody cares about like Barbra Streissand and Dan Fogelberg, but I've also got something like 17 Beatles albums, a couple Led Zep, a few Pink Floyd, and the like. I'm now allowed to get rid of the Floyd, though, and I'm definitely not parting with A Clockwork Orange or Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks.

Also, forgive the netspeak but lol @ Kerry King with AIDS

[Aaarg]

Hahaha, PBR.

[Dixie]

Commuting is a way of life up there. I don't miss that crap at all. I wish you luck on getting a new job there, you should be with your girl and your dog. A man needs those things!

Yeah, Stafford used to be really nice for the most part. Oh! Have you ever seen the Crystal Lake trailer park sign off of 1 up there? I'm gonna steal that bitch one day.

The rock stuff you could probably take up to Vienna Record Exchange (you could also email the owner on MySpace, he's a good friend of ours and a very fair dealer), the rest you might be able to get a good price for as a lot on ebay. Buyer paying shipping expenses of course.

We thought the AIDS thing would be funny. But we're jerks like that. >:

[Aaarg]

Crystal Lake? Not that I can recall. It's been a while since I was down that way. Usually I'll only go as far south as Prince William Forest Park.

I'll check to see if I can get anything for the records, but I think too many people (basically my dad and girlfriend) don't want me to get rid of any of the good stuff. Maybe there's a market out there for Barbra Streissand!

[Dixie]

I don't remember how far down in Stafford that sign is, but I stare at it covetously every time we pass it.

Maybe you can make trades for better records? I still think the record conventions in Northern Va would be a good place for you to check out too. But if you go to any of those stay the fuck away from a guy named Marshall Levy. He's a rip off and a blight on the vinyl and doom metal community.
(Yes Marshall I know you google your name and I hope you see this and if I could find the picture of your face in the toilet I'd fucking post it)

[Aaarg]

My name is Marshall, so I don't deal with other Marshalls.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, MattJack. :)

[Neen]

WATCH THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZVU

[Pub Lover]

No.

You're lucky I read your posts at all, Neen. I'm the only one.
How far does it go? Until you run out of balls?

http://www.bartbonte.com/factoryballs2

I'm currently at level 19. Just starting to get a bit complicated.

Think its 25 levels.
Its not like the first, mistake balls get replaced.

Level 30 in 15 minutes. :eek

Also, never kissed a girl. ;)

So, yeah. It evens out. :(

[Dixie]

Oh snap!
Hippie Barfday MattJack!

[Tadao]

Happy Rape Day MJ

[liquidstatik]

..

[WhiteRat]

You best be on that jolly rancher, if you know what's good for ya.

[Neen]

No.

You're lucky I read your posts at all, Neen. I'm the only one.


Ah ha. Oh you.

[Esuohlim]

A friend of mine burned me a CD of about 20 Bowie albums

This better be good >:

[Pub Lover]

Anyone remember LegoLars? :(

It is his birthday. :(

I have been on this forum far too long. :(

Wah-wah-wah Bowie :wah
Take to the music forum, you fag. >:

[Pub Lover]

Anoyone remember LegoLars? :(

It is his birthday. :(

I have been on this forum far too long. :(

Wah-wah-wah Bowie :wah
Take to the music forum, you fag. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/DavidBowie.jpg

[MattJack]

I remember him.

Guess who else's birthday it is today :(

[Pub Lover]

'Copy > Paste > Click > Read' is a flawed action if copy doesn't work. :(

I'll just use my edit but, ok? :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/edit.gif

[Pub Lover]

It was your birthday last page, Mister MJ. :future

[Pub Lover]

Oh yeah, the 'fuck you' emoticon. How could I forget about that? :rolleyes

[MattJack]

oh gee golly thnx guys i appreeesh that mess i didn't read the last page cause im a sucker hahah thnx again peace

[Pub Lover]

What are you doing on the internet on your birthday anyway? Go get drunk.

[MattJack]

They are making me work on my birthday. Those bastards. How cold blooded can you get?

[Pub Lover]

I have not found work & drinking to be mutually exclusive.

[MetalMilitia]

Happy birthday Mattjack may all your wildest (birthday) dreams come true.

[MattJack]

lol thanks.

Now hopefully that dream of being on Wild N Crazy Kids will come true

[Pub Lover]

He isn't really a magic cat. :(

[MetalMilitia]

Is that your medical opinion, publover?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.weheartpets.com/media/2/wizard%20cat.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Happy bday MattJack

[MetalMilitia]

I want to make a thread about procrastination but instead I just keep checking Facebook and Digg. What's wrong with me?

[Pub Lover]

Is cat?

[Pub Lover]

GussyGus, stop fighting in article threads. Take it the chatroom. :mod

[Grislygus]

I found a friend!

[Grislygus]

WANNA COME OVER


I GOTS TAQUITOS