I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

I'd take you.

Even though I'm broke.

[RaNkeri]

Smooth :rolleyes

[HickMan]

How is this supposed to help you secure our nation?

The bad dvds I'll just put in my M16 and shoot at the terrorists duh. Haven't you played revolution x? :rolleyes

[Tadao]

:lol

[Kitsa]

lol thanks

oh well, it'd probably be really crowded anyway and crowded theatres ruin it for me.

[Tadao]

Cause she would want to blow you in the theater ;)

[kahljorn]

I'd take you.

Even though I'm broke.
lol reminds me this guy i know who recently went out on a date with a girl to a nice restaurant and when it came time to pay he was all, "i actually don't have enough money for this, but I'll get the movie!" so she paid, and then he took her to the dollar theater.
haha.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's awesome. I asked this girl to the movies a few weeks ago. Her friend was with her and was all like "Well, if you're taking my friend and paying for her ticket you have to take me too!."

I was like "Sorry baby, I only have two free tickets"

[RaNkeri]

Did it turn out well?

[kahljorn]

What an audacious hobag!

last i checked the two from my story are moving in together :O :O this is the same guy that PUNCHED SOMEBODY THROUGH A NEWSPAPER
CLASSIC

[Tadao]

He sounds like a fun guy to hang around with. The guy who makes people laugh.

10K, you should have given her a cock block badge.

[RaNkeri]

oh my, I'm bleeding

[kahljorn]

GOOD CALL TADAO

[Tadao]

I hope you blood clots!










and then travels to your heart and causes you palpitations!

[Tadao]

THANK YOU KAHL I CALL EM AS I SEE EM!

[Kitsa]

I only went to the movies with one guy outside of a longterm relationship situation.

I was at India Fest. I was headed for the theatre to watch Yeh Dillagi. A desi guy caught up with me and asked if I was going to watch the movie, which I thought was obvious. He followed me into the theatre and took the seat next to mine.

Ten minutes later, he turned to me and said, "Do you have a boyfriend?" I said yes. He got up and left.

Aaaaaaaaaand scene.

[Sam]

I DON'T GIVE IT OUT FOR FREE.

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Kitsa]

Today's valentine gift of custom-painted nesting dolls was well-received, but the lacquer never lost its aroma and you can practically get high off the fumes. Guess it's the gift that keeps on giving :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What an audacious hobag!

last i checked the two from my story are moving in together :O :O this is the same guy that PUNCHED SOMEBODY THROUGH A NEWSPAPER
CLASSIC

I took a sip ot green tea right before I read that, almost went all over my keyboard.

[Aaarg]

i believe i made an error in judgement.

taking a trip to morgantown tomorrow afternoon. i am bringing a friend, who needs to be back at a particular time tomorrow night.

upon speaking to ashley, i was led to believe that if i were spending the night, i'd be getting some ass.

and maaaaaaan i miss those tits.

[HickMan]

My Valentines day was bittersweet. I got to see the person I'd give the world to right before I go to my duty station in Kansas but I also told her we can't be together because it'd be too hard on her when I'm in a combat zone. I wouldn't want her to have to deal with that :\

[pac-man]

You should probably have waited until you get to your unit and found out what exactly you'll be doing. Not to mention that with the specter of death looming, now might be a good time to seal the deal.

But hey, there's plenty of poon that loves a man in uniform, no need to be tied down. Hooah.

[HickMan]

Trim's always a plus about being a soldier :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

My god, Martin Short is hysterical in Arrested Development.

[Kitsa]

With all due respect, I'm amazed that Martin Short is hysterical in anything. And that goes double for that doppelganger Jamie Kennedy.

[Fathom Zero]

Apparently, it's just arrested development and the three amigos. Also, Innerspace is an alright movie.

[Kitsa]

haven't seen Innerspace since elementary school.

I got an iced coffee at the Tim Horton's drive-thru this morning. This dog was staring at me the entire time.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/funnydog3.jpg

[Seven Force]

Arressted Development is awesome and im sorry I didnt catch it when it was starting on TV

[Dixie]

IT WAS COVERED IN BUGS!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Clifford was actually funny. Arrested Development speaks for itself.

[RaNkeri]

I should totally watch Arrested Development

[Kitsa]

I enjoyed Arrested Development.

The Job guy was on Sesame Street the other day, doing magic.

[Shrubfest]

I saw a fat girl in turquoise jeans today.

My instant thought was 'If I was a guy, I'd cum on those. Then she might not wear them again'

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I enjoyed Arrested Development.

The Job guy was on Sesame Street the other day, doing magic.


I laughed really hard when I saw that.

I was just like "Hahahahahaha, stupid muppets."

[Tadao]

I saw a fat girl in turquoise jeans today.

My instant thought was 'If I was a guy, I'd cum on those. Then she might not wear them again'

More like she'd wear them everyday trying to get cummed on again.

[Shrubfest]

Ah well. I'd still have done it.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/ploo.jpg

[Tadao]

You can still leave snail trails all over them.

[Sam]

SHRUBFEST YOU CAN CUM ON MY JEANS ANYDAY. ;)

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

:rolleyes

[Sam]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

:sam

[kahljorn]

:hamster

[Kitsa]

I had a traumatic experience.

I was bored with my other projects and decided to do some spring-cleaning. We have a sofa bed that my grandmother gave me a few years ago. We'd only ever used it as a couch, and I don't know if she ever used it as a bed. Anyway, I thought I'd unfold it and clean it out.

So I unfold it and start vacuuming up the little dust globs, the standard crumby bits, all that. There's a gob of something dusty and brown and I assume that it's some stray couch stuffing. (FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING)

As I'm vacuuming it reappears a couple of times and I impatiently bat it aside until I can get to it. Finally I get to the bottom of the mattress and there it is where I can get a close look.

And then I see that it's a dead spider, a little bigger than a ping-pong ball if you count the balled-up and still hairy legs. Probably closer to a golfball really.

If I'd had any presence of mind, I would have taken a pic of it and tried to ID it to see if it had come from wherever the couch was manufactured, or if it was something domestic. But I didn't, and instead I squeaked like a little girl and pointed the still-running vacuum at it and thwock it was gone.

I.....touched it. Uggggggghghghghghgh.

[kahljorn]

:(

[Babs]

:(

[Tadao]

Please make the picture in your sig a fuck of a lot smaller.

[Tadao]

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/spider-1.jpg

I hate spiders!

[Kitsa]

I don't mind spiders if they keep to themselves and don't go invading me, my bathrooms or my furniture.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have one living in my shower. I used to really not like spiders. Now I don't mind them because they take care of things I like even less.

[MetalMilitia]

Spiders are not relevant to my interests :posh

[RaNkeri]

I don't mind the little ones, but those really big ones creep me out

[Shrubfest]

HA.
I just emailed my art wanker tutor basically telling him he's given me depression.

Lets see how this works out.

[Fathom Zero]

Reminds me about when I showed everybody Vinegarroons.

[MetalMilitia]

I hate BABALITY PANCAKES' name and avatar so much. Why cant he just have a normal name and avatar like everyone else?

[RaNkeri]

Don't forget his signature

[Tadao]

HA.
I just emailed my art wanker tutor basically telling him he's given me depression.

Lets see how this works out.

Best of luck, maybe he'll ask you over to talk about it ;)

[executioneer]

FUCK

[Tadao]

Why soooooo angry William?

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/larry-king-totally-looks-like-professor-farnsworth-from-futurama.jpg

[executioneer]

my weekend kinda sucked

[Kitsa]

my "paraphrase the Old Testament" project would go a lot easier if the characters were called Mike and Steve and John instead of Amraphel, Chedorlaomer and Shinab :(

[Tadao]

I don't have weekends anymore, I have Monthends.

[b_squared]

I don't mind spiders if they keep to themselves and don't go invading me, my bathrooms or my furniture.

I agree!

The spider on my avatar is one I saw in the yard. The thing was about the size of a quarter. It is a jumping spider. When I got close to it to take a picture it's eyes would "look" at me and they would shine a metallic green color. Same with it's fang like mouth parts.

[Kitsa]

Jumping spiders are smart, visual and have my respect, but they still give me the jibblies.

[Tadao]

Spider love me. They usually don't bite me if I drink, but if I'm sober for any amount of time they all crave my sweet sweet blood.

[RaNkeri]

When I was in kindergarden I tried to make spiders bite me so I could become spider-man :lol



:(

[Tadao]

hehehe, I have a kindergarten book where I filled out things I hate and things I love. I left things I hate blank and things I love was a big fucking smiling spider. I think they love me too. :tear

[Kitsa]

I was in kindergarten the year ET came out, and if we could memorize our phone numbers we got a whole bag of reese's pieces. I still remember that number after almost 30 years.

[Tadao]

Mmmmmmmm peanut butter and chocolate.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They looked down on me for having to look at the number while reciting my PH# in kindergarten. Also I was only like a foot tall.

[Kitsa]

I looked like a little ethiopian kid in Kindergarten- skinny, big eyes, spindly arms and legs. To this day I lament the fact that it didn't last past 6th grade.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Here's this awesome picture of me in kindergarten:

http://www.angelfire.com/80s/threestupidpeople/fuddpics.html

[Tadao]

Hey Kitsa, I hope you don't put your work up on facebook.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/facebookprivacychangesparksfederalcomplaint

I thought contracts that have no expiration date are actually not recognized in court.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I heard about that and took all but 4 photos off. Edited to add: And it might not matter if I delete it anyway, because Facebook-Superman can just spin the earth backwards and retrieve it.

That was a tad sneaky on their part, but I don't know how enforceable it actually is.

[Tadao]

The tech support company I worked for had a lawyer look at our non disclosure agreement after a nasty fall out with a top level exec, and said that you can't have an contract that says it lasts for ever and ever and ever. That's as far as my education on contracts go.

[HickMan]

so I just bought a blackberry curve and it's pretty kenan and kel. and when I say that, I mean it's sweet. Now i've got a 15 hour drive ahead of me!

[Tadao]

I need some orange drink now :(

[kahljorn]

I WANT MY TACOS TO GET HERE FASTER

IM SICK AN DONLY TACOS WILL HEAL ME. TACOS MAKE ME IMMORTAL AND BRING ME YOUTH. DEAR JESUS PLEASE SEND ME TACOS WITH GODSPEED.

[Grislygus]

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

[RaNkeri]

lol, taco bell

[executioneer]

more like taco hell lol

[HickMan]

toxic hell :rolleyes

guys I'm going to Ft. Riley, Kansas today! It's a heck of a drive!

[Dixie]

My purse fell in a Taco Bell toilet once.
I should have just cut my losses and left it there.

[Fathom Zero]

guys I'm going to Ft. Riley, Kansas today!

I'm sorry.

[Dixie]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/021809_ChimpAttackTXT.jpg
This graphic keeps making me laugh

[Kitsa]

I get to go to the doctor today.

Fortunately he's one of my favorites.

[Babs]

Today is going to be so damn boring since I made no plans.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[b_squared]

I get to go to the doctor today.

Fortunately he's one of my favorites.

Hopefully he will have only good news for you:)

[Tadao]

Today is going to be so damn boring since I made no plans.

You could make plans to reduce the size of you signature.

[pac-man]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/02/18/chimpcartoon460.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I was forced into watching an anime today >: >: :x

It was called something like Paranoid Agent

so goddamn gay

[Tadao]

Why was there young teen boys running around in short shorts?

[Kitsa]

Paranoia Agent is gay and creepy at the same time. The only reason I know this is that I have frequent bouts of insomnia and it used to be on adult swim.

The doctor news was moderately okay. I found out some of my levels of this and that are out of whack again. Then I went to a fancy ladies' store and tried on hats.

[Tadao]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-pope-benedict-xvi-faith-bulletproof.jpg


Did you try on he outrageously huge sun/gardening hats?

[Kitsa]

Some of us NEED big floppy hats. :/

No, I tried on the pretentious sort with the quivery feather bits coming out of the flowers, like the people who line up at the Queen's garden party hoping she'll nod at them.

[Tadao]

I have 1 leather fishing hat. I use it for the rain. It's been all over the U.S.

[RaNkeri]

Is it one of those creepy worn out ones that all the pedophiles wear?

[Kitsa]

Old hats are the best kind.

I've been told I have a "hat face", which I think must be a nice way of telling a person they'd look better if a wide brim were pulled down over it.

I have to wear a big floppy hat when it's sunny because I burn and don't have too much leeway for skin cancer treatment.

[Tadao]

Is it one of those creepy worn out ones that all the pedophiles wear?

Totally is.

[Tadao]

Isn't there a sun block lotion that will protect you or is it not worth the risk?

[Esuohlim]

Why was there young teen boys running around in short shorts?

No but there were alive stuffed animals and overall retarded anime bullshit that I'll never understand the appeal of in my life

[Kitsa]

I use industrial-strength sunblock, but you can't get it on your scalp without gooping up your hair.

The weird thing is, from the elbows and knees down, I tan. And can get very dark. Otherwise, I'm white as white can be. My eye doctor says there are even freckles inside my eyeballs.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/freckles.jpg

[Tadao]

Those are the eyes of an axe murderer.

[Kitsa]

damn straight they are.

[Tadao]

No but there were alive stuffed animals and overall retarded anime bullshit that I'll never understand the appeal of in my life

Sounds like 90 percent of all anime.

[Kitsa]

theme song is catchy, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U

[RaNkeri]

I haven't used a hat during spring/summer/autumn since elementary school. During winter time I now and then wear a tuque though :(

[Tadao]

I can see you in this
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/6/61/Tuque.jpg/182px-Tuque.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Oh, I do have my grandpa's fedora (I guess it's a fedora) which he used during the 50s' and 60s'.
I'm totally gonna use it when I'm older so it'd look more natural on me. I don't want to be one of these lame-ass poser faggot teens you can see wearing them.

Man, and to think I asked my grandma to send it to me when I was like 8 because me and my friends were playing FBI/CIA/secret agents and I wanted to wear a hat. :(

[b_squared]

Oh Please tell me they had a knock off of the Aretha Franklin hat she wore to Obama's inauguration....and that you bought it:lol

[Kitsa]

I've heard those knockoffs are popular, actually. But no. The least expensive hat was $65, and my income doesn't currently allow for that. I went home with a $9 skirt marked 75% off, making the grand total a whopping $3 or thereabouts, with taxes.

Big spender.

[b_squared]

Hats are over rated anyway. Just pull off a long sleeved shirt till it's just at your hairline then use the long sleeves to tie it in back of your head. Ta Daaaa!
Guarentee the Queen will give you a nod for that one. And Michelle Obama will want one, and the Smithsonian will want one.

[Kitsa]

I wore a black skirt on my head for Halloween once while I took a group of kids trick or treating. Some people really thought I was a nun.

[b_squared]

So you feeling OK after the Dr visit ...or should I make some more bad jokes about nuns and pixie sticks to try and cheer you up.

[Tadao]

to induce vomiting?

[b_squared]

either/or

[Tadao]

Since I dont have a fucking picture to post....um yea, its a chat thread.
Tadeo, how 'bout posting a picture of a fluffy bunny.... to bring it back on topic.

God you're a fucking idiot.

[b_squared]

^ Nice...

[Kitsa]

I'm fine. I just have to up some meds to combat the general sucks-to-be-me that has steadily been increasing in the past few years.

Another trip to the pharmacy, whoop-de-fuck and woe is me.

[Tadao]

Feeling frisky Kitsa?

[Kitsa]

I also just got stabbed in the finger with a pufferfish spine. It drew blood. This should prove interesting due to the fish allergy.

[Tadao]

http://pinataboy.com/Pufferfish/pufferfish%201A.jpg

Do you think you'll puff up?

[Kitsa]

Possibly. That epi-pen is just itchin' to be used, pardon the pun.

[Tadao]

I guessing it's an old dried out puffer. If anything it would be a very mild attack.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/MeowseMD.jpg

[Kitsa]

G_d must just keep me around for shits and giggles.

[Tadao]

http://img.fropper.com/z/photo-gallery/500x400/C/Cindy-storyteller-VzN-63366.jpg

[Kitsa]

heh heh heh.

It's so true :(

[Tadao]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/cheezburger-locats-demotivational-poster.jpg

[kahljorn]

IM KICKING MY FLUS ASS SO FAR
HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT MAKE A COMEBACK

[Dixie]

I'm too awake.
Need more NyQuil.

[MattJack]

BREAK OUT THE BEER BONGGGG

[Dixie]

I don't keep alcohol in my house
:(

[MetalMilitia]

Russian lolcats: http://rolcats.com/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/vt.jpg
My iodine rations are depleted!
Come nightfall I will leave Pripyat forever and make for the verdant hills of Dnipropetrovsk!

[Kitsa]

Damn.

I bought some bright green nail polish while I was waiting for my prescriptions to be filled.

What the hell, right?

[Shrubfest]

Yay!Ihave some offensive uv shit. it looks like bile.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/glow.jpg

And on my nails...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/greennails2.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Damn fine polish there.

I used to collect the stuff. Thats a sensible colour compaired to the stuff i have.

[RaNkeri]

Nice nails, frankenstein :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

How are red nails any more natural? If someone had naturally bright-red fingernails, I'd suggest they see a doctor.

[pac-man]

Good point. We're just used to red.

[Tadao]

Russian lolcats: http://rolcats.com/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/vt.jpg
My iodine rations are depleted!
Come nightfall I will leave Pripyat forever and make for the verdant hills of Dnipropetrovsk!

What a depressing page!

[RaNkeri]

How are red nails any more natural? If someone had naturally bright-red fingernails, I'd suggest they see a doctor.

Sorry, I just need to vent out my angst, frustration and stress somehow :(

[MetalMilitia]

What a depressing page!

I like the picture of the Waffen SS soldier giving a flower to a kitten.

ADDED:

http://rolcats.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/zf.jpg

ADDED 2: Actually it looks like the guy giving the flower to the kitten belongs to some Heer division.

ADDED 3: ACTUALLY they're members of one of the Estonian Waffen SS divisions. :themoreyouknow

[RaNkeri]

I like the picture of the Waffen SS soldier giving a flower to a kitten.

Do you know what the text says?

[Tadao]

Your floral offering serves as no deterrent to the inevitable, betrayer.
You will now join me in oblivion.

[RaNkeri]

Based on the "..." at the end, I think it might have something to do with the grenade

[Tadao]

It's both funny and depressing at the same time :(

[MetalMilitia]

Like a sad clown :(

[RaNkeri]

http://rolcats.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/zv.jpg?w=450&h=337

Where re-education has failed my comrade, the hangman’s noose will succeed…

[MetalMilitia]

Btw, people on Digg that can apparently read Russian are saying the translations aren't actually translations. I think they're just poking fun at Russia by making them the way they are.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I read the comments on the pics. That makes it even funnier.

[RaNkeri]

Which apples do you prefer? Green or red ones? :eek

[Tadao]

I like Fuji apples

[RaNkeri]

I can't deicde which I prefer more, Golden Delicious or Red Delicious :(

[Tadao]

Fucking Finland! Take a lead from America and enjoy them both in glutinous joy!

[Kitsa]

It would only be glutinous joy if they were in a pie :P

The bf won't shut up about Honeycrisp apples. He appears to believe they're the shit.

I'm all about Winesaps.

[executioneer]

delicious apples aren't delicious >: pink lady or fuji are the best, or maybe elstars

golden russets are good too even if their skins ARE textured like a potato

[RaNkeri]

Granny Smiths are ok too

[executioneer]

in pies maybe :/ although i havent had one in a long time so maybe i'm just being unfairly racist against them

[pac-man]

As opposed to being fairly racist

[executioneer]

yes well if they are genuinely the most sour thing ever then i think it's justified

[pac-man]

I like all apples equally. Except those lazy crab apples. Go back to where you came from crab apples!!!

[Kitsa]

I have two crab apples which were IMPORTED FROM CANADA (that's what the sign at the store said) but I've been afraid to try them. When we had a crabapple tree in our yard my mom told us they were poisonous.

[pac-man]

Never had one myself. I've heard that about them being poisonous but it's not true. They just don't really look all that edible to me.

[Kitsa]

They're soft, not hard like apples. At least these are. They look like overgrown cherries.

[pac-man]

They're prolly sour as all hell.

[RaNkeri]

They're good for making cider though :/


Atleast wikipedia says so

[Kitsa]

My dog has a barking problem.

We had to crate-train her because she was ransacking the house. All of her playtime is heavily supervised. So she gets in her crate and gets bored and she starts barking.

She has a bark collar that's supposed to teach her "unsanctioned barking is a bad idea". It sprays lemon scent whenever she hits a particularly shrill note. It works when it's on, but I hate using it because it seems cruel. Also, when it's off she barks as much as she damn well pleases.

I can't wait till we get a kennel up in the yard that she can play in. She's only a puppy but she's as big as a frigging pony already.

[Otto]

I don't like the taste of apples, but I like to use them to make shrunken apple head dolls.

My dog has a barking problem.

She has a bark collar that's supposed to teach her "unsanctioned barking is a bad idea". It sprays lemon scent whenever she hits a particularly shrill note. It works when it's on, but I hate using it because it seems cruel.

Don't worry about the anti-bark collar, when my dad was a kid his dad got their beagle de-barked, which I always thought was far crueler than the collars that just shock the dogs or spray them with citrus.

[pac-man]

You got a pic of one, Otto?

[Otto]

No, I gave away the last one I made without photographing it. I'm ordering a vincent price shrunken apple head kit so I can make some more. It's supposed to come with a special drying chamber that clips onto a lamp so drying only takes a couple of days. I'll definitely photograph the new one once I make it.

[pac-man]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1347/1467849102_c81abbe7de_o.jpg

I'm surprised I've never seen/heard of shrunken apple heads. That's pretty cool.

[Fathom Zero]

Crabapples aren't poisonous, they are strong and bitter.

[executioneer]

yeah you can add them to cider or make jelly out of them but they are not for eating by themselves

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit, it's Vincent Price

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I like how it went from a picture of a kitten, a flower, and a grenade to crabapples. Holy shit Rankeri.

I want an apple now, you sons of bitches.

[Tadao]

I hate how it all ended with ZBF.

[pac-man]

The height of anticlimax.

[Grislygus]

Normally I don't like the fucking HILARIOUS AND WACKY YOUTUBE VIDEOS you see everywhere, but this Italian Spiderman thing is probably the best thing this side of Rug Cop

[Kitsa]

I do not understand the ventilation patterns in this house, where when a cat takes a dump in the litterbox two rooms away the smell is strongest over my computer desk (?)

[pac-man]

What happened to Pickleman?

[WhiteRat]

The only thing that can ease the pain of such a shitty work week is Jim Beam.

[pac-man]

Cheers, WR

[WhiteRat]

So my roommate got conned into babysitting a 2 month old baby for a friend of his. He has no experience with kids. What kind of mother leaves her 2 month old with a guy who doesn't have the first clue how to make formula or change a diaper?

[Tadao]

2 month? How long ddoes she plan on being out for?

[WhiteRat]

I think she said 3-4 hours.

BTW, she got knocked up by a married guy with FIVE kids and she was well aware of that fact for the several months she was getting the pipe from him.

[Babs]

Sounds like an episode of Maury.

[Tadao]

2 hours is stretching it. I'm guessing it wasn't anything important she had to do. Maybe she's daddy hunting?

[WhiteRat]

The best part was that the wife found out and followed her all the way to base (the knocked up chick is military) and was cussing her out through the fence. It was a hilarious scene.

[WhiteRat]

2 hours is stretching it. I'm guessing it wasn't anything important she had to do. Maybe she's daddy hunting?

She's going out to get drunk so yes she's probably daddy hunting.

[Tadao]

Did mom stand there at attention straight faced? That would totally piss of wife.

[WhiteRat]

She briskly walked away with her head down as the wife called her a bevy of interesting names. Everyone else nearby was utterly confused with "what the fuck?" looks on their faces.

[Tadao]

She's gonna come home drunk and take care of her 2 month old baby? :( That makes me nervous about the babies safety. Especially if she didn't attract any men.

[Kitsa]

:/

[Embee90]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1347/1467849102_c81abbe7de_o.jpg

I'm surprised I've never seen/heard of shrunken apple heads. That's pretty cool.
this is by far the most frightening thing i have ever seen. ever.

[pac-man]

Don't get out much either, huh?

[MetalMilitia]

Happy birthday Finland and Zhukov.

In International Standard PubLover Time that is.

[MetalMilitia]

NEXT SATURDAY IS UNCLE_SHAM'S BIRTHDAY YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[Kitsa]

Where is PubLover?

[MetalMilitia]

New Zealand

:lol see what I did there?

But seriously I have no idea. Maybe dead.

[Tadao]

I was wondering too, but I didn't ask him for fear that he would tell me all about his day :(

Happy Birthday you two foreigners!

[Kitsa]

I didn't ask because I was sure he would have something bitter and sardonic to say about it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday Zhukov. Happy birthday Rankeri.

Big plans?

[kahljorn]

man im so behind in my classes ;/ i have to read five chapters this weekend, and that's only for one class ;\
i hate not being able to afford books.

AND ALSO NOT BEING ABLE TO STEAL THEM ;) ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What book?

[kahljorn]

Some history text book ;\ luckily i found a used copy the other day, but i have a test on tuesday :O
one book was like 170 dollars though, a history of world art or something by gardner ;\ luckily the library had an old edition, which we rented. But i still dont have the book for my anthropology class ;\

it makes me mad cause if I dont get a's in all my classes I won't be able to graduate with a 3.9 ;\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

that's why you have to find someone in your class and split books with them. See if the library can contact any other libraries in the area to see if they have a copy.

[kahljorn]

;o yea im splitting the books with my wife but that doesnt really help financially.

[Kitsa]

Holy fuck, is it the gigantic 3 inch thick gardner with the gold spine?

When I took art history I had to haul that fucker 45 minutes on the train to downtown at the AIC. I hate that book with a passion, but I'll never part with it because of the memories.

[kahljorn]

is it the gigantic 3 inch thick gardner with the gold spine?

thats the one :(

[Kitsa]

That is the heaviest book I own, counting the enormous A&P texts and giant PDRs from med school.

Did you have to buy the Baxendall and "Modernity and Modernism", too?

edit: huge and fucking evil.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fuckinghugeandevil.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I'LLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEET YOU IN POLAND, BAYYYYYYYY-BE

[Fathom Zero]

Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel

[kahljorn]

Did you have to buy the Baxendall and "Modernity and Modernism", too?

NOPE! Luckily... I like reading it though, even though reading one page takes like a million hours.

[Tadao]

http://s5.tinypic.com/2mchoaw.jpg

[Aaarg]

i've been enlisted to show this kid the only goddamned dirt road in northern virginia tomorrow.

he doesn't seem to understand the directions i gave him: "go to clifton, turn left."

[kahljorn]

Now no body will ever know that i said, "Fuck white people."

[Zhukov]

Hey, thanks everyone. My own mother didn't even realise it was my birthday, so this means a lot that the internet does. i-mockery is the first forum to acknowledge it, thanks.

Happy birthday to you too, Rankeri.

My birthday plans consisted of going to work and now staying at home. I got a cactus form someone at work that has a crush on me.

[kahljorn]

happy birthday dude

[Zhukov]

Thanks :)

Also, it is Australasia's national month of mourning, so Pup Lover might be taking it quite seriously.

[Kitsa]

I didn't even know there was a national month of mourning, but happy birthday nonetheless.

My dad forgot to do anything for my mom for Valentine's day. That always makes me sad.

[RaNkeri]

Thank you MM, thank you 10k ghost and thank you zhukov.

And happy birthday zhukov!

I spent the weekend at my folks and just arrived back home. I think I'll spent rest of the day eating pizza and drinking beer.

[Kitsa]

This link sucked, so let's try a different one: (http://www.giftsnideas.com/gifts/send-birthday-gifts-to-finland)


http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikkohei/3086563052/ (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/Happy%20Birthday%20Finland%21)

[RaNkeri]

I'll take those as a congratulation.


Thank you

[Kitsa]

You're welcome. I don't know how to say Happy Birthday in Finlandese.

I'm pretty fucking impressed right now. I had a 2G ipod shuffle that I used to clip to my clothes when I was working around the house. I'm not entirely sure how it happened, but it ended up going through the washer and the dryer. It actually ended up going through the dryer twice, since I reached in and felt the jeans and sweatshirts were still damp.

When I finally realized that the rattling was something bigger than a zipper, I pulled out a hot little chunk of metal that I was pretty sure was dead.

I let it sit for a couple of days and plugged it in, and damned if it's not charging. Too soon yet to know if the files are okay, but still. It even automatically fired up itunes.

I know it's essentially just a flash drive,but still, went through the washer and then the dryer twice.

[Tadao]

Thank you MM, thank you 10k ghost and thank you zhukov.

And happy birthday zhukov!

I spent the weekend at my folks and just arrived back home. I think I'll spent rest of the day eating pizza and drinking beer.

:rolleyes

[pac-man]

http://www.emotionaljoystick.net/37h3rgallery/albums/album12/0PBF22048BC_Today_is_my_Birthday.sized.gif

Birthday wishes to Zhukov and Rankeri.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's awesome

[Tadao]

That really is!

[kahljorn]

looks like hes only gonna live to be 18 :(

[RaNkeri]

Man, PBF was awesome, too bad the author quit :(

[Kitsa]

Giant mawfugging snake in Borneo....real or doctored?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/4701906/Photograph-shows-giant-snake-lurking-in-Borneo-river.html

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/snake1.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/snake2.jpg

[pac-man]

That'd be a big snake. If it is real we'll see it again before too long.

[Grislygus]

Oh for fuck's sake, does it doesn't evenlook real

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah come on Kitsa as someone that understands Photoshop exists do you think that looks remotely plausible.

[Kitsa]

I don't remember voicing an opinion, but a lot of news outlets bought it.

[pac-man]

Everything's photoshopped. :rolleyes

[Babs]

even our existence is photoshopped

[MetalMilitia]

Your existence looks more like MS Paint to me.

[Tadao]

ZING!

[executioneer]

WELL I DONT IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAPPY AND WHEN PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES

[executioneer]

I ALSO DONT APPROVE OF MY FRIENDS HAVING GIRLFRIENDS I WANT THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH *ME* FUCK THEIR HAPPINESS

[executioneer]

I AM A HATEFUL, UNHAPPY MISANTHROPE

[executioneer]

what do you mean i can't ban myself for three months FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Dixie]

Pyramid, Jungle, City of Lost Toys!