I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[elx]

i read that by the time you've become thirsty you're already dehydrated, that's very deceptive. i also read that you cannot tickle yourself because your brain warns your body of your devious intentions beforehand so it just ignores it. that's really mean, your brain working with your body against yourself. it's also why your knees buckle when you try to fall backwards. so i have come to the conclusion that this is why cheerleaders are all dumb and flexible. because they don't have brains.

[Chojin]

depends on your definition of dehydration

[Fathom Zero]

Lloyd Bridges

[elx]

i cannot tell the difference between tadao and babs because their avatars are similar in color



this is a problem

[Zhukov]

Good grief I had the same problem a short time ago. Sam and San also confuse me for a little while.

[Tadao]

I can tickle the bottom of my feet and it's horrible. Myth Busted

[Fathom Zero]

I can tickle the bottom of my feet and it's horrible. Myth Busted

Ditto. >:

[Dixie]

http://www.geekscribes.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Ditto_Pokemon.gif

[Zhukov]

because they don't have brains.

Just saying.

[Chojin]

I can tickle the bottom of my feet and it's horrible. Myth Busted

rNhOYIZG1AI

[Schimid]

consider me startled

[Tadao]

That's not a girl.

[executioneer]

guys how come you`re not dying cmon

[Sam]

I'm tryin' I'm tryin

[kahljorn]

i lost 30 pounds and became a native american

[Pentegarn]

guys how come you`re not dying cmon

I'm dying on the inside. Does that count?

[Kitsa]

I'm hearing people go on at length about some series called Marble Hornets and how scary it is. Anyone have experience with this? Everyone I hear talking about it is like YOUTUBE. NOW.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Lloyd Bridges


I read that as "TAAAAARRRRRR NAAAATTTION"

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm hearing people go on at length about some series called Marble Hornets and how scary it is. Anyone have experience with this? Everyone I hear talking about it is like YOUTUBE. NOW.

Nope. You are obviously far more "plugged in" to pop culture than I. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Lloyd Bridges

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs11/seseahunthead.jpg

[Kitsa]

Nope. You are obviously far more "plugged in" to pop culture than I. :(


Not necessarily. I was just reading one of those "OMG SCARIEST MOVIE EVAR" threads elsewhere, and concluded that people are either idiots or the biggest fucking wimps around.

Paranormal Activity? REALLY?

[Fathom Zero]

I7bAuzNTIBs

[Dimnos]

This guy I work with told me he bought the blu-ray of Paranormal Activity because it scared them so much in the theater. I couldnt help myself and just started laughing.

[Fathom Zero]

The Mothman Prophecies scared me more than that.

[Dimnos]

I was more scared that little alien kid in District 9 was going to get shot by some dick head. :\

[Dimnos]

:pagebrak

[RaNkeri]

f0GRzpwLBrk

[kahljorn]

the rip off of paranormal activity called paranormal entity which i saw on netflix was scarier than paranormal activity, i thought.

I've been hungover for like 24 hours basically :(

[Kitsa]

My back went out on me as I was bending over to pick a washcloth off the floor. I fell into the bathtub face first. Then my baby was at one end of the house screaming and my cell was at the other end of the house.

Long story short, they shot me full of Dilaudid in the ER and now I am loo-oo-oo-oopy.

[kahljorn]

sounds kinda fun but ive never heard of dilaudid :(

[Tadao]

Since she has a weak stomach I bet they shoved it up her pooper.

[kahljorn]

looking for a job sucks :(

im pretty sure most of the ones i qualify for/dont drug test are total lies

[The Leader]

I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE OK KITSA

[Kitsa]

I don't have a weak stomach. It was a shot, and there was phenergan in it and it burned like hell. I hate Dilaudid because it makes me hallucinate...the lead apron in xray turned into caterpillars and the ceiling was made of bubble wrap.

It's much stronger than morphine, 10x or something, and I think stronger than Oxycontin too.

[Kitsa]

THANK YOU THE LEADER, IT HURTS LIKE THUNDEROUS FUCK BUT I WILL LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY I HOPE

[Fathom Zero]

It's an opiate, then?

[Kitsa]

yep. I hate them.

I'm sketchy on the whole "back going out" thing but this is what happened: I bent over to pick up a washcloth, and it felt like there was some sort of explosion in my lumbar spine. Like something liquid popped. It was a deep, sickening feeling...I didn't know if it was a disc or what. I've had one hell of a lot of spinal pain in my life, but never anything like that. They did a bunch of x-rays to make sure nothing was broken, then told me that all the stuff it might be didn't show up on xray (???). So I still don't know what's going on. Kind of inching around.

[Fathom Zero]

I ask because opiates don't work on me. :(

[Kitsa]

It just took the edge off my pain, didn't remove it altogether. I don't like opiates because I always get a sensation like being on an elevator that suddenly drops...I'd rather deal with pain than that sensation. I got Dilaudid and Phenergan in the ER and they sent me home with a Flexeril script. Flexeril doesn't usually do anything for me either....I'll wind up with excedrin and coffee, the usual.

[Fathom Zero]

I wish they did that. My ankle shattered and they had to realign my foot with my leg, for which they gave me morphine, which did not work. :( I felt the bones scraping and the raw heat sensation. Ugh. Then I was prescribed codeine after they screwed me together. I'm told codeine is the good shit, too, not that I ever knew. Still spent every night not sleeping because of it. Then I was hurt a while back and I got some Oxycontin, which did the nothing I expected. I don't think my body metabolizes the stuff very well.

And I've come to find that NSAIDs don't work well, either. Differences are negligible.

[kahljorn]

do you know what causes your opiate immunity? that's pretty crazy :O

[Kitsa]

Pretty much the only painkiller that does anything for me ever is excedrin combined with coffee, especially Starbucks (higher caffeine). Even my neuro says to stick with it if that's what works.

They can do a urine test on you to see what drug you metabolize best. They do those in my neurologist's office all the time.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm told it's not uncommon. Not all opiate receptors work the same way, and I might haven't found the right drug yet. :\

And a quick glance at the internet says it might be a part of my native american heritage.

All I know is that they haven't found a way to keep shit from hurting. >:

[kahljorn]

yea i saw that on the internet too :O

mebbe you need cocaine. For me opiates don't really reduce pain at all but it does make me feel high ;/

[Fathom Zero]

Ehhh, there's enough drug and alcohol dependency in my family. And I have enough wrong with me at the moment.

[Kitsa]

Last time I took Dilaudid it was in an IV and I made up new languages. And the whole room was rippling like a heat-mirage on asphalt.

[Colonel Flagg]

Sorry to hear about the back, Kit. :(

I had a similar situation while lifting a heavy object from the trunk of my car - I felt a "pop" in my lumbar region and landed on the driveway, in a fetal position whimpering. It took me several minutes to crawl back in the house. The pain was excruciating.

About 2 weeks later, I was in surgery to remove a portion of a herniated disc between L4 and L5.

I don't think I've ever had Dilaudid, but you are in great company - Lindsay Lohan has a standing prescription for this narcotic, no doubt to relieve the pain in her dignity.

And my apologies for naming the beast. I fully understand that I'm going straight to hell for that. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Holy shit, I didn't know George A. Romero was a giant.

[Chojin]

size 'small' clothes are routinely still too big for me. now instead of smug i'm just feeling very short.

[Esuohlim]

We live in America, son, large is the new small.

How tall are you? Since I'm the resident expert fitness guru around here I would think someone who is actually putting effort into upper body muscle building should fill out more than a small.

SHOP IN THE KIDS SECTION

[Zhukov]

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

[Esuohlim]

Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

[Chojin]

5'7". rounded up ;<

[Chojin]

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

i was at a flea market yesterday and was looking for polo shirts. i found a grand total of 2 that were size small (out of about 150, literally). most were XL-5XL.

5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

[Zhukov]

Well Stralyia is fatter than the US anyway, so there you go, and to be honest most shops here stock one or two size small/medium, and then about five hundred XL XXL XXXL sizes. I think Chinese manufacturers are being slightly patronising.

[RaNkeri]

Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

:tear

[Colonel Flagg]

5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

And yet the people that need them insist on shopping in the "Petites" section of JC Penney's

http://www.brojsimpson.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=309

It looks NSFW, but it really isn't ...

[MarioRPG]

5XL... ugh. I can't even imagine, that's like the material of 3 tee shirts.

[Zhukov]

Well, I used to work in a tradesman clothing store, like work trousers, steel capped boots and hi-vis jackets. We measured the trousers and overalls in centimeters (sorry Chojin) and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half, and that was only considered XXL.

There are some fat people out there.

[Esuohlim]

and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half

For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek

[Chojin]

For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek

that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

[kahljorn]

maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

[Chojin]

maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

i wash my shirts like every other day, because i have 1 pair of shorts and like 3 pairs of shirts that are small enough to fit ;<

i wash them in hot water to shrink them too

[Esuohlim]

that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

Dude that's messed up

[kahljorn]

damn dude i dont even know then :( i'm probably like half your size and i wear larges all the time. although im more like 5'9 than 5'7

[Esuohlim]

I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles :(

[kahljorn]

my waist is 24 inches :(

maybe its cause i dont wear guy shirts tight like a woman so im fine with whatever size or something.

[executioneer]

i have a sneaking suspicion i'd need at least XL even if i was at 0% bodyfat my shoulders are hell of wide :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm up to a 36 waist. I'm good at 34 as long as I don't eat or drink anything though.

[Chojin]

I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles :(

my waist measurement was with a tape measure just under the bellybutton

i wear a size 32 in pants

i think dem obliques and dat adonis belt are contributing to inflating my waist measurement

[Kitsa]

I wear huge clothes because I would rather go too big than too small. I've known many women who brag about the small clothing size they wear, but then you can see the outline of their bras and big ol' rolls of back fat, and muffin tops coming out over their jeans, and that's just gross. I'd rather wear a circus tent.

[Esuohlim]

You know they do make sizes that are between too big and too small. You act like you only have two choices.

SHIT A CIRCUS TENT OR A BARBIE DRESS? DECISIONS DECISIONS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IF I WERE TO WEAR MY ERECTION UP INSTEAD OF DOWN MY PANT WIDTH WOULD BE 68.

[elx]

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.
idk about women/boy stuff but for girls its:
10, 12, 14 in jeans
medium, large, youth xl in tops

then in juniors it's:
00, 0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 in jeans
0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in skirts/dresses
xs, small, medium, large, xl in tops

i don't think there is anything larger, which i guess kinda sucks cause then girls would have to like go into women's stuff. also the "petite" section sounds a bit deceptive, it's not for skinny girls, it's for freakishly curvy/and/or short girls.

[MattJack]

BTCH PLZ

[MattJack]

LOOKS LIKE DADS HOME

[MattJack]

http://www.theblazingcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/angry-face.jpg

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

I wear size 29. :\

[Fathom Zero]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9444/38718143731332319215136.jpg

I'm going to regret not going for the rest of my life. :(

[executioneer]

i think i saw that man up close and personal recently

[Fathom Zero]

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7501/67178278.jpg

K, guize

[Grislygus]

god i am SO

FUCKING

BORED


and no one i know will answer their phones, and i'm sober and not going to fall asleep I REGRET THAT THE I-MOCKERY GANG COULD NOT STAY ANOTHER WEEK IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS

[Grislygus]

awright, fuck yall, nontalkative motherfuckers, i'm mixing myself another cannery punch

[executioneer]

what is in a cannery punch

[Grislygus]

uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it

so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor

this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka

[Grislygus]

it's a short glass

[Grislygus]

i guees it's too late to call some of these motherfuckers
THEY called ME earlier to go out and about, not sure why they'd be asleep NOW

[Zhukov]

For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek

WELL. I'm not making fun of fat people, and I'm 32 inches; reasonably thin from my point of view.

185cm tall; you pricks work it out we won the war, and I also have a small assortment of average muscles lacklusterly scattered around my body. I still consider myself skinny, and being called fat by the resident human noodle isn't going to change that.

[The Leader]

you pricks work it out we won the war
What war was that? The war to be the fattest person in the Southern Hemisphere?

[Dimnos]

I dont care what hemisphere your from. If your waist is anything less than Zhukovs 32 inches your a fucking beanpole.

[Dimnos]

Or a woman.

[Zhukov]

What war was that? The war to be the fattest person in the Southern Hemisphere?
Either WW1 or The French Revolution. Imperial measurements are for the dirty Hun.


I got Litres by the motherfucking Kilometer, bitch. Fuck your infraction.

[Zhukov]

That wasn't aimed at you Chojin.

Also, I can post pictures if need be. But only if I get to see some i-mock female stomach in return.

[Esuohlim]

Make sure those pictures have some Tasmanian Devils in them :x

Do they really spin like tornadoes? :eek :eek

[Esuohlim]

dear internet you are BORING at 4:30am

I need drunk gus

[Fathom Zero]

hey fucker

[Chojin]

why is this site down like half the times i try to access it

[Chojin]

why is this site down like half the times i try to access it

[Zhukov]

Yeah I get that almost every night. I just treat it as normal now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it

so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor

this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka

Sounds more like a Falcon Punch.

[Kitsa]

I get it all the time too. :(

[The Leader]

The site doesn't come up for me a lot either. :<

[Esuohlim]

I think I just fried my brain playing 2 straight hours of Infectonator :(

[elx]

man, messenger bags suck. what's the point of them? mine can hold maybe 2 textbooks at a time and then all of the weight is distributed to one side of me and i'm constantly having to readjust myself so i don't fall on my face. and theeeeen, it's especially bad during the summer semester when i wear strapless/sleeveless tops and the bag strap digs into my shoulder. so stupid. messenger bags are for douche-bags.




need to purchase a bookbag, but there's too much stuff to consider/compromises to make. :(

[elx]

what the bananas is an account reconciliation

[elx]

how's starcraft 2????

[elx]

sleeping consumes too much of our lives, we need to stop focusing on medicines to knock us out and more on the ones to keep us up

[Fathom Zero]

Too many straps on a bookbag. Also, I want something I can sling to use as a weapon. I carry heavy things.

[elx]

just because you carry a purse doesn't mean we want to hear about your womanly troubles FZ :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

I have a messenger bag because I used to be a bike messenger.For about a minute.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There are never enough strapons on a bookbag.

[kahljorn]

i had to sign up for selective services so i could get a grant :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'm automagically signed up because my father had to be a cunt enlisted man.

[Grislygus]

There are never enough strapons on a bookbag.

this was the first post on the page that loaded on my cell phone

for a second i thought that this was gonna be an awesome conversation

[kahljorn]

omg i got this thing in the mail for these cruises and i was just looking at it for fun and they had some good deals then my girlfriend pointed out that the last picture had two dudes in a pool sitting all close and she was like, "is this a gay cruise" and i was like I DUNNNNNOOOOOOO and started looking at all the other pictures and they were all dudes :O then i noticed it was to the gay dude that used to live here

i totally just thought this one picture was like a father/mother with their muscular son but the person in the middle was just a frumpy looking gay dude and not a mother :(

[Dixie]

http://www.70000tons.com/
looks like an awesome cruise. some of the bands totally suck, but it's gotta be a floating eargasm with uli involved.

[Zhukov]

man, messenger bags suck. what's the point of them? mine can hold maybe 2 textbooks at a time and then all of the weight is distributed to one side of me and i'm constantly having to readjust myself so i don't fall on my face. and theeeeen, it's especially bad during the summer semester when i wear strapless/sleeveless tops and the bag strap digs into my shoulder. so stupid. messenger bags are for douche-bags.


need to purchase a bookbag, but there's too much stuff to consider/compromises to make. :(
I always thought the point of a messenger type bag was so that you could wear it while you are also wearing a backpack. If you are worried about storage area then you should get a record bag, they are fatter. The one I have can hold loads of books and it has various straps so you can carry it over your shoulder or on your back. The bargains never stop!

just because you carry a purse doesn't mean we want to hear about your womanly troubles FZ :rolleyes
Rather sexist and therefore not funny.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

this was the first post on the page that loaded on my cell phone

for a second i thought that this was gonna be an awesome conversation

It had all the makings :(

omg i got this thing in the mail for these cruises and i was just looking at it for fun and they had some good deals then my girlfriend pointed out that the last picture had two dudes in a pool sitting all close and she was like, "is this a gay cruise" and i was like I DUNNNNNOOOOOOO and started looking at all the other pictures and they were all dudes :O then i noticed it was to the gay dude that used to live here

i totally just thought this one picture was like a father/mother with their muscular son but the person in the middle was just a frumpy looking gay dude and not a mother :(

:lol

http://www.70000tons.com/
looks like an awesome cruise. some of the bands totally suck, but it's gotta be a floating eargasm with uli involved.

I would totally go cruising on that but by then I will be kidding around. Then I saw that there were going to be 19 additional bands. If you go see if they have a Saxon onesie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?

[RaNkeri]

Last work day tomorrow :eek

[Esuohlim]

Helsinki Medical, fuck yeah

[Pentegarn]

Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?

If Chad is Babs, and I think he is, then no :(

[RaNkeri]

CSI Miami, fuck YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[Dimnos]

CSI Miami, fuck YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/Dont3.gif

[Fathom Zero]

:oneofthosedays

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If Chad is Babs, and I think he is, then no :(


yes, he is. still waiting for that then. Can I be the Santa Mod?

[Colonel Flagg]

Speaking as one who wasn't part of that particular party, if he didn't post pics, why is he still posting?

Inquiring minds and all that .... :Jixby

[kahljorn]

UNLESS HIS CAMERA WAS JACKED BY TRANNIEs HE HAS NO EXCUSE >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yo, I was thinking. Remember when we tried going up the back way and ended up on that porch ledge. Maybe its there.

[kahljorn]

you mean when we went to smoke with Samuel L. Jackson? nah, cause it was right after that that i was taking pictures of you and Dr. Girlfriend.

[Fathom Zero]

TADAO. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. ARE YOU DEAD?

[Esuohlim]

Why are anti-spyware scanners so useless? They always find stuff but it's never the ONE THING that's actually intrusive. Lame.

[Esuohlim]

And then websites give you the list of registry values to delete but NONE OF THEM, NONE, are ever located where they say they're supposed to be located in the registry. >:

[kahljorn]

:(

yea spywares a pain in the ass. what programs are you using?

[Pentegarn]

Speaking as one who wasn't part of that particular party, if he didn't post pics, why is he still posting?

Inquiring minds and all that .... :Jixby

Either he should have been banned or Jixby should be reinstated.

:eitherrulesarerulesortheyarenot

[Zhukov]

you mean when we went to smoke with Samuel L. Jackson? nah, cause it was right after that that i was taking pictures of you and Dr. Girlfriend.
Please post pictures of Dr. Girlfriend.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When I returned to my apartment last night to get some last minute stuff and clean I found the Dirty Bird Saloon taken apart. The sail was on the ground as if the pirate bar had sank. It's symbolism pained me greatly.

Please post pictures of Dr. Girlfriend.

Need to upload them from my phone.

[Pub Lover]

:whitepig

[RaNkeri]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

[RaNkeri]

Damn, I love those drums

[Colonel Flagg]

:whitepig

'sup Pub.

[Tadao]

TADAO. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. ARE YOU DEAD?

BABY STARTS TEACHING AGAIN SOON AND BABY DEMANDS MY LOVIN.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING HER IN A CORNER TADAO.

[executioneer]

who does that, nobody does that

[Tadao]

IF IT'S RABBIT BABY WANTS, RABBIT BABY GETS

[Kitsa]

muscle relaxers + family reunion ftw.

[Colonel Flagg]

muscle relaxers + family reunion ftw.

:themoreyouknow

[Zhukov]

muscle relaxers + family reunion ftw.
For you or them?

Slip some into a cake and enjoy the serenity.

[Fathom Zero]

No time for luhv

[Kitsa]

Zhukov: For me. Everyone was being asked to wear nametags and mine said "SOME COUSIN OR SOMETHING".

[Zhukov]

Zhukov: For me. Everyone was being asked to wear nametags and mine said "SOME COUSIN OR SOMETHING".

:lol

[Tadao]

Looks like I've been demoted. :rolleyes

[Babs]

Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?

Actually I made a comic for mine which took a couple of weeks to get done but by the time I was done and ready to post, the thread was closed because of the Microshock drama. I'll post it here if you want me too.

[Grislygus]

Demoted? oh man, did i honestly get the last Tadao-infraction?

that is awesome, especially since I stole it from MLE

[Tadao]

I'm sure it's all just a big mistake and they really meant to give me more power.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

I HATE BROS.

AND GUESS WHO CAN'T SLEEP.

[Fathom Zero]

ALONE ON A SUNDAY NIGHT, WOOOO

WITH NOTHING BUT ME AND A BAG OF NONPAREILS

[Zhukov]

Looks like I've been demoted. :rolleyes
JUSTICE FINALLY.

[Dimnos]

God damn it T. You were supposed to infract me first! >:

[MLE]

Demoted? oh man, did i honestly get the last Tadao-infraction?

that is awesome, especially since I stole it from MLE

Did I miss something?

[Colonel Flagg]

Time to write your memoirs, Tad.

[Kitsa]

it's sweltering hot, the city that supplies our water is under a boil advisory and I have a small pack of bottled water to meet all needs until Tuesday afternoon at the earliest. This is the life.

[Zhukov]

Your life reads like a David Sedaris story.

[Kitsa]

I'm ashamed to say I've only seen his books from afar.

[elx]

:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Actually I made a comic for mine which took a couple of weeks to get done but by the time I was done and ready to post, the thread was closed because of the Microshock drama. I'll post it here if you want me too.

That would work. I was wondering was happened to it but the MS bad times makes sense.

[Grislygus]

Did I miss something?

a "Bumping old threads" infraction for the cowboy song, lkol

[Dimnos]

You got an infraction for bumping a stickied thread? Weak. :\

[Tadao]

;)

[Tadao]

I'M 100 PERCENT POSITIVE THAT GUS COMPLAINED TO THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY. HE NEVER LIKED ME AND I KNOW HE IS JEALOUS THAT MY BOOBS ARE PERKIER THAN HIS. IT'S GENETICS GUS, GET OVER IT.

[Grislygus]

SKANK

[MLE]

I don't think he was even the one to bump it. And it's the cowboy thread. So yeah. What mod couldn't take a joke?

[kahljorn]

CHOJIN?

[Tadao]

Probably all the bigwigs had a meeting and decided my services were no longer needed. I know I'm important enough for people to sit around and talk about me.

[Colonel Flagg]

Of course you are. You ARE T-DAWG.

Or T-bunny. w/e

[stevetothepast]

Probably all the bigwigs had a meeting and decided my services were no longer needed. I know I'm important enough for people to sit around and talk about me.

we all love you T-Bag even when you are so busy making love to your lovely lady that you cannot stop by and say hello.

[The Leader]

You'll always be boss bunny to me, Tadao. :(

[Pentegarn]

Tadao can moderate any of my posts ;)

[Tadao]

SEXY GAY PARTY TIME!

:rave :rave :rave

[Fathom Zero]

THIS IS THE EXCUSE THAT WE'RE MAKING. IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU'RE PAYING?

[Pentegarn]

Wait, we're paying now?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.

[Zhukov]

I was going to say that :lol

Oh well, let the blood run in the streets! It's a REVOLUTION!!!

[Tadao]

IT'S A CLERICAL ERROR

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That bunny looks like it has some serious mutton chops.

I tried finding a rockabilly bunny in less than two minutes but this came up instead. THUMBS UP
http://991.com/newGallery/Jive-Bunny-Jive-Bunnys-Rock-449686.jpg

[Tadao]

Bunnies don't rock. They hip hop.

[The Leader]

Word

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was more amused with the thumbs up on red dress.

[Fathom Zero]

E14kNqMwD6s

[Kitsa]

Way to ruin snack truck guy's day :(

[Chojin]

wasn't me

my guess would be rog or somebody got a complaint and took it seriously

[Kitsa]

man, remind me not to post on family facebook after I have tequila of any type, that was one big fucking mess and I have like 15 elderly family members who take all that shit super-serious. One actually saw my mom's farmville notices and said she didn't know our family owned a farm.

[Fathom Zero]

Bitches be playing mctBMLUQdsg

[Tadao]

All the teens are gonna have to start a new social network now that Grandma is on Facebook.

[MarioRPG]

Just found out there will a new NBA Jam. Wow.

[Zhukov]

All the teens are gonna have to start a new social network now that Grandma is on Facebook.
Ha, that's probably true. I wouldn't be surprised if facebook released a new facebook to run in tandem with old facebook. Except you have to pay a subscription fee and you get bombarded with more ads. Which is cooler for kids.

[Fathom Zero]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

[kahljorn]

I AM NOW A THOUSAND YEARS OLD :(

[Fathom Zero]

eTosQerWBzU

[kahljorn]

IM SCARED

SHES GONNA KILT MY ASS

[kahljorn]

IM SO HUNGRY ON MY BIRTHDAY :(

[kahljorn]

HOW COME THERE IS FLOATY SHIT IN WINE

[Pentegarn]

Someone needs to inform her she is actually white

In her 'mother fuckin face' if possible

[kahljorn]

IS THAT ELX? :O

[Zhukov]

heh

[elx]

youtube wont even let me watch the video, but from what i can see she is rather terrifying, it looks like she has no eyeballs :(

[kahljorn]

SHE HAS EYEBALLS I THINK ITS A BROW RIDGE WHICH SHE LACKS :(

I HAVE BIRTHDAY INSOMNIA :(

[Zhukov]

Yes, yes, happy birthday.

[kahljorn]

GEEZ ZHUKOV WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY SUCK. NOW I HOPE NOBODY WISHES ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVER AGAIN.

[Tadao]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa85/work_sucks/pic-shark-guad2big.jpg

[kahljorn]

I DONT WANT IT

BUT THANK YOU

im gonna try to fall asleep now :(

[Kitsa]

Here's some idiocy from my bank.

I have a loan through the bank, right? It's like a line of credit, every month without exception I pay the balance online. I know it goes through because it shows up immediately. Every month, without exception, they send me a "payment coupon" and envelope AFTER the balance is paid so that I can pay it.

So I figure this is a waste of paper, envelope, postage two ways, etc. So when I had something else to do I told the teller that I pay my balance online and don't need the payment coupons, so could the bank please not send them to me. She just blinked at me and told me it happens automatically, no one can stop it and "just shred it because your account information is all over it."

Whatever, I figured she didn't know what she was talking about so I call their corporate helpline 800#. And THAT guy tells me that I can request not to get the paper stuff, and he can put it in the computer, but it "usually never" works and that the stuff will come to me anyway, and when it does just shred it.

This is a bank that goes on at length about its magnificent cost-saving bs and going green and e-statements and so on. I guess as long as they want to waste paper and postage, I'll just keep shredding it.

:/ wasteful.

[Tadao]

I'm sure she hid Happy Birthday Kahl in there somewhere. It's probably in code.

[Kitsa]

if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.

So I guess that there's the gift.

[Esuohlim]

HAPPY KAHLDAY BIRTHJORN >:

[Colonel Flagg]

kahl birth hap day py jorn

[executioneer]

happy jappy birthday, eat a thing and enjoy a fine mind altering substance

[kahljorn]

dang kitsa :(

thanks guys. and thanks willie im getting fucked up right now :D im doin it TADAO STYLE :O :O

i ate the rest of my brownie though the other day and it mostly just made me sleepy :(

[Tadao]

hizzy?

[kahljorn]

haha yea. I don't think ive ever been this high before :O

feels more like I'm stoned than I'm up. i still got a bunch of other shit to do too :O

between this and comic-con ive had such an awesome birthday :D

[Grislygus]

KAHLJORN MY MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY BE HAPPY THEN PUKE AND THEN BE HAPPY AGAIN

[kahljorn]

I LOVE PUKING AND BEING A JERK THEN BEING HAPPY AFTERWARDS

ALTHOUGH WHEN I DO THIS SHIT I BECOME IMMUNE TO THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL :O

[captain516]

Happy Birthday you jerk

[kahljorn]

thanks :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy birthday to the both of you Kahl. Sorry I missed it yesterday.

[Zhukov]

if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.

So I guess that there's the gift.
:lol

Oh yeah, Kitsa, my bank told me they can stop sending paper in the mail, and they did, but then I found out a few months later that they were charging me money NOT to send out my statement every month. $2 a month online fee.

[The Leader]

I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS WONDERFUL KAHL

[Babs]

and a fine girthday to you

[Grislygus]

BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT

GOD I NEEDED THIS

[Grislygus]

until it viciously and inevitably stomps on my face, the world is my oyster

[Colonel Flagg]

Conga Rats, Grislyguy. :)

[Dimnos]

http://pages.prodigy.net/dml103/slam/congarat.gif

[Kitsa]

Zhukov: so all banks are stupid.

I'mma make cookies. Happy Belated birthday to Kahl and conga-rats to Grisly.

[Esuohlim]

BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT

GOD I NEEDED THIS

COLLEGE

:ROLL :EYES

[kahljorn]

thanks guys :)

ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill.

i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten :(

[Tadao]

WAY TO PEAK OUT AT AN EARLY AGE! :tear

[kahljorn]

what does that mean? :(

am i going to die

TADAO WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND DO A BUNCH OF METH

[Tadao]

If ever I'm in a situation where smoking a cup of meth is acceptable again, IT'S A DATE

[kahljorn]

:lol alright

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

thanks guys :)

ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill.

i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten :(


DID YOU SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM THERE?

[Babs]

WERE YOU BAKED

[kahljorn]

i did so much meth that i got unhigh it was crazy. also i smoked a bunch of pot and did some xanax and oxycontin later in the.. nextmorning :(

i know i ended up reading some of the bible somehow which i guess was caused by the meth :lol

[Dimnos]

I quit taking pills. They kept fucking up my high.

[kahljorn]

lol what do you get high on?

i think the best pills to get high on are vicodin and ativan :(

[Tadao]

The only pills that get me high are Oxy and E.

[Tadao]

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[Tadao]

Scadoo