I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

:( thats turrible :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Almost homeless? Well I've been there kiddo, it's no walk in the park yessiree. I personally can't believe I made it without my five cycle baths.

PS: I don't mean this as an attack. ;(

[Fathom Zero]

I've already been once before. It happens. :\ That one's a funny story, though - one that involves attempted murder, divorce, and fleeing from the police. :lol

I can't stress enough the importance of having good friends and a close family. Everybody needs help sometimes and you need to be there for them as much as you may need them to be there for you, much as it disgusts me to say something that sappy.

[Zomboid]

Oh, you were serious.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

[Fathom Zero]

I'll have a picture for you in a minute, Grislygumps, in case you see this. I had to find a cord for my scanner.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh, you were serious.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

:lol

:picklehat

:tear

[Rongi]

Oh man FZ

Oh man I feel like a dick for making a stupid joke at your expense :(

I'm sorry man

[Sam]

I regret nothing.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd feel bad if you didn't.

[Esuohlim]

Well I've been there kiddo, it's no walk in the park yessiree.

MORE LIKE IT'S NOTHING BUT WALKS IN THE PARK :lol

[Sam]

MORE LIKE IT'S NOTHING BUT WALKS IN THE PARK :lol

WALKINGS AND SLEEPINGS AND BATHING IN THE FOUNTAININGS

[Grislygus]

FATHOM I HARDLY THINK THAT A SCANNER CORD IS YOUR TOP PRIORITY

[Wiffles]

you homeless guys should try living in a car.. Extra points if you have a van...

Get free internet in the library or whenever you get a signal. Take showers in gyms and dont need to worry bout rent =>

[Fathom Zero]

wifflys you're so silly

:lol

[Shyandquietguy]

Every day is a night with the stars!

[executioneer]

it's like going camping all the time!

[Esuohlim]

A friend of mine lived in her car for almost two straight weeks after her lease was up. She absolutely loved it. She went to work, spent her evenings in the library, and parked in the corner of a giant commuter lot to sleep. She took showers in a residence hall community bathroom and lived on Jimmy Johns sandwiches.

[Wiffles]

yeah it isnt that bad.. honestly, anyone should at least try it once

[Fathom Zero]

A friend of mine lived in her car for almost two straight weeks after her lease was up. She absolutely loved it. She went to work, spent her evenings in the library, and parked in the corner of a giant commuter lot to sleep. She took showers in a residence hall community bathroom and lived on Jimmy Johns sandwiches.

All of that was actually my plan when I go back to school.

[kahljorn]

get on fnancial aid at school dude. that would help with rent :(

goto the welfare office, especially if you become homeless. They have programs to help you get back into a place.
They also have rent assistance.

[Fathom Zero]

Don Carlson sent me a message on Youtube expressing his deepest sympathies.

It's extremely uncomfortable for me to receive pity or well-wishes of people because of my circumstances. You've all made me feel like shit.

How can you live with yourselves?

[Fathom Zero]

Just found out definitively that I won't be going to school this semester. Woohoo!

[Kitsa]

life can really kick you in the balls sometimes :( I'd send money if I had any, if that means anything.

[Fathom Zero]

I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENTS

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Hey FZ, let's see a pic of you mom. Maybe something can be worked out. ;)

[Fathom Zero]

There's one lying around the internet. I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOUR INTERNET DETECTIVE SKILLS TO FIND IT.

[Tadao]

too lazy :(

[Tadao]

I know one thing people overlook is food banks. 1 person can get a weeks worth of food a month with their SS#. If there are more than 1 food banks you can go to each one once a month.

[Fathom Zero]

We do that. Some of the stuff you get there's pretty scary, though, like the blank aluminum can with the words "PORK & WATER PRODUCT" stamped on it. :lol

The canned peaches are delicious, to be honest. But it's hard to do peaches wrong.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I used to walk to the food bank with my army backpack. I'd go though the bags as soon as I got them and re-donate the crazy ass shit they give you. :eek

[Kitsa]

I tried to donate to a soup kitchen once, and the priest was a sarcastic bastard because he thought it was a small amount of stuff. I'd saved and saved and bought nice stuff from Sam's because I know that people donate some crazy shit. So I had like one case of spaghetti noodles and one of those flats of Prego spaghetti sauce and something else, and he was an ass to me and I decided not to do it again.

But at least whoever went there got a couple of meals of name brand stuff.

[Tadao]

Kitsa : Is the place you live in a magnet for fucktards, or are you an overly critical self loathing paranoid manic depressive?

Take it how you want, the thing is, you have steadily become more and more chaotic.

[Zomboid]

No shit. MY GOOD DEED WAS SULLIED BY SOMEONE'S CURTNESS!

FZ, BRAW, the basement flooded at my mom's house, and some of my old stuff got ruined :(. My old N64 games are destroyed. I know how you feel in these harsh times.

[Sam]

Did the priest try to molest your child?

[Kitsa]

no molestation, the priest was just an asshole, and the deed stands regardless of what the asshole did. More of an anecdote than anything, although a priest being a total asshat is hardly news.

I think it's a combination of the fucktard thing and of me hating people more and becoming more of a recluse with every fucktard I encounter.

Edit: my major problem with that whole situation was that they demanded that the priest be there to "recieve" it when I just wanted to drop it off and be done with it.

Fucktard being a relative term and applicable to anyone who isn't yourself because by GOD you are a fucking paragon of wisdom and intellect etc etc etc.

[Tadao]

So, my buddy of 30 years has a tutle blog. :rolleyes

Givemhellbrah

http://mail2world.com/blog/ninjaturtle@mail2samurai.com

[Kitsa]

he's YOUR buddy.

[Tadao]

yeah, we grew up together he needs a kick in the balls

[Supafly345]

hJ2PbwG4Tzo

[Fathom Zero]

That's my friend's favorite video ever. :lol

[k0k0]

When I was homeless, I hopped in the food stamp line. It only took a couple weeks and I was able to go into stores and use my food stamps to get food. Well, here it's called a lonestar card, but same deal.

As for places to stay, there's always places being built and worked on. Of course that'll get you trespassing if you're not fast enough to run when you're discovered. I didn't like sleeping in a park or anything. There's shelters here to sleep at but you gotta get there early to get a room each night.

[HickMan]

I'm moving to Austin in a year. I'll be joining you in abandoned buildings.

[ItalianStereotype]

when you move here, come down to san antonio and visit me. we can eat tacos y burritos.

[Tadao]

y Pace Picante Sauce

[Fathom Zero]

http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/beef_tacos_de_lengua/

:yum

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No shit. MY GOOD DEED WAS SULLIED BY SOMEONE'S CURTNESS!

FZ, BRAW, the basement flooded at my mom's house, and some of my old stuff got ruined :(. My old N64 games are destroyed. I know how you feel in these harsh times.


:( :( :(

RIP CONKERS, REVENGE AND SMASH BROTHERS.

I'm only assuming you had these games and that they were destroyed by mother nature.

[Rongi]

You guys I moved to college today

It's raining hard as fuck so I'm just stuck in my dorm and no one else is here

This kind of sucks so far

[Tadao]

Wait till you try to find a job based on your educational expertise. :lol

[Rongi]

I majored in something good though! Neuroscience! The world needs neurologists, they don't need creative writing majors

Oh who am I kidding I'm probably going to be just as broke as all y'all ;(

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Will you get pussy?

[Rongi]

idk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

[Sam]

I majored in something good though! Neuroscience! The world needs neurologists, they don't need creative writing majors

Oh who am I kidding I'm probably going to be just as broke as all y'all ;(

I AIN'T BROKE, FUCK YOU.

YOU BROKE CUZ YOU ALWAYS GETTIN' MUGGED AND BUYING DUCKS, BITCH.

[Rongi]

lol did you major in creative writing?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEGREE? :lol

[Rongi]

Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

[b_squared]

It's your accent.

[Tadao]

or your small penis

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

You got dat swagga.

[Kitsa]

I majored in something good though! Neuroscience! The world needs neurologists, they don't need creative writing majors

Oh who am I kidding I'm probably going to be just as broke as all y'all ;(


It worked for me! I mean, the going to medschool and being broke part.

Maybe Rankeri's doing better.

[Colonel Flagg]

I think Ranny is still in school - probably why he hasn't been around.

Hard science did right by me. I get no respect, but I do OK for myself. :\

[Esuohlim]

Wait till you try to find a job based on your educational expertise. :lol

Was this a slight at me you cunt

Rongi take it from me I double-majored in engineering and astrophysics and I'm working at a deli making minimum wage right now! :lol

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

Life's so fucked!

[elx]

at least you don't work at gamestop milhouse :(

[kahljorn]

i dont have a job and i im only taking one unit this semester and I'm a success!

i only have like two classes till i graduate and i cant get into any of them :(

[k0k0]

So I was at the hospital tonight due to not being able to eat for 4 days and barely keeping down liquids. The thing that pisses me off is that there was this really attractive nurse who came in and I talked and joked with her a bit. Next time she came in to change my IV, she had kind of made herself up a bit. So I took that as a clue. We talked more, then after I got enough fluids to feel decent, she gave me my information and walked me to the waiting room. She rubbed my back as she said goodbye. I totally should have asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, but I wussed out. She was way too hot and I'm not used to dating girls who look like her. I'll stick with the 6's and 7's.

[Esuohlim]

YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED SOME FLUIDS TOO

[Grislygus]

God fucking damn it, at least you guys are still up. Also screw you, milhouse for beating me to the punch

About fluids.

[Esuohlim]

This place is dead as shit tonight

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/hopkins2.jpg

[Grislygus]

God, it feels good to re-use old mspaint jokes

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Milhouse.png

I FEEL ALIVE

[Esuohlim]

^^^^^ ZUGGA ZUGGA

[Grislygus]

IN-JOKE LOL

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT CEPT THE COOL KIDS





AT ONE AM IN THE MORNING

[Fathom Zero]

funny it's 3:17 here

[Grislygus]

Kahl, SAY SOMETHING

eight beers in, and I'm not buzzed enough to sleep. I don't WANT to drink four more cans of fucking rolling rock, so I've got an hour to kill

[Esuohlim]

As opposed to one PM in the morning? :rolleyes :rolleyes

MORE LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING >:

Where Pub is it's like 5pm September 7th :reuseoldjokes

[Grislygus]

AT LEAST MILHOUSE AN FATHOM'S IN A TALKATIVE MOOD


KHAL


So shit, seriously despite your aversion to sympathy FZ, your potential homelessness sucks and I offer my condolences :(

[Fathom Zero]

start up synchtube with your bitch ass

[Esuohlim]

eight beers in, and I'm not buzzed enough to sleep. I don't WANT to drink four more cans of fucking rolling rock, so I've got an hour to kill

ROLLING ROCK, HAHA

ARE YOU ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD?

[Fathom Zero]

We got good news a few days ago. Chances are very likely now that I won't be - in the long term, at least.

[Fathom Zero]

JESUS CHRIST, MILHOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?

[Grislygus]

:lol that is actually exactly what I thought when I saw rolling rock in a fucking twelve can at Vons


My other options were Tecate, Coors, Miller, and Bud

[Esuohlim]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/2469798.jpg

THIS GAME IS LIKE SUCKING A DICK SHIT USING A COCK FUCK

[Fathom Zero]

that guy is funny because indignant words

[Grislygus]

"GOOD THING I HAVE THE SMOOTH, WATERY TASTE OF AN INFERIOR BEER TO TIDE ME THROUGH MY RAGE AND REPETITIVELY DULL SWEARING"

[Fathom Zero]

esLRlir7eyk

i feel you though, grizzy

[Grislygus]

Seriously, though, I might as well be drinking Aquafina

[Grislygus]

lol sorry fathom, I instantly pressed play but the second I saw the words Matchbox Twenty I paused it


permanently

[Fathom Zero]

Acquire sufficient liquortude

[Grislygus]

"Sufficient liquortude" in my case would end with me spending more damn money tomorrow after the movie and nodding my head in aggressive agreement to the droning melody of Judas Priest's "Love Bites"

and no one wants that to happen

[Fathom Zero]

brah, you're just afraid to have a good time

you's scared

a bitch

[Fathom Zero]

you should just watch the Man From U.N.C.L.E. with me. It's prolly on Netflix or something.

[Grislygus]

YEAH KEEP SAYING THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT SEEING GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S NEW MOVIE TOMORROW NIGHT

WITH THE FIVE OUT OF SEVENTEEN FRIENDS WHO BOTHERED TO ANSWER A GOD DAMNED TEXT MESSAGE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING, ANYWAY

PROBABLY THAT GAY ASS WORLD OF WARCRAFT SHIT

THEY DON'T HAVE JOBS

JHOW DO THEY NOT HAVE JOBS

FUCK THEM >:

[Grislygus]

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT

[Esuohlim]

you should just watch the Man From U.N.C.L.E. with me. It's prolly on Netflix or something.


Cue it up on synchtube, nigga

[Fathom Zero]

I think you're more bitter than you're willing to admit, gumps. :lol

DUDE, WE SHOULD WATCH THE CUBE. I HAVE IT ON DVD.

[elx]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cp=14&gs_id=1r&xhr=t&q=albino+turtles&qe=YWxiaW5vIHR1cnRsZXM&qesig=a5VaRQ2Aai607FrNS16gSA&pkc=AFgZ2tk7YNn3DGLOBFMPdDP6nRNDgm2bKpp9UWil_1tkAW A0bOg67uspqYhItwIbzO7an_fFgxYrjBSKlIN5qfjmureNfItH lg&pq=albino+turtles&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1190&bih=479&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

[Grislygus]

THAT'S LIKE MANPURSES

NO ONE IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY ENGAGES IN THAT SHIT


EXCEPT FAGGOTS

AND KOREAN EUROPEANS WHO ATTEND UCI

[Grislygus]

Cube was an awesome movie :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cp=14&gs_id=1r&xhr=t&q=albino+turtles&qe=YWxiaW5vIHR1cnRsZXM&qesig=a5VaRQ2Aai607FrNS16gSA&pkc=AFgZ2tk7YNn3DGLOBFMPdDP6nRNDgm2bKpp9UWil_1tkAW A0bOg67uspqYhItwIbzO7an_fFgxYrjBSKlIN5qfjmureNfItH lg&pq=albino+turtles&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1190&bih=479&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

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[Fathom Zero]

http://www.synchtube.com/r/yHbC

[elx]

n oooooooooo :( powder

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cp=14&gs_id=1r&xhr=t&q=albino+turtles&qe=YWxiaW5vIHR1cnRsZXM&qesig=a5VaRQ2Aai607FrNS16gSA&pkc=AFgZ2tk7YNn3DGLOBFMPdDP6nRNDgm2bKpp9UWil_1tkAW A0bOg67uspqYhItwIbzO7an_fFgxYrjBSKlIN5qfjmureNfItH lg&pq=albino+turtles&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1190&bih=479&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi#um=1&hl=en&safe=off&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=albino+PEOPLE&oq=albino+PEOPLE&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=18786l19288l0l19528l6l5l0l2l2l1l213l459l0.2 .1l3l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=a5e386367038218c&biw=1066&bih=774
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[Fathom Zero]

Other people can add shit. I need to piss like a race horse.

[elx]

fine :(

[Shrubfest]

I do not understand this 'synchtube' business. Is there Star Trek involved?

[kahljorn]

Kahl, SAY SOMETHING
sup dude, barely here :(

[Fathom Zero]

BEST MOVIE EVER

[Grislygus]

shrub basically we all watch youtube videos at the same time, shenanigans are involved

[Grislygus]

YES. I AGREE


ALSO DAMN IT KHAL, I JUST MISSED YOU

AND MILHOUSE:


MILHOUSK: i'm out of here bitches :pussy
SammyTheSwede: later
undoit: PUSSSSAY
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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CWIS RAWK?
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SammyTheSwede: lol
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
undoit: hah
POOTIE DUN DID IT AGAIN
SammyTheSwede: POOTIE DOO GOOD
undoit added Chopping Mall: Head ...
hah
SammyTheSwede: chpping mall? lol
undoit: wat do now?
undoit added Malay Eagle Owl - Ki...
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undoit: OKAY THEN
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BIRDIE
WHAT
CREEPY AS SHIT
WAT
WHAT
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WHAT
WHAT
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SammyTheSwede: WHAT'
WHAT
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TERROR
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NO WAI
FEAR
ABJECT, ABSOLUTE FEAR
undoit: birdeh
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OH MY GOD NIGHTMARES
undoit added Greg Mirzoyan - Bomb...
This is real cool, though
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[Fathom Zero]

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[k0k0]

Hi,I'm new here.This forum is very interesting that I like it very much. ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT
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[Kitsa]

can you edit, highlight, un-underline?

[k0k0]

For some reason it wouldn't let me do it while I was actually typing it out, but editing it and de-underlining it worked. I was going to edit the last bit of my post about the underline issue, but it would make your post look funny, so I kept it.

[Kitsa]

I appreciate that.

Today one of my best friends, who has terminal cancer, is having a "last party". I wasn't able to make it. She's halfway across the country and I saw her earlier this month so I don't feel -as- horrible, but I still feel pretty bad. I sent flowers for the party. I think I'm basically going to be depressed all day. Really wanted to get up there, but financially it just couldn't happen.

[Rongi]

So far all the friends I've made at Binghamton are total bros who listen to Sublime and smoke weed. But since this school is really hard to get into, they're all really smart and talk about interesting things sometimes!

I'll probably be making sandwiches with you in 3 years, milhouse :(

[Rongi]

So I was at the hospital tonight due to not being able to eat for 4 days and barely keeping down liquids. The thing that pisses me off is that there was this really attractive nurse who came in and I talked and joked with her a bit. Next time she came in to change my IV, she had kind of made herself up a bit. So I took that as a clue. We talked more, then after I got enough fluids to feel decent, she gave me my information and walked me to the waiting room. She rubbed my back as she said goodbye. I totally should have asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, but I wussed out. She was way too hot and I'm not used to dating girls who look like her. I'll stick with the 6's and 7's.

God damnit, k0k0

[Kitsa]

are we talking SUNY?

[Rongi]

yus

[Kitsa]

ah. I know little to nothing about SUNY, just that they had a satellite the next city over from where I went.

I'm sorry about your bros woes. Sublime isn't ALWAYS bad, it just attracts a lot of assholes.

[Esuohlim]

I'll probably be making sandwiches with you in 3 years, milhouse :(

:(

HERE IS SOME WISDOMLY ADVICE: Get an internship before you graduate or you're screwed

[Fathom Zero]

imternship making sandwiches, man

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend was president of some frat there. We visited him there and I tried new things. I had coleslaw for the first and last time ever.

:college

Oh, the new sublime album is terrible if anyone cares. The single is good off it and thats it.

[Fathom Zero]

Sublime still exists?

[Kitsa]

A friend of mine talked about going to their show and I couldn't figure out wtf she was talking about. Then she saidf someone named "Rome" was singing. I didn't know who Rome was either.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah, SUBLIME with rome have a new album. Its just kinda bland. Was going to see them with 311 in Pittsburgh last month but the travel never materialized.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Sublime_with_Rome_-_Yours_Truly.jpeg

[Tadao]

I bet he doesn't even do Heroin. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

not yet at least.

[Dr. Boogie]

He should copyright "Sublime with Rome" so they have to change the name again when he dies.

[stevetothepast]

:\>:

Hi dimnos everybody.

[MattJack]

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/082611/wait.php

[Rongi]

40 OUNCE IN MY LAP AND I'M FREEZIN MY BALLS

[Fathom Zero]

AND REMEMBER FOLKS - IF YOU HAPPEN TO RUN INTO DOROTHY KILGALLEN, MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN YOUR CAR!

[Womti]

okay womti

wait what?

[HickMan]

Ghost, you should probably never go to Pittsburgh. It's possibly the most miserable place on the planet and it's where Satan sends the demons who are mis-behaving.

Just a friendly word of advice.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I liked Pittsburgh when I went. The Andy Warhol musueum was cool to see.

[Fathom Zero]

I love Pittsburgh. Maybe growing up there for a little bit and having so much family colors me, though. I think it's beautiful there, with the rivers and all.

[k0k0]

I wanna go to philly before I die and eat a cheesesteak which will probably make the rest of my trip awful since I'm allergic to wheat, but I want to at least try one.

[Fathom Zero]

Holy shit, Grindhouse came out four years ago.

OH MY GOD, I'M AT THE AGE WHERE I FEEL OLD ABOUT THINGS.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

an ugly phase

[HickMan]

It's okay pops.

I'm just biased agains the 'Burgh because I grew up right in between both Pittsburgh and Cleveland. I mean, neither city is good by any stretch, but I'm more partial to Cleveland when it comes to having a good time. I had a good friend go to Cleveland State so I always had a place to crash. Pittsburgh, every time I tried to have a good time out there, something weird happens.

But this is why I'm moving to Austin when I get out of the Army, where it's actually oh I dunno, enjoyable to live?

Immortal Goat tells me that if I move to Texas I'll start to enjoy country and marry some chick with no teeth. He's so sheltered.

[Sam]

CLEVELAND ALSO HAS A SUPERIOR FOOTBALL TEAM

[HickMan]

Do you know how hard it is being a Browns fan when it's easy enough to just "be like everyone else" and like the Steelers? IT'S FUCKING HARD, BRO

[Sam]

FUCK THAT, BRAH.

STAY STRONG.

[HickMan]

every goddamn day

[Sam]

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN'

[HickMan]

teh gay furry :eek

[Sam]

RED PICKLES ON THE FIELD

[HickMan]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEEEANS

[Esuohlim]

CLEVELAND ROCKS

http://www.friendsofcannabis.com/directory/images/stories/c/drew-carey.gif

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

[Fathom Zero]

I grew up right in between both Pittsburgh and Cleveland.

Oh god, those are the exact same city. I feel so bad for you right now.

But this is why I'm moving to Austin when I get out of the Army, where it's actually oh I dunno, enjoyable to live?

Dude, Texas is where it's at. There's a ton of cool things and cool people here.

[Rongi]

I'MA CHUCK A DEAD BODY ON YA MOTHA FUCKIN LAWN

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We were walking back to our car after a show at the house of blues in cleveland and I happened upon a dead bird in the parking lot. Dead bird as in its head was missing. Like in Dumb and dumber.

[Fathom Zero]

tg6Vv1ZwzQ0

[Colonel Flagg]

Philly is the land of fattening food. :rock

[Rongi]

HOW TO WRITE A SONG BY THE FALL

-Write a catchy bass riff, repeat
-Write a weird guitar riff, repeat
-Krautrock drums
-English guy rants over it

[Fathom Zero]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING

AND IT'S DELICIOUS

[Fathom Zero]

80's Boingo was definitely the best, Milhouse, but the 90's alternative sort of sound they had then was pretty good, too, I thought. And if Danny Elfman's singing, well it can't be that bad. :\ I've got a good remix of Out of Control on my drive.

[Kitsa]

Cleveland is great if you know where to go.

[Pentegarn]

Cleveland is great if you know where to go.

And that would be... away from Cleveland!

ysmLA5TqbIY

[Kitsa]

My Cleveland experience has been about 97% positive. You know, except for some Browns fuckwits.

[Kitsa]

some stupid Ziggy Stardust looking fucker in an orange boa and spiky mylar wig.

[Pentegarn]

Wait you can have a bad experience with Ziggy Stardust? :confused

[Kitsa]

I'm not particularly a Bowie fan. Or a drunk moron Bowie-looking Browns fan's fan.

[Esuohlim]

80's Boingo was definitely the best, Milhouse, but the 90's alternative sort of sound they had then was pretty good, too, I thought. And if Danny Elfman's singing, well it can't be that bad. :\ I've got a good remix of Out of Control on my drive.

I really grew to like their final album over time, but Dark at the End of the Tunnel is filled with the most soothing, safe soft rock tracks ever. It's hard to get into :( Elfman's voice keeps me coming back to it, though

[kahljorn]

danny elfman's daughter wanted my cock

[Sam]

YOU DUN GOOFED.

[Esuohlim]

http://twitter.com/#!/esuohlim

OH THE MEMORIES

[executioneer]

welcome to twitter @esuohlim #wow #whoa

[Esuohlim]

looool

I also found my old Mindsay and it was less of a trip down memory lane and more of a trip down EMBARRASSMENT lane :x

[executioneer]

haha mindsay still exists? the thing that was worse than livejournal and myspace?

edit: oh god and i posted links to dfilm on mine last, christ. too bad THOSE don't work anymore, even though dfilm apparently does still exist

[Esuohlim]

I know I couldn't believe it either. I wrote a lot about my dumb Geocities site and how I got banned from Stripcreator :x

Secrat link (http://babycrusher.mindsay.com) for anyone who still thinks to this day that Cap'n Crunch didn't end up being an alright dude :o

[k0k0]

Hahaha, I had a strip creator thing. Gonna go find it.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/k0k0them0nkey/78052

Looks like I had a whole 10 days of fun with it before it wore off and I decided it was stupid. Looking at my comics, it turns out I was the one who was stupid.

[Aaarg]

so i moved and now i'm just outside of the mountains and it's hot and there are stoplights fucking everywhere and a lot of shitty houses and shitty people and somebody asked me how i felt about this place so far and i did my best to not shout "suuuuuuuuuucks!" and he said something to the effect of "it's a small town and there's nothing to do but you get used to it."

dude fuck you this town is considerably larger than i'd like and i don't want to get used to that.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

And that would be... away from Cleveland!

[youtube]

2ZAG9owBEp0

[kahljorn]

my internet has been fucking up so i tried to get into a chat with a service representative

"My internet is unreliable and I suffer from frequent time outs while surfing the web..." etc. etc.

right when I'm next in line, i get this message,
"Service has been temporarily interrupted"
:lol

[k0k0]

Oh, I forgot one! Willy Beamish was alarming too. I apperceive it was on pc aswell, but I enjoyed it on sega cd because it had articulation.




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This ad bot tried to fool me into thinking he played Willy Beamish, but he just ran my previous post through a thesaurus! And to think I figured these ad bots were coming up with their own witty posts. They're just stealing our posts and turning them weird!

[Sam]

I apperceive it aswell.

[k0k0]

I didn't say it was a good thesaurus.

[LordSappington]

So, I'm definitely quitting my job the instant I have a new one lined up. Any ideas for a LEGAL way to ditch them?
My best idea so far is to wait until I'm closing the deli down, then just leave. That, or hire an opera singer to belt out "I QUIT" for me.

[kahljorn]

its legal to quit anytime i think ;/

just unethical

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just give them 2 weeks notice and ask to train a replacement for them.

I'm sure they know already because they read post # 80431. Then they replied to you with post # 80432.

They sound real mad.

[Colonel Flagg]

Kahl is right. Walk out the door and never come back. Just be sure to never ask them for a reference.

EDIT: And don't expect any severence pay or COBRA benefits. :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm sure they know already because they read post # 80431. Then they replied to you with post # 80432.

They sound real mad.

Translated from Russian, that post reads "WE WILL BURY YOU!" They probably have missiles pointed at your house, too.

[k0k0]

If they weren't dicks to you, don't be a dick to them when you quit. If they were dicks to you, hurl a bottle of urine at the wall in just the right way that it spells out "I quit" and then start eating all of their deli meats as fast as you can before you get tackled. I am guessing you can cram at least 10 turkey slices and 5 ham slices in your mouth hole before it's all over. Don't go for cheese or roast beef, it will just slow you down.

[Esuohlim]

I'm sure they know already because they read post # 80431. Then they replied to you with post # 80432.


:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Aww, the post was erased by that spambot. Now Kalhjorn is the employer.

[k0k0]

I thought khal was the employer all along.

[Colonel Flagg]

Makes more sense - according to the thread, now his missiles are pointed right at Sappy.

Sap - you know what you must do.

[Sam]

JUST HEARD I HAVE TO GO BACK TO FLORIDA IN DECEMBER, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.

Worst state ever. :(

[Shyandquietguy]

What for?

[Colonel Flagg]

Sorry to hear that, Sam. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Big Pete and Little Pete were actually the same person. The show is about a boy struggling to come to terms with adolescence and growing out of childhood. His personality traits are split into two people, Little Pete, who represents his childhood, and Big Pete, who represents growing up. Throughout each episode, Big Pete articulately and rationally narrates the world of the show as seen through the eyes of Little Pete, whose imagination is represented by the surreal elements of the show (e.g. mom's plate picking up radio stations, the ice cream man). Little Pete doesn't want to grow up, and he has his own idealized yet innocent vision of what it means to be an adult, as represented by his independence, and the tattoos on his arms and shoulder, which are actually imaginary.

Artie is actually Pete's imaginary friend that Little Pete eventually has to say goodbye to; the fact that both Petes see him confirms that they are indeed the same person. Each episode shows Little Pete taking on some aspect of childhood, living the simple life of a kid as Big Pete tries to come to terms with his coming of age. The two are constantly at odds as Big Pete tries to grow up while Little Pete fights with Big Pete trying to keep him on the same level of childhood that he sees the world in.

[Esuohlim]

This place is dead as shit. What the fuck people it's a goddamned Tuesday night

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would have been on last night, but I had to start work at 7am in now time.

The only thing I would ever purposely wake up for at 7am was to watch Samurai Pizza Cats and Sailor Moon :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

JUST HEARD I HAVE TO GO BACK TO FLORIDA IN DECEMBER, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.

Worst state ever. :(

I am sorry for your loss.

[Aaarg]

when i see people throw a cigarette butt out their car window it really makes me want to rear-end them.

[Tadao]

I would have been on last night red pickling Babs but he sent me a "Why can't you love me" PM and then told on me. Now I can't blindly red pickle people I hate anymore or I will be banned.

[Tadao]

reluctant props to ThrashO for being a man. :(

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JC-why.jpg

[k0k0]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JC-why.jpg

I just got blinded by a portly fellow and now I think he's dancing like Rick Astley at me.

[MLE]

The modern rick roll :posh

[Aaarg]

who am i looking at, here?

who will i be dreaming about tonight?

[Tadao]

IT'S A SECRET

[Tadao]

:posh

[Mockery]

I would have been on last night red pickling Babs but he sent me a "Why can't you love me" PM and then told on me. Now I can't blindly red pickle people I hate anymore or I will be banned.
Same goes for anybody else on the forums. Stalking people with red pickles is not gonna happen.

And speaking of being banned, since more thread derailment attempts were made, I regret to inform you all that Womti will not be joining in the conversations on these forums for at least 3 months.

Please try to find a way to carry on. :boohoo

[Colonel Flagg]

:tear

[k0k0]

8/31/2011 - Womti, Never Forget*




*To search the dumpsters behind the bagel shop.

[Tadao]

Same goes for anybody else on the forums. Stalking people with red pickles is not gonna happen.

And speaking of being banned, since more thread derailment attempts were made, I regret to inform you all that Womti will not be joining in the conversations on these forums for at least 3 months.

Please try to find a way to carry on. :boohoo

At least I got to blindly red pickle you and put you in the red for a couple of days. I'm fair and balanced about my dickyness. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Womti
Looks to the screen
Reflections of the face that pains his memories
Some crappy some bad
Thinking of childish pranks that got him banned
He lived happliy forever in his fantasies
But somehow missed out on his pickles so green
And we'll try the best that we can
To CAAAAAAARRRRRY ON!

[Grislygus]

Big Pete and Little Pete were actually the same person. The show is about a boy struggling to come to terms with adolescence and growing out of childhood. His personality traits are split into two people, Little Pete, who represents his childhood, and Big Pete, who represents growing up. Throughout each episode, Big Pete articulately and rationally narrates the world of the show as seen through the eyes of Little Pete, whose imagination is represented by the surreal elements of the show (e.g. mom's plate picking up radio stations, the ice cream man). Little Pete doesn't want to grow up, and he has his own idealized yet innocent vision of what it means to be an adult, as represented by his independence, and the tattoos on his arms and shoulder, which are actually imaginary.

Artie is actually Pete's imaginary friend that Little Pete eventually has to say goodbye to; the fact that both Petes see him confirms that they are indeed the same person. Each episode shows Little Pete taking on some aspect of childhood, living the simple life of a kid as Big Pete tries to come to terms with his coming of age. The two are constantly at odds as Big Pete tries to grow up while Little Pete fights with Big Pete trying to keep him on the same level of childhood that he sees the world in.

what
NO

[Grislygus]

Next you'll tell me the bus driver was never really stuck at the red light. I don't want to know, internet! I don't want to know

OH NO I HOPE MY GORLFRIEND DOESNT READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN A "PICKLE" - GRAPHICAL REPRESANTATION OF MESSAGEBOARD "REPUTATION' ON THE I-MOCKERY-DOT-COM FORUM SYSTEM

DELIVERED BY YOUR PENIS

[Pentegarn]

Same goes for anybody else on the forums. Stalking people with red pickles is not gonna happen.

And speaking of being banned, since more thread derailment attempts were made, I regret to inform you all that Womti will not be joining in the conversations on these forums for at least 3 months.

Please try to find a way to carry on. :boohoo

I am going to blindly green pickle this. Plus I now have 3 months to write more "ha ha you're a homeless fuckwad" jokes

[Pentegarn]

Womti
Looks to the screen
Reflections of the face that pains his memories
Some crappy some bad
Thinking of childish pranks that got him banned
He lived happliy forever in his fantasies
But somehow missed out on his pickles so green
And we'll try the best that we can
To CAAAAAAARRRRRY ON!

Womti's banned away
Womti's banned away
Womti's banned away babeeeeeee

[Colonel Flagg]

:salute

[Tadao]

But without Womti, Pent won't have the balls to stand up to anyone here. :(

[k0k0]

Maybe Don Carlson, clay animator and possible grand dragon will come back and fill in for womti for a few months.

[Aaarg]

Well if Portland animator Don Carlson is nearby, I'm not so sure Womti will be able to return, if you catch my drift.

If you don't catch my drift, I'm saying that Pram Maven will likely skin and murder Womti. In that order.

[Shyandquietguy]

And Don Carlson, the animator from Portland, will tuck Womti's penis skin between his legs as he prances around in front of his victim

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't believe you guys are such assholes. <3

[Zhukov]

Speaking of poverty; I'm just checking in here from the State Library, since my internet is down for the time being.

Things that have happened: Not a lot.

Oh, I did finally do it with a Lesbian Roller Derby girl. They call me 'The Remedy' (can cure any queerness) now. She chained me up and beat me, but I didn't mind it. My only problem now is how to get her out of my flat and stop eating my food.

See you next month for an update that nobody cares about!

[Sam]

OH ZHUKOV, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I WANNA FUCK A LESBIAN :(

[Sam]

I JUST WANNA FUCK :(

[Esuohlim]

I BLAME THAT COCKBLOCKING HURRICANE

[Zomboid]

So, what's the deal with the red pickles? Did too many people bitch to Mockery and he got worried about losing the (unfunny, offensively lame) devout supporters like Nick?

[Zomboid]

Maaaan. I don't know what I ate that could be causing this, but I feel like I'm about to beer puke out of my ass.

And I haven't had beer in days!

[Mockery]

So, what's the deal with the red pickles?
Nick didn't complain at all actually. When Chojin originally suggested implementing it, I told him from the start that I was concerned that people would "stalk" certain users with the negative pickle ratings - which is really no different than replying to them in every single thread.

When I heard that the stalking had been taking place from multiple users, I started checking out some feedback left and a lot of it was simply because they didn't like the person - no good advice, no good reasons... just a lot of useless vitrol.

So yeah, the pickle ranking system was already on shaky ground to begin with, and if that kind of shit continues, I'll be happy to get rid of it since this was just a trial run to see how people would react to it.

[Aaarg]

but giving red pickles seems less destructive to the overall quality of the boards than replying negatively to one person in every thread you can find. also with no red pickles all of kitsa's work was for naught.

for naught!!!!!

[Zomboid]

I wouldn't care if it was gone, but Aaarg actually has a point; I think that, barring the "stalking" thing, it could actually help to cut down on random fights.

[Shrubfest]

I thought fights were one of the cornerstones of the forum?

[Tadao]

FUCK YOU SHRUB

[Shrubfest]

FUCK YOU BUNNY BUMMER

[Tadao]

BITCH, I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE TIT

[Otto]

Well, that ten-day stint in a mental hospital certainly wasn't fun. I don't feel any better and now I owe them around a thousand dollars because my shitty fly-by-night health insurance provider decided a failed suicide attempt wasn't grounds to pay for my stay at the nuthouse.

[Shrubfest]

TADAO, COME AT ME. I WEAR MY BATTLE SCARS WITH PRIDE.

HOPE YOUR KNIFE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK THOUGH, ELSE IT'LL BARELY SCRATCH.

[Sam]

SHRUB

[Kitsa]

I'm sorry you had an issue, Otto :(

Aaarg, I had no idea wtf you were talking about at first. I was like, my work? Then I remembered the pickle experiment. Ohyesright.

[b_squared]

4.2 shaker just a couple of mins ago here in Southern cali. Closer to home than work. My kids called and said the cat fell off the cat tree hissing on the way down.

[Shrubfest]

SHRUB


SAM?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well, that ten-day stint in a mental hospital certainly wasn't fun. I don't feel any better and now I owe them around a thousand dollars because my shitty fly-by-night health insurance provider decided a failed suicide attempt wasn't grounds to pay for my stay at the nuthouse.

I'm glad you are out of the nuthouse.

4.2 shaker just a couple of mins ago here in Southern cali. Closer to home than work. My kids called and said the cat fell off the cat tree hissing on the way down.

I'm glad your cat is out of the cathouse

SAM?

I'm glad you are going to SAM's house.

[Tadao]

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR HAIR ANYWAY? DOES YOUR HUSBAND HAVE A THING FOR LITTLE DUTCH BOYS?

[Tadao]

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/nooo-george-lucas-makes-more-changes-original-trilogy-191605319.html

[Shrubfest]

NO HE HATES IT. I AM NOT RESTRICTED BY MY HUSBAND.

DO YOU MAKE YOUR WIFE CONFORM TO YOUR STANDARDS BY BEATING HER WITH YOUR CRUTCHES?

[Pentegarn]

But without Womti, Pent won't have the balls to stand up to anyone here. :(

Just more like there's nobody around here that pisses me off to that level

[Tadao]

IF MY WIFE'S DOESN'T DO WHAT I SAY I USE HER AS A CRUTCH. IF MY WIFE CUT HER HAIR INTO THAT HIDEOUS MESS, I WOULD SHAVE IT OFF WHILE SHE BLOWS ME.

STUPID WOMEN ALWAYS TRYING TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES.

[Zomboid]

Tadao is right about a few things:

Shrub's hair, Pent's balls, and uppity women.

GROW THAT SHIT TO AT LEAST SHOULDER LENGTH, SHRUB! FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

[Rongi]

dogs, i'm drinking a labatt blue in my gym shorts watching my roommate play nhl 2k12

i am well aware of how gay that sounds

COLLEGE

[Pentegarn]

:pagebrak

Tadao is right about a few things:

Shrub's hair, Pent's balls, and uppity women.

GROW THAT SHIT TO AT LEAST SHOULDER LENGTH, SHRUB! FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Yeah but thanks to him I have to get the clerk to buy propane and sudafed so who cares what he thinks :lol