I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[executioneer]

7999 omg omg omg

[executioneer]

8000 WINNER!!!!

[Big McLargehuge]

I refuse to endorse this

[executioneer]

i'll report you to the ocmmisioner >:

[Esuohlim]

I've got 10000 you wait and see >:

[executioneer]

JUST YOU WAIT 'ENRY 'IGGINS

[Marine]

Get a job...

[pjalne]

Hey, how's that Castlevania fanfic coming along?

[executioneer]

who are you telling to get a job, fourteen

[Marine]

Hey, how's that Castlevania fanfic coming along?
its done since long

[pjalne]

That's good to hear! here's somemore fan fiction for you since you like it that much!

----------------

Hillary went downstairs to her private library. It was 11:30 at night. Nobody was awake, except for the ever-present security guards. She wore a white nighty, long enough to hang just past her creamy white thighs.

"Good evening, Bob" she said to one agent at the door.

"Good evening, Mrs. Clinton," Bob said in his most serious voice. He knew a couple of important facts, and she knew he knew. So Bob was treated nicely.

In the library was young Chelsea. She wore a green teddy. Her pert nipples strained at the fabric, and her hairy bush tried so very hard to reach past the bottom of the fabric. When the door of the library opened, she turned to see her mother walk in.

"Good evening, Mother," Chelsea almost giggled.

"How many times have I told you to be more serious? You are a proper young lady," Hillary responded.

Chelsea walked up to her mother and gave her a soft kiss on the cheek.

"Mom, what are you doing up?" Chelsea often spent late nights in the library, reading and preparing to rule the world when she was older.

"I just decided to take a walk," her Mother responded. "The real question is, 'What are you doing here?'"

Chelsea then decided to tell her mom something -- something that had been on her mind for a long time.

"Mom, I so often feel all alone here. I am becoming a young woman, don't you think?"

"Oh, yes, darling, you are a very attractive, vivacious young thing," Hillary said enthusiastically.

"Mom, I don't feel as though I will ever get to know anyone, or, well, kiss anyone, while I'm here. And its going to be another four years! I don't know if I will be able to take it."

Hillary leaned over to Chelsea and gave her a gentle hug. When she did, her breasts accidentially rubbed against the pert, large nipples of her only daughter. For just a minute, their eyes locked. Then Hillary made a decision. She leaned over and kissed her daughter. Not a gentle, motherly kiss -- but a real, passion-filled kiss. At first their lips just touched, as Chelsea was unaware of what was happening. Then Hillary moved her tongue to Chelsea's lips, forcing them apart.

"MOM!! What are you doing?!??" Chelsea almost screamed.

Hillary simply took her daughter by the hand and led her to the couch. Without a word, she again leaned over to kiss her teenage girl. This time, Hillary placed her warm hand against Chelsea's exposed thigh. The juices began to run in the young girl's slit. A feeling she never felt before began to overtake the girl -- and she liked it. Her mother's tongue in her mouth! Who would imagine how good it could feel...

Chelsea slowly reached out and touched her mother's breast.

"That's it, darling, take it -- touch it, feel it. I want you to love it," Hillary breathed.

Things began to move much more quickly. Hillary reached over and lifted Chelsea's green teddy off of her. Chelsea was now naked. She was not cold, but warm with excitement. Her entire body tingled at the touch of her mom's fingers. Hillary moved her hands slowly down her daughter's breasts, admiring their size, pleased at their firmness. Then she bent down and began sucking on her teen's nipples.

"Oh, Gaaad, Mom, that's unbelievable," Chelsea moaned. She could not believe what was happening, but was far too excited to ask her mom to stop.

"I want you to touch me," Hillary said. She guided her daughter's hand to her wet pussy. Chelsea felt the moist juices of her mother's cunt. Curiously, she lifted her fingers to her mouth and tasted her mother's pussy juice. That fueled her desire for more. Ravenously she leaned down and began to lick her mothers legs. Without really knowing what she was doing she began kissing her mother's cunt, frenching it like a mouth. That drove Hillary deeper into passion. Hillary stuck her finger in her mouth and began to rub Chelsea's ass. She then drove her finger into her daughter's asshole, fingering in and out while rubbing the young girl's clit with her thumb.

"Mom, mom, this feels so good. You are fucking me, mom, you are fucking your own fuckin daughter. I want to cum, mom. I want you to make me cum." Chelsea began to breathe very hard. Hillary continued to rub her daughter's clit and finger her anus.

"Chelsea, move up," Hillary commanded. Chelsea slid so that her cunt was now over her mother's mouth. Hillary began to lick her daughter, driving her tongue deep into the virgin cunt.

"Oh, Mom, I'm cumming.... Ohh, Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I cummmmmmmmmmmmiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chelsea yelled as her body writhed in a massive orgasm.

"I want you to pee on me," Hillary said as Chelsea was in the midst of a massive orgasm. "Pee on me now!"

Chelsea let loose with a flood of yellow urine, pouring out of her and into her mother's waiting mouth. Her pee drenched Hillary's face and hair, covering her with the salty liquid. Hillary gulped as quickly as she could, turned on to the fact that her teenage daughter was peeing all over her face. Her own fingers had been working their magic on her clit, and as the pee came pouring into her open, hungry mouth, Hillary's body shook with the biggest orgasm of her life. She also loosened her bladder, peeing on herselt. Chelsea leaned backwards and twisted her body to drink her mother's yellow juice.

Finally, they turned to one another and kissed, each tasting their own urine and cum juices.

This was the first of many future encounters.

THE END

[Sam]

pjalne I think I love you. :(

[pjalne]

Then I want you to pee on me.

[Sam]

I'm glad someone does.

[pjalne]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII''''''''''''mmmmmmmmmmmmm ccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmiiiiiiinn nnnnnnnngggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Esuohlim]

Hey who is hotbutteredfunk because according to his blog (http://hotbutteredfunk.mindsay.com/) he is feeling "esuohlim" :(

[Esuohlim]

Sometimes I like to look up my name on Google to see if the rest of the Internet talks about me behind my back.

http://img16.paintedover.com/uploads/16/rusults.gif

They do. :(

[Marine]

That's good to hear! here's somemore fan fiction for you since you like it that much!

my fan fiction is nothing like that!

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Rongi]

did that fan fic get anyone else all hot and bothered?

[HickMan]

no >:

[Esuohlim]

tomorrow is my forums birthday i'm a big boy :(

[executioneer]

mommy wow i'm a big kid now

[beoulve913]

Testing avatar =]

[Mr. Vagiclean]

that fan fic gave me a headache and a hard on

[pjalne]

I actually think there are two sequels.

[Rongi]

ew i got a mental image of a threesome between her, hillary, and bill

[Emu]

hey rongi i like your avatar :)

[beoulve913]

Stairway to heaven is a god.

[executioneer]

nah

[beoulve913]

nah

I bet you listen to techno =[

[Karl Hungus]

please fuck off.

[nothing4buddha]

nah

I bet you listen to techno =[

shoo go back to general blabber

[beoulve913]

=O that was mean, seeing how I didnt even start that thread =[

[Emu]

no, but you fucking ruined it. this thread was awesome before you.

[Emu]

DOUBLE POST MADNESS

[executioneer]

nah

I bet you listen to techno =[

how much do you wanna bet i'll give you great odds

[executioneer]

like 1000 to 1!

[beoulve913]

Lol.

[executioneer]

seriously if by "stairway to heaven is a god" you mean "stairway to heaven is the most heavily overrated song in the history of songs" then we are in agreement

[executioneer]

i like Kashmir better

[executioneer]

I like Ramble On better

[executioneer]

I like Gallows Pole better

[beoulve913]

Its only underrated by people with no musical taste. >:

[executioneer]

I like Immigrant song way way more

[beoulve913]

Gallows pole sure is a chunk of pure ownage.

[executioneer]

Its only underrated by people with no musical taste. >:

bzzt wrong

[beoulve913]

Song is amazing, its also amazing that he wrote it while on acid :/

[Big Papa Goat]

lol drugs
faggot

[Big McLargehuge]

one time i posted on i-mockery when i was on drugs :eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[executioneer]

the devil you say :eek

[Karl Hungus]

this page is dedicated to GADZOOKS, may your soul find rest in the afterlife.

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goodnight sweet prince.

[Matt Harty]

beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913 beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913 beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913 beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913 beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913 beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913 beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913beoulve913

[HickMan]

I know we had our differences, GADZOOKS, but I do love you. I will never foreget the wonderful time we had together at the Golden Globe's.

[Matt Harty]

hey hickman

[HickMan]

hey matt

[Rongi]

ugh i hate the fact that i like led zeppelin so much. seriously like every other led zeppelin fan is a total faggot.

and for the record stairway to heaven can suck my black cock. the best led zeppelin song is trampled underfoot, faggots.

[HickMan]

Led Zepplin was ruined for me ;(

[Rongi]

is this thread title a reference to the meaning of life, the monty python movie?

[Karl Hungus]

http://www.vothphoto.com/gallery/Moments/images/Airline%20Inferno.jpg

[executioneer]

is this thread title a reference to the meaning of life, the monty python movie?

si senior

[The Retro Kat]

I like Houses of the Holy Alot.

SO apparently a lot of straight people hate gayes. I had no idea.

[Emu]

actually a lot of straight men hate gay men. straight women love gay men. and most men love gay women, as long as they are in photo pictures on the interweb

[ScruU2wice]

what happened to gadzooks?

[Emu]

he ended the internet

[Rongi]

houses of the holy is my favorite LZ album.

[Esuohlim]

Gadzooks didn't even say goodbye to me I thought we were good Internet friends >:

[Esuohlim]

I can't believe I've clicked the "Add Reply" button on this board 6958 times :(

[Rongi]

milhouse wanna play tic tac toe

[Emu]

I can't believe I've clicked the "Add Reply" button on this board 6958 times :(

some of those were the "quote" button

[Esuohlim]

milhouse wanna play tic tac toe

I GO FIRST!

http://img16.paintedover.com/uploads/16/tictactoe1.gif

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/gmbc-TaraLipinskiHollywoodSquares-077.jpg

I'LL TAKE TARA LIPINSKI TO BLOCK!

[Mad Melvin]

God will make you pay for each post that cant be found. :meaningoflifereferencewithatwist

[Rongi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/MarvelVsCapcom/unfa.jpg

oh whoops let me fix that!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/MarvelVsCapcom/tictacuhoh.jpg

oh sh*t! i'm not very good at tic tac toe guys :(

[Sam]

I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

[Rongi]

isnt that the pregnant girl that was killed by that guy.

[Sam]

SEE I KNEW IT. >:

[Rongi]

wait that was lacy peterson

[Sam]

OKAY I'LL ADMIT IT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TARA LIPINSKI IS. >:

[Rongi]

ROGER WATERS CAN SUCK THE SHIT OFF OF MY DICK

[Esuohlim]

she was the ice skater that got hit in the knee with a pipe lol lol

[Esuohlim]

Rongi we need to get our Al Roker avatars back on the double :(

[Rongi]

one step ahead of ya

[liquidstatik]

lol we had a fight at school today and i almost got beat up cuz i live on the east side(across the tracks).

[HickMan]

sht negro

[Emu]

guys we need to get this thread to 10,000 posts before april fool's day or WE'LL be the fools :eek

[Emu]

so i saved $3.80 with my kroger card the other day :(

[Emu]

I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

didn't she play tapanga on boy meets world

[ArrowX]

:lol was I the only one here who watched that show out of boredom then started to like it?

[Emu]

no ;-;

[Karl Hungus]

rongi just sent me awkward AIM messages, what do i do?

[nothing4buddha]

I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

didn't she play tapanga on boy meets world

she's the ice skater who got the gold medal in 1998, nancy kerrigan is the one who got beat in the leg by tanya harding. jeez you guys :rolleyes

[Emu]

i don't watch faggy ice skating

[Matt Harty]

hey guys!

[Matt Harty]

I'll bet you guys don't even know who Tara Lipinski is. >:

didn't she play tapanga on boy meets world

she's the ice skater who got the gold medal in 1998, nancy kerrigan is the one who got beat in the leg by tanya harding. jeez you guys :rolleyes

shut up

[Esuohlim]

nancy kerrigan is the one who got beat in the leg by tanya harding. jeez you guys :rolleyes

I guess I'll leave the sarcasm to Mister Sarcastic then :(

[HickMan]

rongi just sent me awkward AIM messages, what do i do?

Say "No thanks, sir." and walk away from the car casually.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/jamesearljones.txt

[Emu]

mr. roker's on a rampage

[Esuohlim]

GUYS CLAIM YOUR AL ROKER AVATARS THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE :picklehat

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-london.jpghttp://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-vegas.jpg
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-orleans.jpghttp://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-caribbean.jpg
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-tuscany.jpghttp://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/x-sydney.jpg

[Esuohlim]

jk there's only enough for six more :( also resize them yourself lazybones >:

[HickMan]

I HOPE THE ONE I CHOSE REALLY SHOWS OFF MY LAID-BACK STYLE

[liquidstatik]

IM A REAL ADVENTURE KIND OF GUY :D

[Rongi]

lol this is the best gang ever >:D

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[Karl Hungus]

i'm a little intimidated.

[Matt Harty]

pussy

[liquidstatik]

hey chef wuts up?

[ScruU2wice]

guys, this is getting really confusing :(

[Esuohlim]

I'm the one with the hat :D

[Sam]

Pip pip old chaps. :posh

[HickMan]

Whatever you say guys. I'm so laid back I don't care :cool

[Matt Harty]

hey guys WHOS HUNGRY :lol

[HickMan]

Well since we're all Al Roker...We're always hungry :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

FUCKED UP

[Rongi]

wrangle me up some varmint

[Matt Harty]

soups on!

[liquidstatik]

lets eat it in the adventure jeep! :O

[HickMan]

I'll bring the picnic basket and sunscreen!

[Immortal Goat]

Hey guys, I hope there's enough for me! After a long day on the slopes, THIS Roker's ready for some grub!

[Anonymous]

this last page is pure gold :<

[Emu]

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[Karl Hungus]

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[center:0169ba75da]!!![/center:0169ba75da]

[Immortal Goat]

Egads! A challenge! Roker League, ASSEMBLE!

[Matt Harty]

here

[Emu]

gee whiz

[HickMan]

yo

[Rongi]

G-Unit

[Immortal Goat]

Oh man, I predict a storm front moving in on Karl here. My five-day forecast? Some black thunder with a chance of pain. Now let's see what's happening in your neck of the woods.

[liquidstatik]

What's that roaring outside your tent, Karl? A few angry rokers, i bet! >:

[Rongi]

i'm gonna cook you up some low-fat asskicking.

[Immortal Goat]

Rongi-Roker's badass face works great with this :(

EDIT: I'm gonna kick your ass Karl, and it hurts extra bad with skis on >:

[executioneer]

man why the fuck is there no replica of the glaive from krull for sale anywhere on the goddamn internet >: its always the one from Blade, and who gives a fuck about that one >: do i gotta make my own or what you faggets

[Big McLargehuge]

i <3 krull

[executioneer]

http://i15.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/58/2d/dd_1_b.JPG
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, INTERNET >:

[Mad Melvin]

Who the hell is Al Roker? Seriously. :(

[fungusamongus]

I think he's a weatherman

[executioneer]

he is the weather from the today show

[Mad Melvin]

thnx

[Matt Harty]

np

[rockets redglare]

hey guys

[Mad Melvin]

yo whut up

[Immortal Goat]

Where in the world is *HUH!* Matt Lauer! :oldTodayshowreference

[Esuohlim]

I lost three pounds taking a shit today :(

[HickMan]

My stomach is the size of my thumb thanks to surgery. Who wants an egg salad sandwich?

[Sam]

I'd have some but the wife would kill me! (not literally)

[Guitar Woman]

I'd have some but it would give me egg farts :eek

[HickMan]

Who wants some fruit punch?

[Guitar Woman]

I will never get tired of reading this:
http://www.i-mockery.com/staff/max-staff.jpg
"Bitten as a young man by a radioactive spider, Max Burbank now possesses the proportional speed, strength and agility of a man slowly dying from radiation poisoning."

[Immortal Goat]

Who wants some fruit punch?
I would love some, but I still have a nice steamy mug of hot chocolate. I still have some left over marshmallows, though. Anybody want some?

[ScruU2wice]

I don't post as much as I used to.

[Matt Harty]

I still love you.

[kellychaos]

Keep him away from the faggots. That's alls I'm sayin' >:

[Esuohlim]

I bought five Talking Heads CDs today :(

[Rongi]

fag :(

[kellychaos]

Same as it ever was.

[Esuohlim]

I like shitty music, someone help :(

[Rongi]

buy five frank zappa cds tommorrow or i'll kick you in the face >:

[FS]

when is someone going to be come Tennis/Golf Al Roker? Or is that the one that comes in during the second season with a far more powerful zord when everything's turning stale?

[Drev]

I bet if al roker had a vagina you'd fuck him/her >:

[kellychaos]

http://i2.peapod.com/c/0A/0AEND.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I was going to buy a Frank Zappa CD but then I noticed the randomness of the album/song titles and my pet peeve is when people confuse randomness with creativity so I was apprehensive but in hindsight I should have picked one up anyway to try it out so I will this weekend :(

[rockets redglare]

I can't express the extent to which the Al Roker pictures enhance the CD discussion

[Rongi]

milhouse you are a very silly person

[thebiggameover]

hey guys, whats up?

[Rongi]

i bought two allman brothers cds, bitches

[Rongi]

actually one i got for free because there's this punch hole card i have and once all the holes get punched i get a free cd OMG

[Rongi]

i was also gonna buy 1999 by Prince but i decided against it :(

[Matt Harty]

oh well

[Sam]

Maybe it was for the best. :posh

[Emu]

today i bought jimi hendrix at woodstock cd and frank zappa's zoot allure :x

[Matt Harty]

i got a new mp3 player for running

[Matt Harty]

im already letting someone borrow it

[Matt Harty]

seems it's too cold to run right now :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

yeah my heart is burning. :(

[Sam]

Maybe that's for the best. :posh

[Big McLargehuge]

I miss pub lover :(

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: i am sad that nobody lauged at one of my posts :(

Lemmysomemoney: Yes, I used to get like that, then I got banned & now no one even reads my posts as I write them down in a little notebook that is stained by my constant tears.

BiggieMclargeguy: lol :0

BiggieMclargeguy: i'd read that notebook sugarpants ;(

Lemmysomemoney: haha

[Emu]

dunanana

[Emu]

guys we for seriously only have like 12 more days to get to 10,000 posts

[Anonymous]

biggie, don't make me ban you for posting stuff for pub.

[HickMan]

hey guys...let's just chill.

[liquidstatik]

guys we for seriously only have like 12 more days to get to 10,000 posts

OH SH-T SO HEY GUYS I THINK A SAFARRI WOULD GET YA WORKED UP! 8)

[rockets redglare]

I'm Matt Lauer

[Emu]

more like matt liar

[liquidstatik]

i'm stuck in a dilimea, guys. i have many friends, and they all want me to do things tonight. :( but i dont know which to choose!

group 1 - get drunk and passout on somebody's floor. :(
group 2 - get high and play halo :(
group 3 - go to the mall :(
group 4 - not planned.

what should i do?

[rockets redglare]

More like Fatt Liar

Also, go with group 1 or 2.
Fuck the mall

[executioneer]

set frires

[HickMan]

Go to the one with the most chicksss :o

[liquidstatik]

that would be the mall. but i got a girlfriend and, unlike schimid, im a respectable man. ;o

[liquidstatik]

well FUCK. Option 1 is out. :( Option 2 is, also. Mine as well go to the mall. Maybe i'll score something on the way there.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/dino.gif

[Big McLargehuge]

biggie, don't make me ban you for posting stuff for pub.

i wasn't posting that for pub i was posting it for the posterity of all :(

[Esuohlim]

I went to the mall Wednesday where I bought CDs and the mall has an arcade. :(

[Esuohlim]

One of my friends is a fucking frantic spaz with the DDR machine and can do Uber-Happy Level 9 whatever where all the arrows are on top of each other and passing by the screen like a blur while lyrics like "AWNI CHOOCHI OKAY OKAY CHOOCHI OKAY-YAH-WAH" are blasting out of the speakers.

[Esuohlim]

I've spent maybe two dollars on DDR in my entire life so when I try playing I put it on the first level and I still suck because it's not real dancing, folks. >:

[Esuohlim]

So instead I played the Drumset version of DDR which I'm actually not too bad at. When my DDR friend (his name is Matt) does it he tries to do fancy tricks with the sticks but ends up dropping them EVERY TIME and missing the next 15 beats or so, wtf

[Esuohlim]

So eventually I got sick of arcade shit so I went to FYE and while one of my other friends was perusing the Hentai section of the Anime section like a faggot I went to look for more CDs :(

[Esuohlim]

When I came across a Frank Zappa CD that was entitled "Uncle Meat" I thought LOL TWO WORDS THAT NORMALLY DON'T TOGETHER and threw it back. I would have bought it anyway if it wasn't 12 bucks so I kept looking :(

[Esuohlim]

I found a whole bunch of Talking Heads CDs that were 10 bucks or less so I bought Remain in Light, Speaking in Tongues, 77, More Songs About Buildings and Food, and Little Creatures. That makes only two more I don't have (I already owned Fear of Music because Life After Wartime is like a song of pure awesomeness). :(

[Esuohlim]

I hate Comedy Central btw because South Park was not only unfunny on Wednesday but actually pretty boring. Also I'm pretty sure that they're doing another fucking redneck weekend I'm so sick of this bu*lshit >:

[Esuohlim]

GUESS WHO'S 7000 POSTS OLD :(

[Matt Harty]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Drev]

I want an Al Roker avatar :(

[Sam]

GET ONE >:

[ScruU2wice]

I saw constantine last night and I have to say it didn't suck as much balls as I thought.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-vegas.jpg

This is the only OFFICIAL Al Roker avatar left so claim it but actually no one claimed it because it's the only one that sucks but :/

[Sam]

HEY IT'S BETTER THEN NOTHIN >:

[Big McLargehuge]

SHIT GUYS NICE CLUB >:

[Big McLargehuge]

SHIT GUYS NICE CLUB >:

[Immortal Goat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/ImmortalGoat/imocksig.bmp
Roker League, here's a nice signature to go with our swell new avatars! :)

[Esuohlim]

WAY TO BITMAP IT, STUPID >:

[Esuohlim]

Here guys use this one instead it's in jpeg format yo :cool

http://img16.paintedover.com/uploads/16/goingplaces.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

cool now there are two forms that i won't use >:

[Sam]

ZING! :lol

[Esuohlim]

lol

[HickMan]

I just got back from a weekend of Capture the Flag and I was so good at it it was in the woods with me and my friend Steve we whooped some BUTT not literally but we caught the flag a lot and we were all stealthy like so it was a swell time.

[Esuohlim]

Did you think about the I-Mockery Message Board the whole time? :x

[HickMan]

For a part of the time I was like, "Gee, I wonder what Esuohlim would do in this situation?" but then I realized you are worthless and probobally couldn't run fast enough to survive

[Sam]

ZING! :lol

[Rongi]

When I came across a Frank Zappa CD that was entitled "Uncle Meat" I thought LOL TWO WORDS THAT NORMALLY DON'T TOGETHER and threw it back. I would have bought it anyway if it wasn't 12 bucks so I kept looking :(

suddenly i dont like you anymore

[Esuohlim]

what the fuck i give you all al roker avatars and you all turn against me well i'll have no more of this >:

[Rongi]

seriously i dont think i can look at you anymore without wanting to throw up >:

[Matt Harty]

ZING!!

:lol

[ScruU2wice]

when the bob saget fad comes back around I'm gonna be on top of the game :(

[Matt Harty]

roker eats saget the faget

[HickMan]

lol good one matt

oh and milhouse i was totally joking man dont worry we're still buds

[Matt Harty]

hickman hey d

[HickMan]

whats goin on matt hey i made a i-mockery club on myspace its pretty cool you should check it out that goes out to everybody out there with myspace join today

[Matt Harty]

ok

[HickMan]

its cool

[liquidstatik]

ok so i ended up going to the mall, friday. i had no money, but my friend ended up buying the new MIKE JONES cd. :( He listened to the same song for about 2 hours and he wouldn't let me change it. >:

[liquidstatik]

and then saturday i went to kristi's house(omg my gf :x) and then we went to Johnny Carino's, an itallian restaraunt. I ordered meat loaf, and it sucked real hard. so i ended up eating only the free bread they give you. :(

[liquidstatik]

then we went to the mall, because it was kristi's birthday, and i didnt have any money. :( but we got kicked out for making paper airplanes out of the US ARMY pamplets. :x i won though, mine went the farthest. we were suppose to be having a DISTANCE COMPETITION, but my friend made a boomerang plane because he's stupid. >:

[liquidstatik]

i think i might get a job soon! :O

[Esuohlim]

OK Rongi since I don't want anything to come between our Internet friendship I'll buy two Frank Zappa CDs the next time I go to the mall but you have to recommend me some really good ones alright best buds 4eva :(

[HickMan]

go liquid!

[Sam]

HELLO FELLOW ROKERS.

I LOVE YOU ALL. :tear

I wish I could join Hickman's Myspace club and be club buddies with him. ;_;

[Rongi]

OK Rongi since I don't want anything to come between our Internet friendship I'll buy two Frank Zappa CDs the next time I go to the mall but you have to recommend me some really good ones alright best buds 4eva :(

ok!

what i reccomend you start with is prolly the greatist hits (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000009VS/qid=1111454033/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/102-4769573-1058522). From there, I'd have to reccomend something easy to get into. There are a lot of Zappa albums you have to work for, or be familiar with his old stuff in order to appreciate it. So don't get anything like Lumpy Gravy or Weasels Ripped My Flesh yet cuz you will HATE IT. If i could suggest anything, get Hot Rats ooooooooooor One Size Fits All.

[Sam]

Or you could get "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Dweezil Zappa. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

Oh and don't pay attention to the bad reviews for the greatest hits because I rarely ever see a greatist hits compilation get anything higher than 3 1/2 stars because hardcore fans (read:faggots) are all like "wtf they didnt include :insert track here:"

[Sam]

HIT ME RONGI ONE MORE TIME!

[Rongi]

that's what she said!


and it turns out she was a sadist and cut herself at night :(

[executioneer]

Or you could get "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Dweezil Zappa. :rolleyes

what album is that off of :rolleyes

[Sam]

The "Ready to Rumble" soundtrack. :(

[executioneer]

automatic is a good dweezil album :(

[Matt Harty]

music forum plz!

[executioneer]

SHUT UP THIS IS GETERAL BLABBER U CANPOST WHAT EVER YOU WANT >: >: >: :> :> >:

[Matt Harty]

F************************** YOU