I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

WOULD YOU LET JESSICA ALBA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST? :x

[liquidstatik]

PROBABLY ;X

[liquidstatik]

OKAY MAYBE NOT I GUESS IT DEPENDS

WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP? I IMAGINE SO BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, YA KNOW?

[FartinMowler]

that could be a good photoshop contest :) if you had serious homo problems

[liquidstatik]

COOL

[Pub Lover]

WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP?
I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT JESSICA ALBA ONLY POOPS RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE! :(

[Pub Lover]

BUT SHE PISSES ACID LIKE THE MONSTER IN ALIEN! :(

[Pub Lover]

that could be a good photoshop contest if you had serious homo problems
IF THEY GAVE OUT PRIZES TO THOSE PEOPLE WITH SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS, HAVE NO FEARS MISTER MOWLER, YOU WOULD BE IN THE FINALISTS!

[liquidstatik]

HEY I GOT A QUESTION FOR ALL THE GUYS

WHICH SHOULD HANG LOWER, THE PENIS OR THE SACK?

[Pub Lover]

OH MAN, DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS! :(

THE DICK SHOULD BE WAY LOWER, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PENIS PUPPET GUYS AND YOU'VE STRETCHED YOUR SACK SO YOU CAN FIT IT OVER YOUR HEAD. :(

[Terra]

dudes

[liquidstatik]

WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES. AND YOU KNOW, I HAVENT SEEN MANY DICKS OTHER THAN THEIRS SO I WASNT SURE. I THOUGHT MAYBE MY BALLS HADN'T DROPPED OR SOMETHING I WASN'T TOO SURE YA KNOW? :[

AND BTW NO MY PENIS HANGS LOWER THAN MY TESTICLE SACK, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS COLD, CAUSE I BARELY EVEN HAVE A SACK WHEN ITS COLD :[

[liquidstatik]

OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(

[Pub Lover]

dudes
oh no...

[Pub Lover]

I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES.
WE'RE NOT TALKING ERECT PENISES ARE WE?

[Pub Lover]

OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(
HE MUST GET INVITED TO ALL THE PARTIES!

[Pub Lover]

AND THEN GET ALL THE LADIES AT ALL THE PARTIES!

[Pub Lover]

THIS ISN'T WOODY AS IN JUTTIN, RIGHT?

[liquidstatik]

NO NOT ERECT PENISES AND NO NOT JUTTIN AND NO HE DOESN'T GET LADIES CAUSE HE'S GAY SO YEAH HE GETS GUYS

[Pub Lover]

UNDERSTANDABLE. :(

[liquidstatik]

THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(

[liquidstatik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Pub Lover]

HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek

[Pub Lover]

THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(
IT WASN'T EVEN MEANT FOR YOU!

[liquidstatik]

HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek

ARE YOU TRYIN TO START SHIT, SON? >:

[Pub Lover]

YEAH, BUT SHE IS MARRIED AND CRAZY SO IT WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE! :(

[Guitar Woman]

CAN I TYPE IN CAPS TOO YOU GUYS

ALSO I LIKE THE TOP HAT, DANNY :ROLLEYES

[liquidstatik]

I LIKE THOSE BREASTS, GUITARWOMAN

JK I'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM BUT I BET THEY'RE GROSS :x

[Guitar Woman]

a-cups lol :(

[liquidstatik]

bummer :(

[Seven Force]

I think Danny Tatom is an ok name.

[liquidstatik]

thank you, whatever your name is. :D

[Guitar Woman]

bummer :(
Actually, small breasts are better than large ones because you don't have to worry about back pain or sagging later :x

[Seven Force]

I'd also like to mention that I like the internet because it allows a person to say things they don't really mean, without worrying about keeping a straight face. It's hard Danny. It's real hard. It's like my eye but a thousand times more difficult. You did this to me Danny.

[Seven Force]

thank you, whatever your name is. :D

hahaha oops dude sorry :(

[Seven Force]

If it makes you feel better I added that paragraph to be an ass, and I do find your name ok. I'm totally not trying to save face. On the Internet.

For serious. :(

[Pub Lover]

CAN I TYPE IN CAPS TOO YOU GUYS
No. :(

[liquidstatik]

HEY GUITAR WOMAN, SEEING AS HOW YOUR ONLY ROLE IN LIFE IS TO PLEASE MEN, NO SMALL BREASTS AREN'T OKAY.

ALRIGHT?

>:

and sevenforce, I GUESS THAT'S COOL HOW ABOUT YOU TRY NOT BEING A JERK OKAYOKAY THANKS I REALLY DON'T APPRECITATE IT :(

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck men, dude

[liquidstatik]

YEAH EXACTLY BUT MEN WONT FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE SMALL BREASTS

SO YOU NEED TO FIX THAT, ALRIGHT? >:

[Pub Lover]

I THINK IT IS FINE FOR LESBIANS TO HAVE SMALL BREASTS. :(

[Seven Force]

I SAID!

I WAS SORRY!

:wah

small breasts are okay as long as the girl has a tight pussy for me that is the deal breaker if i can break my dick off in her

[Pub Lover]

I ALSO THINK LESBIANS SHOULD HAVE PENISES! :(

[liquidstatik]

ok so srsly 7force, are you mexican or wut?

[Guitar Woman]

oh man 7f, did I tell you about this chick I saw, and she looked like me but had a lazy eye, and I thought to myself, "If sevenforce and me had a kid it would be her"

[Pub Lover]

small breasts are okay as long as the girl has a tight pussy for me that is the deal breaker if i can break my dick off in her
I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE! >:

[liquidstatik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I ALSO THINK LESBIANS SHOULD HAVE PENISES! :(
AND THEN THESE LESBIANS WITH SMALL BREASTS AND BIG PENISES SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME. :(

[Seven Force]

I'm half Irish and half black. I don't know what the black is but thank god it's not Hatian. ;( It is probably African because all black people come from Africa.

[Pub Lover]

oh man 7f, did I tell you about this chick I saw, and she looked like me but had a lazy eye, and I thought to myself, "If sevenforce and me had a kid it would be her"
HEY BRIAN! SHE THINKS ABOUT YOU! OH MAN! YOU'RE SO IN! :eek





>:

[Chojin]

I'm half Irish and half black. I don't know what the black is but thank god it's not Hatian. ;(

http://static.flickr.com/49/127751970_9851b3810d_m.jpg

DAS NOT COOL.

[liquidstatik]

I ALSO THINK LESBIANS SHOULD HAVE PENISES! :(
AND THEN THESE LESBIANS WITH SMALL BREASTS AND BIG PENISES SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME. :(

i always thought that whole chicks with dicks thing was kind of hot. is jessica alba had a dick, i'd let her put it in me. :x

[Chojin]

i think it's vile and i wish japan would get over the whole notion already

[liquidstatik]

oh whatever

[Seven Force]

HEY BRIAN! SHE THINKS ABOUT YOU! OH MAN! YOU'RE SO IN! :eek

>:

yeah buddy you just keep diggin that hole

[liquidstatik]

HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP DIGGING IN MY HOLE

[Seven Force]

YOU GOT IT

http://xc4.xanga.com/231b94417073246848290/b31574468.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:x

[Seven Force]

Sorry Mr. Tatom :x

[liquidstatik]

it's ok. i was starting to miss liquidstatik, but i think i'll keep mr. danny tatom. :O!

[Seven Force]

I'll kinda miss it. I've grown used to calling you that. ;(

[liquidstatik]

THAT'S LIFE, THOUGH. right? :(

[executioneer]

quick someone make a MRS DANNY TATOM character

[MetalMilitia]

And make the avatar a person from mingers.com haha, man those would be some funny jokes.

[executioneer]

no it should be his avatar with eyeshadow and lipstick put on in paint like MRS FART :(

[executioneer]

and uh i think a bow?? i dont remember now

[liquidstatik]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/kissthekitty.jpg

awwww :(

[MarioRPG]

That cat looks miiiighty nervous.

[executioneer]

no way she's purrin' like the dickens in that picture :(

[liquidstatik]

I think its cute. :(

You totally look like a cat person, willie. :D

[executioneer]

i also like doggies :(

[liquidstatik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[liquidstatik]

Yeah, I got a new puppie the other week. :D

I don't know what kind it is, cause it came from the pound. And all they had written on the sign was "A DOG." :(

But, I will post pictures soon! :D

[xbxDaniel]

Fucking A.

[Fathom Zero]

I thought you were dead.

Where you been?

[xbxDaniel]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=436209#436209

>:

[Pub Lover]

She'd probably rather take a shit on your chest. :(
:lol

[Pub Lover]

How many times do we have to say 'girls shitting on guys' before we get a high google search rating for it and the board gets flooded by fetishists?

[xbxDaniel]

2 more.

And I'll keep googling that...for the team.

[Pub Lover]

i'm thinking of becoming a H.O.R.S.I.E. guys :x
hehehe :giggle

[Pub Lover]

And I'll keep googling that...for the team.
Thanks alot, Julie! :)

I just puked up a little into my mouth. >:

[xbxDaniel]

I'd send you an actual letter if I weren't so afraid that you'd sign me up for all kinds of fetish magazines, or something of that nature. :(

[Pub Lover]

at the risk of getting banned doopa is a total fox
Totally! :love

[Pub Lover]

I'd send you an actual letter if I weren't so afraid that you'd sign me up for all kinds of fetish magazines, or something of that nature. :(
Yes, because that is what I am like. :|

[Pub Lover]

[13:18] xbxMCj: Well, I was wondering what's been happening with you.
[13:18] xbxMCj: Anything interesting happen recently?
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: Haha, that is funny.
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: That is funny because by asking me if anything interesting has happened to me recently, you ae quite clearly showing you have no idea who I am. :lol
[13:19] Lemmysomemoney: :'(
[13:20] xbxMCj: You are pub lover.
Way to kick a guy when he's down. :(

[xbxDaniel]

Hey, don't blame yourself kiddo, that's what parents are for.

[Pub Lover]

My dad was a Navy Seal for 20 years and my whole life everyone and their mom has been like "omg so you're going to be one too right?" so thats probably partly why I feel an urge to do it.

I am conflicted inside :/.

Choosing a career purely on the basis that your father did it and its expected of you is hardly a wise thing to do.

Jesus: Seriously, just because I'm the son of God you guys all expect me to be performing miracles and shit, well FUCK YOU AND YOUR SODDING MIRACLES!
Mary: Joseph, What did I say? All I asked was for him to lay the table!

[Pub Lover]

:fartinmowler

[Pub Lover]

What with being a full on crazy Anglican Xian I actually think about what Jesus would do.

And what with being a jerk I usually decide that he'd rush to the nearest temple and give it a good trashing, which I would shout out from the back of the congregation until I'm asked to wait outside until the end of the service.

I'm not kidding. :(

[Pub Lover]

HAHAHA, I WAS KIDDING! HOW CAN I GO TO CHURCH IF I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE? :eek

Right, Chijin? >:

[xbxDaniel]

Heh, I've got nothing.

[Pub Lover]

at the risk of getting banned doopa is a total fox
Totally! :love
A TOTAL FOX! :wank

[Pub Lover]

Heh, I've got nothing.
Me too, but that doesn't stop me posting stupid and annoying bullshit for pages. :(

Right, Marc Summers? >:


:selfpity :lol

[xbxDaniel]

Self-depracation is an amazing tool.

Laugh at those who cry by themselves!

[Guitar Woman]

TranceSapphire: how can a book be scary :rolleyes
xbxMCj: Well, I find Salem's Lot by Stephen King to be rather creepy.
xbxMCj: The description of the actions become vivid in my mind.
xbxMCj: The deception used by others, the dramatic irony in being aware of the situation while the characters dally along, nary the wiser to the grand scheme.
TranceSapphire: fag

[Pub Lover]

Frankly GW, in that :blah you look the idiot. :blah

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Frankly GW, in that :blah you look the idiot. :blah
HEY GUYS, I JUST GOT MY INTERNET EXAM RESULTS, AND IT TURNED I FAILED, SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP USING IT UNTIL I RETAKE THE EXAM. :(

[Chojin]

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

Popn VS Internet: i hope you've already learned how to pull your pants up around your chest
Popn VS Internet: it's important
Popn VS Internet: it's how the modern lesbian transmits her homing signal
trancesapphire: lol

[Pub Lover]

HOORAY!

[Pub Lover]

Has anyone seen Emu in the last couple of weeks?

[Pub Lover]

You know, to change the subject and stuff.

[Pub Lover]

Because I can't think of a way to respond with out sounding like a bitchy child. :(

OH NO...! :eek

[Pub Lover]

It really does feel like an "OH FUCK YOU" day. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.
Yeah, that's why I put a U in it, to differentiate it from the humour you guys have. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.
Did you guys get a memo I didn't?/Maybe we're just reading from a differant book today.

[Pub Lover]

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.
OH FUCK YOU, YOU FAT BASTARD! >:

[Pub Lover]

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.
Oh, I love you when you're forceful! Wanna make out? :orgasm

[Guitar Woman]

Popn VS Internet: most of the game isn't creepy, but it does have its moments ;<
Popn VS Internet: in x-change 2 there's this crazy girl that stalks you and molests you all over the place
TranceSapphire: lol
Popn VS Internet: and later you find out that the school nurse put her up to it
Popn VS Internet: then you can date her in the ending as either a girl or a guy, depending on whether you fix yourself
Popn VS Internet: my favorite ending is the one where the creepy male that is always trying to rape you accidentally gets turned into a girl, and then you chase him around the school to corner and rape him in the doctor's office
Popn VS Internet: it's so vindicating

[Pub Lover]

And those are just a few of the replies I rejected for being too shitty. :(

[Pub Lover]

Remember that time I got banned for acting like a baby? That is totally the way I think I'm acting right now! >:

[Pub Lover]

LETS SCANDELIZE SOME ******S! :lol

[Pub Lover]

Popn VS Internet: my favorite ending is the one where the creepy male that is always trying to rape you accidentally gets turned into a girl, and then you chase him around the school to corner and rape him in the doctor's office
:lol

Irony.

[Pub Lover]

So why does shifting your gender also change your opinion on rape?

[Chojin]

the bus rape scenes are my 2nd favorite

[Pub Lover]

Speaking of rape, my new neighbour who is moving in today is my age with a kid because she was raped by the village elders. :lol

Get it? Rape! :lol

[Juttin]

SA References! Houray!

[Pub Lover]

I do not make SA references for the simple reason that I do not know any.

Also I think I wouldn't make them if I did. >:

[Pub Lover]

HOORAY!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/popularzoidberg.jpg
Futurama. :(

[Pub Lover]

Or was something else I said some shitty SA catchphrase? >:

[Juttin]

Let me restate that--

That sounded vaguely like an SA Reference

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[liquidstatik]

pub lover you're craaaaazzy!

[Pub Lover]

What did I do this time? :(

[liquidstatik]

nooothing, i'm only kidding. :D

oh man im bored. :[

[Pub Lover]

Danny Tatom: Hey Hitler, you're a Nazi!
Hitler: What did I do this time? :(
Danny Tatom: nooothing, i'm only kidding. :D

haha, Hitler! :dunce

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Go on, then.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/joke.png

He was kidding guys. Lighten up. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME GUITAR WOMAN WANTED YOUR KID OR SOMETHING YEAH I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS

[Pub Lover]

haha, Hitler! :dunce

[Pub Lover]

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME GUITAR WOMAN WANTED YOUR KID
No. :(

[liquidstatik]

i was talking to 7force :(

i'd have your kids, pub. don't feel left out. :(

[Seven Force]

I'll never find a girl that doesn't want kids. :(

[Pub Lover]

I also do not remember her wanting his children. :(

i'd have your kids, pub. don't feel left out. :(
;)

[liquidstatik]

OKAY MAYBE I'M WRONG BUT I COULD HAVE SWORE THAT WAS MENTIONED SOMEWHERE :[

either way, im listenin to coheed and cambria ;p

[Pub Lover]

I'll never find a girl that doesn't want kids. :(
Is that rare? I didn't think that was rare. I'd have thought finding a girl that wants you would be harder. >:

Haha, I'm kidding, you're alright! :lol

[Pub Lover]

OKAY MAYBE I'M WRONG BUT I COULD HAVE SWORE THAT WAS MENTIONED SOMEWHERE :[
Maybe she did, I'm hardly an expert on I-Mockery lore.

[liquidstatik]

ME EITHER BUT THIS FAT UGLY GOTH CHICK MESSAGED ME ON MYSPACE AND NOW WE'RE TLAKIN ON AIM AND SHE'S PRETTY GAY :[

[liquidstatik]

http://myspace-202.vo.llnwd.net/00440/20/27/440787202_l.jpg
http://myspace-499.vo.llnwd.net/01013/99/41/1013081499_l.jpg
http://myspace-618.vo.llnwd.net/00569/81/67/569317618_l.jpg

[liquidstatik]

<H1>OKAY THATS HER BUT I NEED TO GO LOOK AT CUTE GIRLS NOW :(</H1>

[Seven Force]

She doesn't look that bad

[liquidstatik]

I FORGOT YOU CANT WRITE HTML IN THIS THING MY BAD

[Pub Lover]

If she got a few tattoos & a heroin addiction, I think she'd totally be your type, Mister Tatom.

[Pub Lover]

She doesn't look that bad
The Twizzle-Tufts are a little off-putting. :(

[Pub Lover]

I FORGOT YOU CANT WRITE HTML IN THIS THING MY BAD
Yeah, it's annoying how close BBcode and HTML are in places becasue I mess it up constantly. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[liquidstatik]

If she got a few tattoos & a heroin addiction, I think she'd totally be your type, Mister Tatom.

Yeah, srsly. :(

[liquidstatik]

THIS IS THE PART WHERE SOMEONE STARTS TALKING TO ME OKAY THANKS

[Juttin]

/look at liquid

-you look at liquidstatic

/punch liquid

-I don't think he'd like that

/take liquid

-you try, and try, and try, but you cannot lift the liquidstatic

/drink liquid

-you take a drink of some strange liquid you found on the ground

/kill yourself

-invalid command

/talk to liquid

-You die

Restart? (Y/N)

/N

GAME OVER

[liquidstatik]

OKAY SO COULD SOMEONE OTHER THAN JUTTIN TALK TO ME OKAY THANKS

[Fathom Zero]

I'll talk.

[Fathom Zero]

The Great Escape is on the American Movie Channel. Yay. :)

[MarioRPG]

That movie is ALWAYS on. It wasn't that GREAT.

[Guitar Woman]

I never said I wanted his kids, guys. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

STEVE MCQUEEN IS GOD. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. >:

[liquidstatik]

I never even seen that movie, so idk. But, I did see BACK TO THE FUTURE. I was at Wal-Mart last night, and they're selling the triology DVD set for 15 bucks. I would have bought it, but I don't have 15 bucks. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I have that boxed set. :)

It'd be well worth your fifteen dollars, let alone the thirty I paid for it.

[Rongi]

MR. DANNY TATOM, go to my thread in gaming plz.

[Esuohlim]

Haha why is the Seven Force thread in Mock Wars locked

[liquidstatik]

because it sucked, i guess :/

[Rongi]

i thought you played those types of games wtf >:

[liquidstatik]

no i dont play any games sry :[

no reason to be rude :[

[executioneer]

i think he has you conrfused with italian stereotype because of the avatars :lol

[liquidstatik]

Italian's the bitch half, I thought that was obvious. :o

[Pub Lover]

I never said I wanted his kids, guys. :rolleyes
Exactly! Why the hell would you want to? :x

[Pub Lover]

I never even seen that movie, so idk. :(
It's not Xmas if I don't get to watch The Great Escape at least once. :(

Best Xmas Movie Ever!

[Fathom Zero]

My whole family goes to my grandmother's house and watches The Ref on X-Mas.

[Pub Lover]

Do you bring her a basket, Miss Hood?

[Pub Lover]

That was a stupid post. :(

[Pub Lover]

Post Count!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I hereby deem this the "Vegas" page

[Seven Force]

That goddamn picture. >:

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, really. I like doopa as much as the next person, but come on.

[Pub Lover]

If I'm the next person, then that statement is untrue, because I like her alot. :(

[Pub Lover]

That goddamn picture. >:
You do not want to start talking about goddamn pictures, Mister Duff. >:

[Pub Lover]

It's time for more Willie, anyway. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Much better! :)

[Pub Lover]

Of course, the whole SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS thing is getting old. :(

[Pub Lover]

I hereby deem this the "Vegas" page
I'm sorry, I do not know very much about 'Vegas'. :(

[Pub Lover]

Unless you mean Jonny Vegas. ;)

http://www.britishpressphoto.org/geraintlewis/Johnny_Vegas.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I can make you rich.

[Juttin]

I never even seen that movie, so idk. :(
It's not Xmas if I don't get to watch The Great Escape at least once. :(

Best Xmas Movie Ever!

Haha...Silly Southern Hemisphere...

[HickMan]

freshman guys...u might think ur becoming friends with upperclassmen girls. but u really arent. no matter how cool u think u are ur not. so shut the fuck up and stay with ur freshman class until ur balls finially drop....and dont be trying to come up here and act like u can take our girlfriends cause we will kick ur ass. u mess with ne upperclassmen u will get the horns...

freshman girls.....umm wat to say to u.....u better not dress like fucking sluts cause we hate sluts and hoes....act like a normal teenager....then u will get along fine with the upperclassman.

Thank you for your time..."The Upperclassmen"

[Pub Lover]

Haha...Silly Southern Hemisphere...
Nuh uh, that's a tradition from when I lived in the UK. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Clay, you've just used alot of words I do not know. :(

[Pub Lover]

Chojin: you're too busy for lesbian bus sex? what the hell is the matter with you
:lol

[Juttin]

I mean, it's summer here, and it's probably winter there.

[Pub Lover]

It's always winter and never Xmas here. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Pub Lover remember that time you and a bunch of others got yourselves banned in an act of rebellion to stick it to the man and such?

How'd that go?
Hahaha! I love that! He uses something from two years ago, and it's something I was only indirectly involved in because my banning was for being a jackass. :lol

Also ignoring all the other stupid shit I've said and done on here!

Not to mention I have been banned for six months since then. ;)

James, you're a peach. :love

[Guitar Woman]

Chojin: you're too busy for lesbian bus sex? what the hell is the matter with you
:lol
there's a pic to go with that ;<

[Pub Lover]

there's a pic to go with that ;<
How NSFW is it?

[Rongi]

post it in the nsfw thread. that thing hasnt been updated in like forever

[Pub Lover]

I think those two posts were posted at the exact same time because the board can't decide which went first! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems2.jpg

[Rongi]

from now on, page breaks should start with pictures of chris farley's corpse

[Pub Lover]

Yes, they should.

[Pub Lover]

You do that.

[Rongi]

http://www.pizzazzmagazine.com/img/Chris-Farley-2.jpg

[Rongi]

lol, that's the first image that comes up when you search chris farley

[Guitar Woman]

there's a pic to go with that ;<
How NSFW is it?
just some huge tits (http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/08/elpintogrande/24-busrapegirl.jpg)

[Pub Lover]

lol, that's the first image that comes up when you search chris farley
HaHa!

I searched for 'Chris Farleys Corpse' & just got some Cannibal Corpse posters. :(

[Pub Lover]

just some huge tits (http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/08/elpintogrande/24-busrapegirl.jpg)
Shudder. :x

[Juttin]

http://www.pizzazzmagazine.com/img/Chris-Farley-2.jpg

:tear

[Fathom Zero]

I feel really bad, I laughed at that.

[Pub Lover]

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Yoose wanna ave me play Chriss Farrrleees Corrpsss in ter newww bihopic of iss liiif? Yea, hokee!

[Pub Lover]

Johnny Vegas talks weird. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlWPWkZn7O8)

[Emu]

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[Pub Lover]

Where have you been, Emu?

[Misdemonar]

Just made a t-shirt.
cool.
http://www.cafepress.com/exmohawk

[Misdemonar]

you know if you bought them I could get a car ;).

[liquidstatik]

BUT THEN I COULDN'T BUY A NEW CD SO NO

[Misdemonar]

BUMMER :(

[liquidstatik]

only kidding, i don't even have the money for a CD. :(

[Pub Lover]

What exactly is an exmohawk and why would I want one on my shirt?

[HickMan]

What's that in Chris Farley's mouth? ;(

AND LIQUID I MEAN DANNY WHAT CD WOULD YOU BUY I BOUGHT IDLEWILD AND IT'S REALLY GOOD JUST LETTING YOU KNOW

[liquidstatik]

IDK I USUALLY JUST GO INTO FYE AND BUY JUNK I NEVER HEARD OF THAT HAS COOL ALBUM ART. SOMETIMES THEY SUCK, SOMETIMES THEY'RE GOOD. IT'S A LIVE AND LEARN TYPE SITUATION I GUESS.

AND I THINK I'VE HEARD IDLEWILD BUT IM NOT SURE. :[

[MarioRPG]

Why is Chris Farley dead?

[Esuohlim]

What's that in Chris Farley's mouth? ;(

IT IS A LIGHTBULB IMO :(

[Esuohlim]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/9166/hmooi9.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol

wuts up milhouse? :D

[Guitar Woman]

haha

[executioneer]

It's always winter and never Xmas here. ;(

the lion, the robot, and the crab monster ;(

[MarioRPG]

Heh, I get that one.

[executioneer]

why does it say i am last post when mariorpg is last post

WHY GOD

[Fathom Zero]

I found the school I want to go to after high school, The University of Abertay Dundee.

[Esuohlim]

Who's Abertay Dundee was he a barber or a clown?

[Esuohlim]

:lol

wuts up milhouse? :D

Pretty good man I'm back at college :drunk

[HickMan]

DONT PARTY TOO HARDY NOW. UNLESS IM THERE! HAHA

[Fathom Zero]

I'm pretty sure it's Abertay, Dundee.

[executioneer]

Why is Chris Farley dead?

because of a problem?

[executioneer]

PS THAT POST GETS THE DAY LATE, DOLALR SHORT AWARD :D :D :D

[liquidstatik]

hey guys i really don't like that trash guy he's gettin on my nerves! >:

[Trash]

What? Me?

I thought I could start my hospital for flying ranbow-coloured unicorn horsies with you :tear

[liquidstatik]

SHUT UP

[Seven Force]

AND FUCK OFF

[Sam]

GUYS, DID SOMEONE LOSE A BABY?

[liquidstatik]

plz dont bring that up sam its touchy :(

[Sam]

Who are you, Matt Harty? :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

I GUESS I DON'T GET IT =/

[HickMan]

its ok neither do i :(

[Esuohlim]

SAM

>:

[Esuohlim]

Hey Seven Force are you gonna go pre-order My Tank Is Fight (http://www.amazon.com/My-Tank-Fight-Zack/dp/0806527587/sr=1-1/qid=1156965242/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-4504917-7820838?ie=UTF8&s=books) like some fag?

[executioneer]

so what is that like snakes on a plane, only a book :rolleyes

[CSM-101]

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/cpeers/images/sabanr.gif

[Chojin]

I'm actually kinda surprised that sevenforce didn't kirk out and post porn in every thread after I locked that thread of his :<

I am so disappointed. :<

But aside from that, my official reasoning is that I don't like to see Mock Wars get bumped a lot and this thread is perfectly fine to schmooze in ;<

[Chojin]

Chojin: HEY FAGOT GO POST ON I-MOCKERY
Per Arne: :(
Per Arne: I probably should.
Per Arne: Yes.
Chojin: i'm glad we've had this little chatWHAT WOULD YOU PEOPLE DO WITHOUT ME, HUH??

[CSM-101]

:(