I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

It's like she can't even say something like "fuck off asshole" it has to be "go dance your tongue around your own miniscule member before the rest of the jizzlobber calvary comes galloping over to join in"

[liquidstatik]

hey guys, its my birthday ;o

[Sam]

I hate Terra.

[FartinMowler]

i dont know who is less coherent, fartin or terra.

8400 posts by a character sounds very sane to me :/ Screw you liquid.

[MarioRPG]

SNOW DAY 4 ME!
YEAH YES YEAH

[WhiteRat]

Training on a saturday!
NO NO NO

[liquidstatik]

yayy i gots lots of money and a jacket so far
:X

[FartinMowler]

I rarely check my Myspace and I found it intriguing that the majority of people that want to be my friend are black women :/

[Yggdrasill]

Happy birthday Mr. Danny

[liquidstatik]

thank you D:

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah man hope it's awesome :picklehat

[Sam]

Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, motherfuckers!

[liquidstatik]

i got lots money and im going shoppin tomorrow :D

plus i got lots of herbal presents ;]]

[Terra]

It's like she can't even say something like "fuck off asshole" it has to be "go dance your tongue around your own miniscule member before the rest of the jizzlobber calvary comes galloping over to join in"

Say there! Fuck off asshole!

And toss a rim job to rongi!


:D

[liquidstatik]

Terra, shut up :o

[Brandon]

Hey happy birthday. Consider this my bi-monthly post.

[liquidstatik]

i feel honored :eek

[Misdemonar]

happy b-day :o

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Happy Birthday. Did you get any awesome cool presents? And if you did were you like Whoa fuck yeah!?

[MrAdventure]

hey happy birthday to you and also everyone

[liquidstatik]

mr. adventure thanks i hope you're having a good day :D

[liquidstatik]

http://static.flickr.com/11/13774491_9c67a6242e.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

My sister is such a slut. :(

[Archduke Tips]

How come people hate frat guys?

[Sam]

Danny Tatom what on earth HAVE you been doing?

[HickMan]

I WANNA MAKE LOVE

[Dire Flamingo]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/worthchops/SothernEA1.jpg
I don't know. I just felt that this really needed to be posted here. :(

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

http://static.flickr.com/11/13774491_9c67a6242e.jpg

I want to think this is sort of hot in a way, but idk :(

[Emu]

uh

do we have a new admin

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/thordog.jpg

[executioneer]

are the forums hacked again

am i gonna get six "HACKED OMG" emails in my inbox again

[executioneer]

oh wait he posted a while ago in the thread about mister mockery's richmond.com interview

"He's like a god to me," Barr said of Colbert. "I don't know anyone who's funnier than him, honestly…

I don't know about you guys, but I am going over to ThankYouSteven.com and leave him a gushy message!

and that's been the only time

[Pub Lover]

I want to think this is sort of hot in a way, but idk :(
Yes. :(

[Pub Lover]

do we have a new admin
I saw ThorDog, found that post Willie quoted & was about to ask what the hell but once again Emu got there first.

[Pub Lover]

Then my internet cut out, so I went & sat outside until I stopped being mad at my ISP. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Mister Adventure!

Where ever you are... :eek

[Pub Lover]

What is the difference between the meanings of 'Wherever' & 'Where Ever'? :(

[executioneer]

i'm not sure there is one

[Pub Lover]

What about 'Maybe' & 'May Be'?

[executioneer]

*shrugz shoulderz*

[Pub Lover]

I think I want to speak a less silly language. :(

[Pub Lover]

Sixty-nine hundred posts.

[xbxDaniel]

I can't get Sim City 3000 to work on my computer.

[Esuohlim]

I want to think this is sort of hot in a way, but idk :(
Yes. :(

When I first saw it the way her fingers are curled it looks like she's reaching into a gaping wound :x

[liquidstatik]

I want to think this is sort of hot in a way, but idk :(
Yes. :(

When I first saw it the way her fingers are curled it looks like she's reaching into a gaping wound :x

i kinda liked it ;x

[Esuohlim]

The bottom line here is that I'd hit it :D

[Sam]

You'd probably get make up all over your D*CK

[Sam]

OR BLOOD

[GADZOOKS]

I think something already hit it.

Like a train.

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys I know that Lenor doesn't know me at all but I know her and her posts are as banal as ever >:

[Pub Lover]

She's not the worst poster ever.

Maybe if you cool guys posted more... :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

The bottom line here is that I'd hit it :D
See, I went the other way on the IDK. :(

[Esuohlim]

She just needs some cleaning up is all :(

[Pub Lover]

Does it count as schadenfreude if the subject isn't aware that they're suffering?
hey no nazis here krautboy
Oh, I forgot, no foreign words.
you meen words that actually have some type of meaning? btw schadenfreude is german.. and actually has NO real translation into english to be put into an english sentence.. also the definition is to derive pleasure either descretly or openly from someone else's misery. Which again would make no logic in the sentence you tried to jam it into.
Well Shit! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Who is Grislygus, & why did he just win a prize? :(

[Pub Lover]

She just needs some cleaning up is all :(
I like to be co-dependent the other way, thanks. ;(

[Esuohlim]

All I know about Grislygus is that he doesn't really suck that much :/

[Sam]

All I know is that he sucks less then your website!

[Pub Lover]

Sam, don't beat on his website until you live up to your promise of sending him an article. Seriously, the standards are pretty low. ;(

[FartinMowler]

Hey pub saw your picture of you lying in a bush, seems funny considering that’s a nickname for a woman’s nether region :/

[Pub Lover]

Haha, oh yeah! AWESOME! :eek

[sadie]

dear journal,
i decided this morning that i was going to turn over a new leaf, a positive leaf, a green and waxy leaf that didn't involve ragging any more moronic jerks. i planned to let go and let god and all.
and now this. why today?
love, sadie

[Pub Lover]

Hey pub saw your picture of you lying in a bush, seems funny considering that’s a nickname for a woman’s nether region :/
For once, Fartin, I actually find you funny. A picture of me in pain while touching a bush!? Oh My! :eek

[Pub Lover]

i decided this morning that i was going to turn over a new leaf... ...that didn't involve ragging any more moronic jerks.
Lenor is like a horrible cristmas gift. :x

Let's hope she stays. :lol

[FartinMowler]

I hope Lenor get's Spell Check for Christmas

[sadie]

you're one to talk, martinfowler. >:

[Pub Lover]

sweater puppies is funny

but my brother and i got puppies when we wee kids? And they both had distemper. His survived, but mine died.

If one of Lenor's sweater puppies died, that wouldn't be funny.

Remember Yammy? And that other girl? You know the one. What if they came back. This place is a sausage disco.

[Pub Lover]

you're one to talk, martinfowler. >:
Canadians are immune to hypocrisy. ;D

[FartinMowler]

I'm not like most Canadians...most Canadians are like Americans

[executioneer]

i'm afraid of americans

[Pub Lover]

Canadians, like black people, are a myth.

They just don't exist in the real world.

[FartinMowler]

Lenors avatar was too big or it threw too many hormones into a frenzy :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Horrible avatars. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

IN THE TIME OF LEPRECHAUNS
A WIZARD, NOBLE, SPRANG!

HE SET THE LAND A-FIRE AND
TO THE FRYING EARS HE SANG

EEEEEAT ... WELLLLL!
EAT WELL OF FIRE!

TAAASTE...HELLLLL!
TASTE HELL, YOU LIARS!

[executioneer]

i agree 100% with nice pete and lyle's band "mister band"

[executioneer]

(on primetime records)

[Pub Lover]

The stuffed tiger isn't sure he's hardcore enough to be in a band with the mustached cat.

[executioneer]

who does murder as a hobby

[Pub Lover]

Max I never blanned you for any of that shit, and im not saying you directly scared anyone away. But I do know a couple people that most likely have because of their very sad lack of social skillz
Harsh. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Rebecca O'Tool wasn't my fault. :(

[Pub Lover]

who does murder as a hobby
The best & worst of us.

[Pub Lover]

The stuffed tiger isn't sure he's hardcore enough to be in a band with the mustached cat.
Onstad relies on eyebrows all the time now.

[Lenor]

Allright, that was not meant to be harsh towards most people.

Maybe if the boi's on this site got off the computer once in a while and ventured out in world of GRLS WITH BOOBS.. a normal picture of me wouldnt of made such bullshit. Yup, ill just blame society for being something .. instead of anyone on here.. ::cough cough::

damn I should check this thread more often, since aparently ive been the main talk .. isnt it interesting how after only one day ive caused such chaos? Imagine in a week how things will be.. LE gen DARY!

[Lenor]

Lenors avatar was too big or it threw too many hormones into a frenzy :rolleyes actually, it was just too big, i had to resize and crop it... sorry to disapoint u!

[Lenor]

Hey guys I know that Lenor doesn't know me at all but I know her and her posts are as banal as ever >: who are u.. since aparently you know me..

She's not the worst poster ever.

Maybe if you cool guys posted more... :rolleyes thanx

[Pub Lover]

isnt it interesting how after only one day ive caused such chaos? Imagine in a week how things will be.. LE gen DARY!
Every new flavour gets a pop, if you stay a week you'll only get mentioned for that week.

[Esuohlim]

I'm just some jerk that never registered on the old boards but hung out you know.

Also you come back like every two years and make constant old board references and "I've been gone so long" references and frankly I can't wait until you leave again, nothing personal.

[Pub Lover]

She's not the worst poster ever. thanx
It wasn't a compliment, lady. :(

[Lenor]

isnt it interesting how after only one day ive caused such chaos? Imagine in a week how things will be.. LE gen DARY!
Every new flavour gets a pop, if you stay a week you'll only get mentioned for that week.

yet then please explain how Ive been here for 6 years all together, gone for the past 2 completely, yet here I am again and nobody forgot me..?

[Esuohlim]

All I know is that he sucks less then your website!

PAL DO YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME WE CAN TAKE IT TO MOCK WARS AND I'LL MAKE INTERNET POSTS WITH HURTFUL INSULTS

[Pub Lover]

Also you come back like every two years and make constant old board references and "I've been gone so long" references
Who doesn't do that? :carnivore

[Lenor]

I'm just some jerk that never registered on the old boards but hung out you know.

Also you come back like every two years and make constant old board references and "I've been gone so long" references and frankly I can't wait until you leave again, nothing personal.

aparently you havent gotten laid in along time huh?

[Pub Lover]

yet then please explain how Ive been here for 6 years all together, gone for the past 2 completely, yet here I am again and nobody forgot me..?
Everyone remembers catching an STI, they just forget how many times after a while.

[Pub Lover]

aparently you havent gotten laid in along time huh?
No, he just has a stick in his butt. :x

[liquidstatik]

brb guys i gotta smoke a jay and take a shower

i left town for a couple days, and had nowhere to bathe! ;_;

[Lenor]

aparently you havent gotten laid in along time huh?
No, he just has a stick in his butt. :x

I have reason to belive you two might be shareing that same stick

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I have reason to belive you two might be shareing that same stick
Baby, I get enough cock not to need no stinking stick. :orgasm

[Lenor]

Usually guys that emphasize how big they are, end up being rather disapointing..

[Pub Lover]

Really? I've noticed the opposite. When a guy brags, I end up choking down a monster. :love

[FartinMowler]

you date guy's that don't know they have a small penis?

[Pub Lover]

Haha, got in your way there, Fartin.

Yeah, if she only dated guys that don't know, then she must like the delusional chappies.

[Lenor]

Yeah, cause befor I date them I prescreen them, to make sure their huge so theres no worries! ... wts

[FartinMowler]

I looked at Lenors Myspace and I think I poked an eye out :(

[Pub Lover]

You have to be a lot more careful around raging boners, Fartin Honey.

[Pub Lover]

not enough lube? or you're not relaxed enough...put on some Barry White and drink a glass of wine, that's what I do
:orgasm

[FartinMowler]

It's bad enough your avatar creeps me out and now this...jeez louise I wish you had of spent the money on the hooker.

[Pub Lover]

Oh you know you like it, you big tease. ;)

[xbxDaniel]

People around here seem to like alleged women more than anyone else.

[Pub Lover]

People? You mean yourself, Julie?

[Pub Lover]

My little pink lady was shipshape
:giggle

[FartinMowler]

If it's possible to get an STD from the internet Lenor must have got it today

[Lenor]

If it's possible to get an STD from the internet Lenor must have got it today

yeah aparently it was all toxic bullshit spewing out of your mouth constantly ..

[liquidstatik]

im stayin out of this one!

[Pub Lover]

While I doubt you can catch an STD over the internet, you can for sure catch stupidity.

& today the exposure has been huge.

[Pub Lover]

im stayin out of this one!
Where 'out of town 'did you go, Buddy?

[liquidstatik]

little rock :X

it was fun, this guy robbed the campus store for ho-hos and got arrested :o

[Lenor]

While I doubt you can catch an STD over the internet, you can for sure catch stupidity.

& today the exposure has been huge.


Someone seems a little delusional and forgot they spread their own large dose of stupidity and imaturity on anyone that posted in the same thread.. damn I think you fucked up half the board!!

[Pub Lover]

I do not deny I spread my own stupidity, bitch. :)

[Pub Lover]

Infact it was mainly me I was talking about. :(

I'm really mad at my behavior today. >:

[Lenor]

do you feel better after calling me a bitch?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/horriblepub.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

i was about to post that ;<

[Pub Lover]

do you feel better after calling me a bitch?
Yes, it helped me get a little of my anger expressed. >:

Sorry about that. ;(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

i was about to post that ;<
You have to be faster if you want the page break. ;x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg
That is fucking scary. :x

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg
That is fucking scary. :x
& I don't just mean becausehe's black. ;(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

i was about to post that ;<

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

i was about to post that ;<

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg
Itchy nose. :tear

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg
Itchy nose. :tear
Get it? Because he can't reach his nose with those arms. :(

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hooray! :D

[liquidstatik]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg
Itchy nose. :tear
Get it? Because he can't reach his nose with those arms. :(

:lol

[Pub Lover]

That guy reminds me of an old avatar of Jamesman's.

The gay porn one.

[Rongi]

lol if you scroll up or down page 835 really fast the picture stays still

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/Jamesmanblackman.jpg

[Pub Lover]

If you really want to know what he's doing with his hands... No you don't want to know. :x

[Rongi]

i downloaded some Liz Vicious porno and it is seriously the dumbest thing i've ever seen. she brings some fat scenester kid over and asks her what she should take off and the fat little scene kid says "your insecurities, and then ur shirt"

i still jerked off to it, but what the hell

[xbxDaniel]

I am soooo fucking bored.

[xbxDaniel]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/justPlaindumb.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Julie, the image isn't loading for me. :(

[Pub Lover]

OK, I see it.

[liquidstatik]

my friends downloading WoW to my computer :O

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah, because you'd be soo deprived if you didn't get to see that and all.

[Pub Lover]

my friends downloading WoW to my computer :O
Why? :(

[liquidstatik]

idk, he wants to see if its worth buying ;<


i want to find a fun game to play online, but they all kinda suck :X

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, because you'd be soo deprived if you didn't get to see that and all.
You want to feel deprived? I just found the original picture in an old geocities account. :x

[xbxDaniel]

I play warcraft II.

[Chojin]

Users posting from this IP address
Lenor [ 98 Posts ]
Spaz [ 20 Posts ]
Guitar Woman [ 278 Posts ]
Father Spaz [ 26 Posts ]
Akira Teh Cat [ 5 Posts ]

[xbxDaniel]

My world is falling apart around me.

[liquidstatik]

:x

[Pub Lover]

OH THE FUCKING GODS! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING! :eek

[liquidstatik]

well pub, im 'bout to go to my friends house

ill catcha ya later! ;D

[Pub Lover]

well pub, im 'bout to go to my friends house
What kind of friend doesn't stock potential girlfriends when inviting you round? Not much of a friend, I say.

[Sam]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

[xbxDaniel]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

Is that Jax?

[Sam]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

[GADZOOKS]

foes that want to make sure my caskets closed

[Pub Lover]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Which shit, Sams?

[Esuohlim]

Users posting from this IP address
Lenor [ 98 Posts ]
Spaz [ 20 Posts ]
Guitar Woman [ 278 Posts ]
Father Spaz [ 26 Posts ]
Akira Teh Cat [ 5 Posts ]

Haha omg

[Pub Lover]

GW just gets creepier & creepier. :eek

[Emu]

akira teh cat was the most horrid piece of shit ever to be shat

[Pub Lover]

hey terra has a new avatar that looks nothing like what she said she looked like last time

are you also father spaz

[Pub Lover]

I'm Father Spaz. ;(

[Terra]

No your not. I'M Father Spaz!

[Pub Lover]

No one is Father Spaz. >:


I made him up. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Duuuuude!!! Happy major birthday!!!!
24 is a major birthday? :(

[Emu]

No one is Father Spaz. >:


I made him up. :eek

i'd believe that

[Pub Lover]

Me too.

It's very plausible. :(

[Sam]

I'm Pub. :(

[Preechr]

I'm just one of Kevin's screen names.
It's really f'd up.

I hate being me.

[GADZOOKS]

This is incredibly gross, I hope Chojin was kidding.

[sadie]

dear journal,
thanks for letting me vent. after i wrote yesterday, i forced myself into a smile and closed my eyes and thanked god for all the blessings in my life. then, i took some deep cleansing breaths. no more irritations with idiots! of course, there is that observation today in english 12, the class with 22 seniors, most of whom would rather not. smile smile smile. breathe breathe breathe. pray pray pray.
love, sadie

[Lenor]

chojin.. what the fuck ??

[Pub Lover]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[Lenor]

pub: that is so very distubing.. and just keeps getting worse.. thanx

[nothing4buddha]

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg

[Pub Lover]

pub: that is so very distubing.. and just keeps getting worse.. thanx
Lenor: I know. Want to have another cheezy fight instead?

[Lenor]

pub: eh' why not, let me just cut up a line of the supposed coke im blowin and let the cheeze fest begin!!!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Lenor]

Grl on grl action is the 'fad' these days...

[Pub Lover]

Oh those homos & their serious problems. :rolleyes :lol

[Lenor]

you know what being homophobic really meens right?

[Pub Lover]

Is it anything like being racist & hating those stupid ******s?

[xbxDaniel]

No, why don't you enlighten us.

[Lenor]

dan: your not apart of this so go away .. thanx..

pub: no unfortunatly, being homophobic usually indicates that your gay..

And racism, so fuckin dumb.. I live in NY, everyones a fuckin idiot here!

[xbxDaniel]

I don't want the homosexuals to rape me, y' know, like in Deliverence.

[guitar man]

did anyone actually get raped in that movie?

[FartinMowler]

pub: no unfortunatly, being homophobic usually indicates that your gay..

It's you're gay and seem to be intoxicted...good luck Pub I'm rooting for you :)

[Rongi]

pub: no unfortunatly, being homophobic usually indicates that your gay..

well, lookee here at the armchair fuckin' psychologist.

[Lenor]

fartin unfortunatly that doenst meen much coming from you..

pub: Ouch.. did I step on a case of hidin in the closet? haha

[xbxDaniel]

He hasn't even said anything yet.

[guitar man]

i am having so much gay sex

[Pub Lover]

Yesterday, in this thread I mentioned that I like sucking cock. :yum

How far in the closet is that, baby? ;)

[Rongi]

pub, what do you do after you temporarily lose your mind and quit the internet? do you like, drink yourself into a stupor and when you wake go back to posting on i-mock?

[guitar man]

yeah he sucks good cock

[xbxDaniel]

It sucks when you're the bitch's bitch. :Julie

[Pub Lover]

your gay

It's you're gay
Fartin correcting grammar? FANTASTIC! :eek

[Pub Lover]

pub, what do you do after you temporarily lose your mind and quit the internet? do you like, drink yourself into a stupor and when you wake go back to posting on i-mock?
Yes.

[FartinMowler]

fartin unfortunatly that doenst meen much coming from you..

Unfortunately that doesn't mean much coming from someone that can't spell simple words like mean.

[Rongi]

or do you just have a ton of gay sex?

[guitar man]

my cock is so hard it is bulging out of my boxers pub lover comes in i put the cock in his mouth, he is moaning

there is semen in the door frame

[Rongi]

guitar man you are really terrible i hope you know that

[xbxDaniel]

You're just encouaging it.

[guitar man]

rongi comes in the room exposing his cock i ask him

"do you want to fuck"

he starts masturbating furiously

[Pub Lover]

pub, what do you do after you temporarily lose your mind and quit the internet?
I like to think that when I quit the internet I'm coming to my senses. Seriously guys, pretending you're gay on the internet just because your regular life is shit... Not so sane.

[Pub Lover]

rongi comes in the room exposing his cock i ask him

"do you want to fuck"

he starts masturbating furiously
:wank

[xbxDaniel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Lenor]

1. its spelled MEEN in the context I used it in!

2.Rongi ... wow your super cool! wtf are you talking about?

3.pub: o0o0o thats HOT!!

[guitar man]

no girls allowed

[Rongi]

i'm saying you're the type of idiot who would say things like "the only reason you hate me is because you SECRETLY adore me!!"

[Pub Lover]

my cock is so hard it is bulging out of my boxers pub lover comes in i put the cock in his mouth, he is moaning

there is semen in the door frame
GM spurts over my face and Rongi kneels down and licks it off.

GM rolls over and it's Rongi's turn, as I beginto rub my crotch.

[xbxDaniel]

Xbxdaniel stands in the corner and cries.

[guitar man]

ur anus will feel better tommorow daniel

[xbxDaniel]

Pub's not coming back for a while to this thread I think.

So, did anybody else catch that Scrubs episode last night? That shit is Hilarious!

[guitar man]

what he's not comming back until ur anus feels better :lol

u must have a magic butthole u gayboy

[xbxDaniel]

Turk was all like "I'm cool and black" and JD was all like "I'm uncertain of myself, hey look I'm making out with a girl!"

And I was like Lol.

[Pub Lover]

Rongi is pounding away on GM, and it is really turning me on, but Julie's whimpering is putting me off.

I may have to stab him.

[guitar man]

lol that is really funny tell me more funnies sweety :)

[xbxDaniel]

JD just did an insigtful monologue, it was like, deep, and stuff.

[guitar man]

if we stab him we could fuck the hole

[Lenor]

rongi.. no.

'house' is far better then scrubs..


Ah, I guess I missed the 'no grls allowed' sign befor I signed up those years ago, aparently I missed the invisible memo also.. sorry..

[Pub Lover]

A slice accross the belly, and maybe the neck before we're done.

[Pub Lover]

With the warm blood on my fingers I work GM's large penis until he's ready again.

Rongi lies sated by the wall and the first signs of self disgust show on his face

[Rongi]

this page is depressing

[guitar man]

i am jerking rognis cock into the warm steaming xbx daniel innards

tears of joy roll down his semen/bloodsoaked face

[Rongi]

for once, cant your gay sex fantasies end happily?

[FartinMowler]

Pub is Rongi and Guitar man :rolleyes

[Rongi]

who are you, george orwell? why are you always accusing people of being characters?

[xbxDaniel]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/SHP.jpg

[Lenor]

still fuckin scary..

[guitar man]

i am vomiting in fartin mowlers mouth

[Pub Lover]

Fartin comes into the room.

He sees me slide myself into GM as Rongi fires a second load on Julies torn up midsection.

Julie though dazed by the blood loss calls out to Fartin to help.

Fartin takes off his coat and moves closer.

The look on his face is sadisticly happy.